Song Battle #22

[stiff jay]

first you choke on a hairball. Then you fake dying from ‘poison’ FRAME me get me fired. STEAL MY CAKE. Steal my JIM title AND NOW YOUR LYING EVEN MORE

[dreamy vessel]

good idea

[verbal ridge]

yes

[dreamy vessel]

move the unwanted around

[undone bear]

I gotta know what job I'm applying for

[stiff jay]

No DONT make me leave my bestie pleased

[coarse citrus]

he deserves to see this when he gets up tbh

[dreamy vessel]

Would you like a job in marketing

[stiff jay]

😭😭

[verbal ridge]

yap yap yap, blah blah blah

[vestal snow]

Lolol

[lethal pond]

Lost talent nick.. Lost talent..

[verbal ridge]

all people do is complain these days

[coarse citrus]

are u gonna get along then

[vestal snow]

What?

[undone bear]

Marketing hm? What am I marketing?

[dreamy vessel]

Song battles

[coarse citrus]

yappers inc

[stiff jay]

Ok Tom macdonnald

[vestal snow]

That was hilarious tfym @lethal pond

[undone bear]

Hmmm

[lethal pond]

Your potential is overwhelming

[stiff jay]

Pleased is my bestie

[vestal snow]

Oh oh oh

[lethal pond]

No I mean you

[vestal snow]

Okay thanks

[stiff jay]

Keons I dislike

Backstabber

[lethal pond]

Np pal

[vestal snow]

I thought you were saying it wasn’t funny and i was offended

[verbal ridge]

bck stb

[lethal pond]

No no

[undone bear]

I gotta know what songs y'all prefer

[vestal snow]

PF only becoming a better employee as part of Yappers Inc

[lethal pond]

You are the Humors department favorite

[stiff jay]

That’s what u do

[dreamy vessel]

only one that is important is 14

[coarse citrus]

pleased fired u tho

[verbal ridge]

IM NOT THE BACKSTABBER IM THE BACKSTABBEE, /UNVERIFY ASPEN

[dreamy vessel]

what would you choose on song battle 14

[stiff jay]

LIES.

[undone bear]

Let me check

[dreamy vessel]

this is a life or death question

[stiff jay]

@lethal pond how could you.

[vestal snow]

/unyapper @stiff jay

[stiff jay]

I WAS YOUR BOSS

[lethal pond]

How the turn tables

[coarse citrus]

this is fr what happens when hr disappears

[lethal pond]

I mean

[wanton bane]

LEVEL UP: You are now level 6!

[undone bear]

Hmm
That's a tricky pick, both songs helped me through hard times

[lethal pond]

Womp

[dreamy vessel]

aspen you're being transferred to a different branch, out of state

[vestal snow]

🤓

[stiff jay]

I will blow you all up

[undone bear]

I think I remember not voting on that one

[coarse citrus]

ASPEN

[undone bear]

I couldn't decide

[vestal snow]

Outsource the work he does to some company overseas and fire him

[dreamy vessel]

wow hey there buddy

[lethal pond]

Living up to Toad I see

[coarse citrus]

borderline lia department actions

[stiff jay]

I WAS INNOCENT

YOU HAVE TURNED ME INTO A MONSTER

KEONS

[verbal ridge]

pFTTT

[dreamy vessel]

transferred to difficult department

[vestal snow]

W half-joke

[lethal pond]

Just keons things

[vestal snow]

We could put aspen in Lia’s department…..

[undone bear]

Did I pass the test?

[verbal ridge]

what do you want

[dreamy vessel]

I need an answer however, or maybe on song battle #23

[coarse citrus]

this might be the move

[stiff jay]

ALL I DID WAS SAVE PEOPLES LIVES AND YALL FIRE ME

[verbal ridge]

whats 2 x 2

[stiff jay]

Ayo…

[lethal pond]

Bud what test this is real life company business

[stiff jay]

We will have no Taylor swift references

[dreamy vessel]

yapper test, obviously

[undone bear]

Twenty one pilots of course

[vestal snow]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-gif-26070434

Are you jealous

[verbal ridge]

🤨

[stiff jay]

THEY REPLIED TO ME WITH IT

[dreamy vessel]

hmmm

[undone bear]

(4)

[stiff jay]

WDYM JEALOUS

[vestal snow]

Wait nvm thought that was an Asher ref

[lethal pond]

Can't laugh about it..

[verbal ridge]

guys they seem smart

[lethal pond]

Hard one

[verbal ridge]

almost too smart for us

[dreamy vessel]

EVERYBODY HERE LISTEN

[stiff jay]

Get glasses

[verbal ridge]

WOAH

[dreamy vessel]

LISTEN UP

anathema or truce

[undone bear]

Yuh

[lethal pond]

Okay

[coarse citrus]

LISTEN TO LIsA

[dreamy vessel]

LIA?!?!?!?

[undone bear]

I can't decide :(

[vestal snow]

Boutta play some pretty music on piano in [REDACTED] major

[verbal ridge]

THIS IS FAKE

[lethal pond]

LIsA

[stiff jay]

LISR

[coarse citrus]

fired

[vestal snow]

||E#||

[coarse citrus]

anathema

[stiff jay]

LOOK KEONS IS TRYING TO INCIMINATE ME AGAIN

I AM INNCOENT

[verbal ridge]

lisa what did you want to say

[dreamy vessel]

truce or anathema

[lethal pond]

Truce was just it for me

[verbal ridge]

who do you guys believe, me or aspen

[lethal pond]

🚬

[vestal snow]

Lisa is asking newcomer The Question

[undone bear]

Anathema is LEGENDARY but also Truce stopped me from doing some stuff I'd regret soo I can't decide

[coarse citrus]

||E SHARP DOESNT EXIST ||

[stiff jay]

Lisa I will not listen. You fired me.

