#ot1-perplexing-regexing

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tired osprey
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and again, the guy isnt doing this in his example code

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tehre is no closure

narrow comet
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are you sure you're not toad

tired osprey
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and that is making nix mad

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very

narrow comet
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it seems like your thing is that you're just toad

vestal briar
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Ok this is turning into shit quality chat

narrow comet
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you're British, like Toad

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you speak like Toad

tired osprey
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and yes i am in the position to speak of myself in the third person right now

narrow comet
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you're on the a Python server

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you're Toad

vestal briar
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Terry is very angry

tired osprey
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in other news

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because i just always rudely time out

vestal briar
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Timing out

narrow comet
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timing out

tired osprey
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😦

vestal briar
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OH shit

narrow comet
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why is this server so British

tired osprey
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why are niche camera protocls so hard to get

vestal briar
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It's got archived

narrow comet
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what's going on here

tired osprey
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Oh really

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where

tired osprey
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gimme

narrow comet
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are all Pythonistas Brits or at least western European

tired osprey
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yeah good enough

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shouldnt be too old

vestal briar
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Yeah

tired osprey
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how does one encode 10 bit of red in a pixel when using RGB

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wasnt it 8 bit?

vestal briar
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My todo list is k8s main priority, learning some python tricks/abc and tensorflow when that's all done and dusted

tired osprey
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so many qustions

narrow comet
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@tired osprey you could do that if it was more than 24-bit, I guess

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never heard of 30-bit colour though

tired osprey
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no i only have 10 bit red blue green and white

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10 bit each that is

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why are cameras so hard to work with...

vestal briar
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Uh oh

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Someone woke up

narrow comet
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what?

vestal briar
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Ok let's hope not to get shouted at

narrow comet
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10 bits for the whole thing or each

vestal briar
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Hmm

tired osprey
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each pixel

vestal briar
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Weird

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Makes more sense in bytes

tired osprey
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so 10 bit per color per pixel

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no 10 bits do not make sense

vestal briar
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Fuck

tired osprey
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and bytes dont make sense either

vestal briar
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Me tired

tired osprey
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1.25 bytes?

vestal briar
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1024

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Somethings

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No

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Yeah I am too tired for this

narrow comet
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so it's

tired osprey
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weakling

narrow comet
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40-bit?

tired osprey
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youre one our behind

narrow comet
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why is white even included?

tame pier
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what are you doing

tired osprey
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why are you asking me

narrow comet
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that shouldn't be a colour

tame pier
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image recognition

vestal briar
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Nix is being mean

tired osprey
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talking about weird embedded cameras

vestal briar
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You should ban

tired osprey
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and how to control them

tame pier
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Nix is always* mean

tired osprey
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and what they output

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bisk has been a bad influence

vestal briar
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Why are you embedding little tiny cameras into objects nix..

narrow comet
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whuh-oh I'm dying

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damn

vestal briar
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oops I forgot to put that bit in me

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cya guys when you die

narrow comet
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this is a bad feeling

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I don't like this at all

tame pier
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Sounds like a blast

tired osprey
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well basically because we might or might not want to take 3d images of a airfield

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which might or might not have a military base next to it

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which isnt the point though

vestal briar
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Nix

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You are not a good spy

tired osprey
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its for a comeptition

vestal briar
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Sure it is

tired osprey
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we just happen to do this next to a military base

narrow comet
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ouch ouch mahoo my thoughts are broken

vestal briar
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USA vs Germany

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Not sure why usa

tired osprey
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its actually a german base

vestal briar
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Yep

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Mhm

tired osprey
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i was identified as german because of my face yesterday

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:feelssteretypicalman:

vestal briar
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Well yes

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You look like a german coming out of MIT

narrow comet
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can you call the Germans germs or is that not kosh

vestal briar
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That joined a robot startup with a weird domain name

tired osprey
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i never heard that

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lol

vestal briar
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πŸ€”

tired osprey
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i guess as long as its not krauts its fine

vestal briar
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can you call the Germans germs or is that not kosh

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πŸ‘

narrow comet
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did I make a brand new sentence again

vestal briar
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Pretty sure you did

tired osprey
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sounds fine to me

vestal briar
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This is also a new sentance The DVP interface features differential, 5-volt positive-ECL (5V-PECL) signalling

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CBLANK_{H,L}, CSYNC_{H,L}, VSYNC_{H,L}, FIELD_{H,L} indicate the structure ofthe video raster being transmitted by the DVP interface

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These make a whole ton of sense nix

narrow comet
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trying to figure out other things

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germaymays

tired osprey
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dont question electronic english

narrow comet
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maybe not

tired osprey
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i once read a manual where it says

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"These 10 bits are dont care"

narrow comet
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g jop jahoos

tired osprey
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g is reserved for gdude

narrow comet
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ah

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gee golly goshnesses

vestal briar
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dosh is a weird word

narrow comet
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gee erman what's poppin'

vestal briar
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ay mah right and germ myn wus poppin

tired osprey
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whatever

narrow comet
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gernixian

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gernins

vestal briar
tired osprey
vestal briar
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@vapid bluff

narrow comet
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gern nins the brand new snack!

tired osprey
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cant we just say germans?

vestal briar
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The people of the Federal Republic of Germany

narrow comet
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oh you're right you can just say Germans

vestal briar
narrow comet
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Germenians?

