Song Battle #22

[coarse citrus]

advertising?

[swift totem]

thats marketing

[dreamy vessel]

marketing proposal: we leak next semester and recruit

[coarse citrus]

goated

[swift totem]

we need a clo for that

[coarse citrus]

yappers inc next semester leak

[swift totem]

chief leak officer

[dreamy vessel]

altguy

[coarse citrus]

hes not a yapper tho

[swift totem]

can we message him

he will be

[coarse citrus]

LMFAOOOOO

[dreamy vessel]

he yaps too little, sadly

[swift totem]

okay altguy is the government then

[coarse citrus]

nox honorary chief leaks officer

for leaking next semester release date

[swift totem]

masterleaker

[coarse citrus]

[swift totem]

i yawned 10 times

[coarse citrus]

thanks for telling us

really helps the company

[swift totem]

i better not wake up to a pileload of bureaucracy

[vestal snow]

[coarse citrus]

cso is back

[vestal snow]

Is this bait

[dreamy vessel]

hide

[coarse citrus]

[swift totem]

nick you got wrecked

[vestal snow]

Is S sexism or stupidity

Take your pick

Hopefully both

[coarse citrus]

sexism fo sho

[swift totem]

dont make him get the coo fole

role

[coarse citrus]

wot

[swift totem]

nvm hes not getting it

ill slumber now

[wind geyser]

I LOVE SEXISM

[swift totem]

UH OH

[vestal snow]

🗣️ women empowerment I love it

[coarse citrus]

and i did

[dreamy vessel]

yappers

marketing proposal

[coarse citrus]

came back and steered the company in the right direction

yes lisa

cmo

[unkempt geyser]

less of a landslide than i was expecint tho...

[vestal snow]

Messagge

[coarse citrus]

dang

i love it

[dreamy vessel]

I am CMO not Chief TYPING

[vestal snow]

Chief Grammar Officer when

[coarse citrus]

we have too many c level officers

were gonna need a restructure eventually

[vestal snow]

I’ll be CSO COO and CGO all at once

[coarse citrus]

hr has been missing for about an hour

[vestal snow]

Chief Scientology Officer right here

[coarse citrus]

...pluto is coo

we need a yappers inc role so we can just be like @yappers come into slowtown and yap with me

[coarse citrus]

red and blue looks better

[dreamy vessel]

agree

regional at best colors

[coarse citrus]

good choice

best album

showing what we stand for

[dreamy vessel]

literally

kind of a requirement you like rab

[coarse citrus]

true

yappers!

[vestal snow]

Think poot will give it to us

[coarse citrus]

how do we market this out

[coarse citrus]

absolutely not

[vestal snow]

Poot loves us

[coarse citrus]

[dreamy vessel]

so first we scam everyone, giving us their email adress and home adress, then send out letters

[wind geyser]

i need to stop yapping and get my shit done

[dreamy vessel]

never stop

[wind geyser]

no i have to

[vestal snow]

Real talk I’d like to request a position change

[coarse citrus]

we create the next arg

[vestal snow]

I recognize I have blundered in the past

[coarse citrus]

to what

[vestal snow]

But I have repented of my mistakes and am now a feminist ||and proud lesbian apparently||

[coarse citrus]

chief apologizing officer

[dreamy vessel]

put in a formal request and it will be considered

[vestal snow]

To who though, I’m a founding member

[coarse citrus]

me

da ceo

and cofounder

[vestal snow]

Just the rest of the board?

[dreamy vessel]

yuh

[coarse citrus]

but plutos asleep so

[vestal snow]

Okay okay I’ll put a request together in a bit

Pluto can be overridden if the majority still says yes

[dreamy vessel]

that will be war between nick and lia

[coarse citrus]

yes

[coarse citrus]

BAHAHHA

nick im waiting ✍️

[stiff jay]

Nick vanished

Avoiding responsibility

[coarse citrus]

smh my head

how does he expect a title change without submitting a request

[vestal snow]

I said later

I’m at work

Don’t have time to write a formal dissertation

[coarse citrus]

🙄

[vestal snow]

Would rather give it my full attention and respect like it deserves

[coarse citrus]

goddamn

if u give me a wall of text im doing the "i aint reading allat"

[digital ridge]

i will wear that title like a badge of honor

[vestal snow]

YES

We got another one

[wind geyser]

hi koens

[vestal snow]

The company expands

[wind geyser]

keons

keons

keons

keons

keosn

keosn

what did you vote for

[coarse citrus]

LIAAAA

AA

AAA

[tawny radish]

omg lia's part of the company

joyous day

[coarse citrus]

welcome to yappers inc 🤝

[vestal snow]

I thought aspen was respiratory because his skill is breathing

[coarse citrus]

hr is back

[vestal snow]

HR being back means i can submit my request

ahem

(Let me type hang on)

[tawny radish]

ready to work 💪💪💪

[coarse citrus]

nick is requesting a title change

from chief sexism officer

[tawny radish]

not approved

[vestal snow]

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to -

[tawny radish]

you'll have to take it up with pluto

[vestal snow]

Bro

I wasn’t done typing

Wtf

[tawny radish]

wow okay mb

[coarse citrus]

hold on lets let him talk

[vestal snow]

I love it here

[coarse citrus]

im the ceo now

[vestal snow]

Okay

ahem

[tawny radish]

finish ur request

[dreamy vessel]

let him cook

[tawny radish]

he's gotta be cooking like a three course meal

[coarse citrus]

i might actually be convinced

[vestal snow]

Fellow board members of Yappers Inc., I’d like to submit a formal request from position change from CSO [Chief Sexism/Stupidity Officer] to Chief Secrecy Officer. The reasons for such title change are as follows

1. I am no longer sexist. Yes, I admit I have dabbled in the realm of sexism incidentally, however I have since become a proud feminist and lesbian and have acknowledged the error of my former ways
2. I am still stupid, however that is not a character trait integral enough to my position in the company that it warrants titular acknowledgement.

