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wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:59 PM

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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:59 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:59 PM

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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:59 PM

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OHHHHHH

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:59 PM

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Chuck Norris's keyboard has the Any key.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:59 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 8:59 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 8:59 PM

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Nice

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 9:00 PM

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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 9:00 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 2, 2022, 9:00 PM

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Chuck Norris's Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

grizzled ember Sep 2, 2022, 9:00 PM

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Bruh

smoky otter Sep 2, 2022, 9:16 PM

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WHY IS IT ALL CHUCK NORRIS

wicked parrotBOT Sep 3, 2022, 1:00 AM

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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

dapper dagger Sep 3, 2022, 1:02 PM

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.help

grizzled ember Sep 3, 2022, 2:42 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 3, 2022, 2:42 PM

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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris's is infinite.

grizzled ember Sep 3, 2022, 2:42 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 3, 2022, 2:42 PM

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Chuck Norris's calculator has only 3 keys: 0, 1, and NAND.

grizzled ember Sep 3, 2022, 2:42 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 3, 2022, 2:42 PM

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Asked to explain Unicode during an interview, Geoff went into detail about his final year university project. He was not hired.

grizzled ember Sep 3, 2022, 2:42 PM

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Huh

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 3, 2022, 2:42 PM

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How come there is no obfuscated Perl contest? Because everyone would win.

grizzled ember Sep 3, 2022, 2:43 PM

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HUHHH???

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 3, 2022, 2:43 PM

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

grizzled ember Sep 3, 2022, 2:43 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 3, 2022, 2:43 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

grizzled ember Sep 3, 2022, 2:43 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 3, 2022, 2:43 PM

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What do you mean 911 is only for emergencies? I've got a merge conflict.

grizzled ember Sep 3, 2022, 2:43 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 3, 2022, 2:43 PM

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'Knock, knock.' 'Who's there?' ... very long pause ... 'Java.'

grizzled ember Sep 3, 2022, 2:43 PM

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Oooof

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 3, 2022, 2:43 PM

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris.

grizzled ember Sep 3, 2022, 2:43 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 3, 2022, 2:43 PM

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Waiter: He's choking! Is anyone a doctor? Programmer: I'm a Vim user.

grizzled ember Sep 3, 2022, 2:44 PM

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Huh

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 3, 2022, 2:44 PM

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Each hair in Chuck Norris's beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

grizzled ember Sep 3, 2022, 2:44 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 3, 2022, 2:44 PM

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Chuck Norris completed World of Warcraft.

grizzled ember Sep 3, 2022, 2:44 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 3, 2022, 2:44 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares at the code until it confesses.

grizzled ember Sep 3, 2022, 2:44 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 3, 2022, 2:44 PM

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Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? Because they don't see sharp.

grizzled ember Sep 3, 2022, 2:44 PM

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Finally a good one

smoky otter Sep 3, 2022, 2:46 PM

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Just found out that like 50% of the jokes the bot will say are chuck norris jokes
https://github.com/pyjokes/pyjokes/blob/6ad9b6f05affd0598df8b61ae6b92dfcec73470e/pyjokes/jokes_en.py#L114

rough gladeBOT Sep 3, 2022, 2:46 PM

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pyjokes/jokes_en.py line 114

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smoky otter Sep 3, 2022, 2:47 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 3, 2022, 2:47 PM

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You can't follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, because he follows you.

turbid arch Sep 3, 2022, 8:10 PM

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.joke neutral

wicked parrotBOT Sep 3, 2022, 8:10 PM

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My friend's in a band called '1023 Megabytes'... They haven't got a gig yet!

small imp Sep 3, 2022, 10:25 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 3, 2022, 10:25 PM

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How many QAs does it take to change a lightbulb? They noticed that the room was dark. They don't fix problems, they find them.

main scarab Sep 4, 2022, 12:40 AM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 12:40 AM

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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

paper fiber Sep 4, 2022, 1:58 AM

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.serverinfo

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.fo

wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 1:58 AM

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Form of a gelatin dessert of snow!

paper fiber Sep 4, 2022, 1:58 AM

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😐

soft eagle Sep 4, 2022, 10:58 AM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 10:58 AM

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Chuck Norris's programs never exit, they are terminated.

soft eagle Sep 4, 2022, 10:58 AM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 10:58 AM

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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

soft eagle Sep 4, 2022, 10:58 AM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 10:58 AM

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If you play a Windows CD backwards, you'll hear satanic chanting ... worse still, if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.

nova swan Sep 4, 2022, 11:43 AM

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.rp regular expression

wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 11:43 AM

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Search results - Real Python

Here are the top 5 results:

Regular Expressions: Regexes in Python (Part 2)

https://realpython.com/regex-python-part-2/

Regular Expressions: Regexes in Python (Part 1)

https://realpython.com/regex-python/

A Practical Introduction to Web Scraping in Python

https://realpython.com/python-web-scraping-practical-introduction/

Python Command Line Arguments

https://realpython.com/python-command-line-arguments/

How to Check if a Python String Contains a Substring

https://realpython.com/python-string-contains-substring/

solemn violet Sep 4, 2022, 2:54 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 2:54 PM

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Chuck Norris's OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

proper gale Sep 4, 2022, 3:15 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 3:15 PM

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The best thing about a Boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.

proper gale Sep 4, 2022, 3:15 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 3:15 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

exotic oyster Sep 4, 2022, 3:17 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 3:17 PM

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris's programs, it backfires.

jovial quartz Sep 4, 2022, 3:23 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 3:23 PM

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Old C programmers don't die, they're just cast into void.

jovial quartz Sep 4, 2022, 3:24 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 3:24 PM

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Everyone likes Chuck Norris on Facebook, whether they choose to or not.

jovial quartz Sep 4, 2022, 3:24 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 3:24 PM

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem.

jovial quartz Sep 4, 2022, 3:24 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 3:24 PM

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assertion, 'it works'.

jovial quartz Sep 4, 2022, 3:24 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 3:24 PM

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Triumphantly, Beth removed Python 2.7 from her server in 2030. 'Finally!' she said with glee, only to see the announcement for Python 4.4.

jovial quartz Sep 4, 2022, 3:24 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 3:24 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

jovial quartz Sep 4, 2022, 3:24 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 3:24 PM

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There are 10 types of people: those who understand hexadecimal and 15 others.

jovial quartz Sep 4, 2022, 3:24 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 3:24 PM

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A programmer walks into a foo...

jovial quartz Sep 4, 2022, 3:24 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 3:24 PM

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Chuck Norris's programs do not accept input.

jovial quartz Sep 4, 2022, 3:24 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 3:24 PM

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell the tale.

jovial quartz Sep 4, 2022, 3:24 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 3:24 PM

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Java: Write once, run away.

summer nimbus Sep 4, 2022, 3:34 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 3:34 PM

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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

summer nimbus Sep 4, 2022, 3:34 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 3:34 PM

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In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.

modern dawn Sep 4, 2022, 3:47 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 3:47 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

modern dawn Sep 4, 2022, 3:47 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 3:47 PM

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.

tepid nest Sep 4, 2022, 3:56 PM

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!voiceverify

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.voiceverify

devout peak Sep 4, 2022, 4:42 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:42 PM

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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All the way down. Always.

devout peak Sep 4, 2022, 4:42 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:42 PM

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:42 PM

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'Knock, knock.' 'Who's there?' ... very long pause ... 'Java.'

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:42 PM

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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:42 PM

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Chick Norris solved the halting problem.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:42 PM

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Chuck Norris's OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:42 PM

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimises itself.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:42 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't sudo, the shell just knows it's him and does what it's told.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:42 PM

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A QA engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Rams a bar. Jumps into a bar.

devout peak Sep 4, 2022, 4:43 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:43 PM

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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

devout peak Sep 4, 2022, 4:43 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:43 PM

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Why are you always smiling? That's just my... regular expression.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:43 PM

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.NET was named .NET so that it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:43 PM

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Chuck Norris only uses global variables. He has nothing to hide.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:43 PM

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Microsoft hold a bi-monthly internal "productive week" where they use Google instead of Bing.

devout peak Sep 4, 2022, 4:43 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:43 PM

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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

devout peak Sep 4, 2022, 4:43 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:43 PM

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Unix is user friendly. It's just very particular about who its friends are.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:44 PM

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What do you call eight hobbits? A hobbyte.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:44 PM

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If you play a Windows CD backwards, you'll hear satanic chanting ... worse still, if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.

devout peak Sep 4, 2022, 4:44 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:44 PM

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You can't follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, because he follows you.

devout peak Sep 4, 2022, 4:44 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:44 PM

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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:44 PM

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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:44 PM

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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All the way down. Always.

devout peak Sep 4, 2022, 4:44 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:44 PM

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Each hair in Chuck Norris's beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

devout peak Sep 4, 2022, 4:45 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:45 PM

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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit 'COMMIT' in its end.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:45 PM

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Chuck Norris only uses global variables. He has nothing to hide.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:45 PM

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Q: What is Chuck Norris's favorite Javascript framework? A: Knockout.js.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:45 PM

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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:45 PM

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Chuck Norris can install a 64-bit operating system on 32-bit machines.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:45 PM

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:45 PM

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:45 PM

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To understand recursion you must first understand recursion.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:45 PM

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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:45 PM

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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:46 PM

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:46 PM

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A programmer walks into a bar and orders 1.38 root beers. The bartender informs her it's a root beer float. She says 'Make it a double!'

devout peak Sep 4, 2022, 4:46 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:46 PM

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In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:46 PM

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How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? false.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:46 PM

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:46 PM

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How many QAs does it take to change a lightbulb? They noticed that the room was dark. They don't fix problems, they find them.

devout peak Sep 4, 2022, 4:47 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:47 PM

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Why don't jokes work in octal? Because 7 10 11.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:47 PM

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A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:47 PM

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell the tale.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:47 PM

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:47 PM

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Q: What is Chuck Norris's favorite Javascript framework? A: Knockout.js.

devout peak Sep 4, 2022, 4:47 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:47 PM

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Chuck Norris's database has only one table, 'Kick', which he drops frequently.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:47 PM

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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 4:47 PM

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.NET was named .NET so that it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.

bold pasture Sep 4, 2022, 5:34 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 5:34 PM

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl.

dreamy lotus Sep 4, 2022, 7:24 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:24 PM

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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All the way down. Always.

dreamy lotus Sep 4, 2022, 7:24 PM

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.joke neutral

wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:24 PM

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An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house, Irish pub, tavern, bartender, beer, liquor, wine, alcohol, spirits...

