🎥Five Nights at Freddy's

[knotty wolf]

or any Evil Dead movie

[sage brook]

it was blood

[uneven flint]

barely any blood

[sage brook]

it was a fair amount

[uneven flint]

which is good

[sage brook]

and it wasnt unecessary

it showed the damage the animatronics do

[uneven flint]

yes

[sage brook]

which

is pretty heavy

[uneven flint]

the ending was kinda rushed tho ngl

compared to the rest of the movie.

[sage brook]

uhhhhh

yeah

a bit of filler

[uneven flint]

and that reveal of afton was pretty obvious

[sage brook]

okay

thats how context clues work

[knotty wolf]

Fillers would actually do this movie justice probably

Flesh out these subplots

[sage brook]

Yeah

[nocturne ruin]

Still funny asf that the animatronics are controlled by a doodle

[sage brook]

nah nah

[uneven flint]

thats actually my main problem with the movie. they gave the main villain a human body.

when they revealed, all the tention went poof

[sage brook]

cause it makes sense

[sage brook]

well

heres the thing

the fact they are controlled with a drawing truly reflects how what they see is reality

[uneven flint]

maybe something like a show would work

[sage brook]

and also that they are children

[knotty wolf]

like I said, FNAF is like Dune '84

Too much story for it's runtime

[sage brook]

well

hold on

lets think

[uneven flint]

nah imma sleep

[sage brook]

would you rather the main villain be a emotionless animatronic

or a actual person with real motivations

[uneven flint]

not emotionless. but an animatronic, yea.

[sage brook]

and a person who has connections to the main character

the only thing

I have to complain about this movie

[uneven flint]

if it was his soul, that couldve worked.

[sage brook]

what the fuck was golden freddy

like

[uneven flint]

it's still a 3/5, which is pretty good

[sage brook]

they didnt explain him

which is probably for the better

I'd say it was a solid 8/10

good actors

good story

good amounts of blood

not enough character development

honestley good villain

[sudden orchid]

Is just bloody images not satisfying graphic gory onscreen

[sage brook]

not all movies need to show gore

in this case

[sudden orchid]

It will be 0.5/5 to me worst 2023 movie and worst game adaptation alll time

[uneven flint]

worse than the original mortal kombat?

[sage brook]

worse than the original mario movie?

[sudden orchid]

On horror movies it deserves to be graphically gory to the satisfaction and scares

[sage brook]

No it doesnt

[uneven flint]

mother, you are alive!

[sage brook]

cause that takes away from the plot

[uneven flint]

not really, no.

[sage brook]

The movie handled it well

[latent pawn]

https://fxtwitter.com/jason_blum/status/1718313971865006317

[uneven flint]

a slasher movie does, yes.

[sage brook]

it wasnt excessive

and it was realistic

[tropic mural]

Bruh, FNAF is literally for children. This ain’t SAW

[sudden orchid]

Worst than Resident Evil Welcome to Raccoon City

[sudden orchid]

Emma Tammi get away from my horror genre

[sage brook]

Worse than postal?

[sudden orchid]

Yes

[sage brook]

(jk i loved postal)

[thorny mauve]

army of darkness is practically a pg-13 movie, didn't really have any blood

[uneven flint]

ok so you rated the 2021 mk worse than the og

[latent pawn]

You can have a good PG13 horror film

This is not it

[knotty wolf]

oh yeah true
i'ma be off for 3 hours gonna watch Dogville brb

[uneven flint]

it's an average pg 13 horror film

[sage brook]

I think since you are being quite rude, you should get away from our horror genre

[uneven flint]

the red door is a bad pg 13 horror film

[latent pawn]

It is not average

[sage brook]

I didnt like meghan

[latent pawn]

Average would mean it is scary to any degree

There is not one tense or scary scene here

[sudden orchid]

Bad pacing, unrelated new main character, messy plot, and bad acting

[sage brook]

dawg

get out of here

[sudden orchid]

I still upset how that movie screw the whole lore from the games despite some people called scary🙄

[sage brook]

Go back to your torture dungeon

gore freak

[uneven flint]

we have different criteria for the same genre. so our difference in opinion makes sense.

[sage brook]

its seperate from the games

[sudden orchid]

I’m with @latent pawn side

[sage brook]

oh wait

[latent pawn]

If your criteria for horror is that it shouldn’t be scary then you might be thinking of the wrong genre

[sage brook]

hold on

this guy is a child

[uneven flint]

i put story above everything else

[sudden orchid]

I can still like some PG-13 like Lights Out, Mama and The Boogeyman

[latent pawn]

And even that isn’t good so now what

[tropic mural]

You weren’t scared during the opening scene with the security guard where the Freddy Fazbear mask approaches him for 30 years while making sounds of fear so unconvincing that even Dhar Mann wouldn’t approve them?

Smh

[thorny mauve]

Yeah I wanted a dumb, silly, fun movie

[uneven flint]

agree, it isn't good. it's average.

[latent pawn]

Not even average

It’s a mess

[sage brook]

shut up, you legit only have a third grade level of education

[vernal shell]

and now, this piece of shit might get a sequel.

[latent pawn]

They just keep putting stuff out there and refusing to explain anything

[uneven flint]

let's agree to disagree lol

[latent pawn]

That is not a good story

[torn hedge]

i call this movie average/fine yeah.

[sage brook]

It was excellent for me

I liked it

[sudden orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-under-the-bed-the-boogeyman-terrifying-horror-scary-gif-14760839904463509954

[torn hedge]

Glad you enjoyed it! <3

[sage brook]

Okay uh

[uneven flint]

it was worth the time

[tropic mural]

Billion dollars FNAF 2 incoming

[sage brook]

can someone take care of @sudden orchid

[sudden orchid]

Why?

[latent pawn]

My friend Miguel here is a big fan of horror me too

So it is disappointing

And fans of fnaf so

[tropic mural]

All of the story is in the Lore videos. Tbh, I think they could have just made a compilation of lore videos in the theaters and it still would have made money

They just needed to add the Big Band song

[sudden orchid]

Just bc I love my satisfying extreme gory horror

[latent pawn]

You have to have an understanding outside of the movie to understand the movie

Not really good storytelling is it

[sudden orchid]

FNAF fans are blind freaks I heard they are defending the movie from people who didn’t like it

[tropic mural]

It’s the next phase of blockbuster movies. You gotta do your homework before the movie so you can understand why so many people are clapping at seemingly random things

[latent pawn]

They’re here doing it Nevermind just elsewhere

[latent pawn]

And we’re now in the phase where instead of select moments, they make an entire movie out of that

[sage brook]

cause the movie is made for fans

[tropic mural]

Hollywood is fresh out of ideas to make money, so BIG IP is paying big bucks

Now where’s the MGS movie

I want to see everyone in the theater confused

[latent pawn]

https://fxtwitter.com/blumhouse/status/1718301354610061766

[sage brook]

most fans enjoyed the movie

[sudden orchid]

And I was expecting a good darker tense scary 80s style horror movie

[sage brook]

its not 80's style

[latent pawn]

So far I’ve actually not spoken to anyone over 13 who liked it

But I would like to

[sage brook]

im 14

loved the movie

[latent pawn]

That explains a lot

[sudden orchid]

Animatronics and neon light visuals

[sage brook]

do you like the games

[latent pawn]

Yes

I’ve been playing since 2014

[sudden orchid]

Well that make sense how you are defending that shitty movie

[sage brook]

do you understand that the movie is not intended for older audiences

[torn hedge]

Everyone kiss and make up
Dont need to get offended that people don't or do like it this is kinda silly lol.

