#ot1-perplexing-regexing

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gentle moss
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the most annoying part is when i told the main IT staff / some teachers in a meeting discussing it

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"it's a good thing they haven't discovered TOR"

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"what's TOR? can we block that too?"

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cue a fucking riot of confusion

polar vigil
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IT Professional - China grade censorship

gentle moss
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"but you've blocked the others, why can't you do this one?"

polar vigil
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Who uses TOR in school?

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What?

rough sapphire
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Lol teachers am i right? :lemon_fingerguns_shades

sand goblet
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I mean, it'd work

gentle moss
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it'd also be almost entirely unblockable

rough sapphire
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Good thing my brother ain’t next to me

sand goblet
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You'd have to disable USB ports to stop people installing it

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That'd be the easiest way

rough sapphire
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If he was looks like he would’ve learned TOR

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use tails

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Then the kids in his game would go play...

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Acid bunny

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That game was just interesting

polar vigil
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Shut down the internet, easy as that brainmon

rough sapphire
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Especially playing it in 5th grade and didn’t understand what was going on

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Back in 5th grade

gentle moss
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could've tbh @rough sapphire

rough sapphire
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for each connection, perform a search on the dest IP, if it pops up, it's obviously a node and you kill the connection

gentle moss
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didn't think of that

rough sapphire
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or am I missing something here

gentle moss
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ah well

rough sapphire
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tor bridges are a thing

gentle moss
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i only knew of 2 kids who used tor there and that's because i talked to them about vpn's and proxies

rough sapphire
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@rough sapphire entry node is always a guard node which is always on the search database

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Man it’s really smart for them to put a advanced python channel

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or firefox lets you configure a proxy, there are hundreds of free things

gentle moss
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probably made things worse.

polar vigil
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Wouldn't it be easiest to just block everything and allow if needed

gentle moss
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ip's?

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because that'd be insane

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you can do it by port, but you can run a VPN through any port

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you're not going to close of 80 and 443

rough sapphire
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nah the teachers would complain because youd get "my obsucure conspiracy site is blocked"

gentle moss
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i'm not sure that level of whitelisting is even maintainable

rough sapphire
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screw all of that, they'll just connect to a phones hotspot

gentle moss
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at the end of the day: yes.

polar vigil
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Security is always as strong as its weakest link

gentle moss
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you're literally not allowed to wrap an entire school building in a faraday cage

rough sapphire
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schools would try it

gentle moss
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i mean in the UK you're legally not allowed to do it

rough sapphire
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at great taxpayer expense

gentle moss
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blocking phone signal is a criiiiiime

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even for schools

rough sapphire
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lucky

polar vigil
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Why would you block phone signals?

gentle moss
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because it blocks data usage

polar vigil
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Sounds like a prison

gentle moss
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the idea that schools have is stopping kids in schools from viewing things they shouldn't while on school property

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which, to be fair to schools, is what you expect

rough sapphire
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to stop just tethering the school computer to a phone, to bypass the content filter

gentle moss
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but that's got some heavy limitations in terms of technology

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eh, schools block tethering like that in other ways.

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wired connections, fixed networks, disable all USB.

undone berry
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it's pretty easy to stop tethering - pretty sure you can just disable access to it for certain user groups

rough sapphire
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yeah but if you disable USB you cant use usb sticks

plucky ridge
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In fairness it couldn't be THAT expensive to make the entire school a big Faraday cage

gentle moss
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which is fine

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kids email their work in

polar vigil
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Imagine if schools had some MILITARY GRADE technology to block students from going in to some websites

gentle moss
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or bring it in on a stick

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teacher can move it across during class

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system works fine.

rough sapphire
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since when are fahraday cages military tech>

plucky ridge
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They aren't

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More just thinking about blocking signals

undone berry
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most school blocking software is pretty reasonable. If 1% of students can get around it by VPNing into a raspberyy pi on their home network - how really cares

pine vector
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i mean, you can block USB devices by descriptor...

rough sapphire
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true

gentle moss
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more like whitelist by descriptor

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provide students with a set brand

plucky ridge
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Or just disable the ports

gentle moss
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or just disable all the ports and make them talk to their teacher

plucky ridge
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Just make sure your machines have PS/2 ports for keyboard and mouse

rough sapphire
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but rembember, this has to be done by the lowest bidder, govt. approved contractor

gentle moss
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impereo (i think it was called) is excellent in computer control

undone berry
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provide students with a set brand
@gentle moss
If you do that, teachers are just gonna end up plugging in Student's USB sticks for them. All teachers want is to get the homework off the brats with as little faffing as possible

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so it doesn't solve anything

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and adds stress to teachers

gentle moss
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i mean, i worked in a school... that shit wasn't done by a contractor

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that's like....

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decades of shit upgrades by sort of competent people

rough sapphire
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forcing teachers to plug in 30 USB sticks a day is also bad security

pine vector
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i wouldn't use VID/PID. i'd only allow MSC class descriptor. no drive? no sir...

rough sapphire
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you just cant win

plucky ridge
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They could, now hear me out, turn things in on paper

polar vigil
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Bisk do you mean the "IT" people who isn't really IT?

gentle moss
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i mean it doesn't matter if the teacher is plugging in 30 USB sticks a day

undone berry
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Just letting students plug whatever in is probably fine

gentle moss
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that's a single point of failure, btw

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would you rather every machine was an infection vector?

sand goblet
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I used to just email it to my teachers

undone berry
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that's annoying for teachers to deal with as well

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most teachers just want paper copies

sand goblet
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that's what they asked me to do

gentle moss
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everything is annoying to teachers

sand goblet
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yup

rough sapphire
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yeah, unless its over 10mb email is fine

gentle moss
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i swear they're basically like 3 glasses of pinot away from burning down the school

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those people go through insane shit

undone berry
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I mean - I get it from the teachers POV, you want the homework from the brats in the easiest format possible - which is usually paper, sometimes email

polar vigil
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Email is the best solutions, no hard unless you send excel with a virus in it

sand goblet
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noir or grigio though

gentle moss
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grigio

undone berry
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you don't want to have to deal with little Billy's "but I have it, it's just on this memory stick" bulshit

rough sapphire
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yeah they're underpaid and have to deal with so much stuff day in day out

sand goblet
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naturally

undone berry
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Email requires more effort from the teacher

