#sir-lancebot-playground | Python | Page 2

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 2:52 PM

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

hazy heron Aug 3, 2022, 2:52 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 2:52 PM

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Chick Norris solved the halting problem.

radiant jewel Aug 3, 2022, 3:36 PM

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.rp data structures

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 3:36 PM

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Search results - Real Python

Here are the top 5 results:

Common Python Data Structures (Guide)

https://realpython.com/python-data-structures/

Prettify Your Data Structures With Pretty Print in Python

https://realpython.com/python-pretty-print/

Write Pythonic and Clean Code With namedtuple

https://realpython.com/python-namedtuple/

Build a Quiz Application With Python

https://realpython.com/python-quiz-application/

The Python heapq Module: Using Heaps and Priority Queues

https://realpython.com/python-heapq-module/

radiant jewel Aug 3, 2022, 3:36 PM

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.rp algorithims

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 3:36 PM

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No articles found for 'algorithims'

jolly locust Aug 3, 2022, 3:36 PM

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.rp data structures

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 3:36 PM

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Search results - Real Python

Here are the top 5 results:

Common Python Data Structures (Guide)

https://realpython.com/python-data-structures/

Prettify Your Data Structures With Pretty Print in Python

https://realpython.com/python-pretty-print/

Write Pythonic and Clean Code With namedtuple

https://realpython.com/python-namedtuple/

Build a Quiz Application With Python

https://realpython.com/python-quiz-application/

The Python heapq Module: Using Heaps and Priority Queues

https://realpython.com/python-heapq-module/

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 4:47 PM

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Obfuscated Reality Mappers (ORMs) can be useful database tools.

grand abyss Aug 3, 2022, 4:50 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 4:50 PM

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There are II types of people: Those who understand Roman Numerals and those who don't.

zinc mulch Aug 3, 2022, 7:12 PM

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.xkcd tables

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 7:12 PM

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XKCD comic 'tables'

Comic parameter should either be an integer or 'latest'.

main scarab Aug 3, 2022, 9:05 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 9:05 PM

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I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k, 256k and 512k. It was a trip down Memory Lane.

grand abyss Aug 3, 2022, 9:20 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 9:20 PM

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

swift sentinel Aug 3, 2022, 10:05 PM

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.source

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 10:05 PM

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Sir Lancebot's GitHub Repository

Repository

Go to GitHub

swift sentinel Aug 3, 2022, 10:05 PM

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.source joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 10:05 PM

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Command: joke

Retrieves a joke of the specified category from the pyjokes api.

Source Code

Go to GitHub

swift sentinel Aug 3, 2022, 10:06 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 10:06 PM

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What do you call a programmer from Finland? Nerdic.

swift sentinel Aug 3, 2022, 10:06 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 10:06 PM

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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

swift sentinel Aug 3, 2022, 10:06 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 10:06 PM

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The C language combines all the power of assembly language with all the ease-of-use of assembly language.

swift sentinel Aug 3, 2022, 10:06 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 10:06 PM

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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

swift sentinel Aug 3, 2022, 10:06 PM

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.meme

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oof

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.tictactoe

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 10:08 PM

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It's time for the game! Let's begin.

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x_square o_square
6️⃣
8️⃣

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:tada: @swift sentinel won this game! :tada:

swift sentinel Aug 3, 2022, 10:08 PM

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.connect_four ai

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 10:08 PM

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Connect 4: Someone VS Sir Lancebot

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
🔵 :white_circle: 🔴 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
🔴 🔵 🔵 🔵 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
🔵 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔴 🔴 :white_circle:
🔴 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔴 🔴 :white_circle:

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Game Over! @swift sentinel won against @wicked parrot

swift sentinel Aug 3, 2022, 10:11 PM

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.source connect_four

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 10:11 PM

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Command: connect_four

Play the classic game of Connect Four with someone!

Source Code

Go to GitHub

stark forum Aug 3, 2022, 10:35 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 10:35 PM

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'Knock, knock.' 'Who's there?' ... very long pause ... 'Java.'

stark forum Aug 3, 2022, 10:36 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 10:36 PM

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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

stark forum Aug 3, 2022, 10:36 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 10:36 PM

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Chuck Norris's unit tests don't run. They die.

stark forum Aug 3, 2022, 10:36 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 10:36 PM

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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

spiral hare Aug 3, 2022, 11:22 PM

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.connect_four ai

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 11:22 PM

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Connect 4: Sprzedawca VS Sir Lancebot

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔵 🔵
🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔵 🔴 🔴
🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 🔵 🔵
🔵 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 🔵 🔴
🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔴 🔴
🔵 🔴 🔴 🔴 🔵 🔴 🔵

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Game Over! @spiral hare won against @wicked parrot

spiral hare Aug 3, 2022, 11:24 PM

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.connect_four ai

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 11:24 PM

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Connect 4: Sprzedawca VS Sir Lancebot

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: 🔵 :white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle:
🔴 🔵 🔵 🔴 🔵 🔵 :white_circle:
🔴 🔵 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔴 🔴
🔵 🔵 🔵 🔴 🔵 🔴 🔴

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Game Over! @spiral hare won against @wicked parrot

wicked parrotBOT Aug 3, 2022, 11:59 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up, or else.

hazy heron Aug 4, 2022, 5:55 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 5:55 AM

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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

untold forum Aug 4, 2022, 7:04 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 7:04 AM

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To understand recursion you must first understand recursion.

hasty trout Aug 4, 2022, 8:12 AM

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.connect_four ai

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 8:12 AM

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Connect 4: https.// VS Sir Lancebot

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: 🔵 :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: 🔵 🔵 :white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle:
🔴 🔵 🔵 :white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle:
🔵 🔵 🔴 :white_circle: 🔵 :white_circle: :white_circle:

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Game Over! @wicked parrot won against @hasty trout

drifting echo Aug 4, 2022, 9:48 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 9:48 AM

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There are 10 types of people: those who understand trinary, those who don't, and those who have never heard of it.

drifting echo Aug 4, 2022, 9:49 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 9:49 AM

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Waiter: He's choking! Is anyone a doctor? Programmer: I'm a Vim user.

drifting echo Aug 4, 2022, 9:49 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 9:49 AM

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There are 10 types of people: those who understand trinary, those who don't, and those who have never heard of it.

drifting echo Aug 4, 2022, 9:49 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 9:49 AM

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Chuck Norris's programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not running.

drifting echo Aug 4, 2022, 9:49 AM

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.connect_four ai

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 9:49 AM

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Connect 4: Excalizan VS Sir Lancebot

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔵 :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: 🔵 :white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔵 :white_circle:
:white_circle: 🔵 🔵 🔴 🔵 🔴 :white_circle:
🔴 🔴 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔴

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Game Over! @drifting echo won against @wicked parrot

timber radish Aug 4, 2022, 9:52 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 9:52 AM

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Chuck Norris's database has only one table, 'Kick', which he drops frequently.

timber radish Aug 4, 2022, 9:52 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 9:52 AM

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An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, 'Can I join you?'

timber radish Aug 4, 2022, 9:52 AM

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very funny

rugged elm Aug 4, 2022, 11:11 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 11:11 AM

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How many programmers does it take to kill a cockroach? Two: one holds, the other installs Windows on it.

rugged elm Aug 4, 2022, 11:11 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 11:11 AM

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When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

rugged elm Aug 4, 2022, 11:12 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 11:12 AM

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Chuck Norris can install a 64-bit operating system on 32-bit machines.

rugged elm Aug 4, 2022, 11:12 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 11:12 AM

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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

tidal knot Aug 4, 2022, 11:57 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 11:57 AM

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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

tidal knot Aug 4, 2022, 11:57 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 11:57 AM

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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

tidal knot Aug 4, 2022, 11:57 AM

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.source joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 11:57 AM

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Command: joke

Retrieves a joke of the specified category from the pyjokes api.

Source Code

Go to GitHub

tidal knot Aug 4, 2022, 11:58 AM

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.joke neutral

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 11:58 AM

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.NET was named .NET so that it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.

tidal knot Aug 4, 2022, 11:58 AM

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.joke something_else

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 11:58 AM

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Noooooo!!

Your input was invalid: Could not convert "category" into the literal 'neutral', 'chuck', or 'all'.