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:36 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:36 PM

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Chuck Norris can overwrite a locked variable.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:36 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:36 PM

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Speed dating is useless. 5 minutes is not enough to properly explain the benefits of the Unix philosophy.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:36 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:36 PM

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A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:36 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:36 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up, or else.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:37 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:37 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:37 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:37 PM

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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:38 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:38 PM

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Chuck Norris's database has only one table, 'Kick', which he drops frequently.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:38 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:38 PM

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Sympathy for the Devil is really just about being nice to QAs.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:38 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:38 PM

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A QA engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Rams a bar. Jumps into a bar.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:38 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:38 PM

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Chuck Norris performs infinite loops in under 4 seconds.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:38 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:38 PM

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? Cat dog sin theta.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:38 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:38 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:38 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:38 PM

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Speed dating is useless. 5 minutes is not enough to properly explain the benefits of the Unix philosophy.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:39 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:39 PM

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Programmer: The glass is twice as large as necessary.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:39 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:39 PM

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:39 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:39 PM

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Chuck Norris can access private methods.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:39 PM

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wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:39 PM

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Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, 'Can I get you anything?' 'Yeah,' replies the bytes. 'Make us a double.'

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I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you would never get it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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Writing PHP is like peeing in the swimming pool, everyone did it, but we don't need to bring it up in public.

rough gladeBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:39 PM

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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied mute to @turbid drift until <t:1662320977:f> (10 minutes) (reason: duplicates rule: sent 4 duplicated messages in 10s).

The <@&831776746206265384> have been alerted for review.

round bramble Sep 4, 2022, 7:40 PM

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!unmute 892352065643372575

rough gladeBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:40 PM

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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: pardoned infraction mute for @turbid drift.

round bramble Sep 4, 2022, 7:40 PM

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Gotta go slower ;)

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:40 PM

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ty

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:40 PM

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:40 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:40 PM

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Why are you always smiling? That's just my... regular expression.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:41 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:41 PM

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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:41 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:41 PM

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Child: Dad, why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west? Dad: Son, it's working, don't touch it.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:41 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:41 PM

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Chuck Norris's database has only one table, 'Kick', which he drops frequently.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:41 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:41 PM

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Programmer: The glass is twice as large as necessary.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:41 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:41 PM

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Sympathy for the Devil is really just about being nice to QAs.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:41 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:41 PM

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Programmer: The glass is twice as large as necessary.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:41 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:41 PM

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

turbid drift Sep 4, 2022, 7:41 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 7:41 PM

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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 8:51 PM

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Schrodinger's attitude to web development: If I don't look at it in Internet Explorer then there's a chance it looks fine.

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The Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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If loving you is ROM I don't wanna read write.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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A programmer crashes a car at the bottom of a hill, a bystander asks what happened, he says "No idea. Let's push it back up and try again".

rough gladeBOT Sep 4, 2022, 8:51 PM

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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied mute to @honest sedge until <t:1662325305:f> (10 minutes) (reason: duplicates rule: sent 4 duplicated messages in 10s).

The <@&831776746206265384> have been alerted for review.

wicked parrotBOT Sep 4, 2022, 9:31 PM

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What did the Java code say to the C code? A: You've got no class.

#

Find anagrams from these letters: 'BEELR'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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Nobody got it right.

The words were: `blere`, `rebel`!

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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

plain swan Sep 5, 2022, 1:09 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 1:09 AM

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Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? Because they don't see sharp.

plain swan Sep 5, 2022, 1:09 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 1:09 AM

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Schrodinger's attitude to web development: If I don't look at it in Internet Explorer then there's a chance it looks fine.

upbeat geyser Sep 5, 2022, 8:28 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 8:28 AM

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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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A programmer walks into a foo...

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The Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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Java: Write once, run away.

rough gladeBOT Sep 5, 2022, 8:28 AM

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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied mute to @upbeat geyser until <t:1662367103:f> (10 minutes) (reason: duplicates rule: sent 4 duplicated messages in 10s).

The <@&831776746206265384> have been alerted for review.

vocal vessel Sep 5, 2022, 8:28 AM

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!unmute @upbeat geyser

rough gladeBOT Sep 5, 2022, 8:28 AM

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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: pardoned infraction mute for @upbeat geyser.

upbeat geyser Sep 5, 2022, 8:29 AM

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thx

vocal vessel Sep 5, 2022, 8:29 AM

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Don't send so many messages

upbeat geyser Sep 5, 2022, 8:29 AM

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I am sorry

upbeat geyser Sep 5, 2022, 8:29 AM

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vocal vessel Don't send so many messages

ok

heady prawn Sep 5, 2022, 8:45 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 8:45 AM

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3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

heady prawn Sep 5, 2022, 8:45 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 8:45 AM

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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

heady prawn Sep 5, 2022, 8:45 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 8:45 AM

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Chuck Norris's first program was kill -9.

heady prawn Sep 5, 2022, 8:45 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 8:45 AM

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I had a problem so I thought I'd use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory.

heady prawn Sep 5, 2022, 8:45 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 8:45 AM

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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

heady prawn Sep 5, 2022, 8:47 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 8:47 AM

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In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.

heady prawn Sep 5, 2022, 8:49 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 8:49 AM

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares at the code until it confesses.

heady prawn Sep 5, 2022, 8:49 AM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 8:49 AM

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Command Help

EasterRiddle
.riddle
Gives a random riddle, then provides 2 hints at certain intervals before revealing the answer.

EggDecorating
.eggdecorate [colours...]
Picks a random egg design and decorates it using the given colours.

EggheadQuiz
.eggquiz
Gives a random quiz question, waits 30 seconds and then outputs the answer.

Emojis
.emoji <emoji>
A group of commands related to emojis.

Epoch
.epoch [date_time]
Convert an entered date/time string to the equivalent epoch.

heady prawn Sep 5, 2022, 8:50 AM

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.eggfact

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 8:50 AM

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Easter Egg Fact

The White House held their first official egg roll in 1878 when Rutherford B. Hayes was the President. It is a race in which children push decorated, hard-boiled eggs across the White House lawn as an annual event held the Monday after Easter. In 2009, the Obamas hosted their first Easter egg roll with the theme, "Let's go play" which was meant to encourage young people to lead healthy and active lives.

coarse wren Sep 5, 2022, 9:29 AM

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.png

astral oar Sep 5, 2022, 10:52 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 10:52 AM

#

QAs consist of 55% water, 30% blood and 15% Jira tickets.

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 11:07 AM

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Do you mind?

Your input was invalid: Your message must have content or you must reply to a message.

Usage:```
.uwu [text]

#

hewwo thewe

#

Command: uwu

Echo an uwuified version the passed text.

Source Code

Go to GitHub

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you awe vewy d-dumb

astral oar Sep 5, 2022, 11:10 AM

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.uwu i love you

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 11:10 AM

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i wuv you

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hewwo thewe

main scarab Sep 5, 2022, 11:11 AM

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.uwu rrr

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 11:11 AM

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www

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ddd

astral oar Sep 5, 2022, 11:32 AM

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.uwu Sir Lancebot

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 11:32 AM

#

siw w-wancebot

astral oar Sep 5, 2022, 11:42 AM

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.uwu you’re funny

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 11:42 AM

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you’we funny

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 12:53 PM

#

Chuck Norris's OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

upbeat plume Sep 5, 2022, 1:11 PM

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.uwu rawr

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 1:11 PM

#

wawr

upbeat plume Sep 5, 2022, 1:11 PM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 1:11 PM

#

Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify 8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

upbeat plume Sep 5, 2022, 1:12 PM

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.fook

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Oop

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.fool

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 1:12 PM

#

Check out this April Fools' video by google.

https://youtu.be/1KhZKNZO8mQ

YouTube

Google

Introducing Gmail Tap

Tap into the future of productivity with Gmail Tap for Android and iOS. Double your typing speed with this revolutionary new keyboard.
http://www.gmail.com/tap

Music by Headquarters Music

▶ Play video

upbeat plume Sep 5, 2022, 1:12 PM

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.fo

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 1:12 PM

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Form of a little club of steam!

upbeat plume Sep 5, 2022, 1:13 PM

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 1:13 PM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'DDEEIT'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

upbeat plume Sep 5, 2022, 1:13 PM

#

Idk

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 1:14 PM

#

Nobody got it right.

