Song Battle #14

[worthy tartan]

easy

ill just do hot takes

[ivory root]

i mean i didnt start talkin till m*graine hometown

[swift vapor]

my turn my turn

[silver pecan]

501

[worthy tartan]

so migraine is slur now

[ivory root]

correct

[red sphinx]

idk if this counts all the ones in this channel (probably not) (definitely not) but

[silver pecan]

ive got 593

[mellow merlin]

genuine question, do you guys go outside?

[worthy tartan]

i yapped the most here

[swift vapor]

verified-yappologists

[red sphinx]

I go outside 🔥💪

[worthy tartan]

proud CEO

[ivory root]

i actually had to go to dr for migraines earlier today

[silver pecan]

i let my dog out today

[ivory root]

had to wake up early for it (trapdoor reference)

[red sphinx]

twenty øne piløts reference

[swift vapor]

payback for voting against it

[red sphinx]

yeah ong

[silver pecan]

i probably wont even touch this place besides like 10 messages tomorrow

[worthy tartan]

ratiod

[red sphinx]

☝️🤓

[worthy tartan]

wait until the next song battle is a polarizing one

[red sphinx]

polarize reference

[swift vapor]

pluto really still winning the bait competition

[silver pecan]

im gonna play da sims tho ✍️

or helldivers

[swift vapor]

i'm just happily complying

[mellow merlin]

blissful ignorance

[worthy tartan]

like you said

[swift vapor]

don't

[silver pecan]

farming some sweet levels

[worthy tartan]

i am the master rage b---

[swift vapor]

dammit

[silver pecan]

they killed him

[ivory root]

yeah i almost got a whole level out of just this chat

[worthy tartan]

you thought

[silver pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/swag-ahs-madison-montgomery-im-back-smile-gif-4910666

[worthy tartan]

i have 2 more lives

[red sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-you-thought-it-was-over-swag-gif-9488022

[swift vapor]

this looks how i imagine the craving will sound

(derogatory)

[mellow merlin]

Song Battle #14

[silver pecan]

MATTYBRAPS ABJDFKAHBSDJFABJSDFHAJEWRKJ

[worthy tartan]

i own this thread bitch

[red sphinx]

song battle #14

[silver pecan]

like AHS season 3????

[worthy tartan]

i am the ceo of yapping of #song-battles

[swift vapor]

idk what ahs is

[mellow merlin]

and proud of it too? damn

[silver pecan]

u mean ceo of yapping in?

[swift vapor]

but my brain said "a high school" which i knwo is wrong

[red sphinx]

mayor of yapperville right here folks

[worthy tartan]

yes

[silver pecan]

how u not know american horror story

[swift vapor]

oh

i know that

i didn't know that's what AHS stood for

[worthy tartan]

i lost alot of my english brain cells for the past 6 1/2 hours

[swift vapor]

never watched it either

[silver pecan]

thats from the third season

[red sphinx]

acronyms are my enemy

[silver pecan]

acronyms are my enemy until i understand them then i use them all da time

[worthy tartan]

president of yapping nation

[silver pecan]

go to sleep lil bro

[worthy tartan]

make me

[swift vapor]

same until it's some shitty instagram reel posted by a 13 year old with the "iwytcoasmduycimm" acronym or some shit and then suddenly i can read it like WHYYYY

[worthy tartan]

would be funny if a mod actually muted me for sleeping reasons

[silver pecan]

NICK BAHAHAHAH

[bitter portal]

4067 messages 💀

[swift vapor]

I NEVER KNOW ACRONYMS UNTIL IT'S A WHOLE ASS PARAGRAPH

[swift vapor]

outstanding

[red sphinx]

nah real

[swift vapor]

we broke 4k now i can leave

[worthy tartan]

i contributed 1/2 of those messages

[bitter portal]

we know

go get a life

[worthy tartan]

im proud

[bitter portal]

NICK??????????

[worthy tartan]

i already have a life

[ivory root]

manifesting this for tomorrow

[silver pecan]

did you have to say every word out loud to make that

[ivory root]

we could all use some calm

[swift vapor]

i think i still got it wrong anyways

[bitter portal]

YOU DIDNT 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[swift vapor]

somehow the roles flipped in the middle

[bitter portal]

oh

[swift vapor]

go away this is not for you

[silver pecan]

if im right i switches to you

yeah

[bitter portal]

ITS NOT FOR ANYONE

[worthy tartan]

sorry bud but thats not going to happen with me

[silver pecan]

this is for us old ppl

[swift vapor]

ahh shit

unfortunate ending

[ivory root]

what if i bribe a mod w vetomoney

mint some more nicoin

get some demabucks

[red sphinx]

I'll be like "what does that mean" and then see an acronym for a fall out boy title and recognize it immediately

..."GBLOGBD(DYPTSTSASGTS)"

[ivory root]

and they GET you

[swift vapor]

ywtcoywstdtsnjt

real ones know

[red sphinx]

real ones know.

[silver pecan]

alright i may be stupid on this one

maybe im not a real one 😔

[swift vapor]

star wars

[silver pecan]

i aint seen that in like 10 years

[ivory root]

fall out boy bad

[silver pecan]

so not my fault

[swift vapor]

L

star was is peak

[silver pecan]

im not falling for it im not falling for it im not falling for it

[swift vapor]

"you were the chosen one. you were said to destroy the sith, not join them"

[mellow merlin]

whats a star wars

[red sphinx]

wrong

[silver pecan]

fall out boy goated

[red sphinx]

bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!

