Song Battle #22

[lethal pond]

Oh hell naw

[verbal ridge]

MY DOG JHUST FARTED FUCK ONH MY GOD IT STINKS SO FUCKING BSAD

[tawny radish]

@Mod3rators @Adm1ns

[coarse citrus]

alright fuck u dawg 😭

[dreamy vessel]

just get it over with nick

[stiff jay]

Rip ur nose hairs

[lethal pond]

Ok but why is this also so funny to me

[vestal snow]

Pleased Friend promotion from mid joke manager to fkn hilarious joke manager

[stiff jay]

You are welcome

[dreamy vessel]

not very secretive of your dog...

[lethal pond]

I can just laugh at every shit at this point

[coarse citrus]

alright nick send your request

[tawny radish]

everything is funny to you

[vestal snow]

.

[coarse citrus]

request approve

d

[vestal snow]

Dope

[lethal pond]

Oh this is happening so fast

[dreamy vessel]

no but the mid joke manager makes is so much funnier

[stiff jay]

‘Every shit’

[vestal snow]

PF you’re promoted

[vestal snow]

CEO approved sorry

[tawny radish]

i agree EXCEPT i love their reactions to the mid jokes too

[dreamy vessel]

ok fair enuf

[verbal ridge]

every shit lol, like like the fart, like like shit - fart, do you get it, do you get the joke

[coarse citrus]

mid level joke manager

[vestal snow]

Okay fair

[tawny radish]

i say they get promoted to have BOTH positions

[coarse citrus]

manages funny jokes

[vestal snow]

YEAH

THEN IT’S BOTH

[lethal pond]

[vestal snow]

Manages funny jokes but is also mid

[stiff jay]

||you are now aware of your breathing (Respectfully CRO)||

[vestal snow]

lol

[coarse citrus]

see this is why im ceo

[dreamy vessel]

position renamed

[verbal ridge]

HR

[vestal snow]

Can we fkn ban this guy

[verbal ridge]

SEND THEM TO HR

SEND THEM NOW

[vestal snow]

HRRRRRR

[stiff jay]

THATS MY JOB

[verbal ridge]

HRRRRRRRRR

HR

[coarse citrus]

@hr get over here

[verbal ridge]

FIRE HR

[dreamy vessel]

HE IS DOING HIS JOB

[tawny radish]

10 second probation

[stiff jay]

IM CHEIF RESPIRATION OFICER

ITS MY JOB

[vestal snow]

OH WAIT

[coarse citrus]

[dreamy vessel]

OVERRULED

[vestal snow]

Pffffttttt

[stiff jay]

EXACTLY

[vestal snow]

I forgot lmao

[stiff jay]

LMAO

[verbal ridge]

oh

[vestal snow]

Thank you aspen very good employee

Your bonus will be very big this year

[lethal pond]

Lol 😂

[verbal ridge]

im still mad about it

[coarse citrus]

aspen doing his job

[stiff jay]

Thank you very much

[dreamy vessel]

(two credits)

[stiff jay]

Me doing my job = HR called

[dreamy vessel]

NICK

[tawny radish]

nick

[vestal snow]

ahh shit I might’ve left that up too long

[stiff jay]

HELP NICK

[coarse citrus]

nick when he was sexism officer

[verbal ridge]

its the capitalist way

[vestal snow]

did anyone get it

[coarse citrus]

wait i didnt see

[stiff jay]

Very true

[orchid swan]

I have this skill as well, unfortunately my reputation in the company is...

[vestal snow]

Oh

LOL

[lethal pond]

Maybe you found your new profession

[verbal ridge]

i didnt see so its fine

[vestal snow]

Gotcha nerds

[dreamy vessel]

wait send again didnt see it

[stiff jay]

I got it but it was 1/2 deleted

[stiff jay]

Gonna befriend HR

[vestal snow]

What 😭

[verbal ridge]

doing my job as secretary to the secrecy officer, i choose not to see his secrets

[tawny radish]

good job keons

[verbal ridge]

thank you

[tawny radish]

woah no messages for a whole 30 seconds

[vestal snow]

Thank you Keons

[lethal pond]

This felt weird

[tawny radish]

this is unacceptable for yappers inc

[lethal pond]

Are we as the company dying?

[dreamy vessel]

im searching for an intern since HR is doing NOTHING

[lethal pond]

Do we need... To... BREATH?

Aspen

[coarse citrus]

no there was a founders meeting

were ok now

[orchid swan]

what did I miss

[verbal ridge]

sorry i was looking at verified

[tawny radish]

I TOLD YOU we wait like spiders on the web

[verbal ridge]

sorry, its the keons effect

[lethal pond]

You committed several war crimes

[wind geyser]

paragraph 2 done cheer for me pls

[vestal snow]

Toad is public enemy #1

[dreamy vessel]

RECRUITING IS NOT SITTING AROUND N WAITING

[orchid swan]

treason and general buffoonery I assume

[verbal ridge]

you got fired like 5 times while you were away

[stiff jay]

Take a deep breath with me ready…
In… hold.. 1 2 3 4
Out… hold…. 1 2 3 4
Repeat 7 times

[dreamy vessel]

can argue that is still lia

[tawny radish]

toad incident #???

[coarse citrus]

yayy keep yappin

[stiff jay]

You commited crimes

[dreamy vessel]

i aint reading all of that

[vestal snow]

Can agree

[lethal pond]

I did it to quickly I sound like dog

[tawny radish]

hey don't knock my strategy

[orchid swan]

0 seconds since my last crime

[wind geyser]

no im gonna go to work now

[tawny radish]

i'm the professional here

[stiff jay]

Can you not count to 4?

[verbal ridge]

this is work 🤨

[lethal pond]

Obviously not huh

Maybe I count quick

I'm fast af boi

[orchid swan]

I can count to 4!!! pick me, pick me!!!!

