sir-lancebot-playground

[wicked parrot]

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris's is infinite.

[maiden dock]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell the tale.

[maiden dock]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Schrodinger's attitude to web development: If I don't look at it in Internet Explorer then there's a chance it looks fine.

MySpace isn't really your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

Chuck Norris's programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not running.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance.

[rough glade]

:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied mute to @maiden dock until <t:1662995929:f> (10 minutes) (reason: duplicates rule: sent 4 duplicated messages in 10s).

The <@&831776746206265384> have been alerted for review.

[dire mauve]

!unmute 696824456697479240

[rough glade]

:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: pardoned infraction mute for @maiden dock.

[maiden dock]

sorry

[dire mauve]

Please dont spam commands too much

[maiden dock]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris completed World of Warcraft.

[maiden dock]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Software developers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own.

[maiden dock]

.help joke

[wicked parrot]

Command Help

**```
.joke [category=all]

*Retrieves a joke of the specified `category` from the pyjokes api.*

[maiden dock]

.joke category=4

[wicked parrot]

In the future, don't do that.

Your input was invalid: Could not convert "category" into the literal 'neutral', 'chuck', or 'all'.

Usage:```
.joke ["neutral"|"chuck"|"all"=all]

[maiden dock]

.joke category=neutral

[wicked parrot]

I can't believe you've done this

Your input was invalid: Could not convert "category" into the literal 'neutral', 'chuck', or 'all'.

Usage:```
.joke ["neutral"|"chuck"|"all"=all]

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

Triumphantly, Beth removed Python 2.7 from her server in 2030. 'Finally!' she said with glee, only to see the announcement for Python 4.4.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

A product manager walks into a bar, asks for drink. Bartender says no, but will consider adding later.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one-errors.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

Finding a good PHP developer is like looking for a needle in a haystack. Or is it a hackstack in a needle?

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

How do you generate a random string? Put a first year Computer Science student in Vim and ask them to save and exit.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, 'Can I get you anything?' 'Yeah,' replies the bytes. 'Make us a double.'

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

Hardware: The part of a computer that you can kick.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

Waiter: He's choking! Is anyone a doctor? Programmer: I'm a Vim user.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

Obfuscated Reality Mappers (ORMs) can be useful database tools.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k, 256k and 512k. It was a trip down Memory Lane.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

There are 2 types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets...

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, 'Are you ill?' The second byte replies, 'No, just feeling a bit off.'

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

Ubuntu users are apt to get this joke.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

I had a problem so I thought I'd use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

'Knock, knock.' 'Who's there?' ... very long pause ... 'Java.'

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

Pirates go 'arg!', computer pirates go 'argv!'

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

How many programmers does it take to kill a cockroach? Two: one holds, the other installs Windows on it.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

What do you mean 911 is only for emergencies? I've got a merge conflict.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who don't.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

!false, (It's funny because it's true)

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you would never get it.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who were expecting this joke to be in trinary.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

Number of days since I have encountered an off-by-one error: 0.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

Waiter: Would you like coffee or tea? Programmer: Yes.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

Finding a good PHP developer is like looking for a needle in a haystack. Or is it a hackstack in a needle?

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

What is Benoit B. Mandelbrot's middle name? Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

[maiden dock]

thanks I hate it

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

Child: Dad, why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west? Dad: Son, it's working, don't touch it.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

Schrodinger's attitude to web development: If I don't look at it in Internet Explorer then there's a chance it looks fine.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k, 256k and 512k. It was a trip down Memory Lane.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

If you play a Windows CD backwards, you'll hear satanic chanting ... worse still, if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.

[maiden dock]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

Software salesmen and used-car salesmen differ in that the latter know when they are lying.

[potent forge]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Why are you always smiling? That's just my... regular expression.

[potent forge]

.help

[wicked parrot]

Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify 8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

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[potent forge]

.adventofcode

[wicked parrot]

Command Help

**```
.adventofcode

**Can also use:** `aoc`

*All of the Advent of Code commands.*

**Subcommands:**
**`adventofcode about `**
*Learn about Advent of Code*
**`adventofcode countdown `**
*Return time left until next day*
**`adventofcode join `**
*Learn how to join the leaderboard (via DM)*
**`adventofcode stats `**
*Get daily statistics for the Python Discord leaderboard*
**`adventofcode subscribe `**
*NOTE: This command has been moved to !subscribe*

[potent forge]

.help

[wicked parrot]

Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify 8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

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[potent forge]

.anagram

[wicked parrot]

Find anagrams from these letters: 'AMNOS'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

[potent forge]

sonma

sonma

sonma

.help

[wicked parrot]

Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify 8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

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[potent forge]

.avater_modify

.avatar_modify

[wicked parrot]

Command Help

**```
.avatar_modify

**Can also use:** `avatar_mod`, `avatarmod`, `pfp_mod`, `pfpmod`

*Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.*

**Subcommands:**
**`avatar_modify 8bitify `**
*Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.*
**`avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]`**
*This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.*
**`avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]`**
*Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!*
**`avatar_modify prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]`**
*This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.*
**`avatar_modify reverse <text>`**
*Reverses the sent text.*
**`avatar_modify spookyavatar `**
*Spookify a user's avatar.*

[potent forge]

avatar_modify 8bitify

.avatar_modify 8bitify

[wicked parrot]

Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

Made by !thatonecoder.

Nobody got it right.

The words were: `manos`, `manso`, `mason`, `moans`, `monas`, `mosan`, `nomas`!

[potent forge]

.help

[wicked parrot]

Command Help

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]
Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!
.avatar_modify prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]
This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.
.avatar_modify reverse <text>
Reverses the sent text.
.avatar_modify spookyavatar
Spookify a user's avatar.

Battleship
.battleship
Play a game of Battleship with someone else!

BeMyValentine
.bemyvalentine <user> [valentine_type]
Send a valentine to a specified user with the lovefest role.

Bookmark
.bookmark <target_message> [title=Bookmark]
Send the author a link to the specified message via DMs.

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[analog saffron]

.wa 1/pi + 1/pi

[wicked parrot]

Wolfram Alpha

View original for a bigger picture.

[analog saffron]

I have been doing too much calculus. No wonder I forgot how to add 2 fractions.

[main scarab]

.help

[wicked parrot]

Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify 8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

Page 1 / 18

[main scarab]

.adventofcode

[wicked parrot]

Command Help

**```
.adventofcode

**Can also use:** `aoc`

*All of the Advent of Code commands.*

**Subcommands:**
**`adventofcode about `**
*Learn about Advent of Code*
**`adventofcode countdown `**
*Return time left until next day*
**`adventofcode join `**
*Learn how to join the leaderboard (via DM)*
**`adventofcode stats `**
*Get daily statistics for the Python Discord leaderboard*
**`adventofcode subscribe `**
*NOTE: This command has been moved to !subscribe*

[main scarab]

aoc about

.aoc about

[wicked parrot]

Advent of Code

https://adventofcode.com/2021

What is Advent of Code?