I am notorious for two things :

3a) Hiding in secrecy from the scary enemy ||fuckass admin|| Poot. This secrecy, moving in the shadows and organizing rebellion, has been thwarted many times yet I have not been dissuaded from the mission and will continue to fight until we finally prevail as a company and earn our spot in a #yappers-inc threa
3b) I am also notorious for sending and quickly deleting messages, and have as of yet not been caught once. This is a regular demonstration of my secrecy skills and ability, and I offer my services to the operations of the company

Thank you kind board members for your consideration, and I do look forward to our future business endeavors

[dreamy vessel]

can we make this a tag

[coarse citrus]

BAHAHAHHA

[tawny radish]

okay well

[coarse citrus]

im still reading hold on

[tawny radish]

i guess if you promise to stop being sexist the title no longer makes sense

approved

(by hr)

[dreamy vessel]

i think it looks good

:hee

[vestal snow]

CSO Chief Secrecy Officer pending signature from CEO

[dreamy vessel]

so far chief secrecy officer

[coarse citrus]

alright i approve

[vestal snow]

YES

||okay now delete the sexism tag ||

[coarse citrus]

i still havent forgiven you for burning my retinas with your messages

[orchid swan]

thanks for this, I almost snorted my tea everywhere

[coarse citrus]

no

[dreamy vessel]

no thats funny

[coarse citrus]

i will use the next time ur sexist

[vestal snow]

Would you like to join the company

[vestal snow]

Will never happen again

[coarse citrus]

even though the only place i can use it is commands

[vestal snow]

#gowomen

[orchid swan]

yes please

do I have to be sexist though

[vestal snow]

No

Strictly prohibited

[orchid swan]

ok good

[vestal snow]

Past members have gotten in trouble

[orchid swan]

I see I see

[coarse citrus]

new yappers inc hierarchy

[dreamy vessel]

i need a marketing intern

[tawny radish]

this sentiment is hr approved

[dreamy vessel]

interested?

[vestal snow]

Thank you HR department

[orchid swan]

incredible

[coarse citrus]

wait toad should be our first mid level manager

[vestal snow]

[orchid swan]

sure
what will I do

[vestal snow]

Regional Manager

Then we just gotta find him an Assistant to the “ “

[coarse citrus]

yoooo true

who does toad report to then

[orchid swan]

oooo

[coarse citrus]

pluto?

[vestal snow]

😭

[orchid swan]

😭

[vestal snow]

Demoted from CEO all the way down to ATTRM

[orchid swan]

cheetah tan gang

[coarse citrus]

NO BAhahhaha

I meant toad reports to pluto

[vestal snow]

Ohhhhh

Got it

[coarse citrus]

he would kill me fr

[wind geyser]

can i be owner

[vestal snow]

No

[coarse citrus]

no 😠

[wind geyser]

oh

[orchid swan]

ok I'm new to the lore of this hierarchy here
what exactly does this entail

[wind geyser]

can i be co owner

[orchid swan]

no

[vestal snow]

Read the last 1300 messages for a quick summary

[coarse citrus]

we have 3 co founders

[wind geyser]

oh

can i be co co owner

[orchid swan]

oh god

[dreamy vessel]

aum u have a job

[coarse citrus]

just establishing the hierarchy and how we need to gain more members

[orchid swan]

aum poop

[wind geyser]

yea

poop

[orchid swan]

poop dragon emoji

[vestal snow]

TLDR -

Audre Pluto and I started Yappers Inc a few days ago because we always go on for too long in song battles and try to keep them alive. Today we’ve added members

That’s really about it

[orchid swan]

ok thx

[vestal snow]

There’s been some administrative infighting though and change of CEO a couple times

[coarse citrus]

we need to get rook in here

see if he wants a position

[vestal snow]

What would he be

[dreamy vessel]

i still want a marketing intern

i'd argue marketing is the most important part

[orchid swan]

def rook

[dreamy vessel]

as for songbattles

[vestal snow]

Where does Dayco fit into all this

[orchid swan]

oh boy

[coarse citrus]

@shell pollen come here

pls 🫶

[dreamy vessel]

we need propaganda posters, and you need a good marketing department for that

[wind geyser]

can i be owner 2

[orchid swan]

yess

[coarse citrus]

wait does keons fit into this

the orange one not lia

[vestal snow]

@verbal ridge

Would you like to apply for a position in the company

[coarse citrus]

were just pinging ppl 😭

[dreamy vessel]

yes

[vestal snow]

They’re active in leaks thread dw

[wind geyser]

the ornage keons

[coarse citrus]

rook is online but idk if theyre around

[verbal ridge]

a what

what is this

[vestal snow]

Hi

[coarse citrus]

yappers inc

[wind geyser]

lia is the only keons

[verbal ridge]

i thought the band had uploaded

[dreamy vessel]

Need a job?

