The O2 - 🇬🇧 London, United Kingdom, United Kingdom - 14 May 2025, 13 May 2025

[placid warren]

Are u urban dictionary?

[safe mango]

100%

[celest briar]

I call a lot of people vessels ngl

[safe mango]

omw to verified rn

[celest briar]

ask me to define "Dave" and you'll get the answer to the original question lmao

[placid warren]

Don’t define Dave x

[safe mango]

mate

get some sleep

wake up tomorrow and rethink

[celest briar]

I am not urban dictionary but if I was you'd be the first person I'd tell

[celest briar]

[broken charm]

HELPP

[worldly osprey]

RAHHHHHHHHH

need tickets

going insane

[broken charm]

SLEEP

[worldly osprey]

cnat

my normal sleep time is 8am

[celest briar]

me neither

how shall we pass the time?

[worldly osprey]

uhhhhhhhhh

hm

I was just staring st the wall and listening to top

it doesn't work

time goes very slowly

[celest briar]

ok lemme ask you this

do you know what you're going for exactly?

[worldly osprey]

Tickets?

[celest briar]

ye

[worldly osprey]

Pit both nights

hopefully

[celest briar]

same🥹

[worldly osprey]

gonna use o2 for one and ticketmaster for the other

praying for us both

[celest briar]

ngl I'm just gonna speedrun ticket master lmao

[worldly osprey]

Good luck

I was considering doing that but idk how quickly the pit will sell out

I'm prioritising buying n2 tickets

[celest briar]

do ya think most people are gonna do that? slash curious

[worldly osprey]

I think so yeah

[broken charm]

Yeah same bc I wanna get pit

[broken charm]

How do you use o2

[worldly osprey]

I think most people in here are aiming for n2

[worldly osprey]

you need an o2 phone contract I believe

because u log in w ur phone number

[broken charm]

Oh DAMMIT

[broken charm]

Uh oh

[worldly osprey]

I have 2 o2 phone numbers 😏😏

[broken charm]

I hope hope hope I can get pit

[broken charm]

Can you lend me one

😭

[worldly osprey]

honestly I'd consider it 😭😭

[broken charm]

Wait srsly 😭

[worldly osprey]

I'll have a look at what details r needed to log in

because I don't actually fully know the log in for my other number

[broken charm]

Oh 😭

I mean I’m probably gonna get an o2 phone plan very soon 😭 so can I get the process sped ip

Just for this

[celest briar]

bing bong biiiggg (mulberry street)

[worldly osprey]

bollocks that's out the window

need the email address which nobody knows the password for

[broken charm]

Oh rip

[worldly osprey]

and said email address is deactivated

[celest briar]

nuuuu

or maybe

[broken charm]

Imma get an o2 phone plan just for one day

😭

[worldly osprey]

yeah get a cheap payg one 😭

[broken charm]

You jest but I actually would 😭

[celest briar]

ok no one saw that thank goodness

[worldly osprey]

I did

[broken charm]

I saw something get deleted really quickly but wasn’t paying attention

[celest briar]

ok fr I am not a kidney salesman

just wanna make that clear

[broken charm]

What that they say

[worldly osprey]

something to do with storing kidneys

[broken charm]

You sure ab that /j

[broken charm]

Oh

[celest briar]

100% positive I am not a kidney salesman

[worldly osprey]

you can have mine if u want

I'll just rip them out

[broken charm]

Look I’m unfazed by this another server I’m in has a running joke that one of the admins is a kidney collector and we gave him a kidney collector role just for him

[celest briar]

uwuwuwuwuwuwuw

[worldly osprey]

val ur a smart woman

where are my kidneys located

[celest briar]

in your heart

[broken charm]

Like anatomically wise?

[worldly osprey]

yes

[broken charm]

Just beneath the diaphragm

[worldly osprey]

a lot higher than I thought

this is going to be trickey

[broken charm]

Yep

[celest briar]

yall wanna know smth crazy about brains?

[broken charm]

I’m a neuroscience major bud

[worldly osprey]

mine is smooth

[broken charm]

It’s gonna have to be something crazy

For me to be surprised

/ j

[celest briar]

did you know brains aren't worth as much as livers, hearts, and kidneys?

[worldly osprey]

val is gonna steal our brains 😦

[broken charm]

Incorrect

[broken charm]

Actually yes

[worldly osprey]

it is, I looked

what happens if ur brain turns out smooth

[broken charm]

I learned this fact from the admin of the other server

[celest briar]

also about 10 years ago some guy got arrested for trying to sell a brain to an undercover cop at a dairy queen

[broken charm]

You wouldn’t possess a lot of higher level cognitive skills bc a lot of the power of your brain is bc it has so much surface area due to folds and such in order to process a lot more information!

[worldly osprey]

HUH

[broken charm]

W. HAT

[worldly osprey]

oooo ok

i don't think I have many cognitive skills

[broken charm]

That’s false

[celest briar]

the more you know

[celest briar]

thought that would get your attention lmao

[worldly osprey]

I tried to draw tyler but I got bored

[broken charm]

If your brain had no folds you most likely would not be able to have a conversation with me right now

[celest briar]

another guy tried to sell brain matter on ebay ha

[worldly osprey]

it was me trying to buy it

[broken charm]

Due to lack of higher level processing of language and vision

[broken charm]

Show

[broken charm]

Holy SHIT??

That’s INCREDIBLE

[worldly osprey]

got bored on the balaclava 😭😭

maybe I'll revisit it eventually

[celest briar]

I am going to remember this moment

[worldly osprey]

please dont

I always give up on drawings I'm so uncommitted

[celest briar]

I have to I'm sorry

[worldly osprey]

only thing I'm committed to is these tickets

[celest briar]

yk what I've become committed to?

bass

[worldly osprey]

the fish?

