serious-discussion

[timid bronze]

do you knkw whag a rebound exactly is..

[deep mango]

attraction is attraction

[timid bronze]

Ok full stop

We see things differently.

[deep mango]

obviously

but my point is, he was in a vulnerable state, and enjoyed my company, and im happy he did

its not like i was manipulated or disrespected

maybe if he lied to me then yea

[silent junco]

idk anything about chemistry but theres probably a lot of math in it

[timid bronze]

Yes and it makes sense for you to not mind this though I prefer exclusively long term commitment

[deep mango]

but he said very clearly "idk if i really want to do anything real right now because this just happened" and i said "we can see then, i dont mind" and we went from there

[timid bronze]

I don’t like going on so many dates unless I’m convinced it’s a longterm commitment

[deep mango]

and then it was only 2

[timid bronze]

Ask ryc

He is rizzing so many ppl up

[deep mango]

i think that if ur going into dating suspicious that ur partner may be trying to get one over on you

thats probably not good

[timid bronze]

I’m not going into dating suspicious

[thorn wren]

wait this is discussy 2

[timid bronze]

Is if I know or not by them telling me

[thorn wren]

wow that explains why its so slow

[deep mango]

i didnt mean that i meant like i wouldnt do that

[deep mango]

but i would if they were honest and open

[thorn wren]

@deep mango how do I compel this dude in one of my classes to randomly ask me out

[timid bronze]

Well yeah I’m very confident in that I don’t want someone to be dating me solely for a rebound

[silent junco]

isolate him from everyone who cares about him

[timid bronze]

chances aren’t slim that there is no genuine attraction towards you

[deep mango]

send email to whole class over multiple weeks with things along the lines of "the man in the silver suit and top hat is coming..." and then one day show up in a silver suit covered in sequins and a silver top hat and tip it to him and present a rose from within

[timid bronze]

rebounds can be short lived and fall out

which is not what I’d want

[deep mango]

sounds good to me, no sweat off my back then

[thorn wren]

ryc and ally discover they have different relationship goals

[timid bronze]

Dude he is SHAMING me

[deep mango]

idk i just like meeting lots of people so its always a net positive for me

[timid bronze]

I am not shaming him

[timid bronze]

Yes and I respect that

[deep mango]

i am not shaming either...

[timid bronze]

I AM speaking to you nicely

[deep mango]

but i am challenging the institution of the rebound as a whole

[timid bronze]

You are speaking to me rudely

[thorn wren]

All I want in a relationship is to date a morning person so he can get me coffee

[deep mango]

im tired its 2am lance is annoying me

[silent junco]

i dont get the genuine attraction thing either. attraction is something thats cultivated, it starts out as shallow and gets deeper as you progress. you cant just demand the same kind of attraction youd see in a happy marriage from someone youve been seeing for 3 months

[thorn wren]

Many such cases

[deep mango]

not make?

[thorn wren]

That'd also work

[night basin]

I woke up at 3 AM, does that count? /j

[deep mango]

are you picky about certain drinks

[timid bronze]

Rebounds can involve a person using you as a distraction instead of dating you because they genuinely have feelings for you

[deep mango]

do you only want a latte

[timid bronze]

Also

sometimes

[thorn wren]

I usually get a latte but I'm generally fine with anything with some milk in it

machine coffee is fine

[timid bronze]

often times a person who is rebounding will leave their current partner if their ex says they want them back

[deep mango]

thats bad for sure

[timid bronze]

like imagine how terrible that'll feel (I'd at least be upset as hell..?)

that's what I mean by genuine attraction

you're just there for a distraction

[thorn wren]

I mean when I've rebounded this would not have been the case

[fast kraken]

Hell ya I can and I will

[deep mango]

ok if i can say what led me to be a little defensive

[thorn wren]

I tend to go scorched earth mode with exes

[deep mango]

i think i took you calling "a person who is a rebound is a distraction" as you calling me a distraction for this dude

[timid bronze]

I personally just want anyone dating me to be completely over their ex

[deep mango]

but now i see you were using you generally

[silent junco]

oh i wasnt paying attention to the context

[fast kraken]

The trick is for them to not have an ex

[night basin]

I have 0 exes 🙂

[deep mango]

Hahahahaha.

[timid bronze]

Oh idk ab your situation sorry if I was unclear

[fast kraken]

What does this mean exactly

[deep mango]

only cuz you want to prevent urself from being able to go back cuz u would

[timid bronze]

I mean in general 😭

[deep mango]

ok

[silent junco]

anyway i wouldnt mind being someones rebound as long as theyre not trying to like pretend its anything else

[full hornet]

im friends with all mine

[night basin]

I think I use too much perfume

[deep mango]

yeah for me it was just the honesty and communication

but ofc if you dont want what they're being honest about thats ok too

[timid bronze]

I mean I suppose it depends on what you look for in a relationship as well

[night basin]

The smell is still strong since yesterday

[timid bronze]

I'd be pretty annoyed if I wasn't told

because I do consider it a dealbreaker personally but I do respect how everyone would feel ab it

[thorn wren]

Err I can't think of a single ex of mine where seeing eachother would not be deeply awkward. I think most of my exes are for whatever reason mildly scared of me. Many such cases.

[timid bronze]

You have exes ..?

Didn't know you pulled before

Jk

[thorn wren]

Before I became a discord mod ;wil

[deep mango]

https://tenor.com/view/small-cat-angry-cat-cute-gif-24160051

[thorn wren]

in fact my activity on mathcord was instigated by a break up

[timid bronze]

What

[brisk lantern]

Doesn't seem too bad of an idea though

[timid bronze]

Oh

I'm sorry

[brisk lantern]

What could possibly go wrong

[thorn wren]

I started becoming active on here due to a combo of a break up and a friend being creepy bc he had feelings for me

[deep mango]

dont say sorry. look what we gained ✨

[timid bronze]

Still though they can be rough to get over

[deep mango]

And now i am breaking up with you and mikkel is creepy with you

[thorn wren]

and then I ended up staying here because people are cool

[deep mango]

mikkel may not look creepy but its worse when you realize he was born in the 80s

[round abyss]

mikkel is 98!?

