#sir-lancebot-playground

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little basin
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.spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT
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Is this you or am I just really paranoid?
mint stone
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.color hex 013E62

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Astronaut Blue

Color information for Hex 013E62.

RGB

(1, 62, 98)

HSV

(202, 99, 38)

HSL

(202, 98, 19)

CMYK

(99, 37, 0, 62)

Hex

#013E62

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Astronaut Blue

mint stone
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.8bitify

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

mint stone
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.spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT
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Is this you or am I just really paranoid?
mint stone
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.spookyavatar

wicked parrotBOT
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Is this you or am I just really paranoid?
mint stone
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bruh

main scarab
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.anagram

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Find anagrams from these letters: 'EILMS'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

main scarab
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.spookify

wicked parrotBOT
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Is this you or am I just really paranoid?
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Nobody got it right.

The words were: `limes`, `melis`, `miles`, `slime`, `smile`!
main scarab
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.uwu ubuntu

wicked parrotBOT
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ubuntu

main scarab
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.quiz

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Quiz game Starting!!

Each game consists of 7 questions.
Rules :
1: No cheating and have fun!
2: Points for each question reduces by 25 after 10s or after a hint. Total time is 30s per question
Category : science

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Question #1

A ____________ reaction is the one wherein an atom or a set of atoms is/are replaced by another atom or a set of atoms

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main scarab
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substituion

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The correct answers are **`displacement, exchange`**

Let's move to the next question.
Remaining questions: 6

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No one has made it onto the leaderboard yet.

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Question #2

What is the process used to separate substances with different polarity in a mixture, using a stationary and mobile phase?

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main scarab
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centrifuge

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The correct answer is **`chromatography`**

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Question #3

What is the intermolecular force caused by temporary and induced dipoles?

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main scarab
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dipolo dipolo

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The correct answers are **`LDF, London dispersion, London dispersion force`**

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Question #4

In particle physics, the hypothetical isolated elementary particle with only one magnetic pole is termed as...

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The correct answer is **`magnetic monopole`**

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Question #5

Who discovered the theories of relativity?

main scarab
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Albert Einstein

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@main scarab got the correct answer :tada: 100 points!

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You got it! The correct answers are **`Albert Einstein, Einstein`**

Let's move to the next question.
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Score Board

Ghostie#5300: 100

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Question #6

Which cell organelle is nicknamed "the powerhouse of the cell"?

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main scarab
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mitochondria

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@main scarab got the correct answer :tada: 75 points!

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You got it! The correct answer is **`mitochondria`**

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Ghostie#5300: 175

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Question #7

What is the process by which green plants and certain other organisms transform light energy into chemical energy?

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main scarab
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photosynthesis

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@main scarab got the correct answer :tada: 50 points!

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You got it! The correct answer is **`photosynthesis`**

Remaining questions: 0

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Ghostie#5300: 225

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The round has ended.

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@main scarab Congratulations on winning this quiz game with a grand total of 225 points :tada:

main scarab
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.quiz 20

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The available question categories are:

- General
Test your general knowledge.
- Retro
Questions related to retro gaming.
- Math
General questions about mathematics ranging from grade 8 to grade 12.
- Science
Put your understanding of science to the test!
- Cs
A large variety of computer science questions.
- Python
Trivia on our amazing language, python!
- Wikipedia
Guess the title of random wikipedia passages.

main scarab
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.quiz python

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Quiz game Starting!!

Each game consists of 7 questions.
Rules :
1: No cheating and have fun!
2: Points for each question reduces by 25 after 10s or after a hint. Total time is 30s per question
Category : python

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Question #1

How does one call a class who defines the behavior of their instance classes?

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main scarab
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superclass

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No one answered correctly!

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The correct answers are **`a metaclass, metaclass`**

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Question #2

Which protocol is used to pass self to methods when accessed on classes?

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The correct answer is **`Descriptor`**

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Question #3

Which one of these protocols/abstract base classes does the builtin range object NOT implement?
(Sequence, Iterable, Generator)

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main scarab
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Generator

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@main scarab got the correct answer :tada: 50 points!

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You got it! The correct answer is **`Generator`**

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Ghostie#5300: 50

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Question #4

What name does a lambda function have?

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The correct answer is **`<lambda>`**

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Ghostie#5300: 50

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Question #5

What file extension is used by the site module to determine what to do at every start?

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The correct answer is **`.pth`**

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Ghostie#5300: 50

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Question #6

What type does the & operator return when given 2 dict_keys objects?

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The correct answer is **`set`**

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Ghostie#5300: 50

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Question #7

What exception, other than StopIteration, can you raise from a __getitem__ dunder to indicate to an iterator that it should stop?

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The correct answer is **`IndexError`**

Remaining questions: 0

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Ghostie#5300: 50

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The round has ended.

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@main scarab Congratulations on winning this quiz game with a grand total of 50 points :tada:

main scarab
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.color

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Gulf Blue

Color information for Color Gulf Blue.

RGB

(5, 22, 87)

HSV

(228, 94, 34)

HSL

(228, 89, 18)

CMYK

(94, 75, 0, 66)

Hex

#051657

Name

Gulf Blue

main scarab
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.help epoch

wicked parrotBOT
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Command Help

**```
.epoch [date_time]

*Convert an entered date/time string to the equivalent epoch.

**Relative time**
    Must begin with `in...` or end with `...ago`.
    Accepted units: "seconds", "minutes", "hours", "days", "weeks", "months", "years".
    eg `.epoch in a month 4 days and 2 hours`

**Absolute time**
    eg `.epoch 2022/6/15 16:43 -04:00`
    Absolute times must be entered in descending orders of magnitude.
    If AM or PM is left unspecified, the 24-hour clock is assumed.
    Timezones are optional, and will default to UTC. The following timezone formats are accepted:
        Z (UTC)
        ±HH:MM
        ±HHMM
        ±HH

Times in the dropdown are shown in UTC*
main scarab
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.epoch 31/12/1969 23:59

wicked parrotBOT
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Date and time parsed as: Wed, 31 Dec 1969 23:59:00 +0000

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-60

main scarab
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.epoch 01/01/2039 00:00

wicked parrotBOT
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Date and time parsed as: Sat, 01 Jan 2039 00:00:00 +0000

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2177452800

wicked parrotBOT
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@evewyone

formal gull
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@jolly quiver Please don't try to ping everyone by exploiting our bots.

jolly quiver
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imagine tho

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can the bots ping everyone? (YOU SHOULD REALLY PREVENT THAT)

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.catify

wicked parrotBOT
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Your catified nickname is: Lmaxplay | ᘣᘏᗢ

jolly quiver
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.catify

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.catifu

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.catify

wicked parrotBOT
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Your catified nickname is: Lmaxplay | ᘣᘏᗢ | ᘣᘏᗢ

jolly quiver
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.catify

wicked parrotBOT
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Your catified nickname is: Lmaxplay | ᘣᘏᗢ | ᘣᘏᗢ | ᓂᘏᗢ

jolly quiver
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.catify

formal gull
jolly quiver
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.catify

wicked parrotBOT
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Your catified nickname is: Lmaxplay | ᘣᘏᗢ | ᘣᘏᗢ | ᓂᘏᗢ | ᘡᘏᗢ

jolly quiver
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.catify

wicked parrotBOT
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Certainly not.