[latent pawn]

Interesting that the only people defending it are 12-14

[sudden orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-mwah-muah-flying-kiss-minions-gif-12063831

[sage brook]

dawg you cant even speak with proper grammar

be quiet

stay quiet

[sudden orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/aliens-aliens-movie-scary-creepy-gif-5951657

[latent pawn]

Don’t they teach you to be nice in school

[sudden orchid]

Seeeeeeeeee I told you

[thorny mauve]

guys guys
frede fatbear lmfao

[sudden orchid]

Oh my god my 8 years old nephew will be very but very disappointed

[sage brook]

You should actually be considerate of other people's opinions and not try to judge people based upon age alone

[latent pawn]

I didn’t judge you on age alone

[sage brook]

you just did

[latent pawn]

Your opinions made much more sense after knowing that

[sage brook]

Yes, thats how intended age ranges for movies work

[latent pawn]

Here is some fun news

Markiplier was going to be the security guard that dies at the start

[sage brook]

That would've been too silly

not a good idea to have a cameo be that important to the plot

[latent pawn]

It’s not important to the plot

[sage brook]

i know

[sudden orchid]

I’ll be honest with everyone I actually don’t care if you guys like it or not is just for me was a instant 0.5/5 and I’ll never but ever watch this movie again even I’ll not buy it on Blu-ray I rather buy Meg 2: The Trench on steelbook

[tropic mural]

Ok, but what if the Blu-ray steel cover is like really cool?

It lights up and everything

[sage brook]

We dont care about your opinion either, you haven't given any actual criticism

[latent pawn]

Touché

[sudden orchid]

Unfortunately there’s no a unrated cut Emma Tammi confirmed

[torn hedge]

If anything MatPat was just nice to see after how long he's been covering the game lol.
I found it funny how he was directed to speak like it was a Game Theory episode
Like clearly that was a direction choice right lol

doesn't raise the rating or anything, just a lil comment

[sage brook]

Yeah

it felt silly

[thorny mauve]

@sage brook

[sage brook]

but thats fine

[tropic mural]

Nah, I just think MatPat can’t act

Lol

Whatever he didn’t need to. He got the biggest pop in the audience

[sudden orchid]

That’s Mortal Kombat reboot

[sage brook]

He's a theater kid

[tropic mural]

Like he was Stone Cold Steve Austin

[sage brook]

he was literally in theater

[thorny mauve]

Me not reading
My b

[tropic mural]

Yeah. Like I said. He can’t act

Lmao

[sage brook]

Oof

okay

uhh

but eyah

[tropic mural]

MatPat and Markiplier need to be the co-leads for the next one

[sage brook]

the matpat cameo was in drastic contrast to the following sequence

[tropic mural]

Throw in Ian and Anthony from Smosh

Maybe RWJ

And uh

Who do the kids like

Logan Paul

And one of the Minecraft channel guys

[sage brook]

I'd shoot myself on the spot if i saw his ass in any movie i watched

[torn hedge]

Ngl i can see them having a fun energy together, even though the movie would probably not be great lol

Oh ew no logan

lol

neither of the Paul shits

[sage brook]

it'd be fun

[sage brook]

for

thisd

like

I can see it being quite silly

[torn hedge]

ye lol

[sage brook]

Markiplier making a cameo in the fnaf movie would probably result in me being in shock

its for the better he didnt

matpat was subtle

somehow

he definitley gave great waiter energy

[sudden orchid]

@latent pawn my uncle told me if the movie is absolutely bad he’s gonna buy Meg 2: Trench on Steelbook if he found it on Walmart

[sage brook]

cool

uhhh

[tropic mural]

Not a bad steelbook, but the FNAF one is gonna be in the shape of a pizza

[sage brook]

ooh

Might have to cop that

[sudden orchid]

I can’t wait to see Markiplier first movie Iron Lung definitely will be the bloodiest movie of the date finally a hardcore rating R horror

[sage brook]

dawg

no it wont

[tropic mural]

I’m just joshin. There is no steelbook news. The movie is still in theaters

[sage brook]

it wont be r rated

it will have blood

but calm down

its also

hear me out

Unrelated to the discussion at hand

Iron lung will be a

[tropic mural]

Once Markiplier knocks it outta the park, he can become the next Iron Man for the MCU.

[sage brook]

interesting movie

but

i dont have high hopes

[tropic mural]

Why not? YouTuber movies are well known for their quality.

[torn hedge]

I am very curious to see Iron Lung, i wanna see if Mark can pull it off well
It'll definitely make bank bc of his fanbase, which means he'll get money for another film most likely

[sage brook]

Yeah, Bad quality most times

hell

theres only ever been a few

[tropic mural]

Markiplier’s next film should be I Am Bread: The Movie

[torn hedge]

That had better be animated lol

[tropic mural]

Why am I not a Hollywood producer? I need to get off of social media and make my fortune selling these ideas to the source. All while puffing a big cigar and crunching the cast and crew

I’m gonna be stinkin rich

Like Steve Jobs

[sage brook]

MAKE MORE MONEY

FOLKS

NOW

[latent pawn]

That will be better

[sudden orchid]

I have it

[sudden orchid]

You really don’t like extreme gory horror right?

[sage brook]

I love saw

I love the gory horror

however i like it to have a story also

a good example would be final destination

Gory horror

and a message that resonates throughout time

[latent pawn]

Final Destination is an interesting example for good story

[sage brook]

You can not escape death

i know

its a

Odd

movie

however

its good

enough

I liked it

good blood

(Unecessary most of the time)

and honestley has a great use of tony todd

better than candyman

(I DID NOT LIKE CANDYMAN)

[sudden orchid]

Despite I already have it

[thorny mauve]

I mean, no way I was gonna dislike this as much as scream 1

[latent pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/tonytodd-candyman-horrormovies-horror-bees-gif-13710644

[sage brook]

I hate scream

[tropic mural]

Could Freddy Fazbear beat Candyman?

[sage brook]

its too meta

[latent pawn]

Nooo

[sage brook]

I mean

[thorny mauve]

Tru but I don't like it just because of that

[sage brook]

yes

[latent pawn]

Candyman especially goes after kids so

[sage brook]

Absolutley

[sudden orchid]

Which makes it sooo good try The Cabin in the Woods

[sage brook]

freddy fazbear would beat candyman into the ground

[latent pawn]

Freddy Fazbear can barely move a step a second

He be done

[sage brook]

dawg

candy man has a knife

and bees

[latent pawn]

And Freddy Fazbear moves as slow as anything

[sage brook]

both are notorious for not working on animatronics

[latent pawn]

The only way you can be hurt is if he brings the cupcake

Otherwise you’re getting a really slow animatronic slap to the face

[sage brook]

it'd be a really boring fight

[thorny mauve]

What did Bonnie even do to that man while inside the closed room

[latent pawn]

Nothing interesting I’m sure

[sage brook]

strangle

[sudden orchid]

Oh god Mando we are on the way to theaters another emotional damage 😞

[sage brook]

uhhh

eat

i think

[latent pawn]

At least now you know..

