general

[knotty island]

Wahhhh
Night shift done

[ember wagon]

Reminds me of his shoeless shoe socks

[knotty island]

7am

On the bus home

[woeful topaz]

?

[knotty island]

Kanye

[weary mortar]

1am here
Middle of night shift

[knotty island]

Just ended mine

Stay tough bro

[green anvil]

Not the first time I'm used to ts

[lavish girder]

1oneam

[quick pine]

My indian is coming out

[lavish girder]

Madarshet

[quick pine]

Pls do not redeem jt

[quick pine]

Mader jaat

[lavish girder]

Bastardfack

[quick pine]

No u madafuck

Fucking' mada fucking'

[elder robin]

Y’all

I posted a draft by mistake

It went viral

[twilit matrix]

I saw it

[elder robin]

Nd some influencers r following me idk to feel abt this

[twilit matrix]

Finna end up like kai cenat

[elder robin]

Am I cooked?

[twilit matrix]

Boiled, fried, cooked

[elder robin]

I’ll get u a cheeseburger if I make it🙏🏻

[viscid echo]

I'm under the water... pls help blublblu 🫧🫧

[twilit matrix]

Make it a shawarma 🙏

[raven sun]

Hey

[twilit matrix]

[elder robin]

Got u got u

[viscid echo]

Me running away from your fake allegations

[stone aspen]

Hi

[twilit matrix]

Also what draft was it i aint see it 😭

[gilded crag]

Hola

[twilit matrix]

Ola dev

[gilded crag]

Olo

[twilit matrix]

Wtf did i just see

[gilded crag]

Wdym

Oh

Do i have to check that out

[twilit matrix]

Thought i was see things

[blazing gull]

Gif

[twilit matrix]

Bro was talking about cracking something or someone

[twilit matrix]

Cooked

[gilded crag]

this guys message?

[twilit matrix]

Thats what i saw

[elder robin]

It was a lip syncing video

[twilit matrix]

[gilded crag]

yeah I switched from my phone to my laptop

[twilit matrix]

Mind showing it

[twilit matrix]

[elder robin]

I made it private bc I panicked

[gilded crag]

stop asking to see nsfw things @blazing gull

[twilit matrix]

Brother get this mf out of here 🙏

[blazing gull]

It’ll be alright I’m whispering even

To comfort you

[twilit matrix]

Ah, it is what it is

[edgy lark]

Yo can I see the Bowser Fart gif?

For scientific purposes

[gilded crag]

no

[blazing gull]

I’m whispering and looking

[cyan jackal]

Ybmh

[blazing gull]

Just show me it

[jaunty sierra]

🐶

[edgy lark]

2 dolla

[jaunty sierra]

I wanna eat chocolate snack

[blazing gull]

Let’s see what’s going on

[last ridge]

GG @blazing gull, you just advanced to level 1 !

[edgy lark]

Can we kiss in the back of a shipping container full of shampoo

[acoustic glade]

Hi

[minor stump]

HOLY FUCKKK SO THE CREATORS OF CURIOUS GEORGE WROTE IT WHILE ESCAPING NAZI OCCUPIED FRANCE IN 1940 HOLY FUCKK THATS SOME LORE

[quick pine]

Haha i love caffeine

@gilded crag i love caffeine

[snow plinth]

Diet cock'

[plain torrent]

wtf are you the red hulk

[gilded crag]

why are you red

wait

no it's pink I remember

[trim lance]

Did you dip your hands in red paint?

[quick pine]

Lmaooo

[gilded crag]

your festival

[snow plinth]

Better question why are you white aswell

[gilded crag]

How's the festival going so far?

[quick pine]

It ended dev

It will require atleast

[plain torrent]

yoyoooo

[quick pine]

3 days to

Remove allla this

[gilded crag]

then how did it go?

[civic patrol]

@quick pine

[snow plinth]

Wait what was the festival about

[quick pine]

Diet coke makes u one fr

[quick pine]

Lmao

[quick pine]

Just color eachother

It was so fun

[quick pine]

😭😭😭

Me rn

[civic patrol]

You ate hot Cheetos

[snow plinth]

Ohhhhhhhhh

Thats why ur red

[quick pine]

I am hot cheetos

[civic patrol]

[plain torrent]

turned you into alen from smiling friends

[quick pine]

😭😭😭

[civic patrol]

Turned you into red team from halos

[quick pine]

Lmaoo

[plain torrent]

brother was anger from inside out

[plain torrent]

nah he was always like that. He was born this way

[snow plinth]

It has to be this way

[civic patrol]

@snow plinth

[ember wagon]

Penisman88

[plain torrent]

he that one angry bird

[snow plinth]

Hey

Wassup man

[snow plinth]

Penisman88

[plain torrent]

i just lost one of my balls to that

dont remind me of my pain and suffering

it was really traumatic

[civic patrol]

[plain torrent]

brother is eepy

[coral igloo]

no way

[gloomy glade]

this meme is too relatable

[gilded crag]

greatest day of my life with that announcement

[gloomy glade]

hey rio welcome to the server

[coral igloo]

It's literally you

[gilded crag]

literally is

ugh

[gloomy glade]

bleh

[raven sun]

Ty ty

[last ridge]

GG @raven sun, you just advanced to level 1 !

