#Answer here - 40 (if you crashed in the Amazon...)
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id probably die
sing timber by pitbull mid decent in the air
find wonder woman because it is amazon rainforest afterall /j
i would just drown myself rather than being eaten by carnivorous wildlife
id wake up
id stop imagining 💯
die probably
I would sell the amazon to show the country that you're from is where the world should want to be
i would simply not grab the oxygen masks that fall down
i’m not experiencing what dying in a plane crash feels like
hopefully die on impact, i don't wanna have to deal with fighting a jaguar or something
Find a way to die so I don’t have to suffer in the jungle.
Ask Jeff Bezos to help bc he owns Amazon
Hm.. cry. Cry a bit more. Realize that crying isn’t helping. Cry more cuz I’m completely useless against nature, and eventually end up hiding in a tree or something crying until someone realizes that I’ve been on my “vacation” too long so they try to look for me and find me.. dead in the tree..
die
pull a yellowjackets
I'd try my best not to die....but I would die anyway.
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check for lacerations and injuries, make a crutch if needed. use the seat cloth to tie up any bleeding.
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recce the ruins of the plane for food and fuel. check if anyone else is alive. salvage some parts and remove them from the crash.
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search for potable water or the nearest riverlet. gather water from there in a camper or a water bottle. next, navigate to the highest point in vicinity. all this while surviving on airline food.
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if any sign of civilization, follow the trail. if it is almost dusk, then bring the salvaged plane parts to the nearest clearing or by the side of a tree.
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clear the place of any leaves and cover it with cloth from the plane. as there is nearly know dry wood or lint, use the plane fuel to ignite a fire, then feeding it slightly less damp wood. the only way to ignite a fire is with a lighter or flint.
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dig a hole for the campfire and surround it with stones to be used for cooking. sleep against the tree with a stick in hand or a knife.
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eat food from the plane, or else look for any easy prey. if not, then go to the nearest riverlet and set up a trap for fishes with cloth and poke the trapped fish to take them out.
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cook the fish and eat. remove ANY remaining food or bones and place them far away. put the leftover meat in dry cloth and hang it as far away as possible from the campfire.
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bathe to remove scent of meat. boil the water you had. go to the next highest point and scout out a larger river. try and make it there with all your stuff. set up base near it.
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hopefully get rescued.
damn
btw guys, surviving the crash is part of the scenery so you can't just say you'd die from the the crash
but i would die cause i'd probably end up getting eaten by an animal in the rainforest
Scream
tigers. in amazon rainforest.
jaguars as an animal are a W
yeah I have no idea where any animals are from
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY
sory my demons
hope to die 😭
i die
every time i see this i think of the version i saw where venom had a dick
i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it
sorry bue
MY WEIRD FRIEND SENT IT IN A SERVER I DIDNT WANT TO SEE IT IT WAS DISGUSTING I HATED IT
Panic and then die
lord of the flies
I'd die most likely especially since rules on planes are so strict lol!
lord of the flies type shit except i lead the cult killing everyone >:)
c*nnibalism
lets not fuck around
i would get people with me to start building a raft or some sos sign in the sand
eventually we would get hungry and i will be the first to cave into eating somebody
you in the amazon
Not the ocean
Oh shit
yeah
i immediately thought desert island
hmm
idk... eat bark and stay lawless
wow
kill jeff bezos so i could escape
Jeff Bezos joke was already made
still not funny
I'd go home. No way am I sticking around with the insects.
this thread has showed me how bad the average discord clique user is at geography
dwop came up with the most sane answer
I'm not bad at geography
I just have no idea where tigers live
Thats physical geography bro
no tigers in africa
tigers live in southeast asia, siberia and parts of oceania. they used to be in eastern europe, middle east and central asia too
not in africa
i cant even trust you
the only one who has not let me down is my bro @upbeat rose
I mistook them with cheetahs 😿
it ok sob
cry
celebrate because living ina rainforest has been one of my biggest dreams nature is awesomes
Ngl I’d probably be eaten by a fucking snake
snakes dont eat people 💀
or at least not grown adults
just like
little kids and babies
big snakes i mean
yeah their throats aren't that big
if they consider you a threat they will just try to kill you
not eat you
pull my 28,000 kilos of cheez itz out of my back pocket
that was probably why it crashed wasnt it
Be happy to have a reason to use my survival skills which I just learned and included using parts of an airplane
Die.
pro: i learned all my survival skills from the novel hatchet
con: when i crash land i do not have a hatchet
Gather food and water and make shelter and make a fire so I can survive until I get rescued
Get wood
this isnt minecraft
life is minecraft
minecraft vr
new texture pack
i will punch you in the mouth
thx
Wait for merciful death
die becaasue theres poisonous shit there
die becaasue theres poisenis shit there