Usage:```
.joke ["neutral"|"chuck"|"all"=all]

stark forum Aug 4, 2022, 12:25 PM

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.connect_four ai

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 12:25 PM

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Connect 4: .ray VS Sir Lancebot

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔵 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
🔴 🔵 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵
🔵 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔴 🔴 🔴

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Game Over! @stark forum won against @wicked parrot

ornate jolt Aug 4, 2022, 1:15 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 1:15 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

ornate jolt Aug 4, 2022, 1:15 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 1:15 PM

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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

ornate jolt Aug 4, 2022, 1:16 PM

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.joke neutral

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 1:16 PM

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How do you know whether a person is a Vim user? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

ornate jolt Aug 4, 2022, 1:16 PM

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Not wrong, I use vim, also arch btw

analog saffron Aug 4, 2022, 2:49 PM

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.wa dy/dx √(x² + 4x + 7)

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.wa dy/dx √(x² + 4x + 7)

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 2:50 PM

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Wolfram Alpha

errant geyser Aug 4, 2022, 3:00 PM

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.connect_four ai

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 3:00 PM

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Connect 4: !"⎝⎝ Netoper ⎠⎠ VS Sir Lancebot

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔵 🔵 🔴 🔵
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔵
:white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔴
:white_circle: :white_circle: 🔵 🔵 🔴 🔴 🔴

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Game Over! @errant geyser won against @wicked parrot

errant geyser Aug 4, 2022, 3:02 PM

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.connect_four ai

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 3:02 PM

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Connect 4: !"⎝⎝ Netoper ⎠⎠ VS Sir Lancebot

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔴
:white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 🔴 🔴 🔴 🔵
:white_circle: 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔴 🔴 🔴
🔵 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔴 🔴

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Game Over! @wicked parrot won against @errant geyser

errant geyser Aug 4, 2022, 3:04 PM

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.connect_four ai

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 3:04 PM

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Connect 4: !"⎝⎝ Netoper ⎠⎠ VS Sir Lancebot

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle:
🔴 :white_circle: 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵

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Game Over! @errant geyser won against @wicked parrot

ancient sandal Aug 4, 2022, 5:10 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 5:10 PM

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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

ancient sandal Aug 4, 2022, 5:11 PM

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.connect_four ai

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 5:11 PM

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Connect 4: TNT4ME VS Sir Lancebot

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 🔵 :white_circle: :white_circle:
🔵 🔵 🔴 🔴 🔵 :white_circle: :white_circle:
🔴 🔴 🔴 🔵 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle:
🔴 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle:
🔵 🔴 🔴 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔴
🔴 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔴 🔵
🔵 🔵 🔴 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔴

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Game Over! @wicked parrot won against @ancient sandal

cinder silo Aug 4, 2022, 5:41 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 5:41 PM

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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:28 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:28 PM

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:28 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:28 PM

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What do you mean 911 is only for emergencies? I've got a merge conflict.

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:28 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:28 PM

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How do you generate a random string? Put a first year Computer Science student in Vim and ask them to save and exit.

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:29 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:29 PM

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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:29 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:29 PM

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Why did the QA cross the road? To ruin everyone's day.

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:29 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:29 PM

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colours black and blue.

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:29 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:29 PM

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'Knock, knock.' 'Who's there?' ... very long pause ... 'Java.'

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:29 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:29 PM

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How many programmers does it take to kill a cockroach? Two: one holds, the other installs Windows on it.

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:29 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:29 PM

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A QA engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Rams a bar. Jumps into a bar.

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:30 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:30 PM

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If loving you is ROM I don't wanna read write.

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:30 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:30 PM

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:30 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:30 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:30 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:30 PM

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Chuck Norris writes directly in binary. He then writes the source code as documentation for other programmers.

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:30 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:30 PM

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There are II types of people: Those who understand Roman Numerals and those who don't.

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:30 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:30 PM

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A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, 'I know, I'll solve it with threads!'. has Now problems. two he

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:32 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:32 PM

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A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:32 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:32 PM

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:32 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:32 PM

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A programmer was found dead in the shower. Next to their body was a bottle of shampoo with the instructions 'Lather, Rinse and Repeat'.

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:32 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:32 PM

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Ubuntu users are apt to get this joke.

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:32 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:32 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares at the code until it confesses.

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:32 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:32 PM

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How come there is no obfuscated Perl contest? Because everyone would win.

keen quest Aug 4, 2022, 6:33 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 6:33 PM

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Number of days since I have encountered an array index error: -1.

smoky otter Aug 4, 2022, 9:30 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 9:30 PM

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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

trail ingot Aug 4, 2022, 10:08 PM

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.help latex

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 10:08 PM

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Command Help

**```
.latex <query>

*Renders the text in latex and sends the image.*

trail ingot Aug 4, 2022, 10:29 PM

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.latex

\usepackage{xcolor}
\begin{document}
$$\sum_{i=1}^{n}{\color{red}{i^2}}$$
\end{document}

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 10:29 PM

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Failed to render input.

View Logs

abstract willow Aug 4, 2022, 11:41 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 4, 2022, 11:41 PM

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Why did Microsoft name their search engine BING? Because It's Not Google.

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 1:31 AM

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Chuck Norris writes directly in binary. He then writes the source code as documentation for other programmers.

main scarab Aug 5, 2022, 10:42 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 10:42 AM

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The C language combines all the power of assembly language with all the ease-of-use of assembly language.

main scarab Aug 5, 2022, 10:42 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 10:42 AM

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

main scarab Aug 5, 2022, 10:42 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 10:42 AM

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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

novel gazelle Aug 5, 2022, 5:26 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:26 PM

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A COBOL programmer makes millions with Y2K remediation and decides to get cryogenically frozen. "The year is 9999. You know COBOL, right?"

drowsy stump Aug 5, 2022, 5:46 PM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:46 PM

#

Command Help

Fun
.joke [category=all]
Retrieves a joke of the specified category from the pyjokes api.
.randomcase <text>
Randomly converts the casing of a given text.
.roll [num_rolls=1]
Outputs a number of random dice emotes (up to 6).

Games
.games [amount=5] <genre>
Get random game(s) by genre from IGDB. Use .games genres command to get all available genres.

GithubInfo
.github
Commands for finding information related to GitHub.

HTTPStatusCodes
.http_status <code>
Choose a cat or dog randomly for the given status code.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:46 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:46 PM

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There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who don't.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

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I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you would never get it.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

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Everyone likes Chuck Norris on Facebook, whether they choose to or not.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

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I've been using Vim for a long time now, mainly because I can't figure out how to exit.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

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To understand recursion you must first understand recursion.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All the way down. Always.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

#

What is Benoit B. Mandelbrot's middle name? Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

#

What is Benoit B. Mandelbrot's middle name? Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

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Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, 'Are you ill?' The second byte replies, 'No, just feeling a bit off.'

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

#

Everyone likes Chuck Norris on Facebook, whether they choose to or not.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:48 PM

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Why are you always smiling? That's just my... regular expression.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:50 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:50 PM

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The C language combines all the power of assembly language with all the ease-of-use of assembly language.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:50 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:50 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:50 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:50 PM

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!false, (It's funny because it's true)

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:50 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:50 PM

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? Cat dog sin theta.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:51 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:51 PM

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A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:51 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:51 PM

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Chuck Norris can install a 64-bit operating system on 32-bit machines.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:51 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:51 PM

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Triumphantly, Beth removed Python 2.7 from her server in 2030. 'Finally!' she said with glee, only to see the announcement for Python 4.4.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:51 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:51 PM

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Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:51 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:51 PM

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I've been using Vim for a long time now, mainly because I can't figure out how to exit.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:51 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:51 PM

#

3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:51 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:51 PM

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Child: Dad, why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west? Dad: Son, it's working, don't touch it.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:51 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:51 PM

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Chuck Norris once implemented an HTTP server in a single printf call. It is now the heart of Apache webserver.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:51 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:51 PM

#

Schrodinger's attitude to web development: If I don't look at it in Internet Explorer then there's a chance it looks fine.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:52 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:52 PM

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My friend's in a band called '1023 Megabytes'... They haven't got a gig yet!

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:52 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:52 PM

#

There are 10 types of people: those who understand hexadecimal and 15 others.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:53 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:53 PM

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What is Benoit B. Mandelbrot's middle name? Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:53 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:53 PM

#

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:53 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:53 PM

#

Chuck Norris's programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not running.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:53 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:53 PM

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How come there is no obfuscated Perl contest? Because everyone would win.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:53 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:53 PM

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What do you call eight hobbits? A hobbyte.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:53 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:53 PM

#

There are 10 types of people: those who understand trinary, those who don't, and those who have never heard of it.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:53 PM

#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:53 PM

#

What do you call a parrot that says "Squawk! Pieces of nine! Pieces of nine!"? A parrot-ey error.

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:53 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:53 PM

#

Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays.