Your display name is too long to be catified! Please change it to be under 26 characters.

jolly quiver
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.catify

wicked parrotBOT
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Your catified nickname is: Lmaxplay | ᘣᘏᗢ | ᓂᘏᗢ | ᘡᘏᗢ | ᓚᘏᗢ

main scarab
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.earth

wicked parrotBOT
abstract willow
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.wa short how many holes does a straw have

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jolly quiver
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.help

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Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

jolly quiver
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.anagram hello world

wicked parrotBOT
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Find anagrams from these letters: 'ADEILRY'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

jolly quiver
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hello world

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adeilry

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?

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did

jolly quiver
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Its readily...

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT
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An anagram is already being solved in this channel!

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Well done @jolly quiver for getting it right!

The words were: `arylide`, `readily`!
jolly quiver
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wow

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uppercase broker it

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oh nvm

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.help

wicked parrotBOT
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Command Help

AvatarModify
.mosaic [squares=16]
Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!
.prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]
This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.
.reverse <text>
Reverses the sent text.
.spookyavatar
Spookify a user's avatar.

Battleship
.battleship
Play a game of Battleship with someone else!

BeMyValentine
.bemyvalentine <user> [valentine_type]
Send a valentine to a specified user with the lovefest role.

Bookmark
.bookmark <target_message> [title=Bookmark]
Send the author a link to target_message via DMs.

jolly quiver
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.bemyvalentine

wicked parrotBOT
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Noooooo!!

Your input was invalid: user is a required argument that is missing.

Usage:```
.bemyvalentine <user> [valentine_type]

jolly quiver
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.bemyvalentine @jolly quiver

wicked parrotBOT
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You blew it.

Your input was invalid: You cannot send a valentine to Lmaxplay#9740 as they do not have the lovefest role!

Usage:```
.bemyvalentine <user> [valentine_type]

jolly quiver
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.bemyvalentine @jolly quiver 1039

wicked parrotBOT
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Please don't do that.

Your input was invalid: You cannot send a valentine to Lmaxplay#9740 as they do not have the lovefest role!

Usage:```
.bemyvalentine <user> [valentine_type]

jolly quiver
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.help .emyvalentine

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.help bemyvalentine

wicked parrotBOT
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Command Help

**```
.bemyvalentine <user> [valentine_type]

*Send a valentine to a specified user with the lovefest role.

syntax: .bemyvalentine [user] [p/poem/c/compliment/or you can type your own valentine message]
(optional)

example: .bemyvalentine Iceman#6508 p (sends a poem to Iceman)
example: .bemyvalentine Iceman Hey I love you, wanna hang around ? (sends the custom message to Iceman)
NOTE : AVOID TAGGING THE USER MOST OF THE TIMES.JUST TRIM THE '@' when using this command.*

**Subcommands:**
**`secret <user> [valentine_type]`**
*Send an anonymous Valentine via DM to to a specified user with the lovefest role.*
jolly quiver
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.bemyvalentine @jolly quiver p

wicked parrotBOT
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That was a mistake.

Your input was invalid: You cannot send a valentine to Lmaxplay#9740 as they do not have the lovefest role!

Usage:```
.bemyvalentine <user> [valentine_type]

jolly quiver
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😭

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.help

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Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

jolly quiver
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.mosaic 32

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 36 squares.

jolly quiver
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.mosaic 64

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 64 squares.

jolly quiver
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.mosaic 256

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 256 squares.

jolly quiver
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.mosaic 256*4

wicked parrotBOT
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You have to stop.

Your input was invalid: Converting to "int" failed for parameter "squares".

Usage:```
.avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]

jolly quiver
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.mosaic 4096

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 4096 squares.

jolly quiver
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.mosaic 65536

wicked parrotBOT
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Noooooo!!

Your input was invalid: Squares must be a positive number less than or equal to 10,000.

Usage:```
.avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]

jolly quiver
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.mosaic 10000

wicked parrotBOT
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Testing the limits I see...

What a masterpiece. :star:

jolly quiver
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.mosaic 8192

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 8281 squares.

jolly quiver
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.mosaic 4096

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 4096 squares.

jolly quiver
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.mosaic 2

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 4 squares.

jolly quiver
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.mosaic 3

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 4 squares.

jolly quiver
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.mosaic 4

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 4 squares.

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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 4 squares.

neat wolf
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.mosiac 4

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.mosaic

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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 16 squares.

neat wolf
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.mosaic 4

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 4 squares.

neat wolf
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she looks pretty still

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.mosiac 1

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.mosaic 1

jolly quiver
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.mosaic 1

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Hooh... that was a lot of work

I present to you... Yourself!

neat wolf
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i just can't spell mosaic

jolly quiver
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.mosaic 2

neat wolf
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god she's pretty

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 4 squares.

jolly quiver
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.mosaic 4

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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 4 squares.

jolly quiver
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my left half is intact

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but my right half has been slaughtered

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.mosaic 4

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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 4 squares.

jolly quiver
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.mosaic 4

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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 4 squares.

jolly quiver
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.mosaic 16

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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 16 squares.

jolly quiver
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.mosaic 16

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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 16 squares.

deft robin
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.mosaic 128

jolly quiver
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.mosaic 16

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 16 squares.

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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 144 squares.

deft robin
jolly quiver
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.mosaic 4096

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 4096 squares.

jolly quiver
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.mosaic 256

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 256 squares.

jolly quiver
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.mosaic 4096 @deft robin

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 4096 squares.

jolly quiver
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it doesn't work for others 😭

deft robin
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.mosaic 32768

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You're bad at computers.

Your input was invalid: Squares must be a positive number less than or equal to 10,000.

Usage:```
.avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]

jolly quiver
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it looks better than any other combo

deft robin
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.mosaic 10000

jolly quiver
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as its a ^2

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Testing the limits I see...

What a masterpiece. :star:

deft robin
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.mosaic 4096

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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 4096 squares.

deft robin
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.avatar_modify

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Command Help

**```
.avatar_modify

**Can also use:** `avatar_mod`, `avatarmod`, `pfp_mod`, `pfpmod`

*Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.*

**Subcommands:**
**`8bitify `**
*Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.*
**`avatareasterify [colours...]`**
*This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.*
**`mosaic [squares=16]`**
*Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!*
**`prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]`**
*This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.*
**`reverse <text>`**
*Reverses the sent text.*
**`spookyavatar `**
*Spookify a user's avatar.*
deft robin
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.8bitify

wicked parrotBOT
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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

jolly quiver
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.help

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Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

jolly quiver
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.avatar_modify

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Command Help

**```
.avatar_modify

**Can also use:** `avatar_mod`, `avatarmod`, `pfp_mod`, `pfpmod`

*Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.*

**Subcommands:**
**`8bitify `**
*Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.*
**`avatareasterify [colours...]`**
*This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.*
**`mosaic [squares=16]`**
*Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!*
**`prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]`**
*This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.*
**`reverse <text>`**
*Reverses the sent text.*
**`spookyavatar `**
*Spookify a user's avatar.*
jolly quiver
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.prideavatar

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.fool

wicked parrotBOT
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Your Lovely Pride Avatar!