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waaay more effort than paper

polar vigil
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I don't know

gentle moss
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it's almost like if they didn't underfund schools and flog them off to private entities for the past decade and a bit

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then maybe schools would have more robust IT infrastructure and working behaviours for teachers

plucky ridge
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Nah

gentle moss
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sell it to elon musk

polar vigil
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Neh

gentle moss
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shoot the school to the moon

rough sapphire
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no

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EM go home

undone berry
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I think no matter the funding, most schools would have at least slightly shit IT

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too many shitty users

sand goblet
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so what you're saying bisk

undone berry
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both students and teachers

polar vigil
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Bisk that's deep 😄

sand goblet
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is that teachers are the most likely people to have bath wine?

gentle moss
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can't

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all the students papers they have to grade

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they'd get soggy

sand goblet
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haha

plucky ridge
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They would from the tears anyway

rough sapphire
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well i mean its like you have 1000 annoyed kids, constanly pen testing the system...

gentle moss
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IT in schools does always seem to get the shit end of the stick

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and i think charlie's right in a sense

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funding doesn't matter

polar vigil
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@plucky ridge good one 😄

undone berry
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I dunno - thinking of some of my teachers, I'd be willing to bet big bucks that they go in for bath wine

gentle moss
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because all school IT jobs pay like wank compared to private jobs

undone berry
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I couldn't imagine dealing with shitty little 15yos all day

rough sapphire
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100%

sand goblet
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having also done work in a school, I agree

undone berry
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then not wanting to drink

rough sapphire
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bath liqour

gentle moss
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the only benefit is if you slave away in a school for 30 years

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you get a nicer pension

rough sapphire
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yeah but minus your sanity

sand goblet
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dude I spent a weekend (as a student at the school, but still) upgrading all of the computers in the building

gentle moss
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i make more now working 3 days a week than doing 5 days at a school.

sand goblet
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they paid me like €80

gentle moss
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and i'm still underpaid

undone berry
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Most teachers became teachers because they wanted to teach - then they got all the bullshit politics and bureaucracy dumped on them

polar vigil
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Just create AI to grade those tests

gentle moss
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WORST

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IDEA

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EVER

rough sapphire
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yeah no

sand goblet
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let's not

undone berry
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i'm also 100% sure it's being done

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it's just terrible

polar vigil
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I know

gentle moss
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oh good

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so glad we don't have to get into that tyre fire

rough sapphire
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wait til you find out the AI automatically grades black students lower

gentle moss
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:D

polar vigil
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it was a joke 😄

rough sapphire
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for no reason

gentle moss
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oh there's a reason julie

undone berry
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that being said - current marking of exam papers is a fucking joke

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remarks consistently bring up to 25marks difference

gentle moss
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it'd be that the computer was fed allllll the papers

undone berry
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so an AI probably wouldn't be worse

rough sapphire
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well the reason is it learned it from rascist humans

gentle moss
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and the white kids did better (For whatever political reason)

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so it automatically downgrades black kids.

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i mean we joke, but this happened in real systems

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systems for automating CV's

undone berry
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Yeah, that was Amazon

polar vigil
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wtf

gentle moss
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women / ethnic people got rejected

rough sapphire
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happend in california with prison scentances

undone berry
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prejudiced against womens colleges

gentle moss
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because the majority of data fed it showed that white men were better candidates

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sooooooooooooo..........

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the dumb leading the blind, fml.

rough sapphire
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yep

polar vigil
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Sure

undone berry
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tbf - knowing about that Amazon thing is a fucking great way to sound like you're keyed in and know what's what with AI

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people are very impressed by the story

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pretty sure it landed me a job offer

polar vigil
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Let's make the AI grade our Finals ::D

gentle moss
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it sounds impressive

polar vigil
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one of the fields asks: WHat is your skin tone

rough sapphire
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in hexadecimal please

gentle moss
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but essentially it's "racist people teach their kids to be racist"

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type thing

undone berry
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yeah - it's not at all complicated

gentle moss
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but now with computers

undone berry
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it's the kind of thing that everyone should know, it's simple to explain and to understand - just the news is shit at that

gentle moss
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and some of the smartest minds in the world couldn't see that logical failure

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it's impressive.

rough sapphire
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yeah except unkowing programmer teaches computer to be racist because we live in a society

polar vigil
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Maybe the AI was a lie and there was real people behind it all * Puts foilhat on *

rough sapphire
gentle moss
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real people know they have to be less racist or they'll have the government on their back for racist hiring practices.

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just teach the computer racism and we'll all be muc-

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oh wait... twitter did that with a microsoft AI in like 30 minutes

sand goblet
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oh yeah, I remember that

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that was a riot

gentle moss
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Tay.

plucky ridge
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That's... actually not a terrible idea. Not teaching it to use racism, but knowing what to avoid

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Possibly

undone berry
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pretty sure it kept happening as well

gentle moss
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"i'm here to be your friend and learn from you!"

undone berry
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til they just gave up

gentle moss
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30 minutes later

sand goblet
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it did keep happening yeah

plucky ridge
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Maybe a stupid idea, come to think of it

gentle moss
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"hitler wasn't wrong"

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that bot went downhill fast

polar vigil
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in here it's illegal to ask do you go to curch, but instead they ask: can you work on sundays

rough sapphire
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just say no anyway

plucky ridge
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I feel like that's an unrelated question, personally

gentle moss
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i can work on sundays

rough sapphire
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what are they gonna do, ask what church you go to?

plucky ridge
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Just because you go to church doesn't mean it takes 100% of your day

sand goblet
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sabbath

plucky ridge
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So it's possible to do both

gentle moss
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or that you'll espouse work for church

undone berry
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Isn't Church like 2hrs in the morning?

gentle moss
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idk, never went

plucky ridge
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If that

pine vector
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sabbath is the point. the question is can, not will...

undone berry
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all the Churchy people I've known personally have been fantastic people

gentle moss
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they smile too fucking much

sand goblet
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I only have any kind of decent friendship with a handful of churchy people

gentle moss
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weird smiles too, not good smiles.

sand goblet
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but they all understand why I'm not a churchy person

rough sapphire
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most of the ones i know don't belive in the big bang

undone berry
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I think the CoE is probably one of the best organised religions going

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better than Catholicism

rough sapphire
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i learned about the church of england from an aqualung song

gentle moss
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CoE, the "cake or death" of churches.