[celest briar]

the instrument

I got a new bass and I am in love

[worldly osprey]

oh the long guitar

niceee

I played bass for like a year, it such a cool instrument

Good luck

[broken charm]

Tyler’s instrument (one of them 😭)

[celest briar]

maybe I will name it after you lol

[broken charm]

Do NOT

[celest briar]

you're a cool instrument

[worldly osprey]

name it fred

[worldly osprey]

teehee im blushing

[broken charm]

I don’t think you understand what their username means in Spanish 😭

[worldly osprey]

ANUS

WOOOOO

[celest briar]

yummy

slash jjjjj

[broken charm]

HELPPPPP

[worldly osprey]

spanish speakers love to remind me

[broken charm]

WTF

[broken charm]

Yes 😭

[worldly osprey]

I get regularly pinged in the international chat because they find it funny

[celest briar]

I can't spell spanish but if I could I'd make a joke about someone calling you beautiful

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-feel-bonita-family-guy-brian-chris-griffin-gif-7138818043935086646

[broken charm]

HELPPPP

[worldly osprey]

beautiful ano

[broken charm]

NOOOO

[worldly osprey]

I feel bonita

[celest briar]

ayy senorita ano feels bonita

me gusta me gusta

[worldly osprey]

I wish I learnt Spanish instead of french

soy ano

yo tengo

[celest briar]

your anus is made of soy? owo

[worldly osprey]

it's vegan

[broken charm]

PARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS???

[celest briar]

these jokes never end with me

[worldly osprey]

OUAIS UN PEU

[broken charm]

wtf uhhhb keep it sfw guys

[broken charm]

OH MON DIEU AHHH

[worldly osprey]

I learnt it for 9 years and know jack shit

[broken charm]

MOI AUSSI

[worldly osprey]

I can read it very well but can't speak it for the life of me

[celest briar]

if that means do you want to make a black and white movie in a kitchen with a girl smoking a cig while her neglectful husband eats a steak then yes

[broken charm]

SAME

[worldly osprey]

sounds like a hot date idea

[broken charm]

That’s such an oddly specific translation

But no that is not what it means

[celest briar]

filmaking skills yo

[celest briar]

but now you want to right?

[worldly osprey]

my skills include drinking lethal amounts of redbull and sleeping

[broken charm]

…no?

[broken charm]

My skills include procrastination

[worldly osprey]

real

[broken charm]

And sing screaming like Tyler does

[worldly osprey]

I'm an expert

[worldly osprey]

I can't wait to do this for the first time at the concert

I'm going to lose my voice

[broken charm]

I would be an expert but I’ll finish mastering it later

[worldly osprey]

😭😭

[broken charm]

When you do it properly it’s SO MUCH FUN LMAO

[worldly osprey]

I've never been to a concert for an artist I like before, I'm so excited 😭😭

I went to a post malone one but I only know a few of his songs

[broken charm]

I went to a concert to someone I used to like before but they’re a shit person now so my memories of it are now tainted

[broken charm]

OH MY GOD LUCKY I LOVE POST MALONE

[celest briar]

mhm how many cans have you drank in a day?

[worldly osprey]

this could be so many people

[worldly osprey]

record is 16

usually 8

[celest briar]

you need help

[worldly osprey]

tickets were £10 so me and my friend said fuck it and went

[celest briar]

woah a tenner for posty

[worldly osprey]

they were nosebleed

and booked on the day of the concert

[celest briar]

that's wild

[broken charm]

EXCUSE ME

[broken charm]

WHAT?!!!! Oh my god US tickets are so fucking expensive wtf

[worldly osprey]

my photos were such bad quality because I had a shit phone

[worldly osprey]

my heart was doing mad things that day

[celest briar]

if you ever wanna go into recovery I will be your sponser

[worldly osprey]

😭😭😭

I've started to reduce the amount I drink because I've been banned from bringing them to work

[broken charm]

Im genuinely surprised you did not have to go to the ER for that ngl

Oh sorry

A&E for yall British

[worldly osprey]

built different

[celest briar]

I believe the total amount of cans a human can drink in a day before dying is 50

[worldly osprey]

so 49 is the limit

awesome

[broken charm]

Ya bc caffeine content

[broken charm]

NO

[celest briar]

have you ever heard of that energy drink with an inappropriate name?

it became a meme

[worldly osprey]

hmmm

no

[celest briar]

well it is real and ik a shop that sells it

[worldly osprey]

what's it called

[celest briar]

it's names after the anatomy of the female vessel if you catch my drift

1 can has like 30 grams of sugar

[worldly osprey]

christ

[broken charm]

The female vessel is such an iconic way of speaking ab a female human LMAOO

Imma start referring to myself as that

[worldly osprey]

WHO WANTS ONE

(I would like to clarify that this pile has since been thrown out, my room is no longer a shithole)

[celest briar]

ikr I have such a way with words lmao

[celest briar]

I'm sorry but I've overcome my redbull addiction

[worldly osprey]

u should be a poet

[celest briar]

almost 4 years clean

[worldly osprey]

Good work soldier

[broken charm]

ANO

[celest briar]

maybe I am uwu

[worldly osprey]

give me a poem

[broken charm]

I’ve never drank a red bull and I don’t plan to

[celest briar]

thank you comrade

[worldly osprey]

I recommend it if constant chest pain is ur kinda thing

[celest briar]

lemme find an acrostic I wrote about winter

[broken charm]

I already have chest pain due to anxiety so no thanks

[worldly osprey]

want to double it?

twenty one pilots my beloved

DELIVER MY FUCKING MERCH

[broken charm]

@oak lotus MY BELOVED GIVE THIS ICON SOME MERCH

[celest briar]

8 hours to go

[worldly osprey]

it's been 4 days and it's coming from the US, I'm just being impatient

I want my hoodies and SAI box

[celest briar]

that can't be him right?