The words were: `dieted`, `edited`!

upbeat plume Sep 5, 2022, 1:15 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 1:15 PM

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assertion, 'it works'.

upbeat plume Sep 5, 2022, 1:15 PM

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.eggfact

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 1:15 PM

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Easter Egg Fact

Easter eggs have been considered as a symbol of fertility, rebirth and new life. The custom of giving eggs has been derived from Egyptians, Persians, Gauls, Greeks, and Romans.

grand patio Sep 5, 2022, 1:27 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 1:27 PM

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!false, (It's funny because it's true)

grand patio Sep 5, 2022, 1:27 PM

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!false

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!close

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 1:28 PM

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How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? false.

grand patio Sep 5, 2022, 1:28 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 1:28 PM

#

Chuck Norris's first program was kill -9.

grand patio Sep 5, 2022, 1:28 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 1:28 PM

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Complaining about the lack of smoking shelters, the nicotine addicted Python programmers said there ought to be 'spaces for tabs'.

pliant mulch Sep 5, 2022, 2:01 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 2:01 PM

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Two threads walk into a bar. The barkeeper looks up and yells, 'Hey, I want don't any conditions race like time last!'

pliant mulch Sep 5, 2022, 2:01 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 2:01 PM

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In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.

turbid drift Sep 5, 2022, 3:33 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 3:33 PM

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There are 10 types of people: those who understand trinary, those who don't, and those who have never heard of it.

turbid drift Sep 5, 2022, 3:33 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 3:33 PM

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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

turbid drift Sep 5, 2022, 3:33 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 3:33 PM

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Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, 'Can I get you anything?' 'Yeah,' replies the bytes. 'Make us a double.'

turbid drift Sep 5, 2022, 3:33 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 3:33 PM

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Chuck Norris once shifted a bit so hard, it ended up on a different computer.

crystal stirrup Sep 5, 2022, 4:02 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 4:02 PM

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Chuck Norris performs infinite loops in under 4 seconds.

crystal stirrup Sep 5, 2022, 4:03 PM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 4:03 PM

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Command Help

Bookmark
.bookmark delete
Delete the Sir-Lancebot message that the command invocation is replying to.

BotSource
.source [source_item]
Display information and a GitHub link to the source code of a command, tag, or cog.

BunnyNameGenerator
.bunnifyme
Gets your Discord username and bunnifies it.
.bunnyname
Picks a random bunny name from a JSON file.

Catify
.catify <text>
Convert the provided text into a cat themed sentence by interspercing cats throughout text.

crystal stirrup Sep 5, 2022, 4:03 PM

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.source

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 4:03 PM

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Sir Lancebot's GitHub Repository

Repository

Go to GitHub

turbid arch Sep 5, 2022, 5:32 PM

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.joke neutral

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 5:32 PM

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Writing PHP is like peeing in the swimming pool, everyone did it, but we don't need to bring it up in public.

turbid arch Sep 5, 2022, 5:32 PM

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.joke neutral

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 5:32 PM

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I've been using Vim for a long time now, mainly because I can't figure out how to exit.

turbid arch Sep 5, 2022, 5:32 PM

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.joke neutral

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 5:32 PM

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What do you mean 911 is only for emergencies? I've got a merge conflict.

main scarab Sep 5, 2022, 5:37 PM

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.latex $a = \frac{1}{2}$

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 5:37 PM

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$latex.png$

main scarab Sep 5, 2022, 5:37 PM

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.help latex

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 5:37 PM

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Command Help

**```
.latex <query>

*Renders the text in latex and sends the image.*

main scarab Sep 5, 2022, 5:37 PM

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.latex abc

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 5:37 PM

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$latex.png$

main scarab Sep 5, 2022, 5:38 PM

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.earth

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 5:38 PM

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Earth Photo

A photo of Earth 🌎 from Unsplash.

Author

Photo by Patrick Hendry on Unsplash.

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$latex.png$

subtle perch Sep 5, 2022, 8:26 PM

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.tictactoe

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 8:26 PM

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It's time for the game! Let's begin.

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x_square o_square
4️⃣

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:tada: @wicked parrot won this game! :tada:

maiden dock Sep 5, 2022, 11:49 PM

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.tictactoe

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 11:49 PM

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It's time for the game! Let's begin.

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x_square o_square

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It's a DRAW!

maiden dock Sep 5, 2022, 11:50 PM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 11:50 PM

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Chuck Norris's Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

maiden dock Sep 5, 2022, 11:50 PM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Sep 5, 2022, 11:50 PM

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Chuck Norris completed World of Warcraft.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test cases cover your code too.

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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

rough gladeBOT Sep 5, 2022, 11:50 PM

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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied mute to @maiden dock until <t:1662422439:f> (10 minutes) (reason: duplicates rule: sent 4 duplicated messages in 10s).

The <@&831776746206265384> have been alerted for review.

wicked parrotBOT Sep 6, 2022, 2:04 AM

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Yuma

Color information for Color Yuma.

RGB

(206, 194, 145)

HSV

(48, 30, 81)

HSL

(48, 38, 69)

CMYK

(0, 6, 30, 19)

Hex

#CEC291

Name

Yuma

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Turbo

Color information for Color Turbo.

RGB

(250, 230, 0)

HSV

(55, 100, 98)

HSL

(55, 100, 49)

CMYK

(0, 8, 100, 2)

Hex

#FAE600

Name

Turbo

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Kimberly

Color information for Color Kimberly.

RGB

(115, 108, 159)

HSV

(248, 32, 62)

HSL

(248, 21, 52)

CMYK

(28, 32, 0, 38)

Hex

#736C9F

Name

Kimberly

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Midnight

Color information for Color Midnight.

RGB

(1, 22, 53)

HSV

(216, 98, 21)

HSL

(216, 96, 11)

CMYK

(98, 58, 0, 79)

Hex

#011635

Name

Midnight

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Big Stone

Color information for Color Big Stone.

RGB

(22, 42, 64)

HSV

(211, 66, 25)

HSL

(211, 49, 17)

CMYK

(66, 34, 0, 75)

Hex

#162A40

Name

Big Stone

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Patina

Color information for Color Patina.

RGB

(99, 154, 143)

HSV

(168, 36, 60)

HSL

(168, 22, 50)

CMYK

(36, 0, 7, 40)

Hex

#639A8F

Name

Patina

rancid gust Sep 6, 2022, 8:52 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 6, 2022, 8:52 AM

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'Knock, knock.' 'Who's there?' ... very long pause ... 'Java.'

rancid gust Sep 6, 2022, 8:52 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 6, 2022, 8:52 AM

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Chuck Norris can install a 64-bit operating system on 32-bit machines.

midnight glen Sep 6, 2022, 9:06 AM

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.tictactoe

wicked parrotBOT Sep 6, 2022, 9:06 AM

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It's time for the game! Let's begin.

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x_square o_square

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It's a DRAW!

ripe spindle Sep 6, 2022, 11:51 AM

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.bm

wicked parrotBOT Sep 6, 2022, 11:51 AM

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I can't believe you've done this

Your input was invalid: You must either provide a reference to a valid message, or reply to one.

The lookup strategy for a message is as follows (in order):

Lookup by '{channel ID}-{message ID}' (retrieved by shift-clicking on 'Copy ID')
Lookup by message ID (the message must be in the current channel)
Lookup by message URL

Usage:```
.bookmark [target_message] [title=Bookmark]

frail sapphire Sep 6, 2022, 1:36 PM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Sep 6, 2022, 1:36 PM

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Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify 8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

frail sapphire Sep 6, 2022, 1:36 PM

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n.anagram

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Sep 6, 2022, 1:36 PM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'AEIMN'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

frail sapphire Sep 6, 2022, 1:36 PM

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emain

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maein

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meani

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namie

#

anime

wicked parrotBOT Sep 6, 2022, 1:37 PM

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Well done @frail sapphire for getting it right!

The words were: `amine`, `anime`, `enami`, `maine`, `manei`, `manie`, `minae`!

frail sapphire Sep 6, 2022, 1:37 PM

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Sep 6, 2022, 1:37 PM

#

Find anagrams from these letters: 'EMNOORSU'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

frail sapphire Sep 6, 2022, 1:38 PM

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mensoorsu

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nemsoorn

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i dunno

wicked parrotBOT Sep 6, 2022, 1:38 PM

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Nobody got it right.

The words were: `enormous`, `unmorose`!

frail sapphire Sep 6, 2022, 1:39 PM

#

...

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Sep 6, 2022, 1:39 PM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'ACESU'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

frail sapphire Sep 6, 2022, 1:39 PM

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cause

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sauce

wicked parrotBOT Sep 6, 2022, 1:40 PM

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Well done @frail sapphire for getting it right!

