Song Battle #22

[orchid swan]

I JUST NOTICED HIM

[stiff jay]

Only about 1k off beating SB14

[dreamy vessel]

i swear we put demacoaster in one of the pop song professor videos

[coarse citrus]

its the dababy cover

[verbal ridge]

thats talent

[stiff jay]

I wanna go on this coaster

[vestal snow]

My pet cheetah won’t goooo

[orchid swan]

what's demacoaster

[vestal snow]

Fired

Immediately

[coarse citrus]

do you remember when someone hid demacoaster and danico in tvs on the livestream page and sent it into theories

[verbal ridge]

demacoaster

[dreamy vessel]

LMAOOOOOO YES

i almost got banned so many times for trolling leaks w it

[coarse citrus]

we got in soooo much trouble

[vestal snow]

Crap the chicken is the only one who’s ridden the demacoaster

[stiff jay]

I’m dying

[verbal ridge]

i fly byyy the dangerous bend symbol

this is cause ur listening to the song

[lethal pond]

DON'T HESITATE

[bold lava]

I have discord notifications off so I never get go see these

[stiff jay]

There’s one of those on my way to work and my mum keeps pointing it out saying ‘hey.. that’s the symbol’

[coarse citrus]

ok i was confused

[stiff jay]

I’ve never got one of those notifications idk how

[verbal ridge]

mum is lore

[verbal ridge]

SORRY

[bold lava]

Do you have android

[stiff jay]

Her lore is mishearing the lyrics and saying them wrong

[vestal snow]

WHAT

[bold lava]

What version are you on

[stiff jay]

iPhone

[bold lava]

Oh I'm on android I only see that notification on iPhone usually

[vestal snow]

Asspen

[stiff jay]

Oop

[stiff jay]

Nickocado

[dreamy vessel]

IM TRYING TO FIND IT

ITSN OT THERE

[vestal snow]

🥑

[dreamy vessel]

i swear we put it in i edited that video myself

[verbal ridge]

blurryface ass message

[vestal snow]

Guys we broke 6000

[coarse citrus]

in your notifications

[vestal snow]

We’re gonna beat SB14

[bold lava]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[coarse citrus]

lets goooo

[verbal ridge]

what was sb14

[vestal snow]

6700

[coarse citrus]

nobody tell em

[vestal snow]

We can do it easy

[verbal ridge]

nice

[vestal snow]

Oh

[coarse citrus]

ohhhhh

[stiff jay]

Sus server

[coarse citrus]

i thought he didnt know what sb14 meant

[coarse citrus]

its bg3 and helldivers with my friends

[vestal snow]

Nerd

[verbal ridge]

snap back pt 14

[vestal snow]

I only have discord for this server

[coarse citrus]

no u

[vestal snow]

Exclusively top

[verbal ridge]

obvs

[bold lava]

I wish I could play helldivers

[vestal snow]

No gamer shit

[bold lava]

Seems fun

[coarse citrus]

i have... a lot of servers

[vestal snow]

You would

[coarse citrus]

game is fantastic

my fiance is jsut better than me and will not shut up ab it

[bold lava]

I remember at some point i hit the max number of servers

(100)

[coarse citrus]

yea

[stiff jay]

FUCK WAIT ONE OF THOSE WASNT AN OK SERVER NAME

[vestal snow]

Peach’s castle 1 and 2 killed me

[coarse citrus]

dang i wanted to see if we shared any more servers

[verbal ridge]

tHE MAX?

[bold lava]

@verbal ridge gc with Jay Joseph is crazy

[verbal ridge]

WHATS THE MAX

[vestal snow]

69

[stiff jay]

Like that

[bold lava]

It's 100

[coarse citrus]

this one my fave

[stiff jay]

You missed the bad one then we good

[coarse citrus]

yea

[verbal ridge]

the stable things

[vestal snow]

Genuinely did

[stiff jay]

Same

[vestal snow]

I saw dema something, top, MCR, and the peach’s castles ones

[stiff jay]

The peachys ones is cos one of my friends online name is peachy but she for some reason decided she needed to have 2 servers

[coarse citrus]

how r u in a diff mcr server than me

[dreamy vessel]

i quit mcr server after too much cringe

[stiff jay]

I don’t think I’m in an MCR server anymore

[vestal snow]

Me the first day i join MCR server

[dreamy vessel]

no but exactly

i left immediately

[vestal snow]

Wasn’t there one in the screenshot

[dreamy vessel]

now im just here

[stiff jay]

No? One sec

[vestal snow]

What did I read then

I saw three letters that I could’ve sworn were M C and R

[verbal ridge]

idk if i want to expose my servers

[dreamy vessel]

bmth discord server makes me cringe already

[vestal snow]

||what the fuck is bmth I keep seeing it and my brain says “bumthing”||

[stiff jay]

That was the SS

[stiff jay]

Bring me the horizon

[coarse citrus]

bring me the horizon

[vestal snow]

I literally saw fall out boy, my brain abbreviated to FOB, then changed it to MCR all in a millisecond wtf

[stiff jay]