[worldly osprey]

apparently it is

[broken charm]

It is

Burner acct tho so that’s why everyone tags him

Bc he’ll probably never check it again

(If he does I feel so bad for him he’ll have like at least 10k pings)

[worldly osprey]

im on the verge of going insane

time is going so slowly

[celest briar]

tell you what

I'll go hide somewhere and you come find me

[worldly osprey]

sounds fun

I'll count to ten

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

ready or not here I come

are you in my walls?

[celest briar]

that can be arranged

[worldly osprey]

😦

oh no

you'll find the kidneys

don't tell the police

we can make a deal

[celest briar]

yes we can

I like the sound of that

[worldly osprey]

I'll give you them at a discounted rate

£1.99 for 2

[celest briar]

no I take them and sell them

then cut you in

[worldly osprey]

i like your thinking smart man

i love business

[celest briar]

why thank you female vessel

[worldly osprey]

FEMALE VESSEL

[celest briar]

I skipped my maths gcse though

fr

all 3

[worldly osprey]

Good job 😭😭

[celest briar]

ikr

[worldly osprey]

is it gcses now?

oh wait

I read it wrong

its ok, I didn't do my gcses

[celest briar]

idk why I didn't add the s

[worldly osprey]

#covid

[celest briar]

lucky

[uncut dock]

good morning yall

[worldly osprey]

I got a 5 💀💀

I shouldve gotten higher but they refused to move me up to higher

Good morning

[uncut dock]

i need to go to sleep lmao

[worldly osprey]

don't we all

join the can't sleep club

I think we should gather people and play uno

[celest briar]

you've slept right?

[celest briar]

smh

do you wanna hear the story about how I got a 6 in english?

[worldly osprey]

absolutely

[broken charm]

Morning!!

[worldly osprey]

idk how I managed to get a 5 in English, I was asleep every lesson

[celest briar]

I was never the brightest tool in the shed ngl

cuz you big brain

[worldly osprey]

my a level grades say otherwise

[celest briar]

so I failed it the first time around. I got a 3 so I retook it in college and the classes were insanely disorganised to the point where the teacher who was meant to be teaching us left and we had no classes for an entire season. We only had 2 classes a week because another teacher took it upon herself to take our class...so we were all on track to failure. The covid struck and I didn't go to one online lesson yet still got a 6

[worldly osprey]

god bless covid grades

I would've tanked everything if covid didn't happen

[celest briar]

I could make a joke but I'm not going to

[worldly osprey]

got a 6 in French because I was using Google translate during the tests

[celest briar]

haa

[worldly osprey]

is it as bad as all of your other ones

[celest briar]

got a 6 in art despite nearly dying during the exam slash srs

[worldly osprey]

what 😭😭 r u ok

[celest briar]

it was more on the touchy side oop

[worldly osprey]

ah ok

[broken charm]

HUH

Oh my goodness

[celest briar]

well I am now but I ate smth I was allergic to oop

[broken charm]

OH NO

[worldly osprey]

did u eat the paint

ur not supposed to do that

[broken charm]

Not a time to joke

[worldly osprey]

sorry 😭😭😭

[uncut dock]

no ❤️

[celest briar]

haaaa

[broken charm]

BUDDY

SLEEP

[uncut dock]

HELP

[broken charm]

HONK SHOO

[uncut dock]

LMAOOOO

[broken charm]

MIMIMI

[uncut dock]

O KAKYOKY I AM LOAVING

BYE

😭

[broken charm]

GOOD NIGHT

[uncut dock]

GN

[worldly osprey]

val what time is it for u

[celest briar]

tbf though the stuff you used to spray on paintings to make the paint dry quicker...||yeah I used to sniff the crap outta that when no one was looking||

[broken charm]

9:21 pm!

[broken charm]

BUDDY?!!

[celest briar]

like bread?

[worldly osprey]

how r u feeling about the 5am ticket sale

[worldly osprey]

PAINT SNIFFER

[broken charm]

The fact that I have to get up at 4:30 am for the ticket queue… 💀

[worldly osprey]

my condolences

[broken charm]

It’s ok I usually get up that early anyway

NOT GONER OH GOD

[celest briar]

they called me bob ross...not because of my skills but for my lack of safety

[worldly osprey]

Rob boss

[broken charm]

my all time fav top song that always makes me tear up

[celest briar]

bob ross the mob boss growing in a moss pot

[broken charm]

If I ever hear it played live

I will become deceased

[worldly osprey]

I'm listening to self titled so every song is oh god 😭

[broken charm]

Awap 😭

[worldly osprey]

I actually think I'd break down if I heard goner live

[broken charm]

My second fav top song

After goner

[celest briar]

a wap? owo

[broken charm]

Me too holy god I would be absolutely inconsolable

[celest briar]

you will never unsee that

I am sorry

[worldly osprey]

crying in the pit

[broken charm]

My eyes are already burning lmaoooo

[worldly osprey]

Crying! In the pit

New band name

[broken charm]

HELPPPP

[celest briar]

remember when they did addict with cancer?

those people must have felt so special

[worldly osprey]

I love the cancer cover idk why it's so hated

[broken charm]

I love to sing it but every time my voice gives out at the end bc it’s too emotional

[broken charm]

Addict live? I would collapse

[celest briar]

screammy weammmyy

[broken charm]

I just realized all of my top 5 top songs are slower songs

Lmaoo

[celest briar]

I was amazed when they brought it back for the icy tour

[worldly osprey]

they're the best ones tbf

[broken charm]

THEY DID???!