[dreamy vessel]

fired on the spot

[wanton bane]

LEVEL UP: You are now level 18!

[stiff jay]

You are a manipulator

[vestal snow]

||it does tho||

[lethal pond]

Truce is the reason for the humor department so no one has to feel like I did back then

[vestal snow]

||it’s a secret key you’ve never heard before||

[wanton bane]

LEVEL UP: You are now level 39!

[coarse citrus]

||it is just...f???||

[vestal snow]

Okay thanks Nico

[dreamy vessel]

hm

difficult

[verbal ridge]

no im not

[vestal snow]

||………would you like a job in the secrecy department||

[coarse citrus]

nico confirming nicks incorrect music takes

[lethal pond]

I discovered anathema a month ago so can't have the relationship many others maybe have sry

[stiff jay]

Apparently Nico hadn’t heard it either

[stiff jay]

Liar. Again

[coarse citrus]

||mayhaps... a secret one||

[undone bear]

So did I pass?

[dreamy vessel]

sure sure

[vestal snow]

Nico works in the secrecy department dont worry about it

[undone bear]

YIPPEE

[coarse citrus]

i think so ur hired 🤝

marketing?

[verbal ridge]

omg welcome to the team, would you like some moist raisins

[dreamy vessel]

Yes marketing

[coarse citrus]

so i can add to the hierarchy

[dreamy vessel]

STOP SCARING THE NEW HIRES

[lethal pond]

Hello new employee tell me your best mid joke please

[verbal ridge]

IM BEING WELCOMING??

[undone bear]

[stiff jay]

@verbal ridge please read on this. It explains your behaviour.

[undone bear]

I like my men like I like my coffee

Sleep deprived

(Is that funny enough?)

[verbal ridge]

its not loading

[dreamy vessel]

ay who @ me???

[lethal pond]

Hmm... I'll let it pass this one time but keep it up OK?

[coarse citrus]

new hierarchy dropped

[vestal snow]

You work in marketing you obviously are good at lying

[stiff jay]

Even more lies smh

[undone bear]

Understood 🫡

[verbal ridge]

ITS NOT

[lethal pond]

I got asher now? Heck yeah

[stiff jay]

IT IS DWIGHT

[vestal snow]

W hire tbh

[lethal pond]

Obviously

[stiff jay]

Incorrect

[undone bear]

Do we know the next songs or? I gotta prepare for songs

[dreamy vessel]

I emphasise the truth

[coarse citrus]

i am THE ceo do not say that

[vestal snow]

Fuckin’ hell we’re at 5100 messages

We might break sb14

[lethal pond]

Wha

[stiff jay]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-meme-blocked-bateman-patrick-patrick-bateman-gif-25526259

[coarse citrus]

were goin crazy

[stiff jay]

/j

[dreamy vessel]

we will

[verbal ridge]

SEE ITS NOT LOADING

[dreamy vessel]

once we do i require a minute of silence

[stiff jay]

Who tf is Ben

[coarse citrus]

also nick i hate u for leaving me hanging

[lethal pond]

Aspen I set you free. So you can build your own department

[undone bear]

For marketing things

[stiff jay]

BABAHAHAHA

PROPOGANDA

[coarse citrus]

what

[stiff jay]

Nick message

[lethal pond]

HELL NAW

[vestal snow]

[stiff jay]

SEE LOOK MORE LIES

KEONS IS THE LIAR

[coarse citrus]

nvm i know exactly what hes on ab

[stiff jay]

AND YALL FIRED ME COS OF THEIR BULLSHITTERY

[undone bear]

You're fired?

[dreamy vessel]

well, demoted

[stiff jay]

I will no longer teach you to count to 4

[undone bear]

Man..

[vestal snow]

More secrets

[lethal pond]

It's okay :3

I'll just die

[dreamy vessel]

no one fired you mr dramatic

[lethal pond]

🙂

[verbal ridge]

PROOF ASPEN IS A LIAR, LYING ABOUT BEING FIRED

[coarse citrus]

am i an honorary member of the secrets department now

[stiff jay]

MY POSITION GOT ERADICATED

[undone bear]

https://tenor.com/view/irenew-tyler-joseph-twenty-one-pilots-shock-shook-gif-12035202437478503243

[dreamy vessel]

things got outta hand

[vestal snow]

You’re ceo you’re p||yes||art of every department

[dreamy vessel]

got what now

[stiff jay]

Thanks to KEONS

[coarse citrus]

we needed to cut down on the number of C level execs

[lethal pond]

This company is collapsing as quick as it got build

[undone bear]

That's crazy

[verbal ridge]

🤨

[coarse citrus]

[stiff jay]

Read it again

[dreamy vessel]

false pls stop spreading lies

[vestal snow]

C suite Yappers need to be calm and collected even in times of strife and conflict

[vestal snow]

Aspen is not displaying this behavior

[verbal ridge]

||welcome aboard||

[vestal snow]

Hence the demotion

[lethal pond]

It was a joke

That's my job

[coarse citrus]

and not start fights that put u in the get along closet

[stiff jay]

||Dyslexia popped off for a moment ||

[dreamy vessel]

you're right mb

[stiff jay]

I am calm

Have a cake

[coarse citrus]

|| ||

[vestal snow]

Audre he has no idea why this is funny

[dreamy vessel]

[verbal ridge]

aspen was a c suite yapper, and i fear his bullying of me was abusing his power. i am yet but a humble employee.

[coarse citrus]

theyre gonna figure it out if u keep saying this

[vestal snow]

Good intern 👏

[dreamy vessel]

THIS IS UNFAIR

[vestal snow]

Assistant***

Sorry

[stiff jay]

You bullied me out of power. You gaslit and you spread lies. I saved your life, I protected you and you twisted it and got me demoted.

