Song Battle #22

[tawny radish]

paid in levels

[vestal snow]

Matronizing

[coarse citrus]

in credits and levels

[dreamy vessel]

ill do it

[swift totem]

now this is unethical of you

[coarse citrus]

mansplaining

[dreamy vessel]

taking the job

[swift totem]

welcome to yapping inc

CMO

[coarse citrus]

🤝

[swift totem]

kriby can be head of HR

theyre promoted

[dreamy vessel]

promoted

[vestal snow]

CEO > COO > CFO > CMO > HR Rep

[tawny radish]

lfggg

[vestal snow]

The company is expanding beautifully

[coarse citrus]

sexism im telling you

[dreamy vessel]

quick promotion

you did it

[swift totem]

lasted 5 minutes

[dreamy vessel]

go to hr

[swift totem]

go to hr

[coarse citrus]

KRIBY

nick is being sexist

[dreamy vessel]

AGAIN???

[tawny radish]

um

stop

[swift totem]

she not HR rep shes Head of HR @vestal snow fix that

[tawny radish]

problem solved

[vestal snow]

[dreamy vessel]

sexism

[vestal snow]

WHAT

[coarse citrus]

😔

[vestal snow]

That was photoshopped

[coarse citrus]

not

[swift totem]

i found the C-level equivalent for HR

kriby youre promoted

CCO

[vestal snow]

Chief Corrections Officer

So the company cop basically

[coarse citrus]

compliance

[vestal snow]

o

[swift totem]

wait no

CHRO

[coarse citrus]

not corrections

[swift totem]

kriby is CHRO

[vestal snow]

Compliance works i like it

[swift totem]

now deal with you two

compliance sounds 1984

[vestal snow]

CEO > COO > CFO > CMO > CCO

[coarse citrus]

we need a CIO

[tawny radish]

what is cio

[coarse citrus]

CFO> all u losers

[tawny radish]

c i c i o

[vestal snow]

Intervention?

[swift totem]

information

[coarse citrus]

information

[dreamy vessel]

what does the cia have to do with this

[vestal snow]

They’re in your walls

[swift totem]

project mkultra

[dreamy vessel]

god not again

[vestal snow]

Cris would be CIO because he knows everything but he doesn’t yap

[coarse citrus]

not poot 😡

[vestal snow]

Moosh??

[swift totem]

is that a legit position

[dreamy vessel]

we can make poot CUO

[coarse citrus]

so whos a yapper that knows things

[tawny radish]

that's not acceptable for yap inc

[coarse citrus]

MOOSH

[vestal snow]

Moosh is honorary Chief Happiness Officer

[dreamy vessel]

job offer

[swift totem]

hCHO

the company expands

[coarse citrus]

poot honorary chief unhappiness officer

[swift totem]

are we gonna go public though

i wanna trade on the stock exchange

[coarse citrus]

we wanna make bank dont we

[tawny radish]

how do we make our profits

[dreamy vessel]

NICK

[swift totem]

😭

[coarse citrus]

nick 😭

[swift totem]

NICK

[vestal snow]

[swift totem]

im dying

[tawny radish]

man

[swift totem]

we level up

[coarse citrus]

by getting credits

and gambling them

[dreamy vessel]

this sounds perfect

[swift totem]

woah we dont condone gambling!

[tawny radish]

i do

[dreamy vessel]

we don't?

[tawny radish]

as cco

i condone gambling

[vestal snow]

We absolutely do

[dreamy vessel]

i love doing /econ resupply every day tho

[vestal snow]

We all took bets in SB21

[swift totem]

we only condone gambling in the latest thread

this thread is old

[coarse citrus]

and i lost 😔

[swift totem]

i lost

[dreamy vessel]

BOOO

[swift totem]

now

who will lead the lower management

[dreamy vessel]

marketing proposal: we leak the album

[vestal snow]

Dayco

[swift totem]

so i can start getting demabucks

[coarse citrus]

well each c office gets its own manager right

[swift totem]

burndito too

[vestal snow]

No burndito scares me

[swift totem]

and an assistant

[coarse citrus]

and then they manage the lower leaders

i call LIA

[vestal snow]

Also he’s tw3lve

[swift totem]

blackmail obtained

[tawny radish]

burndito fits rights in with yap inc

[dreamy vessel]

lia is a PR nightmare

[vestal snow]

TRUE

[swift totem]

lia is a PR nightmare

cant risk that

[coarse citrus]

exactly why we need her

[vestal snow]

Oh wait yeah

PR nightmare means more yapping

[coarse citrus]

we are also pr nightmares

[dreamy vessel]

negative attention = attentions

[vestal snow]

What’s Lia’s role

[swift totem]

equals yapping

[coarse citrus]

nick sees the vision

[swift totem]

CDO

[tawny radish]

nick is a pr nightmare too

[vestal snow]