#

!false, (It's funny because it's true)

#

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? Cat dog sin theta.

rough gladeBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:54 PM

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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied mute to @bold moth until <t:1659722641:f> (9 minutes and 59 seconds) (reason: duplicates rule: sent 4 duplicated messages in 10s).

round bramble Aug 5, 2022, 5:54 PM

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!unmute 532940625537007617

rough gladeBOT Aug 5, 2022, 5:54 PM

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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: pardoned infraction mute for @bold moth.

round bramble Aug 5, 2022, 5:54 PM

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Joke slower ;)

bold moth Aug 5, 2022, 5:56 PM

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Right 😅
Thanks

#

Some of them are really great btw 😄

grand abyss Aug 5, 2022, 8:26 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 8:26 PM

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QAs consist of 55% water, 30% blood and 15% Jira tickets.

grand abyss Aug 5, 2022, 8:26 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 8:26 PM

#

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just make darkness a standard.

grand abyss Aug 5, 2022, 8:26 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 8:26 PM

#

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? Cat dog sin theta.

grand abyss Aug 5, 2022, 8:27 PM

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What do you call two guys who love maths? Algebros (Laughingtrack)

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 9:08 PM

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Number of days since I have encountered an off-by-one error: 0.

main scarab Aug 5, 2022, 11:50 PM

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.spookify

wicked parrotBOT Aug 5, 2022, 11:50 PM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

craggy magnet Aug 6, 2022, 5:17 AM

#

.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 5:17 AM

#

Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

craggy magnet Aug 6, 2022, 5:18 AM

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 5:18 AM

#

Find anagrams from these letters: 'EILLS'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

craggy magnet Aug 6, 2022, 5:19 AM

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.fool

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 5:19 AM

#

Check out this April Fools' video by google.

https://youtu.be/rznYifPHxDg

YouTube

Google

Google Maps 8-bit for NES

Trial Version: http://goo.gl/i4onu

Google Maps is now available for 8-bit Nintendo Entertainment Systems (NES). Availability in Google Store is TBD but you can try it on your browser by going to http://maps.google.com and clicking "Quest" in the upper right hand corner of the map. Also...

Happy April Fools 2012!

▶ Play video

#

Nobody got it right.

The words were: `liles`, `lisle`, `selli`!

craggy magnet Aug 6, 2022, 5:19 AM

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.avatar_modify

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 5:19 AM

#

Command Help

**```
.avatar_modify

**Can also use:** `avatar_mod`, `avatarmod`, `pfp_mod`, `pfpmod`

*Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.*

**Subcommands:**
**`8bitify `**
*Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.*
**`avatareasterify [colours...]`**
*This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.*
**`mosaic [squares=16]`**
*Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!*
**`prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]`**
*This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.*
**`reverse <text>`**
*Reverses the sent text.*
**`spookyavatar `**
*Spookify a user's avatar.*

craggy magnet Aug 6, 2022, 5:19 AM

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.8bitify

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 5:19 AM

#

Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

craggy magnet Aug 6, 2022, 5:20 AM

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My eyes

#

.avatareasterify

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 5:20 AM

#

Your Lovely Easterified Avatar!

Here is your lovely avatar, all bright and colourful
with Easter pastel colours. Enjoy :D

craggy magnet Aug 6, 2022, 5:21 AM

#

.mosaic

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 5:21 AM

#

Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 16 squares.

craggy magnet Aug 6, 2022, 5:21 AM

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Eesh

#

.spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 5:21 AM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

craggy magnet Aug 6, 2022, 5:22 AM

#

.spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 5:22 AM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

craggy magnet Aug 6, 2022, 5:22 AM

#

.spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 5:22 AM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

craggy magnet Aug 6, 2022, 5:22 AM

#

.spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 5:22 AM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

craggy magnet Aug 6, 2022, 5:22 AM

#

.spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 5:22 AM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

craggy magnet Aug 6, 2022, 5:22 AM

#

Not spamming just looking for a good one

#

.spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 5:22 AM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

craggy magnet Aug 6, 2022, 5:22 AM

#

.spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 5:22 AM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

craggy magnet Aug 6, 2022, 5:22 AM

#

.spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 5:22 AM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

craggy magnet Aug 6, 2022, 5:23 AM

#

.spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 5:23 AM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

craggy magnet Aug 6, 2022, 5:23 AM

#

.spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 5:23 AM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

craggy magnet Aug 6, 2022, 5:23 AM

#

.reverse tacocat

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 5:23 AM

#

tacocat

craggy magnet Aug 6, 2022, 5:23 AM

#

oOoOoo

sacred yarrow Aug 6, 2022, 8:43 AM

#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 8:43 AM

#

I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k, 256k and 512k. It was a trip down Memory Lane.

weary flame Aug 6, 2022, 12:06 PM

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.spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 12:06 PM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

weary flame Aug 6, 2022, 12:06 PM

#

naw

#

.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 12:06 PM

#

Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

weary flame Aug 6, 2022, 12:08 PM

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.github

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 12:08 PM

#

Command Help

**```
.github

**Can also use:** `gh`, `git`

*Commands for finding information related to GitHub.*

**Subcommands:**
**`repository [repo...]`**
*Fetches a repositories' GitHub information.*
**`user <username>`**
*Fetches a user's GitHub information.*

shell burrow Aug 6, 2022, 2:48 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 2:48 PM

#

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

bold moth Aug 6, 2022, 4:53 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 6, 2022, 4:53 PM

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just make darkness a standard.

small cobalt Aug 7, 2022, 7:03 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 7:03 AM

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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test cases cover your code too.

small cobalt Aug 7, 2022, 7:04 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 7:04 AM

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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

small cobalt Aug 7, 2022, 7:04 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 7:04 AM

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Chuck Norris doesn't use REST, he waits.

small cobalt Aug 7, 2022, 7:04 AM

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.music

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 7:04 AM

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You can't follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, because he follows you.

small cobalt Aug 7, 2022, 7:05 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 7:05 AM

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.

bold moth Aug 7, 2022, 9:25 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 9:25 AM

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What is Benoit B. Mandelbrot's middle name? Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

olive lily Aug 7, 2022, 9:48 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 9:48 AM

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Chuck Norris doesn't use REST, he waits.

olive lily Aug 7, 2022, 9:48 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 9:48 AM

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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

olive lily Aug 7, 2022, 9:48 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 9:48 AM

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Hardware: The part of a computer that you can kick.

arctic geode Aug 7, 2022, 10:29 AM

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.avatar

#

.savatar

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:30 AM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

drifting echo Aug 7, 2022, 10:32 AM

#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:32 AM

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

arctic geode Aug 7, 2022, 10:32 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:32 AM

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Chuck Norris doesn't sudo, the shell just knows it's him and does what it's told.

molten kernel Aug 7, 2022, 1:56 PM

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.avatar

#

.savatar

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 1:56 PM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

molten kernel Aug 7, 2022, 1:57 PM

#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 1:57 PM

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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

thick mauve Aug 7, 2022, 2:51 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 2:51 PM

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell the tale.

brisk wedge Aug 7, 2022, 6:45 PM

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.savatar

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 6:45 PM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

brisk wedge Aug 7, 2022, 6:45 PM

#

.savatar

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 6:45 PM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

brisk wedge Aug 7, 2022, 6:46 PM

#

.savatar

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 6:46 PM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

grand abyss Aug 7, 2022, 8:13 PM

#

.savatar

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 8:13 PM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

grand abyss Aug 7, 2022, 8:14 PM

#

.savatar

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 8:14 PM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

grand abyss Aug 7, 2022, 8:14 PM

#

.savatar

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 8:14 PM

#

Is this you or am I just really paranoid?

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:39 PM

#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:39 PM

#

Chuck Norris once shifted a bit so hard, it ended up on a different computer.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:39 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:39 PM

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Complaining about the lack of smoking shelters, the nicotine addicted Python programmers said there ought to be 'spaces for tabs'.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:39 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:39 PM

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:39 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:39 PM

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Chuck Norris once implemented an HTTP server in a single printf call. It is now the heart of Apache webserver.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:39 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:39 PM

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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:39 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:39 PM

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QAs consist of 55% water, 30% blood and 15% Jira tickets.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:39 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:39 PM

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:39 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:39 PM

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What do you call a parrot that says "Squawk! Pieces of nine! Pieces of nine!"? A parrot-ey error.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:40 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:40 PM

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I had a problem so I thought I'd use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:40 PM

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lmao

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:40 PM

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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:40 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:40 PM

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:40 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:40 PM

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I had a problem so I thought I'd use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:40 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:40 PM

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There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one-errors.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:40 PM

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ahh that's a good one

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:41 PM

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When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:41 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:41 PM

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris's programs, it backfires.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:41 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:41 PM

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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:41 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:41 PM

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A programmer was found dead in the shower. Next to their body was a bottle of shampoo with the instructions 'Lather, Rinse and Repeat'.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:41 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:41 PM

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How do you know whether a person is a Vim user? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:41 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:41 PM

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There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who were expecting this joke to be in trinary.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:41 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:41 PM

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How many programmers does it take to kill a cockroach? Two: one holds, the other installs Windows on it.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:41 PM

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lmao

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:41 PM

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Chuck Norris causes the Blue Screen of Death.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:42 PM

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.joke h

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:42 PM

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You're bad at computers.

Your input was invalid: Could not convert "category" into the literal 'neutral', 'chuck', or 'all'.

Usage:```
.joke ["neutral"|"chuck"|"all"=all]

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Chuck Norris's keyboard has the Any key.