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wait no I got it

vestal briar
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Tazmainians

narrow comet
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Germen

vestal briar
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grrrmen

tired osprey
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i could just go full nazi on owens comment and say that excludes the people from Austria

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but ill not

vestal briar
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What

narrow comet
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what's tazmainia

tired osprey
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the island south of australia?

vestal briar
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@narrow comet You know the country nz is near

narrow comet
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is it like Tasmania?

vestal briar
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Mhm

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taz for me

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More angry

narrow comet
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I used to think I lived on Tasmania

vestal briar
narrow comet
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yeah I wasn't very good at understanding that the bottom right of Australia isn't the same thing as Tasmania

vestal briar
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Mhm

tired osprey
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experts

vestal briar
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Nix

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Sleep

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You are saying random words

tired osprey
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hey owen how is this thing called in english?

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the animal that is

vestal briar
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I agree

narrow comet
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what animal

tired osprey
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the picture

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the animal in the picture

vestal briar
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Tasmanian devil

tired osprey
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how is it called

vestal briar
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The one we said

narrow comet
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what the hell even is that

vestal briar
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Ok

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Burn the witch

tired osprey
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let me rephrase it in geman

vestal briar
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You didn't watch loony tunes

tired osprey
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Tasmanischer Beutelteufel

vestal briar
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Yes

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Tasmanian devil

narrow comet
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no I have not seen a bunch of loony tunes

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what are you gonna do sue

vestal briar
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Well you missed out

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Heres a ceace and make me insist you

narrow comet
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it's cease and desist

vestal briar
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Yep

narrow comet
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not ceace and make me insist you

vestal briar
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And I scewed to make it make sense here

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Make me insist you to watch looney tunes

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Because cease and desist is stop

torn mural
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I'd like to get a lowend gpu for my old pc (which has a DG43NB mb). Some guy offered a gt 1030, but according to a website, it doesn't fit in the mb. But he tells me it does as long as I have a pcie slot, which apparently the mb does have
Any pros who know if it'd fit? πŸ€”

half spoke
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as long as you have a pcie slot and, more importantly enough room, you're good

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some cases aren't big enough for certain cards

torn mural
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I'll probably buy it anyway

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only 30$

tired osprey
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impl<DataOutPin, DataInPin, ClockPin, EnablePin> SccbThreeWire<DataOutPin, DataInPin, ClockPin, EnablePin>  where DataOutPin: OutputPin, DataInPin: InputPin, ClockPin: OutputPin. EnablePin: OutputPin {
    pub fn new(data: DataOutPin, clock: ClockPin, enable: EnablePin, to_output: fn(DataInPin) -> DataOutPin, to_input: fn(DataOutPin) -> DataInPin) -> Self {

it's an abdomination crazy laughing

timid latch
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any body has a file of links they use a lot?

wet steppe
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no

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that's bookmarks

timid latch
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hmmmmm....

wet steppe
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what sort of file type

timid latch
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txt

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like sorted into categories.

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try/except:
    docs: https: //docs.python.org/3/tutorial/errors.html
    basics: https: //www.w3schools.com/python/python_try_except.asp
    more practical examples: https://www.programiz.com/python-programming/exception-handling

pasting:
    discord sever: https://paste.pythondiscord.com/
    normal pastebin: https://pastebin.com/

other tools:
    visualize python code execution: http://www.pythontutor.com/visualize.html#mode=edit
    flow chart coder: https://code2flow.com/
    
other links:
    discord invite: https://disc  ord.gg/python```
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is there any programs to do this sort of thing?

summer rampart
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you mean bookmarks? most browsers support them out of the box

timid latch
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can you make folders/categories there?

lone otter
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yep

timid latch
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ohhh, did not know that xD. thx

lone otter
rough sapphire
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the

vestal briar
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eht

half spoke
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Teh

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Teh penguin of d00m

timid latch
grave phoenix
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That looks like rust

vestal briar
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@grave phoenix is high

grave phoenix
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I'm just 1.72

vestal briar
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Bloody use the horrible imperial system that the uk uses for hights and cars for some reason stupid man

grave phoenix
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What

vestal briar
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"Bloody use the horrible imperial system that the uk uses for hights and cars for some reason stupid man".upper()
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@grave phoenix

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print([i.upper() if ind % 2 else i.lower() for ind, i in enumerate("@TheClonerx is high")][0])
gentle moss
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@sand goblet

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i guess that's one option instead of like... keeping people actually safe

sand goblet
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yeah that.. seems like a non-solution

narrow comet
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can't you just now attack them with other implements instead

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or continue using the blunt utensils

sand goblet
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or just your hands

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yeah

narrow comet
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sounds pretty painful still

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lmao look at the comments

sand goblet
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792px

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hmmmmmmmmmmm

summer rampart
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only accepts .norm files

sand goblet
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lol

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well this was for facebook

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you'd think they knew how to scale an image

narrow comet
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haha, this is genius

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but scaled down

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(don't zoom into the image, just look closely at it on an LCD monitor)

gentle moss
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no.

narrow comet
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awe

sand goblet
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can't say I get it

worn kite
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wtf

sand goblet
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nope still don't get it

gentle moss
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i guess my screen is too high resolution

sand goblet
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or my eyesight is too bad

gentle moss
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or too good

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how can we tell when we have no idea what he's doing?