[thorn wren]

Mikkel predates time itself 🥀

[timid bronze]

Got called immature

[full hornet]

gn gng

[thorn wren]

Yeah he was asking in hlounge if it was creepy for him to date a 30 year old and it was like "yeah that's way too young for you vro..."

[night basin]

Oh we have 40s yo people here to?

[deep mango]

I stay here for one reason and one reason only. When I pull buzz (boi huzz) i can tell them i have a fanclub

[deep mango]

could be 38

[timid bronze]

Lance did you pay for mod perms

You might have

💔

[deep mango]

Not with money

🐾 🖼️

[timid bronze]

Did you see the drama ranting about Lanceypoo

[thorn wren]

RYC 😭

[timid bronze]

Is bro into this shit

I knew it

[deep mango]

Ew no

Ew ew ew

And why is the feet emoji furry paws

[silent junco]

since when was this an ew for you

[timid bronze]

LMFAO

[deep mango]

WHAT?

[timid bronze]

He is a cat boy

[steep mountain]

isnt this standard for all mod apps?

[rocky shuttle]

🧦 ↔️

[deep mango]

Oh fuck off

[jagged forge]

[timid bronze]

I heard it was a standard when ryc applied for mod back in the day

[steep mountain]

its only weird if you dont embrace it

[deep mango]

i did not apply

they applied me

they asked

[deep mango]

i dont and therefore it is weird for all others

[steep mountain]

[timid bronze]

Bro this is like the 360th time I've lost my airpod case

[brisk lantern]

Catgirl mod

[steep mountain]

i wish

[deep mango]

i need to remember to put a tracking tag on my earbuds case

i keep forgetting ts

[jagged forge]

mine was attached to my keys in a silicone case

[timid bronze]

Make @jagged forge a mod

Very good mod

[deep mango]

hed be a good mod

unlike many

[timid bronze]

Get grumpy at kids calling him 27

[timid bronze]

What

How would you charge it then

[deep mango]

ugh im getting awkward dms

[timid bronze]

Close DMs

[jagged forge]

it had a flap over the charging port

[deep mango]

survivor game

[brisk lantern]

I'm curious what those entail

[deep mango]

i am playing a game

about lying

and the guy everyone is lying to is dming me now

💀

i dont have a good lie ready

i will just

pretend im asleep for now

[rocky shuttle]

bad lie

[brisk lantern]

Idk ask the pink colored persons

[deep mango]

this is why you stay on do not disturb

[brisk lantern]

They should help

[silent junco]

@ everest expose him

[night basin]

What's wrong with being 27 (I am around that age)

[deep mango]

@formal wadi we should have played bvw instead of me and kiki

[jagged forge]

absolutely nothing

[deep mango]

except you would have sucked ass at that challenge

hahaha

[timid bronze]

suremark shames 27 year olds

and children

[jagged forge]

??

[deep mango]

27 year olds are close to children

[jagged forge]

i only shame children that attempt to shame me smh

[deep mango]

still in the height of their youth

[timid bronze]

I agree suremark is a child

[jagged forge]

true

[timid bronze]

Dami acts older

[jagged forge]

uh huh

[deep mango]

dami has uncle genes

[timid bronze]

Give examples of how you are more grown than Dami

You are immature compared to him

[jagged forge]

i mean

didnt we just have this conversation about the 67 stuff yesterday

[deep mango]

doesnt dami like pokemon or something

[timid bronze]

You make those jokes too

[jagged forge]

damn maybe he does act older than me

[timid bronze]

You also say "sybau," "pmo"

[jagged forge]

i never even played pokemon

[deep mango]

those are old people words now

[night basin]

What's sybau and pmo

[timid bronze]

No

[deep mango]

see

[timid bronze]

They're near 27

[timid bronze]

"Shut your bitch ass up"
"Piss me off"

[night basin]

Seriously I don't know, I am not english speaker too

Oh ok

[deep mango]

sybau is so old that even 26 doesnt know it anymore

[timid bronze]

Bro is so mad

[steep mountain]

i imagine someone old just says jeepers

[velvet dagger]

The first thing I see when I walk in lmao

[silent junco]

having the facade of an adult doesnt make you an adult

[jagged forge]

also hold on. i have NEVER made a 67 joke

tf ru talking about

[timid bronze]

You have

[jagged forge]

WHEN

pics or it didnt happen

[deep mango]

Mark is getting so fact checked

[jagged forge]

i’m fact checking her

[velvet dagger]

Bro pulled out a 67 joke years before it even became a thing

Childish + unc

[thorn wren]

kms I don't have image perms in here

[jagged forge]

BRUH

that was in 2023

[round abyss]

@ suremark can you do a joke about the lottery numbers

[velvet dagger]

Exactly it's proof of how old you are (you been doing 67 jokes for years) and of the fact that you make 67 jokes

[timid bronze]

Wdym

[thorn wren]

suremark has made 5 67 jokes

[deep mango]

lance is trying to post explicit images and its not letting him

[jagged forge]

ok that was the ONLY time and bungo did it first

[thorn wren]

people without va don't have image perms in discussion 2, and whoever set up the mod perms forgot to give the mod roles image perms here

[deep mango]

cuz of discords nsfw filter

[night basin]

Oh the basketball brainrot stuff huh

[timid bronze]

How was your VA removed

[deep mango]

without VA?!?!