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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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Each hair in Chuck Norris's beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

rough gladeBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:42 PM

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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied mute to @maiden dock until <t:1659912744:f> (9 minutes and 59 seconds) (reason: duplicates rule: sent 4 duplicated messages in 10s).

vocal vessel Aug 7, 2022, 10:43 PM

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!unmute @maiden dock

rough gladeBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:43 PM

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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: pardoned infraction mute for @maiden dock.

vocal vessel Aug 7, 2022, 10:43 PM

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You may want to slow down a bit there

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:43 PM

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I wanted to see the jokes

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sorry

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I'll try to do that less

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:43 PM

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assertion, 'it works'.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:44 PM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:44 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:44 PM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:44 PM

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Chuck Norris's programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not running.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:44 PM

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o.o

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:44 PM

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:44 PM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:44 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:44 PM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:44 PM

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:44 PM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:44 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:44 PM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:44 PM

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Chuck Norris can access private methods.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:45 PM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:45 PM

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris's programs, it backfires.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:45 PM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:45 PM

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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:45 PM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:45 PM

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Chuck Norris can write infinitely recursive functions and have them return.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:45 PM

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huh

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how

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:45 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't use REST, he waits.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:45 PM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:45 PM

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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:45 PM

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how

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I need to know

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:45 PM

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Chuck Norris's calculator has only 3 keys: 0, 1, and NAND.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:47 PM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:47 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:47 PM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:47 PM

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Chuck Norris performs infinite loops in under 4 seconds.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:47 PM

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wowo

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:47 PM

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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:47 PM

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that's a cool bug

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:47 PM

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When Chuck Norris breaks the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:48 PM

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o.o

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:48 PM

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assertion, 'it works'.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:48 PM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:48 PM

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MySpace isn't really your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:48 PM

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lmao

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:48 PM

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Chuck Norris's programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not running.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:48 PM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:48 PM

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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test cases cover your code too.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:48 PM

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.joke chuck

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:48 PM

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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:48 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:48 PM

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:48 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:48 PM

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There are 2 types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets...

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:49 PM

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I think I have that as a shirt

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:49 PM

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Chuck Norris's database has only one table, 'Kick', which he drops frequently.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:49 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:49 PM

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell the tale.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:49 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:49 PM

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimises itself.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:49 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:49 PM

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How to explain the movie Inception to a programmer? When you run a VM inside another VM, inside another VM ... everything runs real slow!

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:49 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:49 PM

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What do you mean 911 is only for emergencies? I've got a merge conflict.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:49 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:49 PM

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assertion, 'it works'.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:50 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:50 PM

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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:50 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:50 PM

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When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:50 PM

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you aren't wrong

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:50 PM

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? Cat dog sin theta.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:50 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:50 PM

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Old C programmers don't die, they're just cast into void.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:50 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:50 PM

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Writing PHP is like peeing in the swimming pool, everyone did it, but we don't need to bring it up in public.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:50 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:50 PM

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3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

vocal vessel Aug 7, 2022, 10:50 PM

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I had no idea there were this many Chuck Norris programming jokes.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:51 PM

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lmao

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:51 PM

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Pirates go 'arg!', computer pirates go 'argv!'

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:51 PM

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argc

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though

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:53 PM

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When Chuck Norris breaks the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:53 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:53 PM

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I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you would never get it.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:53 PM

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.

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:53 PM

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A COBOL programmer makes millions with Y2K remediation and decides to get cryogenically frozen. "The year is 9999. You know COBOL, right?"

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:54 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:54 PM

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Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? Because they don't see sharp.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:54 PM

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damn

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:54 PM

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There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one-errors.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:54 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:54 PM

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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:54 PM

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ehh, so can cout

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:54 PM

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Chuck Norris completed World of Warcraft.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:54 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:54 PM

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!false, (It's funny because it's true)

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:54 PM

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oh

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wow

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:55 PM

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:55 PM

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o.o

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:55 PM

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QAs consist of 55% water, 30% blood and 15% Jira tickets.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:56 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:56 PM

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There are 10 types of people: those who understand trinary, those who don't, and those who have never heard of it.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:56 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:56 PM

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What do you call eight hobbits? A hobbyte.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:56 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:56 PM

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A QA engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Rams a bar. Jumps into a bar.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:56 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:56 PM

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assertion, 'it works'.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:56 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:56 PM

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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:56 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:56 PM

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There are 2 types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets...

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:56 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:56 PM

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A programmer crashes a car at the bottom of a hill, a bystander asks what happened, he says "No idea. Let's push it back up and try again".

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:56 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:56 PM

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:56 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:56 PM

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What does pyjokes have in common with Adobe Flash? It gets updated all the time, but never gets any better.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:56 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:56 PM

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:57 PM

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wicked parrot What does pyjokes have in common with Adobe Flash? It gets updated all the time,...

there is no flash

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:57 PM

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I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you would never get it.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:57 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:57 PM

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:57 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:57 PM

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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test cases cover your code too.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:57 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:57 PM

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There are 2 types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets...

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:57 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:57 PM

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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:57 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:57 PM

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Waiter: Would you like coffee or tea? Programmer: Yes.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:58 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:58 PM

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:58 PM

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wicked parrot Waiter: Would you like coffee or tea? Programmer: Yes.

coffee | tea is a different drink entirely

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:58 PM

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Chuck Norris can overwrite a locked variable.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:59 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:59 PM

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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 10:59 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:59 PM

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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All the way down. Always.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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There are 10 types of people: those who understand trinary, those who don't, and those who have never heard of it.

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A COBOL programmer makes millions with Y2K remediation and decides to get cryogenically frozen. "The year is 9999. You know COBOL, right?"

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What do you call eight hobbits? A hobbyte.

rough gladeBOT Aug 7, 2022, 10:59 PM

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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied mute to @maiden dock until <t:1659913764:f> (9 minutes and 59 seconds) (reason: duplicates rule: sent 4 duplicated messages in 10s).

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 11:06 PM

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I'm

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gonna stop now

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I think it's for my own benifit

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*benefit

round bramble Aug 7, 2022, 11:07 PM

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Or at least move slower. LOL

maiden dock Aug 7, 2022, 11:08 PM

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now my perfect behaviour streak is ruined

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I used to have 0 infractions, and now I have 2

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I'm just gonna leave lancebot alone and go back to esoteric-python where I belong

dusk jolt Aug 8, 2022, 2:55 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 2:55 AM

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What do you call a programmer from Finland? Nerdic.

solemn kite Aug 8, 2022, 3:25 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 3:25 AM

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I had a problem so I thought I'd use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory.

solemn kite Aug 8, 2022, 3:26 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 3:26 AM

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Chuck Norris causes the Blue Screen of Death.

solemn kite Aug 8, 2022, 3:26 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 3:26 AM

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How come there is no obfuscated Perl contest? Because everyone would win.

sly stream Aug 8, 2022, 6:48 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:48 AM

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A programmer was found dead in the shower. Next to their body was a bottle of shampoo with the instructions 'Lather, Rinse and Repeat'.

sly stream Aug 8, 2022, 6:49 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:49 AM

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris.

warm ledge Aug 8, 2022, 7:02 AM

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.topic

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 7:02 AM

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**What is your favorite media genre?**

Suggest more topics here!

warm ledge Aug 8, 2022, 7:02 AM

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.topic

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 8:49 AM

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.yopic

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.topic

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 8:49 AM

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**If you could take only three things from your house, what would they be?**

Suggest more topics here!

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 8:49 AM

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star wars

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 8:49 AM

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wicked parrot

computer

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.topic

wooden sail Aug 8, 2022, 11:15 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 11:15 AM

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

severe wigeon Aug 8, 2022, 12:58 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 12:58 PM

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.

proven plover Aug 8, 2022, 1:13 PM

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wicked parrot Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

;dm

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;md

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;mb

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;bm

proven plover Aug 8, 2022, 1:14 PM

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wicked parrot Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.

;md

proven plover Aug 8, 2022, 1:14 PM

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wicked parrot Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.

;mb

proven plover Aug 8, 2022, 1:14 PM

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wicked parrot Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.

;bm

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;help

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wait a minute i was using the wrong perifx !?

rocky pond Aug 8, 2022, 5:11 PM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 5:11 PM

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Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

rocky pond Aug 8, 2022, 5:12 PM

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proven plover wait a minute i was using the wrong perifx !?

yea

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 5:12 PM

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Command Help

AvatarModify
.mosaic [squares=16]
Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!
.prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]
This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.
.reverse <text>
Reverses the sent text.
.spookyavatar
Spookify a user's avatar.

Battleship
.battleship
Play a game of Battleship with someone else!

BeMyValentine
.bemyvalentine <user> [valentine_type]
Send a valentine to a specified user with the lovefest role.

Bookmark
.bookmark <target_message> [title=Bookmark]
Send the author a link to target_message via DMs.

rocky pond Aug 8, 2022, 5:13 PM

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.help games

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 5:13 PM

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Command Help

**```
.games [amount=5] <genre>

**Can also use:** `game`

*Get random game(s) by genre from IGDB. Use .games genres command to get all available genres.

