#general
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oh bet
@amber halo
this is truly illogical, after all that logic and planning i dont think the answer to that would be anything other than yes
nighty night yalll
nighty night
gruh
dyno got frame mogged by unbelievaboat
thats me
saph11
Nuh uh that’s me
scooby
Saph J Biggly jr
abortion
in ibiza
Guh
Me too
also why is your name so dark 😭 😭
😫
LEANN!
how r u able to send images
Ur background just darkash 😭
perioddddd
💔
pocoyo
hes got little antennas for knowing when you post goyslop
used to watch that cartoon as a kid
same
Tel aviv trip 2026
I recall my cousin used to be obsessed with pocoyo
awwww
I think it’s cuz i joined this server in 2018 and then left for like 2 days in 2020 and then joined back 💔
sugar plummmmm
They used to give pic perms idk what happened 😿
💔 rigged server
I somehow joined in 2018 and never left
p2win server
Hiiii sugar plummmm
She swear she got aura
I joined this server in 2012
SODA!
Ugh
haiii how are u
really?
i joined this server when i was a sperm
Yeah
Bro this server takes it away 💔
I joined when I was 12 I’m cooked 💔
i’m writing in the dark rn cuz i don’t wanna trigger my motion lights
nooooo gurl u got W aura
In 2018 ?
aura farming fr
add me in dms
on yo granny u arua farming
12 in 2018
Have you considered going outside
Actual toddler
lean how old are u
good hbu
I was 13
MAR7ABA
@lyric star how much age is that
So I’m 20
not today, it’s preview day and a bunch of class of 2030 mfs are roaming around
im 21 savage
Blocked
Then you were 13
Which month
twins
Or before your birthday
September
💔 phantom pain
My birthdays late
i’m glad! i’m not
September ahh
February
I joined summertime
Baddie bday
sorry for existing
leann I miss you
summer birthdays wya
yo why u always depressed
Make them believe it's over before they even start
u good?
I’m cooked in two days now
It’s ok I forgive u
i should start tweaking
shawty do u experience phantom pain

im here
Sending a Mossad Agent your way
bleeeh
I miss you moreee
on behalf of all men i apologise
Yeah, maybe try some meth
ayyyy
Im not included in this
or strangulation
☠️
June birthday 💪
yes
july
….

who the f even says shawty anymore
Woah, freaky
What day?
ya old cuh
jetpack cat
Heh… not sorry bud
me and my fellow mossad when the memeologoys dont consume their goyslop so i unleach my chudrage on these foids and use my truecell beam to vaporise them using a career ending cortisol spike
its ok shawty
i was 4 when she was just a dirty thought in her dads head
Why are application fees
Fuck youre old
when will it end
Clorox
Ghostin by Ariana grande just started playing
Are we playing tonight?
Sugar dad age twin
2005 gang
when you turn 26 they kill you
Yeah gang
Okie
hi clorox
Yes
God yall make me feel old
let me get on top of you and just ride ya shitt
Wsg joe
Ayo WHAT
hereee
Chill he dont got internet
You’re like a 2002-2003, not too bad tbh
😭😭😭
That’s still old bro
Toma don't make me block you again
I’ll be 23 this year
OKAY FINE
Oh hell no
i’m 16
GET BANNED
rate my dinner
god dam yall over 20?
*24
Thanks
holy aunty
grannies fr
?
How was the ice age
i hate you
sorry shawty :(
Happy birthday
WRONG REPLY TYHAT WAS FOR SHORTY
How was crawling out of the womb yesterday?
Ur missing the cigarettes to compliment the monster
Oh mb that’s Toma
Wheres the gofundme? Is that a lightbulb bro 😭
no shit
☹️
??
*20 💜
true..
GG @stable rivet, you just advanced to level 3 !
LMFAOAOAOAOOA
kos omak
You still experienced the best era
Meeeee
True
just kill me at this point
shorty u js crawled out the womb stfu
NOOO
gosh yalll are so dam introverted
You’re 5 years younger than me
…
ima leave
they kill you when you turn 21
okay that's nothing
let’s calm down
Shorty im literally like
hit 140 on bench today at the gym
I’m scared now
Uh huh
A day younger
you’ll be fine
Uh huh
I'm 12k trophies ultimate champion sorry for asking bro😂
I still have like a year and a half dont pressure us
Im 22 now
periodt
So
i turn 20 this year, ive been in this server for 25% of my life time 💀
@sterile arrow when am I getting banned 😿
WAIT clorox you're younger than shorty 😭😭😭
erm
Hey aha
pressure
In two days 😭
Yes
😭
@nova pilot remind me in 3 years to ban her