[thorny mauve]

How come these guys perform bloody kills but have zero blood stains on them afterwards

[sage brook]

ghost magicv

[sudden orchid]

Me and my cousin but today is only the last day I watch FNAF

[thorny mauve]

oooooohh 👻

[latent pawn]

PG13 magic

The characters know the rating and clean very fast

[sage brook]

I think it'd be an interesting plot point

[tropic mural]

They don’t even have tomato sauce on themselves from all the pizza. Maybe Freddy hides some napkins in his hat

[sage brook]

if the blood was on the characters

like

imagine that end scene

except abby sees the blood

and starts running

it ruins the deception of the characters

however

it feels

natural

i think

if william afton was swearing

it wouldve been nicer

[thorny mauve]

What was the point of willam guy kidnapping the brother if all he said he did was he killed him
That's literally all he did

[sage brook]

well

idk

[thorny mauve]

Don't give me game lore reasons I want explained in the movie reasons

[sage brook]

like

[tropic mural]

We’re gonna get more info in the prequel: Summer of ‘87

[sage brook]

i actually dont know

theres no context in the movie

do you know why kidnappers kidnap?

[thorny mauve]

I'm like "bruh all this drama caused in the movie, they find out the killer, and his reason was 'I just wanted to kill this random kid I found at a camp site lol'"

[tropic mural]

Yes, but you can’t explain why in a non R rated movie intended for younger audiences

[sage brook]

yeah exactly

however

[tropic mural]

But there’s the implication

[sage brook]

there are in game reasons as to why he did that

so

L

can't say much

[latent pawn]

Lol so funny

What a stupid villain

[sage brook]

Ehhhh

[latent pawn]

You can’t bring in a villain with no setup and expect anyone to care

[sage brook]

I wish he had more screentime

[latent pawn]

It’s not effective when they’ve been in one scene

[thorny mauve]

Literally

[sage brook]

yeah

[latent pawn]

You’ll only find it good if you play the games/familiar with the lore

If you don’t then you’re like

Who is this why do I care

[sage brook]

maybe if they went back to the tape that he played in the begining

[tropic mural]

This is intended as part of a 500 movie franchise. We’ll get full details eventually

[latent pawn]

They use the fact that there’s a pre-existing lore as an excuse to not develop any characters or explain anything

[tropic mural]

There will be an entire movie dedicated to the Bite of 87

[sage brook]

its made for the fans numbnuts

[thorny mauve]

Why you in that dumb heavy suit you not a superhero villain, just push the guy then he can't get up

[tropic mural]

Starring Vin Diesel

[latent pawn]

That’s not a good excuse

[sage brook]

yeah it is

[latent pawn]

It’s made for the fans so we won’t explain anything and if you want to get anything from the film, you must do all your own research

[thorny mauve]

It depends on that too much where it's a actual huge accessibility flaw

[sage brook]

you dont just go watch a sequel to a movie and not understand the plot

[latent pawn]

This is not a sequel

[tropic mural]

It isn’t? I thought this was the fifth movie

Why is there a five in the title?

[sage brook]

its an analogy

[sudden orchid]

The sequel better have another director like James Wan or Fede Alvarez

[latent pawn]

The difference is that a film should still set up characters irrelevant of whether it’s an established lore or not

[sage brook]

yeah

i agree

[latent pawn]

They can’t just throw in a character and say well you have an idea of who that is

[tropic mural]

James Cameron has shown interest

[sage brook]

william needed more screentime

anyway

bye

[thorny mauve]

When did one night at freddy happen

[tropic mural]

Well the movie takes place in 2000. And movies usually take 2-3 years to make

So

AHHHH

1987

IT ALL MAKES SENSE

[thorny mauve]

I thought mario movie kinda had that issue with random unexplained stuff suddenly happening just because it's from the game enough, but this one is a lot worse with that

And this is coming from a lifelong mario fan

[torn hedge]

Im honestly not even a super big fan on this franchise

[tropic mural]

Mario had the benefit of being based on games everyone has played. But no one has actually played the FNAF games because they’re too scawy

[torn hedge]

all i know is from a couple matpat vids and stuff my gfs told me lol

never played any FNAF

[tropic mural]

Everyone quits on the third night

Cowards

[thorny mauve]

The gameplay ain't that good I feel like a super large majority of fnaf fans just watch other people play the games and/or only like it for the lore

[tropic mural]

Lol yes

[thorny mauve]

They do anything but play the actual games

[tropic mural]

That’s exactly what happens

I don’t think that’s even exaggerative

Most people download the game and then chicken out after like 5 minutes

Or get frustrated because they don’t know how to progress

With any luck, they’ll remake the games, and will include Josh Hutchinson’s character

Uh whatever his name was

Rick?

Tom?

Bob?

José?

It was Mike

Fun fact

[thorny mauve]

Why does it feel like a lot of movie protagonists' names is mike

[hidden hollow]

And what has she done?

[tropic mural]

Number one box office movie of 2023

She bout to knock Greta off the throne

https://tenor.com/view/home-sammon-fnaf-sweep-five-nights-at-freddy's-sweep-fnaf-fnaf-movie-gif-8243613850027102934

[sudden orchid]

Nothing with horror

@latent pawn my god never seen sooooo many kids on theaters 😦😦😦

[tropic mural]

Well that’s good news for theaters because childrens love the candy
If owners were smart, they would have double priced theater candy for this weekend and next weekend

And obviously, have military grade security to check bags so none of these brats have the gall to sneak in Halloween candy

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-dive-money-rich-spongebob-gif-10015747

[sly trout]

Really funny that William Afton puts on the suit head and pauses to say "I always come back" masterclass in screenwriting everyone

[nocturne ruin]

I guess the real FNAF was the friends we made along the way

[tropic mural]

He was just bluffing. The next Phone Guy will be played by a new actor. Freddie Prinze Jr

After that Michelle Gellar

You get the picture

[polar venture]

What do you all rate the movie

[latent pawn]

https://fxtwitter.com/matpatgt/status/1718328050528518198

[tropic mural]

Those suits look so fake but it’s legit because the creators went the whole country mile to make these look so close to the graphics of a video game that released before half of the average viewers were even born

That’s damn impressive

But uncanny

Kinda like those cosplayers that make themselves look cel-shaded

[placid gazelle]

6 or 7 haven't fully made up my mind

[sly trout]

4/10

[placid gazelle]

I think i'd lean towards 6 though i'd have to see it again to make up my mind

[latent pawn]

I also gave it a 4/10

[polar venture]

Same

Leaning towards 7 cus of major nostalgia

Everyone who gives it less than 6 is a fkn hater.

[placid gazelle]

thats probably why i'm leaning towards 6 since I've never liked the franchise that much

[tropic mural]

That seems to be the consensus. And that anyone who ranks it above a 5 is a child. Internet film discourse!