Chief Unhinged Officer

[swift totem]

chief disaster officer

[coarse citrus]

well yapping = money right

[tawny radish]

many incidents to his name

[coarse citrus]

chief incident officer

[vestal snow]

Nah I’ve been absolved of most of them

[swift totem]

that would be CInO

[vestal snow]

Lia bc she’s patient 0

[tawny radish]

most

[swift totem]

we already have CIO

[vestal snow]

Who

[dreamy vessel]

kirby get on it, you're HR

[vestal snow]

Wait what

[dreamy vessel]

start hiring ppl

[coarse citrus]

did we decide on a cio

[vestal snow]

I didn’t vote on CIO

[coarse citrus]

cause we need a yapper

[swift totem]

i meant information officer

[coarse citrus]

yea

[vestal snow]

Who tf is making company decisions alone 😡😡

Yeah WHO

[swift totem]

me

[coarse citrus]

pluto

[vestal snow]

What

[coarse citrus]

COUP

[dreamy vessel]

sexism

[swift totem]

I AM CEO

[tawny radish]

can we welcome lia to yap inc

[swift totem]

WHAT

[vestal snow]

Who is CIO

[swift totem]

that um

can be dayco

[dreamy vessel]

first company meeting

[vestal snow]

@digital ridge you’re hired as Chief Unfiltered Officer

[coarse citrus]

if we cant pick an information officer lia can be cio

[vestal snow]

TOO LATE

[tawny radish]

you have no choice

[swift totem]

we got lia as unfiltered officer

[coarse citrus]

cuo ig

[swift totem]

whos the information nofficer

[dreamy vessel]

can we vote on lia's pay tho

[vestal snow]

Ummmm

Maybe Asher?

[dreamy vessel]

i feel like she should earn nothing

[coarse citrus]

nico decides everyones pay

[swift totem]

no salary

too risky

[coarse citrus]

lia gets paid in yappsidents

[swift totem]

nico is the IRS

[vestal snow]

Lia makes zero money she’s too young to be on payroll

[dreamy vessel]

exactly

[dreamy vessel]

we love child labour and sexism apparently!]

[swift totem]

since when sexism is encouraged ?!

[vestal snow]

no comment

[coarse citrus]

yappers inc: home of sexism and child labor

[vestal snow]

I’ll leave that to HR

[swift totem]

where is HR?!

[dreamy vessel]

HR?!?!?

[swift totem]

unacceptable

[coarse citrus]

gone

reduced to atoms

[swift totem]

i demand a company restructuring

[vestal snow]

HR is on paid time off

[dreamy vessel]

Why is HR always on vacation when i need them

[coarse citrus]

in this biz?

[dreamy vessel]

im gonna unionize

[swift totem]

no unions

[dreamy vessel]

oh

[swift totem]

you'll get penalized

[dreamy vessel]

yeah ok my bad

[swift totem]

unions destroy the work ethic

[coarse citrus]

NICK

[swift totem]

pause?!

[dreamy vessel]

NICK

[coarse citrus]

AAA

[dreamy vessel]

HR?!??!!?

[coarse citrus]

good thing hr is here

[swift totem]

HR is here

[coarse citrus]

nick is harassing us

[tawny radish]

WHATS GOING ON

[vestal snow]

I’m not?!

[tawny radish]

i was touching grass

[vestal snow]

Where’s your proof fools

[dreamy vessel]

STOP DOIJNG THAT

[vestal snow]

Strictly against company contract

[tawny radish]

but i'm back to the important stuff

[swift totem]

please tell me somebody screenshotted

[dreamy vessel]

i didnt

MODS

[vestal snow]

@LoreNod

[swift totem]

hey dont call the government

[coarse citrus]

i didnt

nick gonna get the fbi to snipe us again

[swift totem]

frankly were an illegal company so to speak

we reside on illegal grounds

[coarse citrus]

nick when i get u nick

[vestal snow]

I’m a rogue company member

[swift totem]

poot is the government

[coarse citrus]

were international

[dreamy vessel]

i love the government i sure hope the government doesnt shut down this thread in about 18 hours

[chrome oxide]

😭😭😭😭

[swift totem]

we just move simple

[vestal snow]

Also what’s funny to me is that i bet you guys have screenshotted stuff that you thought i would delete

[vestal snow]

Run it’s the feds

[coarse citrus]

POOOT IS HERE

[swift totem]

Quick relocate

they saw our pyramid schemes

[tawny radish]

no argument just sobbing emojis

[coarse citrus]

were yapping where we were told to

[swift totem]

poot agrees

[tawny radish]

he has nothing to say

[coarse citrus]

oh no

[chrome oxide]

no ur right

[coarse citrus]

BAHHAHA

[dreamy vessel]

when will we get an actual hq

[swift totem]

when we get our own dedicated text channel for it

[coarse citrus]

hq is in keons destroyed tower

[dreamy vessel]

so never

[swift totem]

yes

[vestal snow]

I embarrassed myself in #23

[coarse citrus]

