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One time some kids at the park thought I was kidnapping my brother because I was dragging him by the collar and he kept yelling he didn't wanna go
I hate going through my IG stories especially if this one Mf posting they entire life on this shi
It’s a full time job atp
because most men can't provide fair treatment to one wife
think about more than that
but if in general he could treat more than one fairly i mean it's his right too
Ong I had a protective order against him when we were teenagers but I dropped it so he could come to family parties and then he freaked out at everyone
Slammed the front door on her hand and it cut off a part of her pinky, hd to get reattached and it's perfectly fine now with zero side effects, it was like over 15 years ago I don't even remember it
I meant zanka
He shouldve screamed nvm I’ll stop there
It'll take a lot for this to be achieved, it's a big responsibility
I can’t get warned
That’s crazy I was playing tag with my brothers once they slammed the door and it it me right in the eye had a black eye
One time my brother annoyed me so I put him on top of a super high wardrobe and just left him there and forgot he was there and had to let him down a hour later
Hell yeah
"I dont even remember it"
Casually talks about it in detail
Top 5
yea like many people take it as a joke but it isn't easy
imo they use it to justify cheating lately but if done the right way then i guess it’s permissible but im speaking from experience when i say i wanna be the only wife or be divorced. i’ve seen the damage it did to my family
goonorthy
yo-
Pikachu
It aint easy at all
@full ravine zanka a fraud
did the order go up again or no
After reading some of your guys' stories with your siblings, I'm questioning what kind of life I had with my sister
Cause if that's "normal" wtf' was mine???
One time some older girls where messing around on the seesaws at the park and I was standing behind them and they went super hard and it uppercut my teeth so hard I lost both front teeth
Hey man my experience with my siblings were unspectacular too
Don't remember doing it but my parents told me about it 😭😭😭
how to makeout
My neighbours sister was our punching bag, he used to participate too
Green
don’t do it
The one piece mouse pad is temporary till I get a bigger one to match the miku glass pad
I don't think "unspectacular" the right way to phrase it
Exactly
@tepid crane
why not
Sure Joe sure 
hello
Nah too much court and I’d rather not have to do a bunch of stuff and relive the stuff he did just to get the order back in place but he isn’t obsessed with me anymore now that he has a wife thank god
just don’t, trust me
i mean cheating is totally different and most of the problem that it causes is because the husband probably doesn't communicate well with the wife and he probably did it without the wife being okay with it
Wdym
Why can’t you vc
First step, marriage
but i do makeout in my own way already 
OUCH that sounds terrible
One time she pissed me off so I ate her pet fish raw, it was one of those super small carnival prize fish
thats outdated
Best outcome nonetheless
bro, some of these people are talking about their brothers trying to cause intentional harm to them 💀
i hope he keeps his distance
Miku takeover
And not like play fighting
Miku expansion
I was saying my experience was unspectacular. Had absolutely nothing to do with theirs
best outcome
first step
uhhh
yes
He will or I will tell his wife his secrets which he is terrified of
but not the first step
@summer pebble
Pajama
I mean before that my sister literally got a fork, put it over fire to heat it up, and then stabbed me right in the forehead and I had to get stitches
you replied to me comparing my life to some of theirs so
js make ai pics of him in a bikini and post it on the internet and make multiple accounts and post ai reels with him in a bikini
that’s what happened to us so i never wanna go through it myself
You guys surely loved each other to death
Pyrocynical no
Yes baby
it’s way too late
Sybau
She made me crochet plushies and a custom penguin cake on my birthday
🎈
I think that is very tame
how
What about him?
Dell has personal beef with pyrocincal
give me pic perms now
Happy ending
Yes and I was comparing mine to yours
dookie
Where's the putin one
Nothing dw about it
Full spread sitting position
Im so unhinged rn id damn near say anything
fair enough
idk its very weird we js grasp on to one single lip and go on
@summer pebble should I finish dmc5
forbidden jutsu
good idea
Play dmc2
give me a special looking role so i feel special now
Ikr genius
u have vcc smh
OILY LONDON
I made it halfway through the game
bro what are y'all be doing
the most my brother did to me is carry me and body slam me to the beds frame
or maybe the one time he punched me in the face and i got a busted lip
and the worst i did to him is body slam him on his bed as revenge
or hit him on the balls with a belt by mistake
GENUINE torture
i havent seen bro since 2020
but it doesnt make me feel special 🙁
Bro he still covers drama 😭
THESEUS
😒 smh
do you fw megadeth
Hmmm i like screamo metal
idk abt megadeath though
Why are the second games in most popular franchises always cooked
That last one reminds me of some Vietnam flashbacks
give me a colour or a thingy next to my name so i feel special NOW
Forbidden zest
THE MOOSE MAN ?
WHO THE FUCK' IS THE MOOSE MAN
Just normal sibling stuff idk what you're on about
ofc he does
periwinkle
pj
Yes king
Idk but halo 2 is fire
lmao bro been there before
just got back from one of their final concerts
hermes lucio came back
Dead space 2 fire
yea totally normal lol
LMAOOOO
Stop doxxing me pls
aka the best skin in the game
Heartbreaker reaper
chrissyyyy 😭
pink roles are ugly
Hell yeah wth