[swift vapor]

Climb In Girl better

[silver pecan]

the only unholy trinity band to keep making music to this day

[silver pecan]

AYYO

[swift vapor]

WDYM AYO

[silver pecan]

the fall down guys

[red sphinx]

rip panic

and mcr

[urban seal]

i gotta hear anathema again i dont remember what it sounds like

[red sphinx]

mcr is KINDA? back
not really

[mellow merlin]

21pilotsfalloutatthedisco

[silver pecan]

tbh not even rip i cheered when that ended

[red sphinx]

real.

[silver pecan]

saw mcr in 2022

[silver pecan]

pov my tumblr user in 2015

[red sphinx]

I TRIED TO and then schedule conflicts

[silver pecan]

top and mcr the same week !!

[red sphinx]

I kinda miss those names
even though they're cringe

[mellow merlin]

twentyonechemicaldiscoboys

[red sphinx]

okay now you're just showing off 💔💔

[swift vapor]

twenty one flight attendants

[dire jasper]

i'm voting truce sawry

[mellow merlin]

bad

[silver pecan]

cincinnati the GOAT of concerts

[mellow merlin]

get out

[dire jasper]

the last minute or two of anathema almost got me but i need like. a little more of the rest of the song to be like that

and truce is pretty

[silver pecan]

anathema on top

[red sphinx]

it's so hard to vote bro
truce and anathema are equal

[dire jasper]

they're both rly good

i'm not gonna be mad if anathema wins at all

i just prefer truce

[silver pecan]

i will be disappointed and excited either way

[red sphinx]

I voted truce because I felt bad for my bbg 🙏

same

[dire jasper]

yeah

[swift vapor]

smithereens versus formidable, who wins

[red sphinx]

don't make me do this

[silver pecan]

thats tough

[swift vapor]

i'm taking smithereens 100%

[mellow merlin]

neither, both shit

[silver pecan]

i kinda like formidable more

WOAH

[swift vapor]

dont fall for it dont fall for it dont fall for it

[red sphinx]

you're wrong bro

[mellow merlin]

hitting the SKIP

[silver pecan]

because it can kinda go for jenna and his girls

[silver pecan]

not falling for obvious bait

[stoic karma]

4000 messages 😭😭 wtf is happening here? a get-together?

[silver pecan]

song battles

[swift vapor]

Yapping Convention in town

[silver pecan]

good convos now that pluto is asleep

[swift vapor]

you should attend

[bitter portal]

formidable

[swift vapor]

The disrespect for smithereens

[red sphinx]

yap sesh 🔥🔥

[mellow merlin]

not even, just big skips

[silver pecan]

smithereens is good

[bitter portal]

i like smithereens! i love formidable though

[silver pecan]

[red sphinx]

they're both goated

[swift vapor]

this is an incriminating screenshot

[red sphinx]

that's crazy

[swift vapor]

(bait taken ig)

[mellow merlin]

not bait, just bad songs 🙏‼️

[silver pecan]

what ab timh v smithereens v formidable

[swift vapor]

smithereens
timh
formidable

but i love them all

[mellow merlin]

timh > both of those

[red sphinx]

sigh

[mellow merlin]

formidable might be my least favourite song overall

[red sphinx]

insane tbh

[swift vapor]

worse than bysyd??

[sacred violet]

formidable > timh > smithereens

[silver pecan]

whats the love song on vessel

is there one

[mellow merlin]

close second

[red sphinx]

bysyd my beloved

[sacred violet]

no

[swift vapor]

house of gold is the closest

[mellow merlin]

next to house of gold

[red sphinx]

CRAZY

[sacred violet]

formidable is beautiful i'm sad people don't get it

[swift vapor]

i like it but it is very far down on my list

[silver pecan]

i listened to bysyd on repeat in 2015🤪

[swift vapor]

like bottom 10

[red sphinx]

real

[mellow merlin]

its ok u can admit its a bad song 🙏

[red sphinx]

shhh

[swift vapor]

it's not a BAD song

it's just that most of their others are better

[mellow merlin]

yeah yeah whatever u say

[red sphinx]

I'd still listen to it over drake ykwis 🙏💪🔥

[silver pecan]

the only bad song is.. house of gold

[swift vapor]

i still like it, it's pretty and has a very sweet and vulnerable personality that's appropriate every now and then

[thick hatch]

STOP RAGEBAITING FOR ENGAGEMENT

[mellow merlin]

not the only one but yes

[swift vapor]

dont fall for it dont fall for it dont fall for it

[silver pecan]

AINT RAGEBAIT IF IM BEING SERIOUS

[mellow merlin]

literally

[swift vapor]

high hopes > hds

[mellow merlin]

wtf

[stoic karma]

typical discord clique activities

[red sphinx]

[silver pecan]

now this is cringebait

[red sphinx]

what am I seeing

yeah that's it fam I'm going outside in nature

[swift vapor]

hey look ma i made it > overcompensate

[mellow merlin]

me when delusional

[silver pecan]

/mute nick reason: insane

[pearl notch]

4224 messages

[red sphinx]

yeah me when I lie

[swift vapor]

this is gospel > car radio

[red sphinx]

logging out

[silver pecan]

ok but the mashup........

[swift vapor]

wait is there actually one

[mellow merlin]

probably

[red sphinx]

wait actually

[swift vapor]

i can't imagine it even being good

but now i'm intrigued

[silver pecan]

do u not know

it was my lfie

[swift vapor]

no?

[red sphinx]

I gotta wonder.

