Answer here - #122

[cyan star]

pretend it's still saturday

[frosty ibex]

ok

[rustic silo]

Don’t worry

[ocean cliff]

ok

[north kayak]

fym it is saturday

[hushed raven]

tyler joseph is NOT real believe it or not

[rocky dirge]

n o

[balmy kestrel]

[mortal otter]

"lisa is normal"

[rustic silo]

That your eye will pop out if you sneeze with your eyes open

[fringe rain]

The earth is flat, Bruh! 🌍

[indigo shore]

Whatttttttt

[hushed raven]

yea sorry guys :/

[regal fog]

that tyler joseph cares about our birthdays

that’s my fact

[dull yarrow]

That clancy is dead

[hardy snow]

RYO PFP!

[mystic sierra]

I guess the whole “if you swallow gum it will stay in your stomach for seven years” thing? Still I wouldn’t recommend swallowing gum it would probably be a weird experience

[dull yarrow]

YEAHHHH

[honest patrol]

Dopamine usnt a happy chemical its an adrenaline chemical that lets you feel happy afterwards

[indigo shore]

There actually isnt a song called chlorine 🫣

[bitter basin]

That Josh is actually ned in disguise

[fringe rain]

a tree will grow if you swallow a seed

[mystic sierra]

Well I learned something new today

[hardy snow]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-ryo-yamada-eating-eat-fast-gif-27265014

[unborn wind]

some people think the third song on clancy is called "Backslide" but we all know it's called Backshots 😏

[honest patrol]

YIPPIE YIPPIE

[peak bridge]

No but it can cause serious damage to your eyes

[worthy zephyr]

That yeh Megladon was bigger than blue whales 😭😭. Blue whales are the biggest aquatic animal we have discovered.

[wheat hound]

Gum doesn’t digest in your stomach

[glad silo]

That looking directly wont make u blind (this is his friend, he cant see so said type this.)

[rich cargo]

Midwest Indigo is actually a shade of yellow

[fringe rain]

Looking at a solar eclipse will make you a gigachad? 😐

[pine cedar]

"Jellyfish have brains". They don't and if I remember correctly they don't have hearts either

[hardy snow]

it does

[rustic silo]

Stop.

[worthy zephyr]

Ohh and that queen Elizabeth the 1st covered her face in white paint that started cuz of movies after the term “mask of youth” was created I’m pretty sure

[fringe rain]

@hardy snow nah, it makes you blind just like my friend

[timid raven]

that i was named after a disney princess when in reality the movie came out when i was in ELEMENTARY school 😭

[simple stag]

Carrots domt help vision

[peak bridge]

domt

[mystic sierra]

Just in case you’re wondering how the jellyfish brain thing works

[rich cargo]

Darth Vader actually says "Luke, we're having soft tacos later"

[unborn wind]

stop what? 😂

[simple stag]

Another false fact: you womt start coughing in 3 minutes

[grim tapir]

Cats and dogs don’t just see in black and white like people believe, their vision is similar to colour blindness in humans 😊

[peak bridge]

I've actually been coughing all day 😭

[fringe rain]

Penguins live in the north pole

[simple stag]

Oh someone musta done curse of ra on you alr. Hopefully it cancels out <3

[worthy zephyr]

Kinda known but red panders we’re discovered before panda bears so panda bears arnt real pandas 😭😭

[gilded forge]

That blind people only see black

[mystic sierra]

Didn’t even know that was a thing people thought what

[peak bridge]

I thought that when I was younger

[gilded forge]

Yeah it’s weird🤣

[simple stag]

depends on how the blindness happens actually

[digital panther]

buddy

[autumn wigeon]

Every copy of super Mario 64 is personalized is REAL

[mortal otter]

don't buddy me

[peak bridge]

Screen time isn't necessarily good or bad for you.

[digital panther]

mate

[mystic sierra]

M&M’s don’t cause cancer

[fringe rain]

I knew that! They can see colors similar to yellow and blue. I believe they have Deuteranomaly

[mystic sierra]

My dad needs to hear this

[simple stag]

depression isn't just an excuse to be lazy (WHY DO SO MANY OLDER PEOPLE THINK THIS)

oh, and you can eat and then swim immediately afterwards, that whole thing is a myth

[grim tapir]

Bones aren’t actually as good for dogs as people think, they can splinter and perforate their insides, break their teeth, get stuck in their mouths or cut their gums (I’m a vet student, all my facts are animal related)

[upper basin]

most of the time blind people don’t see just black, legally blind people are mainly just people with low amounts of vision (not saying that it’s all of them, a large majority of the seeing population assumes that if you’re blind you can’t see anything)

[fringe rain]

Screen time, especially when gaming, can improve focus and reaction time

[grim tapir]

They can also see red, just green looks grey to them from what I remember 😂

[mystic sierra]

To be fair, if you’re super full and then start doing a lot of exercise you might not feel good, but yeah there’s no rule you can’t swim right after eating

[fringe rain]

Thats why it is called red-green colorblindness or whatever i had said earlier

[grim tapir]

No, they can see red just not green 😊

[storm geode]

hello answer here-#122'ers

[fringe rain]

Axolotls are fish. They aren't, but actually more similar to axolotls

[peak bridge]