[gloomy glade]

@raven sun congrats bro

[raven sun]

Ty

[gloomy glade]

ofc bro ❤️

[jaunty sierra]

Fresh air

[full ravine]

Chicken nuggets with extra dip

[woeful topaz]

Joe

[full ravine]

Kaye

Kanye

[minor stump]

1smells like cheese

[woeful topaz]

Im lonely

[woeful topaz]

Wdym

[full ravine]

I have a midterm in 2 hours

[minor stump]

joe smells like cheese

[viral vapor]

Dev

[woeful topaz]

GOOD LUCK

[woeful topaz]

Something will happen in 2 hours.

[viral vapor]

I hate you Kanye

[cyan jackal]

The way you walk, the way you understand me
The way you move, the way you just whisper me

[minor stump]

WILL BOB THE BUILDER VISIT ME

[woeful topaz]

Love you too

[woeful topaz]

No

Not yet

[viral vapor]

@cyan jackal misclick my fault

[minor stump]

LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

needs to happen

[quick pine]

Me

[cyan jackal]

What

[viral vapor]

me when I press add friend on accident

[cyan jackal]

Oh

I didnt even see

Youre good

[ember wagon]

Boywife

[viral vapor]

Silence slave

[ember wagon]

Say that again

[cyan jackal]

I want a boywife :(

[viral vapor]

Silence Slave sped up + reverbed

[austere osprey]

@chilly hare hey did you see my joke

[gilded crag]

😭

[ember wagon]

@glass drift do I do it to him or will you handle it

[viral vapor]

crazy

[dawn slate]

Where did my damn memes go

[cyan jackal]

Specifically

Uhm

How would i describe this

[viral vapor]

Is bro down bad for boywives

[vale root]

#memes

[cyan jackal]

No

[viral vapor]

POOKS

[rapid basin]

Good

[last ridge]

GG @rapid basin, you just advanced to level 4 !

[viral vapor]

BIG YAHU

[gilded crag]

do you play tarkov?

[viral vapor]

I have it... why...

[gilded crag]

there was someone earlier looking for people to play it with and i could've swore you did

[viral vapor]

I dont play it but I have uit

[gilded crag]

oh

[viral vapor]

makes m say naughty things

[gilded crag]

lmao

[viral vapor]

santa is not happy with me

[twilit panther]

Chat is full of piss color

[twilit matrix]

Agreed

[viral vapor]

No

[frigid sky]

[viral vapor]

@gilded crag talk to me

[quick pine]

Would u laugh if i tickle

[viral vapor]

@sterile edge Hi

[gilded crag]

Whats up

[gilded crag]

No

[viral vapor]

How are you

[gilded crag]

Im aight just watching a show before bed wbu

[viral vapor]

Just got back from a funeral thing that went on for the last 2 days

[gilded crag]

Im not ticklish in the slightest

[viral vapor]

Yes

[gilded crag]

Oh shit im sorry man

[viral vapor]

Its cool

[quick pine]

Have you tried tickling your feet

[frigid sky]

Tickle your bones

[quick pine]

Tickle my pickle

Shaboingboing

[frigid sky]

What

[quick pine]

Im sorry

I should hide my indian

[gilded crag]

yep

[quick pine]

Dont redeem me

[quick pine]

How tf people cant laugh when u tickle them

Youre so unreal

[gilded crag]

or i hate being touched

[viral vapor]

me when I lie

[frigid sky]

Being touch sucks

[earnest niche]

it was speed :(

[brisk knoll]

DM me corn

[vague kite]

Mane

Guess wha

What

[brisk knoll]

Buttered corn

[sterile edge]

what?

[brisk knoll]

Cooked corn

[sterile edge]

chicken butt?

[vague kite]

Look

[sterile edge]

ooo

noice

[vague kite]

Who is it?

[sterile edge]

max? Idfk

[gilded crag]

Dev devstappen

[vague kite]

Eyyyy

[frigid sky]

Cant

[vague kite]

Edit your face on him lol

[gilded crag]

Good idea

[mystic mason]

Did his mother drink while she was pregnant

His face is off

[green anvil]

🌽

[brisk knoll]

[cyan jackal]

Dev you should send jess that one max verstappen reel i sent you

[gilded crag]

I will

[quick pine]

What if its a 6'4 goth mommy

[gilded crag]

idc

[cyan jackal]

I dont like being touched either

[opal bough]

hello

[green anvil]

Either he's touched deprived or has been touched before

[mystic mason]

Touch is bad unless im close to the person

[cyan jackal]

@warm lion is this your alt?

[green anvil]

2 satanyaho accounts so far just this morning

[opal bough]

good morning

[subtle tangle]

[mystic mason]

Midnight poop shower

[summer pebble]

Hi

[mystic mason]

Pj

[summer pebble]

Yes?