Here is your lovely avatar, surrounded by
a beautiful lgbt flag. Enjoy :D

deft robin
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.fool

wicked parrotBOT
deft robin
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.fool

wicked parrotBOT
deft robin
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.fool

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Check out this April Fools' video by google.

https://youtu.be/UmJ2NBHXTqo

Introducing Google Play for Pets, a new category of games, apps and training tools to keep your pet stimulated.

Wouldn’t it be great to keep your pets occupied when you’re not around? With Google Play for Pets, your furry friends can keep busy with thousands of games and apps throughout the day.

Updates include:
-New collections of games, app...

▶ Play video
deft robin
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.fool

wicked parrotBOT
deft robin
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.anagram asdf

wicked parrotBOT
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Find anagrams from these letters: 'ADRY'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

deft robin
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dry

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dray

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yard

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hello

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.anagram yard

wicked parrotBOT
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An anagram is already being solved in this channel!

deft robin
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yard

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bro what

wicked parrotBOT
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Well done @deft robin for getting it right!

The words were: `adry`, `dray`, `yard`!
deft robin
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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT
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Find anagrams from these letters: 'ENOV'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

deft robin
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vone

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nove

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nevo

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noev

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voen

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veon

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neov

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vone

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veno

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Well done @deft robin for getting it right!

The words were: `nevo`, `oven`!
jolly quiver
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.fool

wicked parrotBOT
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Check out this April Fools' video by google.

https://youtu.be/G3NXNnoGr3Y

The Chrome team is excited to announce Google Translate support for Emoji built directly into Chrome for Android and iOS. You can now read all your favorite web content using efficient and emotive illustrations on your phone and tablet.

To view webpages in Emoji on your Android, iPhone, and iPad today, download the latest version of Chrome for ...

▶ Play video
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.foool

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.fool

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Check out this April Fools' video by google.

https://youtu.be/UmJ2NBHXTqo

Introducing Google Play for Pets, a new category of games, apps and training tools to keep your pet stimulated.

Wouldn’t it be great to keep your pets occupied when you’re not around? With Google Play for Pets, your furry friends can keep busy with thousands of games and apps throughout the day.

Updates include:
-New collections of games, app...

▶ Play video
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Google has lot's of fun april fools vids

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.fool

wicked parrotBOT
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Check out this April Fools' video by google.

https://youtu.be/XTTtkisylQw

The loading bar is a signal to many of us to take care of those little things- like making a cup of coffee, taking that bathroom break or just petting the dog. We have been told that Fiber’s seemingly instant connections have taken away that valuable time. So today we are introducing Dial-Up Mode to slow your Fiber speeds down. Relax to your 56...

▶ Play video
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.status_code 500

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.status 500

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**Status: 500**
merry jackal
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.ddg

wicked parrotBOT
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Duck Duck Duck Goose!
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Flights Found

Flights everyone missed:
(4, 7, 9)
(3, 6, 10)
(0, 4, 5)

merry jackal
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0 1 2

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.help ddg

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Command Help

**```
.duckduckduckgoose

**Can also use:** `dddg`, `ddg`, `duckduckgoose`, `duckgoose`

*Start a new Duck Duck Duck Goose game.*

**Subcommands:**
**`help `**
*Explain the rules of the game.*
merry jackal
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.ddg help

wicked parrotBOT
#
Compete against other players to find valid flights!

Each card has 4 features
Color, Number, Hat, and Accessory

A valid flight
3 cards where each feature is either all the same or all different

Call "GOOSE"
if you think there are no more flights

+1 for each valid flight
+2 for a correct "GOOSE" call
-1 for any wrong answer

The first flight below is invalid: the first card has swords while the other two have no accessory. It would be valid if the first card was empty-handed, or one of the other two had paintbrushes.

The second flight is valid because there are no 2:1 splits; each feature is either all the same or all different.

merry jackal
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.ddg

wicked parrotBOT
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There's already a game running!

#
Time's up!

Final scores:

Ice Wolfy (@ When Responding): -1

merry jackal
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.ddg

wicked parrotBOT
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Duck Duck Duck Goose!
#
Flights Found

(3, 4, 10) - Ice Wolfy (@ When Responding)
(6, 9, 11) - Ice Wolfy (@ When Responding)
(1, 2, 9) - Ice Wolfy (@ When Responding)

Flights everyone missed:
(4, 8, 11)
(0, 6, 7)
(2, 5, 10)
(7, 8, 9)
(0, 4, 9)

merry jackal
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3 4 10

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6 9 11

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1 9 2

wicked parrotBOT
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Time's up!

Final scores:

Ice Wolfy (@ When Responding): 3

dense field
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.rp oop

wicked parrotBOT
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Here are the top 5 results:

Object-Oriented Programming (OOP) in Python 3
Object-Oriented Programming in Python vs Java
Inheritance and Composition: A Python OOP Guide
Operator and Function Overloading in Custom Python Classes
queen oracle
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.uwu

wicked parrotBOT
#
I can't believe you've done this

Your input was invalid: Your message must have content or you must reply to a message.

Usage:```
.uwu [text]

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.uwu test

wicked parrotBOT
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test

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.movie

wicked parrotBOT
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Command Help

**```
.movies [genre] [amount=5]

**Can also use:** `movie`

*Get random movies by specifying genre. Also support amount parameter, that define how much movies will be shown.

Default 5. Use .movies genres to get all available genres.*

**Subcommands:**
**`genres `**
*Show all currently available genres for .movies command.*
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.movies Action 3

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.src movie

wicked parrotBOT
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Command: movies

Get random movies by specifying genre. Also support amount parameter, that define how much movies will be shown.

Source Code
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.latex

wicked parrotBOT
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Please don't do that.

Your input was invalid: query is a required argument that is missing.

Usage:```
.latex <query>

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.help

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Command Help

HalloweenFacts
.spookyfact
Get the most recent Halloween fact

Halloweenify
.halloweenify
Change your nickname into a much spookier one!

Hangman
.hangman [min_length=0] [max_length=25] [min_unique_letters=0] [max_unique_letters=25]
Play hangman against the bot, where you have to guess the word it has provided!

Help
.help [commands...]
Shows Command Help.