LMAOO

[coarse citrus]

LMFAOOOO

[dreamy vessel]

yes new lore just dropped

[coarse citrus]

im so sorry

[verbal ridge]

i got excited

[dreamy vessel]

song battle #22

[coarse citrus]

lore is: you join yappers inc

[orchid swan]

unemployed? welcome to your new position

[shell pollen]

om ghi

[verbal ridge]

i was keons before she was born 🤨

[coarse citrus]

ROOK

would you like a job at yappers inc

[shell pollen]

im yapping away for my industrial relations class i have an assignment due

[dreamy vessel]

List your skills

[shell pollen]

omg

yes

[vestal snow]

everyone shut up I’m gonna make a job listing

[wind geyser]

keons was born like um years ago

[shell pollen]

i am getting a degree in HR how is this useful

[shell pollen]

wait can i just be HR

like all of HR

[vestal snow]

Nevermind it’s already made

[coarse citrus]

wait rook can be hr2

[verbal ridge]

PFTTT

[shell pollen]

who is hr1....

[verbal ridge]

do we have permission for this

[coarse citrus]

since kriby is always missing

[vestal snow]

Audre send the thing

The chart

[dreamy vessel]

yea of course

[wind geyser]

can i be head propaganda spreader actually damn would fit that role

[shell pollen]

also can i get context pleas

[verbal ridge]

🤨

[vestal snow]

We have poot’s explicit permission “y’all can yap here for the next 18 hours”

[shell pollen]

oh my god we have 18 hours to yap here

[dreamy vessel]

after that we move to song battle 23

[vestal snow]

Yes then tomorrow we can have 23

Yeah

[coarse citrus]

tldr: nick pluto and i started yappers inc when we were yappin in sb14. you have joined us in our yapping so wed like to offer u a position to yap with us

and be added into the hierarchy

[shell pollen]

so we've been given perms to turn every previous battle into a ghost of what sb14 was

[coarse citrus]

i havent added toad though

[shell pollen]

i like this

[verbal ridge]

tHE ORAMGE ONE

[vestal snow]

Correct

[coarse citrus]

WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY

[vestal snow]

Trump core

[dreamy vessel]

So list your skills and find an appropriate position

[vestal snow]

Maybe we get Paris in here

[twilit pivot]

what's this

[verbal ridge]

18? YAY

[vestal snow]

MYSTIC

WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN

[coarse citrus]

yappers inc hierarchy

[verbal ridge]

im a certified yapper

[shell pollen]

i would like an hr position please i am good at dealin with people

[vestal snow]

We’re building up our company

[coarse citrus]

rook in hr got it

[shell pollen]

fuck yeah

[tawny radish]

omg this is excellent

[dreamy vessel]

You would be working under kriby

[shell pollen]

now i return to my assignment

[vestal snow]

Head of HR Kriby is now accepting HR Intern Rook

[shell pollen]

this is okay with me

[tawny radish]

welcome to the team 🤝

[verbal ridge]

how do i apply officially

[shell pollen]

i am hr intern :)

[orchid swan]

I was gonna say "we need a certified yapper role"
then I remembered we have firebreathers

[twilit pivot]

what would my title be

[dreamy vessel]

i consider this an application

[vestal snow]

Letter of intent ||what do you want to be||

[wind geyser]

haiiii

[coarse citrus]

give us your skills

[shell pollen]

one day we will get there

[verbal ridge]

can i be HR

[shell pollen]

hr intern 2

[vestal snow]

HR expanding to 3 members??

[verbal ridge]

im good at 🤨 people

[coarse citrus]

gotta make it there 😔

[tawny radish]

YESS hr grows

[dreamy vessel]

hr is very much needed with you in the company nick, so yes

[vestal snow]

Man HR is really popping off

[verbal ridge]

damn, 3 HR already

[coarse citrus]

nooo we need to expand other places

[wind geyser]

im fb and im only level 3 or 4 or smth you guys suck

[coarse citrus]

maybe with nick

[vestal snow]

Listen here……..i agree good job 🗣️

[shell pollen]

LMAOOOOO

[orchid swan]

sooner than they think we will climb the ranks of yaptown

[coarse citrus]

keons can be secretive

[tawny radish]

#1 department in yappers inc 🔥🔥

[dreamy vessel]

yea yea yea you apologised, whatever

[coarse citrus]

/tags use nickcso

[orchid swan]

how the hell

[verbal ridge]

do you mean secretary

[vestal snow]

||i can’t even argue with our woman members bc i get called sexist||

[shell pollen]

the official logo should just be 🗣️

[coarse citrus]

no nick is the chief secrecy officer

[wind geyser]

magic

[orchid swan]

fascinating

teach me your ways

[verbal ridge]

what does that mean, we tell secrets?

[dreamy vessel]

that is pretty sexist honestly

[vestal snow]

My position change dissertation is above

[coarse citrus]

you keep secrets

[verbal ridge]

okg im great at that

[coarse citrus]

and create them

[vestal snow]

I’d rather see everyone as equals and be able to argue with everyone at the same time :))

[wind geyser]

its called get your account disabled bc you said you were 12

[orchid swan]

https://tenor.com/view/frodo-keep-your-secrets-alright-then-lotr-gif-12907121

[coarse citrus]

like nick is always immediately deleting inappropriate messages

[tawny radish]

nick you promised to stop with the sexism

[verbal ridge]

ill be a secretive

[dreamy vessel]

HR LETSGOOOOO

[shell pollen]

a nightmare but we can deal with it using receipts we totally have

[dreamy vessel]

hr ur also responsible for recruiting

[shell pollen]

🫡

[vestal snow]

It’s not sexism if I don’t consider gender/sexual identity at all :)) I can just disagree with everyone equally

[wind geyser]

thats called hate

[vestal snow]

Yes

[verbal ridge]

nicolas

[vestal snow]

That

[dreamy vessel]

its not sexism if i hate everyone equally typa beat

[vestal snow]

BOARD OF DIRECTORS

I HAVE A POSITION CHANGE REQUEST

CHO CHIEF HATRED OFFICER

[coarse citrus]

nick gonna get demoted back to chief sexism officer

[dreamy vessel]

not again

god

[verbal ridge]

official hater

[coarse citrus]

no

[wind geyser]

I LOVE DISCRIMINATION BASED ON ARBITRARY THINGS PEOPLE HAVE NO CONTROL OVER RAAAAAAHHH

[dreamy vessel]

denied

[shell pollen]

😭

[coarse citrus]

youve had like 4 changes today

vetoed

[vestal snow]

I can’t fkn stand people with 11 fingers

[wind geyser]

WTF

wtf

[shell pollen]

okay i need to get this assinment done see u later yappers inc

[dreamy vessel]

HR??!?!?

