#general
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braiding hair
what did I miss?
I wear a full knights set to church
amazing.
They said I need to look sharp
hiii labib
can't look sharper than that.

that stupid lemon...
why?
playing Terraria and in chat.
i wore like normal suits or like smart trousers And blazers
one more ice cream won’t hurt…
But you’re still stinky
gimme some
por algo en específico?
i got plenty, coffee or chocolate or mango
i don't go anymore tho
no vanilla?
nope
DUDE AHAHAH
the none for me.
Africa gets hot
why are u so plain
?
plain??
So did we get a verdict on pv4
yes
it says you're playing Terraria.
I will introduce old spice to Africa
i miss africa
ive been playing it since like 11 am bruh 😭
I just don't like those flavors, that's all.
i respect it
what time is it for you now?
Were you from there
4 pm
thank you, man.
tanzania
BRO, DAMN.
im from zimbabwe
ill buy vanilla next time!
ngl i thought u were south african
awww, thank you!!
i cant go outside bc my ribs are bruised bruh leave me alone 💀
ur welcomeeee
Hai
oh. what happened?
by ancestry yes
creo q por fin me está cayendo el 20 de todo
you really are very nice.
i live there now
Fell into a bowl at the skatepark
ah ok
oof. I hope you recover well.
so are you!
ty bro
after like the farm theft
one of those days type shit’
thank you!
Terraria’s new update came out
hi ily
😭 FACTS
hi ilym
they added a bunch of stuff.
u 2?
Zimbabwe
ofccc
its ass
I'm bored

Yeah, but I’m excited for the stuff for summoner. It’s finally gonna be playable.
☹️
dictatorship
Same

Yeah, but its chill
We should overthrow the government
@feral stump i miss us...
Yes let's do it
looking like an ex right now.
Oh you do?
I guess you don’t need me then
Fuck’ you
Genuine whore’
I hate you
What’s happening
I should’ve never married you
???
Divorce
stop it donut
WOAH WOAH WOAH
After 6 years of marriage this is how you do me
cheating?
divorceeee
You know what they say when one relationship ends another starts……
6 years?
I’m filing the papers
I get the house!
IT'S BEEN 15 YEARS
Fascinating
Dale you really are a hoe wtf
awesome flirting.
ANDREW COME
bro it's not what it looks like
donut is being weird
that's all
nah, I'm very happy with my husband.
evening ladies
Oh mb
why did staches fall outta style
Dale how could you you cheated on them
Its sad
no worries.

Like the kommando image fell outta style
You need to make up and kiss
the worst casualty was the mustache

I gotta go now. see you later, people!
Goodbye
Incest

Get ts off my screen immediately
What do you think of mustaches


hmm
Got another tree pregnant
WHAT
🏳️🌈
👇
WHAT


Heh i’m bi
Im sorry what is that
You’re attracted to bicycles
It’s like sex’ but racist
True
i like women
same
im a simple man
I can transgender for you pookie
idk what that is
Man turn into woman using magic
Please don't hurt my car

Them yotes crimped th’ roost
i’m not a simple woman
why
Do women even yearn anymore 🥀
Benjamin Netanyahu posted this message
probably
Yes we do
Obviously
Holy new information
But do men yearn
Yes we do
I thought this was obvious
I’m yearning so bad bro
yeah
i yearn for a traditional life
Not to me idfk

It's time to lock in
whats a traditional life?
Tbf to me you’re all genderless
Good bc I was lying I’m not a girl

