#serious-discussion
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i dream of a day when its socially acceptable to work out in my flipflops
I searched for sus too and this was the result
America moment
no u
work out where?
gym
at home where no one has to suffer the sight of you in flip flops, ok
at the gym? that's just dumb
drop one of them dumbbells on your foot
hate on flip flops
i don't hate on them, i wear them myself
Normalise flip flops everywhere lmao
bro these flynit nikes arent stopping a dumbbell for shit
maxj i am reporting you for dissing on fantasque sans mono
maxj running in flip flops arc
i run in flip flops
not like distance run but like oh shit im late run
i only wear flipflops outside of exercise
sandals with socks
Curseddddddd
german style
ann ended up defending her thesis, handwriting, and font choices in one day. i'd just go sleep already while i'm ahead
gonna play some hyperrogue first
Hi everybody this is YOUR daily dose of bs

if you write x as ษc i am personally coming for you
I'll see you soon then


i hope your hand stops writing
no u
writing nm in cursive
"Large letters mean that you're an attention seeker, and small letters mean you're not"
No, large letters mean that I can't read small letters, at least not as quickly as I can read larger letters.
This is literally a horoscope for handwriting
My horoscope is actually very reliable. It is, without fail, inaccurate. I would have expected it to get something right about me just due to chance at some point.
100% failure rate
large letters mean that my handwriting is trash and i cant write anything remotely legible if i dont write big
My n and x are often indistinguishable.
bad
Wait how else am I meant to distinguish between $x$ and $\times$?
Bannanachair Monarch
My handwriting is so bad that it's the only way I know
Yeah that's all way too inconsistent
But yeah, I stopped writing x with crossing over long ago
I sometimes write $\times$ so messily that it looks like a y
Bannanachair Monarch
And sometimes it looks like a backwards y
I mean that happens when I handwrite things; I generally just LaTeX everything. My class notes are LaTeXed.
imagine writing on the lines
it usually takes less time for me to write my hw in latex because i erase and rewrite letters constantly when writing it out
ill write delta like 7 times before thinking "mmm i think its good now?"
"Big letters means you're an attention seeker. A lack of gap in making your c means you dont want to let anybody in" Now make a big fat c with lack of gap, and shout OBJECTION
Hello Everyone!
Yeah, I literally don't know how to write some letters like $\zeta$ and $\xi$
Bannanachair Monarch
Is it hard to learn mathematical induction and other methods in like a day?