[shell pollen]

nick please.

[coarse citrus]

nick

you are why we need hr

[dreamy vessel]

stop deleting messages

[verbal ridge]

a pause on yapping 🤨

[vestal snow]

I’m creating jobs in this economy what are you mad about

[dreamy vessel]

you are the reason why HR is 40% of the company

[coarse citrus]

u right

[vestal snow]

You’re clearly not chief mathematics officer

[dreamy vessel]

never claimed to be

[vestal snow]

Touché

[dreamy vessel]

this is sexism.....

[vestal snow]

It’s not it’s mathism

[verbal ridge]

can i be head bishop

[coarse citrus]

updated

[shell pollen]

listen i love yappin but i need to focus the yapping energy on this assignment rn

i gotta yap like 1000 words

[vestal snow]

Wait I got KEONS as my assistant???

HELL YEAH

[verbal ridge]

fair

[verbal ridge]

i appreciate the enthusiasm

i feel wanted

[orchid swan]

I got lisa as my superior

[dreamy vessel]

company meeting every day when new song battle drops

[coarse citrus]

we need to expand so everyone has an assistant

[verbal ridge]

what does cso mean

[coarse citrus]

chief secrecy officer

[dreamy vessel]

sexism

wait

[verbal ridge]

i saw that secrecy officer

[vestal snow]

No

[orchid swan]

*sexism

[coarse citrus]

thats the second box

[vestal snow]

No

[dreamy vessel]

not anymore

[vestal snow]

Secrecy

[verbal ridge]

ohh

right

i see

[coarse citrus]

nick is Reformed ||in theory||

[dreamy vessel]

hr start recruiting ppl i've made you an ad

[vestal snow]

I will prove that theory

[verbal ridge]

for now

[vestal snow]

It will go in #announcements once proved

[dreamy vessel]

probation

[wind geyser]

@halcyon rapids do you wanna my assistant

[tawny radish]

yeah we might have to change the department name back

we'll have to see

[verbal ridge]

where did poot give us permission for this, was it cause you were filling up commands

[vestal snow]

[tawny radish]

in sb23 😭

[coarse citrus]

we'll deal with that later

[vestal snow]

HR I thought you had faith in me :((

[dreamy vessel]

no just trust me

[coarse citrus]

cause we were spamming sb23 yea

[verbal ridge]

PFT

[coarse citrus]

#1220039157573881906 message

that message killed me

[wind geyser]

ok i need to write about cows

bye

[vestal snow]

Chief Dairy Officer?

[dreamy vessel]

more lore: our current CEO got muted earlier

[coarse citrus]

🫡

a whole 20 seconds the company was in shambles

[dreamy vessel]

i did so well as interim ceo

[verbal ridge]

they underestimated the yaps

[lethal pond]

I heard here is a company in the makening?

[coarse citrus]

omg yes

[lethal pond]

How can I help

[tawny radish]

YES are you interested in a position

[lethal pond]

Ofc

[coarse citrus]

what are your skills

[dreamy vessel]

NICK

[coarse citrus]

FUCK

[tawny radish]

okay nick

[coarse citrus]

so close

i almost got him

[vestal snow]

Chief Secrecy Officer

[lethal pond]

Ehm ehm ehm

I can bend my thumb rlly far

[dreamy vessel]

hmmmmmmm

athelete

[coarse citrus]

oh good one

[vestal snow]

Chief Contortion Officer?

[coarse citrus]

no more c levels

[vestal snow]

Ah

[coarse citrus]

we need middle managament

[vestal snow]

Mhm

Ummm

[dreamy vessel]

you have good music taste?

[lethal pond]

I... Urm can... Laugh at mid jokes

[coarse citrus]

athlete = breathing = aspen?

[verbal ridge]

chief bendy

[lethal pond]

Ofc😎

[vestal snow]

You’re already one of my favorite mid range managers

[dreamy vessel]

i like this connection

[verbal ridge]

all we give is mid jokes

welcome to the company

[lethal pond]

Heck yea

[dreamy vessel]

wdym theyre so funny

[coarse citrus]

mid jokes and yapping

[dreamy vessel]

you'll be working under aspen i believe

[lethal pond]

Look mom I made it

[vestal snow]

No panic references in this company

[verbal ridge]

brendon urie ass reference

[orchid swan]

chief humor officer

[coarse citrus]

pleased friend what should we call you in the hierarchy

[verbal ridge]

SEND THEM TO HR

[dreamy vessel]

smartest thing you've said today

[vestal snow]

KEONS already striking with the ban hammer and they’ve been here all of eight minutes

[verbal ridge]

power hungry

[vestal snow]

HEY NOW LIST- you right

[coarse citrus]

doing the job well

[orchid swan]

unfortunate, that's my specialty

[lethal pond]

Hmm

[tawny radish]

brendon urie references are NOT allowed here

[dreamy vessel]

director meeting plz

[tawny radish]

• hr

[vestal snow]

HR has spoken

[coarse citrus]

for what lisa

[dreamy vessel]

THIS MESSAGE

[verbal ridge]

i was there when it was written

[orchid swan]

HELL

[coarse citrus]

oh no...