The words were: `cause`, `sauce`!

frail sapphire Sep 6, 2022, 1:40 PM

#

.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Sep 6, 2022, 1:40 PM

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'AELMR'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

frail sapphire Sep 6, 2022, 1:40 PM

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merla

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relma

#

realm

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maler

#

melar

wicked parrotBOT Sep 6, 2022, 1:41 PM

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Well done @frail sapphire for getting it right!

The words were: `lamer`, `realm`!

wicked parrotBOT Sep 6, 2022, 5:30 PM

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Hippie Pink

Color information for Color Hippie Pink.

RGB

(174, 69, 96)

HSV

(345, 60, 68)

HSL

(345, 43, 48)

CMYK

(0, 60, 45, 32)

Hex

#AE4560

Name

Hippie Pink

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Quill Gray

Color information for Color Quill Gray.

RGB

(214, 214, 209)

HSV

(60, 2, 84)

HSL

(60, 6, 83)

CMYK

(0, 0, 2, 16)

Hex

#D6D6D1

Name

Quill Gray

rigid silo Sep 6, 2022, 5:31 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 6, 2022, 5:31 PM

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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

vivid valley Sep 6, 2022, 5:57 PM

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.latex

wicked parrotBOT Sep 6, 2022, 5:57 PM

#

Do you mind?

Your input was invalid: query is a required argument that is missing.

Usage:```
.latex <query>

vivid valley Sep 6, 2022, 5:58 PM

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.latex $\pi woah$

wicked parrotBOT Sep 6, 2022, 5:58 PM

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$latex.png$

vivid valley Sep 6, 2022, 5:59 PM

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.wa area between the curves y=2x^2, y=4sqrt(2x), y=-4x+6

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Wolfram Alpha

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.wa area between the curves y=2x^2, y=4sqrt(2x), y=-4x+6 from [0.5, 2]

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Wolfram Alpha

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.rp descriptor

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Search results - Real Python

Here are the top 5 results:

Python Descriptors: An Introduction

https://realpython.com/python-descriptors/

Python's property(): Add Managed Attributes to Your Classes

https://realpython.com/python-property/

A Roadmap to XML Parsers in Python

https://realpython.com/python-xml-parser/

Why Is It Important to Close Files in Python?

https://realpython.com/why-close-file-python/

Python mmap: Improved File I/O With Memory Mapping

https://realpython.com/python-mmap/

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.color fff44f

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**```
.colour [colour_input]

**Can also use:** `color`

*Create an embed that displays colour information.

If no subcommand is called, a randomly selected colour will be shown.*

**Subcommands:**
**`colour cmyk <cyan> <magenta> <yellow> <key>`**
*Create an embed from a CMYK input.*
**`colour hex <hex_code>`**
*Create an embed from a HEX input.*
**`colour hsl <hue> <saturation> <lightness>`**
*Create an embed from an HSL input.*
**`colour hsv <hue> <saturation> <value>`**
*Create an embed from an HSV input.*
**`colour name <user_colour_name>`**
*Create an embed from a name input.*
**`colour random `**
*Create an embed from a randomly chosen colour.*
**`colour rgb <red> <green> <blue>`**
*Create an embed from an RGB input.*

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.color hex fff44f

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Chablis

Color information for Hex fff44f.

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(255, 244, 79)

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(56, 69, 100)

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(56, 100, 65)

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(0, 4, 69, 0)

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#FFF44F

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Chablis

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.joke

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In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.

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.help

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Command Help

Fun
.caesarcipher
Translates a message using the Caesar Cipher.
.joke [category=all]
Retrieves a joke of the specified category from the pyjokes api.
.randomcase <text>
Randomly converts the casing of a given text.
.roll [num_rolls=1]
Outputs a number of random dice emotes (up to 6).

Games
.games [amount=5] <genre>
Get random game(s) by genre from IGDB. Use .games genres command to get all available genres.

GithubInfo
.github
Commands for finding information related to GitHub.

HTTPStatusCodes
.http_status <code>
Choose a cat or dog randomly for the given status code.

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.http_status 418

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**Status: 418**

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Why don't jokes work in octal? Because 7 10 11.

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Real Python Home Page

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.help rp

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Command Help

**```
.realpython [amount=5] [user_search]

**Can also use:** `rp`

*Send some articles from RealPython that match the search terms.

By default, the top 5 matches are sent. This can be overwritten to
a number between 1 and 5 by specifying an amount before the search query.
If no search query is specified by the user, the home page is sent.*

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.help

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Command Help

TriviaNightCog
.trivianight
The command group for the Python Discord Trivia Night.

TriviaQuiz
.quiz <category> <questions>
Start a quiz!

Twemoji
.twemoji [raw_emoji...]
Sends a preview of a given Twemoji, specified by codepoint or emoji.

Uwu
.uwu [text]
Echo an uwuified version the passed text.

ValentineFacts
.valentine_fact
Shows a random fact about Valentine's Day.

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.source wikipedia

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Command: wikipedia

Sends paginated top 10 results of Wikipedia search..

Source Code

Go to GitHub

cold jasper Sep 8, 2022, 1:08 PM

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.quiz

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Quiz game Starting!!

Each game consists of 7 questions.
Rules :
1: No cheating and have fun!
2: Points for each question reduces by 25 after 10s or after a hint. Total time is 30s per question
Category : science

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A ____________ reaction is the one wherein an atom or a set of atoms is/are replaced by another atom or a set of atoms

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Which law states that the current through a conductor between two points is directly proportional to the voltage across the two points?

cold jasper Sep 8, 2022, 1:09 PM

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.source quiz

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Command: quiz

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What is the universal force discovered by Newton that causes objects with mass to attract each other called?

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What is the process by which green plants and certain other organisms transform light energy into chemical energy?

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How does one call the direct phase transition from gas to solid?

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Which particle is emitted during the beta decay of a radioactive element?

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What is the process used to separate substances with different polarity in a mixture, using a stationary and mobile phase?

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.quiz leaderboard

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.joke

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Chuck Norris's database has only one table, 'Kick', which he drops frequently.

ancient bronze Sep 8, 2022, 2:25 PM

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.joke

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

ancient bronze Sep 8, 2022, 2:25 PM

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.joke

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Microsoft hold a bi-monthly internal "productive week" where they use Google instead of Bing.

ancient bronze Sep 8, 2022, 2:25 PM

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My IQ is not high enough to understand these jokes

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.quiz

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Quiz game Starting!!

Each game consists of 7 questions.
Rules :
1: No cheating and have fun!
2: Points for each question reduces by 25 after 10s or after a hint. Total time is 30s per question
Category : wikipedia

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Guess the title of the Wikipedia article.

******** **** is an English actress. She made her acting debut in 2014 in the drama film The Falling. **** gained recognition in 2016 for her leading role as a violent young bride in the independent drama Lady Macbeth, winning a British Independent Film Award. After starring in the 2018 films King Lear and Outlaw King, she drew praise for her leading role in the 2018 miniseries The Little Drummer Girl and earned a nomination for the BAFTA Rising Star Award that year.

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Florence Pugh is an English actress. She made her acting debut in 2014 in the drama film The Falling. Pugh gained recognition in 2016 for her leading role as a violent young bride in the independent drama Lady Macbeth, winning a British Independent Film Award. After starring in the 2018 films King Lear and Outlaw King, she drew praise for her leading role in the 2018 miniseries The Little Drummer Girl and earned a nomination for the BAFTA Rising Star Award that year.

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Guess the title of the Wikipedia article.

******* James ****** is an American-Canadian actor. ****** is known for his leading roles in blockbusters, comedies, and dramatic films. He gained prominence for his role as Rick O'Connell in The Mummy trilogy (1999–2008).

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Brendan James Fraser is an American-Canadian actor. Fraser is known for his leading roles in blockbusters, comedies, and dramatic films. He gained prominence for his role as Rick O'Connell in The Mummy trilogy (1999–2008).

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Guess the title of the Wikipedia article.

*** ***** ******** ** *** ****** ******* is *** head ** government ** *** ****** *******. *** ***** ******** advises *** sovereign on *** exercise ** much ** *** royal prerogative, chairs *** Cabinet and selects its ministers. As modern ***** ministers hold office by virtue ** their ability to command *** confidence ** *** House ** Commons, they sit as a member ** Parliament.

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The prime minister of the United Kingdom is the head of government of the United Kingdom. The prime minister advises the sovereign on the exercise of much of the royal prerogative, chairs the Cabinet and selects its ministers. As modern prime ministers hold office by virtue of their ability to command the confidence of the House of Commons, they sit as a member of Parliament.

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Guess the title of the Wikipedia article.

**** ******* is an English accountant and the husband of Liz Truss, the current prime minister of the United Kingdom.

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The correct answer is **`Hugh O'Leary`**

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Hugh O'Leary is an English accountant and the husband of Liz Truss, the current prime minister of the United Kingdom.

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Guess the title of the Wikipedia article.

The following notable ****** occurred ** ****. Names are reported under the date of death, ** alphabetical order. A typical entry reports information ** the following sequence:Name, age, country of citizenship at birth, subsequent nationality, what subject was noted for, cause of death, and reference.

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The following notable deaths occurred in 2022. Names are reported under the date of death, in alphabetical order. A typical entry reports information in the following sequence:Name, age, country of citizenship at birth, subsequent nationality, what subject was noted for, cause of death, and reference.