You also might’ve seen the MCJ

[coarse citrus]

i turned the markiplier one into mcr

[vestal snow]

Oh maybe? Idk what that is

[dreamy vessel]

they got a whole ass vent channel named after one of their songs and everybody starts their vent with 'dear diary:' SDTFUUUUUUUUU

[coarse citrus]

also the demas server pfp looks like mcrs so

[stiff jay]

I’m in that one cos of unnus anus

[vestal snow]

Cringe 🗣️

[stiff jay]

Wtaf

[verbal ridge]

unus annus asf

[coarse citrus]

sick

[stiff jay]

Loved loved loved it

I’m in there on two acc cos I got locked out my old one LOL

[coarse citrus]

💀

[vestal snow]

I need to join a touch grass server

Where we all just

Don’t talk

And go outside

[bold lava]

I'm in like 8 different warframe servers

[dreamy vessel]

thats called going outside nick

no need for a server

[vestal snow]

What’s a leaf

[stiff jay]

It’s a green thing

[dreamy vessel]

not per se

[coarse citrus]

nick still at the mf office probably

[stiff jay]

Or brown

Or yellow

[vestal snow]

When would i have driven

I dont’ discord and drive

||yes i do||

[coarse citrus]

uh? go the fuck home my guy

[dreamy vessel]

yeah u do

[coarse citrus]

its almost 10

[dreamy vessel]

its almost 3

[vestal snow]

It’s almost 2 ago

[stiff jay]

Besties aww

[coarse citrus]

i think one of my big servers is embarassing to share so i will not

[vestal snow]

Dose that say dickmabust wtf

[verbal ridge]

dont aw me 😐

[stiff jay]

NICK

[verbal ridge]

no it doesnt actually

[vestal snow]

Didn’t it??

[stiff jay]

fine besties ew cringe

[coarse citrus]

ITS A GOOD QUESTION

[vestal snow]

Oh

I thought i saw an s Keons

[verbal ridge]

idk why i made it

[dreamy vessel]

bro i got such shit short term memory that whenever anyone deletes a message i forgot what it said

[coarse citrus]

like that server is just u

[stiff jay]

Amazing

[vestal snow]

LMAO

[dreamy vessel]

wtf

[vestal snow]

Can i join

I belong there

[verbal ridge]

yes

[coarse citrus]

same brain

[vestal snow]

Invite when

Make it the new company server 🗣️

[coarse citrus]

[dreamy vessel]

cant make seperate server

[coarse citrus]

need nico to give me levels

[dreamy vessel]

nico pays us

[coarse citrus]

yea and my credits

[vestal snow]

Can’t hear you too busy plotting company things

[bold lava]

Femboy nation

[dreamy vessel]

bro thats so sexist....

[stiff jay]

Hes gay

[vestal snow]

You guys all wish you were in SDMB&C

Right Keons?

[dreamy vessel]

um...

[verbal ridge]

i am he/she/they so i am not capable of such sexism things

[coarse citrus]

GAY PEOPLE

[verbal ridge]

right

[stiff jay]

Loophole

[stiff jay]

Hes gay

He is gay people

[vestal snow]

I am gay people

Adding it to the list ✅

[dreamy vessel]

gay, lesbian?? pick a struggle

[bold lava]

This is like taking lady killer and confirmed bachelor in New Vegas

[vestal snow]

Struggle?? More like skill

[dreamy vessel]

mhm

( JOKE PLS DONT BAN ME )

[stiff jay]

I’ve been meaning to ask Whats your preferred?like if I refer to you in text do you have a preference

[stiff jay]

That’s just greedy at that point /j

[verbal ridge]

i do not understand this reference, but i acknowledge and respect that you made it

[vestal snow]

||im actually as boring and straight as can be||

[dreamy vessel]

false

[stiff jay]

Booo

[coarse citrus]

boooo get some flavor

[vestal snow]

||my life has no pizazz||

[verbal ridge]

i do not have a preference, go with whatever your heart desires

[stiff jay]

Coolio ty

[dreamy vessel]

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[stiff jay]

Boring

[coarse citrus]

||wife = pizzaz||

[vestal snow]

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[stiff jay]

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[coarse citrus]

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[stiff jay]

This is when we get this chat shut down

[bold lava]

Extra damage against male and female characters in short

[vestal snow]

Love it here

[vestal snow]

Based

[dreamy vessel]

should be the last message sent tbh

[stiff jay]

510 more

[fervent ridge]

💀 the hell's going om here lmao

[stiff jay]

Nothing

[dreamy vessel]

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[stiff jay]

Turn around

[coarse citrus]

yea the 6000 messages isnt gonna do it but that long ass copypasta will

[vestal snow]

I’D CRY

[bold lava]

||same tbh||

[coarse citrus]

yappers inc

[fervent ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-bart-simpson-grampa-simpson-old-man-hi-bye-gif-8390063

[verbal ridge]

would you like a job

[stiff jay]

Would you like a job?

||Yappers is starting to look a bit like a cult||

[fervent ridge]

Doing ehat

What

[coarse citrus]

yapping

[stiff jay]

What are your skills

[vestal snow]

Would you like a job

[bold lava]

Would you like a job, friend?

