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if ww3 breaks out im straight up killing myself im not dying for some idiots who want to fight eachother for some shitty' reason that doesnt even matter
Real
Idk why but we share a F----ING SOLAR SYSTEM WITH THESE MF
why don't we go to another solar system instead of dis one mf
Oh heart yummy
some stories have a good story but fetish content added onto it, shit' like this was made for the fetish' content first story second
its so cold today
@summer reef please jai i need this, my overwatch rank is kinda bronze
Where
like if you cant hit gm im sorry but thats an iq problem
your brain no work
u got bigger problemos
K
🎵 COLE PALMER TONY MONTANA HE'S ONLY 23 AND HE'S BETTER THAN YOUR FATHER 🎵
Yikes
@summer reef where did you go
Don’t worry, I deal with it on a daily basis
under there
Im sorry
under where
Balls

.......
OH NO YOU MADE ME SAY BUTT
it’s whatever gang
LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOO
Wait how many women are in here ?
0
The joke revived in a big 2026
there's no such thing
Women are real?
plsssssss plssss i just got relly bad teammates
im not the problem
I'ma go kill myself baiii

hi lol

syfm

its not ur team
ok i gotta go get ready
is it isss
byebye
no it isnt
go do your makeup
yes it is
All right, bye soldier thank you for fighting the war against that loser
you can literally 1v5 every game in ur tractor elo
@summer reef
hi!!!
how about u coach me how to play
shoot them
man what happened to the jai before
dont have 20 deaths per 10
wdym.
ima stream it if u wanna join
im 4 hours awake too late
I’m bored
hi bored
Go to sleep bro
Hi tatiana
:)
hryyy baddie 😛
I'm okie too 💜
im god
My legs hurttttt
It took you that long to respond
I am 20 years old. Your Discord account again is nine years old so I’m guessing around 21 to 18 you should not be calling me an old man
I have a brain
now that is a lil too much 💯
ain’t no way someone just fire react that and he’s arguing with someone on the Internet
u said the same thing like couple of hours back
bro got no brain
i say it always i sleep 12 hours a day
Dont argue
i’m not a child
Speaking of… I need to buy a new watch
which watch
Like normal or digital

any expensive watch I can buy to look fabulous. That being Gucci.
My man
Wut
Wdym
I just say it randomly
ik lol

SPEAK UP
Swatch

TELL US THE TRUTH
bro, I’m not trying to expose people but like how are you gonna come after me and not say anything?
like that’s wild bro
horrible pick
OK, what brand do you think I should go for?
how much do u have
What should i say, hm ?
i’m too fresh
yes
can you ban them for no reason i hate them alot
nah like
I don’t know
for the watch
why are you hating me?
how much do u wanna pay

H-h-Hi
hey lol
shits’ lol
you are nothing 😂
i’m looking a $1000 or maybe more than that
blud self reacted
what’s good twin
feminine are masculine
how about ben 10 whatsapp edition
10/10
💪
1000 for a rolex 😭 😭 😭
hi
with the little projector thingt
no
ur getting a ben 10 watch buddy
buggati watch
YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
where is it
But I love Ben 10
wait
Gucci party hat
i can make my watch ben 10 edition
long time no see opelet
if ur not buying this wtf you doing
nah
kachow
Heh…. I guess so….
KACHOW
Kerchoo
😼
Shalom
1k wont get u anything thats luxury tbf
Alaykum
tommy watch maybe? but theyre not the best imo
what should I get then?
Ask AI 
i hope its a faulty design and just a speed watch like its theme
i think you should get the buy me 1 million year nitro watch

Swatch the best
tommy or a good decent seiko
hell nawh
can i get a ferrari my budget is 200
best i can do is 200.01
so freaking cool
Can i get 200, my budget is
my budget is can i get
yayyyyyy i won a gameee
no
i think we have something in common
can i get a pc my budget is €200
viable
You could, if you moved to a different country
@glossy cradle ben 10 watch
tuff
gulp

i feel so cool
lwk 1k is chud for a watch
i dont believe you
i want the og casio watch
the metal one?
If you like move to like Italy or something, you could probably get a gaming PC for $200
naw the one that had the radioactive element in it

which made it glow
meme
6767676
ology
the prices are consistent globally no?
W?
Not really
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icewalker__ was muted.
?warn 1167572948207538289 spam -y
icewalker__ has been warned.