[mellow merlin]

i used to watch that stuff religiously at 14

[red sphinx]

send

[silver pecan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KO8WIaHjqI&ab_channel=gabbylowe

[red sphinx]

this is insanity on a whole nother interdimensional plane

[silver pecan]

iirc there was also one with like halsey and paramore

[thick hatch]

i used to love these

but

now that i listen to them

[silver pecan]

BIG back in the day

[thick hatch]

i would like to shove a chopstick in my ear

huge back in the day but they aged soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo poorly

[mellow merlin]

it used to be so much better?? what is the science behind this

[swift vapor]

car radio's first verse with brendan's "ohwoah oh oh" is abysmal

i can't stand it

i'm hard of hearing and can still hear way too well for comfort

[silver pecan]

real

back when that was dropped it changed my life

but now im like 🤔

[red sphinx]

ew why does it kinda go hard

[silver pecan]

MF THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqLEIwONJc4&ab_channel=CryDead

[mellow merlin]

my memory is deceiving me

[red sphinx]

we're all just level farming at this rate

[past sleet]

How are you all still at this

[red sphinx]

this is the yap fest of all time

idek

[silver pecan]

about 1/3 of the point

[red sphinx]

yeah LOL

[mellow merlin]

didn’t even know that got you levels

[red sphinx]

yapping earns you levels

the more you yap the more active you seem to be

[silver pecan]

thats why nico replies to you when you level up

[red sphinx]

yea

[swift vapor]

that's why you send a theory in seventeen parts not one long novel

(i have been diagnosed with big brain disease)

[mellow merlin]

like for part two!!!

[silver pecan]

i love engagement farming here

i just gottaq say like

[red sphinx]

I'm just waiting for level 10 so I can get colors heehee

[silver pecan]

house of gold sucks

[red sphinx]

SIGH

[swift vapor]

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

YOU'RE SO WRONG

[silver pecan]

me but level 20

[swift vapor]

HOUSE OF GOLD IS AMAZING

[red sphinx]

real af

[mellow merlin]

BROOOO

HOT TAKE RIGHT HEREEEEE

[red sphinx]

💀💀

[swift vapor]

[silver pecan]

regional at blue im coming for u

[ivory root]

yea same

even though orange is the only color there i like

i just wanna feel like i accomplished something

[swift vapor]

i have orange

im just not using it

[silver pecan]

and u have blue

smh

[red sphinx]

anything but this off white
anything please god

[mellow merlin]

i hate seeing other people happy

[silver pecan]

i kinda dont like the green either

[red sphinx]

LMAO

[silver pecan]

but i only had 3 options

[swift vapor]

i need firebreather so i can get yellow or mint

[red sphinx]

ong

[mellow merlin]

BANDITO GREEN 🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️🫡🫡

[silver pecan]

and leave me behind smh

[swift vapor]

bye

[red sphinx]

bye lol

[mellow merlin]

see ya

[silver pecan]

[swift vapor]

Ludwig outro be like

[mellow merlin]

whats a ludwig

[red sphinx]

[swift vapor]

youtuber

[mellow merlin]

slash j

[red sphinx]

ludwig van beethoven duhh

[ivory root]

yknow the more i see regional at blue the less i hate it

[swift vapor]

oh

[ivory root]

but usually i like brighter colors

[swift vapor]

nicest thing Ben's said to me all day

[ivory root]

i feel like the orange would look good w my pfp tho

[red sphinx]

it's a good jorts kinda blue

[ivory root]

its not even directed at you

[mellow merlin]

LMAOO

[swift vapor]

still claiming it

[ivory root]

but take your Ws where you can ig

[swift vapor]

i can and i will

[silver pecan]

underrated

[mellow merlin]

peace and love everybody

[silver pecan]

new song battle beethoven or mozart

[red sphinx]

who's your favorite classical composer chat

[mellow merlin]

id say beethoven

i was in a beethoven moshpit once

[red sphinx]

mozart would be a memelord if he lived in this era

[silver pecan]

from the older dudes id say claude debussy

[swift vapor]

hans zimmer

[red sphinx]

tasteful

[mellow merlin]

maybe it was mozart idk

[silver pecan]

i bring to the table: john williams

[red sphinx]

I'm a tchaikovsky & vivaldi kinda guy

[mellow merlin]

i dont know my classical composers

[silver pecan]

TCHAIK MENTION

[swift vapor]

i bring to the table: animal crossing

[red sphinx]

me when I listen to the nutcracker for the 74964826th time

[ivory root]

second fav gay russian

[red sphinx]

fr

[ivory root]

#1 is myself

[mellow merlin]

david bowie 🙏

[ivory root]

hes not russian

[silver pecan]

Gustavo Santaolalla solos game music

[mellow merlin]

yeah hes my favourite gay russian

[swift vapor]

okay now you guys are making names up

[silver pecan]

tchaik was a marching show i did and im always like tchaikdadsky

[mellow merlin]

he might not be russian, but he is gay russian

[swift vapor]

band kid 🤓

[red sphinx]

band kid spotted

[silver pecan]

get gud at classical composer names idk

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im graduated i dont do band anymore

[swift vapor]

theater kids better

(literally second worst behind band kids only)

[silver pecan]

consider: i was also a theatre kid

[swift vapor]

oh

[red sphinx]

it's ok I'm taking a class on the history of theatre and now I'm stuck with theater kids

[swift vapor]

i was only theater

[mellow merlin]

i was in the gsa 😞

[silver pecan]

no gsa at catholic schools 🤪

i did crew tho

[red sphinx]

theatre kids are almost as bad as the anime kids ngl

[swift vapor]

being a guy in high school theater in the midwest means i have fantastic roles

[red sphinx]

ok true

[swift vapor]

i played Lumiere in beauty and the beast

I played Scrooge in A Christmas Carol

[silver pecan]

means 1) every mf girl there tried to date u or b) gay.

