Song Battle #22

[vestal snow]

Nvm

[stiff jay]

Thank you aspen your a life saver

[verbal ridge]

oh omg rest in peace

[orchid swan]

long, albeit very thin lungs

[vestal snow]

WAIT HE’S REVIVING HIMSELF

[coarse citrus]

what are some skills you can contribute so we can match you to a position

[verbal ridge]

WOAH

WOAHHHH

[vestal snow]

IS THIS YAPPERS INC LORE

[lethal pond]

ASPEN IS A SAINT

[verbal ridge]

ASPEN JESUS??

[stiff jay]

I got the magic in me

[orchid swan]

that's crazy

[dreamy vessel]

Is marketing and graphic design a passion of yours you'd say?

[coarse citrus]

our current hierarchy looks like this

[orchid swan]

the company grows

[vestal snow]

FUCK

[coarse citrus]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dreamy vessel]

DANG

[coarse citrus]

good job aspen

[vestal snow]

I GOT CAUGHT

[verbal ridge]

delete this

[lethal pond]

Breath!

[coarse citrus]

job restored

[stiff jay]

couGh

[dreamy vessel]

Step down immediately, i expect an apology video ASAP.

[lethal pond]

Nick got that dog in him

[stiff jay]

Your safe another day

[verbal ridge]

delete this, this was only supposed to be seen in the shadows

thank you

[vestal snow]

Lemme consult with Rook about a uke apology brb

[stiff jay]

No proof it happened

[dreamy vessel]

okok cool

[verbal ridge]

guys we reached 4k

proud of us

[vestal snow]

||guys I’m pissing myself laughing this is so fkn funny||

[coarse citrus]

whooooo

[orchid swan]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-joseph-gif-11319163

[lethal pond]

Don't try to laugh too hard

[orchid swan]

relatable?

[stiff jay]

Let’s go we clearer video quality now

[coarse citrus]

|| bro im fr tearing up ||

[dreamy vessel]

this got WAAAAAY outta hand

[lethal pond]

Keep it mid

[orchid swan]

yeah I got tears streaming I'm actually laughing

[coarse citrus]

were having fun

[verbal ridge]

wow very mid

[coarse citrus]

yappers inc members

[vestal snow]

@Poor can we get 1s slow mode in here

[verbal ridge]

good job

[stiff jay]

It was a special mid joke for pleased

And pleased failed to notice it HR

[lethal pond]

Oh

[orchid swan]

ok gtg for a bit don't let me commit any more crimes

[vestal snow]

No promises

[lethal pond]

Hmm

[stiff jay]

You already commited a crime

[dreamy vessel]

Perhaps

[twilit pivot]

I can confidently say I am able to present top tier kindergarten level graphic design

[stiff jay]

How dare you

[dreamy vessel]

HIRED

[lethal pond]

Idk tbh... Wanst that... Mid

[verbal ridge]

delayed reaction. please be swifter at your job

[vestal snow]

Hired immediately

[dreamy vessel]

Welcome to marketing dept.

[stiff jay]

LETS GOOO

[coarse citrus]

alright so mystic joining marketing

[twilit pivot]

🤝

[vestal snow]

Mystic is Marketing Intern add it to the graphic

[lethal pond]

I can be a Taylor too if you ask me to

[stiff jay]

Shit ur speech is slurred have you been poisoned?

[verbal ridge]

WELCOME TO THE YAPPERS

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MOIST RAISINS

[stiff jay]

WELXOME TO THE YAPPERS

[lethal pond]

Not again

Wait

[vestal snow]

||We need a yap inc server if the company grows big enough||

[stiff jay]

-waits painfully_

[dreamy vessel]

So we operate in the song battle channels, once a new one opens up we move one. Work times are about 24/7 and payment is in form of credits and levels

[twilit pivot]

I'd like the moistest of your raisins thank you

[coarse citrus]

fr

[dreamy vessel]

But levels

[lethal pond]

Nah just had to poor

[vestal snow]

True true

[verbal ridge]

this is almost wheezing in the flailing arm district crime level

[coarse citrus]

the only reason im hesitant

[vestal snow]

Server would be just for internal meetings about the wonderful admins here

[stiff jay]

You lost all ur money? Damn rip ur bank acc

[lethal pond]

😂😂

[stiff jay]

WHEEZING?!

Ready breathe with me okay?

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

Ready and again

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

(Repeat as necessary) ||disclaimer refer to informational video if you cannot count to 4||

[dreamy vessel]

caught in 4k

[vestal snow]

Lololol

[lethal pond]

I can't with this, I am laughing too hard

[vestal snow]

I’m not Chief Typing Officer for a reason

[lethal pond]

I might need to retire

[stiff jay]

The fact he’s kept it up makes this better

[dreamy vessel]

Chief Therapy officer?

[verbal ridge]

oh god

[orchid swan]

weezer reference

[vestal snow]

Man y’all are really screenshotting everything i send as fast as possible huh

balls

[orchid swan]

oh wait is that illegal

[coarse citrus]

for secret c level exec meetings

[orchid swan]

balls

[stiff jay]

🥎

Here u go dog

[dreamy vessel]

Announcement by the way! Personnel party coming up!

[vestal snow]

🐶

[coarse citrus]

not taking the bait

[coarse citrus]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[orchid swan]

bro got that dog in him

[lethal pond]

Thehehehe

[stiff jay]

https://tenor.com/view/jan2825-gif-17620881971269975089

[coarse citrus]

nick youre killing me

[verbal ridge]

...