[jagged forge]

i hate u so much

[timid bronze]

If this system can't handle it

[thorn wren]

Dark magic

[timid bronze]

Then get it back and don't whine

[jagged forge]

lance should have to bear the shame of VA if i have to

[deep mango]

lance is just removing roles willy nihlly

[timid bronze]

Still did it

[timid bronze]

suremark is brainrotted

[thorn wren]

live mniip reaction

[jagged forge]

ya well dami makes a 67 joke like every other hour so

[timid bronze]

Not surprised

[timid bronze]

he doesn't say "sybau" or "pmo" but you do

[thorn wren]

apparently ryc's face is gore :/

thanks discord

[timid bronze]

Bro is jealous ryc has facecard

[jagged forge]

i simply favor efficiency

[thorn wren]

my facecard never declines (I am a generic white man tbh)

[deep mango]

theres blood running down it from my crown of thorns

[silent junco]

discord nsfw filter sucks lol. so many false negatives

[timid bronze]

It's ok I'm sure you have facecard

[thorn wren]

I've never had this happen

[deep mango]

his only card is joker

[thorn wren]

the 50 year olds on dating apps say I do

[jagged forge]

is that why u got banned

wait

that would be a false positive right

[deep mango]

what a fine handsome young man

[jagged forge]

same thing

[silent junco]

yes

[jagged forge]

close enough fr

[silent junco]

yall ever have bacon so leathery it hurts your teeth to chew it

[jagged forge]

damn

[jagged forge]

dont think i have

[timid bronze]

You lit act like a kid

[deep mango]

like jerky?

[jagged forge]

what even was this

[silent junco]

hmm kinda yeah

[jagged forge]

i might have to get some beef jerky or something

my trainer said i need to eat 170g of protein every day…

feels like a lot of protein….

[silent junco]

170g is insane lol

even at my peak i was only eating around 100g. scaling for height and weight it still shouldnt come out to 170

[timid bronze]

Do you agree this is accurate pfp for Dami

[jagged forge]

daminark has mentioned poop more times than me (until this message)

why did i say daminark

[night basin]

Insects meat

Whole lots of proteins

[jagged forge]

he said 1g for every lb of my target body weight basically

[jagged forge]

no hes a sloth duh

[silent junco]

ive heard this but im not convinced

[timid bronze]

Ok and then you're that pic. You immature brat

[jagged forge]

erm rude

[jagged forge]

……..

[timid bronze]

LFMAOOO

[jagged forge]

WHERE do u mfs find this

what was i even talking about

[timid bronze]

😂

[jagged forge]

man

incredibles 2 was kinda ass

[timid bronze]

No it wasn't..

[jagged forge]

incredibles 1 was better

[timid bronze]

I loved jack jack's powers

Wrong

[jagged forge]

the villain in 2 sucked in comparison to syndrome

[timid bronze]

Wrong

[jagged forge]

also didnt she kinda just get rolled immediately i dont remember

anyway syndrome was actually kinda compelling as a villain

[timid bronze]

You probs would be the Syndrome in that show

You against Mathcord users

Teasing you

[jagged forge]

so true

[timid bronze]

😂

[jagged forge]

and when everyone’s unc….. evil laugh no one is

[timid bronze]

Dami would be Mr. Incredible

Jelly of Dami's maturity

So you try to get him back

[jagged forge]

the heck

[silent junco]

[timid bronze]

What lil bro 💔

[jagged forge]

im actually curious what @velvet dagger would have to say about who’s more mature

[timid bronze]

I'm saying Dami's more mature to ragebait you

[jagged forge]

there’s a nonzero chance he would say me

[timid bronze]

I'm tired of him spamming 67 jokes in DMs

[jagged forge]

ya i know ur always trying to ragebait me 🥀

[timid bronze]

Like he's literally told me I'm the one he's made most 67 jokes to

[timid bronze]

I love to do it!

[jagged forge]

im sorry for u

[timid bronze]

Now here's the real dollar question

Who ragebaits you more

Dami or me

[jagged forge]

definitely you

[timid bronze]

😂

So targeted

[silent junco]

youre only encouraging her

[timid bronze]

LMFAO

[jagged forge]

i only do the ignoring thing to chipotle cuz he just gets into an exponential cycle of growth

[timid bronze]

What exponential cycle of growth

[jagged forge]

like bro will just spiral into catastrophic destruction

well

[timid bronze]

LMAO

[jagged forge]

he just gets even more annoying if you acknowledge him

[timid bronze]

Hey at least I don't ragebait you the most

[fast kraken]

Oh

[jagged forge]

true ig

[fast kraken]

Is suremark an old person

[jagged forge]

older than people in this server generally yes

[fast kraken]

HAHAHAH

[fast kraken]

No one asked you

[timid bronze]

I asked him

[jagged forge]

erm excuse me for answering a question about myself

[fast kraken]

Shhh

[velvet dagger]

I prob have more internet-y humor

[fast kraken]

Manners please

[night basin]

How old people are usually in this server anyways? I assume early 20s or high schoolers though

[silent junco]

thanks pissbaby

[fast kraken]

I’m 22

Or 47

Or 67

[jagged forge]

yeah feels like the most common age group here, high school and undergrad followed by grad students / phd

[night basin]

I was about to say this, where is 67

[jagged forge]

funny that i use stages of schooling as a standin for age…. that’s how it works here

[velvet dagger]

it's right after 66

[jagged forge]

i said “excuse me” isn’t that being polite

[night basin]

Well, usually stem servers use this approach 🙂

[fast kraken]

Speak only when spoken to, mark

[timid bronze]

Has mathcord ever done a survey

[jagged forge]

i mean u literally spoke to me but ok….

[timid bronze]

I feel like I saw in Meta smth ab a demographic survey

[jagged forge]

hmm

i think there was one

[velvet dagger]

Suremark that doesn't qualify as a survey

[timid bronze]

Why do you screenshot the most random shit

[jagged forge]

your humor is like either ancient jokes or brainrot no in between

im still stuck on memes from last year 🥀

[timid bronze]

His laugh gives kiddie laugh too

[velvet dagger]

I mean 67 is a meme from last year

[fast kraken]

I can smell the nonenal radiating off this dude

[timid bronze]

Have you ever heard Dami's evil laugh

[jagged forge]

well that’s disturbing

[velvet dagger]

We are nearing the end of Q1 2026

How does that feel

[jagged forge]

feels great cuz i just got my end of quarter bonus

[velvet dagger]

It's so peak

I heard it

[timid bronze]

Yayayay cgs

[timid bronze]

Shtu up bitch

[night basin]