Advent of Code (AoC) is a series of small programming puzzles for a variety of skill levels, run every year during the month of December.

They are self-contained and are just as appropriate for an expert who wants to stay sharp as they are for a beginner who is just learning to code. Each puzzle calls upon different skills and has two parts that build on a theme.

How do I sign up?

Sign up with one of these services:

Auth Services

GitHub
Google
Twitter
Reddit

How does scoring work?

For the global leaderboard, the first person to get a star first gets 100 points, the second person gets 99 points, and so on down to 1 point at 100th place.

For private leaderboards, the first person to get a star gets N points, where N is the number of people on the leaderboard. The second person to get the star gets N-1 points and so on and so forth.

Join our private leaderboard!

Come join the Python Discord private leaderboard and compete against other people in the community! Get the join code using .aoc join and visit the private leaderboard page to join our leaderboard.

Last Updated · Sep 9, 2022, 6:02 AM

[vocal widget]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv.

[wicked parrot]

You're bad at computers.

Your input was invalid: Could not convert "category" into the literal 'neutral', 'chuck', or 'all'.

Usage:```
.joke ["neutral"|"chuck"|"all"=all]

[fervent plinth]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Schrodinger's attitude to web development: If I don't look at it in Internet Explorer then there's a chance it looks fine.

[fervent plinth]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Writing PHP is like peeing in the swimming pool, everyone did it, but we don't need to bring it up in public.

[molten kernel]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Asked to explain Unicode during an interview, Geoff went into detail about his final year university project. He was not hired.

[vagrant wyvern]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

[vagrant wyvern]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just make darkness a standard.

[vagrant wyvern]

.help

[wicked parrot]

Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify 8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

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[vagrant wyvern]

.fool

[wicked parrot]

Check out this April Fools' video by google.

https://youtu.be/VFbYadm_mrw

[analog saffron]

.wa d/dx root(1-x)

[wicked parrot]

Wolfram Alpha

View original for a bigger picture.

[analog saffron]

.fool

[wicked parrot]

Check out this April Fools' video by google.

https://youtu.be/qcgWRpQP6ds

[analog saffron]

.fool

[wicked parrot]

Check out this April Fools' video by google.

https://youtu.be/UiLSiqyDf4Y

[cursive python]

.wf a or (a and b)

.wa a or (a and b)

[wicked parrot]

Wolfram Alpha

View original for a bigger picture.

[hot niche]

.rp functions

[wicked parrot]

Search results - Real Python

Here are the top 5 results:

How to Use Python Lambda Functions

https://realpython.com/python-lambda/

Python Inner Functions: What Are They Good For?

https://realpython.com/inner-functions-what-are-they-good-for/

Python Timer Functions: Three Ways to Monitor Your Code

https://realpython.com/python-timer/

Using Python Optional Arguments When Defining Functions

https://realpython.com/python-optional-arguments/

Defining Your Own Python Function

https://realpython.com/defining-your-own-python-function/

Click the links to go to the articles.

[deft robin]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

When Chuck Norris breaks the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

[deft robin]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance.

[deft robin]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

[deft robin]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Ubuntu users are apt to get this joke.

[deft robin]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Why don't jokes work in octal? Because 7 10 11.

[deft robin]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell the tale.

[vagrant crypt]

.snakes

[wicked parrot]

Command Help

**```
.snakes

**Can also use:** `snake`

*Commands from our first code jam.*

**Subcommands:**
**`snakes about `**
*Show an embed with information about the event, its participants, and its winners.*
**`snakes antidote `**
*Antidote! Can you create the antivenom before the patient dies?*
**`snakes card [name]`**
*Create an interesting little card from a snake.*
**`snakes draw `**
*Draws a random snek using Perlin noise.*
**`snakes fact `**
*Gets a snake-related fact.*
**`snakes get [name]`**
*Fetches information about a snake from Wikipedia.*
**`snakes guess `**
*Snake identifying game.*
**`snakes hatch `**
*Hatches your personal snake.*
**`snakes movie `**
*Gets a random snake-related movie from TMDB.*

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[vagrant crypt]

.snake draw

[vagrant crypt]

.snake hatch

[wicked parrot]

:tada: Congrats! You hatched: Baby Dragon Snake

Owner: NAVI MANN ❤❤#5182

[main scarab]

.spookify

[wicked parrot]

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

Made by Ghostie.

[main scarab]

snakes guess

.snakes guess

[wicked parrot]

Which of the following is the snake in the image?

A: Mozambique spitting cobra
B: Milk snake
C: Naja annulata
D: Rat snake

Guess you suck at snakes. The correct answer was Milk snake.

[main scarab]

.topics

.topic science

[wicked parrot]

**If you could have any superpower, what would it be?**

Suggest more topics here!

[main scarab]

.quiz science

[wicked parrot]

Quiz game Starting!!

Each game consists of 7 questions.
Rules :
1: No cheating and have fun!
2: Points for each question reduces by 25 after 10s or after a hint. Total time is 30s per question
Category : science

Question #1

What is the 6th planet of our Solar System?

[main scarab]

Jupyter

Mars

[wicked parrot]

20s left!

[main scarab]

Earth

Pluto

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

No one answered correctly!

The correct answer is **`Saturn`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 6

No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

Question #2

When DNA is unzipped, two strands are formed. What are they called (separate both answers by the word "and")?

20s left!

10s left!

No one answered correctly!

The correct answers are **`leading and lagging, leading strand and lagging strand`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 5

No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

Question #3

Which cell organelle is nicknamed "the powerhouse of the cell"?

20s left!

[main scarab]

mythocondria

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

[main scarab]

mytochondria

[wicked parrot]

@main scarab got the correct answer :tada: 50 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`mitochondria`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 4

Score Board

Ghostie#5300: 50

Question #4

How does one call the direct phase transition from gas to solid?

20s left!

[main scarab]

solidification

sublimation

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

[main scarab]

ernevation

sensation

[wicked parrot]

Better luck next time...

The correct answer is **`deposition`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 3

Score Board

Ghostie#5300: 50

Question #5

As of 2021, how many elements are there in the Periodic Table?

[main scarab]

wrong

[wicked parrot]

20s left!

[main scarab]

20

201

202

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

[main scarab]

199

2017

2017

4

9

[wicked parrot]

Better luck next time...

The correct answer is **`118`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 2

Score Board

Ghostie#5300: 50

Question #6

What type of image is formed by a convex mirror?

[main scarab]

virtual

[wicked parrot]

@main scarab got the correct answer :tada: 100 points!

You got it! The correct answers are **`virtual image, virtual`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 1

Score Board

Ghostie#5300: 150

Question #7

Which vascular tissue transports water and minerals from the roots to the rest of a plant?

20s left!

[main scarab]

floem

xylem

[wicked parrot]

@main scarab got the correct answer :tada: 75 points!

You got it! The correct answers are **`the xylem, xylem`**

Remaining questions: 0

Score Board

Ghostie#5300: 225

The round has ended.