[vestal snow]

🐕

🌭

[stiff jay]

That’s too bright it hurts my eyes

[orchid swan]

🐕‍🦺

[dreamy vessel]

NOOOOOOO

[coarse citrus]

flashbang

[stiff jay]

That’s a nice looking taco you got there

[vestal snow]

Nice one Keons

[orchid swan]

https://tenor.com/view/snoopy-party-gif-960466014556350386

[verbal ridge]

thank you

[vestal snow]

CEO approved message

[stiff jay]

Most intelligent thing you’ve said all day

[coarse citrus]

😔

[verbal ridge]

:(

[lethal pond]

Pahahahaha😂💀

[verbal ridge]

I SAW THE REACTS

WHAT THE FUCK

[vestal snow]

Brb getting a snack

[dreamy vessel]

Be nice to your co workers

[lethal pond]

I'm sry it's my job

[orchid swan]

lol

[stiff jay]

Apologies keons

[dreamy vessel]

i had second thoughts srry

[lethal pond]

Hahaha nice jo- oh

[stiff jay]

Keons would you like a cake as an apology?

[verbal ridge]

bullying in the work place 😐

[coarse citrus]

nick is gone what should we do

[dreamy vessel]

sometimes its good

[verbal ridge]

what kinda cake 🤨

[dreamy vessel]

overthrow him!

wait

[lethal pond]

It's funny. But it's from Toad. An inner conflict

[lethal pond]

Cry

[verbal ridge]

overarm throw him?

[coarse citrus]

dang

[orchid swan]

did I lose my funny privileges

[verbal ridge]

WHAT THE FUCK

[orchid swan]

me

[dreamy vessel]

LMFAOSOFO

[verbal ridge]

KILL IT

[lethal pond]

Well as the mid funny person thingy, yes

[orchid swan]

sigh

[dreamy vessel]

/jail nick

[stiff jay]

||I CANT RN THATS THE FIRST IMAGE PINTEREST SHOWED||

[vestal snow]

Smh

[stiff jay]

I made it myself special for you

[coarse citrus]

JNASDIUKJFHSADHF

how could u

[stiff jay]

It’s a portrait

[vestal snow]

Our CEO is bad at secrets

[verbal ridge]

OF WHO

[stiff jay]

You

I tried my hardest

[verbal ridge]

WOAH

[dreamy vessel]

Thats why she's CEO and not CSO

[coarse citrus]

nick ur fired for being a bad secret keeper

[verbal ridge]

bullying in the work place part 2

[vestal snow]

Facts

[dreamy vessel]

hey there

[stiff jay]

I TRIED MY HARDEST

[orchid swan]

hi

[stiff jay]

fine lemme make you a new cake keons

goes to shop

[verbal ridge]

are the spikes the knives

[coarse citrus]

screenshootting the secrets and sharing them

smh

[verbal ridge]

you got keons overbite down

[vestal snow]

they weren’t my secrets

they were yours

[dreamy vessel]

Performance reviews

[verbal ridge]

ill give you that

[vestal snow]

and you failed to keep them

[coarse citrus]

i was fairly quixk

[vestal snow]

agree but I was quicker

[coarse citrus]

still fired unless i get an apology

or u delete it

[stiff jay]

No they are your white tips in your hair

[dreamy vessel]

LMFAOOOO

[coarse citrus]

GASLIGHTING

[lethal pond]

Less fighting more nose breathing

[dreamy vessel]

SEXISM?!?!? AGAIN NICK???

[vestal snow]

okay image is deleted

[orchid swan]

nick sexist arc

[vestal snow]

No just loudmouthism

[coarse citrus]

[verbal ridge]

THEY ARE BROWN??

[coarse citrus]

/tags use nickcso

[stiff jay]

No you are just colourblind

[orchid swan]

kawaii

[dreamy vessel]

beautiful

[orchid swan]

that diarrhea brown

[vestal snow]

Um delete this please it was for the secret party we were gonna have later

[verbal ridge]

professional breather and gaslighter

[stiff jay]

SHIT NO I RUINED THE SURPRISE

[vestal snow]

L

[orchid swan]

https://tenor.com/view/surprise-tool-mickey-mouse-mickey-clubhouse-gif-18764497

[dreamy vessel]

SECRET PARTY?? Why does the party planning committee not know??

[coarse citrus]

yea wtf

not inviting the ceo either

[stiff jay]

makes keons forget by bashing them over the head with a hedgehog

[dreamy vessel]

Petition to fire nick again

[vestal snow]

CSO knows dw

[verbal ridge]

its for the secrecy department employees only

[lethal pond]

Nick this is your last 10 min feedback.
Mid jokes: 1
The joke: balls

Please take this message as a warning and try to keep up with the lols
Regards pf

[coarse citrus]

considering.......

[stiff jay]

They both work together. You breathe to help light gas faster

[vestal snow]

It’s called a SECRET party

[orchid swan]

can I be a secrecy employee

[verbal ridge]

no

[orchid swan]

:C

[vestal snow]

Ok ok sorry

[vestal snow]

Never

[coarse citrus]

nick give 1 good reason to not get fired

[verbal ridge]

name one secret

[dreamy vessel]

KEEP IT A SECRET THEN

[orchid swan]

your dad

[dreamy vessel]

DAMN

[verbal ridge]

failed. you just told me a secret.

[lethal pond]

Haven't breathed for a while

[vestal snow]

It was a secret party the PPC didn’t need to know abt it but fuckasspen decided to post the cake for it

[verbal ridge]

BREAHTE

ASPEN

ASPEN GET ON IT

ASPEN STOP TYPING

[orchid swan]

aw shit mang the word got out

[stiff jay]

Ready breathe with me okay?