[acoustic glade]

You are now pregnant

[quick pine]

What if ur getting paid

[quick pine]

Im both

[austere osprey]

Fun fact: most shrimps are unemployed

[halcyon lake]

cool

[mystic mason]

Im giving it fetal alcohol syndrome

Boy preggers

[summer pebble]

She got me pregnant

[mystic mason]

E pregnancy

[cyan jackal]

What about the shrimp that fries rice

[summer pebble]

I would hate being pregnant

[quick pine]

I almost formed a thought

No its not true

[summer pebble]

Bc being fat is one of my biggest fears

[quick pine]

Ur lying

The govt is lying

[mystic mason]

[austere osprey]

Yes those are the employed ones

[cyan jackal]

Ok good

[austere osprey]

Nothing is whimsical

[mystic mason]

True

Everything is sad

[austere osprey]

Agreed

Sadmaxxing

[raven cove]

Why is Microsoft so fucking ass

[mystic mason]

Billionaires

[raven cove]

Ong

[cyan jackal]

#saveshrimplives

[raven cove]

I'm trying to log onto my laptop

But I can't use the password

And can only use a qr code that doesn't even word

Work

I'm going to kill them with hammers

[acoustic glade]

Bro

U r doomed

[mystic mason]

Why

[summer pebble]

I’m a billionaire

[lone igloo]

Rats carry disease

[mystic mason]

Me too

[vale root]

Hello everyone

[lone igloo]

Its markiplier here

[vale root]

How is chat doing

[lone igloo]

Le chat

[mystic mason]

I was born today

[acoustic glade]

Then please donate me some

Im broke af rn

[vale root]

I was born in the future

[acoustic glade]

Like I have less then 10 bucks

And should last this whole week

[mystic mason]

Me too twin

[acoustic glade]

What part can you relate to?

[jaunty sierra]

🐶

[acoustic glade]

The 10 bucks

[acoustic glade]

Or where you gotta last the whole week

[vale root]

Oh dude, did you ever see world war five

[acoustic glade]

Me fr

[lone igloo]

Rats play major contribution to scientific breakthroughs

[acoustic glade]

I know but why did you tell me this?

[lone igloo]

Medals of honor

Mann thi shi dry af here

[mystic mason]

All of it

[lone igloo]

Rats contribute the economy indirectly by saving many lives including workforces

[acoustic glade]

Damn twin i feel yoz

[acoustic glade]

Fr

[mystic mason]

The world spins

[acoustic glade]

It used to be fun

Now its just boring

[mystic mason]

It turned me

[acoustic glade]

Tzrned you into a rat?

[lone igloo]

Its a blessing in disguise

[mystic mason]

Yes

[bronze marsh]

I woke up

[vale root]

Woke

[mystic mason]

I was a human boy once before

[lone igloo]

At least ur not the golden freddy fazebear

[vale root]

Did you say woke

[bronze marsh]

Yes

English

[vale root]

I’m clearly speaking it

[bronze marsh]

I can't say waked because that is grammatically incorrect

[frigid sky]

I am waked

[glossy marsh]

hello

[lone igloo]

Half baked

[frigid sky]

Hello

Haked

[lone igloo]

Drake

[mystic mason]

No

[lone igloo]

Rat with a gat

[frigid sky]

1984

[lone igloo]

Joe mama

[frigid sky]

Hey Beter

[lone igloo]

🅱️at with a gat

[frigid sky]

I feel lonely

[frigid sky]

What a cute cat

[lone igloo]

Nope, thats disgusting

[gloomy topaz]

Its only cute till you find the nose

[knotty island]

Whiskers

[lone igloo]

Oh no😱

[cyan jackal]

Out with the old in with the new

Hello march 5th

[cyan jackal]

Kibby

Give him/her pats

[mystic mason]

She will get them

[lone igloo]

They is easier

[cyan jackal]

[lone igloo]

Mhhhm

[frigid sky]

Bro i feel like my chest is heavy

[lone igloo]

Go see the doc

[mystic mason]

Boobs

[frigid sky]

Nah I'll wait til it's too late

[lone igloo]

Till it collapse… real good eminem song

[surreal cloud]

Nnnn

N

[surreal cloud]

Nnnn

[frigid sky]

Nnnn

[lone igloo]

Rr

[cyan jackal]

Should i buy a vape

Blink once if yes

Recite the entire bible in chinese if no

[frigid sky]

Mme when I eat rice cakes

[surreal cloud]

别做，否则我会非常生气

[lone igloo]

Popcorn lungs

[cyan jackal]

Thats not the Bible

Guess im buying a vape

[gloomy topaz]

My video disappeared

🥀

[frigid sky]

Mane probably took it out

[gloomy topaz]

1984

[surreal cloud]

那我就不让师父教你旋转柔术了

[lone igloo]

1999 jschlatt

Spree

[twilit matrix]

How does one get popcorn lungs

How much do they smoke to get them

[frigid sky]

6 packs a day

[twilit matrix]

Nvm apparently vaping doesn't necessarily cause the popcorn lung

[cyan jackal]

Spinjitzu???

[twilit matrix]

Turns out its a myth

[lone igloo]

Vaping.. dont recommend

[frigid sky]

Vape when you are addicted

[lone igloo]

Until u cant breathe

[surreal cloud]

如果你不买，我会推荐你给我的师父

[frigid sky]

I dont vape but I like heroine

[surreal cloud]

Far more healthy

[cyan jackal]

🤔

[twilit matrix]

Too late

[cyan jackal]

Is your master, wu?