[verbal ridge]

🫡

[coarse citrus]

assistnat

[dreamy vessel]

ass is tnat

[coarse citrus]

BAHAHHA

[vestal snow]

Chief grammar officer when

[lethal pond]

I just think aspen was treated poorly. He was just not flourishing in the humor department. He needs his own back. Or at least a health department for breathing and stuff

[coarse citrus]

[stiff jay]

You even made me get fired by my own assistant keons.

[vestal snow]

Absolutely not

[dreamy vessel]

this in dutch literally means ass is too wet

[vestal snow]

Aspen does not get his own department

[verbal ridge]

i fear sometimes you have to own up to your actions

[coarse citrus]

keons was not your assistant

[verbal ridge]

you have yet to do so

[lethal pond]

Who tells you to breath?

[dreamy vessel]

I ALMOST HAD YTOU

FUCK

[vestal snow]

Gotta test the waters

[stiff jay]

I did not do any wrong. I saved your life and I protected you from vals behaviour. And yet you stole my cake, got me demoted and still continue to gaslight.

[vestal snow]

Were you baiting me Lisa 😭

[coarse citrus]

i think CUO fits you. with lias lack of yapping along with us you can rise to the rank of co-c levels with good behavior

[lethal pond]

I have a name sir

[dreamy vessel]

not even

[stiff jay]

I poisoned one person with the air. Because I was defending keons.

[vestal snow]

Oh okay

Felt like it

[verbal ridge]

GET HIMMMM

[lethal pond]

Confession

[dreamy vessel]

L

gottem

[stiff jay]

Not very calm is it now

[lethal pond]

Uuuuh

[stiff jay]

That’s one. You stated 3 cases

[dreamy vessel]

sigh

[verbal ridge]

i am not c suite, i am not required to be calm

[dreamy vessel]

can we just fire them all until hr is back

[stiff jay]

You are a certified liar

[coarse citrus]

just me n lisa

lmfao

[verbal ridge]

dont fire me pls

[lethal pond]

I'm in desperate need for a good ol nick joke

[vestal snow]

[verbal ridge]

ill let you in on a secret

[stiff jay]

||you are now aware of your breathing||

[dreamy vessel]

we overthrew u remembr

[undone bear]

Joke loading

[coarse citrus]

you are on thin ice

[vestal snow]

What

[lethal pond]

Ty!

[vestal snow]

When

Why am i on thin ice

[dreamy vessel]

LAAAAAAAAAAAST STRAW

[coarse citrus]

when we started the c levels

[stiff jay]

I am simply returning to my routes

[coarse citrus]

/tags use nickcso

[dreamy vessel]

QUIT IT

[vestal snow]

I literally applied to a new position and was awarded said position how is that “thin ice”

[stiff jay]

||you are aware of your tongue||

[undone bear]

What did the sushi say to the bee?

[dreamy vessel]

second thoughts

[coarse citrus]

cause you can be moved back

[verbal ridge]

i despise you

[vestal snow]

Ok ok sorry

I’ll just go back to my secrets

[lethal pond]

I wait

[verbal ridge]

/ban /ban /ban

[vestal snow]

https://tenor.com/view/frodo-keep-your-secrets-alright-then-lotr-gif-12907121

Me when i keep my secrets

[stiff jay]

If you didn’t get me fired it would’ve never come to this

[undone bear]

Wasabee

[lethal pond]

Hahahahw

[verbal ridge]

you werent FIRED

[lethal pond]

No bc why am I rlly laughing rn xD

[stiff jay]

Demoted*

[lethal pond]

Damn

You're a tough one

[dreamy vessel]

yapper inc went from song battle wars to company to making employees fight

[verbal ridge]

me when, me when i , me when your, me when your mum, me when she

[stiff jay]

Justice for my breathing techniques

[vestal snow]

nice one Keons

[coarse citrus]

we tried the closet and it didnt work

[verbal ridge]

thanks

[lethal pond]

Good one

[dreamy vessel]

mayb try again

[stiff jay]

It did. Momenterally

[dreamy vessel]

keons

aspen

[vestal snow]

bouta come out of the closet it’s dark in here

[dreamy vessel]

sit down

breathe

[verbal ridge]

hello

[dreamy vessel]

both of you

[verbal ridge]

oh 🧘

[lethal pond]

Funny cause asspen

[stiff jay]

Cant theres no CBO

[coarse citrus]

do we need another few minutes in the closet

[dreamy vessel]

and, i cant believe im saying this, SHUT THE FUCK UP

[undone bear]

I try 🫡
Ping me for a joke, your honors, I am off to listen to twenty one pilots
Stay alive
|-/

[vestal snow]

This fucking killed me 😭

[verbal ridge]

inhale cough choke splutter exhale

[lethal pond]

Uh I like this one

[verbal ridge]

sorry saliva

[stiff jay]

This is why we need a CBO

[lethal pond]

We have to keep her

[dreamy vessel]

alright

[vestal snow]

No more CBO’s

[verbal ridge]

ok

[dreamy vessel]

now that we're calm

ima apply some skills here

[lethal pond]

Not very calm 😦

[stiff jay]

No last time keons stole my cake

[dreamy vessel]

keons u first

what is the issue

[lethal pond]

Poopie

[verbal ridge]

aspen keeps yelling at me, and bullied me when he was c suite member, and is now spreading lies about me

[coarse citrus]

||i am literally crying||

[dreamy vessel]

alright cool

aspen now u

what is the issue

[stiff jay]

That’s not true

[coarse citrus]

noooo

[dreamy vessel]

NO REACTIONS

[lethal pond]

I tried so hard to keep it in 😭😂

[dreamy vessel]

IN YOUR OWN WORDS

[coarse citrus]

just explain your side

[stiff jay]

One moment

[vestal snow]

😏😏

[lethal pond]

https://tenor.com/view/twho-hours-later-sp-funny-gif-18933136

[vestal snow]

No delete

Just leaving it there

[coarse citrus]

bold

[verbal ridge]

the poopie??