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

Ready and again

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

(Repeat as necessary) ||disclaimer refer to informational video if you cannot count to 4||

[verbal ridge]

ASPEN WHAT THE FUCK? RESPONSE TIME

[lethal pond]

I'm fine but it's getting close

[verbal ridge]

jesus christ

[lethal pond]

Aaahh thanks mate

[stiff jay]

I WAS WRITING A CAKE ESAAY

[dreamy vessel]

Aspen after this come to my office please

[verbal ridge]

response time was lacking, thats unexceptable

[stiff jay]

I HAD TO DELETE IT TO SAVE PLEASED

[stiff jay]

oh shit

Im in trouble

[orchid swan]

yappers have to keep up on their fast typing skills

[stiff jay]

Here have a cake

[vestal snow]

ooooooo you’re in troopoublllllleeeeee

[coarse citrus]

am i gonna get invited

[lethal pond]

[coarse citrus]

@vestal snow for u

[verbal ridge]

omg is it nick

[dreamy vessel]

Aspen

[orchid swan]

omg

[vestal snow]

Absolu ||yes|| tely not

[coarse citrus]

KEONS

[stiff jay]

Lisa

[orchid swan]

get it because he's a lesbian

[coarse citrus]

🤝

[dreamy vessel]

Office, please

[orchid swan]

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy ||fuckass admin|| Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[coarse citrus]

ok not fired then

[stiff jay]

Okay…

[vestal snow]

[dreamy vessel]

LMFAOOOO

[stiff jay]

||we are in the office||

[verbal ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/who-wouldve-thought-not-me-look-at-us-paul-rudd-hot-ones-gif-16080041

[dreamy vessel]

new copypasta dropped

n e ways

[orchid swan]

ong

[coarse citrus]

[vestal snow]

CSO’s sexuality just became not-secret what do I do now

[dreamy vessel]

PERFORMANCE REVIEW

[stiff jay]

||fuck||

[coarse citrus]

if thats the new copypasta i will cry

thats so funny

[orchid swan]

it's so funny

[vestal snow]

I love being famous

[dreamy vessel]

Lets reflect

[orchid swan]

blud WILL let the fame get to his head

[coarse citrus]

we need a tag for it

[vestal snow]

It also won’t make sense to anyone outside of these seven people 😭😭

[dreamy vessel]

Remind me Aspen, why were you hired

[vestal snow]

I’m so mad we can’t use tags in here

[orchid swan]

"fuckass admin"

[stiff jay]

I help people breathe

[brave lynx]

WTH is going on here

[lethal pond]

And that would be peak jappers humor

[verbal ridge]

would you like a job

[brave lynx]

Context?!?

[orchid swan]

oh just nick

[coarse citrus]

ms believer!!!

[brave lynx]

Oh no

[coarse citrus]

wanna join yappers inc

[vestal snow]

WOULD YOU LIKE A JOB

[dreamy vessel]

Correct, since you stated no skills outside of 'breathing' if i recall correctly

[brave lynx]

I think I'd better leave

[stiff jay]

Care to become a yapper?

[verbal ridge]

NO STAY

[lethal pond]

Hello I like mid jokes

[verbal ridge]

JOIN THE JOB

[vestal snow]

No stay

[dreamy vessel]

JOIN

[verbal ridge]

its not a pyramid scheme i promise

[orchid swan]

hi I've committed several crimes

[stiff jay]

Yes, although I can make good cakes. Would you like my portfolio?

[vestal snow]

We have a brilliant business proposition for you

[lethal pond]

Thats a good one. NOW STAY

[orchid swan]

yeah it's definitely not a pyramid scheme

[brave lynx]

Poot is gonna ban you all 😭

[coarse citrus]

im on the floor 😭

[orchid swan]

poor loves us

[vestal snow]

No we have poot’s blessing

[verbal ridge]

poot told us we could

[vestal snow]

Legitimately

[dreamy vessel]

I feel like we weren't clear enough on your job description beforehand

[stiff jay]

Poot allowed this (to some extent)

[orchid swan]

yes

[coarse citrus]

poot said were allowed to yap in here

[lethal pond]

Drag ms believer with you

[brave lynx]

I mean I already have like 2 jobs irl and I'm a full time student

[lethal pond]

It's all poop aprooved

[brave lynx]

But why not

[vestal snow]

Yay

[dreamy vessel]

Perfect

[verbal ridge]

just drop out

[dreamy vessel]

State your skills

[orchid swan]

can never have too many

[stiff jay]

Please explain whilst you look at my cakes

[vestal snow]

New employee just dropped 🗣️

[lethal pond]

Yeah I did too

[vestal snow]

Aspen position change to CBO Chief Bakery Officer

[coarse citrus]

ms believer please give us a short list of skills you have

[stiff jay]

I got a cake for all situations

[lethal pond]

Ms believer please tell a joke so I can put you in your joke skill level

[stiff jay]

But I also will jump out of the cake and help you to breathe

[verbal ridge]

we have levels? whats my level??

[dreamy vessel]

Your position is mainly prevenive, meaning we don't want people to CHOKE

[coarse citrus]

breath bakery officer

[lethal pond]

(btw a lot have a very low level so work on it...)

[lethal pond]

A 2

[vestal snow]

BBO 😭

[stiff jay]

IS THIS A DISS AT MY CALES

[coarse citrus]

cbbo

[verbal ridge]

breath bakery leader

[coarse citrus]

or just cbo and its breath/bakery

[brave lynx]

As if the clique wasn't already cultish enough we now have Yappers Inc 😭

[vestal snow]

Good one Keons

[stiff jay]

I don’t let people choke. It’s not my fault keons eats hair for breakfast

[dreamy vessel]

Breath Bakery Loser

[lethal pond]

Ofc

Can you bake ms believer?

[verbal ridge]

WHAT

[stiff jay]

Excuse me

[brave lynx]

This is so out of pocket 😭

[verbal ridge]

thanks

[stiff jay]

YOU HEARD ME

[coarse citrus]

yappers inc is NOT a cult it is a company

[vestal snow]

What is bro on rn

[stiff jay]

There’s a little more context to this situation

[verbal ridge]

theres context, i choked on a hairball earlier

[brave lynx]

Indeed I can

[lethal pond]

Good joke

Oh wait

[dreamy vessel]

Excuse me for asking, but are you high?

[stiff jay]

HELP IM DYING

[vestal snow]

Very distinguished and well- *shoves aspen toad and KEONS into a closet WELL ORGANIZED

[coarse citrus]

[lethal pond]

I mean he did tho 😂

[stiff jay]

Maybe?