[polar venture]

Oh wow. I lived for fnaf

[polar venture]

YOU WOULDNT GET IT

[teal reef]

I would give it a 7/10

[placid gazelle]

you mean Twitter discourse

[tropic mural]

While the film definitely skews younger, I could definitely see a lot of older folks seeing it and enjoying it since this is maybe the most accessible horror film Hollywood has put out in decades.

A- CinemaScore for Horror is unreal

Box office is off to a strong start

[hidden hollow]

HAHAHAHWGSHWGW

[tropic mural]

And my guess is second weekend viewings will still be strong

[hidden hollow]

FUCK No

[teal reef]

I'm just sad they didn't have the Music box song.

[hidden hollow]

Not gonna happen

Sorry

No fucking way

[tropic mural]

If not this one, the next one starring Markiplier

And Minecraft Steve

Minecraft x FNAF will make a trillion

[hidden hollow]

Jesus Christ

[gaunt mason]

i was thinking that too

they really just forgot about that lmao

[hidden hollow]

Btw what was the reason this took place in 2000?

[gaunt mason]

agreed

[polar venture]

Well technically that has nothing to do with fnaf 1. It’s introduced in fnaf 2

[polar venture]

👍👍

[hidden hollow]

3/10

Goofy ass flick

[polar venture]

Ok mister boring

[hidden hollow]

If this wasn’t named fnaf you would like it bruh

[tropic mural]

Because 2000 is the year that makes the most sense for Josh Hutchinson’s age. Since a lot of the film revolves around the events of 1987

Which is huge in FNAF lore

[hidden hollow]

I mean in terms of the script

The setting and time period was barley utilized in the horror

At all

This shit wasn’t scary

We have scenes where they are building table forts

[gaunt mason]

the movie was not scary at all

[hidden hollow]

Like it’s a Chucky Cheese commercial

[tropic mural]

I disagree. The lack of smartphones in the movie futureproofed the film. FNAF will now be timeless. This is this generation’s Wizard of Oz ||||

[hidden hollow]

That’s not the only way to utilize your setting

I could say “But there’s not smart phones” in a film that takes place in 1989 and that doesn’t make it a good film in terms of its time period

Nothing about this film felt like it took place in that time

Nothing

No work was done there

[teal reef]

No at the end of the night in the first game when the power runs out when Freddy is at the left door.

[latent pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/five-nights-at-freddys-fnaf-josh-hutcherson-matthew-lillard-elizabeth-lail-gif-9381114341827192823

[tropic mural]

Listen, man, the movie cost 20 million dollars. They weren’t about to spend much money on the setting anyway. I’m just amazed it wasn’t shot with iPhones

[hidden hollow]

If you had asked me when this takes place without the altimeter stamp I wouldn’t know bruh

[hidden hollow]

NOT AN EXCUSE AT ALL

[polar venture]

You sure?

[latent pawn]

It cost more than 20 million

[polar venture]

Anyways it’s not a big part of it

[tropic mural]

Jesus. Really?

[hidden hollow]

I’ve seen shorts

[tropic mural]

How much?

[latent pawn]

The budget range is 25-35 million (So not a lot more but still!)

[hidden hollow]

WIRY FWR LOWER

[placid gazelle]

does it need to be? you can have setting without needing to use every quality of the time period

[hidden hollow]

Less then 20,000

[tropic mural]

Oh okay

[polar venture]

True that. But now it is named fnaf

[latent pawn]

It’s the most Blumhouse has spent on a movie

[hidden hollow]

You just proved my point

[tropic mural]

Blumhouse opened the vault for FNAF

They really said, you can 10% more than what we usually spend

[latent pawn]

I’m sure they don’t regret it because it’s making bank

[hidden hollow]

You hear admitted to liking it because it’s FNAF

[polar venture]

Yes but why should that matter. It’s fnaf and that’s a factor to why it’s enjoyable

[teal reef]

yes https://youtu.be/w0h4YNI_aHI?si=Xzepo_BsQjGRWEzg

[hidden hollow]

That’s sad bruh

“MOVIE GOOD BRSAUSE IT HAD FREDDYY”

[polar venture]

You’re sad bruh

YES

[tropic mural]

This is me but with Freddy Got Fingered

Wait a minute

Tom Green should play Purple Guy in the next one

[placid gazelle]

dude you said he'd like even if it wasn't named fnaf.

of course someone who liked the movie would agree with you

[hidden hollow]

And he said “true that, but it’s named fnaf”

And he proved my point

[placid gazelle]

your point being what exactly? someone would like something even if it was named something different?

[hidden hollow]

Buddy

[tropic mural]

FNAF discourse might be the most passionate film discourse I’ve seen this year. Maybe Ben Shapiro will make a review and people will mine memes out of that. Get him to recite the Living Tombstone lyrics

[hidden hollow]

My point that the hes only praising the film because it’s based on characters he likes

Not based on the films actually marets

[knotty willow]

this movie makes no sense

[hidden hollow]

And wants to say “Anyone who gives this lower than a 6 is a hater”

[tropic mural]

MatPat will make a video explaining everything soon. Don’t worry bro

But that’s just a theory!

[hidden hollow]

No dude, you’re just a fan boy who’d be entertained by keys

[tropic mural]

Wait

[gaunt mason]

i can see why a lot of people would love this movie and why a lot would hate it

[tropic mural]

Is he gonna do film theory or game theory for this?

Maybe both!

[gaunt mason]

its very different then what a lot of people expected

[hidden hollow]

You can like the film for that reason but don’t come up me for not liking it

Accept you’re biased and respect other opinions

[gaunt mason]

i personally liked it, i'd give it maybe a 7/10, but i totally respect if someone doesnt like it

[hidden hollow]

And that’s fine

I was a fan at one time

[placid gazelle]

no one targeted you, stop acting like you got singled out

[gaunt mason]

i can like the movie AND acknowledge that its filled with plot holes and that its not scary at all and that the final climax is kinda wasted

[hidden hollow]

And I thought this shit was ass

[dreamy solar]

wish the film was rated r that spring lock scene wouldve been better, considering how violent it was depicted in the game

[hidden hollow]

Idc if I was singled out

[gaunt mason]

for me, its not enough to dislike the movie, but for a lot of people it could be

[hidden hollow]

Don’t give a fuck

Not taking that shit

At all

Ima call that shit out

[placid gazelle]

it would have been nice to get an R-rated cut for those moments

[tropic mural]

I hope they cast big actors for the FNAF mascots moving forward. I feel like they should be voiced by celebrities. I’m thinking Bryan Cranston for Freddy. Awkwafina for Foxy. Taylor Swift for Bunny.

Golden Freddy, maybe Morgan Freeman

[hidden hollow]

HAHAHAHW

You know what

It just happen

And you know what else

I think we should drop the horror

And make this a fun goofy kids film

[dreamy solar]

its funny cause i know the lore for this game but that "i always come back" line was cringe

[hidden hollow]

Like the people calling critics haters don’t even understand what worked about the game in the first place

[tropic mural]

I mean, that’s basically what this one was. I don’t think my 5 year old self would have been scared by this

[hidden hollow]

They don’t

They don’t understand atmosphere

[tropic mural]

Might as well make it goofy all the way

[hidden hollow]

They don’t understand tone

They don’t understand how a horror story works

At all

Prob got a f in English lit

Because the story they read weren’t about Iron Man

Pathetic

[dreamy solar]

and the amount of dream sequences was so repetitive. like why would you tell a story in that way. i was like damn another dream sequence.