[fervent ridge]

Oh hell yeah

[verbal ridge]

name 3 skills you have

[bold lava]

Starting?

[fervent ridge]

I uuuuuuh ummmmmmm uuuuuuh uuummmm uuuuuuh ermmmm

[stiff jay]

3 damn recruitment getting strict

[vestal snow]

||500 messages to go boys||

[fervent ridge]

Talk
Yap
Infodump

[coarse citrus]

wait PLUTO needs a secondary right

perfect

[stiff jay]

They are very good skills. English maybe?

[coarse citrus]

youre hired

[vestal snow]

Poot??

We’re hiring a Poot Jr?!

[coarse citrus]

pluto

[fervent ridge]

Indeed indeed i can english very much

[coarse citrus]

my brain is fried

[stiff jay]

Poor *

[vestal snow]

You said Pluto smh

[dreamy vessel]

A BIT?!?!!?

[stiff jay]

Just a tad

A tiny little bit

[vestal snow]

If poor closes this chat he’s yappist

[stiff jay]

Yk the whole recruiting everyone as soon as they send a single message

[fervent ridge]

YAPPIST 💀

[stiff jay]

That’s the term

[vestal snow]

It is

[fervent ridge]

Love it

[coarse citrus]

new yappers inc chart dropped

[stiff jay]

Didnt you get poors consent

[vestal snow]

We face discrimination in this server

[vestal snow]

Yes but he closes them all at noon the next day

We protest until he leaves it open

[verbal ridge]

what do the C's stand for again

i forgot

[stiff jay]

Justice for SB

[coarse citrus]

noon tomorrow everyone post the copypasta

[stiff jay]

Clementines

[vestal snow]

See #21, 20, 14, 2

[coarse citrus]

chief __ officer

[verbal ridge]

liar

[verbal ridge]

thank you

[stiff jay]

Never I don’t lie

[fervent ridge]

Hell yeah

[dreamy vessel]

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[stiff jay]

It’s raining in my bedroom

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[vestal snow]

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

Adih do you need the lore on that ^^

[bold lava]

It'd be nice??

[stiff jay]

The SB lore

[coarse citrus]

nick is sexist

[vestal snow]

I’m not

Per the application

[stiff jay]

You are

[coarse citrus]

/tags use nickcso

[vestal snow]

I am no longer sexist

[dreamy vessel]

Verified songbattle theorist

[stiff jay]

Debatable

[verbal ridge]

hes a changed lesbian woman now tho

[stiff jay]

He’s a changed lesbian gay woman now tho

[vestal snow]

However i once was, and was labeled Chief Sexism Officer. I have since been reappointed to Chief Secrecy Officer

[stiff jay]

Remember

[bold lava]

Character development

[vestal snow]

Male lesbian gay woman

[dreamy vessel]

pick struggle

[vestal snow]

Okay

Male ✅

[fervent ridge]

Alright fellow yappers, I shall go to sleep to go to the education facility known as uni. Hopefully I'll be able to come back here as we gather for the final yapping session in this yapping channel. See you tomorrow yappers 🤓

[dreamy vessel]

WRONG

[stiff jay]

https://tenor.com/view/twenty-one-pilots-tyler-joseph-josh-dun-gif-16845337

[vestal snow]

Lesbian ✅

[dreamy vessel]

See you tomorrow

[coarse citrus]

[dreamy vessel]

ding ding ding

[stiff jay]

Pick one

[dreamy vessel]

vote lane boy

[bold lava]

Vote LOC

[stiff jay]

Woah woah woah

No politics

[coarse citrus]

this how i be danching in my bedroom

lane boy on top tho

ceo said so

[dreamy vessel]

vote loc and i will show up to your door to have a friendly chat

[coarse citrus]

metal treats!

so close

[dreamy vessel]

....

[stiff jay]

Yum

[bold lava]

Jokes on you I won't open it

[vestal snow]

You’ll never catch me

[coarse citrus]

🤏

[dreamy vessel]

u catch me off guard every time

[verbal ridge]

lane boy slaps

[stiff jay]

Love me some broken teeth

[vestal snow]

That’s the point

[verbal ridge]

i do the dancey dance

[dreamy vessel]

well stop it

[vestal snow]

Never

[coarse citrus]

shoulda seen it coming ngl

[vestal snow]

I kinda thought you were baiting me with that one

some of them are too easy

[coarse citrus]

half and half

[stiff jay]

https://tenor.com/view/tylerjoseph-twentyonepilots-dance-gif-5556212

[dreamy vessel]

i must yap no more

[vestal snow]

Aight fuck it

I’m CEO now

[dreamy vessel]

HELLO>

[stiff jay]

300 odd away

[coarse citrus]

absolutely the fuck not

[wind geyser]

yes pls 😁😁

[vestal snow]

Absolutely the fuck yes I am

[digital ridge]

no

[vestal snow]