@main scarab Congratulations on winning this quiz game with a grand total of 225 points :tada:

[main scarab]

!quizz python

.quizz

.quizz python

.quiz python

[wicked parrot]

Quiz game Starting!!

Each game consists of 7 questions.
Rules :
1: No cheating and have fun!
2: Points for each question reduces by 25 after 10s or after a hint. Total time is 30s per question
Category : python

Question #1

Can you pickle a running list_iterator (y/n)?

[main scarab]

y

[wicked parrot]

@main scarab got the correct answer :tada: 100 points!

You got it! The correct answers are **`y, yes`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 6

Score Board

Ghostie#5300: 100

Question #2

Which one of these protocols/abstract base classes does the builtin range object NOT implement?
(Sequence, Iterable, Generator)

20s left!

[main scarab]

Iterable

Generator

[wicked parrot]

@main scarab got the correct answer :tada: 75 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`Generator`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 5

Score Board

Ghostie#5300: 175

Question #3

Which of these characters is valid python outside of string literals in some context?
(@, $, ?)

20s left!

[main scarab]

@

[wicked parrot]

@main scarab got the correct answer :tada: 75 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`@`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 4

Score Board

Ghostie#5300: 250

Question #4

How is infinity represented in Python?

[main scarab]

inf

inf()

[wicked parrot]

20s left!

[main scarab]

math.Infinity

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

No one answered correctly!

The correct answers are **`float("infinity"), float('infinity'), float("inf"), float('inf')`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 3

Score Board

Ghostie#5300: 250

Question #5

What file extension is used by the site module to determine what to do at every start?

20s left!

[main scarab]

.py

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

[main scarab]

jar

[wicked parrot]

Better luck next time...

The correct answer is **`.pth`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 2

Score Board

Ghostie#5300: 250

Question #6

Which standard library module is designed for making simple parsers for languages like shell, as well as safe quoting of strings for use in a shell?

20s left!

10s left!

No one answered correctly!

The correct answer is **`shlex`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 1

Score Board

Ghostie#5300: 250

Question #7

Which of these is a subclass of Exception?
(NotImplemented, asyncio.CancelledError, StopIteration)

20s left!

[main scarab]

NotImplemented

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

[main scarab]

StopIteration

[wicked parrot]

@main scarab got the correct answer :tada: 50 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`StopIteration`**

Remaining questions: 0

Score Board

Ghostie#5300: 300

The round has ended.

@main scarab Congratulations on winning this quiz game with a grand total of 300 points :tada:

[main scarab]

ok

[rotund current]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

[rotund current]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

[rotund current]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Pirates go 'arg!', computer pirates go 'argv!'

[rotund current]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

[rotund current]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

How many programmers does it take to kill a cockroach? Two: one holds, the other installs Windows on it.

[random wedge]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris can write infinitely recursive functions and have them return.

[random wedge]

.help

[wicked parrot]

Command Help

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]
Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!
.avatar_modify prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]
This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.
.avatar_modify reverse <text>
Reverses the sent text.
.avatar_modify spookyavatar
Spookify a user's avatar.

Battleship
.battleship
Play a game of Battleship with someone else!

BeMyValentine
.bemyvalentine <user> [valentine_type]
Send a valentine to a specified user with the lovefest role.

Bookmark
.bookmark <target_message> [title=Bookmark]
Send the author a link to the specified message via DMs.

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[random wedge]

. battleship ai

.battleship ai

[wicked parrot]

@random wedge Seems like there's no one here to play...

[turbid arch]

.battleship

[wicked parrot]

@turbid arch Seems like there's no one here to play...

[maiden dock]

!e

n=-1
from ctypes import c_longlong as c_ll
c_ll.from_address(id(n)+24).value = c_ll.from_address(id(n+1)+24).value
print(n)

[rough glade]

@maiden dock :white_check_mark: Your 3.11 eval job has completed with return code 0.

-0

[turbid arch]

-0 👀

[mint sparrow]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

[mint sparrow]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

MySpace isn't really your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

[mint sparrow]

.help

[wicked parrot]

Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify 8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

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[mint sparrow]

.avatar_modify

[wicked parrot]

Command Help

**```
.avatar_modify

**Can also use:** `avatar_mod`, `avatarmod`, `pfp_mod`, `pfpmod`

*Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.*

**Subcommands:**
**`avatar_modify 8bitify `**
*Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.*
**`avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]`**
*This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.*
**`avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]`**
*Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!*
**`avatar_modify prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]`**
*This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.*
**`avatar_modify reverse <text>`**
*Reverses the sent text.*
**`avatar_modify spookyavatar `**
*Spookify a user's avatar.*

[mint sparrow]

.avatar_modify avatarmod

[wicked parrot]

Command Help

**```
.avatar_modify

**Can also use:** `avatar_mod`, `avatarmod`, `pfp_mod`, `pfpmod`

*Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.*

**Subcommands:**
**`avatar_modify 8bitify `**
*Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.*
**`avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]`**
*This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.*
**`avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]`**
*Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!*
**`avatar_modify prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]`**
*This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.*
**`avatar_modify reverse <text>`**
*Reverses the sent text.*
**`avatar_modify spookyavatar `**
*Spookify a user's avatar.*

[mint sparrow]

.avatar_modify mosaic 32

[wicked parrot]

Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 36 squares.

Made by 🅺🅾🆂🆃🆈🅰🅽🆈🅲🅷

[mint sparrow]

.avatar_modify mosaic 10000

[wicked parrot]

Testing the limits I see...

What a masterpiece. :star:

Made by 🅺🅾🆂🆃🆈🅰🅽🆈🅲🅷

[tepid oracle]

.help number

[wicked parrot]

Query "number" not found.

[tepid oracle]

.help

[wicked parrot]

Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify 8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

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[turbid arch]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

There are 10 types of people: those who understand trinary, those who don't, and those who have never heard of it.

[maiden dock]

.avatar mosaic 32

.avatar_modify mosaic 32

[wicked parrot]

Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 36 squares.

Made by Herald* herald = new Herald;

[maiden dock]

.avatar_modify mosaic 10000

[wicked parrot]

Testing the limits I see...

What a masterpiece. :star:

Made by Herald* herald = new Herald;

[maiden dock]

.avatar_modify mosaic 9000

[wicked parrot]

Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 9025 squares.

Made by Herald* herald = new Herald;

[maiden dock]

.avatar_modify mosaic 400

[wicked parrot]

Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 400 squares.

Made by Herald* herald = new Herald;

[turbid arch]

.mosiac 6739

.mosaic 6739

[wicked parrot]

Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 6889 squares.

Made by ben;

[scenic estuary]

.avatar_modify mosaic 32

[wicked parrot]

Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 36 squares.

Made by No u

[scenic estuary]

.avatar_modify mosaic 1000

[wicked parrot]

Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 1024 squares.

Made by No u

[scenic estuary]

.avatar_modify mosaic 10000

[wicked parrot]

Testing the limits I see...

What a masterpiece. :star:

Made by No u

[scenic estuary]

.avatar_modify mosaic 32146049294

[wicked parrot]

In the future, don't do that.