[hidden hollow]

ILL SAY THIS

The concept

[gaunt mason]

i think the movie was well directed, well acted, well shot, and had great production value... but they need to get an actual screenwriter for the second one, the creator of the games does not know how to make a coherent story

[placid gazelle]

the tone was fine, it sometimes struggled to make the animatronics scary in action scenes. But it managed to handle scene to scene tons well.

It never felt like it was pulling a disney and smashing apart any kind of serious tone with comedy

[hidden hollow]

Of a guy trying to get into his subconscious and trying to see the face of the guy that took his brother

[hidden hollow]

To each his own

[gaunt mason]

i actually really like the concept

[hidden hollow]

Goofy ass scene of building a table fort

Killed the tone

Fucking murdered it

[gaunt mason]

yeah that part was

[hidden hollow]

A stupid taxi joke

[gaunt mason]

strange

[latent pawn]

https://fxtwitter.com/hollywoodhandle/status/1718340706299793680

[placid gazelle]

I think the film needs to get better at handling it's scary scenes if they go for a sequel.

I liked the writting but a lot of the time the frights just weren't always hitting strong

[dreamy solar]

if they had at least one scene where the main character was playing in the office like the game, with the mechanical doors and lights, that would've been cool, but dude was asleep at the cameras the entire time.

[hidden hollow]

HAVING THEN COME TO LIFE LIKE ITS A DISNEY FILM

playing with the kid

Goofy as fuck

[tropic mural]

Bullshit. This is fucking lip service. PUT MARK IN THE NEXT ONE AS THE LEAD

NOW

[hidden hollow]

Killed the tone

Slaughtered it

[hidden hollow]

NO WAAAAYYU

HAHAHAHAGSGA

Couldn’t take a thing seriously

This film could’ve been cut down

So much info was so basic, yet over explained

[dreamy solar]

im gonna say it.............willys wonderland is a better fnaf movie......HA i said it

[tropic mural]

Is the concept really that good? I mean, other than as a self-contained horror film. But even then, how you gonna stretch that out to 90 minutes? Flashbacks, which they did employ

[placid gazelle]

I agree that they completely under utilised the fear of checking the moniters for the machines and trying to find out where they're lurking.

I really wished they played around with that, since they had perfect chances to do so in the first 3rd

[hidden hollow]

I mean the concept of like the guy trying to dig into his mind to remember the face of the guy who polled his brother

And even the shit with the kid ghosts in his mind

If they leaned on that

Used it well

Maybe it could’ve gone farther

[gaunt mason]

i just watched the video where he revealed that

[tropic mural]

In my opinion, this works better as a video game. So I hope someone adapts this soon. Although I know movie tie in games are terrible

[hidden hollow]

One they stay talking to the kid and hanging out with her

All the mystery was gone

All the horror was gone

[gaunt mason]

i think a lot of the characters and their relationships were written really well, but it just needs scary scenes. its not fnaf without horror

[hidden hollow]

You know what would have been interesting

If he woke up, and she was talking to them, but they would never move around the main character

That way there is still this level of mystery

The film treats them more like fandom mascots, then horror characters

[placid gazelle]

I agree, I think the writers knew how to write characters and a decent story, they just failed at achieving proper frights.

[dreamy solar]

there were so many ways for this movie to be better, i dont know why but it did feel like a fan film all most, and not a hollywood film

[hidden hollow]

Felt like I was watching someone’s devianart come to life

[dreamy solar]

fr it felt like a fan fiction

[hidden hollow]

Don’t agree

The aunt was filler

I can’t say the kid really had character

Not much was going on there

[placid gazelle]

to be fair I think for a film based on a property like this, it should feel like it was made by fans and not a room of people who care nothing for it right?

[hidden hollow]

Hey man

You can do both

It’s not mutual

[placid gazelle]

how was the woman responsible for the main characters conflict filler?

[hidden hollow]

It’s a balancing act

[placid gazelle]

how did the child lack character? what fell short for you?

[hidden hollow]

All the scenes with her were generic asf

You could have had him find the custody note in the mail

It’s a very generic concept

[dreamy solar]

yea for 8 years + on the development for the film, it feels like the story was unsaturated and too simple, comparing it to the games it makes sense, but it doesn't find that middle ground, it still feels a bit lackluster

[hidden hollow]

Stretched out

[placid gazelle]

right and when the babysitter dies who would he call to look after his sister?

[hidden hollow]

Instead of using what we know about our he cliche to speed up exposition and leans on something that doesn’t need to be leaned on

[hidden hollow]

EVEN MORE OF A PLOT WHOLE

[tropic mural]

I disagree. You need to find the right people for the job. Fanboys let their obsession for the work get in the way of the story.
But let’s be honest, did any serious director want to fucking adapt FNAF? Lmao

[hidden hollow]

THEY NEVER BRING THAT UP

[tropic mural]

I dunno

[hidden hollow]

THIS GIRL IS GONE

[tropic mural]

Maybe Raimi wanted the job

Lol

[dreamy solar]

NO BITE OF 87 MENTIONED EITHER, AT LEAST DROP SOME EXPOSITION ON THAT

[hidden hollow]

You’re telling me the cops of this town have so many body’s in this place

And don’t have the FBI in this sh

Like come on man

[tropic mural]

The Bite of 87 deserves its own spin-off movie

[placid gazelle]

I don't think any "serious" director would have made an honest attempt at it, since it would require digging into a mess of lore and real shit games

[placid gazelle]

it's only a plot hole if we follow your idea of removing the babysitter

[hidden hollow]

When Bonnie fell over I had to pause and laugh at the film because it lost me

Cringe

[dreamy solar]

a hint at it would've been cool at least, to set up a spin off, or perhaps a sequel/prequel

[hidden hollow]

You’re not listening

And you’re not understanding

[dreamy solar]

the terminator thumbs up took me out lmaoo

[hidden hollow]

The person that died cannot just “disappear” there would be major consequences to killing someone in a small town

[placid gazelle]

If only the film introduced a cop character who has strong ties to the pizzaria and the desire to help keep the deaths under wraps

[hidden hollow]

You’re telling me the rest of the family was ok with the dead aunt

[hidden hollow]

ABD SHE GOT STABBRD

STABBRD

DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A COP GETS STABBRD?!

DOESNT JUST GO AWAY BUR

Like you’re not helping ur point

[placid gazelle]

you can caps lock all you like it's not making your point any stronger

[hidden hollow]

So refute it

Just blew you’re point out the water

Nothing I said was wrong

If you STABBRD a cop

That’s gonna get looked into

[tropic mural]

Exactly. I think any director with more experience and less open-mindedness wouldn’t have understood it. “What? They’re animatronics? Like Chuck E. Cheese? But they’re alive? Ok, but why are there these flashbacks? This sounds dumb. Can we just make it a spoof?”