Skibidi

[thorn wren]

my sense of humour is well classified by I saw a dot on a white board today and promptly grabbed a marker and drew 2 eyes and mouth to make it a :·)

[night basin]

(how do I even find out younger gen brainrots)

[jagged forge]

TIL what nonenal is

[velvet dagger]

Ally does not like when people's ears work

[timid bronze]

Based tbh

[fast kraken]

The aldehyde responsible for old people smell

[timid bronze]

You'd devour this happily

[velvet dagger]

Box feels way too small for that many nuggets

[night basin]

Why

[velvet dagger]

I wonder what the number actually signifies

[timid bronze]

He is obsessed with the number

[jagged forge]

spend time on tiktok. or just spend time here i guess

[timid bronze]

I mean look at him

[rocky shuttle]

There are only 6 or 7 nuggets in there

[jagged forge]

mfs are brainrotted everywhere

[velvet dagger]

So true

[night basin]

I hate tiktok and insta in general

[timid bronze]

Spend 10 mins in discussion ||and get ready to close the channel and remove it from your channels list||

[jagged forge]

yea i dont have either one

actually i have instagram but i never go on it

[velvet dagger]

I've never even heard of an app named "either one"

[timid bronze]

.

Are you 5 my guy

[velvet dagger]

Do you have to be that young to not know the app?

[timid bronze]

"I'm not 5 my guy, I am Dami"

[velvet dagger]

Nice try

[jagged forge]

this is what i mean by boomer jokes or brainrot

[timid bronze]

Can we both block him

[jagged forge]

no it’s just wordplay

which is like. the most ancient form of humor possible

[velvet dagger]

Yeah this is closer to the boomer side of things if anything

[jagged forge]

literally thousands of years old

[timid bronze]

Imagine Dami keeps making brainrot jokes in the mod channels

[velvet dagger]

Maybe tales of chickens predate this somewhat

[jagged forge]

true

[velvet dagger]

Actually what is the oldest joke?

Or at least the oldest recorded one

[jagged forge]

wasn’t that the oldest joke. i think i know what ur talking about

idk

[fast kraken]

Chickpeas

[jagged forge]

o maybe it wasn’t about chickens

[timid bronze]

This would probably make Dami happy

[velvet dagger]

That's the common wisdom oldest joke but I wonder if there's something older that is less well known

[jagged forge]

oh it’s a fart joke 🥀

It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

[velvet dagger]

I mean hmmm tbh "Why did the chicken cross the road" is more of an antijoke than a joke

[timid bronze]

.

WHAT

[velvet dagger]

I don't get it ngl

[jagged forge]

there you go folks, oldest recorded joke

the joke is that women fart in their husbands’ lap i suppose

[night basin]

An absent-minded professor was asked, "Sir, is your beard a sign of wisdom?" He replied, "No, it's to remind me to shave."

My favourite one

[velvet dagger]

I... see...

[timid bronze]

Imagine somoeone farting on your lap 😭

[jagged forge]

idk why that’s funny but it is

[night basin]

Ancient Greek is something else

[rocky shuttle]

I'm too young to understand that joke

[velvet dagger]

I think you understand it, it just doesn't land for you

[night basin]

Ancient Egyptian joke is too nsfw to say here though unfortunately

[jagged forge]

someone’s like “wow you are so wise with the beard” and dude is just like “oh nah i just need to shave” i guess

also i mean

pretty accurate depiction of an absent minded professor type

[velvet dagger]

NSFP = not safe for pyrmaids

(Or not safe for pharaohs, either works)

[fast kraken]

I like this

[velvet dagger]

Moses approves of this notion

[fast kraken]

Why are you the sloth king

[velvet dagger]

It's a long and... not really bloody tale just a long tale

[fast kraken]

Are you laughing at your own messages or is that someone else

[velvet dagger]

You can hover over the emoji (or hold the message and tap reactions) to see who reacted

[fast kraken]

Oh I see

The smelly one

[night basin]

Poor mark

[fast kraken]

I’ve actually met him irl

[jagged forge]

i tell u man, opps everywhere

what

[fast kraken]

Remember that brunch mark?

[jagged forge]

stop the cap

no…

who even are you

[fast kraken]

He eats with his mouth open

It’s quite unpleasant

[velvet dagger]

Turns out the opps are even more everywhere than you previously anticipated

[jagged forge]

this is what i mean with opps everywhere

[jagged forge]

oh hell no bruh. they found me irl

[fast kraken]

It’s hard not to with that stench

[night basin]

I have too much perfume since yesterday

[jagged forge]

oof

[fast kraken]

Bianco latte is my fav

[night basin]

So probably that's my smell /j

[fast kraken]

Smells like cookies

[jagged forge]

i only ever owned one cologne that i haven’t used in years

it was uhhh

[fast kraken]

We know….

You should try to invest in a new one..

[jagged forge]

dolce and gabbana light blue for men

[fast kraken]

Or perhaps take a shower

[fast kraken]

That one’s meh

[night basin]

Well I use it because I spend time in the mosque (not mandatory, just encouraged, but I think I still use too much of it)

[jagged forge]

what r u even talking about 🥀

[velvet dagger]

Pissbaby is just came out of nowhere and chose violence

[fast kraken]

Ur smelly nelly

[jagged forge]

i used it because i was a teenager at the time and the internet said use this

[fast kraken]

🙏🧎‍♀️‍➡️

[jagged forge]

they must be mad i ignored their friend request

[fast kraken]

Try Giorgio Armani stronger with you intense. Smells freaking incredible

[timid bronze]

I wonder if Dami eats with his mouth closed or not

I will hopefully know one day if he visits!