Thats was quick can you do one more person?
?purge user 1167572948207538289
The command failed.
Mission failed
wdym not really
You could probably if you go to the right country get the pieces for a pc for $200
isn’t it
Yea
sick
Can I see my warns
ur my idol
Did that instead of moderating
i dont believe you
?warnings 1471288952894918716
There are no warnings
Yeah, different countries different prices
You got your priorities straight
huh
i dont think u can get it anymore still i love casio watches
W banner
Ik eight
she cool right? like ice cold?

Edem the snow bunny lover
She isnt that blond rn tho
is it like brown with blonde parts
Dirty blond
She is strawberry blond rn
tf is a strawberry blond
Edem w the ginger wife
Ginger w an excuse
wait u actually have a gf or ur talking about alcohol
im such a bum
bro my girlfriends strawberry blonde too

I actually have a gfxd
Oh
Strawberry blond is ginger w extra steps
Yea but hers is rather blond then strawberr
yes its just modern slavery
Y
awww thats nice also i was being stupid
if ur not emerati ur playing hardcore mode in dubai
just cos u got diagnosed with stage 4 terminal gingerness as a baby
do the carpets match the drapes 🔥
Look man- stfu
ginger girls forever
its darker actually
I hated getting asked that in school by every kid
or girl not plural
get off of me
now i feel sick
i would rather be unemployed and live in a like idk slum or sum than be there... because you really dont find good people there to make friends with\
man there was so many gingers in my school and they just got abused
they were treated as lower class
I was literally one of two
ginger men r evil but ginger girls are angels
Thanks Freya
all ginger people are evil

fuckin geek puts your head in the toilet
GG @fringe basalt, you just advanced to level 38 !
jason ur like spiritually not ginger though
hard to explain
GG @fringe basalt, you just advanced to level 38 !
ur in the minority of good looking ginger men
minority being like maybe 4 people on earth
being ginger in school is probably like being a jew in the 40’s
It’s cause they got hunted down
we’re sending you to iran to fight
I will research to see if I can disprove this.
The fact you have to research it shows I’m right
me and sav were just talking about this actually
how it feels to get hacked being an indian
very few attractive blonde men too
you ever talk to a chinese looking person but they have a local accent to you
I don’t pay attention to such things
very scary
my own people threw me
Their hair gets too dark to keep calling them blond
i saw a scottish one once????? very out of place
you gotta interrogate every single one of them bro
Aggressive agreement from Mak I see
yes…
no like there are blonde men out there but they are just ugly
only the men
we compiled a list
the list of 5 attractive blonde men
it took wayyyyyy too long
Blond men are so so evil
chad guy from cinderella story
i think it was just like men from the 90s and 2000s
Brad Pitt when he was blond
gotta stop them mid goon sesh and make them shower
this was one of them
chad michael murray
Can’t find a list or anything.
sawyer from lost
Younger Leo dicaprio back when he was the same age as his type of women
Yuhuh
this was also one of them
Was Chris Evan’s blond? Or was that just for captain america
chad michael murray
Ohhh zac efron??
crickets
that man is so fine
not that attractive
i went to the west couple weeks ago drove around this relatively remote/ abandoned island but just before you cross the bridge there’s an aldi kind of place , who’s outside you ask boom chinese guy
eeeyuck
just generic
This is just a mix of Neil patrick harris and Andrew garfield
how do they even get there
Real
no one can have the same hair color as me
What is it
GG @trim lance, you just advanced to level 30 !
I think you can probably guess it from the context
For what reason?
im all for immigration but ur family decides to move from china to the most random rural place in the countryside that isn't even good
True
Not really.
probably by buffalo
Mostly for the education
hi
maybe an auction but i highly doubt you will find that in market
Blond
Blonde.
arent chinese people like the smartest ones though
man i saw a homeless chinese guy in dublin few months ago actually upset me cos i was just thinkin man you are somehow even more fucked’ than the irish homeless
they have our level of education by age 5
radium watches???
Somewhat but we still have specialised education here
Same reason a lot of em went to America, there’s better opportunities
dude I have a citizen ecodrive that has a radium dial
Yeah
omg we have a homeless chinese in my area and we call him crackie chan
bc hes a crackhead
a lot of them use so little they aren’t even radioactive anymore, or at least aren’t detectable
no mates , language barrier , different currency , different climate and they’ve to worry about me sneaking up on them
crackie chan he's actually a nice guy really he got accused of chopping someone's head off with an axe one time outside tescos and it just wasn't true now thats his reputation everyone was locking their doors
😂😂😂 there’s an asian who deals drugs in my estate and he’s always in north face so the lads call him trackie chan
Who’s “we’re” im not going to fight there
how the fuck’ would he even do that 😭
not sure of the material
If it’s ANY kind of radioactive material in a watch it’s radium
genius
as someone who works on them as a hobby I could tell you that
i dont know the imagination of the youth is outstanding
a lot of Rolexes from the 50’s and 60’s used radium, same with casio, citizen, etc
but someone did chop someone's head off with a machete outside spar and thats only down the road too
that for real happened and it wasn't crackie chan
why wasn’t people lockin their doors beforehand 😂😂
they just don't care about anything over here
other materials wouldn’t be suitable for loom since it has to be in a very fine powder to be part of the loom mixture, and other glowing materials would mess up the mix and the loom wouldn’t stick
because i hate them
Chop rice
(loom being the material used on the hands of the watch)
all over the facebook pages it's reported people trying front door handles and they always post the faces but leave out the part where their breaking in was successful because they didn't lock their door
Is there a LOGICAL reason why?
and im like well you can't really blame them can you
yeah because i’d never date someone with the same hair color as me
like this isn’t the 1700’s nobody’s getting chopping blocked anymore
i will NEVER be in a siblings or dating compilation
it feels incestuous especially when you're two women everyone thinks your sisters its weird
EXACTLY
A what compilation.
my thoughts exactly
oh my days do u live under a rock💀
yes
Is it a social media thing…
@cunning plover
yeah basically they will show u a pic of two people
and u have to guess
apparently people are supposed to stay glued to their phones all day
it could be funny but people make it weird asf