Lmao

[fringe rain]

sorry i meant salamanders

[rich swift]

that beards don’t grows faster after u shave it, it does grow faster everytime u shave it, i didn’t hear about it until AFTER i found out it did

[simple stag]

correct, axolotls are similar to axolotls (sorry couldn't resist)

[peak bridge]

Oh lol

[storm geode]

WAIT WHO WANTS TO SEE MY FAVE FAKE FACT

[rich swift]

ppl are gonna shout at me for this

[simple stag]

me, i do

[frail rain]

rio de janeiro is the true capital of brazil, not sao paolo

[dense spire]

red pandas aren't pandas. they are a type of racoon

[storm geode]

best fake fact

[cunning berry]

"youre not adopted" 🗣️🔥🔥

[frail rain]

this isn’t fake wdym

[digital panther]

as a former scientist, you’re wrong

[rich swift]

brasilia is the true capital i thought?

[storm geode]

oh yeah my bad

[frail rain]

it’s rio de janeiro

[simple stag]

napoleon was average height

[cunning berry]

stalin sure as hell wasnt

[peak bridge]

Fungi are not as related to plants as a lot of people think. They're more closely related to animals than they are plants.

[simple stag]

i didn't know that

[chilly axle]

As a colorblind person, it's just harder to differentiate between colors like blue and purple, because it's harder to detect the red in purple, as an example.
Most colorblind people are surprised when they find out Peanut Butter is brown, not green.

[chilly axle]

I wrote a report on that place :)

[twin geyser]

That nelson mandela went to prison

[rich swift]

synthetic highs

[frail rain]

another fake fact: many people believe glass is a solid but glass is actually just a very slow moving liquid

[peak bridge]

He did go to prison, he just didn't die in prison

[vernal glen]

LEVEL UP: You are now level 2!

[frail rain]

what place

[peak bridge]

I think

[twin geyser]

Brooo

[pure jewel]

Wait brasilia isnt the capital of brazil? I have a map on my room that says so

[chilly axle]

rio?

[true mulch]

this ones a little gross but ||the five second rule actually doesnt exist, germs from the floor come in contact immediately with anything thats dropped||

[frail rain]

this is true

[twin geyser]

Its called the mandela effect for a reason

[rich swift]

atnalta

[frail rain]

you mean river? this is a english speaking server

[frail rain]

atlanta*

[agile prism]

fake news

[simple stag]

glass isn't solid or liquid, it's between them

[frail rain]

i responded to the wrong message i’m sorry

[rich swift]

OMG HI TILT

[chilly axle]

okay pal
what do you want me to call California

[frail rain]

it’s a liquid.

[agile prism]

hi

[rich swift]

nice to see u again

[twin geyser]

Ok lol i was confused

[frail rain]

california is in english already

[chilly axle]

but it has Spanish roots

[frail rain]

but can you answer my question? what place were you talking about

[chilly axle]

nevermind

[frail rain]

how? it was never part of spain

[frail rain]

did you check your source?

[twin geyser]

Oh wait he did go to prison

Robot yoshi u right my bad

[peak bridge]

I double checked, he was sentenced to life in prison after being charged for conspiring to overthrow the state in South Africa but was released 27 years later. He just didn't die from prison. The Mandela effect comes from the fact that people thought that he died in prison

[rich swift]

also, water doesn’t boil past 100°c, it’s boiling point is it’s LIMIT, sure u leave it in longer it bubbles FASTER but it doesn’t get hotter

[twin geyser]

Yea u right lmao

[frail rain]

do you listen to nirvana too?

[twin geyser]

I had my own mandela effect lol

[rich swift]

i only found that out recently lmao

[chilly axle]

no?

[frail rain]

sorry i thought you were mentioning the album never mind by the band nirvana

[simple stag]

scientific american is a valid source

[frail rain]

but what place did you mean earlier? i’m genuinely curious

[frail rain]

and how do you know that

[chilly axle]

Rio de Janeiro
I wrote a report about it in middle school history

[peak bridge]

Another misconception about the Mandela effect! It's only considered the Mandela effect when a large number of people collectively misremember something, not when an individual or small group misremembers. I know you were just trying to make a joke with the Mandela effect, but I think it's interesting so I wanted to point it out

[frail rain]

what did you learn about rio de enero?

[true quail]

why r yall arguing in qotw💀

[twin geyser]

huh. nice

[simple stag]

fair point

[chilly axle]

idk man that report was years ago I done forgot everything

[peak bridge]

I don't think anyone's really arguing

[fringe rain]

List of fake facts:
Cracking Your Knuckles Will Cause Arthritis.
Sugar Makes Kids Hyperactive.
While Mount Everest is the highest mountain above sea level, Mauna Kea is technically the tallest including its underwater portion.
Eating garlic is a mosquito repellent.
Chewing gum takes seven years to digest.
Eating rice makes birds explode.
Chameleons change color to match their surroundings.
We eat eight spiders every year in our sleep.
Bulls hate the color red.
Goldfish have a three-second memory.
We only use around 10% of our brains.
George Washington had wooden teeth.
Pennies dropped from skyscrapers can kill people.
Bats are blind.
Shaving makes hair grow back longer and/or thicker.
Dogs sweat out of their tongue.
Peeing on a jellyfish sting is actually helpful.

