#the better habit
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I can't believe you actually made it
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No way
very important poll
yeah, glad i have my pings
Egg sjeerin always
I only do the most sophisticated polls
bread would destroy egg though
What
egg has Protein tho
but like the bread can literally soak up egg yo
invalid argument
now this is what all the polls should look like
Which came first, the bread or the egg?
the egg
bregg
you beat eggs and make flour for bred
i am allergic to eggs!
breggsit
THE EGG IS LITERALLY EVOLVED BREAD
No one says āgotta get this eggā when saying āgotta get this breadā
Imma start saying it
who the fuck adds egg to bred dough
egg supreme
other way round sorey
thereās no egg in bread
Brioche has eggs in it
poor biggie livin a lie
bread sheeran would never tell me i looked perfect
yes but most bread doesnāt have egg
sob
brioche has egg bro what are you talking about
See
most breads use an egg wash too
ye
literally croissant
okay ...
has egg wash
for me bread is just plain bread
my point is that bread can exist without egg
sorry
What do you sandwich egg in? bread
croissant is not a bread
sorry I didn't mean to be this passionate about eggs in bread
Croissant isn't a bread
its okay
but it can be
no
How
pastry no?
what's stopping you from make a croissant samwich
TRUE THAT
i want to eat now
i mean, you can make wafer sandwich, but it's still not bread
croissants are categorically not a bread
Whats stopping you from putting some cheese on two slices of pineapple and calling It a pinewich
PINEWICH
pineapple bread
bye
Does that make pineapple bread
can we get a bread expert in the chat xx
Ionthinksi
only the fact that I don't have a pineapple with me rn
literally matt
Tato is the litteral bread expert
why isn't there sand in sandwiches? š¤
suddenly everyone is a bread expert!!!!!
why are there no witches
does egg sheeran hatch
Bread?
yeah they smashed bread on the floor at 4 in the morning to make the world their sandwich
Were there ever witches in it is what I'd like to know
im tired of the empty words.... send pics of your certificate!!!!
š„ š£ ?
Bredxpert
If the main ingredient is flour and water (which should also be the major ratio in the bread) so make a dough, it is bread
yeast is up
That means that if there's too much sugar or milk in a bread, it's cake
omg
wow.
the ratio of sugar is important
hot takes !
hot cakes
This is why there was a thing that subways bread isn't bread
mmm
tot hakes
And I'm pretty sure playdoh
cus in some countries, it's considered too sugary to be bread
'merica
Legit
interestgin
Anyway, i believe in bread sheeran because bread supremacy
Egg sjeerin always
yes it is the best
bread forever <3
Bread is love bread is life
beard forever
YES!
bread dough must be kneaded as well for the gluten to build up
MY DIPLOMA!
biggie cheese š
amazing
president of yo momma
congrats
incredible

bread sheeran obvs
tie....
true
i hate living in a world where youre FORCED to choose between egg sheeran and bread sheeran. where is the self destruct option.
bredeggsha
asla you can choose both <3
i/
we can use the egg to make some kind of bread
and then there is no problem anymore
thatās it guys, Iām going to Bed Sheeran š
are you going to bed with ed sheeran????
yeah he already came for dinner so i fed Sheeran
š
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it mush be great that you finally met sheeran
the dadness is incredible
yes because thatās my son, I made Sheeran
who is the father?
sorry panna but iām actually a manš
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fear
been here for 8 levels and people believe Iām a woman
where are your pronouns 
how do i get that? seems necessary
go to #470331990231744512 and do /roles pronouns
^
ok thanks
otherwise iāll have to grow a big beard and in a few days put that as a profile picture
could be fun though
bestie what š
yes, you should do it either way
wtf?
lmao....
i think my girlfriendāll kill me if i do that
i would be dead Sheeran
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bread sheeran
i like these jokes
if only 
STOP IT DFHJFGKJDFHKDF
sheerio.
i chose bread
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kek
cursed