I didn't think that at all 💔
👀 #needthat
AINT NO WAY LMFAOAOAOOAOAO SHORTY NOOOOO
ive been here 28% of my life time
2029💔
2018 was 12 years ago
SHORTY DONT YOU WORRY THERES REALLY GOOD OPTIONS FOR RETIREMENT HOMES NOWADAYS
Dude im gonna be either deployed or dead by then
i’m 24 this year fuc this chungus world chuddy ahh baka bluds
I got scared for a second
My inspiration
💀
👐
I thought you were Arne slots age
some person out tehre was born when this server was made and soon theyll be old enough to use discord..
that's disgusting
Telling my kids josh was mlk jr
its like fortnite
Oh YEAH
@sterile arrow I know something you don’t knowwww
telling my kids moonman was rosa parks
Server barotrauma when
on black history is craaaaazy
HELL
I already know soda gay
its insane
shawty
isn't it price month
i ordered an album
Gurrllll not that
pride
I'm telling my kids nothing about you guys 😂 ✌
fr
which one
they were liquid
isnt that june
Oh shit then wht
uhhh idk
in rainbows by radiohead
liquid?
☠️
I can't have kids 😛
its gonna come i couple of days
oooo
youre literally part of the reason that month exists you could atleast know which month it is
and tell me some things last
i really wanna know if he stil has that one kinov bodypillow and if so can he auction it off its like a memeology relic
Is probably has stains on it
oh
its part of the lore
memeology relic
did we just say that
im ragebaiting pj so badly lol
booooo
he's getting fried in jjs
roblox jjk cannot be that serious

wow

he's taking it personal
donut is jumping him
Me pasaba todos los capítulos buscando al cabrón este
Roblox is bad
Only 1 good game
Joe
Hello
Wait in line for LeBron
tal cual
how have you beene
2 player femboy tycoon 2
Good id say
w speed
W faps
whatt is the most gay monster energy flavor
best game ever lowk
All of them
They're all gay as fuck
Labib am i gay
Original
what about redbull
Red Bull is manly
If ur sipping on a original monster you are GAY!!!
so true
Theres a kinov body pillow?
happy valentines
Here's a video of a man jumping off a mountain without a parachute. Drink red Bull
I don’t drink energy drinks
original monster tastes like grapefruit and battery acid mixed with cough syrup
Tastes so bad dude
the memeology lore states that moonman made a kinov body pillow and stilll has it to this day
💔i get you twin
Yeah, but like 99% of the people who actually drink Red Bull are indoor fatties
That can probably be said about all energy drinks tbh
white monster is whatt i imagine licking a lightbulb ttastes like and i like it
Someone pfp got tributed here
Not a big fan of energy drinksin general though
Red Bull giving them wings to get their fat ass’ off the couch 😢
hi adam
hi alé
My teeth hurt
Are you being deadass’ 💀
@half jacinth
It tastes like a 6am-8pm job at a oil refinery.
had a guy print out my pfp a couple years back and shoot ropes over it and send me a picture here in memeology
it tastes like if estrogen was a energy drink
@amber halo where are u frm
heaven
Wait that’s so real
afternoon
heaven is a place on earth
lowkey
no its a place IN earth
Facts
youre stupid
reyou diputs*
im gonna write satire u
we love the daytona 500
Sup twinks
Hi my son