Thats all!

[peak bridge]

We just talkin

[frail rain]

i know very few stuff about rio

[twin geyser]

DANG

[frail rain]

i know they speak spanish and that it’s the capital of brazil

that’s all

[simple stag]

the urge to correct strangers on the internet

[fringe rain]

i literally dug through my brain so hard, i drilled a hole

especially the mount everest height

[twin geyser]

permanent brain damage ☠️

[fringe rain]

thats my favorite

[fringe rain]

yeah

[simple stag]

it IS the capitol of brazil, but they actually speak portuguese

[frail rain]

i saw those same facts on a website a couple minutes ago

[peak bridge]

I'm pretty sure the penny from a skyscraper one is true, and I'm pretty sure the shaving one is true

[frail rain]

no buddy they speak spanish

[simple stag]

bruh

[frail rain]

brazil: spanish
portugal: portuguese

[true quail]

lmao what

[twin geyser]

nah both of these were found false

[simple stag]

somebody help me correct this person

[true quail]

no they speak Portuguese

[frail rain]

it’s that simple

[true quail]

they were colonised

[median loom]

lmaooo

[frail rain]

you are incorrect

[true quail]

by Portugal

[simple stag]

I'VE BEEN TO BRAZIL
THEY SPEAK PORTUGUESE

[peak bridge]

I'm pretty sure Brazil's national language is Portuguese

[frail rain]

i wouldn’t be so sure of that

my cousin has been to brazil and he had to learn spanish

[simple stag]

DO LITERALLY ANY RESEARCH BRO

[twin geyser]

pennies by veretasium- and shaving by ray william johnson

[simple stag]

PLEASE

[median loom]

the bait is fire

[fringe rain]

Brazil/Official language
Portuguese

[frail rain]

google is a liar

[fringe rain]

straight from a website

[frail rain]

google is used by many media channels to manipulate the masses

[simple stag]

i'm losing my mind here i have brazilian friends

[wispy smelt]

The Portuguese Royal Family took refuge in Brazil during the Penninsular Wars, I wonder why

[true quail]

ragebait fr

[frail rain]

i don’t trust the internet

[median loom]

the baitttt

[true quail]

stop using it then

please!

[simple stag]

hey what shape is the earth

[frail rain]

round

[true quail]

LMFAOOOO

[frail rain]

im not THAT stupid

[fringe rain]

208 million speak Portuguese

[peak bridge]

Maybe some people speak Spanish there, but the official language in Brazil is Portuguese

[wispy smelt]

.

“Round”

[median loom]

https://tenor.com/view/aah-scream-excited-hype-pumped-gif-16707264

[frail rain]

yes but nowadays they speak spanish

[peak bridge]

Oh! Another fake fact I just thought of.

English is not the national language of the US.

[simple stag]

no?!

[true quail]

the official language is Portuguese because they were colonised & have not shaken off those colonisation ties

[simple stag]

THEY DON'T?

[median loom]

im loving this, keep up the energy guys

[frail rain]

ok i can’t do this to my own country anymore

[wispy smelt]

This has got to be rage bait

[frail rain]

i’m brazilian myself

[twin geyser]

IM SORRY??

[frail rain]

and @simple stag you are WRONG because rio is not the capital of brazil

it’s brasilia

[simple stag]

huh

i didn't actually know that

[twin geyser]

Wait- isn't portugese just advanced spanish?

[wispy smelt]

That’s the only thing you’ve said that’s correct so far

[peak bridge]

Ye. The US actually has no official language listed, tho most everything government related is made in English because it's the most popular language

[median loom]

i like the energy here

[simple stag]

MY BRAIN CELLS

[frail rain]

the us has no official language

[peak bridge]

Ye

[twin geyser]

herhh

[frail rain]

english is the de facto language

[simple stag]

well damn thanks for the info

[frail rain]

yes

[twin geyser]

IM NOT WRONG THO

[twin geyser]

CONFIRMED

[frail rain]

ur completely right

[twin geyser]

LMAOO

[simple stag]

YOU KINDA AREN'T BUT IT'S SO BAD TO THINK ABOUT

[frail rain]

as a portuguese and spanish speaker i can confirm

[true quail]

my interesting false fact is that for some rzn ppl genuinely think dinosaurs were had parents & caretakers

[twin geyser]

THATS WILD

[wispy smelt]

Personal experience doesn’t reign over actual demographics though

[peak bridge]

Wdym by caretakers?

[frail rain]

fun fact brazil has 2 official languages because BSL (brazilian sign language) is considered official

[frail rain]

idc 🗣️

[wispy smelt]

Which is why you’re wrong

[true quail]

just looking after young in general

[chilly axle]

@frail rain sorry I got something mixed up
I actually did a report on Puerto Rico because I thought it was interesting that it was (allegedly) the first established settlement. The country lives as its own individual country under U.S. rule but it is not under U.S. statehood. There's a better way to explain it, but that's a bit I remember from the project. If you need more I can link the slideshow, but this is middle school history and should be taken with a grain of salt.

[wispy smelt]

ty

[frail rain]

🤓

[true quail]

like for example we have fossil evidence of a dinosaur that was like a nanny

[frail rain]

do you speak portuguese?

do you speak spanish?

