2025 Trench Song Battle #3

[swift escarp]

IM SOOOOO JEALOUS

[bold spindle]

OHHHHHAHIEHWNSIIDNS

[swift escarp]

IM SOO JELLY OF HER

AHHDBABD

[daring cedar]

Nahhh

[slate phoenix]

LISTEN TO IT ITS BRILLIABT

[bold spindle]

JELLY

[dire kiln]

LEVEL UP: You are now level 4!

[daring cedar]

Steal it

[swift escarp]

i need that record but now if you look it up its like a hundred fucking bucks

[muted edge]

i had just gotten my paycheck when the fpe vinyls came out

[swift escarp]

im thinkin about ut

[boreal mountain]

Wait I have that SAI variant too, I sold my clear variant after I got it

[slate phoenix]

I’m sorry smithereens I’m voting bandito

[bold spindle]

How did i level up just by saying jelly

[swift escarp]

im so jelly

[bold spindle]

Bro

How

[swift escarp]

i would give up my clancy record for that pretty blue record

[bold spindle]

Real

[daring cedar]

Jelly

[swift escarp]

LOL

[boreal mountain]

What color is your Clancy vinyl

[bold spindle]

Jelly

[swift escarp]

its the black and white one that looks like stripes kinda??

[bold spindle]

Man why are vinyls so expensive

[muted edge]

real

[swift escarp]

ikrrr

[boreal mountain]

Oh that one? That’s lowk kinda ugly you should trade it for the SAI clear blue one

[swift escarp]

i saw a Fleetwood mac record at walmart and god i wanted it

[swift escarp]

i know lmfao

[bold spindle]

I dont even have a record player

[swift escarp]

i didnt want that specific one but my mom ordered it and i mean im happy eith it

[boreal mountain]

Or trade it for the red/yellow splatter Clancy vinyl it’s so cool

[bold spindle]

I only have a radio with a cd player

[swift escarp]

how do i trade lmfao

with who

[bold spindle]

I need tøp tees

[boreal mountain]

You don’t

[swift escarp]

where

[bold spindle]

Idk sadly

[muted edge]

i got a good day dema shirt for $20 on redbubble

[bold spindle]

Nice

[muted edge]

and i wore it to my middle school graduation 😭

[boreal mountain]

Guys which Breach vinyl variants did you preorder

[muted edge]

repping dema i guess

[bold spindle]

So real

Im waiting for the cd to release

[tough venture]

Glad I hopped on it quickly bc I got the FPE one

[boreal mountain]

Yeah me too I’m so psyched

[swift escarp]

i still havent gotten to order it😔

[muted edge]

FPE

[swift escarp]

i do but its kinda on the brink of death

the bluetooth stopped working and it tweaks out a lot

[boreal mountain]

I’m so glad I got on the website in time to also preorder the hazard vinyl I’m probably more psyched for that one

[swift escarp]

YESS

i wanted to preorder it originally

[tender crown]

BANDITOO

[swift escarp]

but um

i didnt get to

[muted edge]

same mine has the lowest quality ever

[swift escarp]

and then they announced it was special

[swift escarp]

REAL

[boreal mountain]

Would you spare hundreds of bucks for it on eBay

[swift escarp]

i was one of the pink ones from walmart

[swift escarp]

brother i only have twenty dollars

thats barely enough to buy the cd😭

[boreal mountain]

Yeah I remember the inkspill vinyl was the first one to sell out so I got the hazard one

[swift escarp]

the one i want is prob sold out by this time

[boreal mountain]

Which one

[swift escarp]

i really liked the one that looked like black and white tye dye

or whatever

one sec i sent a screenshot to me sister

[boreal mountain]

The phantom one or the marble one from blood records

[hollow bridge]

im a bend

im a bendy toe

[muted edge]

i gotta go camping see ya

[swift escarp]

the phantom one I think??

oh damn its not sold out

[boreal mountain]

Yeah I was gonna say if it’s the phantom one that’s still up there

[swift escarp]

i may or may not have spent all my money at hot topic....

[boreal mountain]

Wait a sec there’s a black smoke variant for hot topic

[swift escarp]

i bought three shirts, earrings, and a bookbag forgetting I have a record and cd i wanted

[swift escarp]

omg???)

wait i havent seen it

[boreal mountain]

Wait let me send the ss

Bottom middle

[swift escarp]

shit that one is so cool

i might wait until hot topic has a sale or something and then buy it

[boreal mountain]

Tbh I think the blue smoke indie exclusive is cooler

[swift escarp]

that one is so cool too

hot topic is the most likely to have a sale though

[boreal mountain]

I’m so glad I got the hazard one when I compare it to other vinyls

Like genuinely might be the best vinyl TOP has come out with

[swift escarp]

that one is cool too

[swift escarp]

i still LoOOVVE the sai records

there was a blue and pink one

and there was the clear ones

[boreal mountain]

There are like half the amount of variants for SAI, like 7

[swift escarp]

there were several variants and i didnt get any

[swift escarp]

i know but stillll

sai had such cool records

[prime vortex]

oh guys i so wonder

[swift escarp]

oh wsit

wait

wait

wait

i found the clear blue record for lile twenty dollars

wait its thirty but still not bad

[swift escarp]

ohhh?