Also support amount parameter, what max is 25 and min 1, default 5. Supported formats:
- .games <genre>
- .games <amount> <genre>*

**Subcommands:**
**`company [amount=5]`**
*Get random Game Companies companies from IGDB API.*
**`genres `**
*Get all available genres.*
**`search <search_term>`**
*Find games by name.*
**`top [amount=10]`**
*Get current Top games in IGDB.*

rocky pond Aug 8, 2022, 5:13 PM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 5:13 PM

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Command Help

SaveTheDate
.savethedate
Gives you ideas for what to do on a date with your valentine.

SaveThePlanet
.savetheplanet
Responds with a random tip on how to be eco-friendly and help our planet.

ScaryMovie
.scarymovie
Randomly select a scary movie and display information about it.

Snakes
.snakes
Commands from our first code jam.

Space
.space
Head command that contains commands about space.

rocky pond Aug 8, 2022, 6:11 PM

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.battleship

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:13 PM

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@rocky pond Seems like there's no one here to play...

rocky pond Aug 8, 2022, 6:15 PM

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.battleship

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:16 PM

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@rocky pond Seems like there's no one here to play...

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 6:37 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:37 PM

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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris's is infinite.

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 6:37 PM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:37 PM

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Command Help

BotSource
.source [source_item]
Display information and a GitHub link to the source code of a command, tag, or cog.

BunnyNameGenerator
.bunnifyme
Gets your Discord username and bunnifies it.
.bunnyname
Picks a random bunny name from a JSON file.

Catify
.catify <text>
Convert the provided text into a cat themed sentence by interspercing cats throughout text.

Challenges
.challenge [language=python] [query]
The challenge command pulls a random kata (challenge) from codewars.com.

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 6:37 PM

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.source

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:37 PM

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Sir Lancebot's GitHub Repository

Repository

Go to GitHub

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 6:38 PM

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.about

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:42 PM

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Command Help

Fun
.joke [category=all]
Retrieves a joke of the specified category from the pyjokes api.
.randomcase <text>
Randomly converts the casing of a given text.
.roll [num_rolls=1]
Outputs a number of random dice emotes (up to 6).

Games
.games [amount=5] <genre>
Get random game(s) by genre from IGDB. Use .games genres command to get all available genres.

GithubInfo
.github
Commands for finding information related to GitHub.

HTTPStatusCodes
.http_status <code>
Choose a cat or dog randomly for the given status code.

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 6:42 PM

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.8bitify

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:42 PM

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 6:42 PM

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.cheat bash

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:42 PM

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Result Of cht.sh

#  Running Bash commands in Python
#  
#  Don't use os.system. It has been deprecated in favor of subprocess
#  (http://docs.python.org/library/subprocess.html). From the docs
#  (https://docs.python.org/3/library/subprocess.html): "This module
#  intends to replace several older modules and functions: os.system,
#  os.spawn".
#  
#  Like in your case:

bashCommand = "cwm --rdf test.rdf --ntriples > test.nt"
import subprocess
process = subprocess.Popen(bashCommand.split(), stdout=subprocess.PIPE)
output, error = process.communicate()

#  [user225312] [so/q/4256107] [cc by-sa 3.0]

https://cheat.sh/python/bash

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 6:43 PM

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.github

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:43 PM

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Command Help

**```
.github

**Can also use:** `gh`, `git`

*Commands for finding information related to GitHub.*

**Subcommands:**
**`repository [repo...]`**
*Fetches a repositories' GitHub information.*
**`user <username>`**
*Fetches a user's GitHub information.*

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 6:43 PM

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.github user beucismis

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:43 PM

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`beucismis`'s GitHub profile info

Free software, free society

Followers

Following

Public repos

Gists

Organization

Website

No website link available

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 6:44 PM

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.github repository awesome-fetch

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:44 PM

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No way, José.

The repository should look like user/reponame or user reponame.

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 6:44 PM

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.github repository beucismis/awesome-fetch

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:44 PM

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beucismis

awesome-fetch

Command-line fetch tools for system/other information

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 6:47 PM

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.ping

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:47 PM

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:ping_pong: Pong!

Gateway Latency: 108ms

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 6:47 PM

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.uptime

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:47 PM

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I started up 3 days ago.

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 6:50 PM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:50 PM

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Command Help

RPS
.rps <move>
Play the classic game of Rock Paper Scissors with your own sir-lancebot!

RealPython
.realpython [amount=5] [user_search]
Send some articles from RealPython that match the search terms.

RecommendGame
.recommendgame
Sends an Embed of a random game recommendation.

Reddit
.reddit
View the top posts from various subreddits.

RomanceMovieFinder
.romancemovie
Randomly selects a romance movie and displays information about it.

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 6:51 PM

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.reddit python

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.reddit top python

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:51 PM

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Here are the top r/python posts of all time!

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I redesign the Python logo to make it more modern

reddit_post_photo reddit_upvote 7869 reddit_comments 270 reddit_users jessjwilliamson

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 6:58 PM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:58 PM

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Command Help

TicTacToe
.tictactoe <opponent>
Tic Tac Toe game. Play against friends or AI. Use reactions to add your mark to field.

TimeLeft
.timeleft
Calculates the time left until the end of Hacktober.

TimedCommands
.timed <command>
Time the command execution of a command.

Traditions
.easter_tradition
Responds with a random tradition or custom.

TriviaNightCog
.trivianight
The command group for the Python Discord Trivia Night.

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 6:59 PM

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.recommendgame

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:59 PM

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Recommendation: Doom II https://rawg.io/games/doom-ii

Doom 2 was one of the first FPS games that I truly enjoyed. It offered awesome weapons, terrifying demons to kill, and a great atmosphere to do it in.

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 6:59 PM

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.savethedate

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:59 PM

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:gift_heart:Go on a hot-air balloon ride:heart:

These are very fun and romantic—you get an incredible view, get to experience the thrill of flying, and you’ve got enough room for a romantic dinner and some champagne. Just be sure to wear warm clothes, it can get pretty cold high up in the air.

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 6:59 PM

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.savetheplanet

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:59 PM

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Less time in the car!

The problem

Every mile you drive to work produces about a pound of C0₂. That's crazy! What's crazier is how clean the planet could be if we spent less time in the car!

What you can do

Instead of using your car, ride your bike if possible! Not only does it save that pound of C0₂, it is also great exercise and is cheaper!

main scarab Aug 8, 2022, 6:59 PM

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.scarymovie

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 6:59 PM

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**The Portal**

An anthology of horror shorts about death.

Directed by

Nicky Hawthorne

Starring

Jules Bruff, Anthony Fanelli, Shelley Regner

Running time

75 minutes

Release year

2017

Spookiness rating

:skull::skull::skull:

turbid arch Aug 8, 2022, 8:00 PM

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.rps rock

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 8:00 PM

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Sir Lancebot played paper! @turbid arch lost!

turbid arch Aug 8, 2022, 8:01 PM

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.rps paper

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 8:01 PM

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Sir Lancebot played scissors! @turbid arch lost!

turbid arch Aug 8, 2022, 8:01 PM

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.rps paper

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 8:01 PM

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Sir Lancebot played rock! @turbid arch won!

radiant jewel Aug 8, 2022, 8:41 PM

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.latex Δt' = Δt x √(1 - 2 x M x G / r x c²)

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 8:41 PM

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Failed to render input.

No logs available.

radiant jewel Aug 8, 2022, 8:41 PM

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tough topaz Aug 8, 2022, 9:40 PM

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.latex $x=\frac{x-1}/{y}$

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 9:40 PM

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$latex.png$

tough topaz Aug 8, 2022, 9:41 PM

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.latex $x=\frac{x-1}{y}$

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 9:41 PM

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$latex.png$

sullen pagoda Aug 8, 2022, 11:26 PM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 11:26 PM

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Command Help

ValentineZodiac
.zodiac <zodiac_sign>
Provides information about zodiac sign by taking zodiac sign name as input.

WTFPython
.wtf_python [query]
Search WTF Python repository.

WikipediaSearch
.wikipedia <search>
Sends paginated top 10 results of Wikipedia search..

Wolfram
.wolfram <query>
Requests all answers on a single image, sends an image of all related pods.

WonderTwins
.formof
Command to send a Wonder Twins inspired phrase to the user invoking the command.

sullen pagoda Aug 8, 2022, 11:26 PM

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.wtf_python

wicked parrotBOT Aug 8, 2022, 11:26 PM

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WTF Python?!

A repository filled with suprising snippets that can make you say WTF?!