Oh god if they bring it for Clancy

[celest briar]

hit me with them

[broken charm]

I will literally collapse in the pit

[worldly osprey]

you'd be able to hear me sobbing in the pit over tyler

[celest briar]

ppl be like pet cheetah is their best song oop

[worldly osprey]

h o w

[broken charm]

1. goner, 2) addict with a pen, 3) leave the city, 4) house of gold, 5) trees/legend (tie)

[broken charm]

LMAOO?

[worldly osprey]

leave the city SLAPS

I love it sm

[broken charm]

And my 6th fav is levitate LMAOO

[worldly osprey]

my fave trench song

[broken charm]

It used to be my second fav top song but then I heard Awap

[broken charm]

Same

[celest briar]

oo our lists are pretty similar
ACATAD
Goner
Truce
Car Radio
Addict with a pen

[worldly osprey]

friend, please is up there as one of my top songs

[celest briar]

idt I've ever heard anyone say that before

[broken charm]

Redecorate is really good but I get a panic attack every time I hear it bc the story behind it almost happened to my parents

[worldly osprey]

Taxi Cab
ACATAD
Friend, Please
Message Man
Leave the City

[broken charm]

I’ve never heard ACATAD wtf

[celest briar]

look who stayed alive. You did ❤️ thank you

[worldly osprey]

it's so good

[broken charm]

Hell yeahhh

[broken charm]

I’ll listen to it next hang on

[celest briar]

now go listen to it before I eat smth you love lmao

[broken charm]

???

[worldly osprey]

ur going to eat brains

[celest briar]

I wonder if Josh ever learned to play taxi cab

[worldly osprey]

val loves brains

[broken charm]

Ok listening rn

[broken charm]

WTF

[worldly osprey]

neuroscience

brainsss

[broken charm]

WELL YES THAT IS TRUE

BUT

[celest briar]

zombieeeeee

[broken charm]

NOT EAT

WTF

[celest briar]

oh um my b lmao

[broken charm]

HOLY SHIT THOSE LYRICS

THOSE ARE FUCKING BEAUTOFUL

[worldly osprey]

when ur in the lab with a brain (idk how neuroscience works) give it a taste for science

[broken charm]

WHAT THE HECK

[worldly osprey]

frrr

[celest briar]

innit for science

[broken charm]

I will never

[worldly osprey]

:(

fine I'll do it

[celest briar]

btw I should warn you guys that sometimes I randomly change the lyrics to the most insanest things you will ever hear

[broken charm]

Holy moly the lyrics what in the world

The lyrics are absolutely beautiful oh my god

[worldly osprey]

they're so beautiful

[broken charm]

Also his voice is gorgeous wtf

I mean

It always it

But

Like the high note??? Chefs kiss

[celest briar]

fun fact: acatad and high hopes share the same chord progression

[worldly osprey]

I can't believe uve never listened to acatad

[worldly osprey]

I'm so sick of high hopes

it comes on the radio every day at work

[broken charm]

I don’t like the ‘why god died’ line ngl since I’m a practicing Catholic but holy shit the rest of it actually one of the most beautiful things I’ve heard

Like the second verse is like

Holy moly

AHHH THE MAJOR CHORD AT THE END

HOLY SHOT

[worldly osprey]

this is the breakdown I found for the why god died part

[broken charm]

Awap time 😭

[broken charm]

OH MY GOD WAIT

I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT

NEVER MIND

OH MY GOD

THAT JUST MADE ME TEAR UP

[worldly osprey]

I love it sm

[broken charm]

what the actual heck that is actually one of the most beautiful songs I’ve ever heard

[celest briar]

lemme tell you what that means, he's experiencing a loss right, he had someone he loved who was suffering and the message of the song is "this person I love has this demon who's trying to destroy them" so instead pls give me the fight because they can't take it. Just like Christ gave his life for all of us Amen

oop oh well

[worldly osprey]

acatad better win the song battles

[broken charm]

Yeah I just got it hehe

[broken charm]

Oh my god yeah

Holy god

Fuck

I need to update my top 5

[worldly osprey]

self titled supremacy 🫶🫶

[broken charm]

I might switch Awap out for ACATAD

[celest briar]

ngl if we're talking top and God I don't like implicit demand

[celest briar]

sobs

[broken charm]

Holy shot

I am like

Still in shock

[blazing minnow]

guys sorry to ruin the convo what do yall know about o2 priority tickets

like is it worth signing up or should i just use the presale code

[worldly osprey]

AFAIK waiting room opens at 930

[celest briar]

ngl all ik is you get waiting room access and refreshments I think

[broken charm]

I believe those are just for people w phone plans w them?

[worldly osprey]

I'm using both

the first 100 people to arrive at 2pm with o2 tickets get to skip the queues

[blazing minnow]

my bf has virgin broadband so i could use it but eh

[celest briar]

btw amazing pfp

[blazing minnow]

i was lookin for pit tickets so i guess it wouldnt have a benefit?