Get tf outta my office

[coarse citrus]

no u

[vestal snow]

L bozo

I’m CEO

[coarse citrus]

no u r not

[vestal snow]

Chief Entertainment Officer

Yes I am

[coarse citrus]

hierarchy says ur not

[vestal snow]

Fuck outta here

I’ll make my own hierarchy

[bold lava]

There's a mutiny afoot

[dreamy vessel]

nick shut the fuck up

[vestal snow]

🦶

[vestal snow]

Fight me

[verbal ridge]

delete

[dreamy vessel]

id win

[vestal snow]

Wrong

I’m taller

[verbal ridge]

honorary yappers

[vestal snow]

I can see your bald spot

[dreamy vessel]

LMAOOO

[stiff jay]

They own yapping

[vestal snow]

Lia stfu

[coarse citrus]

nick

[digital ridge]

youre so obsessed with me

[dreamy vessel]

nick buddy

[coarse citrus]

go the fuck home bro

[dreamy vessel]

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[digital ridge]

oh

[coarse citrus]

u have been at the office too long

[vestal snow]

||I’m trying to get us to pass sb14||

[dreamy vessel]

srry cant hear u over my formal request

[stiff jay]

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[vestal snow]

Formal request denied

[coarse citrus]

ASKJLDNFASDJKLNFSA AND I FELL FOR IT

RAGEBAIT

[vestal snow]

I win

Which is why I SHOULD BE THE MF CEO

[coarse citrus]

no

[dreamy vessel]

cant believe youd do this

downvote

[coarse citrus]

bozo

[stiff jay]

Why don’t you duo CEO

[dreamy vessel]

ratio

[stiff jay]

Equality and all that jazz

[vestal snow]

I cont beleev youv done this - Keons and aspen probably

[coarse citrus]

not possible nick is terrible to work with

also hes sexist

[dreamy vessel]

is that supposed to mock the british

[stiff jay]

@verbal ridge this slander is unacceptable

NICK

I SAW THAT

[vestal snow]

No one got that right

[coarse citrus]

see thats why nick cant be ceo

[vestal snow]

That was a bad one

[stiff jay]

the mods checking delete logs gonna get a surprise

[verbal ridge]

idk what youre on about, you dont know im british

[vestal snow]

I FORGOT THEY HAVE DELETE LOGS

HELP

I’M SO GETTING BANNED

[verbal ridge]

PFTTT

[coarse citrus]

they have soo much on nick

[verbal ridge]

NICKCIDENT

[stiff jay]

Yes I do

[bold lava]

What did it say😭

[verbal ridge]

NICKCIDENTTT

[digital ridge]

WHAT DID YOU SAY

[vestal snow]

FUCK

[verbal ridge]

too much 💀

[coarse citrus]

[digital ridge]

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY

[stiff jay]

They could just pop up with recipets of all ur deleted

[vestal snow]

I’VE SAID SO MANY THINGS

[bold lava]

It always happens while I'm focusing on what I'm gonna type

[digital ridge]

NOT AN ANSWER

[coarse citrus]

BAHAHAH

[vestal snow]

Wait what is that

Oh

lol

[stiff jay]

Nick

Nick

Nick

[vestal snow]

That’s about how many deleted messages i guess

[digital ridge]

what did his ass say

[vestal snow]

Too many things that quickly got deleted

Like dozens of them

[dreamy vessel]

plus today

[digital ridge]

not an answer

[stiff jay]

Too many sus things

[vestal snow]

You’re a minor I’m not repeating it

[verbal ridge]

how have i said more than nick

[dreamy vessel]

no this is not nicks messages

this is just us yelling at him

[verbal ridge]

OH

[bold lava]

I'm a major though :3

[digital ridge]

blah blah blah blah this company is ageist

[vestal snow]

Correct

Go to bed

[digital ridge]

its 7

[vestal snow]

You’re 7

[coarse citrus]

GO HOME

[dreamy vessel]

bed time

[coarse citrus]

nick it is 10 pm

[vestal snow]

Adults can stay up late

[digital ridge]

where tf are you?? 😭

[vestal snow]

My office

[coarse citrus]

AT THE OFFICE?????

[dreamy vessel]

STILL

[bold lava]

10 PM is a great time to be yapping

[stiff jay]

Nick has said 320 messages in 2 hours

[verbal ridge]

nick go home

[vestal snow]

I’VEB BEEN YAPPING WHEN TF WOULD I HAVE DRIVEN

[bold lava]

More fun than driving

[coarse citrus]

nick can yap at home

[vestal snow]

Adih gets me

[coarse citrus]

u right

[digital ridge]

nick you should yap and drive thatd be really funny i think

[vestal snow]

Gonna y||chug tequila||ap and drive

[coarse citrus]

everyone in vc while nick yapps

[digital ridge]

exciting

[dreamy vessel]

good answeer

[coarse citrus]

NICK

[vestal snow]

VC anyone while I drive?