Okay, that explains it.
I do not really use social media, Discord is literally one of the only things social media related I use
yeah i guessed so
no one said that
Abraham lincoln did
no stop dont do this i dont like this please
it’s just a thing that’s been popular since idk? 2019 lol
well you made it a deal about how they didn’t know that lmao
They all suck.
i said do you live under a rock it’s not a deal
billgates propaganda
some people have lives and don’t care about screens
Big brother is watching ahh 😭
as you type this on a screen, on discord
😂😂 my next door neighbour actually knocked in yesterday told me to be wary of the cars in the driveway cos someone broke into his car last night and i was like jesus did they take anything and he says no and i was like did they damage anything he says no and i asked well how do you know then and he said it was cos the passenger window was slightly open and im thinkin man you’re wasting my time cos your dumbass wife didn’t close her window
And some people have screens and dont care about lives
yes
I’m in between
right now I’m off from work today so I get to chill and play games
Im gay
You all live under a rock
kids shouldnt be exposed to the outside world so soon

grabs your hands and makes you slap yourself oh Jai don’t do that 😂😂 stop hitting yourself 😂😂
ya cuz white up against the wall bro
Look at this monkey sleeping with his blanket
youre not dumb
thats actually like
i wasnt expecting
to be fair they do that sometimes we got our car broken into and they only took a old £1 coin for the trolleys and got a holiday caravan broken into while we were there at like 3am and the guy slipped through the kitchen window just to pick up someone's phone and stare at it and then left
yo bro you can't do that
No, they shouldn’t, but they are.
you’d have to spiderman over it to even see the white side normally

chatttttttt
@noble mist
why did you react to yourself 😭
that was pretty funny
😹
why is bro blacklisted
erm
wh
😹
shoutout to the one time I almost drowned
that is hilarious i wonder if these people consider themselves career criminals and brag about it to people “guess what i did last night? looked at this guys phone😂 no i didn’t take it. Well obviously i just left afterwards”
oh silly me (tries really hard to piss myself and cant do it cuz its too embarrassing)
😹
sad part is no one tells them that these days
that was pretty funny
😹
Please STOP
they just glue to their phones
oh did they pass legislation
yes
😹 yo bro 😹
that was pretty funny
😹😹😹😹
s-sorry.. d-danni chan… blushes intensely
no
who is bro
deez
deez
@bold cape
Hi
v3mp or st4r
🐑🐑 you like that x
🐑
🐑🐑🐑xx
uhm who
one little sheep two little sheep
three little sheep
but no west
@amber night do it to him bro
hi
what we discussed right?
dont worry baka chan look me in the eyes stares with compassion piss it out baka pspppspsps i believe in you.. youre my baka you can do it farts while pissing
exactly what we discussed
???????
10-4
you’re in for it now man
Meow
meow
no stop
what the fuck
Why are you guys roleplaying 😭
siiiii
oi oi oi baka
hey
dint read that
guess what
ily
what
please stop talking 😭
That’s what I’m wondering

do u think toulouse loves troy
ኃጢአተኛ ነፍስህ ከመዳን በላይ ናት እናም ሰላምን ወይም ሥቃይን አታውቅም ፣ የንስሐ ቅዝቃዜ ብቻ አብቅቷል ፣ ምክንያቱም ኃጢአቶችህ ከማንኛውም ተልእኮ የላቀ ስለሆነ ፣ መጨረሻው ቀርቧል ፣ የኃጢአት መርከቦች
AWWWWW
💔
Olympic
hahaha
AWWWW
hell yeah
Awwwwww
bro chill my house flying
@primal elm YOU GOT FUCKIN OWNED BUDDY
彼らは私たちとは違うよパパ
I just condemned your soul to eternal damnnation hahaha
hoy puedes bb?
get tricked idiot
hoy no amor
Yo we are finished bro 😹😹😹
pero te tengo q contar algo
what are we gonna do
Hola chico guapo 😋
😔😔
fr tho u want that the translated version?