R is just a P with a pp
you could feasibly learn them in a day, but being used to using them in a given situation is another story
You can probably get an intuitive gist of what induction is, but it's debatable if you can actually use it in the context of different problems.
A standard undergraduate intro to proofs course would spend over a week, probably two or three at least, on induction.
In my experience
I had a chapter on mathematical induction in HS, one that I found annoying back then.
And nobody who just takes an intro proofs course is the best ever at proving things; all of math education is learning how to prove things
in HS when we did induction it was like a 2 week thing it was pain
That is wonderful! I just realized that I haven't covered a whole section of one topic in school, when I was writing paper 1 (obviously I failed..). I have paper 2 exam in 2 days, and I feel really bad about it.
So, like, you might learn the definition of what induction is in a day. You won't learn how to use induction, when it's appropriate, the intricacies of inductive arguments, how many base cases you need, etc. in a day.
Ohkay, thanks for letting me know!
The best way to learn induction is to try to write proofs that use induction and then have a professor go over them and tell you what to do better next time.
I am talking about induction in high-school level.
Then a teacher
You can use some online resources to learn and practice, and ask for help here when stuck. #proofs-and-logic is your friend.
Deduction is a form of reasoning. Mathematical induction is one of the forms in which it appears within mathematics.
Proof by induction and proof by contradiction are both proof techniques.
Loosely speaking, proofs are deductions bound by some rules of inference, which take some statements/axioms for granted to establish something new.
Neither are necessarily part of the other, though they can be - you can use an inductive argument to prove a contradiction, for example.
Do you guys think proofs require a calculator? I have a calc paper. The first one was non-calc so I had a lot of algebra (proofs)
Proofs generally do not require a calculator.
Ohh
Especially the ones you would do at a highschool level
If there are computations required to do a proof, then the teacher shouldn't have any issues with you using a calculator, though.
Some proofs do require calculators and computers that run for months. The proof of the Four Colours Theorem is a good example of that.
Also, what about De moivre's theorm and conjugate root theorm? Is it easy to grasp?
De-Moivre is proved by induction if I remember correctly?
demoivres theorem is not intuitive
anything you have to prove by induction is not intuitive 
I was just spoonfed that as a fact in HS, I don't think I ever looked at it in a geometric way(which probably helps?)
i dont remember using induction for de moivre's, unless im remembering the wrong theorem
Most mathematics is not very intuitive. Building mathematical intuition is difficult.
nah it's pretty intuitive
$(\cos x + i\sin x)^{n}=\cos nx + i\sin nx$ is De Moivre's; I don't know if it's what you were remembering
oh lmao i am remembering the wrong thing
Bannanachair Monarch
yeah you use induction on that
This is the one I remember
never learned de moivre's but it's obvious once you learn e^ix = cosx + i sinx
You guys all make it sound hard and easy at the same time.
And there is also geometric interpretations of Idk what
I would just do $(\cos x+i\sin x)^{n}=(e^{\pi x})^{n}=e^{nx\pi}=\cos nx+i\sin nx$ personally
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Bannanachair Monarch
i feel like for a lot of proofs, when i first learned how to do them, i spent an hour thinking "this makes no sense" and then something would click in my head and id think "OH thats how you do it"
But I'm sure there's a way that uses induction
This one isn't so bad by induction either iirc, you have to use some compound angle identities in the final step.
Oh and I need to also learn complex, binomials, eular form. Are they complicated?
Complex you just have $\sqrt{-1}$
Bannanachair Monarch
How much time do you really have?
So complex numbers are $a+b\sqrt{-1}$
Bannanachair Monarch
Where $a$ and $b$ are real
Bannanachair Monarch
Since you mentioned you have 2 days of time, I wouldn't really recommend such hard grinding.
Same but sometimes it takes months 
And also Euler's identity, $e^{i\pi\theta}=\cos\theta+i\sin\theta$
Bannanachair Monarch
My test is on 10th june. And I have the math olympiad on the same day. Then I have physics the next day (11th)
That's all you need to know about complex numbers; everything else basically just follows from that
oofy
Test+olympiad on the same day is yikes
Both math
Tbh when reading something I like to go all out and read 24/7
Putnam the same day as finals
that reminds me i had an exam right before i took the putnam and so i slept through the second half of it
That's what my school does
What is putnam?
So I do think you could learn all those in 2 days
Very hard math test
you have an extra pi in there
It's why I haven't tried the putnam yet
I keep doing that
Apparently round 1 for this country olympiad is easy
I keep mixing up the e^pi i=-1 with the more general version
What?
Was directed towards Monarch
The school schedules finals for all departments in that week
$$\dv[n]{x}e^{e^{i 2\pi/n}x} = e^{e^{i 2\pi/n}x}$$
Merosity
The department gets no say in the matter, and only like 3 or 4 people do the putnam from my school each year anyway
I have two weeks of exams