[red sphinx]

amazing

[swift vapor]

I played Troy MF Bolton

[mellow merlin]

america moment

[red sphinx]

america🦅🇺🇲🔥💪

[silver pecan]

i was the sea in the little mermaid jr once

[swift vapor]

ummmm option C i only had one high school girlfriend and everyone THOUGHT i was gay and i'm literally not

[silver pecan]

people in my band thought i was a lesbian so felt.

[ivory root]

mfs worried about do you like men or do you like women ,,,, bitch i like ME

[vivid axle]

LEVEL UP: You are now level 18!

[mellow merlin]

WOOO

[ivory root]

ok bye guys seeya

[red sphinx]

yeah everyone at my hs thought I was gay too

[swift vapor]

apparently in Indiana wearing black skinny jeans and being in theater makes you a homosexual

[red sphinx]

yeah.

[ivory root]

purpose accomplished i can fuck off to my sewing now

[mellow merlin]

i dropped out of high school n just went to college instead

great decision

[silver pecan]

the one dude i know from indiana who wore black skinny jeans and did theatre... is gay

[bitter portal]

not just indiana 💞

[red sphinx]

college better

[silver pecan]

my uni had a theatre school so no theatre for us plebs

[swift vapor]

i will beat the allegations in july when i acquire a wife

[red sphinx]

L

[swift vapor]

acquire a wife is such a weird fkn way to say that LOL

[silver pecan]

beard.

[swift vapor]

LISTEN

[mellow merlin]

how does one ‘acquire a wife’

[silver pecan]

its okay nick

we will still support you

[swift vapor]

marry the woman i've been engaged to for a year

[red sphinx]

step 1 get off discord

[mellow merlin]

drop tutorial plz

[swift vapor]

again. LISTEN

[silver pecan]

step 1 touch grass

[swift vapor]

step 2 be tall

[mellow merlin]

fuck

[red sphinx]

step 3 get a job

[silver pecan]

nick 4'3" confirmed

[mellow merlin]

i got 3 jobs does that count

[swift vapor]

i can see your bald spot

[red sphinx]

that's crazy

[silver pecan]

ION EVEN HAVE A BALD SPOT

[red sphinx]

I see it too, can confirm

[swift vapor]

i hate to break it to you....

[silver pecan]

nooo

[mellow merlin]

yep its there

[swift vapor]

LMAO

[silver pecan]

not my luscious red hair

[swift vapor]

EW

[mellow merlin]

yikes

[swift vapor]

REDHEAD IN CHAT

[red sphinx]

a ginger...

[swift vapor]

NO SOUL

[mellow merlin]

take that back right now

(me too)

[red sphinx]

ok ed sheeran

[silver pecan]

nick said band + theatre + GINGER???

[swift vapor]

i'm not ginger?

[silver pecan]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[swift vapor]

what

[mellow merlin]

pack it up ed sheeran

[swift vapor]

nvm i have -2 brain cells

[silver pecan]

ab me numb nut

[swift vapor]

yup

i got it now

[mellow merlin]

pick a struggle

[swift vapor]

why nut singular

[red sphinx]

lug nut

[silver pecan]

im queer too

[swift vapor]

that was so offensively specific

[silver pecan]

i cant pick, guys

[swift vapor]

aren't you engaged

to a guy

sounds like you picked guys

[red sphinx]

punctuation is very important

[silver pecan]

i am in fact engaged to a guy

[mellow merlin]

fucked up

[red sphinx]

imagine being engaged

[silver pecan]

ik men suck

[red sphinx]

grown adult activities

[swift vapor]

....

[mellow merlin]

REAL (im so alone)

[swift vapor]

what do you consider a grown adult

[silver pecan]

nick u gotta understand he lied to me yesterday

[red sphinx]

REAL (same)

[swift vapor]

abt what

"we have milk left" and there's only an inch of milk left

[silver pecan]

why he went to microcenter

he still wont tell me

[swift vapor]

cheating on you with a GPU

[red sphinx]

maybe 25 when your noggin stops cooking
engagement just sounds like a very Grown Up thing

[mellow merlin]

size doesnt matter

[swift vapor]

wym an inch is literally so much milk

arguably too much

[red sphinx]

it's average

[silver pecan]

last time he came back with a meta quest 3 so i dont trust him

[swift vapor]

i'm 22

[red sphinx]

most people have about an inch of milk left

[silver pecan]

its a perfect amount

[silver pecan]

also when is ur bday

am i older than you

[swift vapor]

early december

so probably

[silver pecan]

[red sphinx]

insane

[silver pecan]

nvm i never asked

[mellow merlin]

reality check

[swift vapor]

when's yours

[silver pecan]

two weeks

[red sphinx]

snapped out of delusions

[swift vapor]

nooooo

i'll be along in the 22 club

[red sphinx]

old

[mellow merlin]

back at it again

[silver pecan]

ha bozo

[red sphinx]

L imagine having been on earth for that long
practically a fossil

[mellow merlin]

REAL (im only 3 yrs younger)

[red sphinx]

(I'm barely younger)

[silver pecan]

earlier pluto talked about being 23 like its dust age

i was like bro

[red sphinx]

LMFAO are we like the same age

[swift vapor]