[blazing minnow]

merci merci

[worldly osprey]

it applies to pit too

helps you get to the front

[blazing minnow]

wait sorry seated

my brain failed

[worldly osprey]

ahh yeah I suppose seated wouldn't matter too much

can just rock up when u like

[blazing minnow]

oke thank youu

[celest briar]

I spy with my little eye smth beginning with s

[broken charm]

Ofc! (Even tho I contributed nothing lmao)

[worldly osprey]

socks

GIVE ME MY SOCKS BACL

YOU SCALLYWAG

[broken charm]

Anyway I am absolutely shocked by ACATAD

[celest briar]

it's not socks I promise

[broken charm]

It might overtake goner

Holy shit

I am

Shooketh

[worldly osprey]

Acatad will always be one of their most beautiful songs

[celest briar]

that's a powerful statement

[broken charm]

I have legitimately never heard a song as lyrically beautiful as ACATAD

what in the heck

Made me tear up

[worldly osprey]

imagine if they played it live

combusting on the spot

[broken charm]

I would actually pass out

Like no cap

100%

[celest briar]

they should do tbf because it has great significance to the story

[broken charm]

Would crumple

[worldly osprey]

they should do a concert with just the saddest songs on piano

[broken charm]

n O

Do you WANT ALL THE CLIKKIES TO COLLAPSE

[celest briar]

hello, we haven't talked in quite some time

[broken charm]

I would just die

[worldly osprey]

yes 😊😊

[celest briar]

you're making me wanna play it

[broken charm]

The piano for ACATAD is really easy actually I could play it

[worldly osprey]

WERE DRIVINF TOWARD THE MORNING SUN WHERE ALL YOUR BLOOD IS WASHED AWAY AND ALL YOU DID WILL BE UNDONE

[broken charm]

Just like four chords

[celest briar]

lemme teach you it pls

[worldly osprey]

I'm so jealous of anyone that can play piano

it's such a beautiful instrument

[broken charm]

I already got the chords heheh

The benefits of perfect pitch 😭

The cons are that every flat or sharp note grates my bones and I sob

[broken charm]

I agree omg

For ACATAD it’s very easy actually!

[celest briar]

I teach you

[broken charm]

Just a couple of chords

[worldly osprey]

closest thing i have to a piano is vr piano

wait that'd work actually I can probably play acatad in that if it's only 4 chords

[silver root]

LEVEL UP: You are now level 10!

[worldly osprey]

YUS

[broken charm]

HECK YEAH

[celest briar]

my blood pressure begins to feel a little thin

[worldly osprey]

fuck the level 10 colours are so ugly

[celest briar]

I strain for my life after eating that dodgy chicken

[broken charm]

They really are 😭

[worldly osprey]

I just want the red and go

[broken charm]

I want bandito yellow 😭

[celest briar]

yk I never realised how amazing the key change is in the run and go until last week or so

[broken charm]

Wait what the heck oh my god I am literally crying rn

This is probably the most amazing song I’ve ever heard

And the MEANING

OH NO NOT TREES

HELP

[celest briar]

do you need a hug val?

[broken charm]

I’m fine lmaooo

Just holy shit

Goner I’m sorry

But holy shit

[worldly osprey]

here's a tissue

ignore the fact that it's used

it contains love

[celest briar]

excuse me while I raid the kitchen

[worldly osprey]

I've already raided ur kitchen

have fun eating dry bread for the rest of the week

[broken charm]

Lmaoo

[worldly osprey]

I always forget how much I love trapdoor

[celest briar]

tbf though I enjoy eating the ends of bread

[worldly osprey]

you psychopath

[celest briar]

does this make me a psychopath?

[worldly osprey]

stay away from me

I'm getting a restraining order

[celest briar]

that timing was amazing

[broken charm]

Same

[worldly osprey]

OH MY GOD IM SURROUNDED BY CRAZY PEOPLE

HELP

HEEEEEEELP

LET ME OUT

[celest briar]

do you also butter them without toasting them?

[worldly osprey]

AAAAAAAAA

[celest briar]

sometimes I'll just put ketchup on them and eat them like that

yummy

[broken charm]

Oh I hate toasting bread

[worldly osprey]

AAAAAAAA

IM SCARED

[broken charm]

Ok I’m not that much of a crazy person /j

[worldly osprey]

KETCHUP ON BREAD? NOT LIKING TOAST? WHO RAISED YOU

WERE YOU BORN IN A BARN

[celest briar]

I also invented ham and bbq sandwiches

[worldly osprey]

i can't do this anymore

[broken charm]

I hate toast

[celest briar]

||I also put ketchup in yorkshires||

[broken charm]

I don’t like crunchy bread

Just eat a cracker

[worldly osprey]

that was the last straw

[celest briar]

but what if toast loves you

[worldly osprey]

I'm sobbing

[celest briar]

ok how about this

[broken charm]

What is Yorkshire’s

[celest briar]

monster munch in tea

[worldly osprey]

you can't come to England without knowing what a yorkie is

it's a beautiful delicacy

[broken charm]

wtf does that mean

[worldly osprey]

that goes with a Sunday roast

[worldly osprey]

HUH

[celest briar]

yorkshire puddings are a type of pastry that are amazing

[worldly osprey]

YOURE BARE WEIRD

[celest briar]

they are a type of crisp

[worldly osprey]

not with ketchup

I love monster munch

[broken charm]

I would eat them w mayo or mustard depending on how savory they are

[celest briar]

the pickled onion flavour in tea goes hard

[worldly osprey]

NUH UH

gravy only

they go with gravy

[celest briar]

ngl salad cream also works amazingly

[worldly osprey]

salad cream is such an old person condiment

[worldly osprey]

do they not just disintergrate

[worldly osprey]

AAAAAAA

im going to have nightmares now

[celest briar]

nu because you dip them in like a digestive

[worldly osprey]