Latex
.latex <query>
Renders the text in latex and sends the image.

wicked parrotBOT
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:/

urban linden
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.fool

wicked parrotBOT
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Check out this April Fools' video by google.

https://youtu.be/H542nLTTbu0

Thanks for all your great entries.
YouTube finally has enough videos to begin selecting a winner.
What do you think is the #bestvideo on YouTube?

We've been thrilled with all of the diverse, creative entries we've seen so far, and we can't wait to begin the process of selecting the best video. We'll be announcing the winner in 10 years.

Subs...

▶ Play video
urban linden
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.fool

wicked parrotBOT
main scarab
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.reverse kcuf

wicked parrotBOT
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fuck

main scarab
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.help reverse

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Command Help

**```
.avatar_modify reverse <text>

**Can also use:** `reverse`

*Reverses the sent text.

If no text is provided, the user's profile picture will be reversed.*
main scarab
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.reverse beep boop

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poob peeb

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Help

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.help

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Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

nimble kiln
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.8bitify

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

nimble kiln
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.avatar_modify

wicked parrotBOT
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Command Help

**```
.avatar_modify

**Can also use:** `avatar_mod`, `avatarmod`, `pfp_mod`, `pfpmod`

*Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.*

**Subcommands:**
**`8bitify `**
*Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.*
**`avatareasterify [colours...]`**
*This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.*
**`mosaic [squares=16]`**
*Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!*
**`prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]`**
*This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.*
**`reverse <text>`**
*Reverses the sent text.*
**`spookyavatar `**
*Spookify a user's avatar.*
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.prideavatar

wicked parrotBOT
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Your Lovely Pride Avatar!

Here is your lovely avatar, surrounded by
a beautiful lgbt flag. Enjoy :D

main scarab
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.reverse it wasn't my choice

wicked parrotBOT
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eciohc ym t'nsaw ti

main scarab
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.reverse you underestimate my power

wicked parrotBOT
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rewop ym etamitserednu uoy

olive hearth
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.8bitify

wicked parrotBOT
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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

olive hearth
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.8bitify

wicked parrotBOT
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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

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.help

wicked parrotBOT
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Command Help

AvatarModify
.mosaic [squares=16]
Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!
.prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]
This surrounds an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.
.reverse <text>
Reverses the sent text.
.spookyavatar
Spookify a user's avatar.

Battleship
.battleship
Play a game of Battleship with someone else!

BeMyValentine
.bemyvalentine <user> [valentine_type]
Send a valentine to a specified user with the lovefest role.

Bookmark
.bookmark <target_message> [title=Bookmark]
Send the author a link to target_message via DMs.

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.mosaic 16

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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 16 squares.

vagrant crypt
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.mosaic 200

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 225 squares.

vagrant crypt
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@mosaic 5000

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.mosaic 5000

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 5041 squares.

abstract willow
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.mosaic 4

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 4 squares.

abstract willow
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.mosaic 2

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 4 squares.

abstract willow
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that isn't jumbled

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.mosaic 2

wicked parrotBOT
#
Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 4 squares.

abstract willow
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.mosaic 5000

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 5041 squares.

abstract willow
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.mosaic 630

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 676 squares.

abstract willow
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.mosaic 620

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 625 squares.

abstract willow
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.mosaic 625

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 625 squares.

abstract willow
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.mosaic 626

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 676 squares.

abstract willow
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.mosaic 20000

wicked parrotBOT
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You blew it.

Your input was invalid: Squares must be a positive number less than or equal to 10,000.

Usage:```
.avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]

abstract willow
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.mosaic 10000

wicked parrotBOT
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Testing the limits I see...

What a masterpiece. :star:

abstract willow
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.mosaic 0

wicked parrotBOT
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Noooooo!!

Your input was invalid: Squares must be a positive number less than or equal to 10,000.

Usage:```
.avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]

abstract willow
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.mosaic 10000

wicked parrotBOT
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Testing the limits I see...

What a masterpiece. :star:

abstract willow
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.mosaic 10000

wicked parrotBOT
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Testing the limits I see...

What a masterpiece. :star:

main scarab
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.mosaic 1

wicked parrotBOT
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Hooh... that was a lot of work

I present to you... Yourself!

main scarab
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.mosaic 2

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 4 squares.

main scarab
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.mosaic 3

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 4 squares.

main scarab
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.mosaic 4

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 4 squares.

main scarab
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.mosaic 6

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 9 squares.

main scarab
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.mosaic 10

wicked parrotBOT
#
Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 16 squares.

main scarab
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.mosaic 100

wicked parrotBOT
#
Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 100 squares.

main scarab
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.mosaic 150

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 169 squares.

main scarab
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.mosaic 10000

wicked parrotBOT
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Testing the limits I see...

What a masterpiece. :star:

noble flame
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.mosaic 100

wicked parrotBOT
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Your mosaic avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks a bit puzzling
Made with 100 squares.

noble flame
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.mosaic 10000

wicked parrotBOT
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Testing the limits I see...

What a masterpiece. :star:

noble flame
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.avatar

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.savatar

wicked parrotBOT
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Is this you or am I just really paranoid?
noble flame
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.reverseavatar

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.reverse

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Your reversed avatar.

Here is your reversed avatar. I think it is a spitting image of you.

noble flame
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.reverse .8-bit

wicked parrotBOT
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tib-8.

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.8bit

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.8bitify

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

leaden lantern
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.gh user PH-KDX

wicked parrotBOT
late oracle
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.8bitify

wicked parrotBOT
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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

late oracle
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.help

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Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

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.fool

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time is n-nyot a-a pwobwem to me... emojis awe a way to e-expwess youwsewf

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.help

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Command Help

EggDecorating
.eggdecorate [colours...]
Picks a random egg design and decorates it using the given colours.

EggheadQuiz
.eggquiz
Gives a random quiz question, waits 30 seconds and then outputs the answer.

Emojis
.emoji <emoji>
A group of commands related to emojis.

Epoch
.epoch [date_time]
Convert an entered date/time string to the equivalent epoch.

Fun
.caesarcipher
Translates a message using the Caesar Cipher.

native walrus
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.emoji 👀

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Command Help

**```
.emoji <emoji>

*A group of commands related to emojis.*

**Subcommands:**
**`count [category_query]`**
*Returns embed with emoji category and info given by the user.*
**`info <emoji>`**
*Returns relevant information about a Discord Emoji.*
native walrus
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.emoji count

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Emoji Count

python There is 1 emoji in the python category.

joe_3d There are 7 emojis in the joe category.

pydis_pride_8bit There are 10 emojis in the pydis category.

lemonpeek There is 1 emoji in the lemonpeek category.

hyperlemon There is 1 emoji in the hyperlemon category.

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.help

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Command Help

TriviaQuiz
.quiz <category> <questions>
Start a quiz!

Twemoji
.twemoji [raw_emoji...]
Sends a preview of a given Twemoji, specified by codepoint or emoji.

Uwu
.uwu [text]
Echo an uwuified version the passed text.