😔

[dreamy vessel]

yeah u did

[dreamy vessel]

everybody point and laugh

[swift totem]

nick gets the dunce hat

[vestal snow]

[swift totem]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-tuffy-dunce-cap-gif-20403090

[coarse citrus]

[swift totem]

its company policy nick

wear it

[vestal snow]

How’d you get live footage of me

[coarse citrus]

hes in your walls

[vestal snow]

||Audre don’t you dare dox me rn||

[swift totem]

you signed the privacy forms nick

[coarse citrus]

at work `

[coarse citrus]

NICK LIV- [gunshot]

[swift totem]

seems like someone didnt read their papers

[vestal snow]

maybe cris has to be CIO because technically he knows who i am irl

decided to snoop and found me

[coarse citrus]

wasnt hard

[swift totem]

is he

that was scary

good thing i dont dox

[coarse citrus]

NICK

[vestal snow]

[swift totem]

okay i didnt see that

[dreamy vessel]

what did he do this time

was it sexism

[vestal snow]

Nothing

[coarse citrus]

nothing crazy just the first letter of his last name i think

[swift totem]

i didnt see it

[tawny radish]

every time i step away

[coarse citrus]

cris didnt like send nicks address or something

[swift totem]

HR just hire someone

[tawny radish]

the work of a cco is never done

[vestal snow]

just my ssn

[dreamy vessel]

we need hr present at all times

[coarse citrus]

and dob

[swift totem]

cco just hire a manager

[vestal snow]

and mothers maiden name

and my blood type

[tawny radish]

oh just that

[vestal snow]

nothing important

[tawny radish]

no issue the

n

[coarse citrus]

first crush's name

[vestal snow]

Yeah all good

[dreamy vessel]

ah yeah no thats fine

[vestal snow]

Josh Dun

[coarse citrus]

ur all good

[coarse citrus]

REAL

[tawny radish]

what happened to midck

[dreamy vessel]

he was allowed to remove it bc he voted lane boy

wtf

[vestal snow]

I did

[swift totem]

i just need yalls credit card information for business purposes

ill be making some business expenses

[vestal snow]

Mine starts with 5

[dreamy vessel]

is debit ok

[coarse citrus]

✍️ as long as theyre concert tickets

[swift totem]

debit good

yes theyre for twenty one pilots clancy tickets

[vestal snow]

buying you a Bella poarch concert ticket rn

[dreamy vessel]

all expenses paid company trip to a concert?

[coarse citrus]

naurrrr

[swift totem]

yes ill also do a tax write off of that

[vestal snow]

real talk audre and I could go to the same concert

[coarse citrus]

my sister and i wanted to go to hozier but it sold out

fr

[vestal snow]

Pluto fly to the US and join us

[coarse citrus]

see u irl

[swift totem]

have you guys met irl

[coarse citrus]

no

[vestal snow]

lol no

[swift totem]

now you will be

[vestal snow]

I’d run if true

[swift totem]

once the tour starts

[coarse citrus]

were just within a good american time from each other

[dreamy vessel]

'good' and

[coarse citrus]

2 hours

[swift totem]

give me 6 years nick ill be at California (hoping)

[vestal snow]

In…six years??

Bro idk where I’ll be in six hours

[coarse citrus]

i think it was in leaks where ppl were like WHAT SO FAR and i was like wellll

[dreamy vessel]

LMAOO

[swift totem]

you'll be working for yapping inc nick

[coarse citrus]

i will be at my house

[vestal snow]

Oh true

[coarse citrus]

wfh more like

[vestal snow]

||i have to drive now I’ll be back later||

||paid vacation day||

[coarse citrus]

also why would u be in cali in 6 hrs

[dreamy vessel]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years

[vestal snow]

||don’t fire me plz||

[coarse citrus]

nick

[dreamy vessel]

fired srry

[swift totem]

stuck at a government's office

[tawny radish]

FIRED

[dreamy vessel]

bad answer

[swift totem]

its 6 years

[coarse citrus]

trophy wife 🤩

[dreamy vessel]

sexism

[vestal snow]

Congrats on coming out

[coarse citrus]

oh

[swift totem]

trophist

we dont condone trophobia

[coarse citrus]

with my man husband

[dreamy vessel]

fucked up....

[vestal snow]

Oh i thought you meant you would have a trophy wife

[coarse citrus]

NO LMFAOO

[swift totem]

😭

HR

[coarse citrus]

ill be the trophy wife

hr

[vestal snow]

Trypophobes in shambles rn

[coarse citrus]

hr nick just called me GAY

[dreamy vessel]

as he should

[swift totem]

hr nick just burned audre

[coarse citrus]

hes not totally wrong

[vestal snow]

did i really just get away with that one

[swift totem]

government not intervening so far

no

[vestal snow]

no one saw my message

[dreamy vessel]

yeah

[swift totem]

i saw that but no

[coarse citrus]

no i just didnt ss it in time

[dreamy vessel]

leave it up longer next time

[coarse citrus]

also it was funny

[vestal snow]

Okay okay

[dreamy vessel]

mayb like 5 min

[coarse citrus]

sso ill let it slide

[swift totem]

no 10 mins

[vestal snow]

||lol im in da screenshot||

[coarse citrus]

nick go drive

[swift totem]

nick dont text and drive

its 4am in here lol i lied to myself

[dreamy vessel]

don't text and drive, only drink and drive!