3 yrs younger and barely younger are not the same thing

[silver pecan]

most people here are 17-25 i think

[red sphinx]

im 18
bday in early september

[swift vapor]

motes who has living breathing actual children

[mellow merlin]

i already got back pain and bad knees im basically geriatric

[red sphinx]

for real on god

[silver pecan]

also resident boomer

[swift vapor]

what's a jerry attic

[mellow merlin]

the guy living in my attic 😕

[red sphinx]

you'll find out soon enough

[silver pecan]

wait everyone say hi to lillian

[swift vapor]

no

[red sphinx]

nope idk who that is

[swift vapor]

stranger danger fr

[red sphinx]

stranger danger

[silver pecan]

boo nick

[red sphinx]

ong

[mellow merlin]

hm

[swift vapor]

bengals fan spotted

[red sphinx]

oh holy moly that's scary bro
I ain't saying hi

[mellow merlin]

america moment

[silver pecan]

AND WHAT ABOUT IT

[red sphinx]

ok what country are You from

[swift vapor]

nothing bad at all. rip burrow, unfortunate end to 2023 season

[mellow merlin]

the netherlands

[swift vapor]

my fiance's family is from just outside cincinnati so they're all bengals fans. i like them a lot too

[red sphinx]

imagine

[swift vapor]

but i'm an eagles fan technically

[silver pecan]

super bowl next year trust

[mellow merlin]

nothing to imagine

[red sphinx]

can't imagine 🙏

[silver pecan]

omg where near cincy

[swift vapor]

fly high jason kelce (he is 36 and alive and well)

[swift vapor]

super tiny town technically in Indiana, right at the corner between IN OH and KY

[mellow merlin]

whats a jason kelce

[silver pecan]

bearcat 4 lyfe 🥰

[silver pecan]

west harrison?

[swift vapor]

Vevay Indiana

[silver pecan]

one of my friends is from west harrison

[red sphinx]

idk anything about sports

[silver pecan]

ah i don’t know where that is

[swift vapor]

just say "go sportsball"

[red sphinx]

GO SPORTSBALL 🔥🇺🇲🦅💪🙏‼️😍

wait does that mean something

[mellow merlin]

is that a slur

[swift vapor]

slowly doxxing myself and my family and her family over this album rollout

[swift vapor]

yes

[red sphinx]

oh

[silver pecan]

😭

[mellow merlin]

damn bro thats fucked up 😕

[red sphinx]

crazy fr

[swift vapor]

cancel toad

can't believe they said that

just insensitive tbh

[red sphinx]

[silver pecan]

omg !!

[mellow merlin]

banned

[silver pecan]

how could u

mods it’s this one!

[red sphinx]

im so cancelled

I said sp*rtsb*ll

or was go the slur

[vivid axle]

LEVEL UP: You are now level 6!

[red sphinx]

oh hell yeah

mission complete

[swift vapor]

nico encouraging bad behavior

smh my head

[red sphinx]

nico encouraging slurs

[silver pecan]

nico the goat but also my enemy

[red sphinx]

yeah

[mellow merlin]

live laugh nico

[silver pecan]

bro encourages slurs but then confirmed 3/21 single

[mellow merlin]

pick a struggle nico

[swift vapor]

altguy would never

[novel edge]

Should be a T shirt

[red sphinx]

he has controversial opinions but sometimes he helps the theorizers ig 🙏

[mellow merlin]

ALTGUY MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️🫡🫡🫡

[silver pecan]

feeds into our delusions

[red sphinx]

so real of him

[swift vapor]

how many messages are we up to in here

[red sphinx]

nico would never reality check us

4.5k

[mellow merlin]

4500

[silver pecan]

4576

[swift vapor]

hell yeah

[red sphinx]

the way we all answered

[swift vapor]

5k is within sight

[mellow merlin]

true sheep

[silver pecan]

farming messages

[swift vapor]

idk why but neither desktop nor mobile gives me the little blue number

[red sphinx]

[silver pecan]

tryna get that number up

[mellow merlin]

skill issue tbh

[silver pecan]

i can see it on desktop and mobile

sexism

[swift vapor]

based

[red sphinx]

based on what

sexism?

[mellow merlin]

yes

[swift vapor]

a dichotomy

it's 2024 we need a panotomy

i made that word up

[silver pecan]

discord is for the girls not boys eew

[swift vapor]

i

uhh

erm

[silver pecan]

it’s okay nick remember you’re an indiana theatre boy aka gay!

[mellow merlin]

ginger

[silver pecan]

BAHA

[red sphinx]

yeah the gays and the girls that's it
idk why they're being mean to you bro

🫚

[swift vapor]

gay automatically means not boy now

[red sphinx]

yes

[silver pecan]

wokeism

[red sphinx]

👨‍🦰

[mellow merlin]

we’re entering dangerous territory here

[mellow merlin]

picture of me irl

[silver pecan]

all jokes i promise

[swift vapor]

i can tell you all vote librarian

[red sphinx]

too many gingers in one place
it's basically ireland

[swift vapor]

my family's irish

[mellow merlin]

id like to have a moustache

[silver pecan]

i pay my taxes to the mf library i should be able to use it!

[mellow merlin]

this is the most offensive thing you’ve said yet

[red sphinx]

im so offended

[swift vapor]

WE SHOULD BUILD A MALL 🇺🇸 🦅

[mellow merlin]

fucked up bro….

[silver pecan]

what if i have german heritage

[red sphinx]

PARKING LOT 🔥🔥

[red sphinx]

I don't think I can make that joke

[silver pecan]

with a mcdonald’s !!

[swift vapor]

was holding my breath hoping no one would....