Go to the Repository

sullen pagoda Aug 8, 2022, 11:27 PM

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the hell

slim scarab Aug 8, 2022, 11:52 PM

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.rtfm

lavish hatch Aug 9, 2022, 12:41 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 12:41 AM

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Chuck Norris doesn't use REST, he waits.

radiant jewel Aug 9, 2022, 1:51 AM

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.wiki dyspraxia

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 1:51 AM

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Wikipedia Search Results

Developmental coordination disorder
as developmental motor coordination disorder, developmental dyspraxia or simply dyspraxia, is a neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by impaired

Developmental verbal dyspraxia
Developmental verbal dyspraxia (DVD), also known as childhood apraxia of speech (CAS) and developmental apraxia of speech (DAS), is a condition in which

sonic viper Aug 9, 2022, 6:33 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 6:33 AM

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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

sonic viper Aug 9, 2022, 6:33 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 6:33 AM

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Chuck Norris writes directly in binary. He then writes the source code as documentation for other programmers.

sonic viper Aug 9, 2022, 6:33 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 6:33 AM

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There are II types of people: Those who understand Roman Numerals and those who don't.

cursive charm Aug 9, 2022, 9:14 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 9:14 AM

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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

cursive charm Aug 9, 2022, 9:14 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 9:14 AM

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The C language combines all the power of assembly language with all the ease-of-use of assembly language.

cursive charm Aug 9, 2022, 9:14 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 9:14 AM

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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit 'COMMIT' in its end.

exotic whale Aug 9, 2022, 1:14 PM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 1:14 PM

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Command Help

Fun
.joke [category=all]
Retrieves a joke of the specified category from the pyjokes api.
.randomcase <text>
Randomly converts the casing of a given text.
.roll [num_rolls=1]
Outputs a number of random dice emotes (up to 6).

Games
.games [amount=5] <genre>
Get random game(s) by genre from IGDB. Use .games genres command to get all available genres.

GithubInfo
.github
Commands for finding information related to GitHub.

HTTPStatusCodes
.http_status <code>
Choose a cat or dog randomly for the given status code.

exotic whale Aug 9, 2022, 1:15 PM

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.http_status 410

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 1:15 PM

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**Status: 410**

exotic whale Aug 9, 2022, 1:15 PM

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.http_status 422

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 1:15 PM

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**Status: 422**

drifting echo Aug 9, 2022, 6:01 PM

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Wtf man

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.http_status 501

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 6:01 PM

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**Status: 501**

drifting echo Aug 9, 2022, 6:02 PM

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.http_status 521

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 6:02 PM

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**Status: 521**

drifting echo Aug 9, 2022, 6:02 PM

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.http_status 326

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 6:02 PM

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Unable to find status floof for 326.

drifting echo Aug 9, 2022, 6:02 PM

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.http_status 301

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 6:02 PM

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**Status: 301**

drifting echo Aug 9, 2022, 6:02 PM

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.http_status 701

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 6:02 PM

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Input status code does not exist

The range of valid status codes is 100 to 599

drifting echo Aug 9, 2022, 6:02 PM

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.http_status 479

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 6:02 PM

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Unable to find status floof for 479.

drifting echo Aug 9, 2022, 6:03 PM

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.http_status 324

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 6:03 PM

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Unable to find status floof for 324.

drifting echo Aug 9, 2022, 6:03 PM

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.http_status 145

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 6:03 PM

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Unable to find status floof for 145.

drifting echo Aug 9, 2022, 6:03 PM

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.http_status 101

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 6:03 PM

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**Status: 101**

drifting echo Aug 9, 2022, 6:04 PM

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.http_status 100

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 6:04 PM

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**Status: 100**

drifting echo Aug 9, 2022, 6:04 PM

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Aww

turbid arch Aug 9, 2022, 6:15 PM

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.wtfpython

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.wtf_python

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 6:16 PM

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WTF Python?!

A repository filled with suprising snippets that can make you say WTF?!

Go to the Repository

broken echo Aug 9, 2022, 8:30 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 8:30 PM

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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

broken echo Aug 9, 2022, 8:30 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 8:30 PM

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Speed dating is useless. 5 minutes is not enough to properly explain the benefits of the Unix philosophy.

undone stratus Aug 9, 2022, 11:56 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 11:56 PM

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Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.

undone stratus Aug 9, 2022, 11:56 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 11:56 PM

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Everyone likes Chuck Norris on Facebook, whether they choose to or not.

undone stratus Aug 9, 2022, 11:56 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 9, 2022, 11:56 PM

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Why do sin and tan work? Just cos.

lunar lion Aug 10, 2022, 12:32 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 12:32 AM

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Asked to explain Unicode during an interview, Geoff went into detail about his final year university project. He was not hired.

quasi geyser Aug 10, 2022, 4:05 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 4:05 AM

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Chuck Norris doesn't use REST, he waits.

quasi geyser Aug 10, 2022, 4:05 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 4:05 AM

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

quasi geyser Aug 10, 2022, 4:05 AM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 4:05 AM

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Hardware: The part of a computer that you can kick.

weary sand Aug 10, 2022, 12:36 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 12:36 PM

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Number of days since I have encountered an array index error: -1.

weary sand Aug 10, 2022, 12:45 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 12:45 PM

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Waiter: He's choking! Is anyone a doctor? Programmer: I'm a Vim user.

weary sand Aug 10, 2022, 12:45 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 12:45 PM

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Why are you always smiling? That's just my... regular expression.

weary sand Aug 10, 2022, 12:45 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 12:45 PM

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris's code.

weary sand Aug 10, 2022, 12:45 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 12:45 PM

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Programmer: The glass is twice as large as necessary.

weary sand Aug 10, 2022, 12:45 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 12:45 PM

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QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv.

weary sand Aug 10, 2022, 12:45 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 12:45 PM

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl.

weary sand Aug 10, 2022, 12:45 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 12:45 PM

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Chuck Norris only uses global variables. He has nothing to hide.

weary sand Aug 10, 2022, 12:45 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 12:45 PM

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Chuck Norris once implemented an HTTP server in a single printf call. It is now the heart of Apache webserver.

weary sand Aug 10, 2022, 12:46 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 12:46 PM

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Chuck Norris's log statements are always at the FATAL level.

weary sand Aug 10, 2022, 12:46 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 12:46 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

weary sand Aug 10, 2022, 12:46 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 12:46 PM

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris's programs, it backfires.

ancient sandal Aug 10, 2022, 1:25 PM

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.http_status 1

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 1:25 PM

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Input status code does not exist

The range of valid status codes is 100 to 599

ancient sandal Aug 10, 2022, 1:25 PM

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.http_status 100

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 1:25 PM

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**Status: 100**

ancient sandal Aug 10, 2022, 1:25 PM

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.http_status 101

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 1:25 PM

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Unable to find status floof for 101.

ancient sandal Aug 10, 2022, 1:26 PM

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.http_status 404

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 1:26 PM

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**Status: 404**

ancient sandal Aug 10, 2022, 1:26 PM

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.http_status 999

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 1:26 PM

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Input status code does not exist

The range of valid status codes is 100 to 599

ancient sandal Aug 10, 2022, 1:26 PM

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.http_status 599

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 1:26 PM

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**Status: 599**

ancient sandal Aug 10, 2022, 1:26 PM

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.http_status 566

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 1:26 PM

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Unable to find status floof for 566.

ancient sandal Aug 10, 2022, 4:54 PM

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!e s = replace('g', 'c') print(s)

rough gladeBOT Aug 10, 2022, 4:54 PM

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@ancient sandal :x: Your 3.10 eval job has completed with return code 1.

001 | Traceback (most recent call last):
002 |   File "<string>", line 1, in <module>
003 | NameError: name 'replace' is not defined

blissful shore Aug 10, 2022, 5:30 PM

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.pixelate

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.prideanthem

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 5:30 PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vvOEoT-q_o

YouTube

opbmusic

Erin McKeown - The Queer Gospel (opbmusic)

Erin McKeown Performs "The Queer Gospel" at opbmusic. Subscribe to our channel to see all our new videos first.

▶ Play video

blissful shore Aug 10, 2022, 5:30 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 5:30 PM

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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

blissful shore Aug 10, 2022, 5:31 PM

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.snak

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.snek

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.snake draw

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 5:31 PM

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blissful shore Aug 10, 2022, 5:31 PM

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.tut

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 5:31 PM

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Did you mean:

.ttt

blissful shore Aug 10, 2022, 5:31 PM

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.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 5:31 PM

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Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

blissful shore Aug 10, 2022, 5:31 PM

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.avatar_modify

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 5:31 PM

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Command Help

**```
.avatar_modify

**Can also use:** `avatar_mod`, `avatarmod`, `pfp_mod`, `pfpmod`

*Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.*

**Subcommands:**
**`8bitify `**
*Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.*
**`avatareasterify [colours...]`**
*This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.*
**`mosaic [squares=16]`**
*Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!*
**`prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]`**
*This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.*
**`reverse <text>`**
*Reverses the sent text.*
**`spookyavatar `**
*Spookify a user's avatar.*

blissful shore Aug 10, 2022, 5:32 PM

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.reverse megasus

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 5:32 PM

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susagem

blissful shore Aug 10, 2022, 5:33 PM

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.reverse amongus kid

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 5:33 PM

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dik sugnoma

blissful shore Aug 10, 2022, 5:34 PM

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.reverse pu uoy evig annog reven

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 5:34 PM

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never gonna give you up

blissful shore Aug 10, 2022, 5:36 PM

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.reverse sdnegeLDT $ !@

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 5:36 PM

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@! $ TDLegends

blissful shore Aug 10, 2022, 5:37 PM

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.ttt

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 5:37 PM

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It's time for the game! Let's begin.