[swift totem]

i encourage that

[vestal snow]

drunk drivers are not a problem

It’s drunk crashers smh

[coarse citrus]

drink water right laddies

[vestal snow]

I have show and tell real quick before i drive

[coarse citrus]

wait pluto whya re u conna be in cali in 6 years anyways

[coarse citrus]

oooo

[vestal snow]

Everyone say hi to me and my fiancé’s frog

[swift totem]

ill migrate there for work

[coarse citrus]

YOOOOOOO

[dreamy vessel]

HI

[coarse citrus]

hi mochi

[swift totem]

hi mochi

[dreamy vessel]

can i hire the frog

[swift totem]

the mascot

[vestal snow]

The frog is the majority shareholder

[dreamy vessel]

the frog is working in marketing

[coarse citrus]

if were gonna hire the frog can we hire my dog

[swift totem]

i thought were a private company

[coarse citrus]

lillian deserves a place

[dreamy vessel]

no srry im allergic

[vestal snow]

Mochi and Lillian will be friends

||lillian would eat mochi like a fruit snack||

[dreamy vessel]

dang

[coarse citrus]

||she absolutely would she does not like other animals||

[vestal snow]

What does this mean im crying 😭

[coarse citrus]

this is killing me

i think she meant to dogs

[vestal snow]

Oh LOL

[swift totem]

first yawn of the night

[vestal snow]

Go to sleep

[dreamy vessel]

WRONG MESSAGE LMAOOOO

[vestal snow]

I’m gonna drive

[swift totem]

please dont let nick open my office

NICK

[dreamy vessel]

NICK

[swift totem]

NOT AGAIN

[coarse citrus]

allergic to publicizing the company

[vestal snow]

[dreamy vessel]

true

[swift totem]

scared of the board of directors

[coarse citrus]

real

[stiff jay]

isnt that just being normal

[coarse citrus]

aspen is here hi aspen

[vestal snow]

HELP

INTRUDER

[dreamy vessel]

put nick in jail y/n?

[vestal snow]

HOWD HE GET IN

[swift totem]

there is a public lounge nick

[dreamy vessel]

nick u cant vote

[stiff jay]

ello

[vestal snow]

Oh okay just the lobby

[stiff jay]

im sneeky

[dreamy vessel]

snee

ze

[swift totem]

would you like a job offer

[vestal snow]

Apparently he can vote too

[dreamy vessel]

bless you

[swift totem]

aspen

[coarse citrus]

our chats are on the announcement system

[stiff jay]

sure

[coarse citrus]

everyone can hear

[swift totem]

what are you proficient though aspen

[vestal snow]

imagine if we were mods and we just did this in #announcements

[dreamy vessel]

what are your skills

[coarse citrus]

interview time

[stiff jay]

||shit ive been caught||

[coarse citrus]

BNAHAHHAH

[stiff jay]

breathing

[dreamy vessel]

.. and??

[swift totem]

okay youre CRO

[stiff jay]

i wouldnt put it past u

[swift totem]

chief risk officer

[stiff jay]

lets goo

[vestal snow]

Chief Respiratory Officer

[dreamy vessel]

i agree

[swift totem]

that sounds like a janitor job

[coarse citrus]

i agree he can be cro

[vestal snow]

Bro can breathe for the whole company

[dreamy vessel]

make sure all employees are breating at all times

[vestal snow]

And can give us CPR if we pass out

[dreamy vessel]

difficult job

[swift totem]

poot would unmod us by now

[stiff jay]

I will provide all the oxygen

[swift totem]

NICK

[dreamy vessel]

NICK

[coarse citrus]

fuck

[dreamy vessel]

HR

[coarse citrus]

so close i missed it

[stiff jay]

tbf i am trained B)

[vestal snow]

hah

[swift totem]

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it-gif-19335672

[coarse citrus]

hr still missing

[stiff jay]

NICK I SAW THAT LMFAO

[dreamy vessel]

Aspen fyi, THERE IS HR DEPARTMENT

[vestal snow]

I will always get away with it

Kriby is HR

And has not caught me yet

[stiff jay]

You cant have HR, nick will get fired instantly

[unkempt geyser]

No way the score was THIS vlose

[coarse citrus]

kriby keeps letting him go

[swift totem]

its a landslide 😭

[vestal snow]

I’m close

[dreamy vessel]

he keeps coming back

[coarse citrus]

nick message staying up?