ValentineFacts
.valentine_fact
Shows a random fact about Valentine's Day.
.who_is_valentine
Displays info about Saint Valentine.

native walrus
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.emoji pithink

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native walrus
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.emoji yert

wicked parrotBOT
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Name: yert
Created: 1 year, 3 months, 12 days and 3 hours ago
Date: 15/04/2021
ID: 832277526809149461

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.help

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Command Help

XKCD
.xkcd <comic>
Getting an xkcd comic's information along with the image.

normal umbra
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.emoji ducky_party

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patent vector
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.close

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.src bm

wicked parrotBOT
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Command: bookmark

Send the author a link to target_message via DMs.

Source Code
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.help joke

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Command Help

**```
.joke [category=all]

*Retrieves a joke of the specified `category` from the pyjokes api.*
native walrus
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.status 502

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**Status: 502**
native walrus
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.help

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Command Help

Fun
.joke [category=all]
Retrieves a joke of the specified category from the pyjokes api.
.randomcase <text>
Randomly converts the casing of a given text.
.roll [num_rolls=1]
Outputs a number of random dice emotes (up to 6).

Games
.games [amount=5] <genre>
Get random game(s) by genre from IGDB. Use .games genres command to get all available genres.

GithubInfo
.github
Commands for finding information related to GitHub.

HTTPStatusCodes
.http_status <code>
Choose a cat or dog randomly for the given status code.

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.http_status 502

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**Status: 502**
native walrus
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.http_status 503

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**Status: 503**
native walrus
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.http_status 504

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**Status: 504**
shell mesa
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.8bitify

wicked parrotBOT
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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

shell mesa
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.8bitify

wicked parrotBOT
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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

edgy osprey
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.reverse

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Your reversed avatar.

Here is your reversed avatar. I think it is a spitting image of you.

edgy osprey
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.8bit

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es

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yes

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.8bitify

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

edgy osprey
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.http_status 921

wicked parrotBOT
#
Input status code does not exist

The range of valid status codes is 100 to 599

edgy osprey
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.http_status 420

wicked parrotBOT
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**Status: 420**
edgy osprey
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.joke all

wicked parrotBOT
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An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, 'Can I join you?'

edgy osprey
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lol

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Why don't jokes work in octal? Because 7 10 11.

edgy osprey
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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How do you generate a random string? Put a first year Computer Science student in Vim and ask them to save and exit.

edgy osprey
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

edgy osprey
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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The only design pattern Chuck Norris knows is the God Object Pattern.

edgy osprey
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris once shifted a bit so hard, it ended up on a different computer.

edgy osprey
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.joke python

wicked parrotBOT
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Are you trying to kill me?

Your input was invalid: Could not convert "category" into the literal 'neutral', 'chuck', or 'all'.

Usage:```
.joke ["neutral"|"chuck"|"all"=all]

edgy osprey
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.joke neutral

wicked parrotBOT
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Child: Dad, why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west? Dad: Son, it's working, don't touch it.

edgy osprey
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.joke neutral

wicked parrotBOT
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Unix is user friendly. It's just very particular about who its friends are.

edgy osprey
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.vscode

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help

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.help

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Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

edgy osprey
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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT
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Find anagrams from these letters: 'AET'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

edgy osprey
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Ta

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tea

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teea

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TEA

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ATE

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EAT

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tea ate eat

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT
#

An anagram is already being solved in this channel!

edgy osprey
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ETA

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TAE

wicked parrotBOT
#

Well done @edgy osprey for getting it right!

The words were: `aet`, `ate`, `eat`, `eta`, `tae`, `tea`!
edgy osprey
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WHAT THE HECK

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.anagram

wicked parrotBOT
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Find anagrams from these letters: 'EEQRSSTU'

You have 60 seconds to find correct words.

edgy osprey
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.anagram cancel

wicked parrotBOT
#

An anagram is already being solved in this channel!

edgy osprey
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.fool

wicked parrotBOT
#

Check out this April Fools' video by google.

https://youtu.be/QAwL0O5nXe0

Holland is one of the greatest countries to live in, but the biggest downside is that it rains 145 days a year. That’s why the Google Cloud Platform team in the Netherlands is launching Google Wind this Spring.

We leveraged existing Dutch infrastructure to realize this moonshot in record time. We upgraded some historical windmills in Holland w...

▶ Play video
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Nobody got it right.

The words were: `questers`, `requests`!
normal umbra
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.8bitify

wicked parrotBOT
#
Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

normal umbra
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I like it

weary sand
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.help

wicked parrotBOT
#
Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

weary sand
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.hoke

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.joke

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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

weary sand
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wut

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.joke

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Chuck Norris can install a 64-bit operating system on 32-bit machines.

weary sand
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okay so?

#

.joke

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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

weary sand
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.joke

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The only design pattern Chuck Norris knows is the God Object Pattern.

weary sand
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.joke

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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

weary sand
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.joke

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There are 2 types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets...

weary sand
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

weary sand
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

weary sand
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Software developers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own.

weary sand
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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The Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

weary sand
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who tf is this chuck norris guy

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

pastel yoke
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.so how to print

wicked parrotBOT
#

Here are the top 5 results:

Android Studio read screen and convert to bitmap
How do I get the value and type of a Literal in a procedural macro?
java.lang.IllegalMonitorStateException is thrown after Thread recovers from "interrupted"
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HOW TO PRINT A TO Z ALPHABETS IN QUERY WITHOUT USING TABLE
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.help

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#
Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

edgy coral
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.8bitify

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

edgy coral
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.uwu test

wicked parrotBOT
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test

edgy coral
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.commands

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.command_list

main scarab
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.help

wicked parrotBOT
#
Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

main scarab
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.fool

wicked parrotBOT
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Check out this April Fools' video by google.

https://youtu.be/4YMD6xELI_k

Dozens of wild Pokémon have taken up residence on streets, amidst forests and atop mountains throughout Google Maps.

To catch 'em all, grab your Poké Ball and the newest version of Google Maps for iPhone or Android. Then tap the search bar, "press start," and begin your quest.

And, follow Google Maps on Google+, Facebook or Twitter for hints ...

▶ Play video
modest nebula
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.8bitify

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Your 8-bit avatar

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jagged abyss
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.uwu im so sorry linda, but i wont be able to attend your funeral.

wicked parrotBOT
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im so sowwy winda, but i wont be abwe to a-attend youw funyewaw.

jagged abyss
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beautiful.

main scarab
#

.8bitify

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#
Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

peak fox
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.8bitify

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

crystal plover
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.8bitify

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

crystal plover
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.help

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Command Help

CheatSheet
.cheat [search_terms...]
Search cheat.sh.

CoinFlip
.coinflip [side]
Flips a coin.

Colour
.colour [colour_input]
Create an embed that displays colour information.

ConnectFour
.connect_four [board_size=7] [emoji1=🔵] [emoji2=🔴]
Play the classic game of Connect Four with someone!