[wispy smelt]

No

[true quail]

do you lmao

[frail rain]

i don’t think so

[gilded orbit]

Why is Hawaii a state and not Puerto Rico

[frail rain]

i am brazilian i obviously speak portuguese

[chilly axle]

Yo hablo un poco español, pero no mucho.

[twin geyser]

politics

[gilded orbit]

More like why is Hawaii a state

[frail rain]

so it’s an even 50 states and not 51

[wispy smelt]

I know history and human geography though

[frail rain]

it’s all about the aesthetics

[peak bridge]

Oh ok. Well I imagine some did. Just statistically speaking, with how many dinosaur species there was. We also really don't know that much about dinosaurs.

[frail rain]

and you are a gringo trying to speak for me, you should be embarrassed

[wispy smelt]

Insulting me over this is wild

[frail rain]

trying to correct a minority on their PERSONAL beliefs…

[peak bridge]

Hawaii became a state so we could have a military base in the specific

[chilly axle]

also through all the times they have voted amongst themselves for statehood the general population has voted no

[median loom]

the girls are fighting

[frail rain]

how is gringo an insult

[wispy smelt]

I’m a dude

[peak bridge]

when does the kissing start

[frail rain]

what is the problem with being a girl? are you sexist?

[median loom]

right?

[simple stag]

enemies to lovers arc when

[mortal zephyr]

🍿

[wispy smelt]

Now that is wild

[chilly axle]

okay I'm out lol

[frail rain]

do you only see girls as objects? that’s crazy

[wispy smelt]

.

[simple stag]

[peak bridge]

Idk I kinda wanna watch this go down

[median loom]

https://tenor.com/view/strutting-pc-principal-south-park-s22e3-the-problem-with-a-poo-gif-19510488

[true quail]

how chronically online r you

[median loom]

assuming youd be a guy with the name thomas is insensitive

[granite crown]

there is an extremely large misconception that I am British. I have no idea where this came from

[median loom]

PC

[frail rain]

i have some friends from puerto rico yeah it’s a weird relationship

[peak bridge]

Also how do you I'm not a girl

[median loom]

this is wild lmaoo

[frail rain]

cuz you have pronouns in your roles

?

[wispy smelt]

This is embarrassing lol

[peak bridge]

Oh yeah lol

[granite crown]

BLUE HAIR AND PRONOUNCE???

[royal crag]

everyone thinks i’m like 27 or smth bc i have a deep ass voice when i turned 16 like a few months ago

[frozen adder]

The February Revolution happened in march

[mortal zephyr]

Kindergarten in the server rn

[royal crag]

the fact that isn’t true is that i’m 27

[wispy smelt]

Russian calendar yeah

[peak bridge]

Either way that's a crazy thing to accuse some one of out of nowhere lmao

[median loom]

this was the wrong question

[mortal zephyr]

Get it, cuz y’all are a bunch of children

[frail rain]

i’m out here just trolling and you guys going with it

[peak bridge]

Alright I'ma lurk now until it settles down 🍿

[frail rain]

that’s the crazy thing

[true quail]

we know ur trollkmg

[median loom]

thats why its funny

[simple stag]

yea i thought it was obvious it was bait 😭

[true quail]

we called u on ur rage bait like 3 convos ago

[royal crag]

yeah i’m a 6’2” 193 lb kindergartener how tf did you know…

[frail rain]

i know

and yall still getting mad

[mortal zephyr]

I’m very predictable

That’s how I know

[true quail]

bcuz the bait is so bad that u can't help but get mad lmaooo

get better at trolling

[peak bridge]

Doesn't rage baiting break rule 14 or am I gonna get nerd emoji'd

[frail rain]

that means it’s good

[true quail]

nope

[median loom]

personally i think youre just fulfilling the question lmaoo

[true quail]

"Good" rage bait causes actual problems

we all just think ur a bit silly mate

[frail rain]

idk but you getting nerd emojied anyway

[mortal zephyr]

Ragebaiting & trolling is emotional manipulation (I’m talking out my 🍑)

[frail rain]

i am :3

[median loom]

ha

[royal crag]

16 year old kindergarteners rise up

[frail rain]

how did you know i was british

calling me mate

[true quail]

I didn't

[median loom]

the tea

🍵

[mortal zephyr]

We’re gonna rise up

[true quail]

I'm British bbg

[peak bridge]

Rage bait is just annoying more than anything. It's not funny except for the guy doing the baiting.

[mortal zephyr]

I like black tea

[frail rain]

that’s funny cuz im not british

[true quail]

I figured!

[mortal zephyr]

Black tea with honey & milk

[median loom]

lmao

[true quail]

how bored are u

like irl

[frail rain]

what does bbg mean? english is my 3rd language

[frail rain]

very

[royal crag]

babygirl

[frail rain]

i got no homework

[frail rain]

i’m a minor

[median loom]

baby girl 😭

[peak bridge]

bbg = baby girl

[true quail]

it's an abbrevation dor baby girl lmao

[quaint frost]

lmao

[wispy smelt]

crazy

[royal crag]

me too

[true quail]

cacklijg

[frail rain]

so we chill

[median loom]

holy halibut

[true quail]

go do ur math homework

[frail rain]

we gang bro dw

[peak bridge]

People just say it, it's not necessarily a flirting thing

[frail rain]

i got no homework lol

[median loom]

i also have no hw

[true quail]

proud of u for doing it all!