[twilit matrix]

Better than smoking cigs tho speaking from experience

[lone igloo]

I forgot the part where it is not my problem

[twilit matrix]

[frigid sky]

I once vape and my throat got itchy. Never again

[surreal cloud]

有可能，但我无法确定，否则秘密会被共享

[twilit matrix]

Sorry to tell you this

But that might of not been a vape

[surreal cloud]

Ye you are dying tomorrow
Sorry for you

🥀

[frigid sky]

[twilit matrix]

Is that albedo

[plain torrent]

rip man we will miss you 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[frigid sky]

Why i keep dying

[surreal cloud]

Could be

[twilit matrix]

W taste

[bleak robin]

So that should be around 2-3 days left to live

[surreal cloud]

My man

[mystic mason]

I hit a vape and it gave me aids

[surreal cloud]

Donate blood in homeless shelters

[mystic mason]

Smart

[twilit matrix]

I think while you weren't looking they switched the vape to something else..

[limpid hawk]

Evil vape

[plain torrent]

hit a vape and caught leprosy

[twilit matrix]

For a sec i thought toma changed his name again

[surreal cloud]

Craziest thing I've ever tried was a small dose of coke ngl

[mystic mason]

😳

[twilit matrix]

Coke is just a higher dose of pre workout honestly

[plain torrent]

CRAZY lore drop

[limpid hawk]

No Im tomato

[bleak robin]

My mother vapes and she throws up almost every day, which is actually true
||(Just that neither of them are connected)||

[surreal cloud]

I'm not used to snorting stuff so I felt like something kicked my brain without consent

[plain torrent]

just smoke cigs like the rest of us

[mystic mason]

She must be skinny

[bleak robin]

How was it?

[twilit matrix]

Fuh nawh

Hate cigs

[limpid hawk]

Cigs lame

[twilit matrix]

The smell lingers to everything

[plain torrent]

pretty sure that's heroin chic

[surreal cloud]

It was a rly small dose hardly even felt a thing

[limpid hawk]

Blunt better

[mystic mason]

Cunty

[twilit matrix]

Just abit awake

[bleak robin]

Oh

[plain torrent]

everyone likes cigs once you're drunk enough

[bleak robin]

I’m never gonna try drugs because of my asthma and I know if I snort one thing my lungs are gonna most likely combust

[surreal cloud]

Ye like it kinda keeps you awake but if you take too much it destroys your nervous system

[twilit matrix]

Fuh drinking aswell shit' was hard to quit

[limpid hawk]

Edibles bro

[twilit matrix]

Not worth to even start drinking

[plain torrent]

respect for quitting though

[bleak robin]

I do have a fast metabolism…

[minor stump]

Spooder

[frigid sky]

Wait why am I dying agajn

[twilit matrix]

Cutie patootie

[surreal cloud]

Hey alcohol is a blessing
How else would I have a challenge while driving

[bleak robin]

Aids or something idk

[minor stump]

Fs fs

[frigid sky]

Something about vapes and a itchy throat

[limpid hawk]

If u do try em make sure u don't get to high of a dose for ur first time or ur gonna tweak out

[plain torrent]

heroin

[mystic mason]

2 hamburgers

[limpid hawk]

I would know unfortunately

[frigid sky]

I love heroine

[bleak robin]

I probably still won’t try them but I’ll keep it in mind

[plain torrent]

double it and pass it to the next person

[limpid hawk]

Fair enough it ain't for everyone

[frigid sky]

Ill take those 20 burgers

[cyan jackal]

Half it and give it to the next person

[surreal cloud]

Morphine best drug ever
After a surgery a nurse accidentally gave me a bit more than what she was supposed to and they found me sleeping in the benches on the waiting area

[vale root]

Double it and give it to the next person

[mystic mason]

5 burger

[frigid sky]

I cant try that or I'll get addicted

[vale root]

Double it and give it to the next person

[plain torrent]

weak

[mystic mason]

25

[frigid sky]

[vale root]

Double it and give it to the next person

[bleak robin]

Triple it and give it to the second next person

[frigid sky]

The power of 3

[vale root]

Quadruple it and give it to the next person

[fossil bane]

Yo

[mystic mason]

I cant count any higher :((

[frigid sky]

[plain torrent]

eat four and give it to the next person

[bleak robin]

Do you even know how to count to three smh

[surreal cloud]

Covering myself in garlic except for my meat then visiting a vampire

[viral vapor]

@bleak robin why are YOU here

[mystic mason]

Whats that

[viral vapor]

Hi rat <3

[bleak robin]

I’m gonna be honest

I didn’t realise this was general

I thought it was memes

[fossil bane]

Got ignored 😣💔

[frigid sky]

It's like 1 but a lot

[viral vapor]

You betrayed memes

[viral vapor]

Real

[plain torrent]

whoa

[fossil bane]

😭

[frigid sky]

[bleak robin]

Mf you’re here too

[mystic mason]

Hiiii

[bleak robin]

Atleast I did it on accident 🥀

[mystic mason]

https://tenor.com/view/post-gif-12152135773601589442

[viral vapor]

I was LOOKING and saw you. And I wanted to say hi to rat

[surreal cloud]

@mystic mason mind giving me a 8 hour mute pls

[vale root]

Double it and give it to the next person

[bleak robin]

Tbh the channel doesn’t have any bad people at the moment, all the e-girls and simps are asleep

[mystic mason]

3 shrimps

[surreal cloud]

Still me

[viral vapor]

?mute bambi9044 8hr

😼

[mystic mason]

Okay twin

[vale root]

Double it and give it to the next person

[surreal cloud]

Ty gang

[frigid sky]

Rat shoot that person

[surreal cloud]

❤️

[mystic mason]

?mute 907189389187252285 8h

[nova pilot]

bambi9044 was muted.

