Song Battle #38

[vapid nova]

isnt that a theory?

[novel axle]

Voldsoy is too small to be New Zealsnd

[wild tulip]

well, it's not a theory that they're the exact same shape, but the continent comparisons are all speculative anyhow

[vapid nova]

👍

[vapid nova]

you never know 🤷

[novel axle]

Omigosh 🤯

[wild tulip]

crazy ik

[gray depot]

this was driving me crazy cause it was an odd amount but theres an even amount of songs but you missed the judge also and i missed it like 3 times when counting

[vapid nova]

ive been eating jellybeans for like 2 hours i feel like im gonna throw up

[novel axle]

I’m gonna show Nico that picture

[vapid nova]

vote screen before i die on my floor of candy intake

[gray depot]

screen causes overdoses, vote hoty

[vapid nova]

💀

[river pond]

love both. but screen is more personal to me

[tranquil acorn]

i love them both 😭

[sharp furnace]

SCREEN DEFENDER FOREVER

[wicked ember]

LEVEL UP: You are now level 2!

[sharp furnace]

MY SOUL SONG

[glacial ridge]

Omg is Dema a huge Coconut Sharks in the Water reference /j

[hallow garnet]

Real

[terse steeple]

lol missed 2 songs so we're back at even rip

so round 1 will be over in 10 days

no

5 days

math

10 songs left 5 days

[gaunt bone]

HOTY

i won’t even hesitate

[fluid umbra]

Yeah ez pick

[terse steeple]

hoty is the one fan favorite vessel that I will never fight against

[dusty arch]

🫡

[terse steeple]

hoty and migraine are the toppest of the top top tier

[wild tulip]

voting screen because it has no chances even though I like holding onto you more

🙏

[onyx lake]

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-stare-what-slow-turn-turn-gif-22154490

[tribal hawk]

i was trying to summon poot

[onyx lake]

you summoned my rage /hj

[wild tulip]

realest reaction

[queen field]

it doesnt work anymore i dont think

[dusty arch]

yea we spammed it too much

[fading saddle]

Screen ez

[soft aspen]

y'all killed leave the city i give up

[gaunt bone]

Mb

[novel axle]

Cause redecorate is better

[golden current]

this one is ez

[low yoke]

hoty easily wins

[dusk needle]

HOTY overrated screen all the way

[wicked ember]

LEVEL UP: You are now level 1!

[devout pagoda]

wheres the updated song list

[cold slate]

looking at this

looks like RaB will take the round 1 Ls with the least surviving songs

[harsh bridge]

seems like it

[gray depot]

probably unless shy away and good day both lose

[harsh bridge]

no way be concerned AND car radio are going to win

[cold slate]

nah it's Joever for RaB to make any more than 2 wins

[gray depot]

i dont really think be concerned has a chance of winning unless its against twenty four

[cold slate]

Car Radio RaB is meh and be Concerned is 🤮

[harsh bridge]

after this round, vessel is done

[cold slate]

one of the worst songs ever and the featured guy can't get over the song AT ALL

[gray depot]

i have 3 plays of be concerned 💀

[static garden]

I like twenty four

[gray depot]

i dont think twenty four is bad, it just seems like a lot of people havent even listened to it

and the people that did thought it was meh

also its a cover so its probably gonna lose no matter what

[static garden]

Yeah

[gray depot]

be concerned is the first track where i'll actually have to go back and listen to it to give an opinion cause its been years since ive heard it

[static garden]

Idek if I’ve heard be concerned, I heard a lot of hate on it so I’m pretty I skipped it

Or just complaints about it

[gray depot]

its just fine

its a mediocre song

who will be the first person to come defend be concerned

[vapid nova]

nose goes

cause its not i

[static garden]

Do be concerned defenders exist

[gray depot]

okay while looking for the lyrics to be concerned i see that jocef apparently released a song called "Be Concerned" in 2021

which samples the chorus of be concerned

and his verse

[vapid nova]

the nord synth in chlorine is shaking my car

[gray depot]

i feel kinda bad for him, only being known for having a verse on an album that tyler pretends doesnt exist

[novel axle]

I proudly exist and claim it’s the best song on RAB

And it’s kinda heat ngl

[static garden]

I just listened to it for the first time in my life and it was ok

[harsh bridge]

best song on rab? no way

[gray depot]

yeah that was my thought hearing it again

it sure is okay

[static garden]

so slowtown or kitchen sink doesn’t exist to you 😂

Or even glowing eyes?

[novel axle]

Ah slowtown, the worst song on RAB

Kitchen sink is the second best

[harsh bridge]

are you okay?