[stiff jay]

Good luck

[dreamy vessel]

its 3am ill piss everyone off

[digital ridge]

this company is cooked

[vestal snow]

It’d be funny to put some voices to all the yapping inc. members

[vestal snow]

Nah

[digital ridge]

yes

[vestal snow]

-poot tomorrow at noon

[coarse citrus]

but also why would i ever tell u what i sound like

[dreamy vessel]

company voice chat meeting tomorrow at noon

[coarse citrus]

stalker

[stiff jay]

Server muted

[vestal snow]

I have my own internal ideas for what all of you sound like

[digital ridge]

ok bye i have homework

[stiff jay]

Enjoy

[vestal snow]

Lia’s is a baby whining

[stiff jay]

Scary

[coarse citrus]

wait what ab me

[vestal snow]

Aspen and Keons is just the average British argument

[coarse citrus]

i need to know

[digital ridge]

trying currently not to [REDACTED] but ty!!

[coarse citrus]

BHAHAHAH

[vestal snow]

Stay safe fam

Idk what redacted means but it sounds like you shouldn’t do it

[stiff jay]

‘Cup o tea n buiscuits for you good sir?’

[digital ridge]

all im seeing is fan behavior

[stiff jay]

Stay safe

[dreamy vessel]

THATS NOT LIKE IT

[vestal snow]

Why does aspen get a heart

[coarse citrus]

we love u lia fr <3

[vestal snow]

I said the same thing

[digital ridge]

dont care

[vestal snow]

:((

[stiff jay]

Cos I am better

[digital ridge]

go home grandpa

[vestal snow]

Bye Lia have a good night

[coarse citrus]

its ok nick i didnt either

[dreamy vessel]

bc ur a gay woman man lesbian

[digital ridge]

ilym 🗣️♥️♥️

[vestal snow]

Valid

[coarse citrus]

nvm i got a whole message

[digital ridge]

id never leave u hanging

[vestal snow]

Lia hates me

[coarse citrus]

🗣️ 🗣️ ❤️

[vestal snow]

Oh well

Bye Lia have a great night

[digital ridge]

ok bye im gonna fail LMFAO

[digital ridge]

oddly threatening

[dreamy vessel]

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot.

[digital ridge]

OKAY BYE

[coarse citrus]

all that beef from like two months ago

[vestal snow]

I got a message guys we’re okay

[stiff jay]

** Bye Lía have a great night**

[vestal snow]

Why the accent over Lia 😭

[stiff jay]

Spanish keyboard

[coarse citrus]

so odd

[stiff jay]

Does weird shit sometimes

[vestal snow]

Is Lia Spanish now

[dreamy vessel]

yes

new lia lore drop

[vestal snow]

Trying to imagine how to even pronounce that

[verbal ridge]

guys we're so close to beating sb14

[dreamy vessel]

im not ready to let her go yet

[vestal snow]

El Keonso has entered el chatto (spanish btw)

[dreamy vessel]

1 min of silence for her when we beat it plz

[coarse citrus]

NICK

[verbal ridge]

we should stop one message after we beat it

[bold lava]

SB14 can be topped in number but never by the intensity

[stiff jay]

Really?! I thought that was Japanese

[vestal snow]

Is that not allowed

[stiff jay]

Send one final Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

Then let it be

[coarse citrus]

ay sb14 got 5000 messages by 7pm i thinkk

[dreamy vessel]

out of all the new sbs, this one is the only one allowed to beat sb14

[coarse citrus]

took us longer than that

[vestal snow]

Agree

This is the birth of The Company

[bold lava]

SB14 was heated

And it was hella fun

[stiff jay]

What time is it for u now

[dreamy vessel]

sb14 birthed the company, and now fr

[coarse citrus]

has anyone watched markiplier play lethal company

10

pm

[dreamy vessel]

no

nerd

[vestal snow]

I watched him play poppy playtime

[stiff jay]

Go sleep

[coarse citrus]

he sings a little song

[stiff jay]

Yes

[coarse citrus]

ab "the company"

[bold lava]

Idk the last time I watched markiplier

[stiff jay]

How dare you

[vestal snow]

I just watch schlatt

[stiff jay]

You saw nothing

[coarse citrus]

anyways i sang it to myself when u said this

game theory 🔛 🔝

[stiff jay]

https://tenor.com/view/jschlatt-schlatt-angry-oh-my-god-he-killed-that-skeleton-gif-23729725

[coarse citrus]

also [redacted]

[vestal snow]

Funniest fkn YouTuber i swear

[stiff jay]

Scared to see how it’ll be now

[verbal ridge]

i need to go to sleep but i dont wanna miss beating sb14

[bold lava]

https://tenor.com/view/jambo-jschlatt-whatever-huh-meme-jambo-schlatt-gif-25590760

[vestal snow]

Jambo??