Your input was invalid: Squares must be a positive number less than or equal to 10,000.

Usage:```
.avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]

[scenic estuary]

huh

.spookify

[wicked parrot]

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

Made by No u.

[scenic estuary]

.quiz

[wicked parrot]

Quiz game Starting!!

Each game consists of 7 questions.
Rules :
1: No cheating and have fun!
2: Points for each question reduces by 25 after 10s or after a hint. Total time is 30s per question
Category : math

Question #1

"Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia" is the fear of which number?

[scenic estuary]

wtf

1203

[wicked parrot]

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

huh

12

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

[scenic estuary]

12121w

121212

[wicked parrot]

No one answered correctly!

The correct answer is **`666`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 6

[scenic estuary]

8

[wicked parrot]

No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

Question #2

In set builder notation, what does {p/q | q ≠ 0, p & q ∈ Z} represent?

[scenic estuary]

beats ne

[wicked parrot]

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

idk

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

Better luck next time...

The correct answers are **`Rationals, Rational Numbers`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 5

No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

Question #3

In probability, the ______ _____ of an experiment or random trial is the set of all possible outcomes of it.

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

total outcome

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

[scenic estuary]

total possibility

all outcomes

crap

[wicked parrot]

No one answered correctly!

The correct answer is **`sample space`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 4

No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

Question #4

How many vertices are on a tridecagonal prism?

[scenic estuary]

idk

[wicked parrot]

20s left!

10s left!

[scenic estuary]

12

273

10

[wicked parrot]

Better luck next time...

[scenic estuary]

66

[wicked parrot]

The correct answer is **`26`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 3

No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

Question #5

⅓πr^2h is the volume of which 3 dimensional figure?

[scenic estuary]

sphere

[wicked parrot]

20s left!

10s left!

Better luck next time...

The correct answer is **`cone`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 2

No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

Question #6

0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34 are numbers of which sequence?

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

Fibonacci sequence

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

[scenic estuary]

fibonacci

[wicked parrot]

@scenic estuary got the correct answer :tada: 50 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`Fibonacci`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 1

Score Board

No u#3899: 50

Question #7

What is this triangle called?

[scenic estuary]

pascal

[wicked parrot]

@scenic estuary got the correct answer :tada: 100 points!

You got it! The correct answers are **`Pascal's triangle, Pascal`**

Remaining questions: 0

Score Board

No u#3899: 150

The round has ended.

@scenic estuary Congratulations on winning this quiz game with a grand total of 150 points :tada:

[scenic estuary]

.help quiz

[wicked parrot]

Command Help

**```
.quiz <category> <questions>

**Can also use:** `trivia`, `triviaquiz`

*Start a quiz!

Questions for the quiz can be selected from the following categories:
- general: Test your general knowledge.
- retro: Questions related to retro gaming.
- math: General questions about mathematics ranging from grade 8 to grade 12.
- science: Put your understanding of science to the test!
- cs: A large variety of computer science questions.
- python: Trivia on our amazing language, Python!
- wikipedia: Guess the title of random wikipedia passages.

(More to come!)*

**Subcommands:**
**`quiz leaderboard `**
*View everyone's score for this bot session.*
**`quiz stop `**
*Stop a quiz game if its running in the channel.*

[scenic estuary]

.quiz wikipeida

[wicked parrot]

The available question categories are:

- General
Test your general knowledge.
- Retro
Questions related to retro gaming.
- Math
General questions about mathematics ranging from grade 8 to grade 12.
- Science
Put your understanding of science to the test!
- Cs
A large variety of computer science questions.
- Python
Trivia on our amazing language, python!
- Wikipedia
Guess the title of random wikipedia passages.

If a category is not chosen, a random one will be selected.

[scenic estuary]

.quix wikipedia

.quiz wikipedia

[wicked parrot]

Quiz game Starting!!

Each game consists of 7 questions.
Rules :
1: No cheating and have fun!
2: Points for each question reduces by 25 after 10s or after a hint. Total time is 30s per question
Category : wikipedia

Question #1

Guess the title of the Wikipedia article.

****** *****, **** ** ******, is a member ** the British royal family. He is the younger son ** King Charles III and his first wife, Diana, Princess ** Wales. He is fifth in the line ** succession to the British throne.

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

oh crap

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

[scenic estuary]

idk

[wicked parrot]

No one answered correctly!

The correct answer is **`Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex`**

Information
Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, is a member of the British royal family. He is the younger son of King Charles III and his first wife, Diana, Princess of Wales. He is fifth in the line of succession to the British throne.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 6

No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

Question #2

Guess the title of the Wikipedia article.

*********, ******** ** *****, is a member ** the British royal family. She is married to William, Prince ** *****, heir apparent to the British throne, making ********* the likely next queen consort.

[scenic estuary]

bruh

.quiz stop

[wicked parrot]

Quiz stopped.

[scenic estuary]

.quiz python

[wicked parrot]

Quiz game Starting!!

Each game consists of 7 questions.
Rules :
1: No cheating and have fun!
2: Points for each question reduces by 25 after 10s or after a hint. Total time is 30s per question
Category : python

Question #1

Which of these is a subclass of Exception?
(NotImplemented, asyncio.CancelledError, StopIteration)

[scenic estuary]

3

[wicked parrot]

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

idk

stopiteration

[wicked parrot]

@scenic estuary got the correct answer :tada: 75 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`StopIteration`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 6

Score Board

No u#3899: 75

Question #2

Is everything an instance of the object class (y/n)?

[scenic estuary]

n

y

[wicked parrot]

@scenic estuary got the correct answer :tada: 100 points!

You got it! The correct answers are **`y, yes`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 5

Score Board

No u#3899: 175

Question #3

What attribute of a closure contains the value closed over?

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

idk

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

No one answered correctly!

The correct answer is **`cell_contents`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 4

Score Board

No u#3899: 175

Question #4

Which of these characters is valid python outside of string literals in some context?
(@, $, ?)

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

$

@

[wicked parrot]

@scenic estuary got the correct answer :tada: 75 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`@`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 3

Score Board

No u#3899: 250

Question #5

Which attribute is the documentation string of a function/method/class stored in (answer should be enclosed in backticks!)?

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

f’

idk

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

Better luck next time...

The correct answer is **``__doc__``**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 2

Score Board

No u#3899: 250

Question #6

What dunder method is used by the tuple constructor to optimize converting an iterator to a tuple (answer should be enclosed in backticks!)?

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

init

idk

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

No one answered correctly!

The correct answer is **``__length_hint__``**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 1

Score Board

No u#3899: 250

Question #7

Which year was Python 3 released?

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

2019

2020

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

[scenic estuary]

2021

2017

2018

[wicked parrot]

Better luck next time...

The correct answer is **`2008`**

Remaining questions: 0

Score Board

No u#3899: 250

The round has ended.

@scenic estuary Congratulations on winning this quiz game with a grand total of 250 points :tada:

[scenic estuary]

huh

wow

.quiz cs

[wicked parrot]

Quiz game Starting!!