[novel axle]

Glowing eyes is meh asf

[novel axle]

No not really 😭

[vapid nova]

worst on rab — lovely, glowing eyes, be concerned, clear, two, and all the vessel versions

[gray depot]

what ive learned from song battles is every song has at least 1 avid defender, even the songs i thought no one cared about (rab trees)

[vapid nova]

everything else is fine

[gray depot]

thats most of the album

[vapid nova]

exactly

[static garden]

how is glowing eyes bad?

[gray depot]

well you cant say half of the album is the worst on the album

[novel axle]

I don’t count any of the RAB version vessel songs, but Clear and BC are two of the best on RAB

[vapid nova]

uhhh yes i can aktually

🤓☝️

[novel axle]

It’s really cheesy like House of Gold and Formidable.

[static garden]

Ladidada Ladidadida

Ladidada Ladidada
Ladidada Ladidadida
Ladidada Ladidaa

[gray depot]

ive also learned that everyone hates house of gold

[vapid nova]

i hate that part

[novel axle]

Exactly that’s why

It’s still better than Formidable tho

[vapid nova]

i also dont like the piano

[static garden]

it’s the best part

[gray depot]

bounce man defender out here like "nah thats too silly"

[novel axle]

*worst

[vapid nova]

formidable is way better than garage band pilots

[novel axle]

I like bounce man too 😭

[gray depot]

formidable is literally garage band pilots

[vapid nova]

👀

[gleaming haven]

two aint on the album tf

[vapid nova]

how 💀

[static garden]

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh is the worst part

[novel axle]

Formidable is literally the worst top song

[vapid nova]

its associated enough

[gray depot]

i mean im not sure id go that far but ive just liked it less and less since it came out

[gleaming haven]

no

[vapid nova]

wow hot take

[gleaming haven]

false

false info

[gray depot]

formidable is in my bottom 5 probably though

[novel axle]

It’s the worst song, and I will have that engraved on my gravestone

[static garden]

I think never take it is worse

[vapid nova]

never take it is the worst song on sai imo

[gray depot]

two technically isnt on the main album but it still counts really

[vapid nova]

say that louder for lisa (bounce man orange)

[static garden]

Saying two isn’t part of rab is like saying blood isn’t part of black parade

[shadow lotus]

holding on to you

my first ever tøp song

[vapid nova]

ahh perfect

[gray depot]

always the yelling with you

[shadow lotus]

like i was saying it’s my first ever tøp song so holding on to you

but screen still good

[vapid nova]

just a 4 song EP would make me happy

[novel axle]

WOW SELECTIVE

[vapid nova]

i dont like rab 😭

[shadow lotus]

RAB is mid

[novel axle]

You cut out Two but left slowtown smh

[shadow lotus]

mid at best

[static garden]

I mean I can pull a twenty one pilots and repeat something and gradually get louder

[vapid nova]

i know theres a defense for the lyrics and how important the album is, and i love reading the lyrics as like poems, but i cant listen to an hour of janky synths

just me, but idk

[shadow lotus]

yeah fr

[gray depot]

which is why we need a remaster

[vapid nova]

same with npi

[shadow lotus]

they have so many better albums though

like

[vapid nova]

if we get a remaster, i will take back every bad thing ive ever said about rab

[shadow lotus]

i think people only like that album bc it isn’t mainstream

[novel axle]

Rab is better than Blurry hot take

[gray depot]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-spongebob-gif-10458386

[novel axle]

I’m gonna get crucified for that

[vapid nova]

i feel like RAB give off “its different, im so quirky” energy but the lyrics are just

so i cant take it seriously

[novel axle]

Blurry has 5 good songs RAB has 7

[gray depot]

i wouldnt be so harsh on rab if self titled didnt come right before it

like clearly he knows how to mix songs

so what happened

[vapid nova]

this. this is all i needed

[static garden]

Excuse me?

[vapid nova]

like bro forgot music

[novel axle]

I said my words

[vapid nova]

typical rab defender 🥱

[static garden]

Blurryface has 13 good songs

[novel axle]

But NPI is better than both

[vapid nova]

not today sucks, ill say it now. i always skip it

[novel axle]

WDBWOT? NOT TODAY?!