[verbal ridge]

BREATHE???

ASPEN

HELP YOURSELF

[stiff jay]

Fuck not again

[orchid swan]

hey I was already in the closet

[dreamy vessel]

I call for company wide drug testing! Myself excluded!

[stiff jay]

@stiff jay breathe bitch

[vestal snow]

Y’all are not good for the face of the company

[coarse citrus]

"this is our getting along shirt" but its a friendhsip closet

[lethal pond]

So aspen is kind of our Jesus

[vestal snow]

Bro same

[stiff jay]

How tf do I do that?

[orchid swan]

lesbian

[stiff jay]

Ready breathe with me okay?

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

Ready and again

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

(Repeat as necessary) ||disclaimer refer to informational video if you cannot count to 4||

[stiff jay]

Oh ty

[lethal pond]

But he is poising some

[coarse citrus]

NOT

[vestal snow]

Dude really outed me

[dreamy vessel]

LMFAOOO

[lethal pond]

That company lore

[coarse citrus]

u already said ur a lesbian

[orchid swan]

ikr crazy

[brave lynx]

Ok I'll give you a list of songs that I will never stop yapping about

[dreamy vessel]

KEONS

[orchid swan]

ok awesome

[stiff jay]

Yap about how good yapping inc is

[vestal snow]

Did Keons do the quick delete thing i wasn’t paying attention

[dreamy vessel]

yes

[vestal snow]

Huge respect if true

[coarse citrus]

i didnt see anything either

[vestal snow]

Good job intern

[verbal ridge]

no

[stiff jay]

I am very very good for the company

[dreamy vessel]

you've trained your employees well im ust say

audre

[coarse citrus]

yes

[dreamy vessel]

we need to chance aspens department

[verbal ridge]

🫡

[dreamy vessel]

this clearly isnt working

[vestal snow]

What’s aspen’s new department?

[coarse citrus]

to what

[lethal pond]

🥺🥺

[dreamy vessel]

up for debate

[vestal snow]

Demotion maybe?

No longer c level?

[coarse citrus]

hmmm

hes fitting in well with toad and lia tbh

[vestal snow]

👀

[coarse citrus]

but i dont want four people under lia

[lethal pond]

The heathens of the company

[vestal snow]

Unfiltered because the air quality is shit

[orchid swan]

recite the bible in japanese if not

[stiff jay]

NO

I WILL DO DRUG TEST I AM SOBER

[dreamy vessel]

Aspen, for letting three people within the company CHOKE you're demoted

[stiff jay]

Let me get a new filter

[stiff jay]

NO BODY DIED

[lethal pond]

He saved me two times

[vestal snow]

[stiff jay]

I SAVED EVERYONE

[lethal pond]

I stand with aspen

[stiff jay]

THERE HAS BEEN NO DEATHS

[dreamy vessel]

Did everybody suddenly forget the poisoning?

[vestal snow]

kicks ladder out from someone catches them I SAVED YOU-ahh answer

[dreamy vessel]

LITERALLY

[stiff jay]

I didn’t poison anyone

[lethal pond]

He may be poising some.. But have we ever asked ourself if there could be a reason... Treason??

[vestal snow]

Asspen

[dreamy vessel]

LMAOOOO

[verbal ridge]

まだ何もなかった時、神は天と地を造りました。 2地は形も定まらず、闇に包まれた水の上を、さらに神の霊が覆っていました

[stiff jay]

KEONS CHOCKED ON A HAIRBALL

[tight portal]

this is the worst channel in the server

[dreamy vessel]

keons wtf

[stiff jay]

Oh shit

You’ve realised

[dreamy vessel]

thanks

[verbal ridge]

WHAT?

[vestal snow]

[lethal pond]

You wrote best wrong

[stiff jay]

YOU DID AND I SAVED YOU

I DIDNT POISON YOU

[dreamy vessel]

[orchid swan]

you're the worst channel in the server

[stiff jay]

Do you need to learn how to spell?

[lethal pond]

[stiff jay]

B E S T

[verbal ridge]

YOU SPRAYED POISONED AIR

[coarse citrus]

[stiff jay]

NO I DIDNT THAT IS PROPAGANDA

THEY TRYNA DEMOTE ME

[brave lynx]

Who is CEO of Yappers Inc?

[lethal pond]

Company behave!

[vestal snow]

Audre

[orchid swan]

[coarse citrus]

me :)

[verbal ridge]

would you like a job

you can be professional company hater

[brave lynx]

Is mystic in here?

[tight portal]

me when i say that the song battles threads suck, set my phone on vibrate, and put my phone in my

[dreamy vessel]

Aspen, since we've demoted you, you may choose your own new position

[orchid swan]

we have plenty of spots open

[vestal snow]

[lethal pond]

Well yes but actually no

[coarse citrus]

mystic is our marketing intern

[stiff jay]

cough cough best behaviour.
Hello welcome to yappers inc, I am aspen the CRO (hopefully still). Would you like a job today?

[stiff jay]

I am in denial

[dreamy vessel]

Department of denial! perfect

[stiff jay]

No I am BBO

[coarse citrus]

HOPEFULLY

[lethal pond]

Is that denial number 4?

[vestal snow]

I love that

[stiff jay]

baker breathing officer

[dreamy vessel]

Audre update it

[vestal snow]

He can sometimes join my department for some group work if I need help disproving fake secrets

[coarse citrus]

is department of denial a C level exec

[vestal snow]

No still demoted

[stiff jay]

WAIT BBDD baker breather denial department

[coarse citrus]

or where is he then

so under nick?

[vestal snow]

…..