[coarse citrus]

tom does a good job

[stiff jay]

Me exactly

[dreamy vessel]

losers

nerds

[stiff jay]

Got work tomorrow aswell

[dreamy vessel]

all of you

[stiff jay]

Nice car

[stiff jay]

Thank you Lisa you are so kind to us

[coarse citrus]

how bout this: we beat sb14, take a break, keons and aspen sleep, nick goes home

[vestal snow]

Nah

[bold lava]

This is my real car

One of them

[dreamy vessel]

you're welcome :)

[coarse citrus]

we reconvene later with those of us that are awake

[vestal snow]

Woah that’s a beautiful car

[dreamy vessel]

no

[vestal snow]

He looks very wise

[dreamy vessel]

yap break denied

[bold lava]

He's stupid actually

[stiff jay]

Good idea. Execution will fall flat however

[vestal snow]

Is he your pfp

[bold lava]

He gets bullied

[stiff jay]

He fluffy car

[dreamy vessel]

we're too close

[bold lava]

No that's one of my other 2

[verbal ridge]

ive never been a nerd

wtf

i am not a nerd

take it back

[dreamy vessel]

Send one final Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[stiff jay]

You found some podsul on ur Minecraft game

Well done

[verbal ridge]

nerds are smart, i can hardly speak english

[vestal snow]

114 messages away

We got this

[vestal snow]

Jumpscare wtf

[bold lava]

I gave her a bath

[coarse citrus]

i wonder how much this message levels us up

[stiff jay]

I can tell

[coarse citrus]

like fr

[stiff jay]

0

[dreamy vessel]

not

[verbal ridge]

do we have a problem again

[bold lava]

Erm thats mycelium 🤓

[stiff jay]

Lemme test it

[vestal snow]

Uh oh

Aspen and Keons bout to go a few rounds again

[verbal ridge]

like 1

[verbal ridge]

i am too tired

[vestal snow]

WHO UNSPOILERED THE THINGS G

[dreamy vessel]

barely

[stiff jay]

Only 1

[vestal snow]

You have to leave it spoiled

[coarse citrus]

thats what happens when you copy it

[dreamy vessel]

U JUST NOTICED?

[stiff jay]

Nah

[vestal snow]

Bruh

[coarse citrus]

it unspoils

[vestal snow]

Yes

[stiff jay]

Im sleepy

[vestal snow]

Dammit

[stiff jay]

No I’m too sleepy

[bold lava]

Normal babies

[dreamy vessel]

me when

[stiff jay]

2 very cute cars

[bold lava]

One is annoying and will scratch my wall when she's mad

[vestal snow]

Same

[stiff jay]

That’s me sorry

[verbal ridge]

300 tracks in my adidas track jacket

[dreamy vessel]

wtf......

[bold lava]

The other is a baby that would never hurt a fly except for Grayson

[vestal snow]

Waht’s a Grayson

[bold lava]

His ass is terrified of her

[coarse citrus]

why do you have all of these

[coarse citrus]

[bold lava]

The cat standing earlier when i was playing minecraft

[vestal snow]

Me when I’m gay

[stiff jay]

I have a top folder of 2K+ photos

[stiff jay]

Lemme scroll

[dreamy vessel]

too far no gay stuff plz

[stiff jay]

I’ll find old Josh

[vestal snow]

Lisa homophobic incident

[dreamy vessel]

get help buddy

[stiff jay]

Nah that’s boring

[dreamy vessel]

wdym ive always been

[dreamy vessel]

so close

[coarse citrus]

we are just bored atp

[bold lava]

Should I censor the name in the future 😭 the message is hilarious but I don't want to feel like it's bullying

[vestal snow]

Maybe

[bold lava]

Mods would approve

[dreamy vessel]

13 more guys

[vestal snow]

THIRTEEN MESSAGES AHHHH

[coarse citrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/470330688235765770/960677890092048464/08734671-FDE0-48D1-ACD5-9275E388F14A.gif

[dreamy vessel]

IM NOT READY

[vestal snow]

WE’RE ALMOST THERE

[coarse citrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1208318225432051763/1210302956558094346/31a72afda250825d993400c3ef28c55c_1.gif

[vestal snow]

GUYS

[dreamy vessel]

one minute of silence

[stiff jay]

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[dreamy vessel]

Send one final Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[vestal snow]

THIS IS HISTORY IN THE MAKING

[stiff jay]

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[coarse citrus]

Send one final Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[stiff jay]

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[vestal snow]

No that’s not gonna be the last message I refuse

No

Stop it

[stiff jay]

Booo

[dreamy vessel]

Send one final Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[vestal snow]

This is bullying

[stiff jay]

Boring Nick

[vestal snow]

@poor make them stop

[stiff jay]

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[verbal ridge]

did we make it

[vestal snow]

Blocked and reported

[verbal ridge]

did we do it

[coarse citrus]

yea

[vestal snow]

YES

[stiff jay]

We did it

[vestal snow]

Okay now to 7k

[dreamy vessel]

crying

[coarse citrus]

sb14 has 6711

[verbal ridge]

WE DID ITT

SO PROUD OF US

[bold lava]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-yes-avengers-infinity-war-avengers-infinity-war-2018-gif-2833405459761710388

[stiff jay]

well done yappers

[vestal snow]

@swift totem you’re fired you weren’t here to make history

[verbal ridge]

what did it cost?