Each game consists of 7 questions.
Rules :
1: No cheating and have fun!
2: Points for each question reduces by 25 after 10s or after a hint. Total time is 30s per question
Category : cs

Question #1

How many possible public IPv6 addresses are there (answer in 2^n)?

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

2^32

idk

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

Better luck next time...

The correct answer is **`2^128`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 6

No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

[scenic estuary]

2^256

[wicked parrot]

Question #2

Why is a DDoS attack different from a DoS attack?
(A. because the victim's server was indefinitely disrupted from the amount of traffic, B. because it also attacks the victim's confidentiality, C. because the attack had political purposes behind it, D. because the traffic flooding the victim originated from many different sources)

[scenic estuary]

d

[wicked parrot]

@scenic estuary got the correct answer :tada: 100 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`D`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 5

Score Board

No u#3899: 100

Question #3

What does HTML stand for?

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

hyper something markup language

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

No one answered correctly!

The correct answer is **`HyperText Markup Language`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 4

Score Board

No u#3899: 100

Question #4

What is the most popular protocol (as of 2021) that handles communication between email servers?

[scenic estuary]

idk

[wicked parrot]

20s left!

10s left!

Better luck next time...

The correct answers are **`SMTP, Simple Mail Transfer Protocol`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 3

Score Board

No u#3899: 100

Question #5

Which newline sequence does HTTP use?

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

.quiz

[wicked parrot]

Game is already running... do .quiz stop

[scenic estuary]

.quiz sjdj

[wicked parrot]

Game is already running... do .quiz stop

[scenic estuary]

.quiz sto

[wicked parrot]

Game is already running... do .quiz stop

10s left!

[scenic estuary]

.quiz stop

[wicked parrot]

Quiz stopped.

[scenic estuary]

.quiz sjdjjdjd

[wicked parrot]

The available question categories are:

- General
Test your general knowledge.
- Retro
Questions related to retro gaming.
- Math
General questions about mathematics ranging from grade 8 to grade 12.
- Science
Put your understanding of science to the test!
- Cs
A large variety of computer science questions.
- Python
Trivia on our amazing language, python!
- Wikipedia
Guess the title of random wikipedia passages.

If a category is not chosen, a random one will be selected.

[scenic estuary]

.quiz general

[wicked parrot]

Quiz game Starting!!

Each game consists of 7 questions.
Rules :
1: No cheating and have fun!
2: Points for each question reduces by 25 after 10s or after a hint. Total time is 30s per question
Category : general

Question #1

What country is the world's largest coral reef system, the "Great Barrier Reef", located in?

[scenic estuary]

australia

[wicked parrot]

@scenic estuary got the correct answer :tada: 100 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`Australia`**

Information
The Great Barrier Reef is the world's largest coral reef system composed of over 2,900 individual reefs and 900 islands stretching for over 2,300 kilometres (1,400 mi) over an area of approximately 344,400 square kilometres (133,000 sq mi). The reef is located in the Coral Sea, off the coast of Queensland, Australia.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 6

Score Board

No u#3899: 100

Question #2

Diamonds are always nice in Minecraft, but can you name the "Diamond Capital in the World"?

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

crap

uhhh

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

[scenic estuary]

south africa city

or smth

[wicked parrot]

Better luck next time...

The correct answer is **`Antwerp`**

Information
Antwerp, Belgium is where 60-80% of the world's diamonds are cut and traded, and is known as the "Diamond Capital of the World."

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 5

Score Board

No u#3899: 100

Question #3

When did the First World War start?

[scenic estuary]

1914

[wicked parrot]

@scenic estuary got the correct answer :tada: 100 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`1914`**

Information
The first world war began in August 1914. It was directly triggered by the assassination of the Austrian archduke, Franz Ferdinand and his wife, on 28th June 1914 by Bosnian revolutionary, Gavrilo Princip. This event was, however, simply the trigger that set off declarations of war.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 4

Score Board

No u#3899: 200

Question #4

In what country is the Ebro river located?

[scenic estuary]

south africa

[wicked parrot]

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

idk

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

No one answered correctly!

The correct answer is **`Spain`**

Information
The Ebro river is located in Spain. It is 930 kilometers long and it's the second longest river that ends on the Mediterranean Sea.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 3

Score Board

No u#3899: 200

Question #5

What is the smallest country?

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

saint vatican

vatican city

[wicked parrot]

@scenic estuary got the correct answer :tada: 75 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`Vatican City`**

Information
With an area of 0.17 square miles (0.44 km2) and a population right around 1,000, Vatican City is the smallest country in the world, both in terms of size and population.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 2

Score Board

No u#3899: 275

Question #6

Which country is the largest producer of coffee?

[scenic estuary]

cuba

[wicked parrot]

20s left!

10s left!

[scenic estuary]

Bahamas

indonesia

[wicked parrot]

No one answered correctly!

The correct answer is **`Brazil`**

Information
Brazil is the world's largest coffee producer. In 2016, Brazil produced a staggering 2,595,000 metric tons of coffee beans. It is not a new development, as Brazil has been the highest global producer of coffee beans for over 150 years.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 1

Score Board

No u#3899: 275

Question #7

Who was the winner of FIFA 2018?

[scenic estuary]

germany

brazil

[wicked parrot]

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

portugal

spain

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

[scenic estuary]

england

denmark

ukraine

chile

[wicked parrot]

Better luck next time...

The correct answer is **`France`**

Information
France 4 - 2 Croatia

Remaining questions: 0

Score Board

No u#3899: 275

The round has ended.

@scenic estuary Congratulations on winning this quiz game with a grand total of 275 points :tada:

[scenic estuary]

.quiz general 10

[wicked parrot]

Quiz game Starting!!

Each game consists of 10 questions.
Rules :
1: No cheating and have fun!
2: Points for each question reduces by 25 after 10s or after a hint. Total time is 30s per question
Category : general

Question #1

Which city is in two continents?

[scenic estuary]

what

[wicked parrot]

20s left!

10s left!

No one answered correctly!

The correct answer is **`Istanbul`**

Information
Istanbul embraces two continents, one arm reaching out to Asia, the other to Europe.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 9

No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

Question #2

At what year did Christopher Columbus discover America?

[scenic estuary]

1777

[wicked parrot]

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

1546

1564

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

[scenic estuary]

1465

[wicked parrot]

Better luck next time...

The correct answer is **`1492`**

Information
The explorer Christopher Columbus made four trips across the Atlantic Ocean from Spain: in 1492, 1493, 1498 and 1502. He was determined to find a direct water route west from Europe to Asia, but he never did. Instead, he stumbled upon the Americas

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 8

No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

Question #3

Diamonds are always nice in Minecraft, but can you name the "Diamond Capital in the World"?

[scenic estuary]

antwerp

[wicked parrot]

@scenic estuary got the correct answer :tada: 100 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`Antwerp`**

Information
Antwerp, Belgium is where 60-80% of the world's diamonds are cut and traded, and is known as the "Diamond Capital of the World."