Ahhhh
Basically, it's the registrar's fault
:(


Thanks guys! I don't even feel like working knowing that it is difficult.
in any case, doing algebra with complex numbers is often pretty nice once you get used to it
dang yall
Study, but don't burn yourself out, is my suggestion.
If you feel like more studying is just going to exhaust you instead of help you, then stop
My school has reading days before finals, and I never study on reading days - I need to be rested and energized in advance of finals, personally, so I do my studying during the semester
I am already burnt out on chem. I moved(forced) from bio to chem like right next to the finals, and I am been trying to study the whole book in barely a week. I just finished chem, so I am glad.
But, like, just because that works for me doesn't mean it will work for you, and you know you best.
Thanks.
But if you genuinely don't know the material that's going to be on the test than obviously study for it
Goodluck for your exams nevertheless. Do keep your well-being in mind.
This. Your well-being is way more important than a test.
Hahaha, if I don't score well, my well-being is worse.. if you get what I mean.
If you fuck up, you can always do better next semester.
I mean sometimes you fuck up and you die
Word of advice: Don't take test scores like that. I used to cut if I got anything below an A on a test; I was not healthy. I've been way better since I let my GPA drop a bit.
If anything I've been super lax about my grades, which is unhealthy too but I feel good about not tormenting myself with grades. I feel like if you put some genuine effort into stuff you like, communicate well, grab good opportunities, then things just work out fine.
Yeah, I still put effort in, I just don't see myself as a failure if I only do better than most of the class instead of being top of the class.
studying hard before a test is fine so long as you can still perform on the test lol
And, like, when my effort shifted from getting good grades to understanding the material, school got way easier, if that makes sense.
Yeah, I guess so. I moved schools and everyone here is chasing, like literally "chasing after the grades". They keep taking about their grades and it is annoying.
This reminds me of me in chem. I blanked out 2day.
Yeah, ignore that kind of talk. Focus on learning and understanding the material, that's the most important thing. Even if your grade doesn't reflect that, a good teacher will know when you put in genuine effort to understand material (especially if you go to office hours, etc.)
You know you've got it good when your profs are sending you memes
Thanks for the advise. The teachers don't teach, lol. I have plenty of free time.
I have a list of messages on my account saying "no class".
Or I forgot that we had class
When you go to university and/or college, go to a school where the professors are known for being good at teaching, is my recommendation. That's way more important than a school with prestigious research or whatever as an undergrad
Lol where can you find those 
my specific graduating class in high school was very competitive, much more so than any other class, i felt much better after i graduated, and just worried about learning the material for myself and not as some social game
The guy I'm thinking of, I was in two classes with him and played board games against him in office hours before we got to that level.
Woah
He's also just known to just basically be a very old child (exaggerating slightly, but only slightly)
one of the profs in physics owns a ton of guitars, played OW a lot and watches anime hes chill
There's a compsci professor who taught over twitch during the pandemic, and sometimes his students would watch his streams. I never had him though, but my friends did.
we talked about quantum numbers for like an hour or two straight and then talked about punk concerts
I have an English professor who I had for one semester and just stay in touch with to talk about music
oh do you listen to The Wall together
Also, any good punk bands touring? All the bands I follow stopped touring for the pandemic and haven't started again yet
No; we are in agreement that The Wall is overrated. It's only like the 7th or 8th best Floyd album, and a mediocre album in general (though the movie is good and some of the individual tracks are pretty good)
not sure, im much more in the metal scene than punk, although i can ask a friend
I'm in a bunch of scenes
im partial to Animals and Meddle since i have nostalgia for those
It's been so long since I've seen live music I'll honestly take anything
well fall of troy is going to start touring again i think
Personally I really like early Floyd stuff; Piper and Saucerful
nah not touring exactly, but they will be doing a few shows in CA and TX
Ah, that's a bit out of the way for me
I think I'll just start following local concert venues. There's bound to be something.
those are sometimes the most fun imo, im not one for big concerts
Oh, I almost never go to big concerts
What talk is starting and how to see it?
It looks like it's going to be about the Yoneda lemma
^^^^^
yo
wait this talk is for people other than the discord too 
ur name gives me solo leveling vibe banachair
there's a prof
I don't know enough category theory to be able to get anything out of it, I think.
link to talk https://bbb.agdsn.de/der-juy-3ge-0pq>
Solo leveling?
Its a manhwa
The talk that I posted
korean comic equivalent
Solo leveling is bad
Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint is superior
Thank you for coming to my talk
lol lol lol
This one got recorded
This is the second time I've heard about manhwa this week and I had never heard of the medium before now. Has it suddenly skyrocketed in popularity in the west (like k-pop did after Gangnam Style), or was I just not noticing it before now?
how do talk work
You open your mouth and your throat vibrates the air, which makes soundwaves that other people can hear.
it's not working
You can notify your interest through ModMail, then release an announcement about the contents/timings/medium. Then just do the talk on prescribed date.
I know, but it became massively more popular among western audiences in 2012 after Gangnam Style blew up worldwide.
gangnam style introduced kpop to you, the masses
because ur typing carla
but i'm typing with my mouth