[lethal pond]

Maybe?

[dreamy vessel]

keons in the meantime, rephrase the issue by only referring to yourself and not actions of another person

[lethal pond]

Yes.. Maybe I just shit my pants for the joke who knows

[verbal ridge]

i am a victim

[dreamy vessel]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[vestal snow]

Free my man he ain’t do nun wrong

[dreamy vessel]

Would you say

you're an exception

[stiff jay]

Keons made up lies about me. I saved them from choking on a hairball. I protected them from Val. Then they tried to get me demoted (sucsseeded in the lies). I made a multiple cakes for keons (they ignored them). We got out in the closet and they stole my cake I made for Nick and claimed it to be their own. Now I am CBO less and I am without my assistant and my cakes.

[vestal snow]

Me when I’m a fucking egg

[stiff jay]

🥚

[verbal ridge]

when when the chicken lays and i egg

[lethal pond]

😂😂💀

[dreamy vessel]

that must've been very tough for you

sucks

[coarse citrus]

ok wait i fr read "we made out in the closet" and i said WHAT

[dreamy vessel]

suck it up

[verbal ridge]

we what in the closet 🤨

[coarse citrus]

nick

[vestal snow]

I got away with it

[verbal ridge]

nick i saw that

[lethal pond]

NO WHY DID YOU DELETE FERTILIZE ME

[vestal snow]

Ayo??

[stiff jay]

You stole my cake.

[coarse citrus]

no i saw it

[verbal ridge]

AYO???

[dreamy vessel]

Aspen what do you need to move on

[coarse citrus]

AHHHHHH

[lethal pond]

HELL NAH

[coarse citrus]

nick a true lesbian confirmed

[dreamy vessel]

DAMN

THAT WAS

[lethal pond]

I just saw it cause it was so funny nick

[dreamy vessel]

HELLO????

[lethal pond]

HELLO

[coarse citrus]

yo

[stiff jay]

Hello

[coarse citrus]

what the heck

[vestal snow]

Hi :))

[lethal pond]

EXCUSE ME

[coarse citrus]

i missed all of dat

[lethal pond]

Nick gone wild

[stiff jay]

You are excused

[vestal snow]

[dreamy vessel]

not only nick wtf

anyways

aspen

[lethal pond]

Not talking to you tho

[verbal ridge]

i didnt see what happened

[stiff jay]

Nick was just doing some arts and crafts

[verbal ridge]

because i am secrecy

[stiff jay]

Wow mean

[verbal ridge]

and secrecy is me

[vestal snow]

attaboy

[lethal pond]

Leave me out of this 😭

[stiff jay]

After all I did for you… how could you

[vestal snow]

/attagirl/attathem idk

[verbal ridge]

progressive

[lethal pond]

I tried everything

[stiff jay]

Attahuman

[coarse citrus]

a step away from his sexist beginnings

[lethal pond]

Can't yall just laugh and brush it off?

[vestal snow]

See I’m doing better

[verbal ridge]

we are seeing a transformation

[dreamy vessel]

somebody send that copypasta again

OR NOT

[stiff jay]

IM TRYNA FIND IT

[vestal snow]

[stiff jay]

WE HAVE YAPPED ALOT

[verbal ridge]

the silence thats so funny

[dreamy vessel]

try to find your sanity first

[verbal ridge]

thats the longest we have not talked

[coarse citrus]

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[vestal snow]

Wtf was that PF

[dreamy vessel]

THANK YOU

[vestal snow]

I saw German

But idk what it was

[verbal ridge]

german

[lethal pond]

I can explain

[coarse citrus]

from nick cso ez

[verbal ridge]

hope that helps

[stiff jay]

I don’t have that

[lethal pond]

Lol

[vestal snow]

Thank you secrecy department

[stiff jay]

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[lethal pond]

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[vestal snow]

||thought you doxxed me for a sec icl||

[dreamy vessel]

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[verbal ridge]

ellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy fuckass admin Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[stiff jay]

HELP

[vestal snow]

Ellow

[verbal ridge]

"ellow" i had to britishfy it

[coarse citrus]

💀 no what i used to find it

[stiff jay]

Mods if you are watching us we promise we are behaving xoxoxo

[stiff jay]

Ew a Brit

[vestal snow]

Poor would never mute us

[coarse citrus]

poor

[verbal ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[coarse citrus]

poot always tryna silence our yapping

[dreamy vessel]

I feel like they haven't checked in ages

[vestal snow]

This is a modless world

[stiff jay]

I feel like they see us as lost causes

[verbal ridge]

they probably have

[stiff jay]

We are left to our own devices

[verbal ridge]

and just sighed and moved on

[stiff jay]

As it keeps the rest of the server sain

[vestal snow]

They’re all just counting down to noon tomorrow so they can shut us up

[lethal pond]

What if they had and read along and just accept it bc we are so funny

[dreamy vessel]

I call for 1 minute of silence when this thread overtakes #14 out of respect

[vestal snow]

Little do they know we’ll just pick up where we left off in #23

[coarse citrus]

POOT SPECIFICALLY

[stiff jay]

With no closet

[wind geyser]

youre still going

[vestal snow]

“Nah”

[stiff jay]

No

[lethal pond]

Yappers Inc never stops

[vestal snow]

That feels racist icl

[dreamy vessel]

JAP?

that is a slur

[lethal pond]

What

Oh

[coarse citrus]

(you do not have permission to send messages in this channel)

[vestal snow]

[dreamy vessel]

[vestal snow]

[coarse citrus]

[lethal pond]

I swear not intended

[stiff jay]

@verbal ridge I would like to extend my formal apology for the confusion snd you thinking I was trying to murder you. I hope we can grow and move forward.