[dreamy vessel]

DAMN

[coarse citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/dh9511dh-empty-wallet-hurt-look-away-gif-13355852

[dreamy vessel]

alr 3:30 time for bed

[coarse citrus]

dang just like thag

[vestal snow]

SB22 is the new SB14

[verbal ridge]

ok goodnight yappers

[dreamy vessel]

bye yapqueens

[verbal ridge]

nick go home now

[bold lava]

Everything

[coarse citrus]

yea nick

[coarse citrus]

2K PINGS??/

[vestal snow]

@swift totem you’re unfired they made me feel bad

[verbal ridge]

2K?

ARE YOU OK

[bold lava]

Is 2k bad

[dreamy vessel]

yes

[coarse citrus]

i have 0

[stiff jay]

Check ur pings I beg

[bold lava]

I have notifications off for the most part

[stiff jay]

I have to clear my pings

[vestal snow]

I have 19 pings

[stiff jay]

It pisses me off otherwise

[verbal ridge]

i have 0 pings

no one likes me

[dreamy vessel]

yo where r the other two pilots

[coarse citrus]

how do you not all clear them asap

[stiff jay]

Lonely human /j

[vestal snow]

Pingots

Twenty one pingots

[dreamy vessel]

ingots

[stiff jay]

In Ohio

[vestal snow]

Minecraft?

[bold lava]

There's one server with over 1k alone

[dreamy vessel]

the
ory

[coarse citrus]

jesus

[vestal snow]

OBAMNA

[dreamy vessel]

obama

[coarse citrus]

BARACK OBAMNA

[dreamy vessel]

bed time

good night

[bold lava]

I literally only joined that server to use the emotes because someone gifted me a twitch sub

[stiff jay]

Goodnight song battle 22. Gotta be up at 6am lol

[dreamy vessel]

see you guys at noon

[coarse citrus]

gn lisa

[vestal snow]

Bye CMO

[coarse citrus]

and yall europeans

[dreamy vessel]

(your noon, my 5pm)

[bold lava]

I've never tuned into a single one of this guy's streams tbh

[vestal snow]

I need to go home now

[stiff jay]

Night Lisa

[verbal ridge]

goodnight coworkers

[dreamy vessel]

yes good

[coarse citrus]

yea nick its mf 10:30

[stiff jay]

Safe drives Nick

[vestal snow]

I’ll be home in a little over 20 minutes

[verbal ridge]

yes drive safe nicolas

[bold lava]

Almost 11 PM

[vestal snow]

Bye Yappers 🫡

[coarse citrus]

bye nick

[verbal ridge]

farewell

[bold lava]

See ya

[stiff jay]

Adiós

[vestal snow]

Poot will surely let us keep our newfound company

[coarse citrus]

unfortunately

this was fun besties

[bold lava]

Song battles are great

Favorite part of this discord tbh

[coarse citrus]

vibes are fr immaculate

[bold lava]

If you think about it, the gravemind is kinda a yapper

Bro talked people into insanity

[shell pollen]

we simply migrate offices every day. it's a simple process

[vestal snow]

Rook is back!! Means we get to keep yapping

||I am driving||

[frail depot]

Are you hiring

👀

[coarse citrus]

NICK

GET OFF UR MF PHONE

[coarse citrus]

mayhaps

whats some skills you possess

[frail depot]

I think I can induce laughter

[coarse citrus]

hired in the humor department

which is our largest one

[vestal snow]

Dayco I need an Uber driver

[frail depot]

Ok

Be there in 5

[coarse citrus]

alright

up to date hiring list

[vestal snow]

Okay now im home

[bold lava]

Exactly 20 minutes

Congrats

[vestal snow]

There was a cop behind me when I was discording and driving

Oops

I got away tho

[orchid swan]

he knows your crimes

[brave lynx]

Building our own lore

[orchid swan]

one time while driving i saw 7 cop cars within the span of 20 minutes
i think it's because i had a box of donuts

[brave lynx]

Guys please be safe don't yap and drive

[orchid swan]

they sniffed me out

[brave lynx]

We must live to yap another day

[orchid swan]

for real

do not let the law get involved

[brave lynx]

What do we think tomorrow's yap campaign will be over

Kitchen sink is coming around one of these days 😬

Trees too

[orchid swan]

yeah those will cause a storm

[vestal snow]

HR IS BACK

[vestal snow]

Lyrics to Truce 2

[brave lynx]

"we had to steal him from his fate so he could yap another day"
-- Taxi Cab probably

Naw I take that back that song is called Uber Driver

https://tenor.com/view/oovoo-javer-uber-oovoojaver-gif-10734540

[vestal snow]

Oovoo Javer is track 14 on the new record

[coarse citrus]

dont do dat

[vestal snow]

I survived

We’re good

[coarse citrus]

[lethal pond]

Hello Party people

I'm back

For some minutes at least before I have to continue to work. What did I miss. Have you told the middest joke oder yappers Inc history?