[silver pecan]

COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL

[swift vapor]

let's all just

roll right on past that

[silver pecan]

yea

[red sphinx]

yeaaaahh

[mellow merlin]

good idea

[swift vapor]

whoever the fuck invented an A&W/Long John Silvers combo was on fentanyl

i swear

[red sphinx]

[silver pecan]

real

[red sphinx]

realest thing ever

[silver pecan]

what’s the new one they’re coming out with

i can’t remember

[swift vapor]

i don't know or what to know

[mellow merlin]

idk what any of that means but YEAH

[red sphinx]

I'm scared

[silver pecan]

but also dunkin/baskin robins goated

[swift vapor]

roughly translates to RAHHHHH AMERICA DIABETES PROCESSED FOOD SHIT YOUR ENTIRE ASS

[swift vapor]

honestly

[novel edge]

Facts

[swift vapor]

still will make me shit my entire ass but at least it's worth it

[mellow merlin]

no yeah i did get that far

i ❤️ europe

[swift vapor]

me too

[red sphinx]

europe ♥️

[swift vapor]

(i have never been)

[red sphinx]

(never been either)

[mellow merlin]

america moment

[swift vapor]

(i have the international cultural iq of a snail)

[silver pecan]

i can’t find who just announced a combo store

but someone did

[mellow merlin]

once again, america moment

[silver pecan]

also i’ve been to france and italy so suck it

[swift vapor]

RAHHHHH 🇺🇸

i've been to canada

but that doesn't count

i'll go to mexico for my honeymoon

[silver pecan]

i’ve been to canada

[swift vapor]

but cancun so it also doesn't count

[mellow merlin]

yeah ok u got the entirety of europe

[red sphinx]

I have a passport cuz I wanted to go to russia and then the war happened and um yeah

[silver pecan]

went to the paramount park there when it was open

[swift vapor]

joint spanish/french class field trip is really the full experience

[silver pecan]

yea i’d say i know everything /j

latin class field trip !!

[swift vapor]

i didn't go with my school. too 'spensive

[mellow merlin]

spensivr

[silver pecan]

i did all the cringe high school things

[red sphinx]

europe is so tiny I bet I could see it all in the span of a california road trip

[silver pecan]

except robotics

[silver pecan]

likely

[red sphinx]

quite

[mellow merlin]

Yeah okay if i want to drive from one side of the country to the other side it would take me like 3 hrs MAX

[swift vapor]

if you're in the UK you can get to france germany or the netherlands in like 45 minutes

if you're in the US you can drive for three hours plus and still be in the same fkn state

[red sphinx]

CRAZY

[silver pecan]

takes more than 3 hours to get to the other side of my state

[mellow merlin]

everything is a 30min train ride

[swift vapor]

what's a train

[red sphinx]

oh yeah fr. I'm from cali, you can drive for over 15 hours one direction and still be in the same state

[mellow merlin]

point and laugh everyone

[silver pecan]

the thing they have at the zoo

[red sphinx]

cali is long

[swift vapor]

cincinnati zoo train ride is goated

[red sphinx]

trains are so goated

[silver pecan]

REAL

cincinnati zoo goated

kings island goated

[red sphinx]

never been but I love zoos

[silver pecan]

cincinnati goated

[swift vapor]

went to kings island with my middle school. a ride broke with one of the boys at the top of it. we were stuck there an extra three hours

[red sphinx]

now this'll blow your minds
I was in columbus ohio in 2011
can I just say the zoo there is also based

[mellow merlin]

i lost my id card do u think the government is gonna be mad

[red sphinx]

yes

[silver pecan]

i got stuck on drop tower last time i was there

[swift vapor]

no, the government always has your best interest at heart. not the type to take advantage of citizens or charge unnecessary money

[silver pecan]

my college roommate used to work there

[mellow merlin]

i reckon they won’t be, i still have my passport

[frosty siren]

This fucking hurts i actually don't know what to pick

[red sphinx]

LUCKY
I wanna work at a zoo :(

[red sphinx]

oh right the poll

[frosty siren]

😭

[silver pecan]

she worked at the starbs :(

[swift vapor]

hourly reminder that this is a DISCUSSION ABOUT THE SONG BATTLE

[mellow merlin]

work at a music venue instead, better

[silver pecan]

my sister works at a sanctuary though

[red sphinx]

same thing

[frosty siren]

i love both songs far too much

god

[mellow merlin]

WRONG

[silver pecan]

real

[mellow merlin]

abstain from voting

[silver pecan]

yea where do u live that zoo =concert venue

[frosty siren]

ive sobbed to both of them an equal amount of times

[frosty siren]

i refuse. i Must pick

[silver pecan]

anathema

[mellow merlin]

combi store

[red sphinx]

music venue = zoo

[swift vapor]

i think the joke was that having to corral that many people at once is a "zoo"

[red sphinx]

yes thanks

[silver pecan]

ohh

😃

[swift vapor]

that being said i wanna see twenty one pilots perform in the penguin exhibit at the cincy zoo

[frosty siren]

how did the discussion derail so badly

[mellow merlin]

i was working at rick astley today

[silver pecan]

REAL

during the penguin walk !!!

[sacred violet]

tyler's active

[swift vapor]

it's been off track (train joke) since 12:01

[swift vapor]

what

explain

[red sphinx]

I wanna see the penguins dance and squeak and flap their flippers to tøp too 🙏

[silver pecan]

at the zoo in the penguin exhibit singing songs

[sacred violet]

posted on his story

[frosty siren]

wouldn't it be too loud for the penguins :(((

[red sphinx]

oh maybe :((

[mellow merlin]

lol wtf is that

[silver pecan]

BAHAHA WHAT IS THAT

[red sphinx]

oh that's amazing

[swift vapor]

HIC MENTIONED THOUGH

[silver pecan]

most normal top edit

yay hic!!

mf auto correct

[frosty siren]

ok. ok im gonna vote for anathema .