He probably eats with his mouth open

[velvet dagger]

My mouth is closed most of the time, though out of necessity it opens at times

[fast kraken]

Hehe I forgot that I did that

[timid bronze]

Mind if I ask, for breathing? Or

[fast kraken]

We know what they open their mouth for

Don’t ask…

[jagged forge]

what

[timid bronze]

What

[fast kraken]

Come on

Don’t make me say it

[timid bronze]

Dami opens his mouth for yapping yes

He is a good yapper

[fast kraken]

Worse

[timid bronze]

and entertaining

Um ;-;

[jagged forge]

and talking REALLY LOUDLY

[timid bronze]

Let’s not pls

[fast kraken]

I don’t want to

[timid bronze]

Does he yap a lot when eating

[jagged forge]

i mean

[jagged forge]

we yapped during dinner sure yeah

[timid bronze]

You should know bc you had a playdate tea party with the boy

[fast kraken]

We yearn for the cheese

[timid bronze]

I forgot what you guys had

Tacos?

[jagged forge]

no it was uhhhh

[timid bronze]

Rice bowl

[fast kraken]

Sushi

Sashimi

Hand rolls?

[jagged forge]

some place called alibaba’s

[fast kraken]

Ohhh I’ve had that

[velvet dagger]

The food has to get in my mouth somehow

[jagged forge]

it was pretty good

[velvet dagger]

There might be some breathing as well? But generically I think it's closed

[timid bronze]

..

No shit dumb fuck

[fast kraken]

I would have thought you had a tube in your tummy but whatever

[fast kraken]

WOAH 🙌

The profanities are unnecessary

There’s children here

[timid bronze]

I was about to say I feel bad for teasing you ab eating with your mouth open or closed if it’s for breathing purposes 😭

Bc ik nose can be not enough for some

[night basin]

Nose exist for a reason 🙂 ||||don't do it though||

[timid bronze]

Technically I’ve had a feeding tube before that went up my nostrils down my esophagus to my stomach

[velvet dagger]

Uh oh

[timid bronze]

Worst feeling ever fr

It always hurt to swallow

[velvet dagger]

Ouch :/

[timid bronze]

Dw ab it

[fast kraken]

Omfg

[timid bronze]

The worst part is js getting it on which doesn’t take long

You get used to it after

[jagged forge]

i’m not sure if it was the same but i had a tube up my nose and down my throat for my sleep test

i think

it was a long time ago

wait

maybe that was for a different thing idk

[night basin]

Medical treatment in general sucks. But well it is what it is I guess

[timid bronze]

Bro the numbing spray they used for me was cherry

[fast kraken]

Ohhhh that’s how yk he’s pushing 40

[timid bronze]

It pissed me off

[fast kraken]

Damn mark

[timid bronze]

Hope the sleep test was ok btw Matt

[fast kraken]

Shhhh

[jagged forge]

yeah it went ok

but yeah getting the tube in and out was the worst part

[fast kraken]

Sleep apnea ?

[jagged forge]

yeah

[fast kraken]

U better use ur machine

[timid bronze]

Going to feed you silken tofu stew and shawarma here if you ever visit.

[jagged forge]

come to think of it wonder if dami didn’t do the same thing

[timid bronze]

And you aren’t paying

[velvet dagger]

Why tho

[fast kraken]

🫷

[timid bronze]

I INVITED YOU

[jagged forge]

my machine got overrun by ants one day so i freaked submerged it in the bathtub and now its probably destroyed 🥀

need to get a new one

[fast kraken]

Omg you guys hang out

[timid bronze]

Can I ask why you got a sleep test if ok

[fast kraken]

WOAHHHHHH. You have a bath tub????

[timid bronze]

You don’t need to share

[velvet dagger]

Okay true but I'll be working by then so :P

[fast kraken]

BC he wakes up and can’t breath probably

[jagged forge]

it was for sleep apnea. my dad had it and my brother also had some different sleep problems, so they decided to test me too

[night basin]

Meanwhile I only have a shower

[timid bronze]

Wow praying for me to be jobless I see

Jk

[night basin]

(not that I'll ever use bath tub, I dislike the sensation of having my body in there)

[timid bronze]

Ohh

[velvet dagger]

Praying that I'll have a job before you finish college smh

[jagged forge]

tbh ive never been sure if the machine made a difference. but they said i have “moderate” sleep apnea

[fast kraken]

I have a foot bath that I fit into quite nicely (I’m 2’5 btw)

[timid bronze]

Nah I am praying you get a job asap king

You will

Believe in yourself

[jagged forge]

yup

[night basin]

,w convert 2'5 to cm

[velvet dagger]

I guess it's a combo prayer of me getting a job as well as visiting before you finish college

[fathom swallow]

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[velvet dagger]

Thanks <3

[jagged forge]

tbh ive never stayed in a place that didn’t have a bathtub

[timid bronze]

You have many years dw

My ADD ass will not like taking more than 3 major classes in a sem

[fast kraken]

You love the bubble baths don’t you

[jagged forge]

no i just use the shower

[velvet dagger]

Tru but still it might be hype. I think if I do consulting the work will start in 2027 so I might have some time to just go around

Other jobs idk when the timeline will be

[jagged forge]

though. ive seen pictures of those like little wooden tables people have over their baths, which seemed kinda nice

[fast kraken]

You want a nice claw foot tub don’t u

[timid bronze]

WHAY

[jagged forge]

what is that

[fast kraken]

It’s a tub

With feet

[timid bronze]

Ngl I hardly use bath tubs bc

[fast kraken]

It’s elevated

[timid bronze]

I don’t like the feeling of bathing in my own dirt

[jagged forge]

that would be nice if i had the room 🥀

[timid bronze]

😭

[night basin]

Same

[jagged forge]

it all gets bonded to and carried away by the soap ig

[night basin]

I know we can clean it before entering

Still not fun sensation though regardless

[fast kraken]

Same. I shower then disinfect my tub if I ever take a bath

[jagged forge]

i thought chemistry was ur thing ally smh

[timid bronze]

Tjat’s like saying “I don’t wash my legs bc the watery soap gets to it”

[timid bronze]

Ikr

[jagged forge]

i mean… i assume it’s different if you’re completely submerged…. also thats different

[timid bronze]

It is but.. I can dislike bath tubs

[jagged forge]

cuz that’s dirty soapy water running down your legs..