[hidden hollow]

If you kill an aunt WHOS TRYING TO GET CUSTODY OF A CHILD

That’s gonna get looked into

Come now

Her lawyer didn’t question shit?

???!

Come on bruh

Get outta here

Gn

Where the hell did afton come from

was he just waiting there for them to show up?

Like no set up

No nothing

Just outta no where

His ass shows up

That’s not good writing

Period

Go to any college writing class and they’ll say that’s a fuck up

[placid gazelle]

What your complaining about is that the movie didn't show further consequences to her getting stabbed and would then push the movie to add an extra few minutes onto the run time.

However the woman who was injured is not conscious and the duo who knew what happened may have told the cops what happened, they may not have.

It doesn't change the events of the ending as the cops would check the pizzaria and and discover animatronics and the owners corpse inside a bunny suit.

So why would seeing that be a necessary addition?

[hidden hollow]

But that didn’t happen

The film doesn’t show cops cleaning op the place

And tearing it down as a safety hazard

[dreamy solar]

that's true, that's a major plot hole, an aunt who was in a legal battle for custody is killed, mysteriously, how is there no consequences, why does everything go back to normal like nothing ever happened. wouldn't the main character face legal issues for being the one who would be the main suspect of this. i guess the film wanted you to forget that

[hidden hollow]

What about the aunt zen

They just gonna say “OH SHE CAVED HER SKULL IN BY HERSELF”

Or however Freddy killed her

Come on

You can like the film but don’t sit here and tell me I’m 100% wrong

“We killed get so the problem goes away o

Not how that works

At all

[placid gazelle]

Again lets run through the events.

The cops investigate her death.

The evidence they have would be:
-A little girl who went missing at the time of death.
-A brother who was at work at the time of death with a cop as witness

so outside of a report and short term interview period nothing would happen to the siblings, so I once again ask why would that be important details to watch happen in the movie?

[tropic mural]

Maybe they’ll deal with it like how the 2nd Iron Man dealt with the repercussions of the first movie ending with Tony Stark revealing his identity

FNAF 2 begins with them mid-trial. Lol They can even get Bob Odenkirk to play a sleazy lawyer

[hidden hollow]

Nope

The entire

Place

He was at work at the time it happened

They would have easily linked it back

And even so

The aunt

Is no way

NO WAY

WALKING OUTRA RHAT

[placid gazelle]

how would they link it back?

[hidden hollow]

NO WAG BRUH

[tropic mural]

Maybe the Aunt became the Auntie Christ

[placid gazelle]

please explain

[hidden hollow]

Number one, her cop car is there

Dash cam

[dreamy solar]

lmaoooo have him play some lawyer named 'saul'

[hidden hollow]

Number 2 that gotta explain why her taser has used carriages

[placid gazelle]

He was at work with a cop and video evidence of being there.

please explain how you could pin it on him.

[hidden hollow]

Cartriages

[hidden hollow]

Not saying it would be pinned on him

[dreamy solar]

fnaf + breaking bad confirmed

[hidden hollow]

It would be pinned on Freddy’s place being a safety hazard

[sudden orchid]

F* I gonna get emotional damage I can’t stand this movie anymore my uncle got bored and my nephew very disappointed

[hidden hollow]

Secondly, him taking her to the place would be a problem for custody

[placid gazelle]

How? they would have no clue that freddy killed the aunt, it was invisible to anyone who wasn't the child

[hidden hollow]

Knowing these things killed the aunt

[hidden hollow]

I meant that for the cop woman

The aunt died in such a way where he head was caved in

So either they’d say it was him

Or

[dreamy solar]

the cop woman was the worst character by far

[hidden hollow]

Oh yeah

[placid gazelle]

again how could they pin her death on him?

[hidden hollow]

Dog shit

[hidden hollow]

they had trouble in the past

[dreamy solar]

a literal exposition device with no development

[hidden hollow]

She said he was dangerous

He wasn’t safe^

He has history of rage fits

Seen at the opening^

Soooooooo

Beat the shit outta a guy

[placid gazelle]

you need to pay more attention.
He was at work, under surveillance and with a cop.

How could you pin it to him?

[hidden hollow]

Who was clearly just trying to take his kid home

[hidden hollow]

READ THE CHAT

Holy fuck

You just skipped everything I said

[hidden hollow]

^

[hidden hollow]

^

[gaunt mason]

i was pleasantly surprised by how character-focused the movie was, but it would have benefited greatly from more scares

[hidden hollow]

^

[placid gazelle]

Because what you've explained is a cops idea for a potential motive, which would fall apart when having to explain how he was in two places at once.

[dreamy solar]

for a game about jumpscares, this had the worst jumpscares ive ever seen

[placid gazelle]

I 100% agree. I also would have liked it if the machines had less paranormal powers

[hidden hollow]

Wait, so he has to admit he was there at Freddy’s right?

So the restaurant would have to get torn down

[gaunt mason]

i think they showed them moving too much

[hidden hollow]

For being a safety hazard

Pick one

Either he was at work and woman got hurt

Or she was attacked randomly and stabbed by some crook

• ALL THE PEOPLE THE AUNT SENT

Died

Hmmmmmm

So either A

They tell them what happens

Get Freddy and has friends destroyed

And b

They tell and lie and he goes to jail

[placid gazelle]

I don't have to pick one.

I'm saying we don't need to see the consequences of either action becuase:
-The Aunts death can't be pinned on him, so the cops can't arrest him. So seeing what becomes of that investigation would be pointless runtime

-We don't need to see what becomes of the pizzaria, due to Venessa's stabbing because once again all they'd find is a serial killer dying in a broken death trap.

Both sequences would be pointless to add in, when the movie was about the siblings and not the aunt or Venessa

[hidden hollow]

I just told you why

How it’s possible

You can’t just say “nun uh”

You have to actually refute it

[placid gazelle]

You seem to be very energised about this subject and I can respect that, but I think your rush to put your points across is leading to some confusion on what we're saying.

If you read carefully you'll see I've been very clear with you and made a consistent case for why I disagree with you.

So at this stage I think it's best to assume that we just aren't speaking on the same wavelength and leave the discussion where it's at.

[placid gazelle]

I had the same thought but honestly I think it's more so that they didn't have them always moving in the right ways for when the scary moments are meant to start.

Also I think they we're really proud of their animatronics and due to that were unwilling to obscure them in the shadows.
Which really hurt the ability to make their attacks scary

[polar venture]

Josh hutcherson is so fkn smash

https://tenor.com/view/okay-mike-schmidt-josh-hutcherson-five-nights-at-freddy's-alright-gif-9062807662568475376

With dark hair. As Peeta Mellark with blonde hair he was meh 🫤

[hidden hollow]

Other people in the chat understand my points just fine

You haven’t made a single point to refute my argument

All you’ve said is “They can’t pin the murder on him “

I’ve told you why it’s possible

And you respond by saying “They can’t pin the murder on hon0

[placid gazelle]

At this stage it feels like your being deliberately inconsistent.

If you want to claim that you don't understand my points then thats fine, but don't misrepresent my arguments and don't double back on yourself just to act like you've been consistent.