not a big fan of the twinks
you did? yk who balinda barber is?
Hello my son
Friendly fire
😭😭
Toma, just in case, what are you pronouns /srs
Hyb
@toxic terrace
hi
holy peak
I’m alr my bank account hates me cause I had valentines? A night out and a Comic-Con all in the same day so I’ve spent a scary amount but I’m alr hby twin
i asked her this earlier
@peak socket do u wanna join a listening party on spotify
That's nice, i'm alr, just playing jjs with pj donut and shiz
Genuinely asking in case you’re going through a confusing time I don’t wanna misinterpret shit’ just cause I’m autistic
that elephant is my spirit animal
Noiice
This game is hell too
What game
I woullddd but I don’t have Spotify anymore
Jujutsu shenagins on roblox
fr?
it
I’m askin fr bruh 😭
where do u even listen to music
Yes just apple
apple music?🎵
is everyone here autistic, no shade just asking
Jason Imma need you to pack it in
Oh is that like a jjk game or somet?


🙍🏻♀️
jjk game
is grass green?
Bro..sis?
Ohh I see
I should just jump
it's blue
i hate apple music dw
no
whats grass
ok dont freak out but i think you might be colorblind
it's addicting and fun but also makes you mad
what if you start flying?
I’m not allowed to say yes so no
@surreal obsidian join us
Is it like a platform or what kind?
what if you fall but what if you fly
Nah not a platform
how can u tell if a dog got special needs
Idek that much tbf
I AM FREAKING OUT
Ask it
I don't know how fab you tell if a dog has special needs
get off minecraft
Enabler
found one 😂😂😂 got ya
yo join talk tuah if u wanna play among us
um
You’ll be my first victim.
this would be the intro joke to my standup routine if i had one
Is Nitro worth it
you should rlly make one
no
Okay, thanks
np
Why are you boosting if you get perms as mod anyway 😭
code is NLITQG
uhhhh
i see ars neavou, a advanced enchanting infuser, heart canisters, and a few other mods
She loves her
she
yeah we KNOW
nvm do FCZCQG
it be the nightgaurd
Geeked off a mug root beer
when i sing bro it kinda sounds like akon

u sound like neyo
yoooooo how are my fellow introverts doing
@austere osprey come
have you heard me
@surreal obsidian @crimson cradle we on jjs
@surreal obsidian don’t join bro it’s a trap he’s in isis
Oh I will
i can sense your aura
LMFAO
drea is fighting the idf in minecraft
thank you
gun
i got new phone after since christmas
what if you fall?
Oh I won’t
can i eat the cat
why is it a dog why not a cat
erm
what am i looking at
can i eat the cheese bargur
cheeseburger cat
oh
IS SHE THAT HARD TO SEE??
can i eat the chease bargur then
like rhe one in #epic-general
Mines a elephant
baby i can’t see her 💔
no its not
Woah
awwwwwwww
Wow it’s cuz she’s black …
😭😭
Oh its shawty
god clorox
welp i dont know what to do
you were THE MOON yesterday 😭
i stay changing
omg sia
Ty for the subtitled name
are u angry cuz im black
LMAO NO
@cunning plover
ur welcome
its gonna be ramadan in few days
Hellooo
just checking
im gonna be kind and thoughtful thr whole ramadan
i’m just not gonna be here
Me too
haiiii
Hru?
inshallah sister leann
I’m going thru another hypochondriac episode
still in pain hbu
cus u gonna become a formless entity and haunt my dreams?
bro istg this is like the worst thing ever
what’s that
may allah blessed us and make it easier for us to go through this difficult time of the year
ameen everybody
are you doing ramadan
yes im ramadaning
ameen
unusual or excessive chronic anxiety about one's health, in particular a mental condition characterized by the persistent and unwarranted belief or fear that one has a serious illness.
@valid trench ru ok
jewish man celebrating ranadam?
allhamdullah
i am
No :(p
do mooselims not eat every 30 days during ramadiming?
wanna talk abt it
woow
oh shii are u ok
conflict of interest
yes