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x_square o_square

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It's a DRAW!

white void Aug 10, 2022, 5:58 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 5:58 PM

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell the tale.

white void Aug 10, 2022, 6:02 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 6:02 PM

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Pirates go 'arg!', computer pirates go 'argv!'

white void Aug 10, 2022, 6:04 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 6:04 PM

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Child: Dad, why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west? Dad: Son, it's working, don't touch it.

white void Aug 10, 2022, 6:04 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 6:04 PM

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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

white void Aug 10, 2022, 6:04 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 6:04 PM

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Writing PHP is like peeing in the swimming pool, everyone did it, but we don't need to bring it up in public.

limpid dagger Aug 10, 2022, 7:36 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 7:36 PM

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How to explain the movie Inception to a programmer? When you run a VM inside another VM, inside another VM ... everything runs real slow!

limpid dagger Aug 10, 2022, 7:36 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 7:36 PM

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What does 'Emacs' stand for? 'Exclusively used by middle aged computer scientists.'

limpid dagger Aug 10, 2022, 7:36 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 7:36 PM

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Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.

limpid dagger Aug 10, 2022, 7:36 PM

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lol

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 7:37 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

limpid dagger Aug 10, 2022, 7:37 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 7:37 PM

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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

limpid dagger Aug 10, 2022, 7:37 PM

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Some of these are pretty good

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 7:37 PM

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Why did Microsoft name their search engine BING? Because It's Not Google.

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Waiter: Would you like coffee or tea? Programmer: Yes.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? Cat dog sin theta.

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Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.

rough gladeBOT Aug 10, 2022, 7:37 PM

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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied mute to @limpid dagger until <t:1660160835:f> (9 minutes and 59 seconds) (reason: duplicates rule: sent 4 duplicated messages in 10s).

long yarrow Aug 10, 2022, 7:37 PM

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!unmute 276809351585595403

rough gladeBOT Aug 10, 2022, 7:37 PM

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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: pardoned infraction mute for @limpid dagger.

limpid dagger Aug 10, 2022, 7:38 PM

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ty lol

#

.snake antitode

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 7:39 PM

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Command Help

**```
.snakes

**Can also use:** `snake`

*Commands from our first code jam.*

**Subcommands:**
**`about `**
*Show an embed with information about the event, its participants, and its winners.*
**`antidote `**
*Antidote! Can you create the antivenom before the patient dies?*
**`card [name]`**
*Create an interesting little card from a snake.*
**`draw `**
*Draws a random snek using Perlin noise.*
**`fact `**
*Gets a snake-related fact.*
**`get [name]`**
*Fetches information about a snake from Wikipedia.*
**`guess `**
*Snake identifying game.*
**`hatch `**
*Hatches your personal snake.*
**`movie `**
*Gets a random snake-related movie from TMDB.*

limpid dagger Aug 10, 2022, 7:39 PM

#

.snake antidote

wicked parrotBOT Aug 10, 2022, 7:39 PM

#

DoubleFelix

Antidote

You have created the snake antidote!

The solution was: 💉 ⚗ ☠ 💊
You had 5 tries remaining.

limpid dagger Aug 10, 2022, 7:40 PM

#

🎉

turbid arch Aug 11, 2022, 3:47 AM

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.antidote

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.snake antidote

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 3:47 AM

#

benjamin!

Antidote

Sorry you didnt make the antidote in time.
The formula was ⚗ ☠ 💊 💉

drifting echo Aug 11, 2022, 9:17 AM

#

.snake antiode

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 9:17 AM

#

Command Help

**```
.snakes

**Can also use:** `snake`

*Commands from our first code jam.*

**Subcommands:**
**`about `**
*Show an embed with information about the event, its participants, and its winners.*
**`antidote `**
*Antidote! Can you create the antivenom before the patient dies?*
**`card [name]`**
*Create an interesting little card from a snake.*
**`draw `**
*Draws a random snek using Perlin noise.*
**`fact `**
*Gets a snake-related fact.*
**`get [name]`**
*Fetches information about a snake from Wikipedia.*
**`guess `**
*Snake identifying game.*
**`hatch `**
*Hatches your personal snake.*
**`movie `**
*Gets a random snake-related movie from TMDB.*

drifting echo Aug 11, 2022, 9:18 AM

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.snake antidote

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 9:18 AM

#

Excalizan

Antidote

Sorry you didnt make the antidote in time.
The formula was 💊 💉 ☠ ⌛

drifting echo Aug 11, 2022, 9:22 AM

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.snake antidote

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 9:22 AM

#

Excalizan

Antidote

Sorry you didnt make the antidote in time.
The formula was ☠ ⌛ 💉 💊

drifting echo Aug 11, 2022, 9:27 AM

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.snake antidote

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 9:27 AM

#

Excalizan

Antidote

You have created the snake antidote!

The solution was: ⌛ ⚗ 💉 💊
You had 2 tries remaining.

drifting echo Aug 11, 2022, 9:29 AM

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YAY

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I GOT IT RIGHT

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FINALLY

weak bison Aug 11, 2022, 12:49 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 12:49 PM

#

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl.

molten birch Aug 11, 2022, 1:16 PM

#

.ms

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 1:16 PM

#

Command Help

**```
.minesweeper

**Can also use:** `ms`

*Commands for Playing Minesweeper.*

**Subcommands:**
**`end `**
*End your current game.*
**`start [bomb_chance=0.2]`**
*Start a game of Minesweeper.*

molten birch Aug 11, 2022, 1:17 PM

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.ms

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.ms start

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 1:18 PM

#

@molten birch is playing Minesweeper.

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:no_entry: Game canceled. :no_entry:
Here's your board!
:stop_button: :regional_indicator_a: :regional_indicator_b: :regional_indicator_c: :regional_indicator_d: :regional_indicator_e: :regional_indicator_f: :regional_indicator_g: :regional_indicator_h: :regional_indicator_i: :regional_indicator_j:

:one: :stop_button: :stop_button: :stop_button: :stop_button: :one: :bomb: :one: :one: :bomb: :one:
:two: :stop_button: :one: :one: :two: :two: :two: :one: :one: :two: :two:
:three: :stop_button: :one: :bomb: :two: :bomb: :one: :stop_button: :stop_button: :one: :bomb:
:four: :stop_button: :one: :one: :two: :one: :one: :stop_button: :stop_button: :one: :one:
:five: :stop_button: :stop_button: :stop_button: :one: :one: :one: :stop_button: :stop_button: :stop_button: :stop_button:
:six: :stop_button: :one: :one: :three: :bomb: :four: :two: :one: :stop_button: :stop_button:
:seven: :stop_button: :two: :bomb: :four: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :three: :one: :stop_button:
:eight: :one: :four: :bomb: :four: :two: :four: :bomb: :bomb: :one: :stop_button:
:nine: :bomb: :five: :bomb: :three: :stop_button: :one: :two: :two: :one: :stop_button:
:keycap_ten: :two: :bomb: :bomb: :two: :stop_button: :stop_button: :stop_button: :stop_button: :stop_button: :stop_button:

molten birch Aug 11, 2022, 1:19 PM

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.ms end

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.cat

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.catfiy

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yes

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.catify

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 1:22 PM

#

Not gonna happen.

Your display name is too long to be catified! Please change it to be under 26 characters.

dry eagle Aug 11, 2022, 3:40 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 3:40 PM

#

Chuck Norris's OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

dry eagle Aug 11, 2022, 3:40 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 3:40 PM

#

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

dry eagle Aug 11, 2022, 3:41 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 3:41 PM

#

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

dry eagle Aug 11, 2022, 3:41 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 3:41 PM

#

Chuck Norris's database has only one table, 'Kick', which he drops frequently.

dry eagle Aug 11, 2022, 3:41 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 3:41 PM

#

Chuck Norris completed World of Warcraft.

turbid arch Aug 11, 2022, 3:52 PM

#

.ms

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 3:52 PM

#

Command Help

**```
.minesweeper

**Can also use:** `ms`

*Commands for Playing Minesweeper.*

**Subcommands:**
**`end `**
*End your current game.*
**`start [bomb_chance=0.2]`**
*Start a game of Minesweeper.*

turbid arch Aug 11, 2022, 3:52 PM

#

.ms 0.1

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 3:52 PM

#

Command Help

**```
.minesweeper

**Can also use:** `ms`

*Commands for Playing Minesweeper.*

**Subcommands:**
**`end `**
*End your current game.*
**`start [bomb_chance=0.2]`**
*Start a game of Minesweeper.*

turbid arch Aug 11, 2022, 3:52 PM

#

.ms start

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 3:52 PM

#

@turbid arch is playing Minesweeper.