[celest briar]

the onion flavour builds up over time

it's nice

[celest briar]

I also used to dip quavers in coke

because

[worldly osprey]

onion tea 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

[worldly osprey]

please no more

I can't take it

[celest briar]

if you did that you would get a little coke pool in the quaver and have the best of both worlds

[worldly osprey]

you

you scare me

[celest briar]

if I had a fiver for every time someone said that to me

[worldly osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-let-me-out-gif-18252480

I'm going to be trapped in a venue with you

[celest briar]

it's a great experience what can I say

maybe

maayyybbeee I will bring along a mad food combo

[worldly osprey]

im going to be on edge knowing that ur lurking somewhere

[celest briar]

ah you shouldn't because we will be next to each other

[worldly osprey]

🥲🥲

[celest briar]

enjoying the show

as friends

[worldly osprey]

i no longer trust your food place recommendations

[celest briar]

cliquee friends

well I was just gonna suggest nandos for val's sake

[worldly osprey]

you're demoted from tour guide

[celest briar]

hey you don't make that call I am a changed vessel

lmao

[worldly osprey]

mmmm sureee

I'll believe it when I see it

I'm bringing a six foot pole with me to make sure you keep your distance

[celest briar]

yk what is weird though...I got for lemon and herb

[worldly osprey]

are you white

[celest briar]

yes lmaoo

[worldly osprey]

😭😭😭

(me too)

I've never acc had nandos

[celest briar]

then we are taking you

end of

[worldly osprey]

I have a friend that says she's gonna drag me to nandos eventually

spicy rice sounds good tbf

[celest briar]

they also do an endless frozen yoghurt bowl

[worldly osprey]

oooo

love frozen yoghurt

[celest briar]

but I bet I can eat the most

[worldly osprey]

I have it all the time when I go to greece

[worldly osprey]

you'd have it with something weird like mustard

[broken charm]

Wait so y'all are getting the pit?

WOOO

[worldly osprey]

yes

hopefully

[broken charm]

PIT BUDDIES

[worldly osprey]

YES

[celest briar]

they have different flavours like strawberry, mango, chocolate

uwu

yes

[worldly osprey]

we can all cry in the pit together

[celest briar]

7 hours

[worldly osprey]

longest 7 hours of my life

[celest briar]

have any of you been to a show before? slash gen

ik val hasn't

[worldly osprey]

nope

[celest briar]

trees live hits different

[worldly osprey]

it looks so good

[celest briar]

ngl I cried my eyes out

[worldly osprey]

I'll be screaming HEY while sobbing

I might avoid wearing mascara because I'm gonna cry sm

[celest briar]

no pls wear it I will need smth to drink

[worldly osprey]

HUH

[celest briar]

jokes aside, I only got to go to the bandito tour because my best friend at the time took me and it was an experience to say the least

[worldly osprey]

I'm so sad I missed the bandito tour

I was young and had no money

[celest briar]

see sometimes my jokes hit at the right moment

[worldly osprey]

ur jokes keep me on my toes

[celest briar]

I always advocate for smiling, for laughing and joking because they can't be forgotten. When you smile you're laughing, you're seeking out beauty in the world, what you laugh at chooses you. You don't choose it, so by deciding to laugh or crack a stupid joke during a dark or difficult time is one of the best things you can do because it reminds you there is still beauty in this world, things aren't as bad as they seem

[broken charm]

Trees at the end 😭

[celest briar]

but fr I balled my eyes out to trees at the show because I looked around and realised something amazing

I-we-chose to stay alive

[broken charm]

🫂

[worldly osprey]

top concerts have gotta be one of the most emotional ones out there

[celest briar]

[worldly osprey]

are any of us planning on sleeping

[celest briar]

I wonder what they'll do for the last show though

I wonder if they will make it special

[broken charm]

yes

[broken charm]

Well guess we'll see :)

God willing

[celest briar]

yk what else is weirding me out? the fact the tour is only a year long

[broken charm]

probably gonna add a second leg

[worldly osprey]

yeah I can't cope w the fact that it's a year away

[celest briar]

I actually want to sleep ngl

[worldly osprey]

I'm debating it

[celest briar]

I will turn it into a chicken drumstick

[worldly osprey]

and then going back to sleep after getting tickets

[celest briar]

and eat it

[broken charm]

you jest but this is what my friend genuinely said earlier

[celest briar]

maybe I will fall asleep shortly, wake up around 9 at the lastest and wait

[worldly osprey]

wait

Clifford isn't a chicken

close enough

[broken charm]

HELLPPP

[celest briar]

pls I am so hungry why did I bring up chicken

[worldly osprey]

I had chicken nuggets earlier 😋😋

[celest briar]

btw I'm guessing they'll do smth special

[worldly osprey]

I hope they do

[celest briar]

ok can I share smth

[worldly osprey]

even just a speech is enough for me

[celest briar]

I promise it is not a flex

[worldly osprey]

yes

[celest briar]

I just got super lucky

when I went to my show they played can't help falling in love

[worldly osprey]

luckyyy

I wonder what the set list will be

[celest briar]

so I'm guessing they will do at least smth for the last one

[celest briar]

I wonder if it will start with bandito leading into overcompensate

[worldly osprey]

I think so

US ppl are so lucky getting to see them in August

bet those queues r gonna be hot tho

[celest briar]

I'm calling overcompensate, next semester, neon gravestones, march to the sea, HOTY, guns for hands, morph, ride, car radio, stressed, message man, chlorine, the hype, bandito, paladin strate, and all the others off clancy

[celest briar]

remember during the bandito tour how they were annoyed they didn't get chlorine

and we did

british moment

[worldly osprey]