okay DMS 💜💜💜
Ribs are hurting extra td ngl.
r u not ramadaning?
i don’t wanna live there no mo
yeah cuz u ain’t recovering properly
im ramadaning
bro u said u were gonna play nms and never appeared
mashallah brother
Salam alaikum
i will remember this humiliation
ramadaming
rough couple of days
dell is changing 🥹
why don’t i get a mashallah too
😭
tmrrw im free tho
wait do they give u the whole month off?
20 days off
thats insane
How am i suppose to recover properly?
i wish
they give me 3 days off in ramadan bro
how does ramadan work
stay inside
dude dell i gott study the entire GIT module during ramadan its hell
im studying how humans consume food during ramadan..
no its not considering they stole 20 days worth of my holiday hours which is equivalent to £2.5k
🔥🔥🔥
dont eat/drink/smoke/cuss/goon during the morning
i still gotta sue them
what do you do for work
I am today tho. Hows ur pain?
do u take metabolism?
is it permissible to break ur fast with a shot sheik dell
thats fucking insane
Me waving frm the other side
no biochemistry this module but we took metabolism in different modules
vodka or whiskey?
yay! still very bad and it’s moving to places it shouldn’t
ahh okay this shouldnt be so cancer
metabolism made me wanna kms
vodka
pharmacology is a pain in the ass this module
bigharam
fuck pharmacology
what about whiskey
nonya
yk its bad when parasitology is the easiest in a module 😭
what other side? the heaven?
✅ 💯
or the hell
big pharama is watching
amor que te ha pasado?
alhamdulilah
I love those videos
lowkey reading article on guava like its a pretty healthy fruit icl
whats up guys
te tomas algo para eso?
im new to this
that one guy who accidentally ate a shawerma and a couple liters of water
Debería tomarme un lorazepam
No from Puerto Rico
top10 for sure
actually
tómatelo amor no dejes pasar más tiempo 😔
given that
Iconic. Then the other sheikh Hakeem guy who roasts people
Is there any meds you can take?
🥺 awww hows peter rico
pomegranates, strawberries, bananas, pineapples, apricots and kiwi are def top 6 fruits
Idk I don’t live there MWAHAHA
strawberries are so good
yeeeeee
what about tomato
and pineapples are underrated
bottom 5
REAL OMG
?
same, my fav part of ramadan approaching 😭
bro this shit is ASS
yeah but i haven’t eaten yet
mangos?
I LOVE MANGOES
oh yeah mangoes too
jackfruit
Shopping
what’s sup gang
def in the top 7
take banana out of that
I love shopping
longan
me too!
wtf is jack fruit
durian
bananas are not good
???
wallahi
so you're an unemployed discord bum chud cool
best fruit
got ga
Go eat dawg, ill doordash you some shit'
FYM TAKE BANANAS OUT OF THIS
why don’t you visit puerto rico
until i check my bank account after
i loveee pomegranate top 5 easily
i hate bananas
Yo ur actually never beating the gay twink allegations
why
bro
they taste ahh
this mf just said
bananas are good for you
Apple gotta be top 5 gang
bananas are so good
I NEVER SEEN SOMEONE SAY THAT
bro bananas are bad
they have a lot of nutrients
i will after this assignment!! i’m eating what i didn’t yesterday
banana is the only good fruit
THEYRE NOT BAD
how
FUUUUUUH
top fruits
mangos apples jackfruit persimmon longon
you live in america?
BANANAS ARE THE WORST FRUIT OF ALL TIME
kill this man
THEY ARE NOT GOOD
dale are you obese
I PROMISE U
?
one of the worst fruits
no
i got the sharpest cramp ever
fuck apples too
im not obese
you need to seek God
Yes I’m in nyc
bananas are ok
durian banana and tomato are worst fruits
someone nuke me please
apples..?
apples too
impossible
How tf are people getting banned from the Air Force discord server
theyre mid
one of the only things i actually agree with you
$7000
one apple a day keeps dell away :(
he would agree
APPLE ARE SO GOOD
apples are good
I can't make ts up
i won’t eat apples then
awww im in a fever dream as well
red delicious is amazing i eat 3 every day
fuck apples
banned
bro the only fruits that are not good are bananas, kiwis, and pears
apples are amazing
get banned loser