This conversation you switched between talking about the aunt and Venessa on a whim.
Attempted to claim that the aunt and pizzeria should have repercussion's for the main characters and I have answered why seeing those repercussion's would be a worthless addition.

Now I have offered to assume no malice on your end for this and to just assume we aren't getting each other.
If that is not satisfactory to you, we can take this conversation outside of this chat and have it 1 on 1 so everyone else can have room to talk.

[hidden hollow]

No I never switch, those are topics from the beginning. Now I’ll say this I got confused on we were talking about as both became the subject of the larger point being, the plots dismissal of there deaths/injury’s is not only implausible, but inconsistent

Other people in this chat have acknowledged my points, I’m not speaking into a void, and this point tbh. It’s a you problem. But I agree we should probably stop so others can chat.

[placid gazelle]

A perfect example of the communication problem that is seemingly happening. We both feel like the other isn't listening to the speaker.

You can reject any responsibility towards that situation if you like. I'll be glad that we can let it rest for now.

[thorny mauve]

Are people that aren't in the business really gonna care at the end of the day about that

[thorny mauve]

Chucky said that line better and in a not cringe way

[thorny mauve]

So tru, needed more cupcake and more silliness

[gaunt mason]

i think that could definitely be the case

they made incredible animatronics that can move really well

of course they would want to show them off

[placid gazelle]

I think thats fair to be proud, but pride got in the way this time and it definitely hurt the movie, despite it's positives

[gaunt mason]

i agree

[sudden orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-face-cat-meme-cat-puke-cat-vomit-cat-coughing-meme-gif-22332765

[fallow kindle]

The fnaf film accomplished something that’s never been done

It made the chronically online leave the house for 2 hours

[gaunt mason]

false

they just watched it on peacock

the "dream theory" book killed me

i had to pause and contain myself

[fallow kindle]

How does that even connect to the film

Oh wait the dreams Mike has

I still can’t believe they actually played the living tombstone in the credits

In a bad way

[latent pawn]

I just know those cinemas smelt bad

[fallow kindle]

My friend is seeing it extremely high tonight

Which is probably the only way I would watch it again

[latent pawn]

https://fxtwitter.com/fazfacts_/status/1718384238007869720

[sudden orchid]

I rather buy a steelbook or Barbie movie than that shit

[vernal shell]

C'est d'la merde. 😛

[thorny mauve]

Had no idea walmart carried those 4k steelbooks in store

[latent pawn]

https://fxtwitter.com/entomsalt/status/1718393775330935124

[thorny mauve]

Tall boy

[thorny mauve]

This person is right

[near coyote]

Saw it

[golden orchid]

I wonder if they will do movies on the rest of the series. If so, Markiplier better make a cameo in one of those or better yet, all of them because he's the king of Five Nights at Freddy's!

[molten mantle]

Seeing those repercussions wouldn't be worthless though

The aunt died, there's a dead body in the house

Maybe he wouldn't be convicted of killing her but at least we need some resolution for that subplot because we spent more time on that than we did on fucking William Afton

[near coyote]

My sister hated it

To me it was ehhhh

[molten mantle]

Yeah after 8 years of them going "we gotta get it right" this ain't it

[nocturne ruin]

Even though the movie was kinda mediocre. I still love the animatronics/suits dearly. It was breathtaking to see them live action

And I love the effort that blumhouse did to make them 1 on 1 accurate to the game

[lucid nest]

https://discord.nfp.is/?v=https%3A%2F%2Fnw13.seedr.cc%2Fff_get%2F1653203114%2FFive.Nights.At.Freddys.2023.720p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX].mp4%3Fst%3DQTkY-RMwVqD_05wflcLu-g%26e%3D1698457458&i=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.themoviedb.org%2Ft%2Fp%2Foriginal%2Ft5zCBSB5xMDKcDqe91qahCOUYVV.jpg

[placid gazelle]

An acknowledgment of her death by the end, sure. I can agree that would have helped.

I’m just objecting the idea that it’s giant missing piece of the story that we didn’t see someone get arrested

[placid gazelle]

It was nice they didn’t pull a Hollywood and try to change their designs.

[latent pawn]

They probably should’ve tho

Because now you’ve got animatronics that look like game designs and now look a bit dodgy in the environment and when they move

[hidden hollow]

https://youtu.be/MKBZEPME4_U?si=-qy3CBAVW2eSL7zF

Based

[mystic walrus]

Pretty eh movie

[latent pawn]

https://vxtwitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1718648288025423993

Get that trilogy

[torn hedge]

Okay that’s expected

considering the size of the fanbase

[toxic dagger]

Wasn’t this a game first? And for some reason, people thought this will be a great idea for a show? So no surprise if the ratings is 2 out of 5

[latent pawn]

https://fxtwitter.com/jason_blum/status/1718651170150097280

[nocturne ruin]

The power of gen z and the FNAF fanbase as a whole

If blumhouse ever considers parts 2 and 3

They better and further improve from this film

[thorny mauve]

This is definitely what they wanted and expected
Just like with mario

[latent pawn]

Yeah I mean Jason Blum has been on this for 6 years now so he definitely wanted this

https://fxtwitter.com/erikdavis/status/1718650019371180364

[sudden orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-face-cat-meme-cat-puke-cat-vomit-cat-coughing-meme-gif-22332765

[thorny mauve]

Welp its definitely gonna become a franchise that will be milked to death like mario now

[nocturne ruin]

It’s so funny how the cupcake has a kill on screen than the animatronics

And I felt like they lied when they didn’t do any creative kills with the PG-13 rating

Like happy death day (from the same studio as blumhouse) had some very creative kills

[teal reef]

https://youtu.be/dE_5pgLBwCI?si=zLUeUG-HFD_BsjDy

[latent pawn]

https://fxtwitter.com/flanaganfilm/status/1718674846563946526

[thorny mauve]

Who?

[latent pawn]

Mike Flanagan very renowned horror director

[thorny mauve]

The name sounded familiar

[solar birch]

Peacock is crashing

[vernal shell]

How can audiences give this 85%...

[gaunt mason]

oh holy shit this movie did well

we gettin that trilogy for sure

[thorny mauve]

It showed the thing they recognize and that's enough for many people ig

[thorny mauve]

• spin offs and prequels sooner rather than later I bet

[sudden orchid]

Trilogy??? Gross

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-face-cat-meme-cat-puke-cat-vomit-cat-coughing-meme-gif-22332765

[vernal shell]

I mean, if there are sequels, i hope they fix a couple of things. Like the rating.

[solar birch]

Same thing happened with the Mario movie

[torn hedge]

i mean hey thsts fine, people can like what they enjoy

[torn hedge]

lmao

[thorn wind]

Some of the camerawork is well done but damn this movie was pretty boring

[latent pawn]

https://youtu.be/LW0z5CvgmGc?si=mXCswYf6UiaLATcE

[pine cedar]

Apparently Markiplier was suposoed to play the guard in the intro who gets killed

[pine cedar]

"Just watch the film and don't worry about a percentage of people disliking it"

Amen Cartoonshi

Cartoonshi does a great job here explaining the situation

[vernal shell]

That's what i tell alot of people...