[orchid swan]

p

[verbal ridge]

TOAD

[vestal snow]

Reporting for duty ||we’re not directors||

[lethal pond]

IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE I SWESR

[coarse citrus]

toad on probation for 3 seconds

[orchid swan]

gulp

[dreamy vessel]

toad i'm afraid i have to put you on probation effective immediately

[tawny radish]

absolved

[orchid swan]

[vestal snow]

/probation @orchid swan time : 3s

[verbal ridge]

toad go sit in the probation corner

[lethal pond]

Yippiieee

[vestal snow]

1

2

[verbal ridge]

dw theres snacks

[vestal snow]

3

[orchid swan]

trudges there slowly

[vestal snow]

Okay you’re free

[tawny radish]

okay probation over

[dreamy vessel]

until further investigation

[orchid swan]

kicks a rock

[coarse citrus]

alright welcome back toad

[tawny radish]

hope you've learned your lesson

[orchid swan]

woohoo

[dreamy vessel]

toad lets reflect

what happened and what are we going to do to make sure it never happens again

[coarse citrus]

true hr speech

[orchid swan]

I did, I am so so sorry for my mistakes including but not limited to:
- panic! at the disco references

[dreamy vessel]

good good

[coarse citrus]

spoken like a real leader lisa. you may be a canidate for CEO if i retire

[verbal ridge]

as secretary to the secrecy officer, i must proclaim that any liking of the panicking man from the disco tech company must be kept a secret

[lethal pond]

So what is my job now

[dreamy vessel]

thanks ms CEO

[lethal pond]

Do I just pity those whose jokes don't land well?

[vestal snow]

Co-CEO?

[coarse citrus]

[verbal ridge]

yes

[vestal snow]

Cooperative Executive Officers

[verbal ridge]

you just react with 🤨 at mid jokes

[lethal pond]

Like I can do that very good. I can even give special thumbs up

[coarse citrus]

no i think lisa likes her position

[vestal snow]

Oh ok ok

[dreamy vessel]

uhh something with aspen

[tawny radish]

it's a very important job

[vestal snow]

Did aspen get fired

[coarse citrus]

makes sure were all breathing

[vestal snow]

Oh

[orchid swan]

noted
I will do my best to prevent any associations with those who happen to have nervous breakdowns at dance events

[vestal snow]

Excellent

[lethal pond]

Sry im a newbie who or what is a aspen 😭

[verbal ridge]

thank you 😐

[vestal snow]

Report them to HR if you see them

[coarse citrus]

aspen is a person

[verbal ridge]

they aren't allowed on the premises

[coarse citrus]

is he online

[vestal snow]

The aspen tree vine just flashed through my head

[orchid swan]

my job should be chief panic reporter officer
can I be a security guard

[dreamy vessel]

No

[verbal ridge]

do we have a dungeon in our company /s

[dreamy vessel]

I need marketeers

[orchid swan]

yes

[coarse citrus]

we have time out

[orchid swan]

a time out corner

[vestal snow]

Another downvote means another director meeting regarding problematic employee Toad

[orchid swan]

face the wall

[dreamy vessel]

LMAOOO

Toad

[orchid swan]

ruh roh

[tawny radish]

@orchid swan

[lethal pond]

Oh no hahahaha

[dreamy vessel]

Are you up for an assignment

[orchid swan]

SWEATS

[vestal snow]

HR in chat

[orchid swan]

that depends....

[vestal snow]

Bout to deal the ban hammer

[verbal ridge]

toad this is your second crime

[tawny radish]

i hope you know why we've brought you here

[stiff jay]

Is the company still growing?

[dreamy vessel]

LMFOAOOSO

[vestal snow]

Yes

[lethal pond]

Toad quick tell a joke

I got you

[dreamy vessel]

yeah u got an employee now

[coarse citrus]

yea aspen

[stiff jay]

Who

[lethal pond]

Oh this the aspen you been talking about

[coarse citrus]

pleased friend is new in your dept

[orchid swan]

why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
||because they're really good at it||

[stiff jay]

Nah that’s the other aspen dude hiding somewhere round here

[vestal snow]

CSO does not approve of the joke

[dreamy vessel]

i call a meeting

[lethal pond]

No way I just loled at that xD

[vestal snow]

[stiff jay]

I call forced silenced

[orchid swan]

oh am I just a wanted criminal

[tawny radish]

you're incredible at this

[coarse citrus]

meetings gotta hold i have to let my dog out

[orchid swan]

sigh

[dreamy vessel]

toad you're on probation, AGAIN

[lethal pond]

As I said.. I'm all down for mid ahh jokes

[vestal snow]

Toad is the first Yappers Inc. internal incident

[verbal ridge]

toad is the opposite of HR

[tawny radish]

i say we hike the probation up to FOUR seconds

[orchid swan]

my crimes are numerous

[lethal pond]

How many aspens are there geez

[dreamy vessel]

toad there is a way you can prove your worth to the company

[verbal ridge]

idk that seems a bit harsh

[stiff jay]

Im messing lol I am the one the only Aspen

[verbal ridge]

i think 3.5 seconds for now

[stiff jay]

FOUR that’s too far

[orchid swan]

- p!atd references
- disrespecting authority
- bad jokes

[lethal pond]