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thanks, eddie.

rough sapphire
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i mean i still don't know what it is but that's where i heard of it

polar vigil
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I shouldn't have said that...

plucky ridge
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"What do you mean I can't get divorced?!? FINE! I'll just make my OWN church!

rough sapphire
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a better church with blackjack, and hookers

undone berry
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CoE is very much more new testament than catholicism. You have high profile gay people like Richard Coles for example - they're about as progressive as it gets

plucky ridge
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@rough sapphire In fairness that'd certainly help increase turnout

polar vigil
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I know a lot of curch going people that goes there every month or so

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Not every week

rough sapphire
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@rough sapphire In fairness that'd certainly help increase turnout
@plucky ridge the church of saint bender

plucky ridge
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Hell yes

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"The Church of the Shiny Metal Ass"

polar vigil
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church of vim and next to it curch of emacs

undone berry
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Reminds me of the church of satan guy

rough sapphire
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@polar vigil yeah what, does nano only get a shrine?

polar vigil
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it's in top of the hill...

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it takes effort, but eventually you will get there

rough sapphire
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idk man tutorials for text editors seems kinda annoying

polar vigil
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I just find stuff accidently

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Maybe I would be in a programming job if I could use even one of them... :sad:

rough sapphire
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nah youd have a programming job if you can program

polar vigil
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I wanted to learn python, but I never figured out how to download stuff from the internet

rough sapphire
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ooooooof

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mac, windows or linux

polar vigil
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first I used mac, then the screen broke and it costed as much as new mac, so I bought PC, it was kind of slow, so I downloaded linux from cd I got from my local library (last page of linux 101 book)

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So linux

rough sapphire
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im going to assume debian based, python is alread installed

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and if you want libraries, sudo apt install pip3

polar vigil
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yeah, but I can't use it because it's in arabic, I accidently put it, because I was tired

rough sapphire
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thats an A

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just reinstall OS

polar vigil
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yeah, but the library is no longer there

rough sapphire
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well your in a pickle then

polar vigil
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Sure I am

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Now I study drama degree and I have 250K in debt

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And if you make fun of me, I will put my drama degree in use. InDEED!

cosmic lotus
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Imagine having a library

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The only library we have here is in the capital city. And they suck anyway, they have like a whopping 8 bookshelves

rough sapphire
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uncommenting that print fixes the segfault :)

undone berry
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load-bearing print. do not remove is a pretty solid comment

rough sapphire
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changing that "abc" to something else also makes it segfault

sand goblet
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Good lord

rough sapphire
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this is pure python btw

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no ctypes

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or any imports, really

round rose
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Wow

rough sapphire
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i understand very little of this

royal lakeBOT
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bleak lintel
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why why WHY

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!unmute @rough sapphire

royal lakeBOT
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:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: pardoned infraction mute for @rough sapphire.

rough sapphire
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second time today, darn

bleak lintel
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what did you try send this time

rough sapphire
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my python hello world

bleak lintel
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oh for heavens sake

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!paste 😎

royal lakeBOT
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rough sapphire
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thanks joe, very cool

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Hello World!

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damn, he thicc

lime jewel
strong hemlock
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This seriously made me sad

rough sapphire
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the only bad thing i can say about python is its slow

tranquil orchid
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yeah

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but python is still incredibly useful in a lot of areas where speed isn't a major factor

rough sapphire
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yeah exactly

strong hemlock
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I want to learn another language but Java seems too complicated

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

rough sapphire
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im not that good at python, ruby is my specialty

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but they don't have a discord

strong hemlock
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I wanna do something but idk what

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Java seemed good but I could not get hello world set up

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:(

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fuck it I'm staying with python

shell raptor
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the only bad thing i can say about python is its slow
sometimes static typing can be desirable

sand goblet
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I appreciate the tooling that statically-typed languages have

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Charlie said to me the other day that he enjoys how a lot of the time, if your Kotlin code compiles, it'll probably run fine

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and I have to say I've noticed that a lot too haha

undone berry
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Working with static typing is a completely different experience

sand goblet
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yup, it is

rough sapphire
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still learning Kotlin then? how's it coming along?

sand goblet
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I wouldn't call myself a master yet, but I'm doing pretty well with it myself

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a lot of it already felt pretty natural to me though

shell raptor
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if your C compiles, it probably won't run fine :)

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I have a PhD in getting SIGSEGV

rough sapphire
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C on Arduino works pretty well

shell raptor
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But you can't get sigsegv on an arduino

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right?

rough sapphire
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Yeah

shell raptor
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How does dynamic memory allocation even work on devices without virtual memory mapping and a complex OS?

sand goblet
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it sort of doesn't

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I mean you don't even have libc in a lot of cases

rough sapphire
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You compile to binary, your allocated all the memory

shell raptor
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The only way I see it is to allocate some array of bytes and treat it like a heap, making your own allocation algorithm

rough sapphire
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Yeah you could, accept you ran out of memory doing that

shell raptor
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true

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Well, maybe I just want a linked list really bad

rough sapphire
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Maybe

vestal canopy
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yo, does anyone find that Github's autocompletion for @ing is crap?
a lot of the it doesn't even see the person who I'm in a conversioatn with

gentle moss
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the miss: "ALEXA, HOW DO YOU MAKE PASTA"

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me: "ALEXA, STOP"

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alexa: "here's how to make lemon drizzle cake."

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me: "ALEXA, STOOOOOP"

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alexa: "....."

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alexa: "here's how to make lemon drizzle cake."

tight meadow
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haha

rough sapphire
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upsets the beams

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heck, now my house is gonna fall D:

tight meadow
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the beams ... are coming

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a huge wave of beams are coming

rough sapphire
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cowers

tight meadow
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not even dave can save you

rough sapphire
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D:

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d-dave chan~

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HELP

tight meadow
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I don't think you get the refrence but ok

gentle moss
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did someone want to make lemon drizzle cake?

tight meadow
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no

gentle moss
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aw fuck

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i just got a great recipe for one

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nvm

gentle moss
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@plucky ridge

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idk why

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but here's some noise

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was watching a dumb talk about bad hypothesis

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about eyebrows

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she woke up for two seconds and said

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"well why is that george lucas's fault? he's got his own problems."