,iam talks
Gave you the Talks selfrole.
carla are you ok
That's how you do it
typing with mouth
wow
Voice typing smh
TTS
then its clearly working
Wait no the opposite of TTS
Text to speech
Oh shit that doesn't work
Speech to text
Need some word starting with S to replace text
only 8 people showed up to the talk 
The numbers might be low, but engagement matters more imo
Par for the course. My department used to hold colloquia that only like 5 undergrads would show up to and then all the professors
4 are from his university or w/e
And stuff
what was the talk bout?
yea I remember going to colloquia with no other students 
Yoneda lemma
Ange,how do you find these amazing nicknames
My school tries to make the colloquia undergrad accessible, and my advisor gives extra credit to her calc class for kids who attend colloquia.
o rip
I dont even know what a category is
it's a thingy and its inner workings
and the yoneda lemma says if you have no friends you're nothing
Well
Categories also have some extra structure
It isn't just a big collection of things
Still can't do the category of all categories
Like isomorphisms and homomorphisms?
No homomorphisms in cat theory
Or
I guess all the morphisms are homomorphisms
Because they are in hom
i am in homo too
There is a category of small categories
Yes but I want self-referentiality
Idk any categories
Theory
What is it useful for outside algeber
applications to cs theory?
it's useful for shitposting on mathematics discord
serious answer: some people will tell you there are applications to programming language theory
it's related to functional programming
Set theory is arguably better for this
It depends on the type of CS theory
Lambda calculus/type theory is more relevant to functional programming than category theory is
you can't use set theory to obscure easy concepts
don't @ me
Can't you?
I can't
tbh i'm not convinced any computer scientist does category theory
there is this book by bartosz milewski "category theory for programmers"
and computer science people will tell me its great
Sounds dubious
This is just function composition...
it's also a commutative diagram
lol
Yes function composition makes a commutative diagram
Category theory is used a lot in algebraic geometry as well as just in algebra
Outisde algebra
It's used in geometry
one could also mention applications to philosophy(?)
but i already mentioned shitposting
What geometry is it used in that isn't algebraic geometry
I mean that's the only one that immediately comes to mind
Given the importance of algebraic techniques to number theory I wouldn't be surprised if there's category theory used in number theory
Define using category theory
Like I think a lot of math gets by by just saying oh the category of this and that's a functor
Which in my mind barely counts. But then there's stuff like brown rep
browns rep theorem is so fucking cool
I think there is very little of math that could not get by without category theory
but it normally drastically reduces work and language and setup
Brown rep itself isn't really categorical in its original formulation
iirc its basically just obstruction theory
Theres a lot of effort in phrasing things categorically
Yeah I guess I'm thinking of this version of Brown rep: https://www.ams.org/journals/tran/1965-119-01/S0002-9947-1965-0182970-6/S0002-9947-1965-0182970-6.pdf
But yeah my point is, I guess there's a lot of math that can avoid CT, but where it can help somehow
this is like rarely true
Category theory is like a language
once you know it
But then I'm wondering how much number theory uses "actual" category theory
most things end up being pretty naturally categorical
idek what actual category theory really means tbh
you could argue that even setting up infinity cats is so hard that using them in any way is category theory
same with model cats to a lesser extent
you use colimits and stuff all the time
I'd say that counts
and properties of adjoints are essential to make arguments painless often
the one downside of studying using dummit and foote
is that talking about CT here
is far more entertaining
Yeah for sure
I mean a lot of times the question you're asking is, "what's the right category here?" Like you have some naturally occurring phenomena and then you want to "categorify" it to understand it better.
oh sure building categories can be hard work
@rancid meadow
when i dont have time to BM because yasuo is close ^
when i do ^
well that didnt work out
the 2nd message is about the 2nd clip
is that supposed to be sarcastic? lol
Yes
yes it does take practice to execute her mechanics correctly
Ez af champ
the difficulty doesn't lie in the breadth of combos like with riven
It's easy when ur champ has mechanics to inflate your true skill level
rather in the actual precision of the execution
tf are you talking about fam
he has no mechanics
fiora is in a terrible spot rn
pure skill
Agreed
@grim token in any case responding to your original comment
riven is hard mechanically for sure but again a lot of it is in the breadth and stand-alone memorized execution of combos
i find fiora and camille to be more interesting because of the higher emphasis on positional precision
do you play dota?
invoker can be compared to riven in a sense in terms of having lengthy combos that focus on speed of input
but invoker's combos are both longer and require greater speed than riven combos