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sighs

sand goblet
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good point

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lol

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the most exclusionary joke ever

lone otter
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oh that's cool

gentle moss
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generational translator when

lone otter
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it's not a joke

gentle moss
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is it supposed to be the alphabet or something?

lone otter
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it's just like the digits and alphabet

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ye

gentle moss
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yeah, i sorta got that looking at the big image

sand goblet
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the only one I can see is the 7

gentle moss
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the only number to be scared of

sand goblet
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you're only as young as you feel

gentle moss
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no i mean it looks a bit like an iceaxe

sand goblet
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:P

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ahh, docker errors

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failed to create endpoint thirsty_hoover on network bridge

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thirsty_hoover

gentle moss
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the autonaming is fucking annoying

sand goblet
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at least it's memorable

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it's because I didn't reboot since my last kernel update by the way

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frequent kernel updates are becoming tricky

gentle moss
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oof

narrow comet
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you need to be able to look close enough that you can see the individual lights in the LCD

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which may be difficult with the naked eye

sand goblet
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difficult with glasses too

narrow comet
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ye

narrow comet
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asdfghjkl look at the

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SMM2 invitational

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look how much space there is

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the levels are lorge

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tall and wide

vestal briar
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Kubernetes is nice

sand goblet
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yes

vestal briar
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2 rpis and 3 virtual servers I'll be using it for

wet steppe
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Kubernetes is a bit overkill for rasberry pis tw

languid kelp
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Yo guys

wet steppe
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hi

languid kelp
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Hey

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@wet steppe do you use arch Linux

wet steppe
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I use Arch BTW

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also no

languid kelp
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Ok good answer

wet steppe
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why which distro do you like

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I like KDE Neon

languid kelp
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I like GNU/Linux

wet steppe
languid kelp
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Why don't you use arch

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What is your reasoning

wet steppe
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don't want rolling release

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oh yeah there's another reason

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I like to use Ubuntu server for VPS

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so its nice to also used something ubuntu-based for desktop

sand goblet
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I'm using manjaro stable right now

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it's nice because useful things like yay are in the repos

wet steppe
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what did you choose for desktop environment?

sand goblet
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gnome

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oh and let me tell you

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some advice

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that I wish I thought of earlier

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if you're browsing the gnome extensions store

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don't update a shell extension managed by your package manager

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it'll break entirely until you manually remove the install that's local to your account

narrow comet
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either GNOME sucks or I missed something

sand goblet
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I like gnome

worn kite
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Unity

wet steppe
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gnome is fine I used Fedora 26 for a while with gnome

sand goblet
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glad unity is dead

wet steppe
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not sure which version Fedora is on now.. maybe 29?

sand goblet
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although manjaro gnome does look like unity

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with the left dock

wet steppe
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KDE Neon is nicest Ubuntu

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I was gonna install a bunch of KDE apps anyway tw

narrow comet
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Unity is beautiful

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I loved Unity

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problem with GNOME is it installs all the GNOME apps and stuff

summer rampart
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you can do a minimal install

wet steppe
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if you do a minimal install
may as well use a lighter DE, no?

summer rampart
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no?

narrow comet
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I just picked i3

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now it's beautifulll

wet steppe
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i3 is good if you rice it well yeah

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whole point of Gnome is its a heavy DE that does everything

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if you do a minimal install that kinda defeats the point of Gnome

sinful copper
wet steppe
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lmao

rough sapphire
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XD

wet steppe
rough sapphire
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also the bug where if the first character is a punctuation.. messes up your fomatting and extension..

vestal briar
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Poor dude

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Hes a marine biologist

wet steppe
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Emacs best

sand goblet
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just more proof that modeline is silly

vestal briar
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When does pride month end

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Or begin

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28th?

sand goblet
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it's just.. june.

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all of june.

vestal briar
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Ah πŸ‘

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Because the icon changed early I think

tulip palm
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we changed the icon at like 1-2AM on the 1st iirc, so that doesn't seem early to me.

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or, that's when i noticed. i think the bot does it automatically on midnight though

oak tangle
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Seasonalbot changed it at midnight UTC

vestal briar
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Weiirid

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I swore it was on the 28th

oak tangle
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Nah, we even made some last minute changes on the 31st of May

vestal briar
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Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

narrow comet
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I've accidentally made a mathematical function and I don't know how

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f(x) = x(x + 1) + (x(x+1)/2) it generates multiples of 3 in a pattern I don't know

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in more programmer like speak x squared plus x plus sum(range(x + 1))

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I believe

torn leaf
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anyone want to make a text based adventure game

narrow comet
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want to?

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wdym

torn leaf
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want to make on

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one

rough sapphire
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You wake up in a daze and find yourself in a cot, not at home. You spring up and find that you're also not wearing the clothes you had previously. You're now wearing a baggy t-shirt and jean pants. Flip flops are on the floor next to the cot. What do you do?

narrow comet
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look for a window

rough sapphire
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There is no window in this room

wet steppe
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write python

torn leaf
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wat defaq

rough sapphire
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I don't understand write

wet steppe
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check iphone

rough sapphire
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I don't understand wat

narrow comet
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@rough sapphire look door

rough sapphire
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You do not have item iphone

wet steppe
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look under cot

narrow comet
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do nothing btw you can do bold in text boxes

torn leaf
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woa

rough sapphire
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You look at the door, admiring the spiral within

narrow comet
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smash door

rough sapphire
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You look under the cot and find a dusty note

narrow comet
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pick up note

rough sapphire
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You use all your strength to destroy the solid wood door

narrow comet
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read note

torn leaf
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what game is this

rough sapphire
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You pick up the note

narrow comet
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@torn leaf I think it's his mind

torn leaf
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lmao

rough sapphire
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The note reads "I don't know what kind of hell I've found myself in but I need to get out of here fast". The handwriting looks like yours.

narrow comet
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eat note

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look through door

rough sapphire
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You crumple up the note and place it into your mouth, gnawing and chewing at it, forcing it down your throat. You wonder what it would feel like to get a papercut in your mouth.