ConvoStarters
.topic
Responds with a random topic to start a conversation.

crystal plover
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.bunnifyme

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Velvetpaw.5)

crystal plover
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.cheat

wicked parrotBOT
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Result Of cht.sh

#  Python: significance of -u option?
#  
#  From python --help:
#  
#  >     -u     : unbuffered binary stdout and stderr; also
#  PYTHONUNBUFFERED=x
          see man page for details on internal buffering relating to '-u'

#  The manpage states:
#  
#  >     -u     Force  stdin,  stdout and stderr to be totally
#  unbuffered.  On systems where it matters, also put stdin,
        stdout and stderr in binary mode.  Note that there is internal buffering  in  xreadlines(),  readlines()
        and  file-object  iterators  ("for  line in sys.stdin") which is not influenced by this option.  To work
        around this, you will want to use "sys.stdin.readline()" inside a "while 1:" loop.

#  Python opens the stdin, -out and -error streams in a buffered mode;
#  it'll read or write in larger chunks, keeping data in memory until a
#  threshold is reached. -u disables those buffers.
#  
#  Also, python can interpret newlines on open files and translate them
#  from and to the native platform
... (truncated - too many lines)

Full results: https://cheat.sh/python/

crystal plover
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.chear

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.cheat

wicked parrotBOT
#

Result Of cht.sh

#  Python: significance of -u option?
#  
#  From python --help:
#  
#  >     -u     : unbuffered binary stdout and stderr; also
#  PYTHONUNBUFFERED=x
          see man page for details on internal buffering relating to '-u'

#  The manpage states:
#  
#  >     -u     Force  stdin,  stdout and stderr to be totally
#  unbuffered.  On systems where it matters, also put stdin,
        stdout and stderr in binary mode.  Note that there is internal buffering  in  xreadlines(),  readlines()
        and  file-object  iterators  ("for  line in sys.stdin") which is not influenced by this option.  To work
        around this, you will want to use "sys.stdin.readline()" inside a "while 1:" loop.

#  Python opens the stdin, -out and -error streams in a buffered mode;
#  it'll read or write in larger chunks, keeping data in memory until a
#  threshold is reached. -u disables those buffers.
#  
#  Also, python can interpret newlines on open files and translate them
#  from and to the native platform
... (truncated - too many lines)

Full results: https://cheat.sh/python/

crystal plover
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.connect_four 100

wicked parrotBOT
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100 is not a valid board size. A valid board size is between 5 and 9.

crystal plover
#

.connect_four 9

wicked parrotBOT
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@crystal plover Seems like there's no one here to play. Use .connect_four ai to play against a computer.

crystal plover
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.connect_four ai

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Connect 4: setattr(bool,'maybe',(-1)**.5) VS Sir Lancebot

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
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:white_circle: 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔵 :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔴 🔴
🔵 🔵 🔴 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔴

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Game Over! @wicked parrot won against @crystal plover

crystal plover
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.connect_four ai

wicked parrotBOT
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Connect 4: setattr(bool,'maybe',(-1)**.5) VS Sir Lancebot

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
🔴 🔴 🔴 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵

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Game Over! @crystal plover won against @wicked parrot

crystal plover
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get shid on

#

ai

frigid tundra
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.8bitify

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Your 8-bit avatar

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frigid tundra
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it looks the same ig lol

main scarab
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.pyfact

wicked parrotBOT
#
Python Facts

Python was named after Monty Python, a British Comedy Troupe, which Guido van Rossum likes.

Suggestions

Suggest more facts here!

rare mist
#

.connect_four ai

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Connect 4: Asux VS Sir Lancebot

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔵
:white_circle: 🔵 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴
:white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔵
🔵 🔴 :white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴
🔴 🔵 🔵 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔵
🔵 🔵 🔵 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴
🔵 🔵 🔴 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴

hollow iron
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.connect_four ai

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Connect 4: JagTheFriendᓚᘏᗢ™ VS Sir Lancebot

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: :white_circle: 🔴 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
:white_circle: 🔴 🔵 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵 :white_circle: :white_circle: :white_circle:
🔴 🔴 🔵 🔴 :white_circle: 🔵 🔴

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Game Over! @wicked parrot won against @rare mist

rare mist
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wat

wicked parrotBOT
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Game Over! @hollow iron won against @wicked parrot

hollow iron
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GG

hard sluice
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.joke

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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

radiant jewel
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.joke

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How to explain the movie Inception to a programmer? When you run a VM inside another VM, inside another VM ... everything runs real slow!

radiant jewel
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dad jokes 101

wicked parrotBOT
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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

solar dirge
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

solar dirge
#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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How to explain the movie Inception to a programmer? When you run a VM inside another VM, inside another VM ... everything runs real slow!

solar dirge
#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Number of days since I have encountered an off-by-one error: 0.

solar dirge
#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

solar dirge
#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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I've been using Vim for a long time now, mainly because I can't figure out how to exit.

solar dirge
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Waiter: He's choking! Is anyone a doctor? Programmer: I'm a Vim user.

solar dirge
#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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How come there is no obfuscated Perl contest? Because everyone would win.

solar dirge
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris once shifted a bit so hard, it ended up on a different computer.

worn sparrow
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

rough lake
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.help

wicked parrotBOT
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Command Help

AdventOfCode
.adventofcode
All of the Advent of Code commands.

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatareasterify [colours...]
This "Easterifies" the user's avatar.

rough lake
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.8bitify

wicked parrotBOT
#
Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

gaunt pasture
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

gaunt pasture
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris once implemented an HTTP server in a single printf call. It is now the heart of Apache webserver.

rose bridge
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. joke

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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How do you generate a random string? Put a first year Computer Science student in Vim and ask them to save and exit.

rose bridge
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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.NET was named .NET so that it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.

rose bridge
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Two threads walk into a bar. The barkeeper looks up and yells, 'Hey, I want don't any conditions race like time last!'

rose bridge
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

rose bridge
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Number of days since I have encountered an array index error: -1.

rose bridge
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k, 256k and 512k. It was a trip down Memory Lane.

rose bridge
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv.

rose bridge
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

rose bridge
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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'Knock, knock.' 'Who's there?' ... very long pause ... 'Java.'

golden crag
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

golden crag
#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

golden crag
#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

golden crag
#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

golden crag
#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Waiter: He's choking! Is anyone a doctor? Programmer: I'm a Vim user.

golden crag
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

golden crag
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

swift osprey
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Why do sin and tan work? Just cos.

swift osprey
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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What is Benoit B. Mandelbrot's middle name? Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

radiant jewel
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.wiki dictatorial

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Wikipedia Search Results

Dictator
In the 19th century, however, its official usage was more common: The Dictatorial Government of Sicily (27 May – 4 November 1860) was a provisional executive

Dictatorship
Roman Republic temporarily invested with absolute power. Typically, in a dictatorial regime, the leader of the country is identified with the title of dictator;

main scarab
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.8bitify

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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

main scarab
#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

main scarab
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Child: Dad, why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west? Dad: Son, it's working, don't touch it.

main scarab
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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'It works on my machine' always holds true for Chuck Norris.

main scarab
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? Because they don't see sharp.

main scarab
#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, 'Are you ill?' The second byte replies, 'No, just feeling a bit off.'

main scarab
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations.

main scarab
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? Cat dog sin theta.

main scarab
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

main scarab
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i dont think i know enough about programming to understand these

#

.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimises itself.

main scarab
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just make darkness a standard.

main scarab
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time: break salesman into N pieces; kick each piece to a different city.

main scarab
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WHY SO MANY CHUCK NORRIS JOKES

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.jome

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris's database has only one table, 'Kick', which he drops frequently.

main scarab
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

main scarab
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris's programs, it backfires.

main scarab
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, 'Can I join you?'