[verbal ridge]

does company mean nothing to you

[coarse citrus]

nick

[vestal snow]

[tawny radish]

that one was too fast

[stiff jay]

Ew a pick me

CRIME

[coarse citrus]

i got it

[tawny radish]

i didnt get to read it

[coarse citrus]

i be reading speedy fast

[dreamy vessel]

keep going guys

[vestal snow]

LOL

[verbal ridge]

toad crime number 52

[vestal snow]

Love that that’s the message

Honestly my favorite emote

[orchid swan]

[lethal pond]

It's also funny too

[coarse citrus]

[dreamy vessel]

[coarse citrus]

some of our emotes kill me

[verbal ridge]

when we get to 6669 do we get a lunch break

[orchid swan]

I didn't choose the life of crime
crime chose me...

[vestal snow]

Top three for sure

And 🍅

[dreamy vessel]

no

[orchid swan]

yes

[stiff jay]

You get 3 seconds

[lethal pond]

No

[coarse citrus]

[verbal ridge]

man

[tawny radish]

in the time between keons' message and your's you're now on crime 67

keep up the good work

[vestal snow]

HR department when Toad says anything

[stiff jay]

Keons when we hit 10k you can go to sleep

[lethal pond]

No counting again oh no

[dreamy vessel]

hr were do you store your files

[orchid swan]

yap server would be so funny except I need to farm these levels

[coarse citrus]

6969 = 2 extra credits

[verbal ridge]

hr

get them

[lethal pond]

😂 True

[vestal snow]

Thank you PF

[lethal pond]

Got ya

[tawny radish]

in my brain. like that spongebob episode.

[stiff jay]

Do we need a cheif counting officer? To help you through your struggles

[dreamy vessel]

ive got some content about nick you might be interested in

[tawny radish]

OH??

[orchid swan]

I don't even have to open my mouth and they're at me 😔😔😔😔😔

[coarse citrus]

oh

[lethal pond]

I think so.. Yeah

[tawny radish]

send it my way

[verbal ridge]

i love that episode

[coarse citrus]

besides the

[vestal snow]

W.h.a.t.

[coarse citrus]

/tags use nickcso

[orchid swan]

sexism

[vestal snow]

NO

[dreamy vessel]

/tags use nickso

[vestal snow]

I WAS ABSOLVED

[orchid swan]

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy ||fuckass admin|| Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[stiff jay]

I’ll send a server wide email asking if anyone can teach you how to count

[lethal pond]

Are they just as funny as his messages

[verbal ridge]

secrets about the secrecy officer about to go crazy

[vestal snow]

Oh yeah that’s fair

[tawny radish]

it's okay their job is to be unhinged

[coarse citrus]

is this nicks

[orchid swan]

yes

[vestal snow]

Yes

[dreamy vessel]

LMFOSOAO

[tawny radish]

PLAGIARISM???

[orchid swan]

sorry

[lethal pond]

Thank you for taking this serious.. But can you add a bit more jokeness into it? For the company's sake? Ty.

[tawny radish]

AGAINST OUR OWN CSO????

[orchid swan]

I should have cited my sources

[vestal snow]

“Fuckass admin” mentioned

[dreamy vessel]

poor mention

[vestal snow]

Poor

[orchid swan]

csgo reference

[dreamy vessel]

yes

[vestal snow]

@poor can we have a channel now

[tawny radish]

@ poot toad called you a pretty mean thing i think you should have a look

[vestal snow]

https://tenor.com/view/tomatothink-gif-23324294

[orchid swan]

WHAT

[dreamy vessel]

banned from song battle #22

[orchid swan]

imagine

[vestal snow]

Slow mode trapped again

[dreamy vessel]

6 hr slowmode just for you

[orchid swan]

"this channel is read only 💡"

[coarse citrus]

[lethal pond]

Me searching for jokes

[stiff jay]

One moment getting a video lesson for you

[tawny radish]

toad commits "most crimes ever"
asked to leave sb22

[vestal snow]

Toadcident

[lethal pond]

I like how this company take care of their employees

[coarse citrus]

poot told us we could yap

[dreamy vessel]

0 days since last toadcident

[orchid swan]

sigh

[vestal snow]

Poot was last here at like 2100 messages good lord

[lethal pond]

Toad is scapegoat manager

[dreamy vessel]

tell us we can yap and we will build an entire company

[orchid swan]

arguably the only real crime I committed was mentioning p*nic at the d*sco

[wind geyser]

ewwww

[vestal snow]

Thank you aum

[lethal pond]

And you did again

[dreamy vessel]

holy shit did u just mention them again?

[tawny radish]

patd reference detected

[orchid swan]

bawling my eyes out

[dreamy vessel]

STRIKE 5

[verbal ridge]

look at the server and count how many yaps are currently being yapped

[tawny radish]

probation is imminent

[vestal snow]

Directors i have a proposition : aum is our intermittent reaction consultant

[verbal ridge]

crime

hr

[vestal snow]

Pops in every now and then to react to shit

And that’s it

[coarse citrus]

ok real

[vestal snow]

HRRRR

[dreamy vessel]

real

approved

[tawny radish]

WORKING ON IT

[lethal pond]

explodes after counting to 2

[orchid swan]

we need a code word for panic so the incident can be referred to without commiting atrocities

[vestal snow]

Okay cool

[coarse citrus]

we are overcrowded with c level positions

[verbal ridge]

CRIME

[vestal snow]

Went to @ aum and there’s like three of them

[verbal ridge]

AGAIN

TOAD

[dreamy vessel]

we needn't

[orchid swan]

WAAAA

[tawny radish]

1

[wind geyser]

theyre all me

[tawny radish]

2

3

[orchid swan]

how many seconds in the corner

[vestal snow]

The consultant has arrived

[tawny radish]

.7

[stiff jay]

Listen to the weird puppet

[tawny radish]

released

[orchid swan]

yay

[vestal snow]

Aum would you like a consulting job

[lethal pond]

STOP IT WITH THE NUMBERS

[wind geyser]

yes pls

[stiff jay]

You can count to 4 now.

[lethal pond]

So I've been doing it right the whole time. Jackpot

[coarse citrus]

where would consulting be under

[orchid swan]

at this point my name should be perpetual corner dweller

[stiff jay]

It’s cannon

[coarse citrus]

coo?