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You look out of where the door used to be. There is a field as far as you can see.

narrow comet
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dive field head first

rough sapphire
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You prepare for a wonderfully choreographed dive into the field. You land head first on the handle of a rake. That wasn't very smart.

torn leaf
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pff

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use med kit

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lol

rough sapphire
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You do not have a med kit

narrow comet
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failed

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You do not have a med kit

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damn

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there

tired osprey
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@narrow comet the explanation is that your function comes down to

3/2 * (x^2 + x)

which is obviously always dividable by 3

narrow comet
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@tired osprey ye I told a mathematics major I knew of and he said the same thing

rough sapphire
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I do not understand the explanation

narrow comet
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quit

tired osprey
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he doesnt understand quit

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silly

rough sapphire
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SYSERROR: HARD RESET

tired osprey
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lets hope the scenario has a random seed so the resetted one is different...

narrow comet
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whuh ou

wet steppe
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XD

narrow comet
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hmm

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let's see

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bash

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sh

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zsh

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fish

tired osprey
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fish

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yeah

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tcsh

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csh

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ksh

narrow comet
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oh it's called fish because it ends in sh!

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just noticed that

tired osprey
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......................................................

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thats the reason 99% of popular shells have their name

narrow comet
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I know

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I thought fish was an outlier

rough sapphire
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You awake to find yourself in the middle of a field. The sun feels as if it's been on you for several days.

narrow comet
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just like spiders georg

tired osprey
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see the thing is that there arent even a hundred popular shells so there is no outlier πŸ˜‰

narrow comet
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heck

tired osprey
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@rough sapphire shouldnt I be dead already?

narrow comet
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it took me a long time to come up with that function

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@rough sapphire oof man

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go to doctor

rough sapphire
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I don't understand shouldnt

narrow comet
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talk to doctor

rough sapphire
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The sun should feel bad that it didn't ask for consent.. bad sun.. bad

tired osprey
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@rough sapphire why am I not dead

rough sapphire
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There are no doctors around

narrow comet
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"I think I am at risk of developing skin cancer"

tired osprey
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you probably already have at this poitn lol

narrow comet
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yeah...

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also my skin should be a nice pure black right about now

tired osprey
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@rough sapphire do I feel like I have cancer?

rough sapphire
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I got loads of melanin.. marked safe

narrow comet
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"feel"?

rough sapphire
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You do not feel like you have cancer

tired osprey
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cool

narrow comet
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oh boy I feel like I have cancer today Smith

rough sapphire
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where is the nearest 7/11

narrow comet
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ah dang George that's a shame

tired osprey
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yeah thats how you get a day free lyricly

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quite simple

rough sapphire
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You are unsure as to where the nearest 7/11 is

tired osprey
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I am unsure as to what a 7/11 is

narrow comet
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gonna be honest sometimes I go on long leaps of thought, I got to that function that makes 3 from chess

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@tired osprey corner store

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dollar shop

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pound shop?

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unh

tired osprey
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i see

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euro shop

narrow comet
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two dollar shop

tired osprey
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:p

narrow comet
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are they really called euro shops

tired osprey
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yes

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one euro shops

narrow comet
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I assumed it wouldn't be a dumb name

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wow

rough sapphire
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no I think those are the ones in amsterdam.. with the people on display

tired osprey
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people on display?

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since when is slavery legal in the netherlands again?

rough sapphire
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lol..

narrow comet
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I've been to the Netherlands

tired osprey
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i wonder what scott has been writing on

narrow comet
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not long but it was nice

rough sapphire
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You look to the sky as a bird the size of a small house flies across the field over your head. You wonder what type of world you've found yourself in

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this is not the time to debate on the human condition.. have to save yourself.. you're stuck without a 7/11 in sight.. and risking dehydration

narrow comet
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@rough sapphire we're in another universe, doofus

tired osprey
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yeah tron

narrow comet
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@rough sapphire drink urine

rough sapphire
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oh.. I thought it was a desert..

tired osprey
#

read the fucking plot man

rough sapphire
#

Scrolls up

#

You don't have item urine

tired osprey
narrow comet
#

pee

rough sapphire
#

You don't feel like doing that right now

narrow comet
#

drink saliva

rough sapphire
#

great.. dehydration and a UTI

tired osprey
#

@rough sapphire drink closest fluid I feel like drinking right now

rough sapphire
#

You look around and can't find any fluid

#

should I yell for help

#

Yes

tired osprey
#

doesnt yell for help

rough sapphire
#

Marco

#

A large troll arises from the field in the distance and yells POLO

narrow comet
#

I place my hands on the ground and attempt to muster up some form of power

rough sapphire
#

You look to the ground and cry

narrow comet
#

ah

rough sapphire
#

is the troll friendly.. does he know of 4chan

tired osprey
#

how do those relate

rough sapphire
#

The troll does not understand English

tired osprey
#

and how do you know we have 4chan in this universe

#

fucking hell Tron

narrow comet
#

@tired osprey there are trolls on 4chan, I guess?

tired osprey
#

be realistic

narrow comet
#

it doesn't make any sense

rough sapphire
#

im trying to gauge what sort of troll he is..

narrow comet
#

are we just bashing on Tron now

#

dude, "large troll"

#

oh I see the confusion now

rough sapphire
#

As you attempt to piece together your thoughts, the troll begins to walk toward your direction

narrow comet
#

what colour is the troll's skin... never mind

rough sapphire
#

hey.. i'm dehydrated.. takes me a while

#

The troll's skin is green

narrow comet
#

awesome

#

run

rough sapphire
#

runnnn

tired osprey
#

why are we doing this again?

rough sapphire
#

You begin to sprint towards the troll

narrow comet
#

god dammit

#

run away troll

rough sapphire
#

run under his legs and slide

narrow comet
#

run faster

#

slide

rough sapphire
#

You yell RUN AWAY TROLL

narrow comet
#

YES

#

that's good

rough sapphire
#

run forrest RUN

#

The troll is confused and believes you are attempting to play a game

narrow comet
#

let's take out the troll

rough sapphire
#

The troll takes out a large wooden weapon

#

fling poop at the troll so he leaves me alone..