[timid bronze]

Are you saying bath tubs are a way of cleaning

[jagged forge]

are they not

[sharp ice]

chat how do i solve #math-discussion

[fast kraken]

Unless you live in medieval times

[jagged forge]

idk i take showers instead of baths but i always assumed both get the job done

[timid bronze]

They’re way less hygienic than showers

Do you wash your dishes in the brown red water the sink has

[fast kraken]

Im in the mood for a bubble bath now

[fast kraken]

HAHAHAHAH im gonna throw up now

[jagged forge]

it’s soapy water… and unless you’re caked in literal layers of dirt it’s not the same…

[timid bronze]

Yes it is

Just bc you can’t see it doesn’t make it untrue

[fast kraken]

This is how u know he stanky

[timid bronze]

LMAOOO

[fast kraken]

We have proof now

[timid bronze]

The water in the sink can be soapy too

But it’s still dirty

[velvet dagger]

Me when my advisor asks why I'm not making progress

[night basin]

Hahahahaha

[fast kraken]

Aw

[velvet dagger]

(This didn't actually happen but pretend it did for the microskit)

[timid bronze]

Dami stop no pls things are hard but you are taking little steps at a time-

Bro

Made me

Worried

[jagged forge]

mk well i guess you just naturally produce so much grime that baths aren’t enough for you

[velvet dagger]

Yeah that's why I clarified

[timid bronze]

Bro thinks he’s different

Ok stinkysuremama

[velvet dagger]

I mean my progress was actually a bit slow but he was never angry at me about it, like he knew that okay between health and focus and all

This is one of my favorite "Me and my advisor" memes

[fast kraken]

I wouldn’t call it grime, it’s more like a velvety slime 👐

[timid bronze]

When we talk it’s 90% bullying

@jagged forge Sorry

[fast kraken]

Girl don’t stop being u

[rocky shuttle]

What if he likes it

[fast kraken]

TSKE IT BACKKKK

[jagged forge]

https://tenor.com/view/thofinn-gif-27635363

[fast kraken]

THIS IS VALID

[jagged forge]

i have no enemies

[timid bronze]

No fr I bully him way more than anyone

[jagged forge]

its ok im used to it

[fast kraken]

Stop u can’t use Vinland Saga

[jagged forge]

??

[timid bronze]

Not s good thinggg

Tell me what you ate today Matt

[velvet dagger]

Damn not the I'm used to it 😭

[jagged forge]

um

[timid bronze]

😭

[rocky shuttle]

Stockholm syndrome

[jagged forge]

i had tortillas with black beans beans cheese and salsa for breakfast

[velvet dagger]

This was one of the best pieces of content I've produced in a hot minute

[jagged forge]

and then i had a banh mi for dinner

[timid bronze]

Beans beans

Sm beans..

Really gassy there

[jagged forge]

oops lol

bruh

[fast kraken]

No just a masochist

[velvet dagger]

Also I came up with vixra vmm which was a peak line

[timid bronze]

Whatms this one

[timid bronze]

YUMM

Ally approved day

I’m going to limit my suremark teasing to 2 times a day

I bully him too much this is sad…

[velvet dagger]

Oh basically the world's greatest capitalist was saying a lot of nonsense (see the screenshot where he was surprised he had to justify what he was saying)

[fast kraken]

Has anyone ever tried strawberries before?

[velvet dagger]

Nope

You'll be the first

[night basin]

Depends on the type it can be pretty sour, sweet or balanced

[fast kraken]

I’ve never had one

[timid bronze]

Oki

[night basin]

Korean strawberry is very sweet though

[velvet dagger]

Vixra is a place where people can post papers more easily than arxiv, you don't have to justify your claims at all just post the paper

And VMM is the resident capitalist/person who did research in... Either econ or mathematical finance

[jagged forge]

i didnt even know there was such a thing

but uhh.. sounds like the korean palate ig

[timid bronze]

On the real tho nah

Ngl I actually feel so sad bc by this chat I’m reminded of how I barely have an actual convo with you

Bc it’s js all teasing

[fast kraken]

Oh mark….

[jagged forge]

we should play another game together some time

[timid bronze]

Yes please and sometime this weekend before classes start 😭

[neat lintel]

My goat dropped some wonderful merch but sadly I cannot afford it 😔

[fast kraken]

Guys since we’re all bffs we should play in the server

[timid bronze]

Ya

[jagged forge]

oof okay i have time

[timid bronze]

Yayaay

Bro outside snow is like moving around and it’s scaring me it feels like someone is outside my window

[fast kraken]

I’ll see if I can find time in my schedule

[jagged forge]

what kind of merch

[fast kraken]

For his goat

[neat lintel]

Hoodie shirts

[fast kraken]

Duh

[neat lintel]

He gon drop an album at the end of this month

[fast kraken]

My goat also had an apparel line

Socks and hats for goats

Nice stream of passive income

[velvet dagger]

The watches be doing work fr

[jagged forge]

bruhhh

dont remind me about the watches….

[jagged forge]

i was very confused reading this when it said alumni instead of album lol

[neat lintel]

Mb

[jagged forge]

honestly my watch isn’t even accurate cuz i dont wear it every day

i have to wear it like all day every day or it stops

[velvet dagger]

Sounded like a university admin who discovered a graduated student was cheating and is about to revoke the degree

[jagged forge]

boutta drop this former alumni…

well soon to be former

[jagged forge]

dude i was going to study math today and i didnt even do anything 🥀 too addicted to discord

[timid bronze]

Mood

[fast kraken]

Come on mark that’s so disappointing

[velvet dagger]

Oh huh

[fast kraken]

It’s ok girl you got this

[neat lintel]

I love doomscrolling on TikTok and texting with strangers all day

[velvet dagger]

Learn random matrix theory with me fr

[jagged forge]

you what

[timid bronze]

Wait Dami I still do not get the VMM joke

[neat lintel]

What what

[jagged forge]

dude im actually doing a random matrix theory reading group lmao

[timid bronze]

Technically I am a stranger to you

And you’re a stranger to me

Idk you irl

;-;

And you dk me irl

[jagged forge]

one of these days

[velvet dagger]

Oh I mean, this guy is capitalist the same way vmm is, but instead of having reasonable arguments and published research (arxiv), he just says anything without justification (vixra)

[timid bronze]

Dami, you, and I meet..