[frail rain]

the us education system is very easy

[royal crag]

i turnded 16 a few month ago

[royal crag]

it’s not.

[peak bridge]

turnded

[wispy smelt]

158 terms in AP world

[mortal zephyr]

I’m fucking old

[wispy smelt]

I’m suffering

[median loom]

the education system sucks

[frail rain]

hey corin can i ask you an actual question

[true quail]

no

[royal crag]

education here sucks

[true quail]

but go on

[wispy smelt]

Take me to Finland fr

[royal crag]

or smth

[median loom]

i need a scandinavian country lmao

[wispy smelt]

Ong

[mortal zephyr]

I’m almost 20 and I have nothing in common with people my age, might as well be an old git

[median loom]

git

[royal crag]

i live in the ghetto so it’s like 2.5 million times worse

[frail rain]

how are british people looking like this on a daily and making punk bands singing about doing riots and killing the queen

[median loom]

LONDON CALLING

[frail rain]

true!

[wispy smelt]

Taylor’s new album was mid ngl

[frail rain]

if i cared about school id stay in brazil

[royal crag]

shit was bad

[median loom]

i couldnt get through it

[mortal zephyr]

THE SEX PISTOLS WERE A PUBLICITY STUNT BAND

[frail rain]

i came here to work on my english

[mortal zephyr]

DON’T TELL ME ANYTHING DIFFERENT

[true quail]

classism!

[median loom]

sex pistols!

[frail rain]

i was talking about blur not sex pistols but yeah they qualify for that i guess

[mortal zephyr]

Though I can’t argue that record is banging

[royal crag]

english and spanish are both my first language

[true quail]

fucking love blur god

[frail rain]

thanks!

[true quail]

icons

[mortal zephyr]

Nevermind The Bollocks

[steel fern]

this is the mask they hide behind they turn into punk bands and hate thr queen anonymously and in secret

[frail rain]

same

do you guys still do the accent when no one is around

[median loom]

a lot of people think the sky is blue, its actually a light purple that our pupils cant grasp the reality of

[mortal zephyr]

I’m more of a post-punk enjoyer

[frail rain]

i see

[true quail]

I don't have an accent

[frail rain]

sorry for ruining your cover

[true quail]

I just miss out t's

[steel fern]

IM NOT BRITISH

[mortal zephyr]

I like Joy Division, The Cure, The Chameleons, etc

[steel fern]

im half british

[mortal zephyr]

I’m mostly British

[true quail]

"half british"

[frail rain]

the british police doesn’t get mad at you?

[median loom]

how tf are you half british

[steel fern]

its called genetics doofus

[mortal zephyr]

Being born somewhere else but having family from Britain

[true quail]

only on chewsdays

[mortal zephyr]

Idk

[median loom]

wAuhter

[frail rain]

do you got a loicense for that?

[true quail]

nah mate I haven't passed those exams yet

[mortal zephyr]

I like Manchester bands mostly

[frail rain]

i like brazilian bands

[median loom]

shOw me ya hands boss, liverpool win got me 20 quid

[royal crag]

mexican and italian american accents on top

[frail rain]

praise national music!

unless you are american

[royal crag]

Mexican alternative music is the best

[median loom]

the italian americans, stand up

[frail rain]

does italian south american count

[royal crag]

i’m like quarter italian

[true quail]

incorrect, never happened, you'd just get murked in Liverpool instead

[royal crag]

mainly mexican though

explains why i’m so fucking white sometimes

[median loom]

i got mugged in liverpool [emotional] not clickbait

[vernal glen]

LEVEL UP: You are now level 16!

[mortal zephyr]

Mexican goth bands where?

[true quail]

LMFAOOOO

[median loom]

NO WAY THATS THE MESSAGE FUCK U NICO

[mortal zephyr]

I NEED TO KNOW

[true quail]

I WOULD NOT NE SUPRISED

[median loom]

LMFAO

[frail rain]

chelsea is the biggest club in london

[true quail]

up the rah

[frail rain]

goodbye

[royal crag]

getting MUGGED in LIVERPOOL (GONE WRONG) (COPS CALLED) (EMOTIONAL)

[median loom]

it sucks im an arsenal fan though

[mortal zephyr]

I NEED MEXICAN GOTH BANDS

[true quail]

fuckin ell

[vernal glen]

LEVEL UP: You are now level 2!

[median loom]

LMFAOOO

[true quail]

slay

[royal crag]

i need mexican goth women

[true quail]

low level mfer

[median loom]

not nico coming for the brits

[true quail]

ong

watch his bloody manners

[median loom]

he just knows

[mortal zephyr]

And I mean real goth, not e-girl e-boy type shit

[median loom]

all seeing

[royal crag]

i had one but i lost it

[median loom]

does anyone here know who kim dracula is

[mortal zephyr]

Yes

Not a fan personally

[grim tapir]

I’m aware how it works in people, I have family that are colour blind, that’s not how it works in cats and dogs though. They just don’t have all 3 cones like people do, they only have 2

[mortal zephyr]

But if that’s your cup of tea then be my guest

[median loom]

its not, i just find his music videos funny

[true quail]

cup of tea??? British reference???