[frigid sky]

Thank you rat

[mystic mason]

Hung for sins

[plain torrent]

rat make me god

[mystic mason]

Rat make me happy again

[vale root]

Do you have a cat and a rat as pets?

[mystic mason]

Just a cat

I am the rat

[frigid sky]

Rat man

[plain torrent]

man rat

[waxen berry]

tom and jerry ahh

[frigid sky]

Rat man with it 2015 corolla

[cyan jackal]

Dr mouse

[mystic mason]

I keep forgetting to blink

[plain torrent]

ill give you three big booms

[waxen berry]

blinking set to manual due to you

[vale root]

Ho whta si teh cats naem

[frigid sky]

That's six

[plain torrent]

you are now aware of your skin

[frigid sky]

Take off your skin

[plain torrent]

i never learned how to count :/

[waxen berry]

fahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[chrome basalt]

Someone here will have a blown head gasket an April 4th 2026.

[frigid sky]

Same

[plain torrent]

you

[vale root]

I forgot ohw to splle

[frigid sky]

I forgor

[mystic mason]

Its livy

[vale root]

Double that and give it to the next person

[plain torrent]

just a chill guy

[chrome basalt]

Dual blown gaskets?

[vale root]

Ew thta si a ctue naem

[frigid sky]

Rat do a barrel roll

[vale root]

Yeah

[vale root]

Actually, double that and give it to the next person

[chrome basalt]

If it were possible I would

Maybe I should invent an engine that takes 4 head gaskets so I can

[vale root]

But that is a cute cat

[frigid sky]

You're the engineer

I believe in you

[plain torrent]

fck you stole my joke

[chrome basalt]

[plain torrent]

🥲

[plain torrent]

actually me

im just a drill

[chrome basalt]

[paper ember]

my teachers name is marvin

[frigid sky]

Marvin the Martian

[plain torrent]

thats rough

he should work on that

[paper ember]

and his son is joseph

berry is the last name

[viscid echo]

Dormamu, I've come to bargain 🗣️🔥

[frigid sky]

Marvin berry

Marvin B

[chrome basalt]

Is your teacher a fallout 4 npc?

[frigid sky]

B Marvin

[paper ember]

no

her teachs chem

[quick pine]

Im eepy

[mystic mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356765177298817105/1424663967363629057/image0ftg.gif

[quick pine]

Chat im gonna eep

[chrome basalt]

[cyan jackal]

[mystic mason]

My wife

[chrome basalt]

Horse

[viral vapor]

Car

[mystic mason]

Agnes tachyon

Lesbian young Sheldon

[cyan jackal]

Daviêd Ranszoshkêzi

I see the hard r n word in there

[chrome basalt]

Rat, I gave in to the uma infestation of my instagram. Games actually kinda fun

[vale root]

Bro, what?

[cyan jackal]

I saw the hard r in there

[gloomy glade]

❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[vale root]

My bad I did not see that

Please don’t ban me

[mystic mason]

I knowwww i love it

[cyan jackal]

its all good, just warning you

[plain torrent]

hooooonk mimimimi

making you sleepier?

[mystic mason]

I played it during august

[vestal lagoon]

hm

[glad forge]

Hamburghr

[mystic mason]

Havent played since tho

[chrome basalt]

I found my favorite irl racehorse in there and I’m set

[mystic mason]

Yaaay

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

[cyan jackal]

I want to sleep for a 1000 years

[mystic mason]

Real

[chrome basalt]

How pulling maruzensky felt

[cyan jackal]

When it gets dark, everyone disappears

Its okay to show you care sometimes

[green anvil]

"I'm built different" ahh statement

[jaunty sierra]

🐶

[solemn folio]

rat

[lone igloo]

Real

[mystic mason]

Adam

[solemn folio]

"im going to sleep now" before i switch to another server and start talking there instead

[solemn folio]

i have to go back to work on friday and its making me upset thinking about it

i yearn for unemployment

[lone igloo]

Omg i thought u were a normie whole ahh time

[solemn folio]

Brown

[mystic mason]

Youre so real

[solemn folio]

the days go by so fast

i could do nothing forever

[mystic mason]

I hate doing so much nothing

I was off today and no one would hang out with me

I was crashing out

[austere osprey]

WAT

[quick pine]

Thank you

[austere osprey]

The urge to do fun crazy makeup at midnight

[mystic mason]

So real

[quick pine]

[quick pine]

Do not expose me

[austere osprey]

I be changing looks like a spy

[quick pine]

Do not redeem me

[solemn folio]

i can literally just rot forever

[austere osprey]

No I don’t have a gunnnnn

Guys should I get a smiley

[quick pine]

Netflix and chill?
Net n yahu

[solemn folio]

if i didnt enjoy my silly games i would struggle to convince myself to get out of bed