[stiff jay]

THERES NO PROOF OF MY WRONG DOINGS

[vestal snow]

I just got a threat

[dreamy vessel]

Just... under

[stiff jay]

I REFUSE

[lethal pond]

I want to propose something... I would like an own department. And have my own little clown workers

[stiff jay]

TO TAKE THIS

[vestal snow]

Bro gets a basement office

[coarse citrus]

i definitely think he is gonna report to nick

with all these deleted messages

[dreamy vessel]

Recruit some people and we'll talk

[vestal snow]

Absolutely not he’ll sabotage me and kill me

[stiff jay]

NO DELETED MESSAGES

I am innocent

[lethal pond]

Got it

[stiff jay]

This is blasphemy

[vestal snow]

He does sound like me tho damn….

[dreamy vessel]

whatever u say grandma

[stiff jay]

Ew

[stiff jay]

Says the one eating cheese

[vestal snow]

Audre, Lisa has no idea why this is so funny

[orchid swan]

I love cheese

[brave lynx]

@coarse citrus I've always wondered, how does one become a Keons daddy denier and what does the job description entail?

[orchid swan]

what if I'm a keons daddy truther

[stiff jay]

Here have a cake for your awesome question

[brave lynx]

Aw thanks 🥰

[orchid swan]

wow cute

[dreamy vessel]

WHAT

[stiff jay]

Lisa… I’m making you a ‘cake’ because of my demotion

[coarse citrus]

keons daddy deniers believe that keons is not in fact the father of clancy. my role is to fight everyone who thinks that is real. it is exhausting

[vestal snow]

Audre knows, no one else needs to

[coarse citrus]

[dreamy vessel]

hm

[brave lynx]

Oh cool guess I'm on the same team then

[stiff jay]

It’s a portrait of you

[coarse citrus]

u can be in my department

[stiff jay]

Almost finished

[dreamy vessel]

Damn taking your role seriously I SEE

[lethal pond]

Or you can join the upcoming mid jokers department

We have many qualities

[vestal snow]

You know it

[orchid swan]

technically I deny the existence of daddy keons, but I also think it's really funny to promote it. we do a little trolling

[dreamy vessel]

true that is me

[lethal pond]

We are not overseen 😦

[vestal snow]

Doxxed

[stiff jay]

Eat it

[lethal pond]

We have value

[brave lynx]

What if ir turns out to be canon tho

[coarse citrus]

ill die

[dreamy vessel]

i mean it was in the company disclaimer, what can i say

[coarse citrus]

we need a new place for pleased friend

[orchid swan]

where TF did you get that picture of me

[vestal snow]

This is true

[verbal ridge]

ayo? 🤨

[brave lynx]

You'll be out of a job and life purpose ig

[lethal pond]

Whaz

[vestal snow]

We need a Chief Humor Officer

[orchid swan]

hi dad?

[lethal pond]

I can do that

[verbal ridge]

sorry i paused in my yapping i had to greet my mother

[lethal pond]

I birthed the whole joke thing

[stiff jay]

Ew it’s you

[lethal pond]

I can take that challenge

[orchid swan]

my grandmother

[dreamy vessel]

n put aspen under him!

[verbal ridge]

uhhh ahaha, the milk is looking a little low

[orchid swan]

LMAO

[vestal snow]

Fuck off, leave my intern alone

I’ll fight you

[brave lynx]

BYE

[verbal ridge]

do you want to fight

[dreamy vessel]

LMAOOO

[stiff jay]

bet. You got no CRO who’s gonna save u now? IM THE ONLY ONE WHOS TRAINED MF

[lethal pond]

Vote me for chief humor officer

[verbal ridge]

thanks boss

[stiff jay]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-joseph-irenew-dad-fight-fight-irenew-parody-gif-5646038232628510293

[lethal pond]

I will always support your mid ahh jokes

[fossil gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/twenty-one-pilots-josh-dun-smile-selfie-gif-14906969

[vestal snow]

You no longer have access to the air supply so you can’t poison it anymore

[coarse citrus]

keons and aspen about to go into the get along closet

[stiff jay]

Lies

I kept the code

[vestal snow]

Can’t wait for them to come out of it

Big reveal !!!

[dreamy vessel]

what will they do... hm

[stiff jay]

Keons smells

[vestal snow]

Normally I’d reply with a quickly deleted message to this

[brave lynx]

Alright guys what are our predictions for tomorrow's yap battle

[orchid swan]

half of my emojis are balls now

[stiff jay]

Don’t put me in there

[dreamy vessel]

damn real clevef

[lethal pond]

Lol

[coarse citrus]

get over it 🙄

[vestal snow]

Yw

[dreamy vessel]

thats what i was waiting for

[dreamy vessel]

LMAOOOOOOO

[orchid swan]

guess who's GAY

[coarse citrus]

NBBAHHAHAH

[vestal snow]

PFFFTTTTTT

LOLOL

[stiff jay]

HELP LMAO

[vestal snow]

THEYRE FRIENDS NOW

[lethal pond]

NO WAY

HAHAHA

[verbal ridge]

aspen stealing my jokes 😐

[dreamy vessel]

NO FUCKING WAY

[vestal snow]

BAHAHAHA

[coarse citrus]

peace is made

[vestal snow]

No closet necessary

[lethal pond]

PEACE WILL WIN

[stiff jay]

I SENT IT FIRST I KUSY GOT SJIT WIFI

IM DYING

[stiff jay]

Keons will lose

[dreamy vessel]

NICK

[verbal ridge]

uh huh sure

proud of you nick

[dreamy vessel]

NIIIIIIIIICK

[verbal ridge]

WOAH

[vestal snow]

Thanks Keons

[stiff jay]

I SENT IT FIRST OF ALL

[verbal ridge]

i fear this battle is one sided

[vestal snow]

Never let ‘em know your next move

[stiff jay]

YOU STOLE THE cake FROM ME

I BAKED IT

[verbal ridge]

SAY ONE BAD THING IVE EVER SAID ABOUT YOU

[coarse citrus]

wait

[vestal snow]

Waiting

[dreamy vessel]

wait

[coarse citrus]

i missed nick being bad again

[verbal ridge]

EVIDENCE???? NO EVIDENCE

[vestal snow]

L

[coarse citrus]

[stiff jay]

YOU LIED SAID I POISONED YOU WHEN YOU JUSY CHOCKED ON A HAIRBALL

[dreamy vessel]

the day we get him is the day he loses his job

[stiff jay]

GOT ME FIRED

[vestal snow]

Audre don’t steal my react

[lethal pond]

Keons Bad guy

[vestal snow]

That’s mine

I own it

[verbal ridge]

YHOU BROUGHT THE CAKE INTO THE CLOSET. THEREFORE IT WAS IN THE SHADOWS, THATS MY DOMAIN. FINDERS KEEPERS LOSER WEEPERS

[coarse citrus]

what are u gonna do ab it? huh?