narrow comet
#

remove pants and equip as weapon

rough sapphire
#

You remove your pants and begin moving them around like a lasso

#

The troll is visibly concerned as they have a fear of cowboys

narrow comet
#

I chant del world.objects["troll"] repeatedly

#

while attempting to lasso the troll by the neck

tired osprey
#

why are we doing this againÜ

rough sapphire
#

You yell del.world.objects["troll"] while still sprinting towards the troll

tired osprey
#

hey @rough sapphire can we maybe get some more visual output of this? Like a 2.0 version

rough sapphire
#

As you appear closer to the troll, you realize the troll is larger than you originally thought. You're not sure how you'll lasso a 30 foot troll

#

I think rendering every scene will take a while..

tired osprey
#

not my problem

narrow comet
#

alright lasso his dick we were all waiting for this one

rough sapphire
#

XD

#

I knew this was going to happen

#

You're not sure how you'll accomplish that when the troll is female

#

totally predicted it

#

welp.. didn't see that coming

narrow comet
#

fine

#

I suspected that might be a possibility

#

eat troll's leg

rough sapphire
#

yeah bite troll's leg.. and proceed to run again

narrow comet
#

run AWAY

#

and not into a ditch

rough sapphire
#

You lunge towards the troll and start gnawing at it's left leg

#

Between bites you yell YEE HAW PARDNER

narrow comet
#

I cannot breathe

rough sapphire
#

This causes the troll to stumble and fall, landing back into the field

narrow comet
#

steal the sword

#

run firmly away from troll

rough sapphire
#

I can't find a sword

#

You proceed to run back the way you came

tame pier
#

(*Lvl4Sword)

rough sapphire
#

The troll, visibly scared, runs off

narrow comet
#

snap fingers and create spark

tame pier
#

Snaps fingers and deletes half of the troll

rough sapphire
#

You snap your fingers to the tune of Michael Jackson's - Smooth Criminal

narrow comet
#

you've been hit by

#

you've been struck by

#

a smooth criminal

tame pier
#

a purple memelord

rough sapphire
#

You look around trying to find out where you are and see a mountain in the west

#

You remember reading about a location that looked much like this in a book, called _________

#

My Alpaca and Me

#

The old book My Alpaca and Me detailed a river flowing from a mountain and into a valley used for farming. Could this be where you are?

narrow comet
#

no

#

Holes

rough sapphire
#

You decide that it's not remotely close to some book you read and feel like you should come up with a plan of action regardless

narrow comet
#

eat grass

rough sapphire
#

there must be water.. I head towards the mountain.. better than waiting for the troll to come back

#

You believe that a warcry so enemies know you're coming would be a good idea. Your warcry is ____________

#

My Milkshake brings all the Boys to the Yard

#

You look to the heavens and with your fists to the sky, shout MY MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD

#

You're getting thirsty and feel there must be water towards the mountain. You proceed to travel West

tame pier
rough sapphire
#

As you get to the base of the mountain, you notice what looks like a river, but the stream is shiny and golden

#

drink it anyway.. maybe it'll give me super powers..

tame pier
rough sapphire
#

You proceed to create a bowl with both of your hands and drink from the stream

narrow comet
#

slam dunk body into river

#

also, equip pants as clothing for lower body

rough sapphire
#

As you drink from the stream, you feel your stomach getting full. You're no longer hungry, but still thirsty

narrow comet
#

dangit it's a meal stream

rough sapphire
#

You move back a few feet and jump into the stream

narrow comet
#

it's full of meal, not stream

rough sapphire
#

The wild current sweeps you away

#

You thrash and attempt to force yourself to stay above water, but it's useless and you pass out

narrow comet
#

dangit

rough sapphire
#

You awake further up the mountain than where the stream was

#

check to see if im a ghost now..

narrow comet
#

stream that goes up, understood

rough sapphire
#

You check to see if you died from that stream. You're very much still alive

narrow comet
#

I jump down to the bottom of the mountain into the stream

rough sapphire
#

You look down the mountain and decide that death by heights isn't a good idea

narrow comet
#

I slide down the mealstream

rough sapphire
#

You look around for the stream

#

The stream is further down the mountain and inaccessible from your current location

narrow comet
#

remove all clothing items, place around feet, jump down to mealstream

#

slide down mealstream

rough sapphire
#

You proceed to strip naked and put your clothes around your feet

#

You take a big sigh and proceed to jump down the mountain

#

You roll up into a ball and proceed to speed down the mountain like Sonic

narrow comet
#

Y E S

rough sapphire
#

I sure am taking my pants off a lot today..

tired osprey
#

okayyyyyyyyy

#

this is where Im out

narrow comet
#

I am Sonic the Hedgehog Nix

tired osprey
#

cool

rough sapphire
#

lol

tired osprey
#

except that you're not

#

youre just like him

narrow comet
#

I'm dropping out in 5 minutes

#

100%

#

I need to sleep

tired osprey
#

10 minutes later....

rough sapphire
#

East I thought you said Weast

narrow comet
#

@tired osprey what are you doing being up at 4

rough sapphire
#

Your shirt gets caught on a large rock and stops your roll, scraping your body against the hard rock-ridden ground for a few hundred feet

tired osprey
#

well

narrow comet
#

god dammit

tired osprey
#

basically I finished school a week ago

#

and

#

now I got free time until september

narrow comet
#

a few hundred feet?!