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fuck any alarm clock, regardless of how organic it is, if it supports george lucas i can get in the bin.

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tl;dr: i've run out of recycling space.

gentle moss
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i've just woken up and can i just say; disc golf people are chill as fuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk

tight meadow
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good morning

gentle moss
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seriously, this sport is top top

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if curling is in the olympics

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this should tell golf to fuck off

tight meadow
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golf can be fun

gentle moss
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i have done golf, so sure

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i am 1 under par for my local golf tracks

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but golf is dick.

tight meadow
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yeah

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it can be

gentle moss
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it tends to be exclusive where i live

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if you're not a member then whY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON OUR LAWN

tight meadow
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oh

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over here there are a ton of courses around

gentle moss
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the UK is kinda tiny

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OAKLEY TOOK A PAR.

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TOOK. A. PAR.

rough sapphire
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kinda tiny

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:l

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not amused

high verge
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thats why you gotta use that map projection

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oh it still looks tiny

gentle moss
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hello

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@rough sapphire

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have you seen kevin?

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i haven't seen him

rough sapphire
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I haven't seen him since he made my windows really fucking dirty with some shit water running from his beak

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that bastard

gentle moss
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fuck you

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monster.

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give me kevin or give me crushing boredom.

rough sapphire
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you get nothing

gentle moss
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fine, xx, i guess i'll just start drinking at work

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would that make you happy?

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you MONSTER.

rough sapphire
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i find no pleasure in the sorrow of others

gentle moss
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it's coffee. i'm drinking coffee. what do you think i am?

rough sapphire
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still, it's friday

gentle moss
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(it's not coffee)

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IT IS COFFEE

rough sapphire
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Um

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they can smell the whiskey on your breath

gentle moss
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leet speak died in the 00's

undone berry
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is there something in the coffee?

gentle moss
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NO

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it's coffee.

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what have you got against coffee?

high verge
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it has something in

rough sapphire
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yeah, fuckin stimulants

gentle moss
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THE RITALIN ONLY ENHANCES THE FLAVOUR

undone berry
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well - right now I'm annoyed at coffee because I have none

rough sapphire
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cafeeiiine babbyyyt

gentle moss
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go visit a greggs

rough sapphire
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greggs does coffee?

undone berry
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you know what bisk

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I'm very sad

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For a second I thought it might actually be open

gentle moss
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jesus christ

rough sapphire
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I only ever bought PASTYS from greggs

undone berry
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but no

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still closed

gentle moss
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join the club

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oh

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nevermind

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i retract my statements

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why would it not be open?

undone berry
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They've only opened in the north east since they shutdown for covid

gentle moss
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i'd send you a sossij roll

#

but a) they're too delicious

#

b) that seems weird

undone berry
#

I have mcdonalds now - so I can get my shitty fast food hit that way instead of sossij rolls

rough sapphire
#

everything's open here again

gentle moss
#

no.

undone berry
#

I think most things here are open again on Monday or something

gentle moss
#

because our government is full of fucking idiots

sand goblet
#

on the 8th, all retail outlets are allowed to open here

#

but they have to enforce social distancing and limit the number of people in the building

rough sapphire
#

i once heard a guy claimed he saw another guy burst in flames because he was so drunk and then he lit a cigar

#

that the ethanol started burning in his body

#

i was thinking could we apply this same approach to the eradication of the corona virus. just burn it away or something

tranquil orchid
#

i see

#

set the planet on fire

#

global warming was started by people who came from the future where the coronavirus had wiped out the planet

#

they just trying to set the world on fire

#

to kill the virus

rough sapphire
#

well i mean it's better to do that before we give to the people on the moon

#

before the whole planet becomes contagious.

tranquil orchid
#

except the whole setting people on fire may be an issue

rough sapphire
#

that's just implementation details. the plan is great.

soft violet
#

The virus isn't lethal enough to kill of the population entire. No, I think when our end comes, it will be because we failed to respond to a disaster we saw coming decades in advance, despite having time in excess of ample to do so.

#

Centuries, even.

rough sapphire
#

it might be difficult to kill the whole of humanity

#

as a species

soft violet
#

We are clever.

rough sapphire
#

that we are. we live from arctics to jungles to savannahs to mountains. every single even remotely habitable place on the planet we live on.

soft violet
#

Who knows? Maybe the Giant Meteor will crash into Yellowstone and set it off.

rough sapphire
#

so what? there will be a lot of people left

#

we're talking 100/100 extinction

#

that's hard to achieve without making every single human being somehow genetically incapable to reproduce

cosmic lotus
#

hey yall

soft violet
#

Ninja Measles.

cosmic lotus
#

Who are the beams

rough sapphire
#

ninja measles could do it

#

aka ligma

soft violet
#

I'm sure there's a big popup book of Extinction Level Events, somewhere.

#

Probably not.

#

But I can dream.

rough sapphire
#

i guess the dinosaurs did go extinct but they were kinda not that great

#

at anything really

soft violet
#

They didn't all die.

#

Just maybe the big ones.

rough sapphire
#

🐊 these guys are pretty old

soft violet
#

and maybe a couple of oceanica

#

Yeah. Crocs were one in mind.

#

Spectacular animals. I had the privilege of seeing Steve Irwin do a feeding show, once.

rough sapphire
#

but let's put it this way: if you leave humans alive living even at the arctics and they survive there for, what, 10 000 years eating whatever they can, once the situation calms down, they will start wandering south from there and populating the earth back again.