[vestal snow]

what do you call a chicken looking at a salad?

chicken sees a salad 🐓 🥗

[lethal pond]

🥹🥹

You are just as precious as when I left you

[vestal snow]

[lethal pond]

Okay but did anything company lore wise happen

Any new employees, have I been overthrown, someone died?

[vestal snow]

When did you leave

[lethal pond]

Idk tbh

[vestal snow]

Oh well

Scroll til you find the most recent diagram

[lethal pond]

Around 2hours ago maybe

[vestal snow]

Any questions, I can answer

[lethal pond]

Oh my department has grown

Love to see it

What's asspens job now? Did Toad got redemption?

[vestal snow]

Toad didn’t get redeemed or damned

Just kinda there

[lethal pond]

Hmm I see

[vestal snow]

Aspen has been reassigned to Lia’s department I believe

[lethal pond]

Well he is denial manager what is bro denying?

Just in general everything? Like all the accusations?

Bc he did confess one poising

[vestal snow]

Yes

He kept deleting messages

And claiming he was innocent

[lethal pond]

Lol

That's very mid humor. Proud of asscrackpen

[vestal snow]

ASSCRACKPEN 😭😭

[lethal pond]

How does one do the little spoiler thing

The one you love to do

[vestal snow]

|| on either side of a message

[coarse citrus]

im goin 2 bed

[vestal snow]

Same

[coarse citrus]

night yapppers inc

see u in da mornin

[lethal pond]

Ass||crack||pen

😦

Good night party people

[vestal snow]

Two of them on each side lol

[lethal pond]

MUAHAHAHA

[vestal snow]

There ya go

[lethal pond]

Thanks

[vestal snow]

||np||

[lethal pond]

Hard on the phone

Sleep well and sweet yapping dreams

[twilit pivot]

I cant believe yall just quieted down

[orchid swan]

never

[twilit pivot]

I went to the mall went to the supermarket came home cooked dinner baked a cake decorated a cake ate dinner cleaned up after and you've been here the whole time

it really is a fully time job

[twilit pivot]

I would like to be promoted to assistant everyone else is assistant

[tawny radish]

hmm

seems like you're not very committed to the company's mission

[twilit pivot]

I am i just work night shifts I'm doing the heavy lifting

my shift just started

[lethal pond]

Without beeing in your department I can see the engagement

[brave lynx]

What do the colors mean on the chart

[lethal pond]

A true yapper

[lethal pond]

Just the color we have in chat

[brave lynx]

Love that

[lethal pond]

Ye

Finally finished my night shift

Now a quick power nap or maybe not bc got a driving lessons in 2 hours

[wind geyser]

theres nearly seven thousand messages in here what the fuck

more than sb14

[shell pollen]

we were allowed to yap and that does wonders

[lethal pond]

Oh we did it?

I wasn't there for sb14, since I joined this sever some days ago but I heard the legends

[lethal pond]

In yappers Inc everybody gets to yap as much as they want to

We need some video people. We need a commercial

[formal bridge]

never

[lethal pond]

It's night in eagle, inch and mile world right?

We need some European back up so we don't get too quite.. The yapping needs to continue

[undone bear]

demacoaster

[lethal pond]

I entered state of overtiredness. Is this a joke for me?

Is for me 👉🏻👈🏻

[orchid swan]

6.9k hahahahahahaha

[lethal pond]

Toad

[orchid swan]

hi

[lethal pond]

Oh oh

[orchid swan]

yes yes?

do you have a joke

[lethal pond]

What's brown, small and somehow manages to channel all sins of the world on themselves

That's right

||you||

Idk if you are small but your name is Brown before I get any accusations

[wind geyser]

um actually my name is aum

[undone bear]

DAMN

6.9K MESSAGES

[lethal pond]

Nice

[orchid swan]

now now friend, for I am a white man

[orchid swan]

scaey

how did I misspell that

I saw that bro

[lethal pond]

You saw noting

You Toad, nobody believes you

[orchid swan]

you have committed dirty dirty crimes which are perfectly form fitted

[lethal pond]

Fake you out mentioned 🗣️🗣️

[orchid swan]

https://tenor.com/view/gentleman-giga-chad-sigma-male-gif-25702945

song battle #22 is the new song battle #14

[lethal pond]

It's not song battle #22 anymore... It's YAPPERS INC

[orchid swan]

FACT 🗣️🗣️

YapCorp

[lethal pond]

How many crimes you committed since I was gone?

[orchid swan]

none

zero

[lethal pond]

That has to be one big ahh lie

Working with as||scrack||pen I see

[wind geyser]

ass crack pen

[orchid swan]

ass crack pen

[lethal pond]

Congrats you both have the ability to read

[orchid swan]

thanks, I pride myself in that skill

[wind geyser]

i dont

[lethal pond]

It's surprising by one of you

[orchid swan]

damn

aum poop for some reason I thought your pfp was an opossum

[wind geyser]

im surprised anyone in this thread can read considering theyre all three

IM HELLO KITTY

[orchid swan]

fr

I KNOW NOW

[lethal pond]

I take everything back

[orchid swan]

aum||ass crack pen||poop

[lethal pond]

Okay that one made me giggle hard