[dreamy vessel]

womp womp

[vestal snow]

That was funny

I laughed

[lethal pond]

Haha

[verbal ridge]

THOSE WERE TWO DIFFERENT SCENARIOS

[stiff jay]

NO. I MADE THE CAKE FOR NICK. YOU STOLE IT FROM ME

YOU RUINED THE SURPRISE

[dreamy vessel]

HELP

[stiff jay]

LISR

NO PROOF

[lethal pond]

How can I serve

[verbal ridge]

IM NICKS SECRETARY, ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO TEST HIS CAKES FOR POISON

[dreamy vessel]

what do i have to do with this

[coarse citrus]

aspen and keons duking it out rn

[vestal snow]

Retweet

[lethal pond]

Shall I laugh at your mid ahh jokes

[verbal ridge]

YOU ARE KNOWN FOR POISONING THE CAKES

[dreamy vessel]

thank you for your service

have we promoted pleased friend to C level yet

[coarse citrus]

i have our updated hierarchy

[verbal ridge]

YOU POISONED THE AIR SUPPLY???

[vestal snow]

Send

[coarse citrus]

including our newest c level exec

[lethal pond]

Np np vote for chief humor officer

[stiff jay]

I NEVER HSVE YOU THE CAKE

[verbal ridge]

IM GONNA TAKE THIS TO HR

HR

HR I HAVE A COMPLAINT

[vestal snow]

PF GOT PROMOTED LETS GOOOO

[verbal ridge]

ABOUT ASPEN

[dreamy vessel]

GOOD

[stiff jay]

** HR KEONS IS A CAKE STEALING BULLY**

[lethal pond]

MOM I MADE IT

[vestal snow]

WAIT GET ASPEN TF AWAY FROM ME

[stiff jay]

PROOF?!

[dreamy vessel]

I feel like we should put aspen under pleased however

[vestal snow]

I DON’T WANT HIM AND KEONS FIGHTING IN MY OFFICE ALL DAY

[verbal ridge]

DONT YELL IT LOUDER THAN ME???

[brave lynx]

Let's go 💪🏻

[stiff jay]

I MADE YOU A CAKE

[coarse citrus]

then where he mf go

[stiff jay]

I WILL YELL AS LOUD AS I WANT

[lethal pond]

I am Humor Department

[coarse citrus]

he doesnt fit anywhere else

[lethal pond]

AHAHAHAHAHW

[vestal snow]

With PF

[coarse citrus]

maybe unfiltered

[dreamy vessel]

put him back but under pleased

[stiff jay]

Give me back my CBO role

And we sorted

[stiff jay]

UNDER NO

[lethal pond]

EXCUSE ME

[dreamy vessel]

After certain incidents i'm afraid that's no longer possible

[lethal pond]

I sure hope that was a joke

[stiff jay]

Why we like jim and Dwight (keons is Dwight)

[stiff jay]

Ofc pleased my beloved

[vestal snow]

I’m David Wallace

[verbal ridge]

FIRE ASPEN HES A BIG MEANY

[stiff jay]

I DIDNT POISON ANYONE

WHERES THE PROOF

[lethal pond]

I'll keep you in eyesight

[coarse citrus]

no ur michael

[vestal snow]

That’s what she said

[stiff jay]

** FIRE KEONS THEY STOLE MY CAKE**

[lethal pond]

Pls excuse my intern

[stiff jay]

Oh no

[vestal snow]

Toad is Roy, always causing problems

[dreamy vessel]

uh oh

[stiff jay]

keons LMAO

[coarse citrus]

im mf david wallace

[stiff jay]

You learning from Nick too quick

[vestal snow]

Okay Kelly

[lethal pond]

Fr Fr 😂

[dreamy vessel]

SEXISM

[verbal ridge]

its my job bro

[lethal pond]

Haha

[stiff jay]

I have one more cake to make peace with EVERYONE.

[coarse citrus]

kelly is hr 😭

[vestal snow]

Well Kriby doesn’t talk enough to be Kelly

[dreamy vessel]

is she

[vestal snow]

Yeah

[stiff jay]

** KACHOW**

[dreamy vessel]

customer service np

[verbal ridge]

am i jim from the office

[coarse citrus]

nick 1 more bad joke and u go back to being chief sexism officer

[stiff jay]

No I am Jim

[verbal ridge]

because i be providing them smirks

[stiff jay]

You are Dwight

[vestal snow]

Who’s Pam

[lethal pond]

If a cake could be funny it would look like that. Good job

[verbal ridge]

FUCK OFF

IM JIM

[stiff jay]

IM JIM

[coarse citrus]

aspen

[stiff jay]

I XLAIMED IT

[dreamy vessel]

boohoo

[vestal snow]

Keons and Aspen are Jim and Pam everyone say awwww

[coarse citrus]

awwwww

[vestal snow]

awwwwwww

[lethal pond]

Aspen try to spread more laughter and lols

[stiff jay]

FUCK OFF THIS IS NO ENEMY TO LOVERS ARK

[verbal ridge]

@craggy star

[dreamy vessel]

AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW

[verbal ridge]

NO

ASHERS MY PAM

[lethal pond]

You are dealing with too much trouble lately

[coarse citrus]

not YET its not

[stiff jay]

I AM JIM

[dreamy vessel]

conflict resolution guys

[stiff jay]

I CLAIMED JIM

[verbal ridge]

I AM JIM, YOU ARE SUCH A DWIGHT

[verbal ridge]

YOU MAKE SCARY CAKES AND POISON AIR SUPPLIES, THATS SO DWIGHT CODED

[lethal pond]

Where are the jokes?