invoker has 10 spells and each one is made available to cast by pressing 3 keys in order (an ordering of Q W E) and R to actually make it appear as a castable spell
then another key to cast it right
so a standard 3 spell combo would be 15 keypresses
but you would want to get that to less than 3 seconds
You also want to be doing animation cancels
Sure there are hard champs
And sure they are difficult to learn
but once they are learnt
learned*
I think they inflate the player's actual elo
I guess that's how it's supposed to work
But idk sometimes its frsutrating
yeah for sure @sharp mulch
although riven also has an emphasis on this
When I play Master Yi I could be playing 200% and be at the same level as a 100% trying fiddlesticks or somethign
a central one
but overall invoker combos have a faster speed of input and are lengthier than riven combos
Hehe big mana pool
and if you want to estimate the total number by like 10c3 (lol) it'd be 120
some example riven combos here
there's probably much less unique riven combos, like, up to slight variation
hello banan
oh nice i think lol
i remember my dad being on jury duty once or something
all i remember is going to a courthouse
yeah I am happy
I was one of 30-ish people who were being questioned by attorneys as a potential juror in this case
and they chose 14, 12 for the jury and 2 alternates
if I had been chosen, I would have had to go back every day this week to hear the trial
XDD
I didn't know it was this hard
Seems pretty easy to me
i mean i dont have personal experience with riven combos, try em out for yourself, i was talking about invoker combos in the messages above what you replied to
solely in terms of speed of input and total length in terms of keypresses
(compared to riven combos)
@pure sun ah i see
yeah sounds like a pain
when do you start being eligible?
i cant imagine being selected lol
it depends on the state, in texas I think it's 18 but in missouri it's 21
I was also called once in texas when I was 19 but I got excused from it cuz I was a student
called it buncho
haha yeah
oh you can be excused? nice
although my education was never actually brought up (though I know they did have that information)
what I think got me struck was me saying "I don't think it's fair that this 17-year-old is being charged as an adult" and they asked me if I would be able to separate that feeling from my ability to "follow the rules of the courtroom and apply the law of the state of missouri as given by the judge and assess all of the presented evidence fairly and impartially" to which I responded "yes, I believe that I am good at following rules"

yeah arch, you can get excused for things like "a student" (so you dont hav eto miss school) or "would pose extreme hardship" (i.e. you have a dependent who relies on you for daily care) or for a few other reasons
removed from jury duty because i promised to decide guilty no matter the defendant
what happens if I just like
i mean if you dont want to become a juror its really easy to disqualify yourself
lol i am very bad at compartmentalizing stuff like that so i imagine i would get struck instantly
hahaha

max theyll think youre a brainlet
oh also i'm allowed to talk about this cuz I wasn't selected so
the alleged crime was a pair of muggings
with a firearm
the defendant was 17 at the time of the alleged crimes
i mean idk i havent gotten called for jury duty and i know it sucks
but i feel like if i got called id genuinely try
at least the first time
just to experience the legal system
there are better ways to experience the legal system

