#fuck flying roaches

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jovial solar Dec 29, 2021, 1:56 AM

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boreal bramble Dec 29, 2021, 1:57 AM

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if a bug that shouldn’t fly flies, i run and hide and sit there wondering if it will go away

jovial solar Dec 29, 2021, 1:57 AM

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i scream

languid zephyr Dec 29, 2021, 1:57 AM

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i know i’m admitting i’m insane but like roaches are to big to kill i would just catch and release them

jovial solar Dec 29, 2021, 1:57 AM

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hell nah im killin them on sight

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its a gang war when i see them

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they did a home invasion on my homie back in 93

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we still aint got even

languid zephyr Dec 29, 2021, 1:59 AM

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but they would leave such a big squish mark its gross

jovial solar Dec 29, 2021, 2:07 AM

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better than them flying and landing on you and then killing you with their ugliness

boreal bramble Dec 29, 2021, 2:08 AM

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just hide in the bathroom and hope they wave

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leave

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violence is not the answer

red aspen Dec 29, 2021, 2:08 AM

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i have never seen one of these

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ive actually never seen a roach irl

boreal bramble Dec 29, 2021, 2:08 AM

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w h a t

glacial raft Dec 29, 2021, 2:08 AM

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boreal bramble just hide in the bathroom and hope they wave

If a cockroach waved at me I would have to cry

stark gulch Dec 29, 2021, 2:09 AM

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i freeze

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cannot physically make myself move in the presence of roach

red aspen Dec 29, 2021, 2:09 AM

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me w spiders

boreal bramble Dec 29, 2021, 2:09 AM

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spiders are cool

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unless they poisonous

red aspen Dec 29, 2021, 2:09 AM

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run

stark gulch Dec 29, 2021, 2:10 AM

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spiders are cool outside

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if it's inside, sorry pal

boreal bramble Dec 29, 2021, 2:10 AM

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just move it outside

red aspen Dec 29, 2021, 2:10 AM

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cant get near them

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scary

boreal bramble Dec 29, 2021, 2:10 AM

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there’s only one poisonous spider with a high population in my country

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the white tail

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i kill that one

tranquil charm Dec 29, 2021, 2:59 AM

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once again scream, run, and make my brother kill it😁

full badge Dec 29, 2021, 4:14 AM

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roaches are the bigs i hate the most. i have woken up with a roach on my face and have walkid into a bathroom with one on my shirt walking towards my face. fuck roaches.

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i kill those because my mom and my sister are to scared to do it but i then feel bugs crawling on my body. fuck roaches.

slender ridge Dec 29, 2021, 4:25 AM

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run, hide, scream for dad. he tells me to grow up and kill it myself. then i call for brothers and bribe them with money, and when they’re done, pay them

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but when i move out, i’m calling the police for sure

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and if they tell me it’s stupid, i’m committing arson

tribal temple Dec 29, 2021, 7:48 AM

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i scream for my little brother 😭

indigo hound Dec 29, 2021, 1:52 PM

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I will fly to the next continent

modest thunder Dec 29, 2021, 4:28 PM

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let's go commit arson y'all

olive crest Dec 31, 2021, 2:58 AM

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gladly

abstract eagle Dec 31, 2021, 5:22 AM

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Smack it out of the air

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Boom