[coarse citrus]

[lethal pond]

Just a very tired German trying to keep up

[dreamy vessel]

FINALLY

[vestal snow]

they’re becoming friends

[coarse citrus]

[stiff jay]

No Phun intended B)

[vestal snow]

Oh whatever

N e ways

[stiff jay]

I have to sleep at some point

[stiff jay]

Ha

[dreamy vessel]

nah buddy its in your job description

[lethal pond]

No bc I totally distance myself from any slurs sry fr

[vestal snow]

Aum consultant work is back in business

[wind geyser]

@digital ridge i hate u.

[coarse citrus]

woa

coming out swinging

[vestal snow]

[coarse citrus]

why do u hate lia atm

[dreamy vessel]

dang

[wind geyser]

bc its funny 😁

[vestal snow]

Based

[stiff jay]

Can’t do my job. I’m British

[lethal pond]

How many hours we got left?

[coarse citrus]

checks out

[lethal pond]

Gotta go to sleep

[vestal snow]

15

[coarse citrus]

15

[dreamy vessel]

like 13

[coarse citrus]

12+3

[vestal snow]

Thank you accounting department

[dreamy vessel]

oh yeah true

[stiff jay]

We are so close

[lethal pond]

Okay so I'll be awake before everything ends

[dreamy vessel]

you're welcome!

[coarse citrus]

im close to my second level up in here

[stiff jay]

Sb 14 was 6711

[coarse citrus]

lets get yappin besties

[dreamy vessel]

1200 until we overtake 14

[verbal ridge]

let me think about it

[dreamy vessel]

i will cry a bit

[verbal ridge]

im gonna need time to forgive

[vestal snow]

That’s unreal tbh

[coarse citrus]

the company is healing

[vestal snow]

Like HOW did we get that far

[stiff jay]

I need time to forgive your thieving

[lethal pond]

Keep up the great jokes and lols and think of me at every mid joke. Your dearest PF🤙🏻

[vestal snow]

Bye PF

[stiff jay]

Never

[digital ridge]

should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?? should we tell bella hadid????

[lethal pond]

I will return and Check

[dreamy vessel]

we've been going for 5 hours

[stiff jay]

Goodnight PF

[coarse citrus]

killing me that its all us talking about yappers inc

lia <3

[vestal snow]

The company grows

[verbal ridge]

yeah, do you want me to dm

[digital ridge]

yes pls

audre <3

[verbal ridge]

ok

[undone bear]

Ello! I return

[vestal snow]

Shai-Hulud prophecy spoke of this event

/tags use prophecy

[stiff jay]

Whos party ppl

Keons do you like super noodles

[coarse citrus]

not the dune stuff again

[vestal snow]

What the fu

Ck are super noodles

[verbal ridge]

iReturn, the new iBracelet

[stiff jay]

It’s a food

[orchid swan]

back

what's been up

[verbal ridge]

oh no

toading in coming

[undone bear]

Yes

[stiff jay]

A war

[orchid swan]

oh no

[vestal snow]

You committed 17 acts of mass terrorism while you were gone

[dreamy vessel]

fuck

[coarse citrus]

every time i thik ab how i said timothee chalamet kinda .... and u shunned me

[orchid swan]

sigh

[verbal ridge]

toadcidents on the rise

[dreamy vessel]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[lethal pond]

Was just reading along for some more... Then I saw that.. I am dissapointed

[vestal snow]

Lisan al-gaib

[lethal pond]

Oh Toad is back? Perfect Time to dip

[stiff jay]

Lisa just calmed chat back down now toad is here

[dreamy vessel]

i worked so hard

[verbal ridge]

guys i accidentally deleted google as my default browser and now its yahoo, does anyone know how to fix 🧍

[orchid swan]

all in vain

[vestal snow]

Lisa putting in those CEO hours tbh……… 👀

[dreamy vessel]

cry

[verbal ridge]

thats what ive been doing

[dreamy vessel]

🫡

[stiff jay]

Settings

[vestal snow]

Crying laughing for five hours lmao

[dreamy vessel]

cry some more

[coarse citrus]

browser or search engine

[orchid swan]

depends what model ur phone is
you can just go into settings and search "default browser" most likely

[coarse citrus]

google it

[verbal ridge]

it is computer

[dreamy vessel]

me 2 this was so funny

[vestal snow]

W joke

[stiff jay]

They can’t

[orchid swan]

LOL

[vestal snow]

Was :((

[verbal ridge]

not funny didnt laugh

[dreamy vessel]

was yes

[orchid swan]

yahoo it

[vestal snow]

Not is?

[orchid swan]

go into your settings

[dreamy vessel]

ask me in 5 hours

[stiff jay]

Really just wasted at least 2 hours fake arguing with keons

[vestal snow]

Ok

!remind 5 hours

[verbal ridge]

lisa no longer feels humour only mild amusement

[dreamy vessel]

I MISS THIS COMMAND

[vestal snow]

It’s because PF left

[stiff jay]

What computer?

[vestal snow]

PF left a humor vacancy

[vestal snow]

Same man

[coarse citrus]

[verbal ridge]

will you hack me

[stiff jay]

Im not smart enough

[coarse citrus]

nicos remind me function just not the same

[verbal ridge]

[dreamy vessel]

nico used to b so real

[vestal snow]

Remembering to daily was the best

[stiff jay]

I bet

[coarse citrus]

now nico is all like]

[stiff jay]

That’s not a very good computer

[dreamy vessel]

old

aged

[stiff jay]

Nico old and crusty

[dreamy vessel]

geriatric

[stiff jay]

@wanton bane

[coarse citrus]

almost grabbed me getting put in timeout instead

[dreamy vessel]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

!bb

[coarse citrus]

!bb FOR REAL

[wanton bane]

LEVEL UP: You are now level 28!