#

Here's their board!
:stop_button: :regional_indicator_a: :regional_indicator_b: :regional_indicator_c: :regional_indicator_d: :regional_indicator_e: :regional_indicator_f: :regional_indicator_g: :regional_indicator_h: :regional_indicator_i: :regional_indicator_j:

:one: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:two: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:three: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:four: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:five: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:six: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:seven: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:eight: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:nine: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:
:keycap_ten: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question: :grey_question:

turbid arch Aug 11, 2022, 3:53 PM

#

.ms reveal a1

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 3:53 PM

#

Nah.

You are not authorized to use this command.

turbid arch Aug 11, 2022, 3:53 PM

#

okay

devout peak Aug 11, 2022, 5:02 PM

#

!catify

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.catify

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 5:02 PM

#

Your catified nickname is: montw | ᕂᘏᗢ

devout peak Aug 11, 2022, 5:03 PM

#

.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 5:03 PM

#

Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

devout peak Aug 11, 2022, 5:03 PM

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.fool

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 5:03 PM

#

Check out this April Fools' video by google.

https://youtu.be/re0VRK6ouwI

YouTube

Google

Introducing the Google Fiber Bar

For more information, please visit http://www.google.com/fiber

▶ Play video

devout peak Aug 11, 2022, 5:05 PM

#

.fool

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 5:05 PM

#

Check out this April Fools' video by google.

https://youtu.be/OYcv406J_J4

YouTube

Google

Introducing Bad Joke Detector

Once and for all, remove all the bad jokes from your phone with Files Go.
https://gc23t.app.goo.gl/badjoke

▶ Play video

devout peak Aug 11, 2022, 5:05 PM

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.fool

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 5:05 PM

#

Check out this April Fools' video by google.

https://youtu.be/HQtGFBbwKEk

YouTube

Google Photos

Google Photos: Search your photos by emoji

We're taking our groundbreaking visual search to the next level. Starting today, search inside your photos using emoji – still no tagging required.

Try it out now (seriously):

Android: https://goo.gl/55OnIr
iPhone & iPad: https://goo.gl/m5vj7r
Web: https://photos.google.com

▶ Play video

merry condor Aug 11, 2022, 7:34 PM

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 7:34 PM

#

Asked to explain Unicode during an interview, Geoff went into detail about his final year university project. He was not hired.

merry condor Aug 11, 2022, 7:35 PM

#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 7:35 PM

#

How come there is no obfuscated Perl contest? Because everyone would win.

merry condor Aug 11, 2022, 7:35 PM

#

im bored

#

.game

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 7:35 PM

#

Command Help

**```
.games [amount=5] <genre>

**Can also use:** `game`

*Get random game(s) by genre from IGDB. Use .games genres command to get all available genres.

Also support amount parameter, what max is 25 and min 1, default 5. Supported formats:
- .games <genre>
- .games <amount> <genre>*

**Subcommands:**
**`company [amount=5]`**
*Get random Game Companies companies from IGDB API.*
**`genres `**
*Get all available genres.*
**`search <search_term>`**
*Find games by name.*
**`top [amount=10]`**
*Get current Top games in IGDB.*

merry condor Aug 11, 2022, 7:36 PM

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company 5

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.company 5

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.games

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 7:36 PM

#

Command Help

**```
.games [amount=5] <genre>

**Can also use:** `game`

*Get random game(s) by genre from IGDB. Use .games genres command to get all available genres.

Also support amount parameter, what max is 25 and min 1, default 5. Supported formats:
- .games <genre>
- .games <amount> <genre>*

**Subcommands:**
**`company [amount=5]`**
*Get random Game Companies companies from IGDB API.*
**`genres `**
*Get all available genres.*
**`search <search_term>`**
*Find games by name.*
**`top [amount=10]`**
*Get current Top games in IGDB.*

merry condor Aug 11, 2022, 7:37 PM

#

.games 5

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 7:37 PM

#

Command Help

**```
.games [amount=5] <genre>

**Can also use:** `game`

*Get random game(s) by genre from IGDB. Use .games genres command to get all available genres.

Also support amount parameter, what max is 25 and min 1, default 5. Supported formats:
- .games <genre>
- .games <amount> <genre>*

**Subcommands:**
**`company [amount=5]`**
*Get random Game Companies companies from IGDB API.*
**`genres `**
*Get all available genres.*
**`search <search_term>`**
*Find games by name.*
**`top [amount=10]`**
*Get current Top games in IGDB.*

merry condor Aug 11, 2022, 7:37 PM

#

game

#

.game

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 7:37 PM

#

Command Help

**```
.games [amount=5] <genre>

**Can also use:** `game`

*Get random game(s) by genre from IGDB. Use .games genres command to get all available genres.

Also support amount parameter, what max is 25 and min 1, default 5. Supported formats:
- .games <genre>
- .games <amount> <genre>*

**Subcommands:**
**`company [amount=5]`**
*Get random Game Companies companies from IGDB API.*
**`genres `**
*Get all available genres.*
**`search <search_term>`**
*Find games by name.*
**`top [amount=10]`**
*Get current Top games in IGDB.*

merry condor Aug 11, 2022, 7:37 PM

#

.games [5]

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 7:37 PM

#

Invalid genre [5].

merry condor Aug 11, 2022, 7:38 PM

#

.games 5

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 7:38 PM

#

Command Help

**```
.games [amount=5] <genre>

**Can also use:** `game`

*Get random game(s) by genre from IGDB. Use .games genres command to get all available genres.

Also support amount parameter, what max is 25 and min 1, default 5. Supported formats:
- .games <genre>
- .games <amount> <genre>*

**Subcommands:**
**`company [amount=5]`**
*Get random Game Companies companies from IGDB API.*
**`genres `**
*Get all available genres.*
**`search <search_term>`**
*Find games by name.*
**`top [amount=10]`**
*Get current Top games in IGDB.*

merry condor Aug 11, 2022, 7:38 PM

#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 11, 2022, 7:38 PM

#

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

merry condor Aug 11, 2022, 7:38 PM

#

-help

light cypress Aug 12, 2022, 12:18 AM

#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 12, 2022, 12:18 AM

#

Schrodinger's attitude to web development: If I don't look at it in Internet Explorer then there's a chance it looks fine.

light cypress Aug 12, 2022, 12:18 AM

#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 12, 2022, 12:18 AM

#

Chuck Norris performs infinite loops in under 4 seconds.

light cypress Aug 12, 2022, 12:18 AM

#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 12, 2022, 12:18 AM

#

!false, (It's funny because it's true)

light cypress Aug 12, 2022, 12:18 AM

#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 12, 2022, 12:18 AM

#

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

wicked parrotBOT Aug 12, 2022, 4:05 AM

#

Chuck Norris completed World of Warcraft.

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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time: break salesman into N pieces; kick each piece to a different city.

#

There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who were expecting this joke to be in trinary.

#

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

rough gladeBOT Aug 12, 2022, 4:06 AM

#

:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied mute to @polar latch until <t:1660277766:f> (9 minutes and 59 seconds) (reason: duplicates rule: sent 4 duplicated messages in 10s).

past remnant Aug 12, 2022, 4:06 AM

#

!unmute 981666873022230609

rough gladeBOT Aug 12, 2022, 4:06 AM

#

:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: pardoned infraction mute for @polar latch.

polar latch Aug 12, 2022, 4:06 AM

#

thanks

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❤️

past remnant Aug 12, 2022, 4:06 AM

#

no problem

#

take at least 1s in between

polar latch Aug 12, 2022, 4:07 AM

#

ok

#

I don't speak much English, because I live in Brazil, my English is intermediate kkkk but I can turn around kkk :p

#

Thank you for your help 😄

stray light Aug 12, 2022, 6:51 AM

#

.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 12, 2022, 6:51 AM

#

Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

stray light Aug 12, 2022, 6:53 AM

#

.8bitify

wicked parrotBOT Aug 12, 2022, 6:53 AM

#

Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

devout peak Aug 12, 2022, 8:01 AM

#

.catify

wicked parrotBOT Aug 12, 2022, 8:01 AM

#

Your catified nickname is: montw | ᕂᘏᗢ | 🐈

turbid valve Aug 12, 2022, 8:42 AM

#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 12, 2022, 8:42 AM

#

Writing PHP is like peeing in the swimming pool, everyone did it, but we don't need to bring it up in public.

exotic whale Aug 12, 2022, 11:12 AM

#

.black

#

.help

wicked parrotBOT Aug 12, 2022, 11:12 AM

#

Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

cyan maple Aug 12, 2022, 1:17 PM

#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT Aug 12, 2022, 1:17 PM

#

Chuck Norris once implemented an HTTP server in a single printf call. It is now the heart of Apache webserver.

light cypress Aug 12, 2022, 1:31 PM

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.8bitify