[vestal snow]

JOSHLER ❌
KEONSPEN ✅

[lethal pond]

Hahaha

Classic nick

[coarse citrus]

im fucking crying

[vestal snow]

Lmfao

[stiff jay]

UMM DID YOU NEVER SEE THE JELLY STAPLER?!

I DONT POISON ANYONE

I AM JIM

[verbal ridge]

YOU POISONED THE MF AIR SUPPLY

[vestal snow]

Can’t wait for Poor to learn all the Yappers inc lore

[verbal ridge]

I PROVIDE THE SMIRKS AND HUMOUR TO THIS COMPANY

[stiff jay]

THAT WAS A DIRECTED ATTACK AT VAL COS SHE WAS MEAN TO YOU

I WAS PROTECTING YOU

[coarse citrus]

poot gonna come in here and put all of us in timeout

[verbal ridge]

oh

aw

[stiff jay]

AND YOU USED IT TO GET ME FIRED

[verbal ridge]

IM SORRY

[stiff jay]

Smh

[vestal snow]

Lovers arc begins

[verbal ridge]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE POISONING ME

WAIT

[stiff jay]

SORRY ISNT ENOUGH ANYMORE

[dreamy vessel]

enemies to lovers fr

oh nvm

[vestal snow]

It’s happening

[verbal ridge]

nO PLS

[vestal snow]

Everyone say awwwwww

[coarse citrus]

damn

[stiff jay]

||im fucking crying||

[dreamy vessel]

get your snacks everyone

[verbal ridge]

HOW CAN I REPAY YOU

[coarse citrus]

awwwww

[vestal snow]

Their RP needs to go in the history books

[dreamy vessel]

already codependent oof

[vestal snow]

And poor Pluto is missing the whole thing

[stiff jay]

LET ME BE JIM

[verbal ridge]

NO???????

[coarse citrus]

bro has missed so much lore

[stiff jay]

THEN FINE. ** APOLOGY DENIED**

[verbal ridge]

let the company decide

[dreamy vessel]

leave me out of it tf

[verbal ridge]

upvote for me being jim, downvote for aspen being jim

[vestal snow]

I’m like thirty messages away from passing Pluto

[lethal pond]

I have to stick to my intern

But I don't even now what the actual f happens

[stiff jay]

Yap

I am Jim

[verbal ridge]

WHY IS NO ONE VOTING

[stiff jay]

Keons is Dwight

[dreamy vessel]

i aint voting this is not song battles

[stiff jay]

DWIGHT ALWAYS TAKES THINGS TOO LITTERALLY

[vestal snow]

Jam and Pim

[dreamy vessel]

STOP

[stiff jay]

KEONS TOOK MY DEFENCE FOR THEM TOO LITERALLY

[lethal pond]

Well actually it is 😭

[stiff jay]

AND THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO KILL THEM

[vestal snow]

LOLOL

[dreamy vessel]

that was the joke mr humour

[stiff jay]

No this is yappers inc

[vestal snow]

This is why you’re c level joke

[stiff jay]

Im jam

[lethal pond]

We will always have a spot for you if you ever need one

[stiff jay]

Cos you a liar

[verbal ridge]

BECAUSE I BREATHE AIR AND YOU POISONED IT

[vestal snow]

Happy as Secrecy officer thanks tho, your department is a fun mid-day visit

[craggy star]

I have been pinged

[vestal snow]

Asher

[lethal pond]

You did some good work in the past. Might lost your sway and gold but I think you still got that dawg in you

[verbal ridge]

hello

[vestal snow]

Would you like a job

[stiff jay]

NO I DIDNT. YOU CHOKED ON A HAIRBALL AND I SAVED YOUR LIFE.

[verbal ridge]

would you like a job

[craggy star]

Hi pooks

[verbal ridge]

asher will you be the pam to my jim

[lethal pond]

Nice phun

[stiff jay]

I AM JIM

[verbal ridge]

THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME

[stiff jay]

ASHER IS YOUR BLONDE WOMAN TO YOUR DWIGHT

[craggy star]

Oh hell yeah 😎 100%

[verbal ridge]

omg xoxoxoo

[lethal pond]

Hello asher do you like jokes?

[craggy star]

Yes

[dreamy vessel]

uh oh a 3rd party

[craggy star]

Love jokes

[verbal ridge]

asher please list your skills

[vestal snow]

Okay i guess Aspen is Stanley now

[dreamy vessel]

where will this go

[stiff jay]

Asher = Angela

[verbal ridge]

PFTTT

[lethal pond]

We as the Humor Department try to keep an healthy joke level ratio in this jappers company

[stiff jay]

keons = Dwight

I AM JIM

[stiff jay]

That’s too far

[coarse citrus]

aspen = stanley and keons = oscar

problem solved

[vestal snow]

Ayo what’s wrong with being Stanley?

You got a problem bro?

[stiff jay]

KEONS = trash

[verbal ridge]

||im actually pissing my self this is so fucking funny||

[stiff jay]

He’s boring

[lethal pond]

Your humor could be the last key for our great success in holding in the thin line between good and bad jokes. The mid jokes

[verbal ridge]

tHE DRAGON?

[coarse citrus]

YO

[dreamy vessel]

yo what if aspen = keons and keons = aspen?!??!