[sacred violet]

don't do that

[frosty siren]

maybe. actually i should go listen to truce again it's been a bit

[silver pecan]

do it

[mellow merlin]

me n who

[swift vapor]

i love how the conversation reached SONG BATTLE THREAD BEFORE VERIFIED

[red sphinx]

we're just based like that 🤑🤑🫰

[mellow merlin]

song battle #14

[swift vapor]

how many messages we at

[frosty siren]

too many

[mellow merlin]

47

[swift vapor]

i'm leaving at 5k i have so much stuff to get done

[mellow merlin]

00

[silver pecan]

were the real verified

[red sphinx]

for reals

once it's 5k I dip

[silver pecan]

4766

[frosty siren]

that fucking exam

[swift vapor]

verified-songbattle

[frosty siren]

i failed it right before they changed it 😭😭😭😭

[silver pecan]

once it’s 5k nobody talk here again

[swift vapor]

and NOBODY say anything tomorrow

[red sphinx]

"14/15" 👎👎👎

[frosty siren]

YEAH

[swift vapor]

let's keep tomorrow to less than 100 messages

[sacred violet]

this thread has made history

[mellow merlin]

where’s the quiz

[silver pecan]

i think i’ve taken the verf quiz like 20 times total

[swift vapor]

idk ask pluto

[red sphinx]

/apply verifiedtheories

[swift vapor]

he's CEO of this thread tbh

[red sphinx]

in commands

[frosty siren]

real

[mellow merlin]

/apply verifiedsongbattles

[silver pecan]

let him rest

[red sphinx]

LOL

[swift vapor]

bro needed a nap

[silver pecan]

honk mimimimi

[red sphinx]

quiz to make sure you have good opinions

[warped pebble]

Love the new Tyler story, Josh as a baby and then random fan arts etc

[proud nimbus]

This is the first one I'm calling sweep on, Truce is The Song

[silver pecan]

real

[swift vapor]

ben failed

[silver pecan]

🥲

[red sphinx]

L

[silver pecan]

what 😭

[swift vapor]

he said he likes the fanfic

[silver pecan]

nick i like that you posted them in verified and then nobody has said anything

0hours since forest fic mention

[swift vapor]

verified scares me

not actually i'll get up to some heinous activities in there

[red sphinx]

I honestly liked the way they used color to talk about things in that fic

[silver pecan]

lord knows tomorrow it’ll be filled with delusions since it’s wednesday

[swift vapor]

0sec since forest fic mentioned

[silver pecan]

lowkey you’re so right but it’s ruined that idea for me forever

[red sphinx]

nah real

[swift vapor]

"NoT a SoUnD oN wEdNeSdAy"

[red sphinx]

it's such a cool idea but also GOD NO but also it's cool but at the same time

[mellow merlin]

bad song mentioned

[swift vapor]

not falling for it not falling for it not falling for it

[red sphinx]

not falling for it

[silver pecan]

if it hadn’t been a fanfic man

[red sphinx]

fr

[swift vapor]

love Saturday but the fact that the chorus mentions HALF THE DAYS OF THE WEEK means release date theories have been a shitshow ever since

[silver pecan]

😭

[red sphinx]

real

[silver pecan]

real tho

[swift vapor]

"nooo they can't ever do anything on wednesday because NOT A SOUND ON WEDNESDAY' man stfu

[mellow merlin]

real + its a terrible generic grocery store song

[red sphinx]

he really just said half of them

hush your mouth

[silver pecan]

maybe we need to rage to reach 5000

[swift vapor]

me when i was 7 because i wasn't allowed to say shut up

[red sphinx]

me

[silver pecan]

200 more to go

[red sphinx]

😼

ok what to yap about next

[swift vapor]

idk we keep losing people

there's only four of us left

[silver pecan]

we can do it

[swift vapor]

i'm so tired

and i have so much work to do

[red sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/josh-spinning-thumbs-up-gif-14492742

we can do it guys

[mellow merlin]

keep believing

[swift vapor]

Overcompensate dance referenced

[red sphinx]

gasp

[silver pecan]

i don’t wanna spam though cause i want those sweet levels

[mellow merlin]

today 5yrs ago was my bandito tour show 🙏

[swift vapor]

i still don't know how nico's leveling works

[red sphinx]

me either

[silver pecan]

iirc you only get score like once a minute or something

[red sphinx]

insane

[silver pecan]

and the messages have to be a certain length

[swift vapor]

that can't be possible tho

[silver pecan]

forever ago there was info on it

[swift vapor]

because I've gotten over 400 points today. and no where near 400 separate minutes of messaging

[red sphinx]

they have to have changed it then cuz I swear I've just said stuff like "ok" and he counted it

[silver pecan]

maybe that was just for loc

[mellow merlin]

Nico is biased anyways

[proud nimbus]

Bro what even are levels and what are they for I'm so confused

[red sphinx]

nico is based yeah

[silver pecan]

since it was spammy asf

[swift vapor]

color roles is basically their only current use

[mellow merlin]

NOT what i said

[silver pecan]

getting colors and fire breathers

[swift vapor]

or if you get to level 40 you can apply to be firebreather

yeah that

[red sphinx]