[mortal zephyr]

PLEASE

[median loom]

and the fact that he dresses like a ship admiral

literally looks like my grandpa in the navy

[grim tapir]

No it isn’t 😂

[agile prism]

you look so dumb right now ahahah ahahahahah

[royal crag]

is everyone in here from the country with no air conditioning or proper dental care that colonized like 25% of the world over a literal skill issue (britain)

[median loom]

godamn

[chilly axle]

chat is this real

[mortal zephyr]

Kim Dracula to metal is what TX2 is to pop punk

[median loom]

no

preach

[mortal zephyr]

Also TX2 objectifying goth people is disgusting and vile

[royal crag]

chat i love my british homies dw

[agile prism]

i think kim dracula is silly

[true quail]

our dental care is actually fine hope this helps

we also have free health care ❤️

[royal crag]

sureeee

surrrreeeeeeee

[median loom]

the british people are crunchy and thats what so alluring. like somethings not right and its kinda cute

[agile prism]

i don't really care for them but i saw them live

[mortal zephyr]

I follow the teachings and ethics of the traditional 80’s goths

[true quail]

awww thank u!

[royal crag]

what the fuck is a health care

[median loom]

🫶

FREE HEALTHCARE

imagine getting free healthcare 😭

[mortal zephyr]

Universal, it’s not free

[true quail]

it's not in a great state lmfao but yk

[median loom]

not in corins britain apparently

[true quail]

MY BRITAIN ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[royal crag]

because I SURE AS HELL DON’T HAVE IT RAAAAHHHHH ❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍💙💙💙🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 IM SO AMERICAN THAT I BLEED RED WHITE AND BLUE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪💪 Doctor told me it was stage 3 pancreatic cancer and that i had 6 months to live. So i told him to shut his COMMIE MOUTH RAAAAAHHHH ❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍🤍🤍🤍💙💙💙💙🦅🦅🦅🦅🔫🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶

[median loom]

HOORAH BROTHER

[true quail]

the average British mind (me) can't comprehend this

[manic bramble]

🦅

[mortal zephyr]

ANARCHISM

[manic bramble]

SCREEEEE

[median loom]

https://tenor.com/view/godblessamerica-america-usa-gif-1955659946067674628

[manic bramble]

RAHHH

[mortal zephyr]

FOLLOW NOBODY, ONLY YOURSELF, DOWN WITH THE CROWN, DOWN WITH THE PM, DOWN WITH THE PRESIDENT

[true quail]

[median loom]

OH THATS A FUN THING THAT ACTUALLY APPLIES TO THE CHAT

[royal crag]

this entire country is a failed colonization attempt

[manic bramble]

Britain failed because they underestimated how epic we were

[mortal zephyr]

There can’t be new growth without destruction of the old

[median loom]

so the screech you hear over the bald eagle sound is a hawk because the eagle actually sounds really whimpy

[mortal zephyr]

The true order, is disorder

[median loom]

thats my contribution to the chat

[manic bramble]

And we had the financial backing of the French

[true quail]

LMAOOOO

THATS UR NATIONAL ANIMAL

[median loom]

im in film, i know these things now

[mortal zephyr]

Chaos is the natural order of things

[quiet mantle]

I remember having that exact thing as my pfp

False fact: you always sneeze more than once

[manic bramble]

I mean, eagles sound pretty cool. Ever heard em in the wild?

[median loom]

yes it is in fact our national animal

[median loom]

i have actually, they nest in the marshes around my area

[manic bramble]

They may not sound like the meme

But they still have a cool sound

[grim tapir]

How? Atlanta spelled backwards is atnalta 😂

[mortal zephyr]

This is in fact false I have in fact sneezed 5 times in a row

[royal crag]

britain spain and france are nothing compared to america

[median loom]

they sound cool, but its not the screech. im mostly talking about those squeaky noises they make alot

[manic bramble]

Kind of a trill? Would that be the right word?

[median loom]

yeah, sounds right

[quiet mantle]

OK well let me rephrase

[mortal zephyr]

I mean the false fact is true

[grim tapir]

Nope 🇳🇿

[median loom]

when my dad sneezes 7 times in a row while driving i find myself seeing the gates

[royal crag]

new zealand is fucking based

[median loom]

i love nz shush

the accent makes me happy

[royal crag]

it’s not too australian

[true quail]

my mum's reccord is 11 i think

[royal crag]

but it’s not too british

it’s like a better british accent

[true quail]

I won't even argue w that

[royal crag]

honestly australians are fucking cool Way too overhated

[median loom]

i like to explain the accents like this

[true quail]

British pol hate British accents more than anyone else

don't EVER put me in a room w a scouser, I'll get violent sorry

[mortal zephyr]

The Manchester accent is the best accent

Don’t come for me alright

[median loom]

england - british, australian - texas british, new zealand - australian texas

[grim tapir]

Ahaha I’m a dual citizen, both Australian and a kiwi. But I relate more to the kiwi side 😊