Actually the owl skin for Ana is better
fine 😒
stoppp 💀
i hope you open a lootbox and you get the israel icon
of?
Yo
GG @half blaze, you just advanced to level 5 !
i lowk froze when i hit him i was like fuhh what did i do and i just ran away because i knew he is gonna kill me when he gets his uhhh health back
translating: i like wars and conflict and all hail netanyahu
I like wars and conflict and all hail Netanyahu
I just tabbed back in broski
I was more vengeful than John when he killed micah bro
OH YEAH
If I get that I know Netanyahu is on my side
@willow frigate did you change my name?
NO
He did
I didn't even notice 😭
Who did????
he did
It was tina
Wallah i didn't
I'm sure of it
LOOK at hermes lucio rn
No
understandable lol
My goat Ana on top
Just say you like Brazilian twinks
Doomfist
I'm sorry but, Lucio got the better skin
Sleep 😂
Nothing is better than the owl skin
I love owls
that mf got bullied in the newest cinematic
Dude I hate putting a mf to sleep while I’m at 1hp and some mfs wakes him up
FR
if he doesnt get a single skin this year bc they “killed” him off it’s over
I ping "sleeping enemy here" and they go "Oh cool, free kill"
They nerf him
i downloaded fortnite but its so darn laggy bruh 😭
Doomfist is gonna become a dps again and the cinematic will be him killing vendetta
does owl ana have exclusive voice lines?
it doesn't let me play festival
Doesn’t matter
How's it been I stopped since 2020
we would actually reach world peace if that happens
I tried it once back in 2023
no clue it doesn't let me play 😭
WWW
Can't believe fortnite will turn 10 next year
We're grandparents atp
I think I played first in season 2??
I felt like I was tripping on acid
Im so tired
It was zero build and all I did was explore and crash cars while my friends did all the work
I really do wish the skin had custom voice lines tho cuz she’s supposed to be a robot I guess? And hearing the old woman voice lowkey annoying but whatever I like it too much to care
Zero build is so much better
Watch dc actually make their own hero shooter
Yup no chance
I saw the Victory pop up and went "I did absolutely nothing"
Genuine goat
watch it STILL be absolute garbo like all their other games 😭 🙏
Nah u carried with good vibes
I fr did
Domina
Mmmmmfffgghhh
Donut nano boosted me and I killed 3 people with one punch
You know I never understood why the dps turret merchant character is the one with a giant shield as their ultimate
Also don't tell tina cause she 100% would bug me
im hitting that eyebrow raised emoji rn
Domina latex skin
You’re welcome
I think it prob is, they're tryna be a bit more like roblox i think
PJ, you'd have so much fun in stadium as doomfist fr
so long as they ban the predators we safe
@summer pebble nanoboosting you as I die is like Megumi summing Mahoraga
Does it give him rising uppercut
And I ended up getting a 5k from it
you can get an overcharged punch from the block
she WILL get it bro
You can always do that
that rammatra boop tho
tabs, I still cannot get over our shared boop that one game
we were in sync
fr
screw winston
I starting losing my mind at work talking to myself
And then I started singing juice world to myself
Not the rapping I don’t know a single bar
It was like
i wanna be tracer 😼 im already tracer 🙄 what about widow maker 🤔 Im already widow maker 😞
and i thought i was schizo
“Oooooooohoooooooooohoooooooooooooooh ooooooohooooooooohooooooooo past lives”
And I just kept repeating that
ill teach you
LMFAOOO
u gotta sing about percs and broken hearts or something
"druuuuugs 5 dollar bill"
or something
guy from fortnite
Dude, any tracer player thats lvl 30 or above scares me
Yo juice they gonna search the plane
i still see shadows in my room, my beloved doom
PJ, quick question
How come I got a better doomfist skin and you just have a camo one?
i lwk miss juicewlrd on some like mysterious wolf vibes yk
@raven cove you alive twin?
Bro they legit don’t want to give me a good skin
All of my items are from free pass and loot boxes
they all locked behind past battle passes
Yea
So I must gamble
I have 2 legendary doom skins
Never spent a penny on the game
it was free...
I have one that kinda looks like black panther too
bro id kill someone for the funky doomfist skin
I think I know which one you're talking about
how was the lobotomy bro 🙏
are you interested in rivals atm or anytime you’re free?
@summer pebble i have this
do not subject bro to that hell
Also like
folk
All of the doomfist skins are so mid
I can if u wanna
I want the suit one
I’ll get on
they always do him dirty
yoooo wakanda forever 😅
and this
from the anniversary?
Was highkey playing terraria master mode and taking it like a goodboy
Then I gave up
never back down never give up bro
If Texas gets on I get on
gladiator is really cool
remember what nickeh30 said?
please and ty
Bro I was already getting on
i love terraria
Phase twilight
wait Theseus
LIAAARRRR
yo
Do you know if there's a banjo emote in Fortnite?
I’m getting on rn
the fact i have legitimate playtime experience on that game bc of you brightens my day
ive found peak
I legit got no clue ion play it 😭
I thought you did
wait rivals rn?
jop in vc chud
terraria first
Farting rn
Good boy
Hellow there people
That might be enough time for me to re-install it
what's it smell like?
High Intensity Farts
there goes Theseus
naw it’s rivals first
Morning
fuucckkk
good morning
I'll just chill in vc then
would you be so kind and move me into their vc pls?
thank you
Can you kill pj
netenyahu please 🙏
1v1 me
Hiii
“1v1”
dawg this ain’t 2012 cod ✌️ 😭
Original Adam
hlw
GG @quaint ridge, you just advanced to level 1 !
Babahwgttbfdaqtotcyaisptb
Being a boss aint hard we gone take the business far dropped a quarter ticket on the car yeah and i still pop them bars
noice
Yes
him?
WE ARE CHARLIE DORK
WE CARRY THE NECK
NAH NAH NAH YOU CANT TAKE IT BACK NOW
AH FUCK
YOU LIKE MEN
We are all joe
I dont like men
i am one in a minon
I am in tge bad of a woman
man