Wife and kids
Occasionally it’s blatantly obvious if someone is a dude
I’m a full on man
@summer pebble im sorry to hear that i hope u recover soon
I’m a hard on man
So can I crack or nah
u consider that traditional?
Uhm
your hard on man?
Like stay at home wife
Pj is my woman.
Excuse
scooby
hello saph11
Maybe
by what
💔💔
You want to be a stay at home wife?
My neck hurts so bad ion wanna do uni anymore
Like god fearing wife and like 9 kids
noooooo im sorry it was a joke bestie 
9?!?!
calm down bunny rabbit
it's ok 😭😭
oh ok u can find plenty that wanna stay home
9
Stinky bunny
just make it 11 and have ur own football team
Your poor hypothetical wife
what did i do
Culture differences man
different mothers i hope
9 i got a starting lineup and 4/5 of a bench
hey shawrts
saph is always hostile towards me
yuh
good
Ask what country he’s from
hi scooby
Yeah i had enough of your patriots talk for the rest of my life
😭
the goys are naturally hostile toward us
zimbabwe
Yuh dude
Women like a man in uniform he found out
fr man
Shits’ crazy
insaaaaane
qgat
I will have 12 kids
Who he is
who is he?
My dad
Man like a man in uniform
my dad was sas
I like a man in nail polish
We got enough people on the planet we don’t need more bro
i like a man who would larp for me
men who express their fashion sense
I don’t know if I want any bio kids ima adopt some tho
I like a man
ong we don't cuzzo
yea
i like a man oiled up
Hey
Oh!
A man?
What’s going on
Rip
FACTS!
i’m sorry
he served in 2 militaries
bro stop spamming your ultimate
Well my dad could beat up your dad
For 2 countries
smh
yo!
My dad owns Israel he’ll get you banned
he probs Could my dad is 76
charging my ultimate at 67%
you get it
You’ve said it 899 times
now it’s
67
yeah, 900
ohhhhh
Copying my flow smh
It’s been said 181,196 by everyone
my fault i did not mean to
why
Yeah i gotchu dw
um why not
Yeah well my dad is bald
He’d beat up your dad
Same!!!
im not actually gay but ykwim
hell yeahhh
My dad’s head is shinier than yours!!
My dads head is so shiny that the military used it to blind nazis during WWII
alright bro
Cause men don't really do that where im from
When I'm acting weird and a mf says fatherless but i lowk get angry cause they're not giving me credit for my weirdness
wompnwomp
My dads head is so shiny that when we had the great blackout so the Germans couldn’t find and bomb us, their planes shone a light and it bounced off my dads head and we got revealed
I’m so much weirder than my damage
speaking of nail polish i remember when my mom put nail polish on my nails when i was like 1 for no reason
Why are you telling the truth
only knew cause my mom told me about it
Fatherless doesn’t even begin to describe my issues, come off it
My dad is emotionally absent and my mom is crazy
I'll never trust myself to have children 💔💔
i have normal parents
Oh dude this reminds me of how mums for some reason all feel the need to pierce their kids ears at like 5 n under, I don’t understand it at all
i’m having kids when i’m like 28+ at least
My dad an abusive alcoholic n my mums a abusive druggy
wordddd
I got 3 yrs then smh 🥀
My dads head is so unfathomably shiny that the agarthans recruited him and shined a light so bright onto the earth that the entire white race was formed
i wanna stay 18 forever ngl
my mom would let me do whatever I want online when i was young (Did not end well) and let me go out with a boy (ALSO did not end well) but now I'm already in uni and I'm not allowed to have socials 😭😭
“we need your light sir”
I hate u
is it cus u play overwatch and specifically jumppack cat
yeah
Yay
r u fr
❤️🩹

this isn't funny vro 💔
sorry saph
Uts ok
lowkey sorry
No
Yes
I'm bored
Same
Im gonna die
i Love you ig
Its swollen
Woah hello
i don't really hate anyone
I do
01:37 for me
i love everyone
please sleep 🥲
don’t strain your lil body
over lack of sleep
Im tryingg
me personally i find it easier to sleep when i just completely turn off the wifi of my phone
Hate hardens the heart
Im hard
i’m not hard
Blehh
Im thirstyy
Bro 💀
drink water, use toilet and go rest your poor eyes
picked up a sony 5 track cd player today, this thing is sick
don’t let them get strained any more
it can keep playing even when i’m changing cds
I dont wanna im too investef in the conversation
sweet wet dreams