[austere osprey]

I don’t even smile nvm

[mystic mason]

It makes my episode worse, im fine doing nothing when im medicated and capable being at peace in my mind

[solemn folio]

i think it would suit you

[plain torrent]

i got you man

[austere osprey]

Thanks big dawg. I think ima get like 4 piercings in one day

[plain torrent]

yeah just cause its peak

[austere osprey]

Get them all out of the way

[austere osprey]

Bet

[solemn folio]

we should play game again at some point

[austere osprey]

Im so easily convinced

[solemn folio]

thats so real

[mystic mason]

I want a tongue piercing but im too afraid of it fucking up my taste

[plain torrent]

its almost alarming

[quick pine]

No

[mystic mason]

I also want a brow one

[solemn folio]

id be covered in tattoos if i didnt have to save my money 💔

[austere osprey]

Too late I’m convinced

[austere osprey]

SAME

[plain torrent]

hooooooonk mimimimimi hooooonk mimimim

[austere osprey]

My true form will be covered in tats and piercings

[solemn folio]

i would get more piercings as well but my ears are covered anyway and im not sure i want anymore on my face

[austere osprey]

I can’t wait I need to be rich

[coral igloo]

What is a smiley

[quick pine]

Imagine french kissing someone and they taste like garlic naan

[coral igloo]

Alysa liu??

[plain torrent]

fr id be covered, pierced up, and have the nicest fit on if i didn't need to eat

[austere osprey]

The piercing that’s like on top of your teeth inside your mouth

Pretty much

[coral igloo]

that's so cute

[mystic mason]

Im gonna get more tattoos when im no longer financially dependent on people

[coral igloo]

I want to get my ears decked out pierced

[austere osprey]

I need it

[mystic mason]

I helped my friend give herself a smiley in highschool

[quick pine]

Get ear piercing first if u haven't yet

[mystic mason]

She still has it

[austere osprey]

I need my sim more customized

[austere osprey]

I have it

[plain torrent]

what ab snake bite piercings?

[coral igloo]

I need to customize my avatar

[austere osprey]

Yesss

[coral igloo]

I need to thrift in the big city

[mystic mason]

Im debating redying my hair brown

[austere osprey]

I’m doing snake bites , smiley and maybe eyebrow

[solemn folio]

i was gonna get snake bites when i was younger but i think im happy with my double nose rings

[mystic mason]

The pink is too faded

[minor stump]

Why not go bald smh

[solemn folio]

i was soooo close to getting them

i cant remember why i didnt

[mystic mason]

Never again

[quick pine]

Ahh then get a smiley ig but u gotta understand that u cant go back

[plain torrent]

aye you know you did a good job when they still have that piercing YEARS later

[austere osprey]

That’s fine I’ve made worse life decisions

[plain torrent]

oh fr?!what made you decide against it? just lack of funds?

[solemn folio]

i mean u can just take it out

[normal idol]

Is the man manning

[minor stump]

💀 💀why do I imagine a bald Barbie doll

[mystic mason]

Loool i wish i looked like a barbie

[quick pine]

Doesn't means u should make more

[quick pine]

The whole stays tho

[plain torrent]

egg

[quick pine]

Hole*

[solemn folio]

no i think a last minute call of the void scared me away

[austere osprey]

Piercings are not bad in fact they are the opposite

They bring me joy

Because I will be swag

[plain torrent]

it would close eventually

[solemn folio]

they heal and smiley really isnt that big of a deal esp since nobody can see the hole

[austere osprey]

Eating these immediately

[solemn folio]

in fact its no deal at all

[plain torrent]

damn i feel like snake bites suit everyone

[mystic mason]

I would like to eat more rocks

[plain torrent]

exactlyyyy

[minor stump]

Dyed rocks and gems 🔥

[plain torrent]

get the piercing why not

[austere osprey]

Love me some rocks

[mystic mason]

I can just imagine constantly fucking with the hole tho

[austere osprey]

That’s what she said ahahahah

[solemn folio]

yeah but thats like ur own personal stress ball

[mystic mason]

Its 2am why is my housemate talking at full volume

[plain torrent]

take the side quest

[mystic mason]

So loud

[austere osprey]

I will never get my belly pierced again

[mystic mason]

I need money for more piercings

[austere osprey]

Pain

[mystic mason]

It hurt that bad?

[minor stump]

Did he hit the clip orrrr

[austere osprey]

Would you piece me

[plain torrent]

they got shi to say let them cook 🗣️

[mystic mason]

That was gonna be one of my next ones

[austere osprey]

It got caught on my jeans and almost ripped out

Not for me

[solemn folio]

my piercer teaches students and you could let them pierce you for free, and theyre always pretty good they just arent as quick or efficient so it hurts a little more

[mystic mason]

Im gonna put a small piece of shit in the dryer

[mystic mason]

Goated asf

[austere osprey]

My piercer is named johnnyyyy

[quick pine]

Id rather get 2 then

[mystic mason]

I think the guy that did my nose is named duke

He was cool

[plain torrent]

JOHNNY SILVERHAND?

[solemn folio]

that sounds horrible

[plain torrent]

DUKE DENNIS?