#

I'm so dead

tired osprey
#

youre sonic sonic just respawns

rough sapphire
#

You look to the sky and shout your warcry

narrow comet
#

no, Sonic always dies permanently

rough sapphire
#

maybe the water gave me powers..

narrow comet
#

you escape to another timeline to pretend he didn't

#

but he did

rough sapphire
#

MY MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD

tired osprey
#

aha

rough sapphire
#

The heavens feel mercy upon you and grace you with the liquid of the gods, quenching your thirst for as long as you live

#

sure.. now it rains..

tired osprey
#

hey guys I finished my project but gotta wait until saturday or even next week saturday to verify its working

#

what do i do in the mean time

narrow comet
#

I started a projext

#

what do I do in the meantime

#

crap it's been 5 minutes

#

okay I'll leave by 3AM

rough sapphire
#

SYSCOMMAND: STATE SAVED

#

Do you wish to quit?

tired osprey
#

i mean i actually got 3 projects done and need to verify they work all with the same guy at the same day

narrow comet
#

y

#

yes

tired osprey
#

stock piling more seems boring

rough sapphire
#

SYSCOMMAND: QUIT

#

See you next time!

#

weeee

narrow comet
#

awesome

tired osprey
#

when even is next time

narrow comet
#

now I'm going to enjoy the embrace of sleep

rough sapphire
#

I think everyone enjoyed that lol

narrow comet
#

bye losers

#

@everyone

tired osprey
#

but you didnt answer my question

narrow comet
#

yup I enjoyed it

tired osprey
#

😦

narrow comet
#

when is next time

rough sapphire
#

@tired osprey Whenever, really

narrow comet
#

okay, bue

#

bye

rough sapphire
#

I thought that was pretty great

#

on the next episode of DragonBall Z

#

Goku proceeds to yell

tired osprey
#

its really funny to see all the FOSS people rip each other apart in the rust chat service discussion

rough sapphire
#

ALL THAT AND MORE ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DARGAN BALL ZEE!

tired osprey
#

everyone is crying why their insert free chat service wasnt proposed

#

and how shitty discord is of course

#

does somebody happen to have used Mattermost?

gentle sparrow
#

Riot/matrix seems most promising

worldly grail
#

anyone buying cyberpunk ?

sand goblet
#

@tired osprey I have

#

It's pretty terrible

proper dune
#

more terrible than slack?

sand goblet
#

Yeah, unfortunately

gentle sparrow
#

Remember, no pre-orders

sand goblet
#

Huh?

gentle sparrow
#

Old cod meme

#

Applied to PEOPLE WHO PRE-ORDER DIGITAL GOODS WITH NO SUPPLY OR DELIVERY LIMITATIONS

warped wolf
#

Man, that game is pretty old now isn't it?

#

MW2 that mission was on?

gentle sparrow
warped wolf
#

2009, jeez

gentle sparrow
#

Hey dont shame my vintage memez bisksquintzoom

warped wolf
#

I'm not shaming anything, just lamenting about the passage of time :(

gentle sparrow
#

I see, carry on

tame terrace
#

vintage memes are rad

#

I'll take leekspin over dabs any day

sand goblet
#

Word

rough sapphire
#

Windows 95

oak tangle
#

Windows 95 was serious business. Don't turn it into a meme.

rough sapphire
#

I thought we were naming old things.. lol..

oak tangle
rough sapphire
#

very retro

oak tangle
#

Now that's retro

#

Hinting at the possilibity of pressing enter and returning to Windows

rough sapphire
#

keyboard not detected. Press any key to continue

oak tangle
#

Wasn't it some F-key you needed to press?

#

It probably differs

rough sapphire
#

memory is fuzzy.. seeing as I was <10 for anything below XP .. lol

vestal briar
#

I used xp as my first os

#

From 4 years old until like 8-9

#

Now its rotting in the loft

#

Wanted to make it a little linux machine but I have no real nostalgia with it

grave phoenix
#

My first machine was a Mac

#

My dad's work pc

#

(he at the time worked from home)

wet steppe
#

Macs too expensive

#

MacOS is nice
and so is iOS
but they are locked behind Apple's costly device prices

grave phoenix
#

My dad is graphic designer, he had to have a mac

#

It was around 1990

wet steppe
#

yeah

#

adobe used to be mac-only

grave phoenix
#

I still have that pc, and still works

wet steppe
#

now the main mac-only apps are just
Logic and Final Cut

grave phoenix
#

It doesn't even has that much dust either

wet steppe
#

nice

grave phoenix
#

I just need a keyboard

#

And idk if I still have the mouse

#

I wonder if it has some value πŸ€”

#

After that I got an xp machine

#

I remember playing a lot counter strike and those games that came in the cereals

#

Until the power supply died

wet steppe
#

OMG Cereal games were the best

#

Coco Pops had some webgames

grave phoenix
#

Yeah those too

#

After some years I got a win8 laptop

#

It was trash

#

And still is

#

I remember that I had to remove the disk reader because it was extremely noisy

#

Nowdays I have a hp laptop with arch and win10 for some games

#

But I really liked playing pacman on the mac

#

Best childhood memories

#

xd

jagged fog
vestal briar
#

Haha

#

My CS teacher said that a scripting lang isnt a type of programming language

#

Litrelly the first line of wikipedia: A scripting or script language is a programming language that supports scripts

jagged fog
#

"teacher"

vestal briar
#

Mhm

#

Everyone that knows a thing about programming are quietly laughing in the back of the classroom

#

Then he eagerly says then hes been in industry

#

One job for 5 years

#

(Elitist for microsoft)

snow adder
#

sounds like gatekeeping/elitism to me tbh. unless you are trying to find a language to embed in another program it doesnt really matter if a language is called a 'scripting' language.