Oh good one.. Haha

[dreamy vessel]

no its you

[stiff jay]

I can sense the sarcasm

[orchid swan]

oh dear

[verbal ridge]

three strikes

[tawny radish]

ur the backbone of this company btw

[vestal snow]

We need a whiteboard for how much time since last Toad Offense

[lethal pond]

Oh funny you aspen, you little joker

[lethal pond]

Now way a DC appreciates my work more than my real job

[verbal ridge]

YOURE KILLING MR

[stiff jay]

One second for every offence

[orchid swan]

3 seconds in the corner

[dreamy vessel]

Since you're a very ... valued?.. member of the marketing team, i'd like you to make a poster expressing the fact people should vote for lane boy in song battle #23

[vestal snow]

“Valued?” Got me

[orchid swan]

I agree ok

[stiff jay]

My dad speaks like this

[verbal ridge]

0 minutes since last toad offence

[orchid swan]

HELP

[lethal pond]

Have you checked what your dad is doing rn?

[tawny radish]

the company takes sides in elections??

[verbal ridge]

do we need a ceo of therapy

[stiff jay]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-tyler-joseph-twenty-one-pilots-no-joseph-gif-13622496

[dreamy vessel]

Oh yes we do, that's the entire founding story

[vestal snow]

HR we have a case of nepotism in here

[tawny radish]

as hr (and as a loc voter) i have to say, this isn't very ethical

[vestal snow]

Thanks

[lethal pond]

It was... A joke

[stiff jay]

Yes

[dreamy vessel]

im pissing myself this is so funny

[verbal ridge]

🤨

[stiff jay]

He is on his phone…. Wait… dad?!

[lethal pond]

Hello my beloved child

[dreamy vessel]

ur fired srry

[verbal ridge]

woah

[vestal snow]

This company brings families together

WOAH WOAH WOAH

[verbal ridge]

why has this turned into a family reunion

[vestal snow]

INCIDENT ALERT

LISA JUST FIRED OUR HEAD OF HR

WAS THIS APPROVED BY THE BOARD

[stiff jay]

Caught you!!! my dad would never call me beloved B)

[tawny radish]

HOW DO I GET FIRED

[dreamy vessel]

yeah

[verbal ridge]

is this dragons fanfic about keons and clancy

[lethal pond]

💀💀💀

[stiff jay]

AYO

[vestal snow]

Where tf is Audre

[dreamy vessel]

u have to reapply

[tawny radish]

I'M THE FIRING GUY

[lethal pond]

Oh oh

Poopie

[vestal snow]

Executioner getting executed type beat

[dreamy vessel]

list two reasons why you should be rehired

[stiff jay]

Keons. Care to be in the family?

[verbal ridge]

the firing guy just got fired

[verbal ridge]

no

[stiff jay]

Fine you can be a rat in the garden

[verbal ridge]

my dream

[tawny radish]

• i'm cool
• this company desperately needs hr you will not survive without me

[lethal pond]

Valid

[coarse citrus]

LISA U CANT FIRE KRIBY

[dreamy vessel]

hired

[tawny radish]

LETS GOOOO

[dreamy vessel]

damn go let your dog out or sumn

[dreamy vessel]

PERFECT

[coarse citrus]

i did

im back

[verbal ridge]

can this be our logo

[vestal snow]

No

[tawny radish]

ask lisa

[dreamy vessel]

no srry

[verbal ridge]

:(

[tawny radish]

head of marketing

[coarse citrus]

🗣️

[vestal snow]

Wait Lisa’s CEO

[verbal ridge]

what is our logo

[vestal snow]

Who’s CMO again?

[stiff jay]

Make that ur pfp

[orchid swan]

live reaction

[coarse citrus]

we need like a speaking head

[dreamy vessel]

no

[coarse citrus]

NU UH

[lethal pond]

30 sec since I last laughed. Need a joke

[stiff jay]

He looks like he’s constipated

[verbal ridge]

but blonde tyler

[vestal snow]

WAIT

FUCK

I GOT BACKWARDS

[orchid swan]

talking heads reference

[vestal snow]

SORRY

[coarse citrus]

lisa is interim when im gone

[dreamy vessel]

correct

[vestal snow]

Well as interim she fired HR

[dreamy vessel]

and rehired

[stiff jay]

Blonde Tyler is the best

[coarse citrus]

blonde tyler goes hard tbh

[vestal snow]

Okay true

So neutral result

[orchid swan]

before I continue, what bands are legal to make references to

[tawny radish]

this company must be stairlift the way it's driving me up the wall 🤣🤣🤣

[dreamy vessel]

The only reason I did what I did was for more yaps to take place

[stiff jay]

Twenty one pilots

[vestal snow]

Top

[verbal ridge]

y'all are so right

[orchid swan]

ok good to know

[vestal snow]

Based interim CEO behavior

[coarse citrus]

i think mcr is safe

[orchid swan]

ok good.

[coarse citrus]

yo perfect execution

[stiff jay]

Is BMTH safe?