[dreamy vessel]

GOOD LVL UP

[coarse citrus]

nico misses it too

[dreamy vessel]

nico is so nostalgic

[stiff jay]

How did audre level up before me

[coarse citrus]

thats two level ups in this chat

yappers inc

i was ahead of u

[orchid swan]

yappers inc so based

[coarse citrus]

odd though u have been yapping significantly more than me

[stiff jay]

That’s why I was shocked

[orchid swan]

imagine they make it so you can't level up based on messages in these channels

[dreamy vessel]

Perhaps its the frequency of the yaps

[stiff jay]

Im still 23 off

[vestal snow]

Asspen

[dreamy vessel]

nick....

[stiff jay]

some of it was probably seen as spam

[dreamy vessel]

why is that so fucking funny

[stiff jay]

Surprisingly that’s my nickname

[lethal pond]

Okay I can't sleep I can't stop thinking of yall

[vestal snow]

🍑 🖊️

[orchid swan]

trying so hard to make a joke with your name that isn't gonna get me nuked

[stiff jay]

Awww how sweet

[vestal snow]

I dare you

[dreamy vessel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct6BUPvE2sM

[stiff jay]

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-nikocado-avocado-gif-25714127

[lethal pond]

Joke detected?

[orchid swan]

my mouth is sealed
I'm sworn to secrecy

[vestal snow]

I hate this guy so much

[stiff jay]

It’s you

Nick

[verbal ridge]

PFTT

[orchid swan]

it's you nick

nickocado

[vestal snow]

Chat am I fat

[coarse citrus]

damn

[verbal ridge]

its our effect

[coarse citrus]

do u want me to dox u

[stiff jay]

Depends who your asking

No

[lethal pond]

It's insane

[vestal snow]

||if it proves I’m not fat maybe||

[lethal pond]

I just thought of what jogg and togg would think of this

[dreamy vessel]

[orchid swan]

depends
the american fatness scale is much different from everyone else's

[coarse citrus]

i was just gonna say i have seen what u fr look like and no

[dreamy vessel]

[vestal snow]

Scary, get away

[coarse citrus]

[dreamy vessel]

headache back

[stiff jay]

Keons this time two nights ago we where cooking theories. Today it’s whatever this is

[dreamy vessel]

what do i do now

[vestal snow]

I am 1138 pounds

[stiff jay]

Sleep

[coarse citrus]

[dreamy vessel]

wrong answer

[verbal ridge]

were we

[coarse citrus]

caffeine

[orchid swan]

that's a women's medium in america

[dreamy vessel]

pounds or kgs??@!

[stiff jay]

Do you weigh 153? Are you going to get beat to smithereens

[vestal snow]

Right answer

[dreamy vessel]

wrong answer

[stiff jay]

The advert

[verbal ridge]

i dont know if ive ever cooked i just yap in theories and make it sound like ik what im talking about

[vestal snow]

Kilotons

[coarse citrus]

me

[verbal ridge]

ohhh yeah fr

[dreamy vessel]

sucks

[stiff jay]

Ok correction yapping in a theoretical way

[dreamy vessel]

NICK

[lethal pond]

Niiick

XD

[stiff jay]

Nickocado

[coarse citrus]

nick that was too fast i didnt even get to finish reading it

[lethal pond]

I did xD

[vestal snow]

||i’m not fat shaming I’m fat joking||
||you’re all beautiful||
||just more of you to love if true||

[verbal ridge]

im like "tyler is clancy" 🤓 👆 or whatever that means

[coarse citrus]

guys nick thinks im fat HRHRHRHRHRHRHRHR

[verbal ridge]

BRUH

[stiff jay]

‘Did yall see the red tape on the albums?’

[vestal snow]

Brother I ALMOST got that……..

[dreamy vessel]

??? r u high

[lethal pond]

This is peak yappers Inc.. Getting fatshamed

[stiff jay]

I wish

[coarse citrus]

[dreamy vessel]

me too buddy

[coarse citrus]

too fast 4 u

[vestal snow]

Do you disagree?!

[stiff jay]

Would’ve made tonight 10x funnier

[coarse citrus]

[verbal ridge]

but seriously i saw a link on the vessel page earlier and it said dmaorg but i think it was nothing

[vestal snow]

What

[lethal pond]

What is a blurryface?

[orchid swan]

nicky wicky mcbicky banana fanna fo micky fee fye fa ficky, nicky

[stiff jay]

I saw a blinking eye with some weird pictures in it

[vestal snow]

Welcome to Bench

[dreamy vessel]

theory forum is the facebook clique of this discord ngl

[stiff jay]

Omg I love bench

[coarse citrus]

twenty one pilots released an album after vessel?

[verbal ridge]

💪

[vestal snow]

BeWARE how fast you type any of that. Also try saying it out loud without saying a slur i dare you

[lethal pond]

I'm loosing it nick

[stiff jay]

Best album by benby one pilobs

[coarse citrus]

when something new comes out its hell cause someone is sending it every 4 minutes

same with leaks

[lethal pond]

I'm so silly laughing rn

[stiff jay]

HELP

[lethal pond]

It's way too late

Everything is funny af

[orchid swan]

oh I was beworned. I typed as slow as a sloth on a sunday afternoon.