Is tgat proof tgat she is a she?
every man likes flowers this proves nothing
Its her childhood bedroom
😭😭😭😭

Are those medals hanging?
youve obviously never seen thade
Yea from dancing. She is a european champion dancer
Wow, that's cool
I did and he aint thick
Fr
Can i have a double cheese and a zero coke pls. Ah also no pickles
Nahhh
you dont see the potential
Your order is being prepared: estimated delivery 6:49
Order cancelled. You willl not be refunded for this
what-
Cute room dude
talented person
Who?
that person edem ...
You won't recognize me.
i am a person u get it now
bruh
Duh
yah
happens
hey tabs
hi!!!
hello
who are you again
want nitro?
i'll syd
First thing I see
hello jai
hi!!!
i dont want it actually give it to the homeless
if i cant get it no one can
Double it
Shut it Jamaican twink I’ll crack you
oh no, anyways
hi shiz
hey nitrogamer
No I'm "Femboy Latina Nitro"
dms
George likes diggers
uh huh
Don't ask how or why, I don't know
nuh uh
its a 2 week trial i didnt buy it
you think id spend over 1$ in this economy? 😭
oh so you're broke got it
u cant change ur server name?
Not that I know
ok bro
Oh
u can, i just dont think u have the level for it yet
Peeps
you want it or not 😭
ur getting the belt
why is bro taking his scalp
ive never seen just 2 people in the one on one vc
genuinely
its always some shit' like 5/2