[verbal ridge]

#1212499372810575962 please, some people dont want to hear the next semester leak. very grungy though

[wind geyser]

tomorrow is the day of the latin fiesta chilli apparently

[coarse citrus]

hr?

[dreamy vessel]

after toads last incident... i feel so much panic?? I can't breathe it seems

aspeen?????

[vestal snow]

Intermittent Reaction Consultant 🤝 Job description : idk every now and then pop in and give a funny reaction

[stiff jay]

Yeees

[orchid swan]

you better not be at a fucking disco

[lethal pond]

Deserved a lol

[vestal snow]

HRRRR

[orchid swan]

RIGHT I forgot sorry......

[dreamy vessel]

0 minutes since last toadcident

[coarse citrus]

wait C LEVEL EXECS

[vestal snow]

Bro does not learn

[verbal ridge]

HR HR HR

[tawny radish]

TOAD

[stiff jay]

Apologies how very inconsiderate of me

[wind geyser]

lovely i can do this

[tawny radish]

WE JUST TALKED ABOUT THIS

[orchid swan]

😭

[vestal snow]

Present

[coarse citrus]

WHERE DOES AUMS NEW POSITION FALL

[wind geyser]

worry at the party

[orchid swan]

it's second nature bro
it's instinct
reflex even

[lethal pond]

Toad is some real heathens mv material

[vestal snow]

The bottom left corner by itself

[wind geyser]

:(

[verbal ridge]

y'all just like the time out corner huh

[coarse citrus]

but actually

[wind geyser]

WHAT

[coarse citrus]

hr? coo?

[dreamy vessel]

i feel like it's freelance

[stiff jay]

Right ok. Deep breaths ready?
In… hold 1 2 3 4 (pleased refer to the video)
Out… hold 1 2 3 4 (pleased refer to the video)
Repeat 1718283737 times

[vestal snow]

I’m serious it’s funny lol, the position is consulting so they aren’t internal to the company

Yeah freelance

[lethal pond]

Guys we are in a urgent demand for mid jokes

[verbal ridge]

THAT MEANT TO BE AGRAPE

[vestal snow]

….

[verbal ridge]

WAIT LET ME DO THAT AGAIN

[dreamy vessel]

i aint reading all of that but thanks

[orchid swan]

easy, I got you covered

[wind geyser]

i get paid full time and just pop in whenever i want

[stiff jay]

You really don’t read much

[lethal pond]

No not you

Please lord

[verbal ridge]

the only snacks are dried up raisins so enjoy that 🍇

[tawny radish]

please respect your cro

[verbal ridge]

there we go

[orchid swan]

🍤

[dreamy vessel]

marketing department, not reading..

[vestal snow]

Thank you aspen

[lethal pond]

Lol 😂

[stiff jay]

Yum we love raisains

[verbal ridge]

weird message??

[stiff jay]

You are very welcome

[orchid swan]

perfectly relevant

[dreamy vessel]

arent raisins... dried??

[stiff jay]

Are you Australian

[orchid swan]

no

[stiff jay]

Shrimp on the Barbie

[verbal ridge]

they are more dried

[dreamy vessel]

ok ur right i'll issue an apology

[verbal ridge]

the ones i have

[tawny radish]

please do not taunt your fellow employees with shrimp

[orchid swan]

wet raisin

[verbal ridge]

they are like doubly dry

[tawny radish]

very disrespectful

[stiff jay]

Nah keons on about dried raisins they are like powder

[vestal snow]

I think i got away with a secret message

[lethal pond]

So you got dried dried raisins

[orchid swan]

I had shrimp earlier
are you jealous

[verbal ridge]

proud of you

[lethal pond]

Was it a joke 😦

[dreamy vessel]

cant believe sb 22 is the most active channel

[vestal snow]

Yes

But you’ll just have to trust

[lethal pond]

😭😭

[vestal snow]

It’s secret now

[lethal pond]

Okay

Hahahaha nice one nick

Keep up the great work

[vestal snow]

Thanks PF

[tawny radish]

please do not taunt your fellow employees with shrimp

[orchid swan]

what's brown and sticky
||a stick||

[lethal pond]

You can really pat yourself on the shoulder

[lethal pond]

Toad reputation is healing

[vestal snow]

Slowly but surely

[verbal ridge]

hm

thin line

[orchid swan]

I'm on probation
I'm doing community service

[vestal snow]

Until the next toadcident in approximately 18 seconds

[lethal pond]

It was close to beeing a bad joke

[coarse citrus]

we have our new hierarchy

[stiff jay]

https://youtu.be/K05N2jqFHc8?feature=shared

[lethal pond]

But Nick put me in a good mood

So I'll let it pass as mid joke

[vestal snow]

AMAZING

[stiff jay]

WHY AM I NOW AT THE BOTTOM

[orchid swan]

now I could have made it worse

[verbal ridge]

this is beautiful

[dreamy vessel]

Dear @stiff jay I am writing to apologize for disregarding your good advice that I asked for. I know that I made a mistake, and I am truly sorry. I understand that you were trying to help me, and I appreciate that you took the time to give me your advice. I was wrong to ignore it, and I will try my best to be more open to feedback in the future. I know that my actions have caused you some frustration, and I am truly sorry for that. I value your friendship and respect, and I hope that you can forgive me. I have learned from my mistake, and I am committed to being a better listener and a more open-minded coworker. I will always appreciate your advice, and I will always try my best to follow it. Thank you for your understanding. Sincerely, [Your Name]

[coarse citrus]

all c leverls r equal (except me ofc)

[lethal pond]

Bottom right corner... Can I get something colorful?