[stiff jay]

NO THE RUBBISH

[vestal snow]

||stop you’re breaking the roleplay||

[coarse citrus]

ur going in timeout

[stiff jay]

||Shit keons they onto us||

[vestal snow]

They’re one and the same

Aspen, Keons isn’t real

[craggy star]

Still waiting for the joke ngl

[verbal ridge]

||FUCK HIDE||

[dreamy vessel]

AUDRE

[lethal pond]

See asher this can be your work

[stiff jay]

NO DONT SAY THAT

WHY CAN I SMELL GASS ON MY HANDS

[coarse citrus]

i aint say nothing

[lethal pond]

Never said I got a joke fam. I got a job

[coarse citrus]

😭

[verbal ridge]

HR CRIME

[dreamy vessel]

0 DAYS SINCE LAST FOREST FIC MENTION

[verbal ridge]

HR

[vestal snow]

How tf did Audre not crucify me for that joke

[craggy star]

yall I have not watch the office in like 6 years I swear 😭

[lethal pond]

Rather smelling ass

[dreamy vessel]

wHO IS STEPPING IN AS HR THIS IS TOO FAR

[stiff jay]

FUCK SOMEONE CALL THE FIREWORKERS MY TREEHOUSE IS ON FIRE AND IM STUCK INSIDE

[vestal snow]

I smell ass on my hands ?!

[coarse citrus]

mayhaps... i did not get it at first

[stiff jay]

WHERES THE CBO WHEN U NEED THEM

cough

[vestal snow]

LOL

[lethal pond]

Okay I mean if you do

[stiff jay]

wheeze

[verbal ridge]

the fireworkers lol

[lethal pond]

ASPEN

ASPEN

[stiff jay]

cough

[verbal ridge]

FOR FUCK SAKE

[vestal snow]

Someone should write a song about this

[lethal pond]

WE NEED YOU

[stiff jay]

wheezer

[lethal pond]

ASPEN PLEASE

[dreamy vessel]

hello???

[lethal pond]

HELP

[stiff jay]

cough

[verbal ridge]

@/bathtubtyler

[vestal snow]

||in c major||

[coarse citrus]

😐

[lethal pond]

God I love you xD

[dreamy vessel]

nick, expect delicious threats

[stiff jay]

Next semesters true meaning

[verbal ridge]

a confession

[coarse citrus]

nick bout to be demoted

[vestal snow]

Boooooo i want treats

[stiff jay]

-dies

[undone bear]

What is going on?

[verbal ridge]

oh

[dreamy vessel]

oh noooooo

[lethal pond]

NOOOII

[vestal snow]

PFFFT

[lethal pond]

MY ONLY INTERN DIED

[verbal ridge]

LISA??

[stiff jay]

I FORGOT TBE WORD IM TIRED ITS MIDNIGJT

[stiff jay]

Ha fuck u I faked my death

[verbal ridge]

EW YOURE BRITISH??

[stiff jay]

I AM THE TRUE JIM

[vestal snow]

Woah woah woah woah

[lethal pond]

Ou nice

[dreamy vessel]

hm?

[undone bear]

NOO

[stiff jay]

YES

[vestal snow]

Unprofessional language

[lethal pond]

Welcome back

[verbal ridge]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🫵

[verbal ridge]

you*

[wanton bane]

LEVEL UP: You are now level 27!

[undone bear]

What is going on here

[dreamy vessel]

dang

[verbal ridge]

thank you omg

[coarse citrus]

more new people 😭 `

[stiff jay]

Apologies fiddlesticks you I faked my death

[dreamy vessel]

um

[verbal ridge]

would you like a job

[lethal pond]

Hello welcome to yappers inc

[stiff jay]

You pointing at yourself

[undone bear]

Yeah sure

What job?

[dreamy vessel]

it's honestly a really long story

[stiff jay]

Hi care for a job?

[verbal ridge]

what happened to secrets staying secret 😐

[undone bear]

Yeah sure

[lethal pond]

If you would like to keep an healthy joke ratio in this company join my humor department

[coarse citrus]

management delegation working so well i dont even have to welcome people

[undone bear]

What job?

[stiff jay]

Don’t trust keons

They lie

[vestal snow]

🫡

[verbal ridge]

please tell us your lists of skills

[coarse citrus]

give us some skills

[undone bear]

Hmm

[stiff jay]

well since KEONS got me demoted

We need a breather

[coarse citrus]

and we'll match you with a position

[verbal ridge]

trust me, aspen tried to kill me twice

[stiff jay]

Whats ur skills

[stiff jay]

I DIDNT

[vestal snow]

Aspen is the resident saboteur he’s full of shit

[coarse citrus]

aspen youre still the breather

[stiff jay]

I SAVED YOUR LIFE

[undone bear]

I can write and draw good
Also I can breathe

[dreamy vessel]

Skills + intention to yap

[stiff jay]

I SAVED YOUR FLIPPING LIFE KEONS

AND YOU MAKE ME OUT TO BE A MURDERER

[verbal ridge]

can breathe, better than aspen can do fr

[undone bear]

I can also sound like Knuckles and Shadow from Sonic..?

[vestal snow]

Breathing department replacement 🗣️

[craggy star]

did you actually get demoted because of Keons. Really struggling to see the lore here

[lethal pond]

Okay this is the final straw someone remove aspen from my department

[verbal ridge]

all i hear is yap yap yap

[dreamy vessel]

That does line up with two departments, one has been shut down due to recent incidents however

[lethal pond]

He can't keep putting all that dirt up on our work

[undone bear]

Hmmm

[coarse citrus]

marketing?

[undone bear]

So what is this job?

[vestal snow]

They can replace it

[dreamy vessel]

Perharrrrrps

[coarse citrus]

pluto is also the only one without an assitant

[lethal pond]

I just fired mine

[coarse citrus]

maybe aspen gets moved to pluto

[vestal snow]

Pluto is the ceo of Napping Inc. at the moment

[lethal pond]

Pls