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Guess the title of the Wikipedia article.

***** Siarhiejeŭna ********* is a Belarusian professional tennis player. She has been ranked as high as world No. 2 in singles and world No. 1 in doubles by the Women's Tennis Association (WTA). ********* has won two Grand Slam doubles titles, the 2019 US Open and the 2021 Australian Open, alongside Elise Mertens. She has won 16 career titles in total, ten in singles and six in doubles.

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Aryna Siarhiejeŭna Sabalenka is a Belarusian professional tennis player. She has been ranked as high as world No. 2 in singles and world No. 1 in doubles by the Women's Tennis Association (WTA). Sabalenka has won two Grand Slam doubles titles, the 2019 US Open and the 2021 Australian Open, alongside Elise Mertens. She has won 16 career titles in total, ten in singles and six in doubles.

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Guess the title of the Wikipedia article.

Alexander ***** de Pfeffel ******* is a British politician who served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and Leader of the Conservative Party from 2019 to 2022. He previously served as Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs from 2016 to 2018 and as Mayor of London from 2008 to 2016. ******* has been Member of Parliament (MP) for Uxbridge and South Ruislip since 2015, having previously been MP for Henley from 2001 to 2008.

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Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is a British politician who served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and Leader of the Conservative Party from 2019 to 2022. He previously served as Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs from 2016 to 2018 and as Mayor of London from 2008 to 2016. Johnson has been Member of Parliament (MP) for Uxbridge and South Ruislip since 2015, having previously been MP for Henley from 2001 to 2008.

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just make darkness a standard.

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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test cases cover your code too.

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Unix is user friendly. It's just very particular about who its friends are.

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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All the way down. Always.

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Chuck Norris once shifted a bit so hard, it ended up on a different computer.

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Microsoft hold a bi-monthly internal "productive week" where they use Google instead of Bing.

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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied mute to @main scarab until <t:1662670583:f> (10 minutes) (reason: duplicates rule: sent 4 duplicated messages in 10s).

The <@&831776746206265384> have been alerted for review.

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!unmute 555494237982949390

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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: pardoned infraction mute for @main scarab.

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.ddg

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Duck Duck Duck Goose!

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(0, 7, 8) - mina ᓚᘏᗢ
(2, 3, 5) - mina ᓚᘏᗢ
(0, 2, 6) - mina ᓚᘏᗢ

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(6, 8, 10)

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Time's up!

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mina ᓚᘏᗢ: 2

heavy tundra Sep 8, 2022, 10:23 PM

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.joke

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Java: Write once, run away.

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.joke

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl.

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.ddg

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Duck Duck Duck Goose!

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(0, 8, 10)
(4, 10, 11)
(5, 7, 8)
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benjamin!: -1

lyric coyote Sep 9, 2022, 4:22 AM

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.joke

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How to explain the movie Inception to a programmer? When you run a VM inside another VM, inside another VM ... everything runs real slow!

lyric coyote Sep 9, 2022, 4:22 AM

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.joke

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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

lyric coyote Sep 9, 2022, 4:22 AM

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.joke

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Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.

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.joke

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Everyone likes Chuck Norris on Facebook, whether they choose to or not.

lyric coyote Sep 9, 2022, 4:22 AM

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.joke

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Chuck Norris's OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

lyric coyote Sep 9, 2022, 4:22 AM

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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test cases cover your code too.

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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What did the Java code say to the C code? A: You've got no class.

lyric coyote Sep 9, 2022, 4:23 AM

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.joke

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When Chuck Norris breaks the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

main scarab Sep 9, 2022, 5:59 AM

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.joke

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares at the code until it confesses.

main scarab Sep 9, 2022, 6:00 AM

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.uwu text generator

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text genyewatow

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.help

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Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify 8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

main scarab Sep 9, 2022, 6:01 AM

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Command Help

**```
.avatar_modify

**Can also use:** `avatar_mod`, `avatarmod`, `pfp_mod`, `pfpmod`

*Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.*

**Subcommands:**
**`avatar_modify 8bitify `**
*Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.*
**`avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]`**
*This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.*
**`avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]`**
*Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!*
**`avatar_modify prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]`**
*This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.*
**`avatar_modify reverse <text>`**
*Reverses the sent text.*
**`avatar_modify spookyavatar `**
*Spookify a user's avatar.*

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.help

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Command Help

WonderTwins
.formof
Command to send a Wonder Twins inspired phrase to the user invoking the command.

XKCD
.xkcd <comic>
Getting an xkcd comic's information along with the image.

main scarab Sep 9, 2022, 11:29 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 9, 2022, 11:29 AM

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Everyone likes Chuck Norris on Facebook, whether they choose to or not.

modest thistle Sep 9, 2022, 1:07 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 9, 2022, 1:07 PM

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Old C programmers don't die, they're just cast into void.

modest thistle Sep 9, 2022, 1:07 PM

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LOL

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 9, 2022, 1:07 PM

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Chuck Norris's Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

modest thistle Sep 9, 2022, 1:07 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 9, 2022, 1:07 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

modest thistle Sep 9, 2022, 1:07 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 9, 2022, 1:07 PM

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Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays.

modest thistle Sep 9, 2022, 1:07 PM

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loool

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 9, 2022, 1:07 PM

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Chuck Norris completed World of Warcraft.

modest thistle Sep 9, 2022, 1:08 PM

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l

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 9, 2022, 1:08 PM

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

modest thistle Sep 9, 2022, 1:08 PM

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true

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 9, 2022, 1:08 PM

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Chuck Norris's programs never exit, they are terminated.

modest thistle Sep 9, 2022, 1:08 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 9, 2022, 1:08 PM

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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

modest thistle Sep 9, 2022, 1:08 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 9, 2022, 1:08 PM

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Chuck Norris's OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

modest thistle Sep 9, 2022, 1:08 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 9, 2022, 1:08 PM

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just make darkness a standard.

molten birch Sep 9, 2022, 3:18 PM

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avatar_modify reverse noeL

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.avatar_modify reverse <text>

wicked parrotBOT Sep 9, 2022, 3:18 PM

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txet<

molten birch Sep 9, 2022, 3:18 PM

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.avatar_modify reverse noeL

wicked parrotBOT Sep 9, 2022, 3:18 PM

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Leon

molten birch Sep 9, 2022, 4:39 PM

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.avatar_modify spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Sep 9, 2022, 4:39 PM

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Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

molten birch Sep 9, 2022, 4:39 PM

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.avatar_modify spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Sep 9, 2022, 4:39 PM

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Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

molten birch Sep 9, 2022, 4:39 PM

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.avatar_modify spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Sep 9, 2022, 4:39 PM

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Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

molten birch Sep 9, 2022, 4:39 PM

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.avatar_modify spookyavatar;'

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.avatar_modify spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Sep 9, 2022, 4:39 PM

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Command Help

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.avatar_modify

**Can also use:** `avatar_mod`, `avatarmod`, `pfp_mod`, `pfpmod`

*Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.*

**Subcommands:**
**`avatar_modify 8bitify `**
*Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.*
**`avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]`**
*This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.*
**`avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]`**
*Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!*
**`avatar_modify prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]`**
*This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.*
**`avatar_modify reverse <text>`**
*Reverses the sent text.*
**`avatar_modify spookyavatar `**
*Spookify a user's avatar.*

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Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

molten birch Sep 9, 2022, 4:40 PM

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.avatar_modify spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Sep 9, 2022, 4:40 PM

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Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

molten birch Sep 9, 2022, 4:40 PM

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v

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.avatar_modify spookyavatar

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.avatar_modify spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Sep 9, 2022, 4:40 PM

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Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

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Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

vestal wharf Sep 9, 2022, 5:06 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 9, 2022, 5:06 PM

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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

main scarab Sep 10, 2022, 1:15 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 1:15 AM

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When Chuck Norris breaks the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

molten birch Sep 10, 2022, 7:59 AM

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.ms

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.ms

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 7:59 AM

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Command Help

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.minesweeper

**Can also use:** `ms`

*Commands for Playing Minesweeper.*

**Subcommands:**
**`minesweeper end `**
*End your current game.*
**`minesweeper start [bomb_chance=0.2]`**
*Start a game of Minesweeper.*

molten birch Sep 10, 2022, 7:59 AM

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.ms start

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 7:59 AM

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@molten birch is playing Minesweeper.

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Here's their board!
:stop_button: :regional_indicator_a: :regional_indicator_b: :regional_indicator_c: :regional_indicator_d: :regional_indicator_e: :regional_indicator_f: :regional_indicator_g: :regional_indicator_h: :regional_indicator_i: :regional_indicator_j:

:one: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:two: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:three: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:four: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:five: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:six: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:seven: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:eight: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:nine: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:keycap_ten: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:

molten birch Sep 10, 2022, 8:00 AM

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.ms flag xy a1

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 8:00 AM

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Noooooo!!