[austere osprey]

I fell down like I’ve been shot

[quick pine]

I think its kinda weird like personally ill never get my tongue pierced

[plain torrent]

thats what im sayinnnn

[quick pine]

No hate to other doing it

[solemn folio]

my ex had her nip caught on the duvet in the middle of the night and i woke up to blood dripping down her and half ripped nip

could be worse

[austere osprey]

BRO

[quick pine]

[mystic mason]

Tbh the fact i wear high rise pants is stopping me from doing the naval

[austere osprey]

NOOOOO

[mystic mason]

Fuck dude

Nightmare

[solemn folio]

i disagree

[green anvil]

What the fu

[plain torrent]

honestly ive heard stories of people ripping it all the way off to often

[last ridge]

GG @plain torrent, you just advanced to level 9 !

[minor stump]

When big larry came round just to put him down SpongeBob turned into a clown and no girl ever wants to dance with a fool who went and ripped his pants

[austere osprey]

Imagine just going about your day and your nipple’ rips off??

[plain torrent]

you cooked

[quick pine]

The food sticks to that

[austere osprey]

That song was goated

[solemn folio]

i literally didnt know what to do 😭

[quick pine]

Its kinda disgusting lowkey

[minor stump]

Very goated

[mystic mason]

Hopital

[austere osprey]

I’d just like start sucking

I mean hospital

[minor stump]

Yes for all of us here

[solemn folio]

shes so girlboss though she took it out and got her other one done

[solemn folio]

LMAOOO

[quick pine]

Not to mention some people get infection from drilling their tongues

[solemn folio]

no i think i just kinda sat there like are u ok

[austere osprey]

I mean yeah Idk what else I would do

[solemn folio]

yeah so like just wash ur mouth

[plain torrent]

the only thing you really can do is put a bandaid on it and maybe call a nurse line lmao

[mystic mason]

Ive heard some people lose taste or it completely changes after

[austere osprey]

I’d do questionable things to my body for swag

[green anvil]

You're just stupid

[austere osprey]

WHO

[solemn folio]

true i dont be fuckin with the tongue but gum and lip percings r cool

[plain torrent]

real

[quick pine]

Id rather not eat if i got it I'll jst like drink thru a straw and nothing

[solemn folio]

if ur gonna get tongue go to someone that knows what theyre doing

[minor stump]

And yet we had mfs splitting their tongues

[quick pine]

Idk if it can alter taste buds but that sounds hell wrong

[green anvil]

Thats a thing

[austere osprey]

Listen it looks good one some people

[plain torrent]

you can unfortunately

[austere osprey]

I wouldn’t because pain

[quick pine]

Thats true

[solemn folio]

i vaguely remember my piercer saying u can judge by the tongue and some ppl just cant get them but i know nothing

[quick pine]

Dont get pierced

[austere osprey]

This is true

[quick pine]

By a random ahh doc

Get a specialist or sum shi

[plain torrent]

i know of people who've done it themselves too

[minor stump]

Yes it in fact is

[austere osprey]

Idk how they know

[mystic mason]

Got my clit pierced at claires

[solemn folio]

i have small ears

[austere osprey]

Lemme see

[minor stump]

TF

[solemn folio]

with a gun

[minor stump]

AH

the actual fuck’

[cyan jackal]

[solemn folio]

thats how i got my prince albert

[austere osprey]

Don’t trust a piercing gun

[quick pine]

Oh no..... Why you had to make it nsfw 18+ illegal to talk

[austere osprey]

I saw a video when they get stuck

[raven cove]

The helly

[austere osprey]

Scary scary

[mystic mason]

Me too, my first ear ones were placed so far i took them shits out and let it heal over

[austere osprey]

YOU

[raven cove]

What

[austere osprey]

F u Texas

[raven cove]

Oh ok

[austere osprey]

You won’t get piercings with me

Now I gotta go alone

And scared

[mystic mason]

Texas get ur nips don

[raven cove]

Bro

[solemn folio]

my first piercing was my industrial

[plain torrent]

YEAH they had a tongue piercing and they like put a wire/string thing through the piercing hole and basically and I cut down their fckin tounge it was crazy

[quick pine]

Ewwww

[raven cove]

U don't even have to go alone

[plain torrent]

you could rock it i believe in you

[austere osprey]

Very scary

[minor stump]

Bruh

[raven cove]

I just won't get a piercing god forbid

[mystic mason]

Im currently participating in the 2am rot challenge

[solemn folio]

and my school said it was extreme and threatened to call my mum, which is hilarious cause she paid for it

[quick pine]

Dont even make me think about it pls

[austere osprey]

Imma lone wolf

[raven cove]

Type shit

[austere osprey]

Oh so now you want to come

[raven cove]

U deserve everything coming to u

[austere osprey]

Because I peer pressured you

[mystic mason]

Me when i got yelled at for my nose piercing by a lasy and i got it matching with my mom

[austere osprey]

Am I dying??

[plain torrent]

some people are wildin man

[raven cove]

Ur acting like that doesn't always happen

[ember wagon]

Time for my eyebrow piercing

[mystic mason]

Shiver me timbers

[austere osprey]

Making me sound like a villan

[raven cove]

My life is based off peer pressure

[quick pine]

Kinda sick tho ngl

[mystic mason]

Im gonna get a Jacob’s ladder

[plain torrent]

dude 😭😭
did they try to make you take it out?