hola 
yes
ts cat pmo fr
まぁ..仕方がないよね
Israel
Necesitamos jugar Fortnite 😍
“Satan will hold your soul in your clutches, he will push you into eternal darkness, you will feel the fiery pits of hell, burn while we laugh”
Toulouse content ftw
😹
insert puppy holding israel flag image
私はあなたが欲しいです..
why is everyone suddenly not speaking english
si
ja
so kawawii 🥹🥹
No hablo ingles
Hello stoned queers
أرى أن برج بابل قد اكتمل
Ich spreche leider kein Englisch
hi 
How are you doing
HI BAY
im good, waking up n u
Chat died so fast what the helly
Voy a hacer un cafe
siiii
deez deez deez
A wee bit stressed but we ball
You should drink coffee and have eggs
damn i wasnt there tho
a loaf of bread , container of milk , and a stick of butter
a loaf of milk , a container of bread and a Joe Dirt DVD , a Joe Dirt DVD , Scarlett Johansen and treasure from a fish tank
hi toto 
No sé si debería ver una película o jugar al ajedrez
hazme a mi
crickets
Hi Queer hyd
I'm digging a tunnel to your house
why’s that
Por supuesto
Hii queer
how are you
I might lose housing
ion like coffee but i might have eggs
I don't speak this
Racist
🤭🤭🤭
Have some tea
NO
QUIETTT
b4 that u gotta watch this
película
hryy
im good and u
today?
te amo
podemos
Te amo :D
dang i’m sorry, hope it all works out
yo más
Im hungry
I hope so too, thank you
yoo I have a really cursed video 😰😨😨
He started this!! I had a jinnas version but the recorder blew up 
eat me
Cannibalism is bad
im good, tired and what not n u
damn wanna see a really cursed video??? 😨😨😨
That's good to hear. I'm taking a stroll in the campus, the wind feels good in the night
@gilded crag mi casa es tu casa..
Can't be worse than twilight
i love twilight
Si, porque tu eres mi hijo
Tbh I never watched the movie. I just heard it's the corniest in existence
hiii 👋 hows it going
its sooo cursed you will hypnotize
it is and i love it
Damn
👋 hi queer its been a bit hows it going
yeah i haven’t been on much
hija pero esta bien
all g here js chilling
I see, I'll give it a go then
u sure u wanna see it?
i think i finally found a place to live, but in like 3 weeks
On second thought, I'm just gonna enjoy the weather 💀
Lo siento, yo sabía esto y todovia en mal estado

sign the contract
I remember quiets reel era, ain't watching his curse vids 😭
@zenith iris did i get this sentence right im not too confident in it
its wayy more than that
quiets reels are insane sometimes
My spanish is so rusty
Esta bien padre sigo siendo tu hija
Hmm I think
Sometimes?!
Mi hija favorita
im more shocked on how wide bros fyp is
I think
mfer has reels of all sorts
should bash my head against the walls
😋😋😋😋😋
name any and bro has it
It's like a salad
Trying to remember spanish is hurting my brain
y’all know languages
a salad thats never the same and slowly turns for the worst
Atif aslam who?
who that?
English spanish, some french snd italian, a little german and the slightest bit of vietnamese

what did u wanted to say
Probably this guys protege
“Im sorry i knew that and i still got it wrong”
it was almost good
This is legit happening. Seniors in my uni are sending mails titled this to the placement cell to get them to read this 😭
Lmaooo
man if u laughing at that maybe just keep it exclusive to Instagram only
i aint laughing
I love it
the music and the dance