[orchid swan]

[coarse citrus]

more yaps is what we need

[lethal pond]

Where joke

[dreamy vessel]

not until they release their FUCKNG ALBUM

[vestal snow]

Toad incident 4 inbound

[stiff jay]

Ok Macklemore

[orchid swan]

I can't joke I can only serious

[coarse citrus]

[tawny radish]

someone MAKE A BAD JOKE OKAY

[stiff jay]

FRRR taking their bloody time

[lethal pond]

Another toad incident

[orchid swan]

oh god

[dreamy vessel]

Toad I fear we might have to tranfser you to a different department

[orchid swan]

who wanna take me

[lethal pond]

I found the joke

It's toad

[vestal snow]

Not me i have my intern already

[dreamy vessel]

You'll be working under Lia from now on

[orchid swan]

gasp

[coarse citrus]

where does toad belong to then

[stiff jay]

Toad needs a department ‘walking incident’

[coarse citrus]

LIA IS PERFECT

[orchid swan]

😭

[shell pollen]

what the fuck just happened i was gone for 10 minutes

[tawny radish]

this is PERFECT

[vestal snow]

Formal reprimanding : you are supposed to stick to mid jokes only not really good ones

[orchid swan]

lia is an incident creator too it fits

[stiff jay]

You see nothing

It’s in ur mind

[shell pollen]

am i head of hr now is kriby gone for real

[dreamy vessel]

4 toad incidents, hr got fired and rehired

[shell pollen]

four???

FOUR????

[vestal snow]

Lia + Toad will be either the end of the company or the start of its dynasty

[lethal pond]

Sigh...

[verbal ridge]

no kriby got rehired

[orchid swan]

lias incident was worse to be fair

[coarse citrus]

dynasty for sure

[dreamy vessel]

Due to this I fear we might need to expand on HR

[shell pollen]

oh okay

[dreamy vessel]

And pick up PR

[vestal snow]

True we’re short staffed atm

[tawny radish]

as an hr intern you should know that toad is a high risk to the company

[coarse citrus]

plus nicks incidents

[orchid swan]

high risk employee

[shell pollen]

i am now taking note of this.

[dreamy vessel]

/tags use nickso

[tawny radish]

that's all part of his job as cso

[vestal snow]

My risk to reward ratio is very favorable

[lethal pond]

Toad is already on the level where I am not allowed to laugh at anymore. It's that serious

[vestal snow]

I bring a lot to the table including the occasional incident

It balances out

[verbal ridge]

i have no risk only reward

[orchid swan]

ok what are the rules of YapCo. because I fear I may unknowingly break more without proper education

[dreamy vessel]

Nick would you be able to pick up public apologies as part of your workload too?

[tawny radish]

it's THAT serious

[stiff jay]

No risk. No reward.

[vestal snow]

My CSO intern only bringing the department average up 🗣️

[tawny radish]

wait who's secrecy intern

or is it a secret

[orchid swan]

@digital ridge hey

[dreamy vessel]

hr since i rehired you

[vestal snow]

That’s not very secretive but I can gladly assist writing them

[verbal ridge]

only in form of ukulele song

[dreamy vessel]

can u find me a marketing intern

[vestal snow]

I’m a former Chief Grammatical Officer at a different company so I can work some overtime if need be

[coarse citrus]

now this is how i know you fit perfectlyu

[orchid swan]

me and lia
incident command center

[coarse citrus]

with tears please

[dreamy vessel]

Unpaid, of course

[verbal ridge]

thank you

[tawny radish]

um um let's see

[vestal snow]

Obvi

[coarse citrus]

lia is chief unfiltered officer

[verbal ridge]

tears and metaphors about trains pls

[tawny radish]

see we have to wait until someone unsuspectingly wanders into this chat

[coarse citrus]

and then we hire

[dreamy vessel]

let me cook

[lethal pond]

Lols

[orchid swan]

rather a different more sinister word begining in "U"

[coarse citrus]

or they hear from someone we're hiring

[coarse citrus]

unserious

[vestal snow]

CEO needs the stage everyone shut the fuck up

[orchid swan]

sure

[coarse citrus]

NICK

lisa is not the ceo shes the cmo

come on

[vestal snow]

fucking hell

I keep forgetting

I’m sorry

[tawny radish]

audre is ceo cmon people

[coarse citrus]

smh my head

[vestal snow]

CHIEF MARKETING OFFICER NEEDS THE STAGE

[lethal pond]

So back to aspen

XD

[orchid swan]

shakes my head my head

[verbal ridge]

fired

[coarse citrus]

i did not overtake pluto to be disrespected by my other c level officers

[stiff jay]

No not back to me

[lethal pond]

Wait what when

[vestal snow]

Who tf fired Aspen

[orchid swan]

ok I have to go for a minute, let me know if I break any rules while I'm offline

[vestal snow]

Only Kriby can fire people

[stiff jay]

When did I get fired?

[lethal pond]

Must have missed due to an mid joke I suppose

[stiff jay]

Oh well

[coarse citrus]

nobody fired aspen

[lethal pond]

Already did. Toat incident #5

[coarse citrus]

what did you all do while i was gone

[verbal ridge]

no commitment, no compliment

life's moto

[dreamy vessel]

if this fails idk anymore

[coarse citrus]

nick that one was just funny

[lethal pond]

It was

[tawny radish]

no movement, no motivation ‼️

[vestal snow]

Yeah not really delete worthy

[lethal pond]

I wanted to react

DO MY JOB

You steal my job ffs

[dreamy vessel]

wait is aspen fired?

[coarse citrus]

maybe we dont need the 250+ messages thing

[vestal snow]

I overstepped my secrecy

[coarse citrus]

thats just for c level execs

[vestal snow]

^^^

Agree

[dreamy vessel]

The company is literally called yappers

[stiff jay]

https://tenor.com/view/racoon-remember-too-drink-water-gif-18427566

[tawny radish]

we have to be patient

[dreamy vessel]

yap away queens

[verbal ridge]

would be funny if we got yappers inc roles

[vestal snow]

Capitalize design skills

[tawny radish]

like a spider on a web

[lethal pond]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-tyler-joseph-twenty-one-pilots-no-joseph-gif-13622496

[coarse citrus]

but we gotta designate yappers who do some light work but keep others yapping

[verbal ridge]

PFTTT

AUDRE

[coarse citrus]

i don’t say anything

[stiff jay]

BTEC yappers

[dreamy vessel]

perhaps smart yes

[lethal pond]

No smart. Only funny

Less business. More jokes

[stiff jay]

Who needs braincells?