[vestal snow]

HR can we get a review of this

[orchid swan]

thank you
I am truly enlichened

[stiff jay]

My eyes hurt

[vestal snow]

Looks good at first glance but want to get an expert’s opinion

[stiff jay]

Thank you for your apology

[lethal pond]

The answer poop would make me laugh irl

[verbal ridge]

not a ukulele song, and no train references so i dont really think its that sincere

[orchid swan]

oh you'll love my poop jokes then

[tawny radish]

all is well

[verbal ridge]

last clancy letter fuck ass sign off

[stiff jay]

I am glad. I hope it gets stuck in your head

[tawny radish]

all in a hard days work

[dreamy vessel]

@LoreNods new clancy letter dropped

[vestal snow]

Wrong person 💀

[coarse citrus]

mb

[lethal pond]

😭😭😭

[vestal snow]

All CEOs make mistakes sometimes dw

[lethal pond]

All this hard work.. Getting promoted

Okay..

Man if only a joke could lighten my mood

[stiff jay]

Agreed. We need a toxic train or it’s not sincere enough

[tawny radish]

if only

[dreamy vessel]

you're welcome, i hope we can leave this dispute behind us now

[orchid swan]

hey uh
pleased friend
I got a joke for you
a poop joke

[vestal snow]

Uh oh

This could have bad joke potential

[lethal pond]

I'm waiting

[verbal ridge]

look through my phones camera and you will see one

[verbal ridge]

....

[lethal pond]

Womp

[stiff jay]

Hey psssst @lethal pond ||doo doo||

[vestal snow]

gasp

cough

choke

[lethal pond]

Thehehehe

[verbal ridge]

scandalous

[orchid swan]

no yeah dw it's bad
anyway
what's big and brown and behind the wall
||humpty's dump||

[verbal ridge]

NICK?

[dreamy vessel]

... 0 minutes since last toadcident

[verbal ridge]

DID YOU JUST PASS AWAY?

NICK?

[vestal snow]

gaassssppp

[verbal ridge]

NICK

[lethal pond]

It got a smirk

[verbal ridge]

OH MY GOD

[dreamy vessel]

ASPEN

[orchid swan]

nick died yeah

[stiff jay]

NICK BREATHE WITH ME MAN

[vestal snow]

hhkkkkk

[verbal ridge]

ASPEN

ASPEN

HELP

[vestal snow]

cough

[dreamy vessel]

ASPEN DO YOUR JOB

[stiff jay]

IN… HOLD 1 2 3 4

[verbal ridge]

NICK BREATHE

NICK

[dreamy vessel]

CPR!!!

[vestal snow]

inhale

[stiff jay]

OUT… HOLD 1 2 3 4

[verbal ridge]

SOMEONE GET THE LIT

KIT

[coarse citrus]

what is happening

[vestal snow]

exhale

[stiff jay]

YOU GOT THIS NICK

[verbal ridge]

SOMEONE GET THE KIT

[coarse citrus]

i leave for 2 minutes

[verbal ridge]

CMON NICK

[lethal pond]

Nicks dying

[stiff jay]

REPEAT

[orchid swan]

I'm working on my CPR license

[vestal snow]

clearsthroat

inhale

[stiff jay]

IN 1 2 3 4

[vestal snow]

exhale

[coarse citrus]

[orchid swan]

is anyone else more qualified

[dreamy vessel]

SOMEONE GET THE KET

[vestal snow]

Aight I’m good guys

Thanks Aspen

[stiff jay]

OUT 1 2 3 4

[dreamy vessel]

ah ok

[coarse citrus]

i come bringing colored hierarchy map

[lethal pond]

Sry forgot to add the lol

Nicks dying lol

[verbal ridge]

cool

[stiff jay]

Phew you had me worried I’d have to do real CPR

[stiff jay]

I have that B)

[vestal snow]

Thank you Aspen for saving my life

[coarse citrus]

based on your name color

[orchid swan]

do I work under COO or CCO

[vestal snow]

Deserves a 1.25 credit bonus

[stiff jay]

You are very welcome Nick

[orchid swan]

oh ok thx

[coarse citrus]

lia so cuo

[orchid swan]

cuo ong

[lethal pond]

Nick you ok?

[verbal ridge]

yay im orange

[stiff jay]

I got my first aid for all ages, yall some lucky mfs if you get hurt :)

[dreamy vessel]

nick almost died, then we need a party planning committee

[vestal snow]

LOL

[verbal ridge]

omg same

[coarse citrus]

yoooo

[stiff jay]

Twins

[coarse citrus]

party planning comittee

[vestal snow]

Okay we have PPC positions open now

[coarse citrus]

out of current members

i will step back from this

[vestal snow]

I’d like to formally withdraw my name from consideration thanks

[dreamy vessel]

As marketing director I'd love to take this task upon me

[coarse citrus]

be a consultant

[vestal snow]

I am a partygoer not a partyplanner

[coarse citrus]

real

[lethal pond]

As mid funny people tend to

[coarse citrus]

lisa can lead

[dreamy vessel]

I STILL NEED EMPLOYEES

[verbal ridge]

as secretry to the partygoer i have to also abstain from applying for the partyplanner roles, as i have to follow him wherever he party goes

[vestal snow]

Indubitably

[coarse citrus]

we need more employees period

[vestal snow]

But our destinations will not be revealed, we must move in the shadows and stay silent

[lethal pond]

And an own channel

[dreamy vessel]

How will we get more

[stiff jay]

I need to attend some parties so they best be good

[verbal ridge]

the parties are underground

[vestal snow]

NS music video reference

[dreamy vessel]

As before we just got people wandering in, looking for a job. but it seems we've run out

[stiff jay]

Or your all gonna suddenly forget how to breathe >:)

[dreamy vessel]

i directed that btw

[verbal ridge]

we are in the mv, you just cant see us cause we're in the shadows

[vestal snow]

We need to extend our marketing reach

[lethal pond]

GASPS

[verbal ridge]

andrew?

[vestal snow]

NO

NOW PF

[dreamy vessel]

yes?

[orchid swan]

lisa fired me for uncouth behavior in the workplace

[vestal snow]

ASPEENNNNNNNN

[verbal ridge]

PF???

FRIEND ARE YOU OK

ASPEN

[lethal pond]

GAAAAASPS

[stiff jay]

are you ok? Do you need help

[verbal ridge]

ASPEN WHAT DID YOU DO

[dreamy vessel]

i transferred you

[verbal ridge]

PLEASED FRIEND

BREATHE

EXHALE

[orchid swan]

friend pleased

[dreamy vessel]

ASPEN DO YOUR JOB

[verbal ridge]

EXHALE

[stiff jay]

Ready breathe with me okay?