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 7

Score Board

No u#3899: 100

Question #4

What's the world's largest urban area?

[scenic estuary]

tokyo

[wicked parrot]

@scenic estuary got the correct answer :tada: 100 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`Tokyo`**

Information
Tokyo is the most populated city in the world, with a population of 37 million people. It is located in Japan.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 6

Score Board

No u#3899: 200

Question #5

What is the largest ocean in the world?

[scenic estuary]

pacific

[wicked parrot]

@scenic estuary got the correct answer :tada: 100 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`Pacific`**

Information
The Pacific Ocean is the largest and deepest of the world ocean basins. Covering approximately 63 million square miles and containing more than half of the free water on Earth, the Pacific is by far the largest of the world's ocean basins.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 5

Score Board

No u#3899: 300

Question #6

Which country is the largest producer of coffee?

[scenic estuary]

brazil

[wicked parrot]

@scenic estuary got the correct answer :tada: 100 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`Brazil`**

Information
Brazil is the world's largest coffee producer. In 2016, Brazil produced a staggering 2,595,000 metric tons of coffee beans. It is not a new development, as Brazil has been the highest global producer of coffee beans for over 150 years.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 4

Score Board

No u#3899: 400

Question #7

Which country is known as the "Land Of The Rising Sun"?

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

argentina

china

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

[scenic estuary]

japan

[wicked parrot]

@scenic estuary got the correct answer :tada: 50 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`Japan`**

Information
The title stems from the Japanese names for Japan, Nippon/Nihon, both literally translating to "the suns origin".

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 3

Score Board

No u#3899: 450

Question #8

Who was the winner of FIFA 2018?

[scenic estuary]

france

[wicked parrot]

@scenic estuary got the correct answer :tada: 100 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`France`**

Information
France 4 - 2 Croatia

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 2

Score Board

No u#3899: 550

Question #9

Name "the land of a thousand lakes"

[scenic estuary]

canada

[wicked parrot]

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

finland

[wicked parrot]

@scenic estuary got the correct answer :tada: 75 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`Finland`**

Information
Finland is a country in Northern Europe. Sweden borders it to the northwest, Estonia to the south, Russia to the east, and Norway to the north. Finland is part of the European Union with its capital city being Helsinki. With a population of 5.5 million people, it has over 187,000 lakes. The thousands of lakes in Finland are the reason why the country's nickname is "the land of a thousand lakes."

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 1

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No u#3899: 625

Question #10

What's known as the "Playground of Europe"?

[scenic estuary]

italy

[wicked parrot]

20s left!

[scenic estuary]

belarus

ukraine

switzerland

[wicked parrot]

@scenic estuary got the correct answer :tada: 75 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`Switzerland`**

Information
It comes from the title of a book written in 1870 by Leslie Stephen (father of Virginia Woolf) detailing his exploits of mountain climbing (not skiing) of which sport he was one of the pioneers and trekking or walking.

Remaining questions: 0

Score Board

No u#3899: 700

The round has ended.

@scenic estuary Congratulations on winning this quiz game with a grand total of 700 points :tada:

[main scarab]

.quiz

[wicked parrot]

Quiz game Starting!!

Each game consists of 7 questions.
Rules :
1: No cheating and have fun!
2: Points for each question reduces by 25 after 10s or after a hint. Total time is 30s per question
Category : general

Question #1

The Valley Of The Kings is located in which country?

[main scarab]

Egypt

[wicked parrot]

@main scarab got the correct answer :tada: 100 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`Egypt`**

Information
The Valley of the Kings, also known as the Valley of the Gates of the Kings, is a valley in Egypt where, for a period of nearly 500 years from the 16th to 11th century BC, rock cut tombs were excavated for the pharaohs and powerful nobles of the New Kingdom (the Eighteenth to the Twentieth Dynasties of Ancient Egypt).

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 6

Score Board

Kakarott606#6571: 100

Question #2

Which country is the largest producer of coffee?

[main scarab]

Ghana

[wicked parrot]

20s left!

10s left!

No one answered correctly!

The correct answer is **`Brazil`**

Information
Brazil is the world's largest coffee producer. In 2016, Brazil produced a staggering 2,595,000 metric tons of coffee beans. It is not a new development, as Brazil has been the highest global producer of coffee beans for over 150 years.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 5

Score Board

Kakarott606#6571: 100

Question #3

The United Nations headquarters is located at which city?

20s left!

[main scarab]

New York

[wicked parrot]

@main scarab got the correct answer :tada: 75 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`New York`**

Information
The United Nations is headquartered in New York City in a complex designed by a board of architects led by Wallace Harrison and built by the architectural firm Harrison & Abramovitz. The complex has served as the official headquarters of the United Nations since its completion in 1951.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 4

Score Board

Kakarott606#6571: 175

Question #4

What's the world's largest urban area?

20s left!

[main scarab]

Tokyo

[wicked parrot]

@main scarab got the correct answer :tada: 75 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`Tokyo`**

Information
Tokyo is the most populated city in the world, with a population of 37 million people. It is located in Japan.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 3

Score Board

Kakarott606#6571: 250

Question #5

Name "the land of a thousand lakes"

[main scarab]

Finland

[wicked parrot]

@main scarab got the correct answer :tada: 100 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`Finland`**

Information
Finland is a country in Northern Europe. Sweden borders it to the northwest, Estonia to the south, Russia to the east, and Norway to the north. Finland is part of the European Union with its capital city being Helsinki. With a population of 5.5 million people, it has over 187,000 lakes. The thousands of lakes in Finland are the reason why the country's nickname is "the land of a thousand lakes."

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 2

Score Board

Kakarott606#6571: 350

Question #6

Which is the largest island in the world?

[main scarab]

Australia

[wicked parrot]

20s left!

[main scarab]

Greenland

[wicked parrot]

@main scarab got the correct answer :tada: 75 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`Greenland`**

Information
Commonly thought to be Australia, but as it's actually a continental landmass, it doesn't get to make it in the list.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 1

Score Board

Kakarott606#6571: 425

Question #7

Where is the "International Court Of Justice" located at?

20s left!

[main scarab]

HAgue

Hague

[wicked parrot]

10s left!

[main scarab]

The Hague

[wicked parrot]

@main scarab got the correct answer :tada: 50 points!

You got it! The correct answer is **`The Hague`**

Remaining questions: 0

Score Board

Kakarott606#6571: 475

The round has ended.

@main scarab Congratulations on winning this quiz game with a grand total of 475 points :tada:

[main scarab]

.quiz

[wicked parrot]

Quiz game Starting!!

Each game consists of 7 questions.
Rules :
1: No cheating and have fun!
2: Points for each question reduces by 25 after 10s or after a hint. Total time is 30s per question
Category : retro

Question #1

What is the best selling game on the Nintendo GameCube?

**Hint #1
**It is not a mainline Mario Game, although the plumber is present.

**Hint #2
**It is not a mainline Zelda Game, although Link is present.

[main scarab]

Super Mario

[wicked parrot]

Better luck next time...