#

the end result is that you will have human civilization in the timeframe of tens of thousands of years because we should be able to reinvent the same things we did on the first go-around

#

so unless there was something specific about the fact that life started this time around in africa for humans, then 🤷

timid vigil
#

a flippin men

#

What even is the smallest population required from which humanity could regrow without being struck by downsides of incest in case of catastrophic scenario?

rough sapphire
#

i've heard that like 30 people is enough to regrow the population

timid vigil
#

holy

rough sapphire
#

but might be making things up

gentle moss
#

you might be making things up

rough sapphire
#

am I?

timid vigil
#

Surely 1000 would suffice at least?

rough sapphire
#

okay let's try uncle google

#

30 is a reasonable number in my opinion

timid vigil
#

my phone battery very low so i can’t do it :(((

rough sapphire
#

there's apparently something called a 50/500 rule

timid vigil
#

wikipedia link if you desire to not explain to us?

rough sapphire
#

one moment

#

The so-called "50/500 rule", where a population needs 50 individuals to prevent inbreeding depression, and 500 individuals to guard against genetic drift at-large, is an oft-used benchmark for an MVP, but recent study suggests that this guideline is not applicable across a wide diversity of taxa.[4][3]

#

MVP = minimum viable population

#

it's in the thousands apparently in real life

timid vigil
#

So 500 000 is the MVP human?

rough sapphire
#

I think more like "3000"

#

something like 3000 people would be enough

#

that's not based on that rule but by putting some random extra on top

#

let's just say more than 1000

timid vigil
#

yes

rough sapphire
#

though I guess it can become a real problem. countries like iceland have databases where you can search for people I think to look up whether you're hooking up with a close relative

#

360k people and highly insulated

timid vigil
#

oops

rough sapphire
#

well of course you know your family etc but I guess genetics can be a bitch

timid vigil
#

Amish people 😳

#

Or do they accept converts?

timid vigil
#

”bad title”

rough sapphire
#

it's icelandic

timid vigil
#

yes, that is result

#

forgot my quotes, zoomer style B))

twilit hull
#

Ols

rough sapphire
high verge
#

turning a format that's basically barely a joke into like

#

actual comedy

rough sapphire
#

here's a quick guide to router pentesting

#

congratulations! you are now a fully qualified router pentester

#

aaaaaaah

#

Stuff like this needs a content warning imho 😉

#

(@gentle moss)

gentle moss
#

i thought i did something great for a second

#

turns out @rough sapphire did something great

#

brb, having a debate about toilet paper with the gf.

rough sapphire
#

bisk, please stop drinking on the job

#

your gf is back home. that's your HR manager, not your gf

gentle moss
#

ohshitimstillatwork

#

i should probably check on the weans

#

orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

#

youtube videos.

#

...... both.

#

okay nothing got deleted.

pine vector
#

oh look. they even gave you a header to tap into. that's just good customer service; keeping the effort low. 😄

gentle moss
#

you are so out of the loop

pine vector
#

i... but... :sad_face:

gentle moss
#

face your sad

#

because it gets worse from this

rough sapphire
#

You can be a pen tester by usung kali

plucky ridge
#

Or by grabbing a ballpoint

topaz aurora
#

made me chuckle

plucky ridge
#

Well that's better than the usual response I get

#

Usually it's an eye roll and a snort of derision

rough sapphire
#

"hmm, i wonder how they do session management, i don't see any cookies or anything being passed"

#

spoiler

#

they fucking don't

plucky ridge
#

Who doesn't?

rough sapphire
#

the web ui is either in a "logged in" state or not

#

if someone's logged in from A, anyone can also access the authenticated web UI from B

#

Who doesn't?
@plucky ridge the router i'm testing

plucky ridge
#

Oh nice

#

You'd think it'd at least be associated by MAC or something

#

Although I don't know how secure that is

#

The stuff you do is waaaaay above my head

high verge
#

@rough sapphire i love that

floral viper
#

session hijacking is something you learn in basic computer security. I'm no webdev but session management is fairly common knowledge nowadays.

high verge
#

wouldn't even have occured to me that that's something someone would have done wrong

#

it's not even a bug

#

it's like it just didn't occur to them to do that

#

which is amazing

floral viper
#

So a router that does not even have a concept of sessions is insanely bad

plucky ridge
#

This isn't a name brand router, is it? I hope to god this is some cheapy thing

rough sapphire
#

it is a name brand

plucky ridge
#

God damn it

high verge
#

it's like samsung TVs I think it was, where there isn't a command injection vulnerability

plucky ridge
#

Consumer or industrial?

high verge
#

because it just runs anything you send it as root in a terminal

rough sapphire
#

consumer, fortunately

plucky ridge
#

Yeah that could be worse

high verge
#

and it so happens that all the 'valid' parameters are acceptable things to write in a terminal

#

so it's barely a vulnerabilty, it's more like it didn't occur to them to have it not be vulnerable to everything

plucky ridge
#

Still surprising there isn't even a MAC check or any kind of session stuff

#

Silly people

high verge
#

i wouldn't be surprised if they couldn't get it to work

#

so just gave up

plucky ridge
#

That statement hit closer to home than I'd like to admit

floral viper
#

MAC checks are fairly easy to spoof though

plucky ridge
#

Sure but for a consumer level thing it's at least the most basic of basic thing they could have implemented

floral viper
#

so the extra security it gives is minimal

plucky ridge
#

Better than nothing

floral viper
#

better to put effort on impl sessions

rough sapphire
#

hahaha

#

the session is implemented as an environment variable for the httpd process

#

if (getenv("is_login") == "Y")

plucky ridge
#

Wow

#

That's painful

floral viper
rough sapphire
#

is this a joke

plucky ridge
#

Why in the magical fuck would you ever turn that off

#

Okay, when you say name brand...

rough sapphire
#

fuck me, mkfs.ntfs doesn't fuck around

#

no confirmation, instantly just starts 0-ing the entire device

#

while mkfs.ext* is like "are you SURE you want to do this? [y/N]"

high verge
#

wait how is the interface different

#

btw how do you get hold of devices to test for cheap

#

while not getting stuff that's been done to death

#

i was messing around with my semi smart tv, found a potential buffer overflow using packet capture from the app on my phone

#

but then i searched up and messing up the buffer overflow can brick the device

stuck meteor
#

guys , better to use sys.stdout.write or print?

#

i mean, they do the same thing , maybe there's a difference in speed?

rough sapphire
#

they do not do the same thing

stuck meteor
#

well, print by default adds whitespace between args and also inserts newline automatically

#

stdout doesnt

#

but i think the main reason for using it is making a dual-version code

rough sapphire
#

they absolutely do not do the same thing

#
>>> from sys import stdout
>>> e = object()
>>> print(e)
<object object at 0x7fe28bcb5e30>
>>> stdout.write(e)
Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
TypeError: write() argument must be str, not object
round rose
#

IIRC print is essentially

def print(*args, sep=' ', end='\n', file=sys.stdout, flush=False):
    file.write(sep.join(map(str, args)) + end)
    if flush:
        file.flush()
#

Technically you might get a speed increase if you write a single string directly, but I doubt it'll be noticeable

plucky ridge
#

Or worth hurting the code clarity

true stag
rough sapphire
#

can we not spam this in every channel?

jagged glade
#

so I'm working on making an interpreter thingy in brainfuck

#

currently just determining the commands it'll have

plucky ridge
#

What do you mean interpreter in bf?