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

Ready and again

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

(Repeat as necessary) ||disclaimer refer to informational video if you cannot count to 4||

[lethal pond]

GAA-HHH-HGHG

[vestal snow]

YOU DON’T KNOW CPR SHUT UP

[coarse citrus]

moved to where you belong with lia

[dreamy vessel]

performance reviews coming up......

[verbal ridge]

I ASKED FOR ASPEN?!

[vestal snow]

Please the disclaimer is KILLING ME 😭

[lethal pond]

3,4, 27, 30

GAAAAAH

[stiff jay]

COUNT ANY NUMBERS ITS FINE YOU GOT THIS

[orchid swan]

department of incident control

[lethal pond]

GOT IT

[verbal ridge]

aw few

[lethal pond]

Aspen is a hero

[wanton bane]

LEVEL UP: You are now level 5!

[stiff jay]

YESS PLEASED IS SAVED ANOTHER DAY

[orchid swan]

nico confirms

[coarse citrus]

yoooo

[stiff jay]

-disclaimer the informational video is sending my WiFi just sucks-

[verbal ridge]

nico would you like to be on the party planning committee

[lethal pond]

Thank you aspen I owe you my life

[coarse citrus]

nicos job is my district

[vestal snow]

Nico just awarded Aspen a 2 figure salary

10 credits per year

[stiff jay]

LETS GOOO

Moving up the poverty line

[dreamy vessel]

Employee must gather their own credits

[vestal snow]

Well yeah

But like he’s allowed to gather that many now

[lethal pond]

Can I donate my salery to aspen and nick?

[dreamy vessel]

Good

[dreamy vessel]

no

[verbal ridge]

verified is so quiet now we're all here 💀

[vestal snow]

Yes

I’m a capitalist

[coarse citrus]

no

[lethal pond]

😦

[vestal snow]

Give me money

[coarse citrus]

ceos orders

[dreamy vessel]

Nick

[coarse citrus]

goes to me

[lethal pond]

Okay

[dreamy vessel]

This is a write up

[vestal snow]

Fym write up

[lethal pond]

Not funny but I'll accept it

[orchid swan]

song battles are verified jr

[verbal ridge]

can it go to me, i need the money, homie sued me

[stiff jay]

Verified have lost their minds and created yapping

[lethal pond]

Gd reference

[stiff jay]

Yes

[verbal ridge]

the result of constant clowning

[stiff jay]

I will give my salary to the red pandas

[vestal snow]

Argus would be proud

[coarse citrus]

aspen

we are like literally neck and neck in score

[verbal ridge]

so proud

[stiff jay]

https://tenor.com/view/cuddles-love-you-the-best-gif-9600742

[dreamy vessel]

I'd like to open an investigation

[lethal pond]

Aww

[orchid swan]

I wonder how many more yaps I have to yap till the next level

[stiff jay]

We both yap alot

[orchid swan]

the next interdimensional plane

[coarse citrus]

u have yapped significantly more than me considering i was level 7 in February

[stiff jay]

It’s acc sad considering how little time I’ve been in the server

[coarse citrus]

yea

[stiff jay]

Insomnia = yapping

[orchid swan]

watch me just level up when I say this

no ok

[wanton bane]

LEVEL UP: You are now level 12!

[stiff jay]

Big words

[dreamy vessel]

L

[stiff jay]

You have gained a brain cell

[stiff jay]

LOL

[coarse citrus]

nico b like that

[orchid swan]

for real

[verbal ridge]

nico bitchy asf

[lethal pond]

Hahahahw

[orchid swan]

bitchboy nicolas

[dreamy vessel]

Ms Ceo

[coarse citrus]

yea

[lethal pond]

Ceo of sass

[stiff jay]

Nico the kind of person to say ‘are u gonna eat that’ whilst the food is in your mouth and then take it from ur hands before u can take ur next bite

[dreamy vessel]

I feel like we need to open an investigation

[coarse citrus]

also nick is ab to overtake pluto for top yapper this week

[vestal snow]

Rude

How dare you

[vestal snow]

Am i really

[coarse citrus]

into what

[stiff jay]

||shit what did toad do now||

[orchid swan]

the type to say "want some" while eating a piece of cake on the other side of a window

[verbal ridge]

into what

[vestal snow]

NEWCOMER

[dreamy vessel]

In the span of 5 minutes, two people have nearly died due to the lack of breating. Meanwhile we have an entire department dedicated to PREVENTING that.. something is going on

[quick plover]

im sorry Never Take It you used to be a good song

[coarse citrus]

that is true....

[verbal ridge]

NEW PERSON??

[lethal pond]

No but he saved us

[vestal snow]

Would you like a job

[coarse citrus]

we may have a conspiracy

[orchid swan]

new yapper.

[vestal snow]

We’ve started a company

[quick plover]

wha

[verbal ridge]

WELCOME WOULD YOU LIKE A JOB

[stiff jay]

The type to say ‘did you want that?’ Whilst eating ur food

[verbal ridge]

WE ARE HIRING

[quick plover]

?????????

[lethal pond]

NEW EMPLOYEE

[verbal ridge]

WELCOME TO YAPPERS INC

[coarse citrus]

welcome

[orchid swan]

indoctrinate the newborn

[lethal pond]

HELLO

[dreamy vessel]

Maybe he killed you first

[coarse citrus]

to yappers inc

[quick plover]

I'm scared

[coarse citrus]

im the proud ceo

[vestal snow]

This is so fkn funny I’m sorry

[stiff jay]

NO ONE HAS DIED

[lethal pond]

We welcome you to yappers Inc

[stiff jay]

I PREVENT THE DESTH

[quick plover]

oooh flyer

[lethal pond]

Would you like a drink? A mid joke?