[quick pine]

It used to be tuff

[plain torrent]

thats a great idea

you should get on that

[austere osprey]

I remember my mom said I’m being sent to hell because I got a doodle bob tattoo at 16

Heh

[mystic mason]

LOOL

[austere osprey]

Doodle bob is devil ?

[plain torrent]

actually peak tattoo though

[raven cove]

He lowkey is dawg

[austere osprey]

Ty it’s my favorite

[quick pine]

Is that what i think it is?

[mystic mason]

I wanna do more stick n pokes but i know theyre gonna look like shit in 5 years

[raven cove]

That mf wanted to erase the entire universe

[mystic mason]

Perhaps

[austere osprey]

Wait true

[austere osprey]

I’d legit let you practice on me

[solemn folio]

yes! the convo with my deputy head was pretty much
"youre going to need to take that out"
"no"
then he just kinda looked at me like and sent me to someone else which is when they said theyd call my mum

[quick pine]

||Mf sukuna just climbed it like it was an actual ladder||

[austere osprey]

If you lived close

[quick pine]

Jjk spoiler btw

Dont open if u dont want to

[raven cove]

I'm like

Decaying

As time goes on

[solemn folio]

wait thats actually so peak 😭

[austere osprey]

My friend who’s a literal model said “ hate being chopped”

[plain torrent]

dude they try to make you take that shi out like right after you have it too. Like I literally cant take it out leave me be 😭 🙏🏻

[solemn folio]

can i see it

[austere osprey]

Should I slime them

[quick pine]

Thats called being alive

[austere osprey]

My greatest life achievement

[mystic mason]

Theres this person in texas and she is my dream tattoo artist

[austere osprey]

Bet hold on

[plain torrent]

unless you refresh them

[raven cove]

I saw this one tattoo artist that does food shit but they in ny

[mystic mason]

I have some from 4 years ago but they were bad in the first place so time hasn’t changed them

[raven cove]

I'd have to sell my body for that type of money

[solemn folio]

theres one that looks really good in my town and i always see her liking reels that i align with

[mystic mason]

Like realistic food?

[cyan jackal]

I need some tats lowk

[raven cove]

I meant

Good

But yk sure

[mystic mason]

Ohh LMAO

[plain torrent]

hes just a freak like that ig

[solemn folio]

how old were u when u got ur first tat 😭

[quick pine]

Mf ate

And shat on everyone's cursed techniques

[mystic mason]

I gave myself some at 15 and got my real one at 18

[raven cove]

Bro drew a penis on herself

[plain torrent]

howd the ones you did turn out?

[mystic mason]

It’s literally just a blob

[plain torrent]

rippppp

[marsh dirge]

The bong?

[austere osprey]

Penith

[mystic mason]

This is the one im most willing to show

[austere osprey]

Fire

[mystic mason]

It never really was anything so it looks like shit lol

[acoustic glade]

Damn

[mystic mason]

Like i had no vision going into it and just did whatever

[plain torrent]

huh yeah that really is a blob. what was it meant to be?

[austere osprey]

Can we talk about the pain of rib tattoos

[mystic mason]

Ive decided im gonna do a coverup at some point

[solemn folio]

this has made me realise i have no idea how old tea was when she got hers

[mystic mason]

Literally nothing

I just did it cuz i could

[austere osprey]

Don’t tattoo your ribs guys

[acoustic glade]

I want to get a tattoo i just dont know what to get

[plain torrent]

good news is it should be an easy cover up

[solemn folio]

have i ever seen any of your tattoos i literally cannot remember

[mystic mason]

I want an underboob one so bad

[austere osprey]

YESSSS

Underboob tattoos are so cute

[mystic mason]

Its possible youve seen my thigh one, its just a bird

Matching with my mom :DD

[plain torrent]

yessss I want one or one in-between

[plain torrent]

get a back tattoo

[mystic mason]

Which i feel weird ahiut after i heard her last bf say it was “sexy”

[austere osprey]

I’m getting sleeves tho I must

[mystic mason]

So goated

[plain torrent]

its just peak it doesn't even have to be a sexy thing 😭😭

[austere osprey]

I have a matching tattoo

[plain torrent]

like it looks cool

[austere osprey]

Which I regret LOL

[mystic mason]

I have to wait until im out of uni to get actually visible tattoos

[plain torrent]

the tattoos or the person they match with?

[mystic mason]

Ive decided im gonna buy more stick and poke supplies

[austere osprey]

Person lol

[mystic mason]

I wanna get matching ones with my brothers

[raven cove]

U do 💀?

[austere osprey]

I got drunk in Vegas at 18 and got matching tattoos with my groomer ex heh. Well to be fair he just copied me

[austere osprey]

Yup

How do you not know this

[raven cove]

Idk man u don't talk abt ur tattoos much

[plain torrent]

what an ass

[austere osprey]

Oh yeah the ghost one

[raven cove]

Only dooble Bob cuz that's ur second son

[austere osprey]

Doodleeee

[solemn folio]

probably call me mr forget the way i be forgettin things

[mystic mason]

Ill show you if youd like