since its, you know, the foundation of modern society and all, probably good if my conception of it is at least somewhat grounded in experience
why don't you commit your own crime instead of relying on others? smh nami
rather than purely what media shows
so I wasn't going out of my way to get struck, but also like, when they asked me questions like, how does the age of the defendant influence your perception of them
i'm going to answer truthfully
honestly im surprised you took the job
and i did say "yes I could follow the rules and separate my feelings from the laws I'm asked to apply"
i mean personally i dont see a significat difference between 17 and 18?
its your civic duty 
then again thinking back to high school
as opposed to just saying like "no I could not do that and I would return a not guilty verdict"
12th graders were way more emotionally mature than 11th
which I could have done (and which someone else in there did)
so like, the thing is, the "line" isn't even a line
17 year olds can be little more than 0 years or just under 2 years younger than 18 year olds
because in missouri the "line" is 17, but even if you're under 17
you can still be tried as an adult
it's just taht over 17 is automatic adult
huh i see
and under 17 the state has to appeal to a judge
kids as young as 14 can be tried as an adult
That strongly depends on the individual; one year doesn't make that much of a difference, I think.
if the state approves
i mean yea it does but talking as a whole
but like, I guess my feeling is more of a, if we don't trust 17 year olds to buy cigarettes or alcohol or (in some states) consent to sex
obviously this is purely anecdotal
why are we treating them like an adult in this case
(for the record i dont actually know the age of consent in missouri)
In 1977, a petition was addressed to the French parliament calling for the abrogation of several articles of the age of consent law and the decriminalization of all consensual relations between adults and minors below the age of fifteen (the age of consent in France). A number of French intellectuals โ including such prominent names as Louis Ar...
foucault moment
i mean rather than going the side of "17 is close to 18 so treating them as an adult is fine" i would probably think along the lines of "18 is that close to 17, even at 18 its a bit sketchy"
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When do you have the right to vote in the U.S.?
voting is 18
but alcohol is 21, of course
of course
y should voting and alcohol be related
But that's still more justifiable than what's happening in Austria.
Voting is 16, although you are only considered to be an adult once you reach the age of 18.
Why should you be able vote on the faith of your nation, when you aren't even allowed to decide when you go to bed 
it's just ur stance on politiks
granted, ur stance on bedtime is overruled but still 
who doesnt let 18 year olds decide when to go to bed
what kind of overprotective parent
16
and I only meant legally
you have no idea
there are people like that
i personally know them
granted they are not 18 anymore
but they barely left the house
because their parents were worried about them
parenting approaches differ
Well I mean idk if parents "legally" decide your bedtime even there no?
mm yes helicopter parents mmm
i was fortunate to have decently understanding parents
so at 16 i did not have rigidly determined bedtimes
I think they can just make an ultimatum like "you're kicked out if you don't go to bed at this time"
that's when you kick the parents out
on the other hand i constantly heard about curfews and stuff from other kids and families
which was namely because they would be out partying past midnight
Yes but I'm being a little bit technical about the law here
meanwhile i did not party
very much at all
which would explain a bit of the ease i had with bedtimes
Like obv they can kick you out of the house > 18 if they want lol
Okay, yes, I should've given a different example xD
Let's go with property then. You are allowed to vote while you still don't own anything, legally.
you still have a concious mind tho
and you live, and experience things
and can critically think, maybe
In fact I'd wager they're still legally responsible for you so if anything kicking your kids out at 17 could qualify as some form of negligence no? I have no idea what the law is on that
Is this actually true? a lot of states have laws against just kicking people out of homes as an anti-homeless-thing
but they do have to support their kid financially though, right?
for example like, if two people are dating and live together and break up
one of them can't just be like "you have to move out tomorrow"
if that would leave the other person homeless
it does depend on the state
I think they can?
Well I don't mean same day, there's probably some kind of eviction process
But I wouldn't think they can just stay with you indefinitely
And I guess that's what I had in mind earlier, like regardless of the age parents are allowed to have a "my house my rules" policy, so I was wondering what adulthood changed on a legal level. So e.g. ownership of things (in Austria)
So yeah that's pretty nuts
yeah I agree with that dami
but like
it's like a 30-day civil court kind of process
I'm trying to google this and it seems like most states make distinctions between "tenants" and "guests" and "lodgers"
I don't know about you the U.S., but if parents decide to kick their children out of the house before they finished studying, they must support them financially.
depending on the presence of a legal agreement
or if the person can demonstrate taht they contribute to the upkeep of the house
and how long they've been staying there
jokes on my parents, i'll be like 27 by the time im done studying
hahahaha
What is thesis defence?
I think there's a limit for age (I think it's 24) for such cases -.-
Defense
Defend it from who?
afaik the "defense" is usually formal in the sense that your advisor shouldn't let you do it if they aren't already sure you will pass
The snakes
sometimes you defend it from andrew wiles
Do they try to poke holes in your argument?
if there are holes in your argument you probably should not be allowed to defend the thesis
or even suspected holes
(for math in particular)
So then what is there to defend it from
(not other subjects)
Kek
@pure sun what snake did you have to fight?
it's just a conversation, usually (if you are prepared).

Q: Could the snake kill me?
A: That almost never happens. But if youโre worried, just make sure that you write a good thesis.
advice to live by