[verbal ridge]

do not be scared we are fun

[coarse citrus]

we have our other c level execs: nick, lisa, and aspen

[lethal pond]

The Flyer is working

[verbal ridge]

would you like to see our collection of moist raisins

[stiff jay]

Ready breathe with me okay?

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

Ready and again

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

(Repeat as necessary) ||disclaimer refer to informational video if you cannot count to 4|| <refer to this as necessary since apparently I don’t do my job>

[coarse citrus]

lisas strategies proving effective

[quick plover]

hmm 250+ messages/day? seems like a high demand

I dont ahve much material to go with

[dreamy vessel]

Requirements are flexible

[verbal ridge]

🧍

[coarse citrus]

we are yappers after all

[stiff jay]

Just become a yapper and it happens naturally

[lethal pond]

Thank you

[orchid swan]

I think those are called grapes, that is unless you're rehydrating raisins. in which case, HR KEONS IS BREAKING THE LAW

[vestal snow]

That’s only for C level execs. We are hiring mid range managers at a low 50 message per day requirement

[quick plover]

I mean I could always bring back my ancient archive of "I have no idea what I was on but it's clearly stronger than any drugs" materials of topics

[lethal pond]

Toad trying to Toad someone

[stiff jay]

No just grapes wet with water

Bozo

[orchid swan]

*rehydrated

[verbal ridge]

law breaker accusing people, no ones gonna believe you

[verbal ridge]

you'll fit right in

[orchid swan]

is ratting someone out now called toading

[lethal pond]

Yes

[verbal ridge]

yes

[stiff jay]

Yes

[coarse citrus]

LMFAOOO

[dreamy vessel]

LMFAOOSO

[orchid swan]

sigh

[coarse citrus]

new inside joke

[verbal ridge]

instead of snitch we say you toad

[vestal snow]

Toading is a great new word

[stiff jay]

Do you need help breathing?

[lethal pond]

Can't you read 🤨

[dreamy vessel]

ANYHOW

[orchid swan]

I've upgraded to verb status

[dreamy vessel]

THOUGHTS?

[verbal ridge]

did the new guy leave

did we scare them off

[lethal pond]

In aspen I believe

[vestal snow]

Brother you are killing me it’s so funny

[verbal ridge]

i think we scared them off

[coarse citrus]

launching an investigation of whether or not aspen is poisioning the air

[dreamy vessel]

Wear a mask plz

[vestal snow]

Wait aspen is poisoning the air….

[orchid swan]

me personally my lungs are just fine

[stiff jay]

READ THIS LISA!!! Ready breathe with me okay?

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

Ready and again

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

(Repeat as necessary) ||disclaimer refer to informational video if you cannot count to 4||

[dreamy vessel]

i cant read what now

[lethal pond]

But not too funny. He is perfect

[verbal ridge]

instructions unclear, are the numbers in seconds or minutes or hours or days or months or years

[orchid swan]

even better because it was said at 4:20pm

[stiff jay]

Then, use text to speech duhhh

[coarse citrus]

😔

[dreamy vessel]

LMFAOOFOSO you're gonna fucking kill me one day

[stiff jay]

Be right back revising my message

[dreamy vessel]

committed to the bit

[lethal pond]

D:

[coarse citrus]

well if he is poisioning the air he is creating job security

[verbal ridge]

thank you, held my breath for 1 minute and almost died

[lethal pond]

Lol

[dreamy vessel]

But is that a good or bad thing

[orchid swan]

https://tenor.com/view/mib-men-in-black-will-smith-flash-gif-7529438

[lethal pond]

😂😂

[vestal snow]

balls

[lethal pond]

Thehehehe

[vestal snow]

Not deleting just stating a fact

[orchid swan]

balls

[coarse citrus]

controversy = more yapping

[verbal ridge]

but where is he positioning it 😐

[verbal ridge]

you cooked

[lethal pond]

[verbal ridge]

crime

get them

[dreamy vessel]

Because I can argue that breathing is quite a necessary requirement for yapping, by even TEMPORARILY taking that away, he is hurting the company

[coarse citrus]

poison. like putting a toxin in the air

[orchid swan]

🥎🧶🎱⚽🎳⚾🏀🏈🏉🏐🔮🏐🏏🏑🏓🎾🥍

[verbal ridge]

hr

[verbal ridge]

OH

I CANT READ

[vestal snow]

balls

[stiff jay]

Ready breathe with me okay?

In…. Hold it 1 SECOND.. 2 SECOND… 3 SECOND 4 SECOND…
OUT… Hold it 1 SECOND.. 2. SECOND… 3 SECOND… 4 SECOND…

Ready and again

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

(Repeat as necessary) ||disclaimer refer to informational video if you cannot count to 4|| PLEASE UNDERSTAND THESSE ARE SECONDS SAY (IN YOUR HEAD) ‘1 ELEPHANT. 2 ELEPHANT. 3 ELEPHANT. 4 ELEPHANT’ IF YOU ARE UNSURE HOW LONG A SECOND IS.

[lethal pond]

Nick says balls. Perfect balanced joke. Toad says it.. Meh

[coarse citrus]

but we are also yapping by typing so

[orchid swan]

upvote

[lethal pond]

A legend. A true mid comedy god

[dreamy vessel]

this is by far the most controversial and fucked up thing you've said

[verbal ridge]

do i breathe on one or the elephant or the second

[vestal snow]

Sorry i saw Thesse and choked to death

[lethal pond]

Wheezing

[stiff jay]

On the one

[stiff jay]

Breathe

[lethal pond]

Thanks

[coarse citrus]

might get fired for this one

[orchid swan]

wait until I release my opinions on whether or not hotdogs fall into the sandwich category

[stiff jay]

Well that seems a bit of a stupid thing to do

[lethal pond]

You are so good at you job

[stiff jay]

Thank you

[verbal ridge]

🤨

[vestal snow]

Aspen insulting other C level execs

[verbal ridge]

now you have to say

[dreamy vessel]

everybody is so fucking committed to the bit 😭

[vestal snow]

balls

[orchid swan]

what bit
this is how I always act

[verbal ridge]

what bit??