[gray depot]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-spongebob-gif-10458386

[vapid nova]

ah, the ragebait is strong with this one

[static garden]

The only song I left out was tear in my heart

[vapid nova]

that fucking gif i stg 😭

[novel axle]

Tonight is better than LANE BOY OR FAIRLY LOCAL

And TB Saga is better than WDBWOT

[vapid nova]

clancy is delulu

[novel axle]

I forgot TIMH sucks and I’m in a relationship

[fallow kelp]

clancy certainly has some takes

[static garden]

WDBWOT my second favorite on blurryface

[novel axle]

Hole in the Ground is one of the best Tyler Joseph songs ever lyrically

[novel axle]

💀 lmao

[static garden]

NPI is actually really good

[novel axle]

it’s great

[static garden]

Drown is probably best npi song

[harsh bridge]

my vote goes to screen

[dusty arch]

hold up

two is NOT on rab 😭

who lied to yall

[gray depot]

its considered part of the "newsletter edition" of rab

[torpid cedar]

Tonight is SO GOOD

[novel axle]

It’s just truth

[harsh bridge]

wasn't two on some cd copies of rab?

[gray depot]

no

it was just sent out as part of their newsletter thing for free

[harsh bridge]

source: twenty one pilots wiki

[novel axle]

It’s not on my CD RAB smh

[gray depot]

the wiki says it was part of the "newsletter edition", which isnt an actual release

[gleaming haven]

literally

[gray depot]

the tracks were sent out for free with their newsletter around the time rab released

[novel axle]

But I want it cause it’s a good track

[dusty arch]

also it would be here if it was

[gray depot]

two and house of gold are kinda like time to say goodbye

[gleaming haven]

the
ory

[gray depot]

id consider time to say goodbye sorta part of self titled but not officially

[gleaming haven]

house of gold ???

[gray depot]

yeah rab house of gold

[gleaming haven]

oh yea well

[gray depot]

i mean we even call it rab house of gold

even though its not technically on the album

[novel axle]

Goner isn’t on there it’s not fair

[gray depot]

not today and goner are no longer part of blurryface

[novel axle]

I need goner smh

[dusty arch]

🧍‍♀️ and what if ur right

[harsh bridge]

goner and not today were part of blurryface when it came out

[gray depot]

Tyler deleted the files

If you listen to them you'll be sued by Warner music

[static garden]

Time to say good bye is part of the 6 song Johnny boy ep

[harsh bridge]

not just red tape, they'll delete the whole album

[static garden]

Time to say goodbye didn’t make it on the album because of copyright issues so it was supposed to be on the album

[novel axle]

What

goner is fire

[static garden]

True

[harsh bridge]

love goner

[novel axle]

DONT LET ME BEEEEEE

[dusty arch]

come get me then @ warner music

[novel axle]

Oh 😭

Oh no Warner is typing

[harsh bridge]

they got us

[gray depot]

RUN

[novel axle]

Ay don’t play Goner or else and we’re not gonna release RAB ever

[static garden]

[harsh bridge]

nooo FBR please release rab someday maybe most likely never

[novel axle]

No RAB for you

[static garden]

[novel axle]

And we decided to raise ticket prices without Tyler and Josh knowing

And we deleted all the files of No Phun Intended, no one likes it anyway

[static garden]

dies of rab not being ever released

[novel axle]

Good, we don’t want our musicians’ fans to be happy

Have you ever met a happy Panic! fan?

[harsh bridge]

i never met a panic fan

[static garden]

No because there is no panic! Anymore

[wicked ember]

LEVEL UP: You are now level 1!

[novel axle]

Exactly they don’t exist, we wiped them all out

[novel axle]

That is our final goal with all of our artists

[naive remnant]

panic fans are just depressed lol

[static garden]

dances depressingly to slowtown

[novel axle]

No more slowtown

[snow zealot]

Your artists?

[gray depot]

Uh oh

[novel axle]

We’re actually gonna sue anyone who puts unreleased Twenty One Pilots music as a podcast on Spotify

[novel axle]

Yes they are my artists

[snow zealot]

But we own you so they are our artists. We will be contacting your manager for spreading misinformation in this server.

[static garden]

Hey hey wouldn’t it be great great if you could just release rab

[novel axle]

We are a more specialized segment of you, and it is harder for artists to become part of our group

Therefore higher musical quality, such as Twenty One Pilots over Linkin Park

[novel axle]

No

[static garden]

Ok fine

[novel axle]

Go illegally pirate copies of it or something

[static garden]

Great idea

[novel axle]

I won’t do anything about the crime, in fact I will actively encourage it, since I will not make anything easy for fans of our artists

[pulsar patrol]

man, what version is this

[gray depot]

https://tenor.com/view/19dollar-fortnite-card-among-us-amogus-sus-red-among-sus-gif-20549014

[static garden]

You better not give my favorite band to fueled by ramen

[snow zealot]

We will never give our artists away to corrupt labels!