there weren't very many snakes
my defense was over zoom
I talked for about 45 minutes and got a handful of questions
I feel it's not difficult to write a mediocre but passable thesis? But overall doing original work feels non trivial
mostly of the form "is this related to xyz other topic?" and "did you think about how this method might be used to solve related problems?" and stuff like that
yeah dami i know some uchicago grad students who didnt prove anything original and were leaving academia
and their dissertatino was like
a 15-page summary of some known theorems and then a small lemma they proved
which definitely falls under "mediocre but passable"
yeah 15 pages is really really short
mine was 120 pages
oh?
i feel like undergrad theses are usually like
40-ish
at the most
I see, I guess it's maybe different in differetn places
most undergrad theses I've seen don't reach 60 pages
but this is from an american perspective
Ange and I attended a zoom thesis defense for math/computer science, and it was basically the same as what Buncho said. 45 minute talk, lots of very congratulatory and non-confrontational questions at the end.
It was an extremely good talk, seemed very rock solid.
I'm sure it would be tougher if things were not as... Clearly impressive? Idk.
THIS IS REAL??? 
yeah i've attended a good number of both live and zoom defenses over the past few years and most of them kinda follow that format, but it does depend on the committee and institution and how impressive the math is
yes brofib not a metaphor
you will want to prepare yourself
for trial by combat
hypersheaf
mcsweeneys is fantastic (their academic satire, that is)
its an incredibly niche target audience
of overly online academics
but it serves that niche very well
mcsweeny's?
oh the website
i dont get the metaphor and because of that i dislike it.
there isnt a metaphor
its a helpful guide for dealing with the snake portion of a thesis defense
snakes are living organisms. i do not think it is reasonable to think that people trying to get accreditation from schools fight snakes.
Have you gotten a Ph.D.?
It's honestly an antiquated part of the process in my opinion
but its stuck around
no, i watched my hs teacher do his thesis defense and i did not see any stakes
like quals
in math education
Oh the snakes come at the end, and they don't allow spectators
for the obvious reasons
no one wants to see death
this is why math jokes arent funny.
i've conversed with multiple phd students preparing for their defense/snake fight
it depends on how good your thesis is
It's not a math jokes (you can get a phd in many things)
generations of mathematicians have been battling certain snakes
the reason mathematicians rock climb is to train their grip strength to be able to grip the snake.
Honestly the snake part is the only thing most Ph.D.'s have in common across fields
what was i reffering to?
damn u got me
i was not careful
i am a fool
anyway i think this is very funny and that u r overthinking it
did you know i can read minds over the web?
i feel like its obviously satire from the article
even if youre unfamiliar with mcsweeneys
and somehow miss the header banner that says its humour
and the satire disclaimer at the bottom
did you watch the bit where he had to write down a full sentence
and switched colors every word lmao
i watched all 3
noice
i cant read sht but i can watch video ๐
which vid link pls
timestamp*
idk
also why do they speak in english at a french school
because french is too hard
english is the language of academia or something idk
if they wanted to speak french the only textbooks they'd have would be algebraic geometry 
i want latin back
cringe
trueing
@errant kiln if you summon satan then just lusten to mayhem
i need dopamine
ok I'll try both
but don't trip when the sidewalk becomes fluid

Start swimming when it becomes a fluid

dive into it?
what up nerds

and weebs
nerd
from itertools import product
for x, y in product(range(-10,10),repeat=2):
if x*y == -18 and x+y == 9:
print(x, y)```brute forcing meth
didn't expect to see weebs here

looks a bit unefficient
oh gawd
wouldn'tn'tmt't tho?
Huh?
@leaden torrent add emote https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/844413204087308324.gif
nami is a nincompoop when it comes to adding emotes
other mods will probably be more open to adding emotes
?

Bigmath heard that
@/Moderators add to the emote or else
mind half those are shitposts
i guess nami just has a prejudice against me, then
could you put it as :catVibe:
we are still missing a non-ironic "that is smart!" emote, i need to find an image for this

is a very good emote
When was it added
And who added it
Obviously someone based
why would we want this
no one on this server ever says anything smart
objectively false.
๐
maybe closest is ๐ฑ for smart and ๐ถ for dumb, at least the dog one i think gomez uses it this way
and also
as popularized by moldi
I've always used
non-ironically
the best emotes to use ironically are those that are non-ironic
you can just tell people "that was smart"
that was smart
there is this social media post that talks about how elephants have a specific sound for "danger, there is bees"
and one comment is like "i wish humans were so smart they had that"
they do
Lmao
this sound is "danger, there is bees"
Is the elephant sound learned or innate though?
i think its learned
you can probably look at different elephant herds
and find accents or different language even
elephants do have some form of culture
well my rooster never saw another rooster before and makes a sound typical of roosters, might be different for elephant tho
Odd question, but does anyone know of any good intercity public transportation in America, specifically operating in upstate NY?
I'm looking into Greyhound routes for a trip that I'm planning, but the routes seem to have changed due to the pandemic
Amtrak and Greyhound I guess
Oh lol rip
Rip American public transportation as well
So now I would need to spend 13 hours on what should be a 5 hour trip, fucking around with transfers
Have you considered a helicopter rental
Trailways has literally exactly the same routes as Greyhound, which is helpful
A bit out of my price range, I believe

Yeah, the cheapest I could find is on the order of 4 digits.