[coarse citrus]

idk hes right

[verbal ridge]

this is real

[lethal pond]

Staph it you 🤣🤣

[coarse citrus]

no but only yappers inc

[verbal ridge]

PFTT

[stiff jay]

Not an insult if it’s true

[orchid swan]

tw politics ||a hotdog is a sandwich||

[vestal snow]

The bit never dies ||unless it chokes to death bc aspen poison||

[stiff jay]

TW POLITICS 😭😭😭

[lethal pond]

Get this man out

[verbal ridge]

but is the hot dog the meat or the sandwhich

[dreamy vessel]

expect delicious threats

[vestal snow]

Get fucking banned nerd

[quick plover]

I dont think that's debatable

[stiff jay]

Hey. I don’t poison.. people

[coarse citrus]

alright now ur on thin ice buddy

[verbal ridge]

YOURE BACK

wait not you

ew

[dreamy vessel]

@poor

[verbal ridge]

YOURE BACK

[lethal pond]

Pahahaha

[stiff jay]

WOW

[coarse citrus]

hot dog = taco

[verbal ridge]

WE THOUGHT WE SCARED YOU OFF

[coarse citrus]

i will not be hearing arguments

[lethal pond]

Where is poop when we need him

[vestal snow]

Based CEO

[quick plover]

I was looking at my old materials

[stiff jay]

:))

[verbal ridge]

cooked with that i fear

[vestal snow]

AHH

[orchid swan]

the dog itself is the meat, the bun constitutes as bread in this scenario, making it a sandwich. dog without bun is just a meat cylinder

[quick plover]

and found my peak activity on this server for ONE day

[coarse citrus]

what was that

[stiff jay]

Nothing

[lethal pond]

I don't see yappers Inc

[dreamy vessel]

Yappers?!?!?

[vestal snow]

||aspen confessing to poisoning the air||

[stiff jay]

PROOF?!

[coarse citrus]

my peak activity is 110% here

[verbal ridge]

omg a yapper

[stiff jay]

I WOULD NEVER DO SUXH A THING

[lethal pond]

Aspen tried to kill me??

[coarse citrus]

[lethal pond]

Aspen...

[dreamy vessel]

Aspen you're on probation effective IMMEDIATELY

[vestal snow]

Investigation into Aspen’s behavior happening rn

[dreamy vessel]

suspended without pay

[vestal snow]

WOAH

TARGETED ATTACK

DID YALL SEETHAT

[lethal pond]

WHS

[coarse citrus]

no

[lethal pond]

I SAW IT

[stiff jay]

I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YALL ARE ON ABOUT?!

IM INNOCENT

[lethal pond]

I CAN'T LAUGH AB IT

[stiff jay]

Ready breathe with me okay?

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

Ready and again

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

(Repeat as necessary) ||disclaimer refer to informational video if you cannot count to 4||

SEE BREATHE

[vestal snow]

Aspen said it was a targeted attack at MY INTERN

[lethal pond]

HE BROKE ME

[vestal snow]

HOW DARE HE

[stiff jay]

BRESTJE

[verbal ridge]

GASP

[stiff jay]

BREATJE

[verbal ridge]

GASPPPPP

[vestal snow]

KEONS NOOOOOO

[dreamy vessel]

HR

[verbal ridge]

GASPPPPP

[stiff jay]

Ready breathe with me okay?

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

Ready and again

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

(Repeat as necessary) ||disclaimer refer to informational video if you cannot count to 4||

[dreamy vessel]

WHERE IS HR

[vestal snow]

KEONS

[lethal pond]

Keons

[verbal ridge]

GASPPPPPP

[stiff jay]

BREATJE MF

[coarse citrus]

HR !!!!

[dreamy vessel]

DOES ANYONE KNOW CPR

[stiff jay]

Ready breathe with me okay?

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

Ready and again

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

(Repeat as necessary) ||disclaimer refer to informational video if you cannot count to 4||

[lethal pond]

OH GOD NO

[stiff jay]

I DO

[vestal snow]

ASPEN DOES BUT HE POISONED THE CPR

[coarse citrus]

ROOK AND KIRBY ARENT HERE

[dreamy vessel]

SHUT UP HOMIE

[verbal ridge]

WHEEZE *WHEEEZE

[lethal pond]

Keons no

[stiff jay]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-humor-cpr-cpr-is-not-as-hard-as-it-looks-gif-16024376

[vestal snow]

NOOOOO

MY INTERN IS GONNA DIE

FUCK

[stiff jay]

Ready breathe with me okay?

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

Ready and again

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

(Repeat as necessary) ||disclaimer refer to informational video if you cannot count to 4||

[vestal snow]

HOW WILL I HAVE MY SECRETS NOW

[stiff jay]

CHARGE TO 200

[dreamy vessel]

ye ok keons too far gone i fear this might be our first company death

[stiff jay]

CLEAR

[vestal snow]

Cprmemes.tumblr.com

[verbal ridge]

GASSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[stiff jay]

shocks keons

[lethal pond]

KEONS WHAT DID FISH ONE SAID TO FISH TWO

BLUBBB

[verbal ridge]

exhale, sorry guys hair ball

[stiff jay]

Ready breathe with me okay?

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

Ready and again

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

(Repeat as necessary) ||disclaimer refer to informational video if you cannot count to 4||

BREATJE

[dreamy vessel]

Keons just breathe bro... it aint that hard

[lethal pond]

....

[orchid swan]

now this one might be even more controversial and i apologize for bringing up controversial topics in a supposedly safe environment like the workplace, but I believe that, no matter what the italians believe, pineapple is a staple topping on americanized pizza and should remain as such. I believe pineapple has a place at the table of others just as much as peppers, cheese and tomato.

[vestal snow]

My intern is alive

We good

[stiff jay]

HAIR BALL 😭😭

[dreamy vessel]

Last strike ur out

[coarse citrus]

😭 😭 😭

[verbal ridge]

thanks for the support

[dreamy vessel]

np homie

[coarse citrus]

alright now wtf is this

[dreamy vessel]

(i had your funeral planned out)

[lethal pond]

Keons you scared me

[vestal snow]

Racist against Italians

Unacceptable

[orchid swan]

it's a-me a-mario

[verbal ridge]

i am allergic to pineapples 🧍

[stiff jay]

Next time we will take u to the vet they will put a cone on you

[quick plover]

REAL

[vestal snow]

SAYING SLURS NOW?!?!