[swift totem]

did we hired a corrupted HR

[stiff jay]

lies

[vestal snow]

You screenshotted I know you did

[coarse citrus]

oh no

[stiff jay]

smh corrupt

[vestal snow]

Baited

[dreamy vessel]

im putting together a file

[coarse citrus]

i hate u actually

[vestal snow]

You’ll never catch the real ones

[swift totem]

HR is done for

HR is broken

[coarse citrus]

u never know nick

[stiff jay]

Reform HR

[vestal snow]

very sad Nick has won

[coarse citrus]

i might just start recording the whole chat

[dreamy vessel]

do it

[swift totem]

do it

[vestal snow]

that footage would be CHAOS

[stiff jay]

do it

[vestal snow]

Stream it on twitch

[coarse citrus]

4:20

[vestal snow]

Nvm I’ll get banned

[dreamy vessel]

immediately banned

[coarse citrus]

💀

[stiff jay]

youd get immediately ban hammered

[coarse citrus]

from lore mod ping incident to just straight up banned

[vestal snow]

[vestal snow]

I’m always hammered especially while driving

[swift totem]

whos COO by the time nick gets banned

[dreamy vessel]

no first a 6hr slowmode on all channels

[vestal snow]

I’m not getting banned guys chill

I’m very normal

[coarse citrus]

interesting thought

[vestal snow]

Let’s do a quick company evaluation

[stiff jay]

thats called swearving not driving

[coarse citrus]

whos gonna be cEo if pluto gets banned

[swift totem]

i hate company evaluations

[swift totem]

not happening

[dreamy vessel]

shut up and sit down

[stiff jay]

no one, if pluto gets banned we all combust

[coarse citrus]

[swift totem]

if i get banned the company is in shambles

[vestal snow]

CEO > COO > CFO > CMO > CCO> CUO > CRO

Is that all of them

[dreamy vessel]

i think so

[coarse citrus]

did we decide on a cio

[vestal snow]

No

[stiff jay]

end of the food chain B)

[swift totem]

we gotta start making a hiearichal map

[vestal snow]

Unless it’s Cris

[swift totem]

id go with burndito or cris

[vestal snow]

Also hCHO is moosh

[coarse citrus]

im fr forgetting who everyone is atp

[dreamy vessel]

hCUO is poot

[swift totem]

someone make a diagram

[vestal snow]

No Unfiltered is Lia we can’t have two U’s

[dreamy vessel]

Unhappiness

[swift totem]

isnt hCUO is unhappiness

and CUO is unfiltered

[dreamy vessel]

correct

[wanton bane]

LEVEL UP: You are now level 17!

[dreamy vessel]

ok hello

[swift totem]

oh no

oh no

cockroach

[vestal snow]

CEO - Pluto
COO - Nick
CFO - Audre
CMO - Lisa
CCO - Kriby
CUO - Lia
CRO - Aspen
hCHO - Moosh

[swift totem]

where this bastard come from

WAIT

[dreamy vessel]

did lia accept it already

[vestal snow]

It wasnt a job offer it was a job directive

No choice

[dreamy vessel]

oh yeah true

no pay

now i remember

[stiff jay]

it was not an offer more a requirment for life

[coarse citrus]

pluto what r u on ab

[vestal snow]

wat

[dreamy vessel]

drugs

[stiff jay]

NICK LMAO

[swift totem]

cockroach attack

[dreamy vessel]

hey what

almost got it

[wind geyser]

why are you guys here

[dreamy vessel]

they are in your walls

[chrome oxide]

[coarse citrus]

i completely missed it 😔

[stiff jay]

hi poot, we are behaving

[swift totem]

now my bathroom smells pesticides

[swift totem]

do you want a job autumn

[stiff jay]

did u have a spider in ur bathroom?

[dreamy vessel]

just drunk driving, nothing too weird

[wind geyser]

sure

whats the job

[vestal snow]

[wind geyser]

oh

[swift totem]

what are you proficient

[vestal snow]

Is that not an allowable joke

[wind geyser]

im proficient in

music

[stiff jay]

@static storm you typing an essay?

[wind geyser]

drinking alcohol

[swift totem]

CMuO

[wind geyser]

erm

[swift totem]

wait that works

CDO

chief drunk officer

[chrome oxide]

oh i thought it wasn't a joke

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[static storm]

What happened to this song battle while I was on my walk? 👀

[dreamy vessel]

LMAOOOOO

[wind geyser]

ok ill be drunk all the tim ethen

[swift totem]

we're structuring the company

[vestal snow]

Very much a joke I promise😭😭

[stiff jay]

thats a vibe

[swift totem]

poot is in too

[dreamy vessel]

Nick banned for drunk driving and texting in the twenty one pilots discord server

[vestal snow]

My headstone will say this

[static storm]

that just creates more questions

[stiff jay]

banned from life

[coarse citrus]

qr code to that message

[wind geyser]

I LOVE UNDERAGE DRUNK DRIVING AND TEXTING WHILE DRIVING WITHOUT A LICENCE

[chrome oxide]

too far

[swift totem]

feel free to join in

[dreamy vessel]

aum dont say ur underage u know what happens

[swift totem]

goodbye alt account

whos taking aum's position

[dreamy vessel]

me

[swift totem]

no youre CMO

[dreamy vessel]

damn

[wind geyser]

sorry

joke

it was a joke i promise

[swift totem]

tell that to discord

[wind geyser]

wtf

[dreamy vessel]

caught in 4k

[stiff jay]

someone just knocked on my door, i am now moving how dare they

[dreamy vessel]

what

[swift totem]

thats me i need a company evaluation from you

[dreamy vessel]

moving houses bc somebody knocked on the door?