[median loom]

nott he scousers

[true quail]

do y know anywhere else in the UK /j

[mortal zephyr]

The Wiggles is the best Australian band ever

[tawny moth]

wtf is a scouser

[median loom]

as i have an active scouser as my pfp womp

[true quail]

Liverpool

someone from Liverpool

[tawny moth]

oh

[true quail]

judging u

[median loom]

they say boss alot in liverpool dont they

[mortal zephyr]

Manser’s Shaw, River Thames, Bexhill, Battle, Hastings

[median loom]

thats what i heard from over here in merica

[true quail]

we say boss everywhere

[grim tapir]

NZ is nothing like Texas, have you ever been there? Also (I don’t really care myself) but most kiwis have an aneurism when someone calls them an Aussie 😂

[tawny moth]

its like

a ratio

[median loom]

im talking accents. to me thats how i categorize

[tawny moth]

nz is to australia as texas is to the us

[median loom]

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

[grim tapir]

Not at all, I’m both kiwi and Aussie 😂

[median loom]

https://tenor.com/view/jodie-comer-killing-eve-gif-25234389

[true quail]

thats the most American list of things from the UK to know loke rver

[true quail]

VALID!!!!!!

(I have not watched killing eve)

[tawny moth]

i was just in nz actually

for spring break

[grim tapir]

I mean to each their own I guess! Personally I think the kiwi accent is a cross between Aussie and South African 😊

[median loom]

lmaoo they put it on netflix again and i started watching

[grim tapir]

I’m there every year

[royal crag]

was bouta say how is it like texas to aussies

[median loom]

but shes a scouser, not u breaking rules

[royal crag]

bc texas is like the most american state

[true quail]

I planed to watch it but it was right around the time of the ending so I politely opted out

[median loom]

couldve been a worse choice

[true quail]

Well I ain't in a room w her

[royal crag]

yall don’f know america at all

[true quail]

or I would get violent

only if their accent is thick

[royal crag]

how big do you guys think alaska is

[median loom]

💀

big

[royal crag]

do you think it’s bigger or smaller than texas

[true quail]

smaller

[royal crag]

it’s bigger than fucking germany

[median loom]

isnt texas biigger

[royal crag]

nowhere close

[tawny moth]

texas is also like its own thing culturally texas is like florida kind of

[royal crag]

texas can fit in there like 2 or 3 times

[true quail]

texas scares me

[royal crag]

alaska is so fucking big dude

[median loom]

i live on the eastern side, i dont associate with the texans

[royal crag]

you could take a four hour road trip and you would still in the same portion of the state

[median loom]

they scare me

[tawny moth]

i’m in the south 🤑

[royal crag]

i’m in Cali

[true quail]

thats like crazy

[mortal zephyr]

Here’s another answer..the Cuckoo Brow inn in Far Sawrey Ambleside

[median loom]

alaska ihas all that yukon

[royal crag]

right by the border in the ghetto

[narrow magnet]

fact: I am not batman

[true quail]

fuck is that

[tawny moth]

i’m in atl

[true quail]

dawg u could've just said like

crumpets

[royal crag]

been to alaska 3 times have yet to see yukon with my own eyes 😢

[median loom]

east coast

[mortal zephyr]

A specific place

[true quail]

or affordable loaves of bread, that's british

[median loom]

i saw the yukon vicariously through the books of jack london

but thats it

and river monsters with jeremy wade

[tawny moth]

places rly far north fascinate me

[median loom]

YO

[tawny moth]

RIVER MONSTERS

I LOVE IT

[median loom]

the best thing the british ever gave us was jeremy fucking wade

[royal crag]

river monsters

[tawny moth]

real

[median loom]

i heart you

[tawny moth]

:)

[median loom]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-wade-fish-on-fishing-gif-14304213

[royal crag]

the best thing the scottish gave us was gordon fucking ramsay and the best thing the british gave us was jeremy fucking wade

[grim tapir]

I have to drive 19 hours to get to my closest capital city, the closest city is 4 hours away (in Queensland)

[true quail]

hate him

[median loom]

the best things the scots gave us was billy connelly

[royal crag]

hate who

[median loom]

meridas fucking dad

[true quail]

Gordon ramsey

[median loom]

he is the best scot

[tawny moth]

like longyearbyen or the northwest territories or greenland or yakutia

[royal crag]

he’s surprisingly nice outside of the kitchen

apparently

[median loom]

https://tenor.com/view/ironfoot-ring-pig-swine-charge-gif-22227628

[true quail]

Best thing Scots gave is httyd

[median loom]

THIS GUY IS MY FAV SCOT

[mortal zephyr]

Or how about the View From A Hill with the monument in Tandle Hill Park

[royal crag]

he’s just a dick in the kitchen because those people are all fucking disorganized like 90% of the time and he’s way too used to it

[median loom]

BILLY CONNELY STAND UP

MERIDAS DAD AND THORIN OAKENSHEILDS COUSIN

https://tenor.com/view/disney-pixar-brave-princess-merida-king-fergus-gif-15705939

[grim tapir]

The fact that he rides a pig is just 👌🏼

[tawny moth]

like idk its so cool and the vibe is totally different than here

[true quail]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-stoick-how-to-train-gif-24683704

icon

[median loom]

yeah but no one likes gerard butler lmao

character is amazing, the guy is meh. he fucked up the phantom of the opera

[grim tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/what-haa-gif-25556998

I feel like anybody that comes here to add their not-fact is going to be like

[mortal zephyr]

Shoutout to Elizabeth Fraser from Cocteau Twins

[median loom]

shoutout to juicy fruit

it makes me feel smthn

[mortal zephyr]

Shoutout to the posters you get with records

[timid ruin]

chocolate milk is from brown cows

[mortal zephyr]

Strawberry milk is from…errr

[median loom]

pink coos!

