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we are Jews
ah yes
yeah but what is she doing..
getting her armpit licked
toma 1v1 me jjs
WHYY IS THAT UR BANNER THEN 😭😭
I'm so bad at Roblox
cause I like it
mmmmmmm no u dont know it
it's okay i am too
interesting choice 😛
whats ur user
ok
💔
lol
some of us have lives dale
🧐
😛
"us"?
i don't have one
okay maybe not us
discord foids 💔
@ancient badger are you floops or smthn
@surreal obsidian 1v1 me jjs
it's ok I'm ok
i wasnt listenign to anything idk what u mean
because i can
Ur a Tate fan girl 💜
heh
Xaviersobased my goat
my girlfriend is 🙄 unfortunetly
what...
?????
ong
i do tooooo
Hoppin on
you shut up toma
WHAT
hang on wait a minute
crazy work
.
.
..
she reads my discord and messages sooo.
..
LMAOAOAOOO
... stop
you first dale Anderson
no you first
okay fine at the same time
ok
omg what
deal
you dirty goy
you're a dirty goy
no u
she knows about jess, and u and tate mcrea obssesion
we
AWWW
we are all
we da real goys ✌️✌️😹
she literally has an obsession with tate mcrea its kinda creepy
dale you might be gay
I think she's one of the smartest people you've ever met
right...
we both hate that 2 hands song because of past incidnets.
no I AM NOT
there's nothing wrong if you are
it was a valid reason though.
So anyone have any opinions on the discord update?
nuhuh
well you're right but i am not gay
you know this
a 17 year old guy and 19 year old girl in a car on the way home on the first date....... 2 hands on me yea all times......
oh no
see valid
yup.. but not to hate it now you're both adults tho
So y’all are ok with the update?
i'm not like them
Managed to get log #0003 with my county police today hell yeah
it's not in my blood
3rd crime to be reported today rahh
true..... idk we just get bad memories from it.
3rd victim of the day ahh
you're not a true Israelite insha'Allah wallahi Alhambra
aww
hey now...
if i was 18 not 17 id probably of had a good time anywayss
So who we beating up
don't tell him
What’s the addy
fine. especially as she will see this no doubt
me as i was 17 at that time and my girlfriend was 19.... and that 2 hands song by tate mcrea was playing in the car on the way home.
Why are we beating up the victim..?
Now???
because i was 17 sadly
And? You’re the victim hun
no i asked her out she knew i was 17 almost 18 soooooo
Your age ain’t your fault 😭
Did she say yes?
yes. and we are still together to this day.
That’s on her then tf
true....,. i did say i was 17.. multiple times.....
Bro..
anyways
Hey queen
Hello
hey shorty
Hiiii
Hiiii
wassgood
ROBERT DUVALL PASSED
Nm just had dinner
nice.....
Wyd
i am eating tim tams
I hate you
tim tams, ice cream
No way
So everyone doesn’t have a single thing to say about the discord update?
What’s new
@gilded crag
Lunar New Year 
The fact they’re gonna need your ID to be able to use it?
Do u guys celebrate Lunar New Year?
Only to prove you’re over 13 probably
Not that big a deal
Not really
Free food
Where
in Lunar New Year at home
That’s not free I’d still have to buy the food to bring home
Y’all I need someone to help me on something
What’s up
idk ... but I'll have free food
That’s nice
Can I dm u
Sure ig
jason
Tj
did slay tell you ab our main event double date
me and her won a jackpot like 3 times
Oh hell yeah man that’s sick
it's okay baby i still love you
Idk what Dave n busters is
tf is a dave n busters
But I like bowling
Daaang
oh
im trying choso for the first time
That’s how most of it bowling alleys are formatted here tbh
hm
Shiiit that’s crazy
What’s the jackpot
we both got 1000 points from our respective games
and we also got an extra like 500 from completing a walking dead game
Oh mad
No lol
around 3000
was it floppacc
its YOU
Oml hi tj
haiiiiiiiiiii
Yea ..
how are you and your womans
How are you tjjj
I just got 96% for my debate on waterfloss vs traditional dental floss
ah okay, I promie im not that weird
im balling
I’m goodddd ab to go gym