💀💀

I love chlorine

I want leave the city 😭

[celest briar]

wait you know that their shows actually tell the narrative right?

because when I went I had no clue that's what they were doing

[worldly osprey]

yeah I've watched a few tour videos

was wishing i was there the entire time

[celest briar]

it took me a while to notice the main stage was dema and the b state was the campsite

[worldly osprey]

their storytelling is so good

[celest briar]

I kinda regretted not going to the take over tour if it makes you feel any better

[broken charm]

WAIT FR

[worldly osprey]

I stopped listening to top as much around that time 😭😭

[celest briar]

lemme just put on my lore hat

yk how I said acatad is used in the story?

well a lot of their mvs follow that structure

hds, jumpsuit, levitate, choker

to name a few

[silver root]

LEVEL UP: You are now level 10!

[celest briar]

there's a journey, a fight, and a defeat

[broken charm]

yep

[celest briar]

during the tour I believe Nico was one of the last songs they played before transitioning to the b stage where they played songs like bandito and neon gravestones. Also during Nico the visuals were in greyscale because we know dema is grey...then when they get back they do cut my lip, that's the return and they return to saturated visuals

[broken charm]

oOOOOH

that's so cool

[celest briar]

you're so cool

I think ano fell asleep thank goodness

she needed it

[worldly osprey]

you thought wrong

[celest briar]

ano pls do me a solid and get me mayfair from the monopoly game thanks love you

[worldly osprey]

😭😭😭

I'll take Mayfair for myself

[celest briar]

but I need it

[worldly osprey]

I'm trying to decide on some trousers to the concert (a year in advance)

[worldly osprey]

tis mine

[celest briar]

but I need it

[worldly osprey]

nuh uh

im going to eat mayfair

[celest briar]

ima dm you a story about this lol

when it comes to outfits

what you got planned?

[worldly osprey]

only the jacket 😭😭

[celest briar]

I am gonna legit red myself out

[worldly osprey]

I need to find a shirt because hoodie will be too hot

[celest briar]

ok now you are challenging me lmao

[worldly osprey]

man picking out clothes is hard

[celest briar]

if there is one thing I remember from school its this

white reflects heat while black obsorbs it

[worldly osprey]

yeeeahh

but

black is cooler

[celest briar]

may this widsome serve you well

[worldly osprey]

might go full British and wear my red stone island shirt

get the badge in

[celest briar]

can I wear it pls

[worldly osprey]

ofc

I'll let you be a roadman

badman brandon

[celest briar]

ok on second thought you can keep it

I ain't a roadman

I

[worldly osprey]

💀💀

[celest briar]

am just a bit weird

[worldly osprey]

aren't we all

[celest briar]

I will bring you some muller corner and bread

[worldly osprey]

hmmm

which muller

[celest briar]

classic strawberry

[worldly osprey]

ewww

skip

[celest briar]

um what

hello

[worldly osprey]

banana flakes or nothing

i hate!! the strawberry one

[celest briar]

the strawberry one is og wdym

I used to love watching that deep red mix with the creamy white

[worldly osprey]

I never really liked the like

strawberry bits

weird texture idk

doesn't belong in my yoghurt

this one slaps too

[celest briar]

how about the white and milk chocolate ball mix?

our timing is getting great

[worldly osprey]

it really is

I want a yoghurt now

[celest briar]

here is a worrying fact

[worldly osprey]

I'm scared that ur actually in my walls

[celest briar]

if I poured tropical capri sun into a glass and peed in a second glass you wouldn't be able to tell the difference because the tropical capri sun looks exactly like urination

[worldly osprey]

oh my days

why

why do you say this stuff

[celest briar]

I only know this cuz I did pour it out into a glass one day

[worldly osprey]

you're driving me insane

[celest briar]

it honestly did look like wee wee

[worldly osprey]

stop 😭😭

i love capri suns

ur ruining them

pisspri suns

capriss

they cherry one is so good

haven't had it in ages

[celest briar]

oh yeah once I made ketchup ice cubes

a terrible decision

[worldly osprey]

you're done

[celest briar]

thanks for reminding me

[worldly osprey]

kitchen privileges revoked

[celest briar]

but idt I've ever had the cherry capri sun

[worldly osprey]

ok I'm gonna try get a bit of sleep now 😭😭

[celest briar]

mango
tropical
berry
mango
maybe apple idk

[worldly osprey]

watch me be back in an hour unable to sleep

[celest briar]

would you like a bed time story?

[worldly osprey]

back in year 11-13 I had a friend who collected empty capri suns

his entire bag was full of them by the end of year 13

[worldly osprey]

yeah why not

[celest briar]

let us read Schindler's Ark

[worldly osprey]

sounds good

[celest briar]

ok ngl that was a joke

[worldly osprey]

I was hoping so 😭😭

[celest briar]

it's a great book but stay away if you have ocd

[worldly osprey]

schindlers ark deffo isn't a great bedtime story book

anyway goodnight

I'll see u in aa few hours

[celest briar]

I shouldn't be laughing at that

sweet dreams ano

[worldly osprey]

they won't be sweet, I'm going to have nightmares about yorkies and monster munch

[worldly osprey]

can't sleep send help

preferably a baseball bat

[worldly osprey]

[celest briar]

morning Ano

I managed to get some sleep

[worldly osprey]

morning

I didn't 😋

am laying in bed contemplating life

[worldly osprey]

this is an accurate depiction of me rn

[celest briar]

would you like a caffeinated beverage?