#

Like... written in another language to read bf or...

jagged glade
#

just a simple thing written in brainfuck to interpret stuff on a slightly higher level

stuck meteor
#
import antigravity
#

lmfao

stuck turtle
#

is that a real thing?

#
import antigravity

@stuck meteor

stuck meteor
#

yep

stuck turtle
#

woah

stuck meteor
#

the funny thing is

#

this is a standard library

#

i think it's made for fun, in facts its useless

stuck turtle
#

ok

plucky ridge
#

It's a fun little reference and it takes up a minimal amount of space

#

No harm in a couple good easter eggs

stuck meteor
#

yes there are others such as "import this"

plucky ridge
#

As well as...

#

!e from future import braces

royal lakeBOT
#

@plucky ridge :x: Your eval job has completed with return code 1.

001 |   File "<string>", line 1
002 | SyntaxError: not a chance
oak tangle
#

i think it's made for fun, in facts its useless
@stuck meteor

lemon_sentimental fun is not useless

stuck meteor
#

from __future__ import braces

#

lmfaoooooo

rough sapphire
#

is that real?

plucky ridge
#

The braces thing?

sand goblet
#

Yup

rough sapphire
#

yes

plucky ridge
#

Yep, it's actually in there

rough sapphire
#

Do they act like C braces?

plucky ridge
#

No no

#

It gives you an error

#

Saying that they'll never implement something like that

#

It's just an easter egg

rough sapphire
#

I have a thing for braces though, so that's sad.

plucky ridge
#

I think.... Gah, who was it that made one

high verge
#

that could be interpreted a number of ways

rough sapphire
#

xD

plucky ridge
#

@solid pollen Who made the braces thing. Was it Nix?

rough sapphire
#

Well, I like them in programming languages

plucky ridge
#

And do you have the link

rough sapphire
#

Because I started out with C/C++

#

They feel familiar and warm to me

plucky ridge
#

Sure but there's something to be said for keeping the languages pure to themselves

rough sapphire
#

like welcoming me into a programming language that has them

plucky ridge
#

Consistency across code and all that

sand goblet
#

I wonder what the closest thing to python with braces that's actually useful is

#

Does Nim use braces?

plucky ridge
#

I don't think so

sand goblet
#

Maybe Ruby then

rough sapphire
#

Well, I still do use programming languages without braces obviously

plucky ridge
#

Ruby also doesn't use braces

rough sapphire
#

and in python they'd be weird 😄

sand goblet
#

Dammit

rough sapphire
#

They use braces for different stuff

solid pollen
#

Who made the braces thing. Was it Nix?
@plucky ridge it was @modern island rooNut

rough sapphire
#

lambda syntax

plucky ridge
#

Thaaaaaaaat's right

rough sapphire
#

dicts

plucky ridge
#

I knew it started with an N

sand goblet
#

Kotlin uses them but it's not super close to python

rough sapphire
#

Oh right, braces are used for dictionaries in python too, aren't they?

plucky ridge
#

Julia doesn't use them either

#

Yep

#

And sets

rough sapphire
#

I can still code with braces in python!

solid pollen
#

JVM languages seems to work the best with lambda, for some reason

sand goblet
#

Getting creative with lambdas does seem common yeah

gentle moss
#

has anyone else seen bananya?

#

discovered it recently and it's one of the strangest but most inviting things i've watched

modern island
#

Braces go brrr

royal laurel
shell raptor
#

@static lance let's move here for a while

#

!e

class Animal:
    def __init__(self, name, age):
        self.name = name
        self.age = age
    
    @staticmethod
    def from_string(string):
        name, age = string.split()
        return Animal(name, int(age))        

    def __repr__(self):
        return f"{self.__class__.__name__}({self.name}, {self.age})"

print(Animal("John", 42))
print(Animal.from_string("Bob 256"))

class Dog(Animal):
    def bark(self):
        print("woof")

print(Dog("Alice", 64)) # fine
print(Dog.from_string("Charlie 1024")) # oops, not fine. Should've been a Dog!
royal lakeBOT
#

@shell raptor :white_check_mark: Your eval job has completed with return code 0.

001 | Animal(John, 42)
002 | Animal(Bob, 256)
003 | Dog(Alice, 64)
004 | Animal(Charlie, 1024)
shell raptor
#

from_string breaks here ^

#

Logically, it should have returned a Dog instance

#

!e

class Animal:
    def __init__(self, name, age):
        self.name = name
        self.age = age
    
    @classmethod
    def from_string(cls, string):
        name, age = string.split()
        return cls(name, int(age))        

    def __repr__(self):
        return f"{self.__class__.__name__}({self.name}, {self.age})"

print(Animal("John", 42))
print(Animal.from_string("Bob 256"))

class Dog(Animal):
    def bark(self):
        print("woof")

print(Dog("Alice", 64))
print(Dog.from_string("Charlie 1024"))
royal lakeBOT
#

@shell raptor :white_check_mark: Your eval job has completed with return code 0.

001 | Animal(John, 42)
002 | Animal(Bob, 256)
003 | Dog(Alice, 64)
004 | Dog(Charlie, 1024)
shell raptor
#

now it works correctly

static lance
#

so you when replaced return Animal(name, int(age))

#

With ||return cls(name, int(age))||

shell raptor
#

Yes, I used a class method instead of a static method.

static lance
#

||return cls(name, int(age)) ||

#

return cls(name, int(age))

#

it worked because the cls

#

which refers to the class method

shell raptor
#

Yes, because cls refers to the class you're referring to.

static lance
#

yup

shell raptor
#

And the static method had Animal hardcoded into it.

static lance
#

Thank You !
Now i Understand

rough sapphire
#

i'm gonna go watch some twin peaks and cry myself to sleep

#

nn gents and lads

plucky ridge
#

Night

rough sapphire
#

yöt

covert scaffold
long spoke
#

why is half the logo black?

sand goblet
long spoke
#

nice

minor jewel
#

havent talked here in quite a while

stuck meteor
#

What's this payload encrypted with

#

or what are all these letters after base64,

high verge
#

that's a type of URI

#

it has all the image data right there

#

the letters after base64 are a base64 encoding of the png image data

stuck meteor
#

oh got it

rough sapphire
#

Bloodborne is coming to PC

#

I am so happy

royal laurel
#

Men ....