[latent pawn]

https://fxtwitter.com/ign/status/1718974808480981392

[chilly sentinel]

https://variety.com/2023/film/news/five-nights-at-freddys-box-office-opening-weekend-records-1235772394/amp/

Kids lol

[outer lily]

Hutcherson felt like he was phoning it in.

[strange lynx]

The script for this movie was such a mess.

[torn hedge]

Mhm

[thorny mauve]

They should've called the movie
Dreaming at freddy's

[chilly sentinel]

shrug at freddy's lol

[solar birch]

Wait the animationics weren’t cgi?

2023 campy horror movie recepie:
-Young child with spunky attitude
-parent or parental figure for that child
-titular monster
-biggest asshole in the movie dies
-scene that is a little too campy but is somehow the best part of the movie
-sequel teasing ending

Now bake until perfectly mid

[thorny mauve]

The campy scenes made a lot more sense in here than in megan

That dance sequence felt so force just so that the movie could get viral attention

[torn hedge]

What you didn’t enjoy the rendition of Titanium

[thorny mauve]

That was also just so random and out of nowhere

The movie takes itself a lot more seriously than fnaf, and there was no build up for those scenes so I'm just like "huh????" instead of enjoying the camp

[torn hedge]

ah lol
idk i enjoyed them subjectively lol

[thorny mauve]

I also had big "huh" moments during fnaf but at least I'd expect that type of stuff while watching

[desert island]

Can someone give me a video explaining fnaf lore, I know the surface level stuff but I need like, a major explanation so I can make sense of the overall thing. And it cant be too overly simple but it also cant be like 5 hours long, maybe a 5-10 minute video explaining it all

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-funny-dance-fnaf-memes-freddy-gif-24585424

[latent pawn]

https://vxtwitter.com/FNAFMovie/status/1719067239536566597

[latent pawn]

https://youtu.be/cao55DbHv9s?si=1fExQPGlao2cauPs

[desert island]

it's priv

[latent pawn]

Whoops hang about

[latent pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4PulJyAy3k&ab_channel=Wendigoon

[desert island]

fuckin hour long

[latent pawn]

That’s the shortest you’ll get if you want the full lore

And even that’s not the whole thing

[thorn wind]

theres an eight hour video of all the lore

[desert island]

https://tenor.com/view/daeth-funi-periflight-dies-from-gif-22212023

[teal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-spongebob-spongebob-chocolate-lady-gif-24991220

[lucid talon]

Half an hour in the movie
Man the acting is atrocious

And the script

https://tenor.com/view/parks-and-rec-ron-swanson-screaming-scream-screams-gif-21763857

Saw that Scott (the OG creator of fnaf games) was involved in the story and script for this, which makes so much sense

[latent pawn]

Involved is an understatement

He wrote them

[lucid talon]

He had co-writers so idk to what extend they get the credit

[latent pawn]

He wrote the script and then some people came in to ‘shape it’ into more of a movie

I assume they slept on the job or something

[lucid talon]

Did it took like 8 years in development because of that?

[lucid talon]

Man this is boring

And it's so repetitive. Like this is peak breaking, "show don't tell"

How did Fnaf's rip-offs, Willy's Wonderland and Banana Split, ended up being enjoyable compared to this

[latent pawn]

Because Scott kept rejecting scripts

It makes you question that if this is the one that finally got him to accept after 8 years of rejecting scripts

How bad were the others!?

[lucid talon]

Now I also wanted to know lol

News articles said it was studios who rejected them, but did I misread those or was it Scott twisting his narrative?

[latent pawn]

It is Scott who has been rejecting them

He has the ultimate power of Final Cut on this and was saying no to everything they showed him for a while

[lucid talon]

Makes sense

The movie did well and Scott is now a film screenwriter for more movies. Ugh

Rubs me slightly knowing what kind of person Scott is and the fans loved to defend this movie

[latent pawn]

It’s annoying because he isn’t a writer

He didn’t even come up with the intricate lore for the games, he just liked the fan theories and took off from there

[lucid talon]

And also he did a good job with the atmosphere of the games, but on standard storytelling he's just bad at it

He's like David Cage 2.0

[latent pawn]

That’s why he wasn’t the greatest choice for a screen translation

[lucid talon]

Fans will defend this by insisting the lore and fanservice are important

While assuming the other co-writers disrespected that

[latent pawn]

I mean they’ll be blinded until they grow up

Can only hope that the endless sequels and spin-offs that follow this are somewhat better

[lucid talon]

As long as they keep Scott out of the writing department and involvement with future projects, I'm ok with a Fnaf movie being good and this ain't it

[meager thistle]

So? @ripe sparrow

[ripe sparrow]

its boring af

the equivalent to take a sleep pill and watch a FNAF ASMR roleplay on youtube

[lucid talon]

My mind kept wondering off while watching it

[knotty wolf]

my mind tried it's hardest to enjoy it and still was unable to

i am not gonna be stuck in this echo chamber of irony and shitposting and refuse to admit this is so critically flawed lol

[placid gazelle]

what echo chamber?

[ripe sparrow]

chamber with echo

means the same thing keeps being repeated

[knotty wolf]

echo chamber just means you ignore everything and concide with your own stuff all the time

which is what i am feeling with FNAF

seriously the fact that i gave this a 2 was generous as fuck lol

extra star because cool practical animatronics

sets

and looks kinda pretty

[sudden orchid]

Only 0.5/5 to me

[ripe sparrow]

looks average af

[knotty wolf]

FNAF is average to mid for me

[sudden orchid]

I better watch Eli Roth Thanksgiving to wash my brain from that awful movie

[uneven flint]

i gave this a higher rating cuz i had literally no expectations

was pleasantly surprised when i found out that this movie wasnt actually dogshit

[latent pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/bonnie-fnaf-movie-blumhouse-bonnie-the-bunny-rabbit-gif-7289689684175400256

[ripe sparrow]

true sometimes dogshit movies are more entertaining 😂

[latent pawn]

Not in this case unfortunately

[ripe sparrow]

yeah it would be better as a "so bad its kinda good " but dont fit that unfortunately

[uneven flint]

nah those movies are very rare

this is just... plain average.

[latent pawn]

Average is a compliment

[uneven flint]

maybe

[latent pawn]

https://fxtwitter.com/jason_blum/status/1719400571567001738

[near coyote]

Bonnie is the most aggressive one

[lucid talon]

Glad he’s having fun

[teal reef]

https://youtu.be/l0Re8pu4jvQ?si=ocl0tamyyZkhwosu

[latent pawn]

https://fxtwitter.com/fnafmovie/status/1719413988058923304

[sudden orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-face-cat-meme-cat-puke-cat-vomit-cat-coughing-meme-gif-22332765

[tardy hamlet]

just been to the theatre

anyways why is vanessa william's daughter

[latent pawn]

Because that’s what they wrote

[sudden orchid]

She’s not in the games which is disappointed and a total mess

Of the source material

[chilly sentinel]

While the ingredients are the same, the cook and the passion makes a difference… FNAF is underwhelming, below mid imho

[tardy hamlet]

this is her first appearance