[lethal pond]

I'm in for a revolution

[vestal snow]

Also fine print that says YAPPERS INC. ™️ bears no responsibility if APPLICANT is muted, banned, doxxed, or otherwise terrorized by the corrupt administration of this server. APPLICANT acknowledges and assumes these risks as a necessary part of joining the company

[dreamy vessel]

LMFAOAOO

[coarse citrus]

already taking the job seriously

[lethal pond]

But not to serious. You know

Hahaha

Ahahaha

[vestal snow]

I like this guy ^

[lethal pond]

....

[lethal pond]

Another nice mid joke, you got the hang of it buddy nice work

[stiff jay]

Are you just a hype person

[lethal pond]

Well kinda

[coarse citrus]

also applicants can just come here as well

[tawny radish]

her job is to laugh at mid jokes

[lethal pond]

To mid jokes. Bad jokes? Hell naw

[stiff jay]

They need to rename this from song battle #22 to yappers inc

[lethal pond]

Exactly

[coarse citrus]

we need our own channel atp

[vestal snow]

Yappers inc channel when

[digital ridge]

meeee :3

[vestal snow]

Lia you have a new assistant

[lethal pond]

Whose mid joke I have to laugh at so we can get out channel

[orchid swan]

yet you laughed at my elephant joke

[coarse citrus]

i’d say yappers inc server but gotta get them sweet levels

[digital ridge]

spic

epic

[verbal ridge]

spic

[lethal pond]

It was mid tho

[orchid swan]

thanks pal

[vestal snow]

My intern seems to have Grammatical Monitoring experience as well, this is most excellent

[lethal pond]

No problem buddy

[coarse citrus]

i love it

[verbal ridge]

DOXED?

[digital ridge]

you guys are so funny 😭

[coarse citrus]

ceo approved

[vestal snow]

Fantastic

[lethal pond]

I hope not too funny huh?

[coarse citrus]

means a lot from u ❤️

[verbal ridge]

i reap what i sow

[lethal pond]

Because... That would be a problem

[vestal snow]

If I become both Secrecy and Grammatical officer then I can be CSGO

[dreamy vessel]

goddamn

[verbal ridge]

is this sarcasm 🤨

[digital ridge]

nuh uh

[lethal pond]

Nooo 😂😂

[digital ridge]

the poster is funny af

[lethal pond]

Good one nick

[verbal ridge]

do i then get to be CSGOS

[digital ridge]

the warning 😭

[vestal snow]

Thank you PF for being my hype man bc no one else laughed at it

[lethal pond]

Or shall I say mid one?

[vestal snow]

I wrote that thank you

[lethal pond]

I do what I can

[verbal ridge]

how do i give you a raise

[coarse citrus]

we gotta show lia nicks request for a new title

[lethal pond]

Pick me up

[digital ridge]

nvm then boooo unfunny tomato tomato

[vestal snow]

LOL

[verbal ridge]

youre killing me

[lethal pond]

Just lift me in the air

[vestal snow]

Jumpsuit reference

[digital ridge]

nerd

[dreamy vessel]

bad jokes the job is going great

[vestal snow]

The humor is secret

[dreamy vessel]

im so glad i transferred toad to you lia

[stiff jay]

We need to do a fundraiser for yappers inc to get its own channel

[coarse citrus]

what funds are we raising

[vestal snow]

How many upvotes do we need to get the admins attention

[dreamy vessel]

2k

[tawny radish]

no slandering former employees 🗣️

[verbal ridge]

is this a capitalist or communist company

[vestal snow]

Bro that’s never happening sorry 😭

[stiff jay]

Reactions/upvotes = funds for the channel

[lethal pond]

No no no. No bad jokes no good jokes. Only mid allowed. It's thin line we have to balance.

[dreamy vessel]

shut up or youre fired

[coarse citrus]

nah i just gotta say “yo we should get muted” then poot will come here

LISA

[stiff jay]

I don’t think every @ everyone’s would get 2K reactions

[vestal snow]

@poor

[dreamy vessel]

oh oh sorry

[verbal ridge]

omg

kriby incident pt 2

[tawny radish]

there's a cool little button on your keyboard you can press to get all of the mods' attention at once

[digital ridge]

LMAOOO

[vestal snow]

@LoreNod

I’m familiar

[coarse citrus]

i thought i spelled it wrong 😭

[dreamy vessel]

how did you call him before?? ass.. something??

[vestal snow]

Fuckass

[tawny radish]

i'm literally doing my JOB

[vestal snow]

Lia taught me

[digital ridge]

so proud

[lethal pond]

😂😂💀

[vestal snow]

Nope just me being silly 🪿

[stiff jay]

Silly goose

[dreamy vessel]

remember 6hr slowmode

good old days

[vestal snow]

OG’s were here

[lethal pond]

Haven't breathed that much intentionally trough my nose for a long time thanks nick

[coarse citrus]

jesus dont remind me

[dreamy vessel]

back then everything was still good

[verbal ridge]

me

[stiff jay]

Daily reminder ||your now aware of your blinking||

[lethal pond]

Nick is mid joke approved

[vestal snow]

Directors I have a position change request at the behest of another employee

[dreamy vessel]

oh lord