#

Pretty

#

Yes

high verge
#

pretty men

#

where

viral panther
#

What

high verge
#

pretty men apparently

viral panther
#

Really?

high verge
#

like the song

royal laurel
#

Idk just, men pretty

viral panther
#

And Demon's Souls?

high verge
#

i assume you'd just emulate that

viral panther
#

Hopefully the PC port isn't as bad as the DS1 and DS3 ports were

high verge
#

it's like early ps3

#

oh god old ds1 for pc

rough sapphire
#

f

viral panther
#

It's weird because DS2 seemed perfect

high verge
#

@royal laurel where these pretty men at

#

i've been eating like 3 or 4 custard creams and a few slices of bread every time i start to get sleepy

royal laurel
#

Basically the rampage of face reveals we had

high verge
#

looks like hes been shot in the chest

#

thats not me btw

#

but i can see how you'd think it is

rough sapphire
#

o w o

rough sapphire
#

Logo gay

#

Change pls

tame pier
#

Why?

tight meadow
#

no

#

deal with it

tame pier
rough sapphire
#

Make original python

#

can i post meme here

warm widget
#

Prolly

rough sapphire
#

This gay month exists like 1999 never heared of it and now every server is using it and its everyhwere

tight meadow
#

you mean pride month?

rough sapphire
#

Jes

warm widget
#

Ahha

rough sapphire
#

xD

warm widget
#

Meme is actually accurate.

rough sapphire
#

Here in my cuntry its not a ting

shell cave
#

probably a poor country then

rough sapphire
#

Not all of them are using it, I don't think.

#

Yes

shell cave
#

figures

rough sapphire
#

Germany

shell cave
#

oh nice

warm widget
#

HA Germany.

shell cave
#

same country that got dunked in in ww2

rough sapphire
#

Not nice

#

Germany trash

#

looks like russia

#

Germany's beautiful. I want to see the Brandenburg Gate someday.

#

by ur name

#

Bulgarian

tame pier
#

I'd like to visit someday as well

rough sapphire
#

APEKSAND

#

thats ur name?

#

i am learning russian

#

Too many imigrants

tame pier
#

I'm in the states but heritage is German

tight meadow
#

germany looks nice

shell cave
#

shame you put such a bad name on Bulgaria

rough sapphire
#

Its just russia without a goolag

novel stone
#

I am also part German, other part Korean; but live in the States

warm widget
#

We had like 40k Venezuelans coming into our country where I live. Shit got tuff.

tight meadow
#

but I want to go to italy someday

#

I got a lot of haritage over there

rough sapphire
#

When i was kid i never see a black human but now i see verywhere

novel stone
#

i actually had a vacation planned to go to itaty right before Corona hit

rough sapphire
#

Germany or Poland is what I'm mainly interested in. My cousin went to the UK and she said it was astonishing.

#

Thanks merkel

warm widget
#

Wanna visit the parthenon , and giza.

rough sapphire
#

whats the upper half of the logo tho?

warm widget
#

And the Colosseum.

tame pier
#

Whereabouts are you from JEFF if you don't mind my asking

rough sapphire
#

Maine, USA.

tame pier
#

Oh cool!

rough sapphire
#

Yep!

tame pier
#

One of the few states I haven't been too :p

warm widget
#

Supposed to represent the BLM thing going on atm @rough sapphire

tame pier
#

closest is boston

#

nice part of the country

rough sapphire
#

ooh

#

i get it

#

Maine is really beautiful. It has lots of forests, but you probably know that already if you're been to New England at all.

#

You should try summitting Mount Katahdin if you're the hiking type of traveller.

tight meadow
#

just be glad you don't have pg&e to burn it all down

tame pier
#

Really need to do that more when I travel haha

honest star
#

Spent a week in Acadia and it was so gorgeous. The hiking was amazing.

rough sapphire
#

Even if we don't have PG&E, there are still some willing to destroy trees just to get the sand underneath them.

tame pier
#

or maybe actually go on a trip for myself for once after this covid thing blows over

rough sapphire
#

There's this one pond I live near that used to be incredibly densely filled with trees. Now it's a sand dune that ATVers and four-wheelers drive across chronically.

tame pier
#

That's sad

tight meadow
#

true

#

but PG&E is pure evil

rough sapphire
#

Gay logo

#

Yeah. It's a shame, too. My dad was around back when the pond wasn't deforested.

#

I never got to see it...

#

That's okay, though. There's still all sorts of trees. You won't be devoid of scenery if you visit Maine.

tame pier
#

Yeah I'll have to get up there one of these days

#

Maybe on the way to Germany 😄

tight meadow
#

traveling sounds fun but problably takes a lot of energy

tame pier
#

You get used to it after a while

#

My travel "build" is highly optimized at this point

#

Can do a week-long trip with a overhead bag and backpack and still have all the creature comforts

tight meadow
#

damn

#

that's nice

rough sapphire
#

Dont invade us

tight meadow
#

was not planning on it

rough sapphire
#

Gay logo
@rough sapphire I hope you're not using that as a pejorative.

rough sapphire
#

I'm ditching GitLab over GitHub

solid pollen
#

Good call IMO

twilit marlin
solid pollen
#

So that's a thing..