[stiff jay]

how about you smash the window in then we can talk

[dreamy vessel]

sounds good

not at all an hr nightmare

[stiff jay]

i never answer the door, HATE it

[swift totem]

let me find something hard

[stiff jay]

not a HR nightmare if i say its ok

[swift totem]

not a HR nightmare if im fine with it too

[stiff jay]

here take this brick 🧱

[swift totem]

will a supercar be suffice

okay sweet

[coarse citrus]

lia is chief what

[dreamy vessel]

dont let nick see this message

[coarse citrus]

i cant remember

[swift totem]

https://tenor.com/view/smashwindows-gif-4817418

im in

[coarse citrus]

real

[swift totem]

what now

[wind geyser]

i love illegal things ive broken every law ever

[stiff jay]

yes

[dreamy vessel]

aum do u wanna be my marketing intern

[swift totem]

hes driving dont worry

[wind geyser]

sure

[swift totem]

aum is cdo

chief drunk officer

[wind geyser]

i can be both

[vestal snow]

[dreamy vessel]

fuck

[swift totem]

sweet

[stiff jay]

take a left then a right then go up the stairs then a left then go down the lift then go right then go up to the top floor im in the last door on the right

[dreamy vessel]

NO

[swift totem]

okay that can do

[swift totem]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-gif-2241508795849280532

[coarse citrus]

are we sticking with cdo for aum

[dreamy vessel]

is that appropriate

[swift totem]

yes

[coarse citrus]

i dont think so

[swift totem]

cdo and marketing intern

[dreamy vessel]

aum how old r u again

[swift totem]

okay lets take a company vote

[stiff jay]

lisa = cheese eater

[swift totem]

i ✅

[dreamy vessel]

i abstain for now

[coarse citrus]

nay ❌

[dreamy vessel]

until my question is answered

[stiff jay]

i wait for non-minor confirmation

[swift totem]

i condone child labour gets the job done with zero repurcussions

[wind geyser]

i am sixteen years of age

[dreamy vessel]

hmmmmmm

[swift totem]

child labour approved

i say yay

[wind geyser]

yippee

[coarse citrus]

i liked the music one

we need a resident dj

[wind geyser]

i can do that

[dreamy vessel]

maybe find another position for aum

yes

[wind geyser]

while drunk

[dreamy vessel]

hey now

u can be drunk but not publicly

[wind geyser]

says who

[swift totem]

that would be the nottyler guy from the overcompensate listening party

if yall were there at that time

[coarse citrus]

how you do your job is your business

[dreamy vessel]

can we make altguy CIA

[swift totem]

fbi

[stiff jay]

my wifi too bad for listening parties

[swift totem]

it was a majestic experience

basically a guy who sounds like tyler

did a free concert

[coarse citrus]

we got a diagram

[dreamy vessel]

OOOOHH THAT GUY

[swift totem]

now we're talking

[swift totem]

YEAH YOU WERE THERE?

[stiff jay]

that sounds epiv

[dreamy vessel]

Nah but back in SAI era he did the same thing

[swift totem]

WHY I WASNT THERE AT THAT TIME

damn

[dreamy vessel]

idk busy being ANNOYING

[coarse citrus]

busy not yappin

[swift totem]

i was busy touching grasses

and experiencing life

[dreamy vessel]

unreal

[stiff jay]

i need to find this person

[coarse citrus]

multiple grasses

[swift totem]

i forgot his username

[dreamy vessel]

which strain of grass

[swift totem]

he'll come back in the next semester listening party trust

[coarse citrus]

astroturf

[stiff jay]

field

[dreamy vessel]

❓

i saw him in vc today i swear

[swift totem]

the tyler guy

[dreamy vessel]

yes

[swift totem]

what

[dreamy vessel]

what

[coarse citrus]

yall are ending the yapping

we need other things to yap about

[dreamy vessel]

sexism

[coarse citrus]

terrible thing

unless im doing it

[dreamy vessel]

horrible

but only ok if i do it

[coarse citrus]

u get me

[dreamy vessel]

cant believe ppl would just do that

[coarse citrus]

lisa we should overthrow nick and pluto

[dreamy vessel]

except me ofc

we could

[coarse citrus]

become ceo and cfo

[dreamy vessel]

theyre not paying attention anyways

[coarse citrus]

destroy their sexism

install a matriarchy

[dreamy vessel]

sexism is gone by us rising to the top

[coarse citrus]

completely abolished

[dreamy vessel]

all sexism in the world

[coarse citrus]

for sure

never a sexism ever again

[dreamy vessel]

how do we go about this

build up a case?