me when im extremely unfunny
I love soft serve ;)
whats panneenar issues
@halcyon lake lowkey stfu
cool
sybau
sorry
sitbau
np
don’t stfu quiet
saar yes saar
u goypig
no you are
hello
sup
It'll be like that on them big jobs
no fortnirte?
too bad, Obamna never dies
Never
life sucks bro
everywhere i go
stuff just
fucks' up
imma move to a far away land
hi
No you really can’t
want to test it?
I have adapted
change your pfp to bart emo
no gif perms here?
there is
then why doesnt anybody send anything
dawg I mess almost everything up man, don't worry about it, everything happens for a reason man don't stress out about anything that goes on, just grow from it man
im playing arsenal rn
server has 700k members and its barely active
some may just have joined a long time ago and don't get on anymore
wanna play?
no like 700k is alat
❤️
he was just pointing it out, and what he said was true, server is inactive sometimes but active at others, you're both right here
join
playing fortnite right now
im never wrong
crazy how fortnite has actual lore
Wow Dell I didn’t know you was fly like that
your boy been in tel AVIV whemn no one did #idfTruestSoldier
Insert Tel Aviv impressed
this guy
racis
t
I'm 9
Unc
oof
report submitted
big unc over here
What a great guy
@viscid echo my classmates bought me a cake today 😭😭😭
what the HELL is professor peppy
even brought a music proffessor and sang to me
Real mfs drink Dr thunder
i got so embarrasses
Real mfs drink Dr.Perky
True
happy birthday bro
thanks
straight from the dollar tree
baa
I drink Dr. Bob
did yall know
Which is apparently a real thing
yes
yes
cool
you ever get crunk off that bob bro

sponge pepper
I get perky off dat Bob
If there's over 200 episodes of a show, it's highly unlikely the show is worth watching
i like max 6 or 7 episodes
Delete your account
idk bout that
now I cant even say 6 or 7
or
yes
I do
Abysmal dogshit
Too many episode, and anime
Strike after strike
pooh
yoo labib can I upload a canon strike reel?
Idk what that means
like a canon firing
Hello chat
hi
hey
Damn everyone are nitro boosters
Norway is winning this years winter olympics 💪💪💪💪💪

im a nitro boobster
I am a memeology nitor boobster ✊ ❤️🩹 ❤️🩹
Nitro lobster
@elder swan ima install ow on xbox later run some comp
@neat bone can you unmute rythym bot
Should I leave work early again today
Anyone feel like knee-cappin someone w me today 
No
What color are they
White but Algerian
i’m glad!! i’m tired rn
Threw a can at my face and hit a lil girl
yes
I got told where he stays and what time PRECISELY he goes out for a cigarette
Will you lose money?
oh gosh
No lol ♥️
Do it then
Purrrfectt
:3
Hi Tea. Finally completed another game so I have space to install DbD again lol
Biggest set since summer of last year, today
Omgggg okaayyy
I am unfortunately a little busy this weekend with moving, and the last of my stuff on Tuesday but the address change for the wifi isn’t until the actual 1st 😭
So I’m not sure I’ll be able to until after that
Why r u everywhere 
Alright that’s good. Gives me time to catch up with irls anyways
Actually wait no they left me for a Helldivers friend nvm 😭
Bomboclatt
!
Bombokittyclart
I’ll be sure to let you know when I’ve got the setup sorted though!
Bombooooclaaaaat
Who you?
@willow topaz
Hi
Shorty drugs me to keep me a vegetable
Are you off today?
Yeah
I wanna watch the hockey game today bit thats only if tox is on
What time is that
Im also gonna fix my sleep
It starts at 12:10 my time
Okie
Im gonna stay up super late todag and only take a nap to fix it
awww such sweet lovers 
💀 💀 💀
Hes the only way i have yo watch it
I can tell
Shorty i wanna watch suits
I got a Netflix subscription
The next chess tournament doesnt start until 10 either
Nothing to dooo
Im gonna try rl
BomboJason
Watch Bridgerton
I wanna watch suits first
im everywhere
Suits is so good
where am i tho
no
#adminfeetpics
I have seen this and honestly its true
top 5 channels
not here
Undertale falling down funk is cool ngl
I saw it on insta this morning and i was dying
Funniest part is that isnt even super advanced calculus
it gets worse?
Well yeah, lots worse
Thats pretty basic trig in the image
so thankful i’m not in a field that requires that
The most fun calc imo is using derivatives on the unit circle to get cool patterns and stuff
we’re learning derivative rn
Derivatives are pretty easy, im certain you’ll do good in that
Hi scooby
hello dev
hopefully 🤞🤞
hi lolz
Insta is a gem
🤪
oh so i don’t get a hi back
i remember what u did yesterday
this is me when i’m fasting
what did i do
ur fasting?
yes
🤦🏾♀️
Derivatives dont get super complicated until you start adding trig but like the first few units where its just dx/dy of 2x^2 + 7x + 3 = 4x + 7 is pretty easy
sorry
boringggggg
cricket