[main scarab]

Super Mario Sunshine

[wicked parrot]

The correct answer is **`Super Smash Bros`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 6

No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

Question #2

What was the first game Yoshi appeared in?

**Hint #1
**The game was released in 1990.

**Hint #2
**It was released on the SNES.

Better luck next time...

The correct answer is **`Super Mario World`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 5

No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

Question #3

What is Yoshi's (from Mario Bros.) full name?

**Hint #1
**It was revealed in the Nintendo Character Guide in 1993.

**Hint #2
**His last name has to do with eating Mario's enemies.

No one answered correctly!

The correct answer is **`Yoshisaur Munchakoopas`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 4

No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

Question #4

What was Mario's original occupation?

[main scarab]

.quiz

[wicked parrot]

Game is already running... do .quiz stop

**Hint #1
**The occupation was in construction

[main scarab]

.quiz stop

[wicked parrot]

Quiz stopped.

[lime oriole]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell the tale.

[lime oriole]

.quiz

[wicked parrot]

Quiz game Starting!!

Each game consists of 7 questions.
Rules :
1: No cheating and have fun!
2: Points for each question reduces by 25 after 10s or after a hint. Total time is 30s per question
Category : wikipedia

Question #1

Guess the title of the Wikipedia article.

****** *** was King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and the British Dominions, and Emperor of India, from 22 January 1901 until his death in 1910.

20s left!

10s left!

[lime oriole]

charles VII

[wicked parrot]

Better luck next time...

The correct answer is **`Edward VII`**

Information
Edward VII was King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and the British Dominions, and Emperor of India, from 22 January 1901 until his death in 1910.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 6

No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

Question #2

Guess the title of the Wikipedia article.

The following notable ****** occurred ** ****. Names are reported under the date of death, ** alphabetical order. A typical entry reports information ** the following sequence:Name, age, country of citizenship at birth, subsequent nationality, what subject was noted for, cause of death, and reference.

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Better luck next time...

The correct answer is **`Deaths in 2022`**

Information

The following notable deaths occurred in 2022. Names are reported under the date of death, in alphabetical order. A typical entry reports information in the following sequence:Name, age, country of citizenship at birth, subsequent nationality, what subject was noted for, cause of death, and reference.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 5

No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

Question #3

Guess the title of the Wikipedia article.

****** ******, **** ** *********, was the husband ** Queen Elizabeth II and served as the consort ** the British monarch from her accession as queen on 6 February 1952 until his death in 2021, making him the longest-serving royal consort in history.

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The correct answer is **`Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh`**

Information
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, was the husband of Queen Elizabeth II and served as the consort of the British monarch from her accession as queen on 6 February 1952 until his death in 2021, making him the longest-serving royal consort in history.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 4

No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

Question #4

Guess the title of the Wikipedia article.

Fotbal Club *******, commonly known as ******* ******** or simply *******, is a Moldovan professional football club based in ********, a city located in the unrecognised breakaway state of Transnistria. Founded in 1997 as Tiras ******** and rebranded the following year as *******, it quickly established itself within Moldovan football.

20s left!

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No one answered correctly!

The correct answer is **`FC Sheriff Tiraspol`**

Information
Fotbal Club Sheriff, commonly known as Sheriff Tiraspol or simply Sheriff, is a Moldovan professional football club based in Tiraspol, a city located in the unrecognised breakaway state of Transnistria. Founded in 1997 as Tiras Tiraspol and rebranded the following year as Sheriff, it quickly established itself within Moldovan football.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 3

No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

Question #5

Guess the title of the Wikipedia article.

****** ******, **** ** ****, is a member ** the British royal family. The third child and second son ** Queen Elizabeth II and ****** Philip, **** ** Edinburgh, he is eighth in the line ** succession to the British throne, and the first person in the line who is not a descendant ** his older brother, King Charles III.

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No one answered correctly!

The correct answer is **`Prince Andrew, Duke of York`**

Information
Prince Andrew, Duke of York, is a member of the British royal family. The third child and second son of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, he is eighth in the line of succession to the British throne, and the first person in the line who is not a descendant of his older brother, King Charles III.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 2

No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

Question #6

Guess the title of the Wikipedia article.

**** ** **** was Queen ** the United Kingdom and the British Dominions, and Empress ** India, from 6 May 1910 until 29 January 1936 as the wife ** King-Emperor George V.

20s left!

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No one answered correctly!

The correct answer is **`Mary of Teck`**

Information
Mary of Teck was Queen of the United Kingdom and the British Dominions, and Empress of India, from 6 May 1910 until 29 January 1936 as the wife of King-Emperor George V.

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 1

No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

Question #7

Guess the title of the Wikipedia article.

****** * was King of the United Kingdom and the British Dominions, and Emperor of India, from 6 May 1910 until his death in 1936.

20s left!

10s left!

Better luck next time...

The correct answer is **`George V`**

Information
George V was King of the United Kingdom and the British Dominions, and Emperor of India, from 6 May 1910 until his death in 1936.

Remaining questions: 0

No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

The round has ended.

[fallow rampart]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.

[fallow rampart]

@wicked parrot joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

[fallow rampart]

@wicked parrot joke

[wicked parrot]

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations.

[fallow rampart]

@wicked parrot joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

[fallow rampart]

💀

Chuck Norris when the

@wicked parrot joke

[wicked parrot]

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

[fallow rampart]

@wicked parrot joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

[fallow rampart]

@wicked parrot help

[wicked parrot]

Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify 8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

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[fallow rampart]

@wicked parrot help joke

[wicked parrot]

Command Help

**```
.joke [category=all]

*Retrieves a joke of the specified `category` from the pyjokes api.*

[crystal plover]

.whoisvalentine do you want to do that?

[wicked parrot]

Who is Saint Valentine?

Saint Valentine, officially Saint Valentine of Rome, was a widely recognized 3rd-century christian saint, commemorated on February 14. He was a priest and bishop, ministering persecuted Christians in the Roman Empire, and is associated with a tradition of courtly love since the High Middle Ages, a period commenced around the year 1000AD and lasting until around 1250AD. He was martyred and buried at a Christian cemetery on the Via Flaminia on February 14.

There are a bunch of inconsistencies in the identification of the saint, however there are evidences for 3 saints that appear in connection with February 14. One of them, Saint Valentine of Terni, is believed to be the one associated with a vision restoration miracle, which happening during his imprisonment. In that, he restored the eyesight of his jailer's daughter, and, on the evening before his execution, supposedly sent her a letter signed with 'Your Valentine' (tuum valentinum). This makes this saint the one we today associate with Saint Valentine's Day.

The artist Cicero Moraes attempted a facial reconstruction of Saint Valentine, which can be seen in the thumbnail.

[mystic hollow]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

When Chuck Norris breaks the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

[mystic hollow]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

[maiden dock]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Software salesmen and used-car salesmen differ in that the latter know when they are lying.

[maiden dock]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up, or else.

[maiden dock]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

How many programmers does it take to kill a cockroach? Two: one holds, the other installs Windows on it.