Stupid autocorrect
right
Hey
makintosh 128k
Sparkling water
🤌
YOU DONT NEED A VAPE
What
nothing
i have never smoked at all
Not worth the hype
Mpreg
i drink
Me too
That's really it
Same
Not that much tho
Same
Drunkenness is a sin
Used to be alcoholic af
That's not good
Now i drink responsibly
Yea ik
respect
double respect
i just go to gym
huiii
@obtuse crypt you have a very weird defition of "giving someone a heart"
work on farm
Me too
my man
what’s up
try to live good godly life
Its cute
YAS
Hop on jjs
you say that cute
MAKKIE POO 😻😻😻
?
nothing 😁 👍
😂
I panicked when I saw this 😭 finna make me relapse
noooo
Do you have a sprite addiction too
are u mormon
Wut
I’ve actually never had sprite
mormons loveee soda
i hear the leopard again
I love sprite
It’s the best
ur profile is a big testament
DUDE I SWEAR no one here likes it
Testament to..what?
Psychos
nothing nothing
Testament to WHAT
i love sprite in shirley temples
NOTHING
Can’t blame
TO WHAT fastest_blacker
fr
Its 2 am
00:50
bye iguana
Where u from
Yo mama
Answer the DAMN question
Wdym Born or like live
Live
ITS A JOKE
CALM TF DOWN Red Hood
south Africa
Okay now
Oh oki
💀
I’m gettin the squad on you
So many hearts bro
jason LMFAOO HAHAHA
Speaking of which my chest hurts and I think I’m going to die
@elfin spindle looks like u got a valetine partner
heartburn
Finally someone loves me
@cerulean notch i thought u hated the world after what joker did to u
where you from
Ugh
Look man I can direct it
Poland
🐻❄️
The world doesn’t have to suffer for the mistakes of one old man
wow
nah that mf needs to die
@rose brook fuck’ you btw
Habit
HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH
Bbbbut batmans the goat
batmans a bitch’
that "scene" i cant forget
The note that got swept away 🥀
Ts so sad
💀
Writing with one hand
Why can’t he be happy wth
@elfin spindle knows why
He was his happiest when he had the penguin locked away in a damn fish tank
agree
Smh
I can’t wait to properly cosplay him this yr
My Halloween Jason was okay
Wasn’t great but it was somet
Lemme find a pic n post in #epic-general
it says no access
Smh
L
@elfin spindle where tf did u go
Username checks out
i try
who can’t be happy
Jason..
Wait
jasonnnnn
Shawty if I send you the pic can you post it please?
Sshhhawwwttyyyy
yes
i’m waiting
goodnight jason
since when this chat dies 🤔
Im dying
Just live
if you're homeless, just buy a house
also where is it
true dat
east Africa
i don't know exactly
im not a big geographic guy
It's 3am go to bed
Real
Goodnight
i see
Goodnight
should i make that my pfp
@half gyro te amo
He hates me
clearly
i got used to the pain.
Sorry
You good?
dw
I’m sorry.
just pain
I’m so sorry.
ok explain
who hasnt
ok come tsb please
im 2 high weak
Pj actually got beat
2HIGH
@summer pebble
hello
fuhhh
gm
Memeology finally dies after eight years
The deadass added Magik to fortnite 💔
thyey look like dollar store cosplays bffr
It's fortnite ofc they're not finna cake them up
but fortnite does make caked skins
these ones are just chopped yo
facial and body
True
im caked
It’s not about the cake bro
dollar store luna
why does her hair look like that
what about the panda skin one
or am i twaking
magik has taylor swift makeup
What are you even saying
LeBron
nah i thought it was a different skin
sorry i forgot fortnite was ass
True
no wonder why i never play it
Should be tho
Look at her hair bro
Would spend my v-bucks on Magik tho
They fr made Luna so chopped
Is there a way to get 7 hours of sleep in an hour
Idgaf tho I never liked her ass in the first place
Smurfette is typing...
is liking hentai’ a red flag yes or no

Depends
Are you a gooner or not
it’s in a manga
i’m not talking about myself
Why are you asking
Then no ig ive read hentai' manhwas/mangas
????
Plot sometimes is amazing fr
just ticking things off this guy’s box
If he reads it just to goon red flag immediately
What the fuck’ 😭😭😭😭😭
@dull vessel
Honestly idk bro
idk either fr
@dull vessel hiii i miss u 💗💗💕💕 how was ur day
if he reads just because?
did u have a good day queen?
u guys are besties now?
😭
Then all good honestly, as i said the plot sometimes it not what'd you expect honestly
yesssss
Some hentai' deadass have better fights than opm
okay period