[verbal ridge]

i like scrolling through it sometimes its so funny

[vestal snow]

I’m laughing my ass off alone in my empty office rn

[dreamy vessel]

i miss when i could just troll everyone in leaks w demacoaster memes

[verbal ridge]

"guys clancy is in trouble"

[stiff jay]

My local zoo has sloths that are just above you. Fun fact sloths only shit once a week

[lethal pond]

Same haha

[coarse citrus]

go home??????

[orchid swan]

in the same place too
so they can have sloth moths

[dreamy vessel]

'yo this message spells out east is up???'

[verbal ridge]

did you scare everyone away orrr

[stiff jay]

They like to make sure even discord itself knows the lore

[vestal snow]

No it’s just 9:15 pm

I never left

[dreamy vessel]

LMAOOO

Dedicated to yapper inc

[verbal ridge]

the power of the yap

[vestal snow]

Indubitably

[dreamy vessel]

STOP SAYING THAT WORD

[stiff jay]

Yup. It’s quite cool although my zoo worries me. They keep the sloths ABOVE PIRANHAS I just worry the sloth is gonna fall one day and some kids gonna be traumatised

[dreamy vessel]

I HATE IT

[lethal pond]

Is Tyler Joseph motivating young kids to drink a chemical???

[coarse citrus]

nick 😭

go home bro

[orchid swan]

WHYYY

[vestal snow]

It’s funnier than undoubtedly

[stiff jay]

🤓🤓🤓

[coarse citrus]

POOL CHEMICALS???? THAT TURN THE FROGS GAY

[vestal snow]

Also my best man says it 24/7 and now I’m infected bc it’s so fkn funny

[stiff jay]

Guys… Tyler drinks chrloine

[vestal snow]

Is that why I’m lesbian

[wanton bane]

LEVEL UP: You are now level 28!

[dreamy vessel]

GOOD LVL UP

[vestal snow]

EPIC level up message

[stiff jay]

Nico an ally

[orchid swan]

yeah he's actually indoctrinating young children to slurp out of the public pool which is arguably very against good health ☝️🤓

[lethal pond]

WHWHWHW

[bold lava]

I love the word indubitably

It's so fun

[vestal snow]

Would you like a job

[bold lava]

Indubitably

[coarse citrus]

thats so good im crying

welcome to yappers inc

[verbal ridge]

omg nico, im actually so proud of you

[lethal pond]

Ugh I missed the a

[coarse citrus]

/tags use gay

[bold lava]

Ofc

[stiff jay]

Hi adihgrtnsnd would you like a job?

[lethal pond]

Hey want a job?

I like to laugh

[verbal ridge]

i know being in the closet has made you act out at times, but now we can go on this self discovery journey together

[vestal snow]

Would poot ever enable tags in the song battles threads…..

[orchid swan]

heyyyy buddy

[lethal pond]

Do you like to laugh?

[coarse citrus]

probably not lmfao

[orchid swan]

maybe if you say pretty please with a cherry on top

[vestal snow]

What are some of your specific skills that would bring value to the company?

[dreamy vessel]

HOW CAN U FM HERE BUT NOT USE TAGS

[bold lava]

I'm silly

[wanton bane]

1589 total scrobbles

aspen050804's FM

Track

Oh Ms Believer
29 plays

Album

Twenty One Pilots
64 plays

Artist

twenty one pilots
1536 plays

Now playing · Mar 22, 2024, 1:17 AM

[stiff jay]

Oh shit you can

I didn’t know that

[coarse citrus]

dumb

[verbal ridge]

i love when nico thinks

[lethal pond]

Hahahaha

[verbal ridge]

he thinks so hard

[dreamy vessel]

he should stop

[coarse citrus]

its so silly

[dreamy vessel]

dementia kicking his ass

[coarse citrus]

and then hes like DEMA MACHINE BROKE

[verbal ridge]

sometimes his brain goes wirrrr, and im like take your time buddy youve got this

[lethal pond]

Hahahahw

[orchid swan]

he's tapping his chin and scratching his head

[stiff jay]

He should stop. Maybe then his whole little Dema wouldn’t look so ugly

[lethal pond]

Stop it

I can't

[stiff jay]

Like a monkey

[lethal pond]

This is too funny

[orchid swan]

nico is monke

[coarse citrus]

interesting....

[dreamy vessel]

silly little monke

[lethal pond]

😭😂

[verbal ridge]

hmmm

[coarse citrus]

you all are killing me

[orchid swan]

maybe nico was the friends we made along the way

[dreamy vessel]

SKILLS, not flaws

[vestal snow]

Would you be interested in a role as our Manager of Indubitable Humor?

[verbal ridge]

nico is a monkey confirmed?

[lethal pond]

I think that's a skill

[stiff jay]

My mums gonna think I’m going insane. I’ve just been occasionally bursting out laughing since about 11pm

[lethal pond]

Yep

[coarse citrus]

maybe the real yappers inc is the tears i cry laughing

[orchid swan]

maybe nico represents tyler's monke side

[dreamy vessel]

womp womp

[vestal snow]

Other c suite members can i get backed up on this job offer

[verbal ridge]

nico just be monkeying around

[stiff jay]

Maybe Nico represents Tyler’s climby climby side <aka monkey>

[coarse citrus]

oh shit W placement

[lethal pond]

EHEM MAY I INTRODUCE MYSELF

[bold lava]

Indubitably

[vestal snow]

HIRED

[dreamy vessel]

consider yourself backed up

[vestal snow]

And I want adih working for me

[stiff jay]

You have a diff humour role

[orchid swan]

this was scary

[lethal pond]

😦

[vestal snow]

LOL

[stiff jay]

You are being judged heavily

[orchid swan]

indeed

[dreamy vessel]

30 mins since last toadcident

[orchid swan]

monkeyphobes

[stiff jay]

0 minutes since last toadcident

[vestal snow]

Welcome to the company 🗣️

[coarse citrus]

wait what

[bold lava]

Happy to be here

[verbal ridge]

monkey.... monkey likes banana.... monkey go ee oo ah ah... nico go ee oo ah ah in tylers brain... tyler hates bananas... the lore is based on tylers... hate... for.... bananas?