You are not authorized to use this command.

main scarab Sep 10, 2022, 8:10 AM

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.m

tough topaz Sep 10, 2022, 11:07 AM

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.ms

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 11:07 AM

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Command Help

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.minesweeper

**Can also use:** `ms`

*Commands for Playing Minesweeper.*

**Subcommands:**
**`minesweeper end `**
*End your current game.*
**`minesweeper start [bomb_chance=0.2]`**
*Start a game of Minesweeper.*

tough topaz Sep 10, 2022, 11:07 AM

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.ms start

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 11:07 AM

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@tough topaz is playing Minesweeper.

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Here's their board!
:stop_button: :regional_indicator_a: :regional_indicator_b: :regional_indicator_c: :regional_indicator_d: :regional_indicator_e: :regional_indicator_f: :regional_indicator_g: :regional_indicator_h: :regional_indicator_i: :regional_indicator_j:

:one: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:two: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:three: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:four: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:five: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:six: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:seven: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:eight: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:nine: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:keycap_ten: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:

tough topaz Sep 10, 2022, 11:07 AM

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.ms reveal a1

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 11:07 AM

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Noooooo!!

You are not authorized to use this command.

tough topaz Sep 10, 2022, 11:07 AM

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.ms reveal xy a1

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 11:07 AM

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Not likely.

You are not authorized to use this command.

sweet grotto Sep 10, 2022, 2:01 PM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 2:01 PM

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Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify 8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

sweet grotto Sep 10, 2022, 2:01 PM

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.tictactoe

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 2:01 PM

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It's time for the game! Let's begin.

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x_square o_square
6️⃣
8️⃣

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:tada: @sweet grotto won this game! :tada:

sweet grotto Sep 10, 2022, 2:02 PM

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Ha

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.games

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 2:02 PM

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Command Help

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.games [amount=5] <genre>

**Can also use:** `game`

*Get random game(s) by genre from IGDB. Use .games genres command to get all available genres.

Also support amount parameter, what max is 25 and min 1, default 5. Supported formats:
- .games <genre>
- .games <amount> <genre>*

**Subcommands:**
**`games company [amount=5]`**
*Get random Game Companies companies from IGDB API.*
**`games genres `**
*Get all available genres.*
**`games search <search_term>`**
*Find games by name.*
**`games top [amount=10]`**
*Get current Top games in IGDB.*

sweet grotto Sep 10, 2022, 2:02 PM

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.game

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 2:02 PM

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Command Help

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.games [amount=5] <genre>

**Can also use:** `game`

*Get random game(s) by genre from IGDB. Use .games genres command to get all available genres.

Also support amount parameter, what max is 25 and min 1, default 5. Supported formats:
- .games <genre>
- .games <amount> <genre>*

**Subcommands:**
**`games company [amount=5]`**
*Get random Game Companies companies from IGDB API.*
**`games genres `**
*Get all available genres.*
**`games search <search_term>`**
*Find games by name.*
**`games top [amount=10]`**
*Get current Top games in IGDB.*

sweet grotto Sep 10, 2022, 2:02 PM

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.games 5

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 2:02 PM

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Command Help

**```
.games [amount=5] <genre>

**Can also use:** `game`

*Get random game(s) by genre from IGDB. Use .games genres command to get all available genres.

Also support amount parameter, what max is 25 and min 1, default 5. Supported formats:
- .games <genre>
- .games <amount> <genre>*

**Subcommands:**
**`games company [amount=5]`**
*Get random Game Companies companies from IGDB API.*
**`games genres `**
*Get all available genres.*
**`games search <search_term>`**
*Find games by name.*
**`games top [amount=10]`**
*Get current Top games in IGDB.*

sweet grotto Sep 10, 2022, 2:03 PM

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.game tictactoe

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 2:03 PM

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Invalid genre Tictactoe.

sweet grotto Sep 10, 2022, 2:03 PM

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main scarab Sep 10, 2022, 2:10 PM

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.aiter

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?whatis aiter

maiden dock Sep 10, 2022, 6:42 PM

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.help ms

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 6:42 PM

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Command Help

**```
.minesweeper

**Can also use:** `ms`

*Commands for Playing Minesweeper.*

**Subcommands:**
**`minesweeper end `**
*End your current game.*
**`minesweeper start [bomb_chance=0.2]`**
*Start a game of Minesweeper.*

maiden dock Sep 10, 2022, 6:43 PM

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.ms reveal

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 6:43 PM

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Nah.

You are not authorized to use this command.

maiden dock Sep 10, 2022, 6:43 PM

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.help ms reveal

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 6:43 PM

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Not in a million years.

You are not authorized to use this command.

maiden dock Sep 10, 2022, 6:43 PM

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o.o

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I can't use .help

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 6:43 PM

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Command Help

MonsterSurvey
.monster
The base voting command. If nothing is called, then it will return an embed.

Movie
.movies [genre] [amount=5]
Get random movies by specifying genre. Also support amount parameter, that define how much movies will be shown.

MyValenstate
.myvalenstate [name]
Find the vacation spot(s) with the most matching characters to the invoking user.

PickupLine
.pickupline
Gives you a random pickup line.

Ping
.ping
Ping the bot to see its latency and state.

maiden dock Sep 10, 2022, 6:44 PM

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.topic

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 6:44 PM

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**What is your favorite movie?**

Suggest more topics here!

maiden dock Sep 10, 2022, 6:45 PM

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.help pickupline

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 6:45 PM

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Command Help

**```
.pickupline

*Gives you a random pickup line.

Note that most of them are very cheesy.*

maiden dock Sep 10, 2022, 6:45 PM

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.pickupline

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 6:45 PM

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:cheese: Your pickup line :cheese:

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

maiden dock Sep 10, 2022, 6:45 PM

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lmao

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🧀

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.help minesweeper

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 6:45 PM

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Command Help

**```
.minesweeper

**Can also use:** `ms`

*Commands for Playing Minesweeper.*

**Subcommands:**
**`minesweeper end `**
*End your current game.*
**`minesweeper start [bomb_chance=0.2]`**
*Start a game of Minesweeper.*

maiden dock Sep 10, 2022, 6:45 PM

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.minesweeper

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 6:45 PM

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Command Help

**```
.minesweeper

**Can also use:** `ms`

*Commands for Playing Minesweeper.*

**Subcommands:**
**`minesweeper end `**
*End your current game.*
**`minesweeper start [bomb_chance=0.2]`**
*Start a game of Minesweeper.*

maiden dock Sep 10, 2022, 6:46 PM

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.minesweeper start

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 6:46 PM

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@maiden dock is playing Minesweeper.

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Here's their board!
:stop_button: :regional_indicator_a: :regional_indicator_b: :regional_indicator_c: :regional_indicator_d: :regional_indicator_e: :regional_indicator_f: :regional_indicator_g: :regional_indicator_h: :regional_indicator_i: :regional_indicator_j:

:one: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:two: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:three: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:four: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:five: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:six: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:seven: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:eight: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:nine: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:keycap_ten: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:

maiden dock Sep 10, 2022, 6:47 PM

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.ms reveal f6

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 6:47 PM

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Certainly not.

You are not authorized to use this command.

maiden dock Sep 10, 2022, 6:47 PM

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.ms reveal xy f6

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 6:47 PM

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Not likely.

You are not authorized to use this command.

maiden dock Sep 10, 2022, 6:47 PM

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.ms reveal xy [f6]

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 6:47 PM

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Nah.

You are not authorized to use this command.

maiden dock Sep 10, 2022, 6:48 PM

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:/

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minesweeper doesn't work

fallen ibex Sep 10, 2022, 8:02 PM

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.source gh

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 8:02 PM

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Command: github

Commands for finding information related to GitHub.

Source Code

Go to GitHub

fallen ibex Sep 10, 2022, 8:02 PM

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.gh repo python

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 8:02 PM

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Nuh-uh.

The repository should look like user/reponame or user reponame.

fallen ibex Sep 10, 2022, 8:02 PM

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.source gh repo

wicked parrotBOT Sep 10, 2022, 8:02 PM

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Command: github repository

Fetches a repositories' GitHub information.

Source Code

Go to GitHub

deft prawn Sep 11, 2022, 12:55 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 12:55 AM

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The Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

turbid arch Sep 11, 2022, 1:07 AM

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.joke neutral

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 1:07 AM

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A programmer crashes a car at the bottom of a hill, a bystander asks what happened, he says "No idea. Let's push it back up and try again".

junior nexus Sep 11, 2022, 6:19 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 6:19 AM

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Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays.

junior nexus Sep 11, 2022, 6:19 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 6:19 AM

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? Cat dog sin theta.

junior nexus Sep 11, 2022, 6:20 AM

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.joke neutral

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 6:20 AM

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Schrodinger's attitude to web development: If I don't look at it in Internet Explorer then there's a chance it looks fine.

night cape Sep 11, 2022, 7:03 AM

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.joke neutral

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 7:03 AM

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Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, 'Can I get you anything?' 'Yeah,' replies the bytes. 'Make us a double.'

night cape Sep 11, 2022, 7:04 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 7:04 AM

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Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.

night cape Sep 11, 2022, 7:05 AM

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.minesweeper start

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 7:05 AM

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@night cape is playing Minesweeper.