[velvet dagger]

Nice

I should learn it one day

[neat lintel]

We’re all strangers and if we were all in a room statistically I’d be taller than 85-90% if yall

[velvet dagger]

I should take you both to Ali Baba

[timid bronze]

OH 😭

[jagged forge]

did u say ur like 6 ft or smth

[neat lintel]

184 cm sounds cooler than 6’0.5

[jagged forge]

lol

[fast kraken]

No reason to flex ur height but ok

[timid bronze]

Yum

[jagged forge]

if only my dutch genes had overrides my other genes

[timid bronze]

😭

[jagged forge]

i’d be 6’2

[formal wadi]

What

[fast kraken]

Unfortunately you’re 5’3

[timid bronze]

At least you have less future spine problems being a bit shorter

[jagged forge]

well fortunately im taller than that

[neat lintel]

Okay I’d be heavier than 65-70% of yall

[jagged forge]

i knew some kid who was like 6’0 when he was 12 and he had lots of pain problems

[timid bronze]

I hope he’s ok

[velvet dagger]

Or alternatively something nice in another city since hopefully I'll be out of here by then

[fast kraken]

My dad is 6’5

Im 5’1

[timid bronze]

I will get you a pet turkey with a leash

[neat lintel]

I weigh 190 lbs ask me anything

[jagged forge]

wow thats a height difference

[fast kraken]

He ruined the height genes bc my mom is 5’

[jagged forge]

my mom is also 5’

[neat lintel]

My mom is 5’6🥀

[jagged forge]

wow so tall

[fast kraken]

My sister is 4’11 fr

[neat lintel]

Not really

[jagged forge]

i know

[neat lintel]

I wish I would’ve been taller

[jagged forge]

bruh

ur 6’ take what u can

[timid bronze]

I want chili oil noodles

rn

[jagged forge]

there’s probably like 5 chinese spots in a 0.3 mile radius of me that sell chili oil noodles

[neat lintel]

We always want more and more

[jagged forge]

real

[timid bronze]

Lucky

Do you have pictures of it

[neat lintel]

I’m hungry I’d be down for some Chinese food

[jagged forge]

no sadly

[velvet dagger]

If G is a reductive group over a number field, are the local components of a globally generic cuspidal automorphic representation necessarily principal series?

[fast kraken]

Damn wtf

[jagged forge]

ya its a nice place to live it only costs $4000 in rent

[neat lintel]

Yes but only momentarily when necessary

[fast kraken]

Hahahaha seriously

[jagged forge]

yup

[timid bronze]

If I could get myself these I could be taller than Matt and Dams

[velvet dagger]

Oh tru

[neat lintel]

Damn fr?

[fast kraken]

Whats the cost per sqr ft

[jagged forge]

my brother pays like $7k for a 1 bedroom

[timid bronze]

Stop fucking lying

$7k..?

[fast kraken]

Ok is this in Vancouver or something

[jagged forge]

it’s an absurdly fancy place on wall street

no manhattan

[neat lintel]

That’s like more than one samdjwich

[velvet dagger]

Not really lol, it's either yes or no. The answer is unknown

[neat lintel]

Isn’t every answer either yes or no

[vivid halo]

no definitely not

[neat lintel]

My mind is officially blown

[velvet dagger]

Wait did I state it wrong?

[jagged forge]

damn ng appearing at the mere mention of algebraic groups

[vivid halo]

it depends on what you mean by principal series I guess

[fast kraken]

Ur brother sounds cooler than u

[vivid halo]

but it definitely won't always be generic principal series on the nose

[neat lintel]

I’m not that advanced yet I’m still watching math season 1 episode 1 intro to basic addition

[jagged forge]

certainly richer than me

[timid bronze]

Matt saves the money for delicious food instead

I would say he’s wiser

[jagged forge]

so true

[vivid halo]

idk maybe I'm smoking crack

[timid bronze]

Delicious food > Expensive apartment

[velvet dagger]

Oh yeah I was thinking GL(2), tempered is what I'm looking for

[fast kraken]

Both always

[neat lintel]

If being wrong at math gets me to smoke crack then 3-1=9

[vivid halo]

but an example that comes to mind would be something like a Saito-Kurokawa lift or Yoshida lift for GSp_4

[timid bronze]

Cannot have both in this economy

[neat lintel]

Can I have my crack now group

[vivid halo]

say you put unramified principal series at all finite places, no other choice there

[fast kraken]

Im in Canada

[timid bronze]

Lucky

[fast kraken]

Indeed

[neat lintel]

Are you saying cheap food can’t be delicious?

[vivid halo]

then at the real place you would be putting a large generic discrete series and then this would be globally generic

[timid bronze]

No

[vivid halo]

but such a large generic discrete series is certainly not principal series, only a subquotient of such

[fast kraken]

That’s an important question

[timid bronze]

I mean going out to eat

[fast kraken]

Desserts must be expensive tho

[neat lintel]

Are you saying going out to eat can’t be cheap?

[fast kraken]

Mmmm cake

[fast kraken]

Hey dumpster diving is always tasty

[vivid halo]

but like, that's what you would expect since these examples are CAP/endoscopic respectively

[timid bronze]

It’s expensive relative to grocery shopping

[neat lintel]

I like to fight off squirrels for this food

[neat lintel]

Really? You think so?

[velvet dagger]

Ah yeah

[fast kraken]

I prefer taking on the raccoons at night

[timid bronze]

As a poor college student yes

[vivid halo]

I guess there is the even dumber example of just like, take a holomorphic cusp form for GL_2 unramified everywhere lol

[neat lintel]

Groceries for the week ?