[vapid nova]

I AM CURRENTLY BEING FUELED BY RAMEN

[static garden]

[dusty arch]

ASHER

[snow zealot]

We have heard what you have said and we will be at your place of residence shortly.

[dusty arch]

[snow zealot]

We apologize for any commotion you may cause.

[terse steeple]

since when did top leave fbr

[atomic minnow]

they left fbr?

i thought they were still with fbr

[gray depot]

they didnt

[terse steeple]

then whys the merch through wbr

[gray depot]

warner own fbr

[terse steeple]

okok

[glass wedge]

Hoty is gonna sweep

[ember sorrel]

Lol

[glass wedge]

"tie a noose around your mind, loose enough to breathe fine and tie it
to a tree tell it 'you belong to me
this ain't a noose this is a leash
and I have news for you you must obey ME'"
Voting hoty solely for that verse 🗣️

Those lyrics have legitimately gotten me through sleepless nights when the unwanted thoughts wouldn't shut up

[wild tulip]

my favorite part is the whole "lean with it rock with it" thing

*making fun of "lean wit it rock wit it"
10/10 on the fun-to-rap ability and 10/10 on the slander
really all you need in life

[light fossil]

HELP

oh wait

I am clanxy

Clan y

Clan y

Clanxy

Clancy

Clanxme

[glass wedge]

What

[light fossil]

Clanxy

[atomic minnow]

wait hold on is that like the actual top account

dis u?

[light fossil]

CLANCY

[glass wedge]

Yeah the official really sells it /j /s

[atomic minnow]

oh hey a name twin

woah thats cool

this is real?

[light fossil]

I am one twenty pilots

[atomic minnow]

dang thats cool

[atomic minnow]

oh hello there

[light fossil]

hello

[atomic minnow]

hello tyler and josh

do you remember the name of the one of the people who drove for you during the bandito tour

well his name is buddy (kenny) and hes my cousin

so yeah my cousin drove for you guys

your music is awesome btw tyty for it

[dusty arch]

val….

u can trick them but you can’t trick me 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[atomic minnow]

lmao it isnt actually them is it

[hidden pelican]

Why we got a poser in chat acting all official like

[atomic minnow]

just watching things go down

nah but fr

i assumed they were fake... tyler and josh dont have an official account im pretty sure, just bathtubtyler and they engage in conversation way more

[deep lintel]

yall...

[hidden pelican]

Oh I figured 100 percent they weren't the real deal just confused why people do that for attention

[deep lintel]

dawg

https://tenor.com/view/joke-dumb-you-gif-8906255

[light fossil]

Buddy- it’s all fun and jokes 😭🙏

[hidden pelican]

Ok cool sorry I just didn't get it

[copper viper]

that's the reason for the my friend

also i hope we get rab car radio vs vessel car radio

would be funny

[topaz sequoia]

the fact that ruby and glowing eyes are out is so disappointing

[river plover]

Yes

[novel axle]

Not really Glowing Eyes is meh and lovely’s autotune killed it

Oh now you’re a RAB defender

No it’s not

*be concerned is one of the few good RAB songs

[tribal hawk]

Glowing eyes is so good

[novel axle]

No

Kinda

It’s better than slowtown

[tribal hawk]

Nah slowtown is fire

[novel axle]

Bah 🤫

[wild tulip]

slowtown and glowing eyes are in my top 5 for personal reasons and also because they slap

[plain oar]

Glowing eyes is my favorite off RAB, and I really enjoy Slowtown I just think that song out of any has the most musty lyrics

[wild tulip]

musty? 😭

[river plover]

Ik what they mean and they're right

[wild tulip]

HELP

[plain oar]

"I put my socks on my.. feet"

[wild tulip]

y'all don't get slowtown like I do smh

go-to sob song no joke

[plain oar]

And that's okay! Everyone's got their own favorites and opinions

I absolutely love Bounce Man and I know most people hate it

[wild tulip]

bounce man is so good

[plain oar]

So good!!