I think it's level 20 now right

[swift vapor]

no

FB is level 40

[red sphinx]

ok im dumb

[mellow merlin]

im going for the Tøp verified role 🫡🫡🫡

[red sphinx]

real

[swift vapor]

what's that even mean

[red sphinx]

idk

[mellow merlin]

idk i want it

[red sphinx]

bro wants to be the third member

what instrument will you play

[swift vapor]

and the dema role you can get from nico

[silver pecan]

i lowkey want the dema one

[red sphinx]

you have the bandito role

[mellow merlin]

im practically josh, i own his email

[red sphinx]

crazy

[proud nimbus]

He gonna play accordion actually

[swift vapor]

yeah i knew that i'm just dumb

[red sphinx]

he's gonna play spoons

percussion²

[mellow merlin]

sounds good

[silver pecan]

i thought top verified was also like top in the server

[red sphinx]

oh maybe

[mellow merlin]

no

[swift vapor]

does it mean you had the most messages in a week or something

like the /econ top

[silver pecan]

idk

[mellow merlin]

no its just ppl associated with 21p

[swift vapor]

oh

[silver pecan]

oh

[swift vapor]

so literally just the band and mark

[mellow merlin]

yeha

[red sphinx]

crazy

[swift vapor]

what about common fren

how does that work

[silver pecan]

i thought that was based on the amount of messages in a week or smth

but like over the period of a month or something

i don’t remember

[mellow merlin]

used to be a thing u could get out of shop i believe

[silver pecan]

ever since they took down the channel with role explanations i have no idea

[swift vapor]

we need more roles in the shop

besides just colors

shop is boring when you have to be chronically online to unlock anything more than just grey and green

[mellow merlin]

certain amount of daily’s (?)

[silver pecan]

like rich af!!

i remember when you could buy that

[frosty siren]

im too bad at talking to gain levels lol i hate being Visible in big servers

[silver pecan]

i saw someone with a song role and i was like WHAT

[swift vapor]

i know right

[mellow merlin]

OH YEAH

i forgor abt those

[swift vapor]

give me My Blood

[silver pecan]

i want anathema

or truce

[frosty siren]

shit

[swift vapor]

oh dear lord

[silver pecan]

🤌

[frosty siren]

i need to vote

[swift vapor]

still haven't voted

probably won't

[mellow merlin]

CHOOSE

[swift vapor]

audre voted anathema

iirc

[silver pecan]

yee

[frosty siren]

if i could get a song role I'd get kitchen sink 💪

[mellow merlin]

REAL

[frosty siren]

that's my favorite song by them ever tbh

[mellow merlin]

70 more messages guys come on

[fast phoenix]

i picked anathema on a listen

[frosty siren]

truce...

the piano...

[fast phoenix]

i rlly do like truce as a community song and i almost picked it but i think the message of anathema got me

[silver pecan]

both of them deserve a win

[red sphinx]

vote the one with lower votes 🔥

[fast phoenix]

true

[silver pecan]

WHOOOO

[mellow merlin]

can u see that

[red sphinx]

yes

[mellow merlin]

what the fuck

[silver pecan]

what how

[frosty siren]

just total votes

[red sphinx]

I think. wait I might be mixing it up

[swift vapor]

huhhh

[red sphinx]

no

[frosty siren]

not each one

[swift vapor]

lol

[fast phoenix]

i love the piano its my favourite part its why i almost voted cus the intrumental is my fav part

[red sphinx]

I'm stupid

[frosty siren]

yeah it always gets me

[mellow merlin]

wbk

[red sphinx]

smh

you can see the reactions tho

[mellow merlin]

yeah

[fast phoenix]

making me think over my choice though

[swift vapor]

the reactions havent been very correcvt so far tho

[frosty siren]

yeah but thats not how you vote

[fast phoenix]

reactions are only a small amount of people who do it

[silver pecan]

AYYO WE ALMOST THERE

[red sphinx]

yeah

[swift vapor]

5k LETS GOOOOO

[silver pecan]

40 more!

[red sphinx]

ALMOST TO 5K

[swift vapor]

FINAL STRETCH

[mellow merlin]

man i got a headache ima go to bed after hitting 5k

[swift vapor]

then i delete discord

[mellow merlin]

BET DO IT

[red sphinx]

then I go outside, I do my laundry

[silver pecan]

i’m gonna play the sims ‼️

[swift vapor]

why do you do laundry outside

[mellow merlin]

yawn

[frosty siren]

its almost 8pm im chilling

[mellow merlin]

so it dries

????

[red sphinx]

are you saying you don't have a clothesline

[fast phoenix]

im revoting for truce 😭 i cant get past it

[mellow merlin]

booooo

[swift vapor]

i absolutely do not have a clothesline

i have a washing machine

[frosty siren]

omfg i changed ur mind

[swift vapor]

and a dryer

[red sphinx]

lame

[swift vapor]

like a normal red white and blue blooded american

[mellow merlin]

BOOO do u hate the environment??

[red sphinx]

it saves so much electricity

[silver pecan]

we got a new dryer when i moved !!

[swift vapor]

yes

[silver pecan]

it sings

[wanton forge]

Holy heck why are there 5000 messages in this thread

[frosty siren]

i still cannot decide what to vote

[fast phoenix]

it made me rethink tyler singing it live and its so peak

[swift vapor]

DID WE MAKE IT

[red sphinx]

no reason...

[mellow merlin]

almost

[wanton forge]

Y'all this is not Hometown

[mellow merlin]

5 more

[swift vapor]

IT IS NOW

[silver pecan]

🙄🙄

[red sphinx]

WOOO