[coarse citrus]

well i think maybe i just change the graphic

[dreamy vessel]

do it

[coarse citrus]

to make us ceo and coo

[dreamy vessel]

dont tell them

[vestal snow]

I crashed

[dreamy vessel]

L

skill issue

[swift totem]

im falling asleep

but first

[swift totem]

imma cook some good noodles

[coarse citrus]

final version

[swift totem]

EXCUSE ME

AUDRE

[dreamy vessel]

LMAOOOO

[swift totem]

NO SORRY

[vestal snow]

WRONG

[swift totem]

THATS ILLEGAL

[vestal snow]

I AM COO

[coarse citrus]

i dont see what ur on ab

[stiff jay]

incorrecy

[dreamy vessel]

no no switch me n nick

[swift totem]

THIS IS AN ILLEGAL TAKEOVER

[coarse citrus]

you two are sexist so lisa and i overthrew you

coup

[swift totem]

nick is sexist the hell

[coarse citrus]

[dreamy vessel]

u too srry

[swift totem]

i am all in for equality

[dreamy vessel]

it happened, its out of my hands now

[coarse citrus]

this time it is ALL men

[swift totem]

nick im blaming you

i wish i wasnt men

[vestal snow]

What

[dreamy vessel]

a man can wish

[vestal snow]

I’m not a man

[coarse citrus]

its a matriarchy now

[dreamy vessel]

can u switch me n nick btw

[vestal snow]

i literally got an email inviting me to a women’s convention

[swift totem]

audre is overthrowing me

this company is over

[dreamy vessel]

as example of sexism

[vestal snow]

She just doesn’t understand

[dreamy vessel]

ALMOST GOT IT

[swift totem]

SEE THATS NOT ME

[vestal snow]

Too bad

[dreamy vessel]

THIS CLOSE

[coarse citrus]

i did not see what was said

too busy being ceo

[dreamy vessel]

thanks 🙏

[swift totem]

this is ILLEGAL

[vestal snow]

I’m fine with that

I’m COO

[coarse citrus]

now nick got to keep his position

[swift totem]

NICK?!

[coarse citrus]

we just overthrew pluto

[swift totem]

WHAT DID I DO

[dreamy vessel]

exist...

[vestal snow]

Yap too close to the sun

[swift totem]

nick the one being sexist here

[dreamy vessel]

civil war got a little too real

[swift totem]

i am just structuring the company

[vestal snow]

You’re acting like a girl rn

[coarse citrus]

nick on the chopping block

gonna go back to mid level management

[swift totem]

this is my girl-side

[vestal snow]

Slay

[swift totem]

https://tenor.com/view/anger-yelling-you-know-how-much-i-sacrificed-willen-dafoe-green-goblin-gif-15742158

[coarse citrus]

SEXISM

[vestal snow]

It was a compliment

So no

[dreamy vessel]

is this a man????.... cancelled

[swift totem]

i am still a CEO

it says in the papers

[vestal snow]

Okay bye i have to make up hours for while i was having medical issues

[swift totem]

rest well

[dreamy vessel]

CEO of sexism YEAH

[coarse citrus]

not anymore pluto

goodbye nick

[swift totem]

audre i trusted you

[vestal snow]

Pluto for CSO

Chief sexist officer

[swift totem]

WHAT

[dreamy vessel]

LMAOO

[swift totem]

AW HELL NO

[dreamy vessel]

upvote

[coarse citrus]

yooo great new name for nick

[swift totem]

now that i dig

[vestal snow]

Nah

Pluto

[swift totem]

nick be CSO so i can be COO

[dreamy vessel]

ok ok i vote for company wide peace

[swift totem]

i can dig with it

[coarse citrus]

the company gets to vote

[swift totem]

audre is new ceo

less responsibilities for me

[vestal snow]

Boooooooo downvote

[coarse citrus]

nick cso or pluto cso

[vestal snow]

That means no yapping

[dreamy vessel]

no no i just dont want it do disband

[swift totem]

nick cso

[coarse citrus]

company wide peace means extra yapping

[dreamy vessel]

i vote nick srry

[vestal snow]

……

[swift totem]

the end goal here is we'll get disbanded by poot

[vestal snow]

/fire @everyone

[dreamy vessel]

forcefully

[coarse citrus]

3 votes for nick 1 vote for pluto

[dreamy vessel]

/unyap

[coarse citrus]

end goal here is getting muted

leveling up another time first

[dreamy vessel]

first person to get muted for at least 6hrs wins /j

[coarse citrus]

gotta get to that level 35

[swift totem]

i can take COO

ill stop complaining

[dreamy vessel]

ok cool

[chrome oxide]

aight bet

[dreamy vessel]

AHH HELL NAH

[swift totem]

there goes the feds

[dreamy vessel]

RUN

[coarse citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-castle-wait-please-stop-please-no-please-gif-21133188

i didnt mean it

[dreamy vessel]

she meant it!