#

Why don't jokes work in octal? Because 7 10 11.

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Q: What is Chuck Norris's favorite Javascript framework? A: Knockout.js.

#

Ubuntu users are apt to get this joke.

#

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

rough gladeBOT
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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied mute to @main scarab until <t:1659308468:f> (9 minutes and 59 seconds) (reason: duplicates rule: sent 4 duplicated messages in 10s).

vocal tendon
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!unmute 704483889988632637

rough gladeBOT
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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: pardoned infraction mute for @main scarab.

main scarab
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thanks

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i should probably stop now

wicked parrotBOT
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Complaining about the lack of smoking shelters, the nicotine addicted Python programmers said there ought to be 'spaces for tabs'.

hardy moon
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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How do you know whether a person is a Vim user? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

hardy moon
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations.

hardy moon
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Why don't jokes work in octal? Because 7 10 11.

runic hornet
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance.

runic hornet
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.8bitify

wicked parrotBOT
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Your 8-bit avatar

Here is your avatar. I think it looks all cool and 'retro'.

hollow ice
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Why did Microsoft name their search engine BING? Because It's Not Google.

hollow ice
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris's beard can type 140 words per minute.

main scarab
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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How to explain the movie Inception to a programmer? When you run a VM inside another VM, inside another VM ... everything runs real slow!

main scarab
#

.jokes

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Speed dating is useless. 5 minutes is not enough to properly explain the benefits of the Unix philosophy.

main scarab
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lmao

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

main scarab
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who's chuck hm

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Complaining about the lack of smoking shelters, the nicotine addicted Python programmers said there ought to be 'spaces for tabs'.

main scarab
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris once shifted a bit so hard, it ended up on a different computer.

main scarab
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not a good one

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

paper mural
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance.

paper mural
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? Because they don't see sharp.

paper mural
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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To understand recursion you must first understand recursion.

paper mural
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Lmao

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.

paper mural
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lol

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

paper mural
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house, Irish pub, tavern, bartender, beer, liquor, wine, alcohol, spirits...

paper mural
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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A QA engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Rams a bar. Jumps into a bar.

paper mural
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.joke

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A programmer walks into a bar and orders 1.38 root beers. The bartender informs her it's a root beer float. She says 'Make it a double!'

paper mural
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LMAO

daring swift
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,joke

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

junior peak
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

snow glade
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.joker

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris's calculator has only 3 keys: 0, 1, and NAND.

mellow spear
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris can overwrite a locked variable.

mellow spear
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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QAs consist of 55% water, 30% blood and 15% Jira tickets.

mellow spear
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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To understand recursion you must first understand recursion.

mellow spear
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Software developers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own.

mellow spear
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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If you play a Windows CD backwards, you'll hear satanic chanting ... worse still, if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.

vernal peak
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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There are 10 types of people: those who understand trinary, those who don't, and those who have never heard of it.

vernal peak
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

vernal peak
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test cases cover your code too.

vernal peak
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris's programs, it backfires.

vernal peak
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.joke

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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations.

nova swan
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.joke

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? Cat dog sin theta.

nova swan
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.src joke

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Command: joke

Retrieves a joke of the specified category from the pyjokes api.

Source Code
fallow trench
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.help joke

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Command Help

**```
.joke [category=all]

*Retrieves a joke of the specified `category` from the pyjokes api.*
pearl wraith
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.joke

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Waiter: Would you like coffee or tea? Programmer: Yes.

pearl wraith
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.joke

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A programmer crashes a car at the bottom of a hill, a bystander asks what happened, he says "No idea. Let's push it back up and try again".

median thicket
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.adventofcode

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Command Help

**```
.adventofcode

**Can also use:** `aoc`

*All of the Advent of Code commands.*

**Subcommands:**
**`about `**
*Learn about Advent of Code*
**`countdown `**
*Return time left until next day*
**`join `**
*Learn how to join the leaderboard (via DM)*
**`stats `**
*Get daily statistics for the Python Discord leaderboard*
**`subscribe `**
*NOTE: This command has been moved to !subscribe*
muted jetty
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.source

wicked parrotBOT
devout peak
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.joke

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Chuck Norris doesn't sudo, the shell just knows it's him and does what it's told.

devout peak
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.joke

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There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who don't.

hoary fossil
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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To understand recursion you must first understand recursion.

hoary fossil
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris doesn't sudo, the shell just knows it's him and does what it's told.

hoary fossil
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don't get it

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who were expecting this joke to be in trinary.

hoary fossil
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are these the only joke u got bot?

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!e

print("Other jokes please")
rough gladeBOT
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@hoary fossil :white_check_mark: Your 3.11 eval job has completed with return code 0.

Other jokes please
hoary fossil
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.joke

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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

hoary fossil
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.joke

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Chuck Norris can access the database from the UI.

west crest
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.joke

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Writing PHP is like peeing in the swimming pool, everyone did it, but we don't need to bring it up in public.

west crest
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.joke

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A programmer walks into a foo...

west crest
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.joke

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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

dim olive
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.joke

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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All the way down. Always.

dim olive
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.joke

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A COBOL programmer makes millions with Y2K remediation and decides to get cryogenically frozen. "The year is 9999. You know COBOL, right?"

dim olive
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.joke

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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

dim olive
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.tictactoe

wicked parrotBOT
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It's time for the game! Let's begin.