proposing to me with a haribo engagement ring
this reminds me of when i went out of my way to get you nitro by meowing to someone and then got clipped for it and memed for months
bruh
goodmorning world
hi iec
I woke up at 12
w speed
watches
so cute!!!
Just buy a bag of them and then, if there’s any trouble, eat it.
vc?
she HATES me
unless you cant
get your ass to bed tabs
that one jonah hill gif
who does
nah nobody, everyone loves me
@summer reef
name 5 people that hate you
Wow how are you so funny
that would be doxxing my family
sure
Cute
name 5
Do you not sleep
I been sleeping in the day so now im up in the night
gulp
Joe your cortisol too high
GG @summer pebble, you just advanced to level 70 !
go
Erm wat the sigma
meme prodigy its so over
for starters my roomate hates my ass
is he single
thankfully
hes the type to like megumi from konosuba unironically
ohh so a pedo?
yeah basically
eww
he also hates animals
what kind
what
how can you not like birds
the mf doesnt like any animal
at all
not cats not dogs not birds not bunnies not nothing
ok so he is satan
basically
Damn
imagine some potatoes right now
Fried or boiled?
your irish is showing
fried josh
ur ir8sh?
boiled is super underrated
Fried josh probably smell like turkey bacon
Especially mashed potatoes
is my zipper down
go eat a pizza pocket
I don’t even like pizza
welsh lad
man with cream and real butter facccc
jesus christ who even are you
I’m maira you know this smh
Who down for some fun
Hi
Poured with gravy and cherry sauce…
@fringe basalt
Bravo 👏🏻
Fuck these late ass events, I only just got off
Blow up the event
It's already over
Damn next time there is a late one blow it up so you don’t have to stay
imagine walking down the street and seeing josh
I would scream cry and throw up
scream...?
cry...?
noo...
the alpha doesnt sob...
he wipes his tears
never speak again
Boy I ain’t roleplayin with you
he still wipes his tears
bye baka...
he blows his brains out
Damn I shall hold a toilet funeral for you like a fish
What the hell is ts
lol
I am zed.
and you're a mere mortal.
any movies i should watch bakas
I have a feeling Xbox is done for
how old are you
hi
Joy ride it’s pretty funny
joe do you play fort?
the pursuit of happyness..
No the movie joyride
let’s start a snapchat streak 🔥
the pursuit of happyness..
@full ravine fuck you
Wsgg Josh hyd twin
Boy
ye @full ravine fuck' you
Hit me up
yo bro i’m farting like crazy this morning
Ewwwwww stinky
okk🔥😍🥰👌👌
Same 10000% 
thank you bows
ye gng it aint even a real person😭
It’s my job to be mean to him every time I see his giant ginger self
hush child.
before I take your life.
dont have it installed
love you too
Try buddy
bet
i just sent her my credit card info
I love you

joeover
Show me the fricken puppy istg josh istg
i love you kisses you what great big lips you have!
GG @iron oxide, you just advanced to level 21 !
Don't twist my words on me
guys
my big brother just sent that
if im lying
may god strike me down
at this moment
Lmao
omd b ro
😹
grabs you
ITS NOT FUNNY I WILL FIND YOU
Good morning everyone
Goodmornin
Hru
I’m doing alright how are you
does the matrix
I'm good thank you so much
undoes the matrix
you may have taught me your ways
but i have better understanding
That’s good I’m glad 😌
master josh.
MB
I’m telling Josh’s mom that he is in a cult
jester slop
I saw on Netflix earlier they have a genre of “jester-maxxing”
ah hell nah
counting or not counting gang violence
🥀
NYC is crazy
you and the kirk would be great friends
I don't think he likes my kind..
or any kind
little human being
hiiii
EW
hiiiiii
hi lexi
hiii
hrryy lex
!!!
🥺
His eyes are so close together
im okkkie how are yo
w speed
good morninhg twin
good morning baddie
toma you dont lock your windows right
🤭
lexi do you believe pickles are holding us as humans back
Who is down for some fun
ME ME ME
@full ravine
one step ahead of you
yes big pickle is hiding the truth
Dm me
Joe a ho
i love pickles
Shut up Toma