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:no_entry: Game canceled. :no_entry:
Here's your board!
:stop_button: :regional_indicator_a: :regional_indicator_b: :regional_indicator_c: :regional_indicator_d: :regional_indicator_e: :regional_indicator_f: :regional_indicator_g: :regional_indicator_h: :regional_indicator_i: :regional_indicator_j:

:one: :stop_button: :stop_button: :one: :one: :one: :stop_button: :one: :two: :two: :one:
:two: :one: :two: :two: :bomb: :one: :stop_button: :one: :bomb: :bomb: :one:
:three: :bomb: :two: :bomb: :two: :one: :stop_button: :one: :two: :two: :one:
:four: :one: :two: :two: :three: :three: :two: :two: :two: :two: :one:
:five: :one: :one: :two: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :two: :bomb: :bomb: :one:
:six: :one: :bomb: :three: :five: :bomb: :four: :three: :four: :five: :three:
:seven: :two: :three: :bomb: :four: :bomb: :three: :one: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:
:eight: :one: :bomb: :three: :four: :bomb: :two: :one: :four: :bomb: :four:
:nine: :two: :two: :four: :bomb: :three: :one: :stop_button: :two: :bomb: :three:
:keycap_ten: :one: :bomb: :three: :bomb: :two: :stop_button: :stop_button: :one: :two: :bomb:

night cape Sep 11, 2022, 7:06 AM

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.ms reveal xy [A1]

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 7:06 AM

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Huh? No.

You are not authorized to use this command.

night cape Sep 11, 2022, 7:08 AM

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.ms end

rare delta Sep 11, 2022, 9:54 AM

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.ping

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 9:54 AM

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:ping_pong: Pong!

Gateway Latency: 118ms

rare delta Sep 11, 2022, 9:54 AM

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.topic

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 9:54 AM

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**What is the best scenery you've ever seen?**

Suggest more topics here!

rare delta Sep 11, 2022, 9:54 AM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 9:54 AM

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Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify 8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

rare delta Sep 11, 2022, 9:55 AM

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.avatar_modify 8bitify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 9:55 AM

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

rare delta Sep 11, 2022, 9:55 AM

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.avatar_modify 6bitify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 9:55 AM

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Command Help

**```
.avatar_modify

**Can also use:** `avatar_mod`, `avatarmod`, `pfp_mod`, `pfpmod`

*Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.*

**Subcommands:**
**`avatar_modify 8bitify `**
*Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.*
**`avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]`**
*This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.*
**`avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]`**
*Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!*
**`avatar_modify prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]`**
*This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.*
**`avatar_modify reverse <text>`**
*Reverses the sent text.*
**`avatar_modify spookyavatar `**
*Spookify a user's avatar.*

rare delta Sep 11, 2022, 9:55 AM

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avatar_modify spookyavatar

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.avatar_modify spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 9:55 AM

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Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

rare delta Sep 11, 2022, 10:03 AM

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.avatar_modify spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 10:03 AM

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Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

rare delta Sep 11, 2022, 10:04 AM

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.avatar_modify 8bitify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 10:04 AM

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

rare delta Sep 11, 2022, 10:04 AM

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.avatar_modify 64bitify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 10:04 AM

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Command Help

**```
.avatar_modify

**Can also use:** `avatar_mod`, `avatarmod`, `pfp_mod`, `pfpmod`

*Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.*

**Subcommands:**
**`avatar_modify 8bitify `**
*Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.*
**`avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]`**
*This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.*
**`avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]`**
*Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!*
**`avatar_modify prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]`**
*This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.*
**`avatar_modify reverse <text>`**
*Reverses the sent text.*
**`avatar_modify spookyavatar `**
*Spookify a user's avatar.*

rare delta Sep 11, 2022, 10:05 AM

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.avatar_modify reverse ret

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 10:05 AM

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ter

rare delta Sep 11, 2022, 10:06 AM

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.avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 10:06 AM

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You're bad at computers.

Your input was invalid: Converting to "int" failed for parameter "squares".

Usage:```
.avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]

rare delta Sep 11, 2022, 10:07 AM

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.avatar_modify avatareasterify [Blue]

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 10:07 AM

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Your Lovely Easterified Avatar!

Here is your lovely avatar, all bright and colourful
with Easter pastel colours. Enjoy :D

rare delta Sep 11, 2022, 10:08 AM

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.avatar_modify avatareasterify [Aqua Blue]

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 10:08 AM

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Your Lovely Easterified Avatar!

Here is your lovely avatar, all bright and colourful
with Easter pastel colours. Enjoy :D

gaunt rose Sep 11, 2022, 12:20 PM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 12:20 PM

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Command Help

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]
Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!
.avatar_modify prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]
This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.
.avatar_modify reverse <text>
Reverses the sent text.
.avatar_modify spookyavatar
Spookify a user's avatar.

Battleship
.battleship
Play a game of Battleship with someone else!

BeMyValentine
.bemyvalentine <user> [valentine_type]
Send a valentine to a specified user with the lovefest role.

Bookmark
.bookmark <target_message> [title=Bookmark]
Send the author a link to the specified message via DMs.

gaunt rose Sep 11, 2022, 12:20 PM

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.battleship

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 12:21 PM

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@gaunt rose Seems like there's no one here to play...

rigid pawn Sep 11, 2022, 12:22 PM

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.avatar_modify 8bit

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 12:22 PM

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Command Help

**```
.avatar_modify

**Can also use:** `avatar_mod`, `avatarmod`, `pfp_mod`, `pfpmod`

*Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.*

**Subcommands:**
**`avatar_modify 8bitify `**
*Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.*
**`avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]`**
*This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.*
**`avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]`**
*Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!*
**`avatar_modify prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]`**
*This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.*
**`avatar_modify reverse <text>`**
*Reverses the sent text.*
**`avatar_modify spookyavatar `**
*Spookify a user's avatar.*

gaunt rose Sep 11, 2022, 12:22 PM

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.avatar_modify 8bitify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 12:22 PM

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

rigid pawn Sep 11, 2022, 12:22 PM

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.avatar_modify 8bitify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 12:22 PM

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

gaunt rose Sep 11, 2022, 12:22 PM

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.avatar_modify mosaic

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 12:22 PM

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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 16 squares.

gaunt rose Sep 11, 2022, 12:22 PM

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.avatar_modify pride_avatar

rigid pawn Sep 11, 2022, 12:22 PM

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wicked parrot

im gonna use that

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 12:22 PM

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Command Help

**```
.avatar_modify

**Can also use:** `avatar_mod`, `avatarmod`, `pfp_mod`, `pfpmod`

*Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.*

**Subcommands:**
**`avatar_modify 8bitify `**
*Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.*
**`avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]`**
*This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.*
**`avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]`**
*Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!*
**`avatar_modify prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]`**
*This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.*
**`avatar_modify reverse <text>`**
*Reverses the sent text.*
**`avatar_modify spookyavatar `**
*Spookify a user's avatar.*

gaunt rose Sep 11, 2022, 12:22 PM

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.avatar_modify spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 12:22 PM

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Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

rigid pawn Sep 11, 2022, 12:24 PM

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.avatar_modify reverse

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 12:24 PM

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Your reversed avatar.

Here is your reversed avatar. I think it is a spitting image of you.

rigid pawn Sep 11, 2022, 12:25 PM

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.avatar_modify spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 12:26 PM

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Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

rigid pawn Sep 11, 2022, 12:26 PM

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.avatar_modify avatareasterify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 12:26 PM

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Your Lovely Easterified Avatar!

Here is your lovely avatar, all bright and colourful
with Easter pastel colours. Enjoy :D

rigid pawn Sep 11, 2022, 12:27 PM

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looks cool

gaunt rose Sep 11, 2022, 12:27 PM

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.pfpmod avatareasterify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 12:27 PM

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Your Lovely Easterified Avatar!

Here is your lovely avatar, all bright and colourful
with Easter pastel colours. Enjoy :D

gaunt rose Sep 11, 2022, 12:27 PM

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.pfpmod

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 12:27 PM

#

Command Help

**```
.avatar_modify

**Can also use:** `avatar_mod`, `avatarmod`, `pfp_mod`, `pfpmod`

*Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.*

**Subcommands:**
**`avatar_modify 8bitify `**
*Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.*
**`avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]`**
*This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.*
**`avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]`**
*Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!*
**`avatar_modify prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]`**
*This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.*
**`avatar_modify reverse <text>`**
*Reverses the sent text.*
**`avatar_modify spookyavatar `**
*Spookify a user's avatar.*

gaunt rose Sep 11, 2022, 12:27 PM

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.pfpmod reverse

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 12:27 PM

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Your reversed avatar.