If I go America n feel the need for the arcade I’m hiring you both for a team up
We’re good ehehe
I just miss my gf 💔
Idk who slay is
hey dub
Yes we will go dw
are you doing long distance
hello shizz
☹️
Gl
TJ
oh I saw on slays story, hope u guys had fun
She’s not like THAT fat from me
Oh yeah we had a lot of fun 
They definitely did 
A LOT
💀
ONL TJ 😭😭
Did you see my story as well shiz
uh huh
I saw too
hi
Uh huh yeah TJ
i didnt see it imma go look now
LMAOOO
when are u going to her
They definitely was
We were together like yesterday lmao
But the next time is gonna be late march I think
How long were u together tj
and? it’s never too soon
When are you going to see me papi
Soon!
I’m NOT going to nyc bruh
they’ll rob u
No I mean like physically like rn
mf dont wanna get slimed
lmfao
Oh she left yesterday night
FOREAL
I think Leann wants to take you to Brooklyn
Brownsville
how long did she stay
ooh nah mfs planning on sliming tj
I cannot use English anymore it’s actually embarrassing
@peak socket we out giving TJ a tour around the Bronx first stop is burnside ave
I’m saying
She could only stay Friday - Sunday cuz of school and work
NOOOO
Oh hell nah
Omg that’s soooo little
Ah hell yeah
still little 😞😞
u gotta make those 6 days worth it, cuz 6 days aint long
@raven cove hey Mexican
its gonna go by so fast
Im bored asf
I will call you slurs
go see ur girl dawg
Hey buddy come jjs
ong
Nvm my knees are fired from yesterday
come 🤤
jjs time
Sorry?
on god
give me gif perms in cc and i will come
I banged my knee like 30 times trying to hockey stop on the ice skating rink
I read this so wrong
I love dry scooping pre workout
You like men
done
Just eat the dry pre workout
I’ll play if I get a role saying #1 shiz hater
u wish u were me
Bro 😭😭😭
I dont think ur supposed to do this
“ BTCH I RATHER DIE”
Next stop we taking the 5 train for this one
lmfao
It doesn’t really matter how you take it
Jackson
Nah u got that 😭😭😭
ah
@half jacinth come on bud
@buoyant cairn he’s setting u up 💔
Nah nah WE are going to Jackson then 159 manhattan
I’m not going to nyc in the first place bruh be fr
ugh fine
Popote
TJ come to oblock
@chilly hare come on bud
There is no WE
I value my life
Manhattan
adam i will slime you
Please do
nyc is the worst place for anyone to live/go to
not for jews
yeah they have tunnels
yes
fast travel
its slime time
Went to oblock that shi dead
say it
No no
its slime time
Can adam say the n word
say you want me to slime all over you
That’s where I take my leave
help
no helping you
shawty
you dont respond to my dms actually haha lol
because you… scare me…
who does.
👿 waaa
me
hop on jjs
be careful buddy.
goypig
my body hurts
thank you you too
☠️
me too
me too
matcht matchy
no.
the libyan
?
LYBYANS
scoobyyyy
do you not like horror
i said NO
?
I mean. I’ve never really tried it.
layer up twin
😣
im horror
Um
wow thank you for your kind suggestion
i’ll buy you a heater
oh youre mega boring
forty
Hi baddie
scare me pls
i have 2 heaters + 5 rediators
r u pushing forty
oh well my gift is useless
job... wipe.... employment... shower...
No sir
ya youre useless
why not
STOP
Idk
oh
ok fr tho i actually like horror I just have ridiculously vivid and traumatizing nightmares so im hesitant to watch anything horror related because my brain is a horrific sandbox.
do u wanna do listening party
no
was i in your nightmare ?
sandbox
😢
did i haunt your dreams?
dont bro please
i dont have dreams anymore
I’m bored
im sorry
its always my fault
hi bored
Oh hi Kanye
hiii bored
Gruh
aka
i’ll blame everything on you
KANYE
jetpack cat
SORRYY
kms
IT SLIPPED OUT
WHAT DID I SAY
Hi shorty
cus im a jetpack cat
Sometimes when I wane up from a nightmare I accidentally say slurs
THE LAST TIME
SORRYYY
hi saphhhhh
I DIDNT MEAN IT
Uh huh
hi saph
Sorry my ass
Hi Kanye
cus youre a jetpack cat
bro what did you say last time
@warm lion hello
i forgot
???
To not say it
I will be back
Stupid
FOREVER
Uh huh
Give me like 5 mins