[mortal zephyr]

Hmm

Inch resting

[pseudo cliff]

That they are brothers

[sharp flicker]

That they were/are pilots

[distant bone]

the sun is yellow

[haughty cosmos]

sugar makes you hyper

[mortal zephyr]

Sugar gives you nightmares

[torpid frigate]

that melbourne australia is pronounced “melbin” no matter what accent you have. that is stupid it’s literally only pronounced that way because of the australian accent the american pronunciation is “melburn” I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL (just to be clear “melborn” is wrong in any accent)

[oak tiger]

that life gets better

[sharp seal]

Sokovia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Slavinia, and Slavonia have no correlation

[dapper crest]

transylvania is made-up (it's not)

[polar willow]

Planes is a Pixar movie, but that just more pisses me off a bit

[quartz compass]

blood isnt blue inside your body, your veins are blue. it doesnt turn red when exposed to oxygen

[ember sparrow]

Ok

[unique forge]

we painting the town?

[iron pulsar]

this is number 122

[mortal zephyr]

That Canada is peaceful country..which is not true

[steel fern]

qotw still feels like a relatively new thing but its been going on for over two yesrs

[amber zephyr]

Thicker bottomed windows are because people have brains, and when they were bad at making windows perfectly flat they would put the thick bit at the bottom...cuz...duhh 😂

[simple stag]

Tomatoes are a fruit, not a vegetable.

[median loom]

fish are friends, not food

[vocal kindle]

many people think that shaving (e.g. beard) causes it to grow thicker-better hair. But it doesn't work that way...

best fact I could think of right now

[simple stag]

There's a common misconception that "bees can only sting you once and then they die" and "wasps can sting you multiple times"

This is a very broad generalization. While the wasp part is certainly true 99% of bee species can also sting you as many times as they want. Only honey bees, specifically, have barbed stingers.

[celest mist]

69% of facts are made up

[drifting arch]

hoboma

[simple stag]

That santa doesn't exist

[hardy snow]

https://tenor.com/view/from-santa-bale-bateman-gif-24253631

[simple stag]

Exactly

If Santa isn't real who puts presents under the tree

[pine cedar]

It’s me 😳 takes hours and sometimes the reindeer need a snack break

[simple stag]

Omg you're santa

[tame knoll]

Josh actually does exist. Despite popular belief, Josh Dun is a very real human and is in fact not imaginary

[quaint frost]

"josh dun is real" no this is propoganda being spread by the mods in the server to keep us from referencing our favorite piece of literature

[tame knoll]

Josh Dun deniers will try to tell you otherwise but there have been multiple sightings of Josh Dun across multiple cities and in some cases even countries

Make sure you can spot false information, many people don’t always have your best interest in mind. Some tell tale signs of misinformation surrounding Josh Dun’s legitimacy tend to use phrases such as propaganda and referring to a specific story that shall not be mentioned

While Josh Dun is a real human being, people usually assume that this means Tyler Joseph is also a real human. He is in fact actually a bunch of rats in a trench coat

[frozen adder]

SaI is a bad album

[dense spire]

Cats can also see part of the ultraviolet light spectrum

[dense spire]

It grows faster, but not thicker. If you are tan when you are usually white, and get your skin replaced, it would be white again.

Aka your hair is bleached due to sunlight and other exposures

My own myth:

Pandas aren't actually herbivores, but are omnivores. The bamboo is their main source of food, but they also eat honey and small rodents, if they are nearby and the panda isn't being lazy (which is rare)

[vocal kindle]

what do you mean skin replaced? 😳

[dense spire]

I fought it a lot, and it seems a lot like flesh is all I've got

[dense spire]

I was thinking of that lyric

But I was also thinking of sun-burns

[outer totem]

apple music is the 2nd most used streaming service worldwide

[jade surge]

grass is real

[fallow karma]

I heard “I know we stand” when it was actually “I know where you stand”

[muted girder]

birds being genuine animals (/j)

[lime void]

this is going to make some people mad but... joshler IS NOT REAL LMAOOO 👀🤣

[topaz quail]

YEAH, I AGREE, THEY HAVE WIVES

[manic citrus]

False fact: each genetic trait is only caused by one gene and one gene only does one thing

(The truth is that most traits are caused by multiple genes and each gene does many things)

[bold oxide]

Your tongue has defined regions that each taste different types of flavor

[tepid lichen]

Welp... You (un)learn something every day

[simple stag]

you cant sip on straight chlorine

chlorine is a GAS

what tyler really means is "chlorinating liquid"

[simple stag]

He's puffing on chlorine

He vapes it

[quaint frost]

velmas vapes