i have apples every day
yo invite me
green apples 😍
3 apples every day
but bananas are the worst ones
red delicious
Oh really? Where where where
on top
literally
bananas are awful
Yes true goat of fruits
red apples are better
i loved doing this when i was younger
deadass bro
the rain here is bad
ikr you can never get bored
REAL
green apples solos anything
red apples are better but all apples are bad
whoa whoa
nyc im the rat crawling through the sewage
it’s kinda funny
no bro
especially when you choke on em 😭
na red apples aren't that good
red delieicous is amazing
Blocked
You got yellow ones, green ones red ones total banger
green apples taste the best
frrr
apples are shit
YESS
😭
bapples
red ones are my favrotie
Kiwis are awsome. I eat that shit’ with the shell on too
Opsec and my cyber awareness training (2026 edition) says I can't
it’s basically summer tomorrow
HOW DO PEOPLE NOT LIKE THEM
💔
Good fibre
Kiwis taste like literall ass
bro
Mine are the huge green ones
RED DELICIOUS ON TOP
law is a broke man's chain
mmmm fibre
i like the crunchy sweet ones
💔fr
oranges and grapes
i dont like oranges
the best fruits are mangoes, cherries, strawberries, green apples and oranges
Gotta fix those taste buds
just saying shit' to say shit'
top 5 undeniably
but i love green grapes
eat ur fiber so u don’t get colon cancer
mmm aight, whatchu having?
cherries are up there too
that’s cos you’re an idiot tho
red apples better
not your fault
😭
cherries def top 10
my taste buds are very good
Uniform code of military justice violations 💔
fuck apples
Watermelon gotta be in there
my leftover wings 😻
☠️
yoo??
Taste buds have been goyised
green apples solos
and make everything smell like oranges
Man trying to make me lose rank
or i’ll go get a rice bowl downstairs
fuck dale's opinion
bro the point of fruits is to be sweet
🙁
dell goyised my taste buds
who else eats bananas for their shape
it's all his fault
i cannot be seen by the public today
nah cherries are no1
sleep on that tonight
Guys have you tried prickly pears ? Those are goated
best fruit oat
yes
message just slide
^
oh ill be ON it
jackfruit is ass
☠️
i will grow apple tree one day in the name of memeology so memeology can live through that tree for a lifetime 🖤
dell do you know what factor XIII is
no
lol
wait oh
you sir have won the internet today 😂
no
i like actual grapes though
NO
youre just asking for a spanking
uhh
banana flavored stuff sucks too
Cherry flavored buns 🤤
grapes are the 2nd worst fruit after babanas
i have factor XIII deficiency an idk what that is i guess im dying
its true
Bro got the best tastes ever ong cherries are good but cherry cakes are ass
GG @graceful sluice, you just advanced to level 18 !
im sure you all agree
i think its to do with blood coagulation
sorry
no green grapes are awesome
oooooo arrest me daddy
green grapes are even worse
no
yeah, thats what I thought
Hello
they porbably dont have good grapes in india
dogaaaaa
what prompted this
ofc you would know which indian grapes are better
well well well

what did they prescribe u
ramipril
doctors don’t even know what caused the nose bleed but apparently it could be caused by that factor
cus of memeology
😍
it gave me high bp
did u do cbc
why are u questioning me
i dont
Shawtyyyyy
well you're from india mate
bye
sorry
you have a way with words that interests me
how are uuuu
Bad, hruuuu
yess
ur banner is literally someone licking armpits, i dont wanna hear it today
and?
same
we are the same then
thats when they told me about the deficiency
hop on
ahh
Why? :(
expensive lowkey
my brother just another me
homework
yo I’m a jew so I own this place now
period, why are u bad
idk man i’m stressed asf thinking i’ll bleed again
i literally fainted twice last time
not a good experience
😔
broooo
are you still in hospital or did they prescribe you anything
Aw man
idk just don't feel good it's okay though
Anyone here good at law?
you don’t bleed. Men bleed. I think that’s the line
Lmao
what law
i’m sorry
Aussie law

Im great at breaking them
aw i hope you’ll feel better soon then 🫂
We know mark zuckerberg
hell yeah!
‘How about a nice cup of stfu’
🫃
🐺
i’m on the edge of my seat