#

if you can write stand alone programs in a language and people would actually want to use those programs, there is no reason to get too serious about if its really a scripting language or not

wet steppe
#

scripting is a task that a language can do

#

not a property of a language overall πŸ˜ƒ

snow adder
#

yeah, imo its more of a property of the runtime for the language usually

vestal briar
#

Yep

#

He also says that to be in the industry you have to learn multipule techs and languages (yeah) & then he tells me to stop doing "whatever c++ thing you are doing" (said once I was learning C whilst doing python fulltime) and sets a ton of C# tasks on me

#

Oh he also asked me in the same genre (knowing tech) about if I know XML because it is used in "the mobile sector".. Dude, it's just a shitty html-based markup language that 99% of programmers know because 1. its a basic markup language and 2. we have been forced to work with xml/html once in our lives

#

This is all coming from a guy that is teaching a intro to CS class with some C# involved just being elistist for no reason. He also asks every now and then if I know C# (slightly different questions but all asking the same thing style); I tell him everytime that I done a lot of it last year and know decently (above what they are teaching, loops & if statements currently)

#

Anyway, rant over

grave phoenix
#

Who uses C# anyway

#

And json is more used than xml nowdays

vestal briar
#

Lots of corprate pro-windows buissnesses in my city (not a very fast mover)

narrow comet
#

XML?

#

XML?

vestal briar
#

Yeah

narrow comet
#

who even needs to know XML

vestal briar
#

Fucking xml

narrow comet
#

it's not like you should make a habit of writing it manually

vestal briar
#

I think he was asking for fucking windows forms gui design

narrow comet
#

lmao

vestal briar
#

If you are using c# you may aswell just use the drag and drop builder the thing that wpf was made for

grave phoenix
#

C# is not the best in Linux

vestal briar
#

Nope

#

He also said eariler on in the year that "only actual companies use Windows, if you the company is using linux they are not setup for the real world or cant afford the lisences"

grave phoenix
#

Lmao

vestal briar
#

I am blown away by his elitism still

#

It's been a year of him with on and off lessons now

grave phoenix
#

what an hipocrite

sand goblet
#

Cadence of Hyrule released on switch today so obviously that was an instabuy for me

#

Zelda and crypt of the necrodancer? Sign me the heck up

#

And yeah it's as good as you'd expect, loving it so far

#

The soundtrack is great, it's all remixes of zelda music and necrodancer music

#

often with nods to both in the same track

#

definitely gonna be buying that

wet steppe
#

there's a lot of legacy XML out there

wooden kindle
tame terrace
#

haven't seen a thinkcentre case in a long time.

#

looks like you'd have a hard time fitting a real gpu into it

#

and I'm pretty sure 650W is overkill for that rig

wooden kindle
#

Bunch of old parts lying around the office

#

It's 400w, just in a 650w box haha

tame terrace
#

haha

#

I see

#

is the PSU too large for the case?

#

like is it possible to close the case?

#

it looks like it's sticking out

#

it's definitely sticking out

#

haha

wooden kindle
#

Nope, that's not closing. I had to rip a huge chunk out of the case just to make it fit

final lion
#

HELP ME

tame terrace
#

@final lion don't do that

wooden kindle
final lion
#

i have waited for ever

tame terrace
#

yes. sometimes it takes a while. we're volunteers. this channel is for off-topic chat, not for telling people to help you.

narrow comet
#

please be patient and a help service emp- uh, person that likes to help will be there shortly

wooden kindle
#

Surprised it booted tbh

tulip palm
#

yeah i know, windows doesn't usually do that properly

buoyant pendant
#

Yeah you should probably use linux instead tbh

wooden kindle
#

I do, just need windows to package a project

#

hence frankenstein's monster pc edition

buoyant pendant
#

Windows is to linux what edge is to chrome. Used to install the better product hahaha

#

Jk windows is fine :)

rough sapphire
#

@sand goblet Eh. I'd wait on reviews and everything

#

I can't suggest anyone ever preordering for anything. Speaking from a day one buyer of No Man Sky.

sand goblet
#

It's pretty hard to go wrong

cosmic quiver
#

cadence of hyrule fucking rules

sand goblet
#

nah, NMS had red flags

narrow comet
#

@rough sapphire but no man's sky is good though

#

okay, it wasn't

cosmic quiver
#

How on earth would zelda x necrodancer be bad

sand goblet
#

it wasn't, it's acceptable now

narrow comet
#

do I have to get hyrule fu-

sand goblet
#

but you have to remember what they said

narrow comet
#

okay, I read the wrong part of Ava's message

#

do I have to get cadence of hyrule not

cosmic quiver
#

you absolutely have to

#

GOTY material

rough sapphire
narrow comet
#

I'll see if it's in the budget

#

I have SMM2 to be getting

sand goblet
#

the guys being interviewed about NMS said - in separate interviews - that NMS was definitely going to have multiplayer

#

and also that it wouldn't

cosmic quiver
#

I don't like the shovel and torch breaking mechanics though (-Ο‰-、)

#

I guess there's an abundance of both though

sand goblet
#

Yeah, and I think you always get one when you eventually get lynched

#

at the store thing

cosmic quiver
#

yeah pretty much

vestal briar
#

Fuck I have to learn nosql, kubernetes and distruting nosql with kubernetes

wet steppe
#

nosql is easy

#

kubernetes is hard

jagged fog
slim narwhal
#

is the name related for this petition?