[vestal snow]

I can’t even say tread lightly, that’s just a bad one

[bold lava]

Also I almost had an incident

[coarse citrus]

shouldnt humor go in the humor department

[vestal snow]

Ayo??

[stiff jay]

Go to sleep Keons.

[verbal ridge]

why did i write this with this 🤨 faical expression the whole time

[dreamy vessel]

toad cooks up worst theory, asked to /unverify

[vestal snow]

Ugh

[lethal pond]

I am a monkey.. UUUHH UH UH UH AAAAAH

[vestal snow]

Pray tell, brother adih

[stiff jay]

https://tenor.com/view/giantsbetta-small-monkey-monkey-backpack-monkey-gif-13385757124521273001

Clancy be like

[lethal pond]

I like my department

[bold lava]

I poked the bear 😭

[lethal pond]

We are the gang

[verbal ridge]

why is my name lower case do you not respect me

[coarse citrus]

rip pluto

[vestal snow]

BRO WHAT

[stiff jay]

Help wtf

[bold lava]

Nothing happened but for the second after it was tense

[coarse citrus]

AGAIN?????

[dreamy vessel]

next company wide meeting in 14 hrs

[stiff jay]

NAH AGAIN

[vestal snow]

NOT AGAINNN

[bold lava]

This was a few days ago

[coarse citrus]

FOR THE SECOND TIME?????

ohhh

[vestal snow]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-avengers-assemble-gif-22306281

[coarse citrus]

okay

[vestal snow]

Yappers Inc, Assemble

[stiff jay]

Oh

[coarse citrus]

i was like no mf way

[stiff jay]

I was there

[verbal ridge]

why did they say that

[coarse citrus]

thats when we got the

spam

[vestal snow]

Ned spin 😄

[stiff jay]

Theyve been kinda silent since

[verbal ridge]

did they get told off

[bold lava]

Because i said she could use "they" instead of "he/she"

[vestal snow]

Did they get muted 😭

(Hopefully)

[verbal ridge]

PFTTT

[stiff jay]

I don’t think so I don’t know

[coarse citrus]

idk they just stopped talking i think

[verbal ridge]

AAHAHAHHAHA

[verbal ridge]

is it because they got bullied afterwards

[stiff jay]

I think they left

I can’t search their user

[vestal snow]

Well I’m a cis het male lesbian with a female fiance and also I’m somehow a womann

[bold lava]

Probably bullied too hard 😭

[coarse citrus]

yea no hasnt said anything since 3/17

[stiff jay]

Unless I’m being dumb

[verbal ridge]

lmaooo

[vestal snow]

According to two weeks of nick lore

[coarse citrus]

theyre still here

[bold lava]

I thought they were interesting

[stiff jay]

Nvm I found

[coarse citrus]

BRO 😭

[bold lava]

Like in the way where you wonder how do they operate

[lethal pond]

I don't understand anything

[stiff jay]

Yes very

[dreamy vessel]

dont forget ur sexist

[vestal snow]

I’ll add it to my bio

[dreamy vessel]

thanks queen!

[vestal snow]

Slay

[coarse citrus]

/tags use nickcso

[vestal snow]

That wasn’t delete worthy

Smh

[stiff jay]

I didn’t mean to delete I mean to edit

[stiff jay]

Slay 💅*

[vestal snow]

Y’all are misunderstanding the point of quickly deleting 😭

[lethal pond]

I do yes

[stiff jay]

I MEANT TO EDIT IT

[dreamy vessel]

srry

[stiff jay]

I MISCLICKED

[lethal pond]

Teach me your ways nick

[vestal snow]

No

[coarse citrus]

nick fast as light sometimes

[bold lava]

What is this even used for

[lethal pond]

):

[vestal snow]

WAIT THAT’S OURS?!

WHY DO WE HAVE THAT LOL

[bold lava]

I know Christopher Lee was cool as hell though

[coarse citrus]

i miss danico

[dreamy vessel]

DANICO

[lethal pond]

If Nick hates me there is no reason left to share laughs

[vestal snow]

Les gooo

[dreamy vessel]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

[coarse citrus]

i have danico

i miss when it was a sticker

[dreamy vessel]

Remember how we found danico on mulberry street back in 2021 and no one believed us

[verbal ridge]

hello im back did u miss me

[stiff jay]

No

[dreamy vessel]

wow

[verbal ridge]

i didnt yap for 1 minute and got withdrawals

ayo 🤨

[lethal pond]

Sneaky asspen

[stiff jay]

Idk what yall on about

I’ve been having a Power Nap

[verbal ridge]

thats bro

[coarse citrus]

rip danico i miss u

[dreamy vessel]

YEES

[verbal ridge]

WTF

[stiff jay]

Bro got the drip

[vestal snow]

DaBishop

[verbal ridge]

hes vibing

lil bishy

[dreamy vessel]

that era was too fucking funny

[bold lava]

What's his catchphrase

[orchid swan]

you have no idea how hard I just laughed at this
this is insane

[lethal pond]

Is that drippy face?

[stiff jay]

DaBishop back in DaDema

[coarse citrus]

along with mf demacoaster

[orchid swan]

dablurry

[coarse citrus]

so good

teaching danico to the next generation

[lethal pond]

He was raised in the hood

[dreamy vessel]

#house-of-gold message

[verbal ridge]

we're almost at 6k yappers

[bold lava]

Also has there always been a tiny guy on the hat wtf

[coarse citrus]

I JUST CHOKED