Lies
You’re garbage at jjs
bro
i got a text!
@sterile arrow
You couldn’t handle me
i always see your name on credits of a show im watching
I'm so bored holy
im like "omg thats shorty"
…
true
cus youre a jetpack cat
ALWYAS
bro that’s cause my name is common
no
Wym no
everyone ever says this ur not special
youre the first or second onr

nvm
Shh
@icy rapids hey buddy youre not special
🙄
damn mosquitoes
i could
shoo shoo
HABIBI KANYE
BRO MOSQUITOES ARE NON EXISTWNT HERE
HABIBTI SHAWTYUU
sorry for buzzing in your ears
ugh just go back to donut Jai, ur no fun.
HRUU
hi
hi Kanye
ADAM EGOS ME
people call me a mosquito cus i cant keep my mouth shut
IM DONE
My friend
IM OKAY TY HBU
it’s true
Anyways
oh
@willow topaz u up for some Fortnite later ?
no
Meow meow meow
Mhm! Depends what time
i will maybe
Ooby is a nice fellow be nice to him
@warm lion join vc
Trash can
Howdy
idc about u buddy i hope u give me all your vinyls when you move on to next life
no
bruh
hiiii
why u got new vinyl everyday
Scooby trying not to use some sad ahh sticker after every other message he sends
where u getting the money from
sorry
fish breeding g
Maybe in an hour ?
from u
aaa
buh
plssss i need some
HIIIIII
why do you even text me
u dont even use them
huh
I was so confused tbh
bruh
hruuuu
youre rich
rich hobbies
ehh so so
Okie
rich hobbies
my hobby is gardening
i want a rich hobby like snowboarding
i do have spendy hobbies lmao
You are a strong, independent, gay woman
u make and spend then make some more
rich hobbies 
billionaire rich hobbies 
I’m pretty good hruuu
pretty much
Is anybody here a fat gay woman who can’t drive a car?
Thank you my son
Someone follows the ginger Nordic man
Indeed
i’m glad!! i’m okay ty
yes
what plants you have in your care g?
ur not fat
nonya
i can’t drive tho 💔
lameeee
he’s so fine
1 hour ish
at one point i had 88 diffrent plants in my room
i drive
I’m glad you’re okay I got potpourri today I’m happy about it I also found a pitcher to put it in its strawberry and it was only 5 bucks HEHEE
Drive to O block
i need to get my american license
Bang bang
ooooo nice!!!
Thank you thank you
Getting my groove back
Legit what my room use to look like
is this one above all
When are we playing ow Clorox
Do you guys have a comp team alr
pinterest ahh room
Hello, i am Clippy. Your virtual assistant, can i help you with anything?
help me with baking brownies
I am doomfist
i hate mfs that use Pinterest💀
Certainly! Here is a basic recipe for brownies.
1/2 cup (115g) butter
1 cup (200g) sugar
2 large eggs
1 tsp vanilla extract
1/3 cup (40g) unsweetened cocoa powder
1/2 cup (65g) all-purpose flour
1/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp baking powder
oh ok…
I’ll be reaper
thank you clippy
well well well
Certainly! May i help you with anything else?
oh ok
I will learn any tank you need
why u need so many monitors for?
I’m at work
that’s all, thank you
5 monitors for what?
gooning
each monitor different video
for watching you
im honoured
one use to be for my xbox and one was for my roku LMFAO
ur welcome
bro u dont need that many monitors
now i just have 3 on for my pc
adhd ridden room
in a shed just for it
sure
Hello
figured as much
Im crashing out
like a moth in a candle store
Ok lol
My room is bright purple
how does this not hurt your head
I have you know I am a diamond damage
I'm only ever in my room at night
I also have 3 shelves above my bed, a corner bookcase, 2 corner shelves above the bookcase, a regular bookcase by my door with a 5gal tank on top, queen size bed, then a lot of stuff on my walls
Hella personality I love that shit’ the propeller is so sick
Hey Fent
Hey Jason
Hey doga
Hloo chat
Wanna let yall know sparkling water is gas
How you doin
Hello
Water doesn’t need to be spicy
Please no
everyone hates or likes my room lmaoo
same with my hobbies
😶
If sparkling water businesses ever close down

I will be there
If anyone hates it they got no character
To pic up the torch
what do u have against it
It's really cool
I’m tired
Shawtyyyy
oh ok
fair enough
dogaaaa hiii hru
Hby
Hey doga Hru twan
Hiiii, I'm ok ty hruu
Also tired
I'm ok hru doin
Yeah
just ok? i’m chilling
I went for a walk today cus I needed to get away from my house
@glossy cradle troy says i don’t sound like that
Yeah


I feel that so heavily rn

i have a scratch on my chin and idk how it got there
I have bad knees 😭
Weird
I would've gone longer but I was getting tired
fair enough
literally
That girl lowk sounds like uh mila kunis
Hey Dell
ginger ale my beloved
Fr
Yessss
when i die, everyone should drink ginger ale in my honor
it’s yummy
Wait do they have American shows there
I will
Very
😔 im not the brightest
thank you

wait actually you're right
i can see it
hallo doga hyd

I'm ok thanks hru doin
GOOD THANK YOU

how tf was he not locked away in jail forever lmao
IM GLAD!!
ME TOO
i was genuinely scared of him