Here is your reversed avatar. I think it is a spitting image of you.

gaunt rose Sep 11, 2022, 12:27 PM

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ha

rigid pawn Sep 11, 2022, 12:35 PM

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.avatar_modify 8bit

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 12:35 PM

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Command Help

**```
.avatar_modify

**Can also use:** `avatar_mod`, `avatarmod`, `pfp_mod`, `pfpmod`

*Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.*

**Subcommands:**
**`avatar_modify 8bitify `**
*Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.*
**`avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]`**
*This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.*
**`avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]`**
*Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!*
**`avatar_modify prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]`**
*This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.*
**`avatar_modify reverse <text>`**
*Reverses the sent text.*
**`avatar_modify spookyavatar `**
*Spookify a user's avatar.*

rigid pawn Sep 11, 2022, 12:35 PM

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.avatar_modify 8bitify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 12:35 PM

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

rigid pawn Sep 11, 2022, 12:48 PM

#

.avatar_modify 8bitify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 12:48 PM

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

muted flax Sep 11, 2022, 12:52 PM

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.avatar_modify 8bitify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 12:52 PM

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

muted flax Sep 11, 2022, 12:52 PM

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damn

rigid pawn Sep 11, 2022, 1:48 PM

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.avatar_modify 8bitify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 1:48 PM

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

rigid pawn Sep 11, 2022, 1:48 PM

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not what i was expecting

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hang on

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.avatar_modify 8bitify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 1:49 PM

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

rigid pawn Sep 11, 2022, 1:49 PM

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close enough

native walrus Sep 11, 2022, 2:34 PM

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.help t

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 2:34 PM

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Command Help

**```
.timed <command>

**Can also use:** `t`, `time`

*Time the command execution of a command.*

native walrus Sep 11, 2022, 2:34 PM

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hmm. neat

maiden dock Sep 11, 2022, 4:11 PM

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.avatar 8bitify

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.avatar_modify 8bitify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 4:11 PM

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

maiden dock Sep 11, 2022, 4:12 PM

#

.avatar_modify 8bitify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 4:12 PM

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

maiden dock Sep 11, 2022, 4:12 PM

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.avatar_modify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 4:12 PM

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Command Help

**```
.avatar_modify

**Can also use:** `avatar_mod`, `avatarmod`, `pfp_mod`, `pfpmod`

*Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.*

**Subcommands:**
**`avatar_modify 8bitify `**
*Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.*
**`avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]`**
*This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.*
**`avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]`**
*Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!*
**`avatar_modify prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]`**
*This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.*
**`avatar_modify reverse <text>`**
*Reverses the sent text.*
**`avatar_modify spookyavatar `**
*Spookify a user's avatar.*

analog saffron Sep 11, 2022, 6:47 PM

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.avatar_modify 8bitify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 6:47 PM

#

Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 7:46 PM

#

Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

sweet grotto Sep 11, 2022, 9:31 PM

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.avatar

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.savatar

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 9:31 PM

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Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

sweet grotto Sep 11, 2022, 9:31 PM

#

.avatar_modify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 9:31 PM

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Command Help

**```
.avatar_modify

**Can also use:** `avatar_mod`, `avatarmod`, `pfp_mod`, `pfpmod`

*Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.*

**Subcommands:**
**`avatar_modify 8bitify `**
*Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.*
**`avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]`**
*This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.*
**`avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]`**
*Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!*
**`avatar_modify prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]`**
*This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.*
**`avatar_modify reverse <text>`**
*Reverses the sent text.*
**`avatar_modify spookyavatar `**
*Spookify a user's avatar.*

sweet grotto Sep 11, 2022, 9:31 PM

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.avatarmod 8bitify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 9:31 PM

#

Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

sweet grotto Sep 11, 2022, 9:32 PM

#

.avatarmod 8bitify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 9:32 PM

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

sweet grotto Sep 11, 2022, 9:32 PM

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ah yes blurry poteto

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.avatar

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.avatar mod

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.avatar_mod

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 9:32 PM

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Command Help

**```
.avatar_modify

**Can also use:** `avatar_mod`, `avatarmod`, `pfp_mod`, `pfpmod`

*Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.*

**Subcommands:**
**`avatar_modify 8bitify `**
*Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.*
**`avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]`**
*This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.*
**`avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]`**
*Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!*
**`avatar_modify prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]`**
*This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.*
**`avatar_modify reverse <text>`**
*Reverses the sent text.*
**`avatar_modify spookyavatar `**
*Spookify a user's avatar.*

sweet grotto Sep 11, 2022, 9:33 PM

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.avatarmod reverse POTATO

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 9:33 PM

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OTATOP

sweet grotto Sep 11, 2022, 9:33 PM

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.avatarmod spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 9:33 PM

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Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

sweet grotto Sep 11, 2022, 9:33 PM

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no

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.avatarmod spookavatar

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 9:34 PM

#

Command Help

**```
.avatar_modify

**Can also use:** `avatar_mod`, `avatarmod`, `pfp_mod`, `pfpmod`

*Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.*

**Subcommands:**
**`avatar_modify 8bitify `**
*Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.*
**`avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]`**
*This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.*
**`avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]`**
*Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!*
**`avatar_modify prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]`**
*This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.*
**`avatar_modify reverse <text>`**
*Reverses the sent text.*
**`avatar_modify spookyavatar `**
*Spookify a user's avatar.*

sweet grotto Sep 11, 2022, 9:34 PM

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.avatarmod spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 9:34 PM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

sweet grotto Sep 11, 2022, 9:35 PM

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.done

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.connect4

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 9:35 PM

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@sweet grotto Game cancelled.

sweet grotto Sep 11, 2022, 9:45 PM

#

.connect4

wicked parrotBOT Sep 11, 2022, 9:47 PM

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@sweet grotto Seems like there's no one here to play. Use .connect4 ai to play against a computer.

random wedge Sep 12, 2022, 6:58 AM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 6:58 AM

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Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify 8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

random wedge Sep 12, 2022, 6:58 AM

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.connect4 ai

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 6:58 AM

#

Connect 4: оωo VS Sir Lancebot

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔵 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔴 🔵 :white_circle:
:white_circle: 🔴 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔴 :white_circle:
🔴 🔴 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔴

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Game Over! @wicked parrot won against @random wedge

random wedge Sep 12, 2022, 6:59 AM

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.connect4 ai

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 6:59 AM

#

Connect 4: оωo VS Sir Lancebot

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
🔵 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔵
🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔵 🔴
🔵 :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔵 🔵 🔴 🔵
🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔵 🔴 🔴 🔵

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Game Over! @random wedge won against @wicked parrot

random wedge Sep 12, 2022, 7:01 AM

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omae wa mou shinderu

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 7:05 AM

#

Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify 8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

random wedge Sep 12, 2022, 7:06 AM

#

.avatar_modify avatareasterify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 7:06 AM

#

Your Lovely Easterified Avatar!

Here is your lovely avatar, all bright and colourful
with Easter pastel colours. Enjoy :D

random wedge Sep 12, 2022, 7:06 AM

#

.help

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 7:06 AM

#

Command Help

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]
Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!
.avatar_modify prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]
This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.
.avatar_modify reverse <text>
Reverses the sent text.
.avatar_modify spookyavatar
Spookify a user's avatar.

Battleship
.battleship
Play a game of Battleship with someone else!

BeMyValentine
.bemyvalentine <user> [valentine_type]
Send a valentine to a specified user with the lovefest role.

Bookmark
.bookmark <target_message> [title=Bookmark]
Send the author a link to the specified message via DMs.

random wedge Sep 12, 2022, 7:07 AM

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.battleship ai

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 7:07 AM

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@random wedge Game cancelled.

tulip pivot Sep 12, 2022, 11:49 AM

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.catify

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 11:49 AM

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Your catified nickname is: Neo | ᓂᘏᗢ

maiden dock Sep 12, 2022, 3:01 PM

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.connect4 ai

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 3:01 PM

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Connect 4: Fright | ᕂᘏᗢ VS Sir Lancebot

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 🔴 🔵 :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: 🔵 🔴 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: 🔵 🔴 🔵 🔵 :white_circle:
:white_circle: 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔴 :white_circle:
🔴 🔵 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔴 :white_circle:

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Game Over! @wicked parrot won against @maiden dock

maiden dock Sep 12, 2022, 3:03 PM

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o.

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.connect4 ai

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 3:03 PM

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Connect 4: Fright | ᕂᘏᗢ VS Sir Lancebot

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
🔴 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔴 :white_circle:

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Game Over! @maiden dock won against @wicked parrot

maiden dock Sep 12, 2022, 3:04 PM

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ff

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.connect4 ai

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 3:04 PM

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Connect 4: Fright | ᕂᘏᗢ VS Sir Lancebot

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: 🔵 :white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle:
🔴 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵 :white_circle:

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Game Over! @maiden dock won against @wicked parrot

maiden dock Sep 12, 2022, 3:05 PM

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it doesn't know to block me from getting 3 in a row

honest marsh Sep 12, 2022, 3:06 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 3:06 PM

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3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

honest marsh Sep 12, 2022, 3:06 PM

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Lmao

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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Chuck Norris performs infinite loops in under 4 seconds.

honest marsh Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one-errors.

maiden dock Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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Sympathy for the Devil is really just about being nice to QAs.

honest marsh Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.

honest marsh Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

maiden dock Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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Chuck Norris can access the database from the UI.

honest marsh Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

maiden dock Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

maiden dock Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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!false, (It's funny because it's true)

maiden dock Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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Hardware: The part of a computer that you can kick.

maiden dock Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who don't.

maiden dock Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 3:07 PM

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When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

maiden dock Sep 12, 2022, 3:08 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 3:08 PM

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Schrodinger's attitude to web development: If I don't look at it in Internet Explorer then there's a chance it looks fine.

maiden dock Sep 12, 2022, 3:08 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 3:08 PM

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Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, 'Can I get you anything?' 'Yeah,' replies the bytes. 'Make us a double.'

maiden dock Sep 12, 2022, 3:08 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Sep 12, 2022, 3:08 PM

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

maiden dock Sep 12, 2022, 3:08 PM

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.joke