[strange spire]

Good morning! Had a dream where i got the tickets so i consider it a prophecy

[celest briar]

oh wow you literally be dreaming about this

[strange spire]

Ofc ofc

[celest briar]

I didn't get enough sleep to dream oop

[strange spire]

Smh 😅 welp didnt your shift today start at 4? So you still have time to sleep if deemed necessary

Or am i remember wrong idk

[worldly osprey]

no im gonna try sleep after obtaining tickets

[worldly osprey]

tis my shift 😫😫

[strange spire]

Ooooo it was you mb!

[worldly osprey]

gonna rawdog it on like 3 hours sleep

[ripe nova]

I’ve got to stop work to get my tickets really wish I’d took the day off now 😂

[strange spire]

How are yall feeling rn?

[strange spire]

Ah good luck 😭😔

[ripe nova]

Tired the anticipation of trying to get these tickets has kept me awake most of the night 😩

[celest briar]

guys I have a question

maybe I'm overthinking things but I wanna 100% sure yk

[strange spire]

Oh noo 😔

Whats the question bud

[celest briar]

when the presales go live do I have to go through the link in the email or can I just go straight to the ticket master website?

[strange spire]

Afaik its through the link? But im not 100% sure

[celest briar]

ah see maybe I am just overthinking it

but I thought it would be a possibility

[strange spire]

Yeah actually idk if it matters, tried the link and it sends you to the ticketmaster site 🤷‍♂️

[celest briar]

yk

when you put it like that

it makes sense

[soft summit]

2 hrs 14 mins to presale starts

[blazing minnow]

the anxiety woke me up gonna cry

[soft summit]

I woke up at 5am and couldn't go back to sleep

[blazing minnow]

i’ve been tryna get back to sleep for an hour but it’s just not happening

[strange spire]

2 hours to go!

Anxiety going through the roof already

[celest briar]

in the words of tyler

"the exhilaration"

we forget they invented phone pinching

[blazing minnow]

what a time to be alive tbh

[celest briar]

yk what ima go watch breaking bad to pass the time

oh well nvr mind

[strange spire]

Changed yo mind? (i can literally see my heart pounding rn)

[celest briar]

nu I mean I ain't watching it to pass the time lol

[placid warren]

Good luck you you guys today

[celest briar]

ay thank you, I hope you get what you're aiming for too

[blazing minnow]

first season would comfortably distract me from these nerves

[strange spire]

Thank youuu!

[celest briar]

hang on I- just have a flash of the first season and you find that comforting lmaooo

[tame merlin]

Still no codes in my email. :,)

[blazing minnow]

heyhey not comforting just comfortably distracting

[strange spire]

checked your spam mail?

[blazing minnow]

i wanna go back to sleep so bad but whenever i close my eyes visions of me not getting the tickets i want are appearing

[tame merlin]

Yup. Checked everything. Emailed them last night too.

[blazing minnow]

i saw someone saying their office doesn’t open till 8am so maybe try email again?

[tame merlin]

I did :,)

I’m just praying everything doesn’t sell out in presale 💪

[blazing minnow]

nahh they only release a percentage of the tickets so you’ll be totally fine

there’s another presale tomorrow too i think

[celest briar]

🥹

[winter moon]

Good morning allllll

The moment is soon upon us

[celest briar]

I'm glad you slept Abbi

[timber vector]

if anyone needs, ive got an extra presale code im happy to send to whoever hasnt got one

[celest briar]

@tame merlin

[novel stratus]

Good luck soldiers 🫡🫡🫡

[celest briar]

that's humble of you Faser, thank you ❤️

[celest briar]

yay you're awake

[timber vector]

of course! if i were in the same position i'd want the same :)

[celest briar]

would you also like to sell or buy a kidney?

[timber vector]

lol im good but i might need to sell a kidney seeing the pricing of these tickets

[celest briar]

if it makes you feel any better 50% goes to a charity of your choosing

[timber vector]

i am just hoping i can cover 2 standing tickets

[novel stratus]

Three tabs prepped this is gonna be so stressful

[winter moon]

Barely lol

[timber vector]

man i wish i had o2 priority

[celest briar]

your fingers are interestingly square

[winter moon]

I’ve got my phone going too, 3 devices all on Ticketmaster and o2

[placid warren]

It’s the same time as the others

[worldly osprey]

damn ok you guys are preparing now

guess I'll get on it

[celest briar]

was it Aspen who warned about the bot thing?

Aspen was that you

[winter moon]

I’m gonna try and get o2 priority tickets on my mums account but can I use them as they aren’t under my name???

[placid warren]

Bot thing?

[celest briar]

I've been prepared

[novel stratus]

I just chopped all my nails off so I can play guitar again 😭😭😭

[blazing minnow]

will it automatically put you in the waiting room when it’s time

[celest briar]

someone said if you try to buy tickets on two devices at the same time ticket master will think you're a bot

[broken charm]

The brain isn’t braining

[placid warren]

Ohh if it’s the same presale queue at the same time then sometimes it can block it

[celest briar]

you made the right sacrifice

[broken charm]

It’s 4 am here 😭

[mossy rivet]

we have an hour right

[placid warren]

Quietly freaking out

[celest briar]

ngl I ain't gonna risk it

[broken charm]

Yuh

[placid warren]

56 minutes

[broken charm]

Yeah

[novel stratus]

Only if you’re in multiple queues for the same show

[timber vector]

is everyone aiming for the last show?

im trying to get to that one

[blazing minnow]

i am

[strange spire]

Respect 🫡

[timber vector]

mhm

[celest briar]

oh really??

[winter moon]

O2 priority queue starts at 9:30

[broken charm]

The things I do for this