YAYYY
Which way does it go in the pants
Hi gang
8/10 its going left
When do I get to send images
Chilling gng living life
Dangerous game
Fair fair, how was your Valentine's Day
What if you gotta pee
hello drug addicts
@swift lodge I found you
Penis
Its like those tank games
I dont think girls have this problem
Hi twinks
Gotta angle it up at a certain degree
You tuck it between the cheeks
Gotta be good at math
Clearly in the presence of a master of it, i shall bow in respect
Whip out the protractor
Lao
Embed fail
Fantastic
What i gotta do to piss 🙏
how long til chinese food goes bad
Frfr
What the fuck’ am I looking at
This small puppy is following me
maloksh2009 was muted.
?warn 1358067328058658828 n word bypass - a
maloksh2009 has been warned.
you killed general
Cope
Looks alive to me
Try poking it with a stick
Ask Freya she’s probably tested it
Yippiee
guh
munch munch


"Michael! Don't leave me here, Michael!"
❌
they keep telling me to invest into crypto scams
Bitcoin is likely not a scam, at least in the extreme long-term
Buuuut a lot of other crypto is
Hi
Hello!
Shabbat Shalom
I wonder who in memeology is in the epstein files
@willow wyvern
Bitcoin...
Is it called Bitcoin cos u get coins from bits?
Then how many bitcoins do u need for a bytecoin?
just bite that coin and left it for some time it will become bit coin
just speaking facts
we need to bite that bit for good high end product
i hate science
if i can go to past
i would rather replace the apple tree with a coconut tree
so that the newton uncle could rest in peace
@grizzled maple
josh
I havent heard a news about someone dying under a coconut tree, so his disappearance wont show on Reddit front page...
Coconut 🤤
do you love coconut ?
Bunch of nerds fr
touch some grass
GG @near mural, you just advanced to level 1 !
ehh er
@willow topaz
ehh err
Im destroying my shih rn
What is this bru 
Hey turbo
markkkk
🦶

Hi sorry, can you give me 30 min?
ye all good
@feral chasm
I have 2 pairs of socks on
Me too
GG @quartz quiver, you just advanced to level 7 !
Same
Heya Mark
HAIIIII

i crave 400 dollars from you
i’m okay hbu
Tf am I the piggy bank
i crave $50 from you
I crave £500 from you
lmk if you want my venmo
Why is everyone here from Israel
Uk but go off queen
ramadan is coming up
Ramen*
Pay up money Santa
your gluttony disturbs me
join vc
Jason
Doga
I'm bored
I want to sleep bro
Then go sleep? Or are you somewhere other than home rn
This fuckin’ housemate tho
Threatening me through my bedroom door to leave because I’m bi
Called the police 4 times in the past over two hours n nones turning up
Heya, hows it going twin
😭
Tired.
Meh, bored, how you doin?
It’s 02:40am

rest up twin
He’s just gone and woken up another housemate n said he thinks I’m bad for the house ands I should leave
What the hell man
i will twin, how was ur day?
Dude....
im aight, just a bit tired
All cause he asked if I’m a homosexual and I told him I’m bi..
Fair, hope you sleep well 
Why doesn't HE leave
💔
I told him since he wants the Muslims to get sent away that he should be sent to Israel
😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

Put my noise canceling headphones all the way on so I don't have to listen to mom and dad yell at each other 
Over a COFFEE MACHINE
It really do be like that sometimes
Yeah, would go on another walk but it's dark out now
I’d go for a walk but ifs cold and I have work in 10hrs
Oof
Hello
that was the first thing adam saw after opening chat:
Hello
@glacial lion
Windows sent out a bug fix for a bug I discovered on my computer but never reported 🤔
6 hamburgers
Bug that only existed because of how I set up my shit’ which made the built in photo cycling for backgrounds run funny
Yes
how do you even find that out
Y'all gay
@summer pebble
Original Toto
Yes?
Original Adam
vc
Okkkk
Hi Toto
Haii doga
i tweak my computer all the time and it made the initial booting background pitch black
How ya doinn
now
Omw to uni, wby
now
Ah nice, just sittin here, I'm tired
Mom ruined the lasagna 

Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony
Piss fountain
Someone with a my little pony pfp and not a single death threat towards them?? The internet is truly changing 
I know right
Who cares bro
Its just a pfp
You.
I've only gotten compliments on it 
ahh
no one cares
i lovee twilight sparkle
Sameee
But my most fav is Fluttershy
I do actually so that statement was not factual
But you
so valid
ahhhhh