[maiden dock]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares at the code until it confesses.

[maiden dock]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris causes the Blue Screen of Death.

[maiden dock]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

[maiden dock]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris's calculator has only 3 keys: 0, 1, and NAND.

[maiden dock]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares at the code until it confesses.

[maiden dock]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

What do you call a programmer from Finland? Nerdic.

[maiden dock]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

What did the Java code say to the C code? A: You've got no class.

[maiden dock]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

How many QAs does it take to change a lightbulb? They noticed that the room was dark. They don't fix problems, they find them.

What do you call a programmer from Finland? Nerdic.

My friend's in a band called '1023 Megabytes'... They haven't got a gig yet!

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

To understand recursion you must first understand recursion.

[rough glade]

:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied mute to @maiden dock until <t:1663537060:f> (10 minutes) (reason: duplicates rule: sent 4 duplicated messages in 10s).

The <@&831776746206265384> have been alerted for review.

[maiden dock]

ugh

this keeps happening

[jaunty coral]

.http_status 451

[wicked parrot]

**Status: 451**

[jaunty coral]

.http_status 418

[wicked parrot]

**Status: 418**

[terse lotus]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

[terse lotus]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

[terse lotus]

anything but Chuck Norris

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

[terse lotus]

NO

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit 'COMMIT' in its end.

[terse lotus]

ok i give up

fuck you

(respectfully)

[median thicket]

.adventofcode

[wicked parrot]

Command Help

**```
.adventofcode

**Can also use:** `aoc`

*All of the Advent of Code commands.*

**Subcommands:**
**`adventofcode about `**
*Learn about Advent of Code*
**`adventofcode countdown `**
*Return time left until next day*
**`adventofcode join `**
*Learn how to join the leaderboard (via DM)*
**`adventofcode stats `**
*Get daily statistics for the Python Discord leaderboard*
**`adventofcode subscribe `**
*NOTE: This command has been moved to !subscribe*

[shy dome]

!e !e print(f"{5:02}")

[rough glade]

@shy dome :x: Your 3.11 eval job has completed with return code 1.

001 |   File "<string>", line 1
002 |     !e print(f"{5:02}")
003 |     ^
004 | SyntaxError: invalid syntax

[shy dome]

!e print(f"{5:02}")

[rough glade]

@shy dome :white_check_mark: Your 3.11 eval job has completed with return code 0.

05

[shy dome]

!e print(f"{45:02}")

[rough glade]

@shy dome :white_check_mark: Your 3.11 eval job has completed with return code 0.

45

[shy dome]

!e print(f"{345:02}")

[rough glade]

@shy dome :white_check_mark: Your 3.11 eval job has completed with return code 0.

345

[shy dome]

!e print(f"{345345:02}")

[rough glade]

@shy dome :white_check_mark: Your 3.11 eval job has completed with return code 0.

345345

[runic shell]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

A COBOL programmer makes millions with Y2K remediation and decides to get cryogenically frozen. "The year is 9999. You know COBOL, right?"

[turbid arch]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

Finding a good PHP developer is like looking for a needle in a haystack. Or is it a hackstack in a needle?

[terse lotus]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who don't.

[terse lotus]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just make darkness a standard.

[terse lotus]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

Triumphantly, Beth removed Python 2.7 from her server in 2030. 'Finally!' she said with glee, only to see the announcement for Python 4.4.

[terse lotus]

.jole neutral

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays.

[terse lotus]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

Sympathy for the Devil is really just about being nice to QAs.

[terse lotus]

.joke neutral

[wicked parrot]

Complaining about the lack of smoking shelters, the nicotine addicted Python programmers said there ought to be 'spaces for tabs'.

[turbid arch]

.zen

[turbid arch]

.rp classes

[wicked parrot]

Search results - Real Python

Here are the top 5 results:

Providing Multiple Constructors in Your Python Classes

https://realpython.com/python-multiple-constructors/

Data Classes in Python 3.7+ (Guide)

https://realpython.com/python-data-classes/

Inheritance and Composition: A Python OOP Guide

https://realpython.com/inheritance-composition-python/

Python Metaclasses

https://realpython.com/python-metaclasses/

Python's property(): Add Managed Attributes to Your Classes

https://realpython.com/python-property/

Click the links to go to the articles.

[slate roost]

.help

[crimson venture]

.sgif

[wicked parrot]

A spooooky gif!

[fallow ivy]

Sir, What I had to do to get permission speak in any voice/video chats?

@wicked parrot , how can I get permission to speak in any voice chat section in this server?

@wicked parrot , As I can see, in Voice Chat 0, I am unable to speak due to no permission.

[main scarab]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris writes directly in binary. He then writes the source code as documentation for other programmers.

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just make darkness a standard.

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

How to explain the movie Inception to a programmer? When you run a VM inside another VM, inside another VM ... everything runs real slow!

[rough glade]

:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied mute to @main scarab until <t:1663699107:f> (10 minutes) (reason: duplicates rule: sent 4 duplicated messages in 10s).

The <@&831776746206265384> have been alerted for review.

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris's beard can type 140 words per minute.

[nocturne turtle]

!unmute 786272781313638411

[rough glade]

:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: pardoned infraction mute for @main scarab.

[main scarab]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl.

[main scarab]

ty

[autumn frost]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris once shifted a bit so hard, it ended up on a different computer.

[noble flame]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris writes code that optimises itself.

[noble flame]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit 'COMMIT' in its end.

[noble flame]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, 'Can I get you anything?' 'Yeah,' replies the bytes. 'Make us a double.'

[narrow spade]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Programmer: The glass is twice as large as necessary.

[latent sentinel]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

[latent sentinel]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Each hair in Chuck Norris's beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

[latent sentinel]

If I get one more Chuck Norris one

.joke

[wicked parrot]

What do you call a programmer from Finland? Nerdic.

[latent sentinel]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit 'COMMIT' in its end.

[latent sentinel]

mfw Chuck Norris strikes again

[stark forum]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

I suggested holding a 'Python Object Oriented Programming Seminar', but the acronym was unpopular.

[stark forum]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Why don't jokes work in octal? Because 7 10 11.

[main scarab]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

[flat tiger]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

[flat tiger]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

[flat tiger]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

[barren python]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? false.

[barren python]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

[barren python]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

[barren python]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris's log statements are always at the FATAL level.

[barren python]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, 'Can I get you anything?' 'Yeah,' replies the bytes. 'Make us a double.'

[barren python]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test cases cover your code too.

[barren python]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

[barren python]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

I've been using Vim for a long time now, mainly because I can't figure out how to exit.

[barren python]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris's programs, it backfires.

[barren python]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All the way down. Always.

[barren python]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k, 256k and 512k. It was a trip down Memory Lane.

[barren python]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

[barren python]

.joke

[wicked parrot]

Chuck Norris causes the Blue Screen of Death.

[barren python]

who is chunk norris wtf

.joke

[wicked parrot]

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? Cat dog sin theta.