[blazing prairie]

Bandito my dearest 🫶

[prime vortex]

which one's gonna win

[swift escarp]

hopefully smithereens

its gonna be bandito though im calling it

everyone loves bandito

[prime vortex]

yeah it was sarcasm in case you didn't notice

[swift escarp]

oh my bad brochacho

im a sucker for love songs unfortunately

except for timh..

its good and all, just my least favorite jenna song

[dense locust]

banditer

[clear narwhal]

Sahlo Folina

[rocky zenith]

Bandito my beloved

[vivid sedge]

Smibitahe

[frigid sinew]

Sadly have to vote bandito

[thin linden]

josh dun sang bandito so

sorry smithereens

[craggy gate]

If I find SOMEONE who choose smitherens... imma come for you and steal ur drums

[thin linden]

unfortunately josh dun did not sing smithereens

or cry to it

so

goodbye

[thin linden]

dont pull a drum lady now

[craggy gate]

If I find ONE who choose smithereens... i might

[split shard]

both are peak but ima choose smithereens coz its close to my heart

but bandito gonna win 100%

[digital parrot]

aw man :(

i love smithereens

and bandito

both are up there

[dawn cosmos]

Bandito is my #2nd crashout song

[hoary raptor]

Bandito

So beautiful and atmospheric

[dusk birch]

same

[lucid wigeon]

Smithereens may be my only auto-skip of all TØP songs

[fickle meteor]

Bandito sweep

[short swallow]

@queen wharf justice for Smithereens

[chilly geyser]

I overplayed smithereens unfortunately

bandito tops it all I fear

[frank jungle]

Banditooooooo 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[crisp glacier]

Sahlo Folina

[flat lagoon]

Sahloooo Folinaaa

[solemn galleon]

in honor of my favorite bracelet ive made to date, bandito 🙂‍↕️

[rocky trench]

I created this world, to feel some control.
Destory it i want, so I sing Sahlooooo Folinaa...
Sahlooo folina....

[sacred helm]

I did

[mystic belfry]

thank god smithereens is gone

[mystic belfry]

ong

[sacred helm]

smithereens is lowkey my top3 if not top1 on album, tho bandito is very close second

I love both

[verbal axle]

bandito clears hard

[woeful owl]

dude bandito is gonna sweep like 19:1

smithereens is getting beat to smithereens

[spark pollen]

Rip smithereens

[young flame]

im voitng for smithreens even though it will probably get annihilated

:(

[woeful owl]

yeah it's going to be kinda sad

poor smithereens

[copper fern]

Do people think it's gonna be that big of an upset? Smithereens is one of the better songs on the album to me

[merry basalt]

Bandito EASILLYYYY

it isn't even a competition

I'm sorry Smithereens

you're getting blown to smithereens

[umbral talon]

BANDITO

[bold spindle]

YUS

[rocky trench]

im a ban-, im a bandito..

[craggy gate]

Say bai to ur drum... and eyebrows

[sacred helm]

EYEBROWS???????

[craggy gate]

Yesh🙂‍↕️

Muegegege

Hehehe

[sacred helm]

WHAT THEYVE DONE TO YOU

[craggy gate]

Muegheheghe

[craggy gate]

I evil >:)

[sacred helm]

I love smithereens to death its my baby I’m sorry I just love it way too much

[craggy gate]

I SAID SO ABOUT KITCHEN SINK IT DIDN'T WIN STILL 3:<

[light furnace]

if bandito doesnt win then i will be greatly dissapointed

[fading coral]

Sahlo Folina will make it win

[unborn forge]

bandito sweep

[compact hound]

My days lie dormant

[merry plover]

BANDITO MY BELOVED

[vivid bison]

ez bandito vote

[boreal mountain]

Real

Bye smithereens, Bandito is superior

[hearty kindle]

bandito ofc

[woeful owl]

guys I think nico be tripping

[uncut lark]

BANDITO SWEEP LETS GO

[languid wigeon]

BANDITO SWEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

PLEASE GUYS PLEASE DONT LET IT GET KNCOKED OUT SO SOON <///3333

[sand sky]

i used to animate to smithereens i have very good memories

bandito will probably win but i vote for the memories

[chrome reef]

i'm a bendy toe

[unreal sedge]

i love smithereens but bandito is perfection

[quick girder]

Smithereens is far worse than any other song on the album

it's insane, I'm vibing to Chlorine and right after my ears are murdered by the sound of Smithereens 😭

Bandito is carried by production, but it's still better

[boreal atlas]

i really like smithereens for the drums but im a bandito fan at heart

[chrome reef]

ok it's not THAT bad

[boreal mountain]

That’s a bit of an exaggeration don’t you think

[umbral talon]

BANDITO #1 ALWAYS

[fallen valve]

YES

YESYEYSYSSYYEYSYS

[visual frost]

Easily bandito wins right 😭

[full stump]

I loveeee Bandito but I'll die with smithereens

[exotic fiber]

Sobs

[queen wharf]

forever smithereens, just as i said uh without the lore smithereens has a chance lyrically

[desert valley]

"Oh boy I can't wait for Smithereens to win Trench song battles!" I said with joys. I was then Bandito'd 57 times