📝
what’s so funny mr president
@dull vessel
lizzieee
Hi
wsg
Nothing, nothing at all.
oh ok…
Just went to buy a necklace for my gf that she wants as a surprise currently 5 hours from home. Hru Shawty?
Shawty lwky stands on buisness
Reason I ask is because the fashnaugt event starts next week
like 50-50
aww that’s sweet!! i’m listening to music rn
Omg i feel that
how
by standing on buisness 50% of the time twin?
Nice, what song u listening to
mark you stand on business 75% of the time wym
Hell yeah
Lebron
Lebron
LeBron LeBron
LeBron
LeBron
LeBron
LeBron
LeBron
LeBron
rip
The Bronze Age
Cranberry sprite
Cool math games
Chicken jockey
It's likely on a timer, where sending one message every 30-60 seconds adds exp
lol
That's how I've seen it work in other servers at least
I’ve been exploring the villains wiki and heroes wiki a lot lately and I love how Peter Griffin straight up doesn’t have a heroes wiki page
he should
He doesn't seem like much of a hero
?warnings 1252428476934520837
There are no warnings
Don’t spam
GG @gaunt dagger, you just advanced to level 3 !
trust he fs fs saved lives
Villian and Hero wiki sounds vague to begin with, is it for MHA?
Nah villains and heroes from all pieces of media
@acoustic ore
That'd take an insane amount of time to compile such a massive list
Villains wiki is cool because you get to see all the crimes characters have committed
Hm?
Hello
Hi
Spamming stickers is still spam
my shopping list all of 3 items
Hey
Fun fact: gumball waterson has a higher crimes list then Griffith from berserk
defunnyname was muted.
?warn 1252428476934520837 spam - y
defunnyname has been warned.
When you have goldfish memory like me, that does take an insane amount of time
So nonchalant
@summer pebble I love you
Same
?
Wtf
He’s literally on a call with me
He physically recoiled
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Btw
Okay and?
what did he say??
did he say he love me back
Nothing
He said
“This chud again”
“I hate him so much”
Is he ok?
I’m kidding
they killed the mustache
I hate you
😔
@oblique nexus @oblique nexus
Yeah Wsg
Erm
Hi chud
Hi donuttttttt
You pinged me
Hi daleeeeeee
Hi
Hi
Bro fuck’ Dale
Erm
What did he do
he's a fuckin chud thats why
For some reason
yeah i love it
oop
yes
I killed him like 5 times in a row in jjs without losing hp
i was listening to antidote by travis scott
hey man i am still adjusting
y'know
who are the lil blue people
I’m so tired
They sing
@subtle crater turn your goddamn fan off
i don't really sleep
smurf
hi
What did you call me
Hi so tired I’m dad
GG @sonic palm, you just advanced to level 3 !
Ohh nice,
hi drew
Hi an
ur a smurf
i love her
😭

I 'memba
I did
wsg drew
who invited you…

She is pretty
you are pretty
ok
too masculine to me tho
"ok"
hop on jjs pls
esdeeee
❤️
“”ok””
my bad
nah
Hello
esdeeeee
a game on roblox
What does this mean shawty
Hop on jjs
because it's a good game and i want you to play andrew
esdeekid
im old
why are you so difficult sometimes
You keep saying it’s horrible though
what does the acronym mean
old and pretty
Jujutsu shenanigans
will you still love when i’m no longer young and beautiful
ever heard of being sarcastic
I think ur pretty.
i got a quiz on friday
i shoulda knew that bruh
Riiiight
GG @chilly hare, you just advanced to level 38 !
GG @chilly hare, you just advanced to level 38 !
it’s okay buddy dw
dale u remind me of him
erm
Wtf😭🥀
Pretty messed up looking goldfish
fat
Do you know the muffin man
Jew
fat and nasthy
LEAVE THE DOG ALONE!!!!
You? I agree
HE IS JUST A DOG!!!!!
NO U ARE
nathsty
im getting fat
No it's you we all know
That is a fat dog
it's ok
I PROTECT DOG WITH LIFE!!!!!
Just a worthless bum alone a pile of bricks
fat dog
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes ya wish for a nuclear winter
lose weight
Okai 🙍🏻♀️
put the fork down
ik for a FACT i did NOT just delete my terraria world on accident
DOG IS GOOD BOI!
GG @simple hare, you just advanced to level 1 !
he’s not talking to you
yo let's go
No no iiiii get it
breathe
i know im 12% bodyfat
He beat it, then ate it
Its not good
not for u twin
Call this guy fat idc but LEAVE THE DOG ALONE!
what’s the difference
Basic ass pfp what’s happening
Ikkk I was kiddingggg
i’m a clanker
i have abs and stuff
my bad twin
and then what
but im still overweight
Do you have a pass🤨🤔😠
Everyone does
okay crash out
That’s just fat rolls