[vivid halo]

there is no interesting packet structure for GL_2 so everything is generic

[timid bronze]

My parents have to help me bc my summer work money ran out from tuition and shi 🥀

[neat lintel]

lol

[fast kraken]

Ouchy

[neat lintel]

I made my parents take out a loan worth 100k only for me to drop out and gamble 25k of it

[jagged forge]

wtf

[timid bronze]

Oh damn

[fast kraken]

That’s so reasonable

[jagged forge]

young male gambling crisis is real 🥀

[neat lintel]

It’s fine man

I made 26k

I can say it was worth it

So I gave the 25k back and kept 1k

[fast kraken]

Wait are u being fr

[vivid halo]

get out while you still can you dipshit

[neat lintel]

?

[vivid halo]

stop gambling

[neat lintel]

At the time it was the wisest decision

[jagged forge]

bruh

[vivid halo]

at least you're not chasing losses

[neat lintel]

Then I fell in love with kalshi

[fast kraken]

🫩

[neat lintel]

And lost 2k chasing losses

It’s fine it has empowered me to learn about probability statistics etc

[fast kraken]

Wow do u wanna manage my portfolio

[vivid halo]

hopefully it empowes you to learn about psychology and addiction

[neat lintel]

Before losing 2k I won 1.1k

[velvet dagger]

This feels like shitposting but a part of me is concerned that it may be real

[neat lintel]

I could’ve stopped but I got greedy

[neat lintel]

Half of it is real

[neat lintel]

I didn’t make my parents take out a loan of 100k but I did lose like 1k plus gambling on kalshi chasing losses

[vivid halo]

@velvet dagger god the physics shit got me doing spectral theory with Fredholm operators and actual functional analysis

it's so over

[velvet dagger]

Ooooo

[neat lintel]

I quit gambling

I ran out of money so I quit

[jagged forge]

i remember the first time i bought into the market

[fast kraken]

I remember that too

[jagged forge]

i though, ehhh i don’t have much money so who gives a shit, and bought a 3x levered SPY etf on margin

[neat lintel]

I learned my lesson

[jagged forge]

and then the war in ukraine started the next week

[fast kraken]

Hahahshshshshshs

[neat lintel]

I got too greedy and confident cuz my first time on there I made 1.2k in a day

[velvet dagger]

Parafinancial relationship with gambling

[jagged forge]

lost about 25% in 3 months and then didn’t buy back into the market for like a year lol

[neat lintel]

I thought I was the wolf of Wall Street so I kept going only to lose

[velvet dagger]

Oh no not margin

[fast kraken]

I talk finance guys on dating apps to choose what to buy

Works so good

[jagged forge]

feels i stopped doing math for like 5 months and all my lemmas are gone

[neat lintel]

I want to start a gofundme for people who lost money gambling

[velvet dagger]

Imagine a trader takes your advice

[fast kraken]

Bruh

[thorn wren]

buy high sell low

[neat lintel]

I’ll get half of the money, put it on black 25 and when I win keep it

[fast kraken]

Jahahshdhshsh

[jagged forge]

sounds like a recipe to get burned unless you’re actually willing to read the news every day

[vivid halo]

my moderate and reasonable take on gambling is that the people who design video poker machines should be [redacted] in the head with a [gun]

[neat lintel]

I think you forgot to redactthe last word

[fast kraken]

Mmmm it’s actually worked out very well
But I do read the news everyday regardless

[velvet dagger]

"I'm sorry why did you leverage half our funds to buy this company I never heard of and to short Google?"

"This girl on a dating app told me to trustttt"

[vivid halo]

(removes redaction) rocket launcher

[fast kraken]

Trying to get the m&a lawyer to give me insider trades

[neat lintel]

Short Btc and Amazon

Source me

Smart guy 2026

I think ?

Guys I need external validation that I’m smart can someone help

[fast kraken]

Idk man

[jagged forge]

thing is it’s kinda obvious you’re not getting any money back with gacha stuff and loot boxes

[neat lintel]

Ask me something only a smart person would know

[fast kraken]

What is 6+7

[neat lintel]

15?

[fast kraken]

You got it

[neat lintel]

Thank you

Ethical gambling

My power been out for about 2 hours and I smell burnt what do I do bruh

I think it’s coming form outside

[fast kraken]

Mmmm perfect weather for looting

Im in the mood for marshmallows and chocolate now

[neat lintel]

You’re not wrong but my neighbors are equally as broke as me

Is it cold where you are?

[fast kraken]

You can use my pictures to catfish guys on dating apps for free food and trading tips

[neat lintel]

It was 98 degrees today

[neat lintel]

Really?

I need free food

[fast kraken]

Bruh

[neat lintel]

I’m not paying 30 dollars for Wingstop

[fast kraken]

No I don’t want my pictures metadata flagged or something

[neat lintel]

Bruh

Why would rheumatic

they*

[fast kraken]

Idk

[neat lintel]

Are dating apps acceptable at your age?

[fast kraken]

Ya

[neat lintel]

What are u like 21

[fast kraken]

22

[neat lintel]

Almost there

I need free food though

Hook a brother up

[fast kraken]

If ur cute and nice then get a sugar momma idk

Or maybe

Don’t gamble ?

[neat lintel]

😭

That’s like a shiny pokemon

[small dust]

[neat lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/you-wo-joker-joaqu-gif-23924191

[chilly totem]

Bro yj

I dont even use AI for my maths assignment and my prof said i violated the academic integrity

Lwk panic first time i got this problem😑

Im i cooked 🙏 😭 i asked my prof to discuss about this further else i have 0 marks or go to court or shi

[chilly totem]

Will i be sent to jail...

[chilly totem]

Blud😭

[last rose]

ts the peakest sticker in the 6-7 kingdoms

[chilly totem]

I hope my professor dont deduct me

Because i didnt use freaking AI... Sigh.

[last rose]

damn

[night basin]

....

[night basin]

I need eye bleach

[chilly totem]

Is this real

[fringe gull]

So what's going on here?

[chilly totem]

Idk

[static wasp]

has anyone heard of the SHARP research program with Wallot Research? I got sent a message from the Uni's math department but I can't find anything about it and that makes me feel sketch

[fallen mango]

these are the new blues

[rich moat]

Kirk!

[bright hill]

yall need to chill it with the spam

[near oak]

Can someone suggest a good introductory number theory course?

[glossy flax]

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