[verbal ridge]

A THREAT?

[dreamy vessel]

/tags use nickso

[lethal pond]

Toad trying to kill keons confirmed

[orchid swan]

mammamia

[vestal snow]

WOAH

[vestal snow]

Okay ban this guy rn

[stiff jay]

NO. A CONE WILL STOP YOU FROM HETTING SNOTJER HAIR BALL

[vestal snow]

Fired

Evicted

[coarse citrus]

its nickcso

[stiff jay]

I WAS BEING POLITE

[verbal ridge]

was it good

[dreamy vessel]

... not cool dude

[twilit pivot]

what's this thread been yapping about all day 💀

[verbal ridge]

uh huh sure 😐

[stiff jay]

As an Italian I am deeply offended

[lethal pond]

It was mid

[granite pawn]

Wait why is Aspen giving Keons resuscitation

[vestal snow]

WOULD YOU LIKE A JOB

[verbal ridge]

business

[coarse citrus]

here we go again 🙄

[verbal ridge]

hairball

obviously

[dreamy vessel]

You seem to be in need of a job

[granite pawn]

HELPPPP

[stiff jay]

It’s my job

[lethal pond]

Hello welcome to yappers Inc

[twilit pivot]

what's the pay I got bills

[coarse citrus]

hi mystic do u wanna join yappers inc

2 demacoins

[verbal ridge]

BREATHEEE

[stiff jay]

You struggle to breathe I will assist you

[coarse citrus]

2 ago

[orchid swan]

now I may not be italian but as someone with italian family members.............🇮🇹🤌🍝

[verbal ridge]

ASPEN HELP THEM

[vestal snow]

2 ago

[stiff jay]

Ready breathe with me okay?

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

Ready and again

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

(Repeat as necessary) ||disclaimer refer to informational video if you cannot count to 4||

[verbal ridge]

THEY SAID HELP

[lethal pond]

Aspeeen

[orchid swan]

2 AGO

[verbal ridge]

ok cool

[stiff jay]

IM HELPING

[vestal snow]

Would you also like a job

[dreamy vessel]

im fucking crying

[granite pawn]

Thanks Keons tho guess you are no longer able to given the falling out with your former co workers

[orchid swan]

STOP every time I see this I burst out laughing

[lethal pond]

I will laugh at your mid jokes

[verbal ridge]

HELP FASTER, EVERY SECOND COUNTS??

[orchid swan]

2 ago isn't even funny
why do I laugh

[verbal ridge]

why would you bring that up 🧍

[stiff jay]

SORRY KEONS I GOT CRAPPY WIFI

[granite pawn]

🫡

[verbal ridge]

bringing up trauma in the work place

[lethal pond]

That's why I am mid joke worker and not you

[verbal ridge]

WOAH

[lethal pond]

WHAT

[dreamy vessel]

We need the therapy department fr fr

[verbal ridge]

GASP??

[coarse citrus]

I SAW THAT

[lethal pond]

I SA-

[stiff jay]

HR

[orchid swan]

not me

[lethal pond]

GASP

[coarse citrus]

ASPEN

[verbal ridge]

GASP????

[lethal pond]

GAAAASSSP

[orchid swan]

TRAUMA!!!!

GASP

[dreamy vessel]

...

[stiff jay]

Ready breathe with me okay?

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

Ready and again

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

(Repeat as necessary) ||disclaimer refer to informational video if you cannot count to 4||

[lethal pond]

AAIR

[stiff jay]

YALL ARE OK

[verbal ridge]

EXHALE??

[stiff jay]

BREATHE

[lethal pond]

I CAN SEE THE LIGHT

[stiff jay]

Ready breathe with me okay?

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

Ready and again

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

(Repeat as necessary) ||disclaimer refer to informational video if you cannot count to 4||

[twilit pivot]

• great incredible graphic
• design skills

[verbal ridge]

ASPEN TRIED TO TAKE OUT THE COMPANY???

[stiff jay]

STAY WITH ME

[lethal pond]

*GHSHSHAHGH.. *

[stiff jay]

YOU GOT THIS

[dreamy vessel]

yes thats the point

[coarse citrus]

ofc i am after the first incident i got my own room filter

[vestal snow]

Hired now help us revive our dying employee

[lethal pond]

*ASPEN.. *

[lethal pond]

COUGH

[verbal ridge]

oh omg thank you aspen

[stiff jay]

STAY WITH ME

BREATJE

[lethal pond]

Poisend

[stiff jay]

IT WASNT FOR U PLEASED

[lethal pond]

GRAAAA

[orchid swan]

NOOO

[coarse citrus]

so are you in or out

[stiff jay]

Tough no shapes for u

[lethal pond]

Oh oksy

I'm good

[twilit pivot]

whats dying yall didn't stop yapping since I left the house 11 am its now 5

[stiff jay]

IM DESD 😭

[lethal pond]

NIOI

[vestal snow]

Pleased Friend was just in the middle of a death

[lethal pond]

NOOOOOOO

[orchid swan]

Hi! I love shapes!

[verbal ridge]

we all have lung issues

[orchid swan]

I have normal issues

[lethal pond]

HELLO WE HAVE A DEATH

[stiff jay]

Illegal behaviour

[coarse citrus]

yappers inc

[verbal ridge]

long lungs with minimum capacity

[twilit pivot]

alright I'm in let's do it

[lethal pond]

And no car and no torch

[vestal snow]

Aspen died

Finally

No more poison

[stiff jay]

SHIT @stiff jay # Ready breathe with me okay?

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

Ready and again

In…. Hold it 1… 2.. 3… 4…
OUT… Hold it 1.. 2.. 3.. 4…

(Repeat as necessary) ||disclaimer refer to informational video if you cannot count to 4||

[lethal pond]

This is serious