summer rampart
#

the petition is satire (I sincerely hope so)

slim narwhal
#

idk, but i like it being called snek

narrow comet
#

does Python not include women

slim narwhal
#

visual representation

tame pier
#

I'm honestly confused

slim narwhal
#

me neither

#

i need to sleep

#

seeya

oak tangle
#

It's a troll petition that's over 9 months old

tame pier
#

Ah

oak tangle
#

It's barely received any attention

tame pier
#

Good

narrow comet
slim narwhal
#

that

narrow comet
#

a weird petition existing on change.org is meaningless

#

it's like weird images existing on deviantart...

slim narwhal
#

but

narrow comet
#

/r/swordorsheath

#

I honestly can't tell

slim narwhal
#

im scared

narrow comet
#

is that a sheath

#

but it could be a sword though

slim narwhal
#

is there people that rlly uses the tenor command for discord?

narrow comet
#

I can't tell for sure

narrow comet
#

that this command existed

rough sapphire
#

@slim narwhal ^

narrow comet
#

my soul is in the abyss

#

in other news

#

I don't have any other news

slim narwhal
#

i have enough existencial crisis inside me, dont make it into discord commands plz

narrow comet
#

@rough sapphire for the foo the bar the baz

#

non-intellectuals: you're welcome

#

max brains: shiny

#

SHINYYYYYYYY like a sunken pirate red

rough sapphire
#

When ya girl cleans up the entire house and you pick up a single piece of trash off the floor and throw it in the trash can:

narrow comet
#

or is it pirate dread

slim narwhal
#

someone is reposting

#

btw

#

do u guys like my profile

narrow comet
#

I wanted "scott is dumb"

#

but they didn't have that

rough sapphire
#

@narrow comet ouch

#

my pride

slim narwhal
#

time to make it

narrow comet
#

your pride should be pretty oofed rn

rough sapphire
#

is that a threat

narrow comet
#

my neural network skills are now 100 times better now that I've realized that I was being a dumbass before

slim narwhal
#

i dont know anything about neural networks

#

i mean, i dont know how to apply them rn

#

im going to check if there is a snek library that does that

rough sapphire
#

pika pi

#

hey have you seen the new pikachu movie

narrow comet
#

@slim narwhal there is

#

tensorflow.keras

#

which basically trains a net for you

rough sapphire
#

where is everyone

tame terrace
#

they all left

rough sapphire
#

le gasp where did they go..

tame terrace
rough sapphire
#

to watch the history channel?

#

is there a documentary on..

sand goblet
#

aliens

sand goblet
#

welp that's cadence of hyrule finished

#

probably will replay as link and see what the customisations are about

narrow comet
#

@sand goblet already?

sand goblet
#

Yep

tame terrace
#

this was a good read

grave phoenix
#

Talking about Zelda, I got stuck in a part of minish cap GWczeAngryCry

#

Why do I suck

rough sapphire
#

that was a good read.. they got too greedy

#

like this guy

robust sierra
#

lmao

#

great

vestal briar
#

πŸ‘

crisp sierra
#

hahaha

crisp sierra
#

is anybody else deeply interested in the new AMD chips or just me. I'm looking to finally retire the 2500K

#

waiting for benchmarks, but supposedly floating point performance alone is improved by a factor of 2 over the last gen Ryzens

wet steppe
#

i5 2500K?

crisp sierra
#

yes

wet steppe
#

wow

crisp sierra
#

it's a seriously good chip

wet steppe
#

πŸ€”

#

are you in USA?

sand goblet
#

The reason for the rise in AMD performance is, well, it's not a rise

#

It's a fall in Intel performance thanks to all the fixed exploits

#

AMD is the way to go right now

wet steppe
#

Microcenter have ryzen 7 1700x for 100 dollars
if you are american

crisp sierra
#

I'm in Canada

wet steppe
#

can you drive over the border πŸ˜„

#

Microcenter prices are not beatable

crisp sierra
#

gdude they actually benched the new AMD chips against Intel with mitigations disabled on the Intel but enabled on the new AMD silicon, one sec

sand goblet
#

Oh nice

#

Haha

crisp sierra
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The blurb attached on the forum I read is: According to Paul's Hardware, the benchmarks AMD showed off at E3 were done with all the Spectre/Meltdown/etc. mitigations disabled and on Windows 10 1809 which doesn't have the Ryzen scheduler improvements from 1903:
and further, someone else watched the video and said ```
Oh wow, more specifically, BOTH systems were done without hyperthreading mitigations. So on a fully-updated bench rig, Intel perf is only going to go down, and Ryzen perf should only go up, making the gaps even wider.

Talk about a kicking a man when he's down. ```

sand goblet
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Yeah, it's the way to go alright

wet steppe
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the 3950X is pretty amazing

sand goblet
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I have an i7 7700k, wonder how much I lost

crisp sierra
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A 3700X looks like my spot

vestal briar
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Hah

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AMD is awesome in my view

wet steppe
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if you want lots of cores better to wait until late 2019
cos a 64 core threadripper might be coming

vestal briar
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They OS a ton of stuff at affordable prices

crisp sierra
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My last AMD was an Athlon, I went from that to the i5-2500K

vestal briar
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I had an FX for a while, apart from the bloody heat and power of that thing, it was damn good

wet steppe
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AMD GPUs are still not great
Nvidia best for high end gaming

vestal briar
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Well yeah

crisp sierra
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Update 6/14/2019 5:03 GMT+5: My source reached out to correct that the best expectation is β€œlate Q4”. Did you think AMD was done with Threadripper? Well, if that’s what you thought, I have some good news. I have confirmation that the company is preparing an absolutely m...

wet steppe
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nice

vestal briar
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GPUs for amd are more of a side affair for them

crisp sierra
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Fartripper

wet steppe
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yeah someone posted that in Programming server yesterday

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64 Core consumer part would be amazing

sand goblet
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Would it though?

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What would you use it for