oh hell no what is that bio
gonna get hacked in a second boys wish me luck 🙏
yes
Dm me
LMAO
you dm me
?rolepersist 1290387202970357896 blackl
Added Blacklisted to nahzyr..
?warn 1290387202970357896 scam bot -B
nahzyr. has been warned.
Fuck you
labib you're not getting play today
boy
I was getting dome
NO
Get back in the blocked list
.
is this a fr or ong moment
A fr and an Ong moment
im something of a idiot myself
for ong
before and before
nfts
It's like 4am
get your ass to bed
what
I'm in bed
before i get your ass in bed
Oh dear heavens
labooby do it jiggle
😋
monkey
racism
Tina
I like monkeys
NO
i happen to love bananas
💀
HELP
ofc you do
LMAOAOAOOO
Joe go get some e whore puh
got labib for that
I'm not gonna edate you
LMFAOAOAOAOAAOAOAOAOAOAO
hey..
its either me or youre dying alone
?rolepersist @dull vessel indian
Added IndianRed to toma.exe.
NO
i happen to like curry
Bold of you to assume I can't pull
??
hi
you cant even pull this
Are you calling me short
maybe
labib how tall are you
idk probably 3'4 on a good day
I hope an anvil falls on your mother
what cartoony ass fate
how tall are you
175mm
im 5'9
aight buddy that's pushing it..
?rolepersist @dull vessel indian
Removed toma.exe from IndianRed.
murder
nuh uh
I'm 6' even, but legally I'm 6'2
ok mr lampost, how about you light up my sidewalk
okay with shoes I'm like 185..
probably
the shore just called said they want their lighthouse back
Maybe high heels
what the fuck' is this 😭
no I would be way taller in heels
true brahmin
You both live in the wrong timezones
but I live in the present
I CAN SEE YOUR FUTURE AND YOU GET SHORTER IN IT
you live in the past
NO
You live in the homosexual
ya allah please save me
wallah
Wallace
Better start digging your grave now
Which one
I shit my pants
dinner
Chicken dinner
Sounds familiar
where women glow and men plunder
can you hear can you hear the thunder
you better run
you better take cover
yo
🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
im pregnant again
my fault
This time let shoot the baby at the moon
we will sacrifice the baby
da baby
LETS GOO
?????
hi uncle
dawg
blawg
shlawg
joe
toma
fortntie
99gb
Fortntie
Egyptian toe
toes
feet
Flat hands
where
look down
Under where
im upside down
spiders
Erm
Wait fellow Aussie ?
That's Jess

Charles kirkathon
That's his full name?
yeah

Hamburger
Me every time
Hey
A tiger is looking at me silly, I should pet it
yikes
B

i hate warthunder
same
iv lost so many sl gambling
?rolepersist 310350172175597569 indian
i need 3mil for jets 😭😭😭
Removed thade6849 from IndianRed.
so close to the taiwanese f16
yup
only good thing iv got is bongs p47 intercepter or whatever it is
Hello
Bello
I am new here 😅
Yello
hi!!!
Thats not good 😞
Make sure to get lots of sleep
Elloo
yeah why are you talking to me
Henlo
GG @olive jewel, you just advanced to level 1 !
zzzzzzz
who are you
@stray garden
Hiya
do you think an outfit can be pink and intense?
Yo
all my hair is falling out and my teeth are rotting and my skin is melting
Congrats your league of legends account was created successfully
lol
estrogenic withermaxxing chud
bro a skinwalker
Selling meme stealing licences,for only 10 plane pic
(Or military vehicle pic still count)
Thats what u get when u mess with us
Wags tail
Pets your head
yo bro
ur gonna be so mad when I tell show u
Wat