#

#BlackLivesMatter is racist

#

Lol.

sand goblet
#

Some people just don't get it

solid pollen
#

Apparently

sand goblet
#

I mean if the banner is huge then I agree with adding some hiding functionality since eg the Django one is larger than an entire screen on mobile

#

But it's not that big a deal

#

The Vue one is just a hashtag on mobile

solid pollen
#

Wat it is small as heck

sand goblet
#

It's not in the way at all, yeah

solid pollen
#

People really get upset for nothing

sand goblet
#

Yup

rough sapphire
#

i really don't know how people other than flat out racists can have issues with this

#

i just don't understand

sand goblet
#

Hanlon's razor

solid pollen
#

Hmmhm?

sand goblet
#

Don't assume malice when something is adequately explained by stupidity

rough sapphire
#

there's nothing "stupid" about taking offense with that banner to the point where you're trying to hide it with adblock

#

that's not stupidity. that's deliberate action.

sand goblet
#

Wat

#

Stupidity can involve action

solid pollen
#

Look at the president of the US

rough sapphire
#

not my point

#

and i don't think Trump is stupid

sand goblet
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I mean, I blocked the Django one, but only because it fills a screen and is on every page

rough sapphire
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i think he knows pretty well what he's doing a lto of the time

sand goblet
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Doesn't mean I don't support the cause though

rough sapphire
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I meant that banner specifically

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"banner" is even a strong word for that

sand goblet
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I'm not sure how the Vue one looks on desktop tbf

rough sapphire
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it's literally one word on a page

sand goblet
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Still not a problem on desktop

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This banner is fine

rough sapphire
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i honestly wouldn't have even noticed it was there personally

solid pollen
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I don't think I'd even notice it tbh

sand goblet
rough sapphire
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yes, that's a bit more extreme

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i've also blocked the wikipedia ones where they ask you to donate, lol

sand goblet
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I think everyone does at some point haha

rough sapphire
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like i love wikipedia and i have actually donated, but can you, like, shut up for a few minutes while i'm trying to read this article?

solid pollen
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There's isn't a nope button on the wiki thing? blobthinkingdown

sand goblet
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Not always

rough sapphire
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there's a "maybe later" button

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but it comes back every other article

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i've also seen this at the top of the page

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takes up more space than it looks

solid pollen
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This looks like a bug in all fairness, I never seen it doing that

rough sapphire
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you also sometimes get a disappointing look from Jimmy Wales next to your article about the vulva

solid pollen
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Maybe your VPN is causing this?

sand goblet
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It's unlikely to be a bug

solid pollen
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If you switch IPs around too fast

sand goblet
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This is wikimedia we're talking about

rough sapphire
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there's a wikipedia article on how to avoid wikipedia banners

solid pollen
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What haha

twilit marlin
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by the way, fellow pydisers, i wanna ask you a question
how do you think, can person have an opinion on some thing that they don't entirely understand? 🤔

rough sapphire
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can they? sure, people do all the time

twilit marlin
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after calling one news article as a fake, one person pointed out that i wasn't on place where this is happening

rough sapphire
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will it be of any value? up for debate

twilit marlin
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and i've got generally interesting thought of this

soft violet
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Do you need to have knowledge of how to compose a symphony to know how the music makes you feel?

rough sapphire
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no, but you need to have that knowledge to have opinions on the structural composition of the song

undone berry
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no, but you need to have that knowledge to have opinions on the structural composition of the song
You don't need any knowledge to be able to say something like "I like Vivaldi, it makes me feel summery" or some shit

soft violet
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I feel like it's more Tchaikovsky season right now.

undone berry
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Hah. Jokes on you. I meant the browser

rough sapphire
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You don't need any knowledge to be able to say something like "I like Vivaldi, it makes me feel summery" or some shit
@undone berry a feeling != an opinion

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an important distinction to make, in my opinion

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you can have one opinion while having the opposite feeling

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too often, people base their opinions solely on feelings

undone berry
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Yeah, I guess that's actually a pretty good point

soft violet
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Hm.

tacit flint
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f

rough sapphire
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chat's dead :(

feral yew
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F for chat

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it was a decent chat

undone berry
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Looking at clothes online - and apparently "Tailored Suit Shorts" are a thing - which I think is honestly hilarious

feral yew
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sjhdfgsdfhg

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what occasions are these even for

undone berry
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I have absolutely no idea - but I'm just imagining rocking up to work in like a law firm with a suit then shorts on

feral yew
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lmaoo

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my first thought was when you wanna show off your legs at a wedding

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reminds me of those fitness isn't a hobby, it's a lifestyle posts

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imagine wearing these to a funeral 😔

undone berry
rough sapphire
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beach wedding

undone berry
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but - wouldn't you just have on normal beach clothes?

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there's no rule saying your wedding guests have to have suits and ties - if you want a beach wedding, just ditch that stuff

feral yew
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ok but what if you want smart casual

undone berry
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that is not smart casual - that is business-dress-except-you-forgot-to-put-trousers-on

feral yew
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dlkgjdfglkjdgfk

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also

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that reminded me of this

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suit swimsuit

rough sapphire
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f

polar vigil
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For some weird reason ubuntu software center has dissappeared :/

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I just updated the ubuntu and now it's there again

rough sapphire
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Hes from africa arrived in germany

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He swimed all the way

polar vigil
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That photo looks edited some how

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I don't know why

topaz aurora
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Outlines seem to be drawn

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They seem weirdly illuminated

rough sapphire
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trying my best to find something to use for an antenna for my sdr

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i have the base/connector thing but have misplaced the actual antenna somehow

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Pringles can

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seriously considering just fucking soldering and hot gluing a fork to the base

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i tested it, it works great

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but i'm not sure i want to ruin a fork

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"ruin" a fork

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Silverware are fairly cheap for what they are

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yeah fuck it i'm doing it

undone berry
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spoons here cost 10p 20p each - I don't know the price of a fork, but it can't exactly be bank breaking

rough sapphire
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hrm

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the cheap fork i have performs much worse as an antenna

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adds a lot of noise for some reason

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Tell it to be quieter then

tulip palm
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maybe stop whacking the sdr with it so violently

fallen sparrow
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what frequencies are you interested in? depends a lot on that

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the dipole that comes with the rtl-sdr.com dongles is a good start (tuned to half wavelength)

polar vigil
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Fork as an antenna, smart!

rough sapphire
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i don't really know, trish

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but i just used a long strand of solder for the antenna

gentle moss
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nice

high verge
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@rough sapphire any recommendations on cheapish sdrs?

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my current one broke

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i have no idea how

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i was using it, then stopped for like 2 years and now it doesn't work

rough sapphire
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i have literally no idea - i'm only just getting into sdrs

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i'm using something that i got from uni

high verge
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probably in the price range of nooelec's ~£100 stuff