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x_square o_square x_square
4️⃣ o_square x_square
o_square 8️⃣ x_square

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:tada: @dim olive won this game! :tada:

exotic whale
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.joke

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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit 'COMMIT' in its end.

exotic whale
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.

exotic whale
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris can overwrite a locked variable.

exotic whale
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.joke

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Chuck Norris once implemented an HTTP server in a single printf call. It is now the heart of Apache webserver.

exotic whale
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.joke

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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

exotic whale
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.joke

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Chuck Norris's programs do not accept input.

exotic whale
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit 'COMMIT' in its end.

exotic whale
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

runic sail
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.joke

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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

reef snow
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

reef snow
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Lmao

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I'ma steel this and repost

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris does not need to know about Class Factory Pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

reef snow
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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MySpace isn't really your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

reef snow
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.joke

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When Chuck Norris breaks the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

reef snow
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.joke

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Speed dating is useless. 5 minutes is not enough to properly explain the benefits of the Unix philosophy.

reef snow
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris once implemented an HTTP server in a single printf call. It is now the heart of Apache webserver.

wispy pine
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.joke

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Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.

wispy pine
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.joke

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Q: What is Chuck Norris's favorite Javascript framework? A: Knockout.js.

main scarab
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.joke

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem.

ocean idol
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.joke

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimises itself.

main scarab
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you would never get it.

slender vortex
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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What is Benoit B. Mandelbrot's middle name? Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

slender vortex
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Pirates go 'arg!', computer pirates go 'argv!'

main scarab
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris.

abstract willow
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All the way down. Always.

abstract willow
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.joke

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There are 10 types of people: those who understand trinary, those who don't, and those who have never heard of it.

abstract willow
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.joke

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3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

fresh smelt
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell the tale.

feral panther
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Why did Microsoft name their search engine BING? Because It's Not Google.

feral panther
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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I had a problem so I thought I'd use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory.

feral panther
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.joke

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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

feral panther
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.joke

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Java: Write once, run away.

feral panther
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris can write infinitely recursive functions and have them return.

feral panther
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.joke

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You can't follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, because he follows you.

feral panther
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Complaining about the lack of smoking shelters, the nicotine addicted Python programmers said there ought to be 'spaces for tabs'.

wicked parrotBOT
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When Chuck Norris breaks the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

lofty ledge
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.charinfo

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.uwu

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Please don't do that.

Your input was invalid: Your message must have content or you must reply to a message.

Usage:```
.uwu [text]

lofty ledge
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.uwu test this one

wicked parrotBOT
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test this one

slow tangle
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris's first program was kill -9.

molten vigil
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

molten vigil
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one-errors.

vestal wharf
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Java: Write once, run away.

smoky otter
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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There are 10 types of people: those who understand trinary, those who don't, and those who have never heard of it.

untold forum
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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What does pyjokes have in common with Adobe Flash? It gets updated all the time, but never gets any better.

untold forum
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.joke

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What do you mean 911 is only for emergencies? I've got a merge conflict.

untold forum
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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Sympathy for the Devil is really just about being nice to QAs.

untold forum
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.joke

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How do you generate a random string? Put a first year Computer Science student in Vim and ask them to save and exit.

untold forum
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.joke

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A COBOL programmer makes millions with Y2K remediation and decides to get cryogenically frozen. "The year is 9999. You know COBOL, right?"

untold forum
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.joke

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares at the code until it confesses.

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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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Triumphantly, Beth removed Python 2.7 from her server in 2030. 'Finally!' she said with glee, only to see the announcement for Python 4.4.

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Writing PHP is like peeing in the swimming pool, everyone did it, but we don't need to bring it up in public.

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An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house, Irish pub, tavern, bartender, beer, liquor, wine, alcohol, spirits...

rough gladeBOT
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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied mute to @untold forum until <t:1659463955:f> (9 minutes and 59 seconds) (reason: duplicates rule: sent 4 duplicated messages in 10s).

long yarrow
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!unmute 349264406515023872

rough gladeBOT
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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: pardoned infraction mute for @untold forum.

long yarrow
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🧋

untold forum
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bruh

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i was trying to find the funny 😔

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.joke

wicked parrotBOT
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Writing PHP is like peeing in the swimming pool, everyone did it, but we don't need to bring it up in public.

wicked parrotBOT
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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Command Help

EggDecorating
.eggdecorate [colours...]
Picks a random egg design and decorates it using the given colours.

EggheadQuiz
.eggquiz
Gives a random quiz question, waits 30 seconds and then outputs the answer.

Emojis
.emoji <emoji>
A group of commands related to emojis.

Epoch
.epoch [date_time]
Convert an entered date/time string to the equivalent epoch.

Fun
.caesarcipher
Translates a message using the Caesar Cipher.

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Claudia Brind-Woody

Claudia Lavergne Brind-Woody popularly known as Claudia Brind-Woody. Global Co-Chair for the LGBT Executive Task-force at IBM, Claudia Brind-Woody is a force of nature to reckon with. In 2019, she was named among the most powerful LGBTQ+ people in tech, in addition to being in Financial Times Top 50 Outstanding list in 2013, 2014 and 2015, The Guardian’s 100 most influential LGBT people of the year in 2012, and winning the Out & Equal Trailblazer award in 2011, among other accolades.

She came out as a lesbian in the early years of her career and strives to work towards equality at the workplace. In an interview back in 2016 she shared, “What the LGBT+ community wants is to just want it to be ordinary [to be LGBT+] so that you are just seen to be valued on merit and what you bring to the business without someone thinking twice about you being LGBT+....When our employees don't have to think twice about struggling for the same benefits, recognition, or are afraid of being safe, then productivity goes up.”

Known for

VP and managing director of intellectual property IBM

D.O.B and Birth place

On January 30, 1955 at Virginia, U.S.

Awards and honors

• Out & Equal Trailblazer Award (2011)
• GO Magazine's 100 Women We Love (2011)
• The Guardian's World Pride Power List Top 100 (2012)
• The Financial Times' Top 50 Outstanding list (2013, 2014, 2015)
• The Daily Telegraph's Top 50 list of LGBT executives (2015)
• The Financial Times' Hall of Fame (2016)
• Diva power list (2016)
• Business Insider The 23 Most Influential LGBTQ+ People in Tech

For More Information

Do .wiki Claudia Brind-Woody in #sir-lancebot-playground

dusk viper
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.joke

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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

dusk viper
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.caesarcipher hello

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Command Help

**```
.caesarcipher

**Can also use:** `caesar`, `cc`

*Translates a message using the Caesar Cipher.

See `decrypt`, `encrypt`, and `info` subcommands.*

**Subcommands:**
**`decrypt <offset> <msg>`**
*Given a positive integer `offset`, decrypt the given `msg`.*
**`encrypt <offset> <msg>`**
*Given a positive integer `offset`, encrypt the given `msg`.*
**`info `**
*Information about the Caesar Cipher.*
dusk viper
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.cc 10 hello

wicked parrotBOT
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Command Help

**```
.caesarcipher

**Can also use:** `caesar`, `cc`

*Translates a message using the Caesar Cipher.

See `decrypt`, `encrypt`, and `info` subcommands.*

**Subcommands:**
**`decrypt <offset> <msg>`**
*Given a positive integer `offset`, decrypt the given `msg`.*
**`encrypt <offset> <msg>`**
*Given a positive integer `offset`, encrypt the given `msg`.*
**`info `**
*Information about the Caesar Cipher.*
lavish flame
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.joke

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

hazy heron
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.joke