It brings me back to when Scaled and Icy first dropped and I was showing all my friends and family

[terse steeple]

natn is actually the biggest upset

all the rest are forgivable

[wild tulip]

aw that's really nice

[plain oar]

Bandito is good but NATN has always been one my favorites

[terse steeple]

I was rooting for redecorate but even then I was disappointed by the result 💀

I spent all yesterday mourning redecorate

only for it to make it

[glass wedge]

Funny that hoty and screen are so thematically similar

Of course everyone interprets tøp songs in their own way and I think that's great, but given Tyler's background and beliefs, in both songs he seems to be talking to God

[glass wedge]

But that could also just be due to them both being vessel songs

[cold slate]

i swear to Jebus if HOTY somehow loses to a song named SCREEN

i know it's unlikely

but

[pearl breach]

Taken by sleep 👌😤

[pearl breach]

HOW DO I GET THAT JOB I HAVE A CDL

[queen field]

Agreed

[worthy maple]

p

[devout pagoda]

who is be concerned gonna go up against

songs left
Taxi Cab
Be Concerned
Ride
Moeph
Legend
Good Day
Shy Away
Next Semester
Twenty-Four

my own ranking is
Taxi Cab
Morph
Next Semester
Shy Away
Legend
Ride
Good Day
Twenty-Four
Be Concerned

[median palm]

taxi cab bets song ever writfen

[devout pagoda]

real

[harsh bridge]

i'd switch morph and next semester, but i agree on the rest

[median palm]

FRIEND PLEASE GOT ELIMINATED?

I hate yall.

How did friend please get eliminated .

[devout pagoda]

they're roughly the same for me tbh

[devout pagoda]

friend please and anathema ...........

[median palm]

DIES

[harsh bridge]

against stressed out

[median palm]

idfp. If u lot take taxi cab away from me u will never hear from me again

[devout pagoda]

choker..

[median palm]

shut up beo

no way

fuckin stressed out won?

When was this done. In 2015.?

[harsh bridge]

yes

[devout pagoda]

against stressed out

[median palm]

Who fhe freak thinKS STRESSED OUT IS HETTER

[devout pagoda]

wtf

friend please fr saved me on a certain night

[harsh bridge]

Friend, Please (141 votes)
Stressed Out (186 votes)

[devout pagoda]

came on shuffle just then and tyler directly told me to stop

[harsh bridge]

at least it was close

[median palm]

same

multiple times

[median palm]

Hyperventilating

[sinful kiln]

we’re never going to talk about “Two“ in the song battles aren’t we? it actually exists but is not on that list

[median palm]

i just need taxi cab to win but it wont

[devout pagoda]

ok who voted stressed out

[devout pagoda]

what about i need something

[median palm]

next semester is probably gonna win cus of recency bias we might actually be cooked here

[devout pagoda]

and time to say goodbye

oh wait

it died

taxi cab vs be concerned pls

[sinful kiln]

this still would be cruel af nostalgia vs even more nostalgia

[median palm]

taxi cab win

insane

[devout pagoda]

i love be concerned but . you know.

well i dont love it

i like it

[sinful kiln]

found the longer version on yt recently: https://youtu.be/VWtUlvo9t5g?si=81dUneUK8D0kqjLi

[devout pagoda]

ye from the usb right

it was used as bgm in the rab series

its so 😦

[sinful kiln]

there’s a short disorted one on yt that I always found, but not this one lel

[waxen tide]

Do you have this picture without the edits maybe?

[dusk needle]

WDBWOTV 😭

At least The Hype and Message Man are in

Morph better get in

[static garden]

WDBWOTV is my favorite on blurryface

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[sinful kiln]

it’s definitely a cool song

[waxen tide]

Thank you! 💜

[glass wedge]

That's it??!??

[quiet dust]

Car Radio too.

[gray depot]

Forgot the judge and both car radios lol

[fickle iris]

gg

[snow zealot]

Pog

[slow stump]

Easy W

[gleaming haven]

damn

landslide

[dusty arch]

god damn

[wild tulip]

this is INSANE

[fickle iris]

oh wow THAT GAP

[deep lintel]

rip screenbros

[static garden]

They didn’t do car radio for song battle yet?

[feral wyvern]

so many screen fans fighting for their life yesterday and it still lost with a massive gap

rip

both great songs

[plain oar]

I voted Screen but I'm happy with the Hoty win

[harsh bridge]

nope, we're still in the first round, but today is the day

[humble depot]

hoooly shit screen got decimated

[quiet dust]

as expected

[cold slate]

😌💅

[sinful kiln]

<{0.0}>

[plucky perch]

All the upbeat songs got clowned on for being fake

[gloomy forge]

Untrue, Mulberry Street won

[sinful kiln]

<{o.o}>

[copper viper]

rip screen

you will be missed

[ebon pond]

HALP THIS SWWEP 😭 TATS SO SAD

I LIKE SCREEN SM I WOULDVE VOED FOR THAT ?!?!??!?!1/M