[swift totem]

audre first mishap as CEO

good thing im not the one taking responsibility for it

[coarse citrus]

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[coarse citrus]

i can handle it im a woman

[swift totem]

thanks for overthrowing me

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA

[dreamy vessel]

L

LMAOOOOO

[stiff jay]

L

[swift totem]

i like being COO

[dreamy vessel]

does this mean im ceo now

[swift totem]

i dont get pressured

[coarse citrus]

flew too close to the sun right there

[swift totem]

maybe cant tell

im not ceo anymore

[coarse citrus]

pluto ur cmo

[stiff jay]

this is why i like poot

[dreamy vessel]

ceo got muted, automatic promotion

[swift totem]

no im COO

please

let me take nick's position

hes CSO

[dreamy vessel]

CMO is vacant for now

[coarse citrus]

ok fine

[swift totem]

cmo can be burndito

[coarse citrus]

no

[swift totem]

fed coming to inspect

dang it

[dreamy vessel]

ah yes theories

wait wrong chat

[coarse citrus]

cmo has to be a yapper who doesnt cause problems

[swift totem]

wrong chat

[stiff jay]

hi poot, we are behaving

[chrome oxide]

when i said "oh yeah y'all can yap here" i thought it'd be a few and a few but y'all planning a whole ass company here like what 😭

[swift totem]

marketing isnt yapping

[coarse citrus]

we were told we could yap here

[stiff jay]

song battle this song battle that

[coarse citrus]

we have management and everything

[dreamy vessel]

Are you interested in buying shares?

[stiff jay]

organised yapping

[coarse citrus]

but to be part of YAPPERS INC u need to yap

[dreamy vessel]

Reopening SB #14 and i'll sell the company to you

[swift totem]

okay point taken

[swift totem]

NO

[coarse citrus]

u r not da ceo

[dreamy vessel]

... after a vote

[swift totem]

do not sell the company

[stiff jay]

Lisa thats too big of an offer

[dreamy vessel]

srry u got muted i stepped up

[stiff jay]

maybe some shares in the company

not the whole thing

[swift totem]

maybe a majority stake

[coarse citrus]

20 whole seconds and the whole thing fell apart

what would you all do without me

[swift totem]

so much for CEO

im CEO again

[coarse citrus]

no

[swift totem]

sigh

[dreamy vessel]

LMAOOOO

[coarse citrus]

i made the graphic

[dreamy vessel]

true

[swift totem]

graphic lasted 30 seconds ago

[coarse citrus]

its been updated

[dreamy vessel]

sorry i just was interim CEO

[stiff jay]

propoganda

[swift totem]

okay that i dig

but give me founder name

i founded this company

[coarse citrus]

u were given a position u applied for

[dreamy vessel]

fight for it

[coarse citrus]

u can be cmo if u want

[swift totem]

whats there to fight

i started it

[dreamy vessel]

FIGHT

[swift totem]

WHATS THERE TO FIGHT

[dreamy vessel]

JUST FIGHT

[swift totem]

i aint fightinga brick wall

[stiff jay]

https://tenor.com/view/hasbulla-hasbik-cute-meme-influencer-gif-21732737

pluto rn

[dreamy vessel]

real footage

[swift totem]

https://tenor.com/view/marriage-story-adam-driver-angry-punch-wall-pissed-off-gif-16841895

there i did

now i get the founder role

[dreamy vessel]

ok we'll take it into consideration

[swift totem]

consideration?!

[dreamy vessel]

decision will be made in 3-5 business days

[coarse citrus]

ill think ab it

[swift totem]

BUSINESS DAYS?

new management sucks now

[dreamy vessel]

Lucky for you business days are every day

the yap never stops

[swift totem]

okay that is good

[coarse citrus]

but then arent we all co founders

why should just you get your name on there

[swift totem]

its just me audre and nick

co-founders

okay that works too

and i can be happy in my coo spot

less ceo responsibilities

[dreamy vessel]

no ur still responsible

just no title

[swift totem]

thats unemployed

even better

[dreamy vessel]

no

COO

[swift totem]

help

wheres my resignation

[dreamy vessel]

I dont wanna be CFO

can i be back as CMO

[coarse citrus]

yea

[dreamy vessel]

thanks

[coarse citrus]

there we go

[dreamy vessel]

perfect

peace

[coarse citrus]

balanced

as all things should be

[dreamy vessel]

balance kills the yap

[coarse citrus]

true

[swift totem]

okay this is perfect

[coarse citrus]

we need more yappers

more mid level management

[dreamy vessel]

how do we get more

[swift totem]

c levels are enough we need the d levels