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@deep mango so you are telling in a server of nerds, there is no weeb?
@vagrant kestrel hello there

@deep mango get rekt lol
so I am recent HS passout and I am looking forward to study real ANAL-ysis.
I have some introduction to proof writing techniques

The book I will be using is Terence Tao's
So, Just wanted to ask if the proof appendix in Tao's book enough
or yall recommend me to take a proof writting course

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y tho?
Big fan of Spivak Calculus
@crystal stone i see thanks for the heads up
How abt Rudin?
Is anyone here a metalhead?
very few people
Rudin sucks
i don't like Rudin either
Spivak's Calculus is good
Tao is fine tbh
@neat lintel Carothers?
yessir
im a metal head but not a metalhead
What genre @cold needle @sacred geyser
i enjoy most books ๐ they are fine
i was joking lol
@cold needle oh
mostly death metal
and some power metal
Metal likes brass instruments, but that's not a metal so
not a metalhead
@sacred geyser Obituarty?
Do u listen to them
I am mostly into thrash, doom and death
Black metal is shit
How can anyone like that
obituary slaps
some black metal is pretty good, deathspell omega or ruins of beverast
also like uhhh der weg einer freiheit
@sacred geyser do you listen to rammstein
how do people know obscure metal band that is from around here (der weg einer freiheit)
@surreal sapphire Have a visit to r/metalmemes
i like der weg haha, like finisterre and stellar
Shit blowed up after Mayhem
i met them on some occassions
@surreal sapphire uh a cultured man
der weg is pretty well known in the guitar hero scene
i do, they are very fun
@sacred geyser Ikr, Bartzabel is sure on Satans Spotifys playlist

Some black metal is kinda bad insofar as itโs recorded horribly
that's part of the experience
But thereโs some well mastered black metal or blackened metal that is really good
Ehh yea I can take some of that but sometimes itโs too much
recorded on a sony walkman inside the bass drum
OdiumNostrum is a great channel
of course

thats a cartoon character ange
What
I will openly admit that I find 2d men attractive
I will openly admit that I find 2d women attractive

what happens there stays there ange

vectors have angles

idk if thats relevant
you have angles
yes
i am conflicted on whether or not to read IRM chapter 9
it's on gauss-bonnet
how important is it 
comparison geometry 
Well I got to do some event planning for the fall
Let's just say I'm getting paid to study for both the subject and general GRE
I also get to host workshops for people to learn it
Which means I gotta work through the examples
YuH
General gre is easy
One would hope
thats actually based
i mean hosting workshops
I didn't
I mean it's kinda cool
I just wish it wasn't most of my job, I'd rather be doing math
when things are in person I'll be helping more people
and hopefully I'll re-learn how to integrate and differentiate quickly
Lol I didn't know that at the time which is why my essay score wasn't great
I spent wayyyyyyyy too long thinking about the prompt
Honestly just re-write something from Albert Camus
And not conducive to writing deeply
I wonder what would happen if I came in with pages of a novel memorized
and just re-worked it to fit the prompt
I think mine was about whether people should have to take classes in areas other than their main one
"No, next question"
Lmao
Was there one or two? I think two?
in fact I think I got cut mid sentence by the timer for one of them
lmfao
the UChicago reu had to work w the university
and made peter and all the volunteers sign off on a bunch of documents
saying we accept the health risks
of research
might go mentally insane 
What are the health risks of mathematics research?
thats the joke
Oh
Its a generic health release form
but its like
"what kind of dangerous chemicals will be in the lab"
I'm a volunteer
There's the ink chemicals from the printer
I guess
i wont be there in person
Probably lots of nitrogen and oxygen in the air too
Those things can be dangerous
Health risk: You're kidnapped by a secret society operating out of Chicago, dating back to ancient times, and prepared as a human sacrifice to the dark god of mathematics
im in california
Wait nevermind you said you're doing it virtually
I put that there because you said it was UChicago
You'll be kidnapped by the California chapter

You know, the one we make blood sacrifices to on our altars whenever there's a full moon in order to get good grades?

blender for the 3D part, latex for the background
lots of other tools to glue it all together

is making animation in blender easy-ish?

making animation in processing is easy imo
depends on what you want to make
Avatar 2 

I want a block to flip in the air
depending on what you mean by that, could be easy or hard
a literal rotation by 180 degrees about its origin - dead easy
gravity+complicated rotations
also pretty easy since blender can do physics simulation
depending on how you want it to look, might have to tweak stuff
there are a ton of great tutorials out there on youtube
alright wish me luck
Lots of blender fluids on youtube
Lots of fluids on the internet ๐






