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robust sierra
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then i can persuade my dad to allow me to buid my own computer

worn kite
wild yarrow
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oh shit i don't think i have :D

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that's p cool

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o.o

tame pier
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Nicee

sturdy isle
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are there any good online games now

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for someone who hates battle royal shit

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and CoD crap

sour shale
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dota 2

glass gorge
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I basically only play csgo

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and random single player games

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like Stardew valley, Not tonight etc

sour shale
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modded minecraft

glass gorge
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I do that, until i progress enough to having to do automate stuff. Get confused, quit πŸ˜‚

sturdy isle
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I have been only playing Rimworld for last few months

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never liked minecraft

steel fox
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World of Warcraft

tame terrace
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factorio, man. or hackmud.

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good programmery online games.

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although factorio is mostly a coop thing.

glass gorge
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Ay

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And can be modded to the skies

sturdy isle
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I have factorio

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it is so time consuming πŸ˜„

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it feels a bit like work, but I don't get played

sturdy isle
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I'm afraid to install CK2 again

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might get hooked

rough sapphire
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Good old ck2

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Noting like having a cold and then getting your entire face removed as a result

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πŸ˜„

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And if you hate battle royale but like tactical shooters perhaps you should take a look at escape from tarkov

robust sierra
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I USE ARCH BTW
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this doesnt count as spam right?

tired osprey
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You don't use arch

rough sapphire
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I DON'T SPAM EITHER```
robust sierra
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@tired osprey i was quoting joph

wild yarrow
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I use arch btw

tired osprey
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How did you like the diamond operator in python Gwyn

wild yarrow
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its good c:

worn kite
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the what now?

tired osprey
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The diamond operator

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It's inequality in ruby style

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There is a future module adding that to pythons syntax

worn kite
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So <> is the same as != then?

tired osprey
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Better

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!= Is invalid syntax then

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And <> is indeed inequality then

wild yarrow
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c:

worn kite
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ō_O

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where did you read that and who needs to get tared and feathered there?

tired osprey
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PEP 401

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!pep 401

royal lakeBOT
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**PEP 401 - BDFL Retirement**
Status

April Fool!

Created

01-Apr-2009

Type

Process

tired osprey
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@worn kite

worn kite
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πŸ‘Œ

glass gorge
tired osprey
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Did he hire Joseph as coach πŸ€”

tulip palm
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joseph isn't 10

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he's 4

glass gorge
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fair enough

celest olive
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speaking of fortnite

tulip palm
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oh no.

lusty ice
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I wanna get factorio but it's $30 :(

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Why did I buy rocket league

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I thought it would be good

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Buts is absolute shit

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At least on PC

ebon quarry
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maybe you still fall in the refund window?

glass gorge
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I should get a whiteboard.

lone otter
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same

tame pier
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Same

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Used to have one

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Want to get one of those fancy glass ones

glass gorge
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I keep watching some fun challenges on codingtrain, and keep thinking I want one

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Would make structuring projects so much easier

tame pier
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It really does

glass gorge
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Maybe that's what i need to get my server-client rolling thonk

tame pier
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Like during the dev discussion yesterday that you weren't in I wish I had one so I could write out architecture ideas

glass gorge
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I may have an "ink" one

tame pier
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Ink?

glass gorge
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uhh

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I have no idea what it's called

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I dont wanna say liquid chalk

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cause that's wrong

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That's the exact one i have

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somewhere... if it's not dried up

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PogWoW we have a whiteboard as well

tulip palm
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i have a whiteboard too.

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it's tiny.

glass gorge
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We have lift off

bleak lintel
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nix is 11

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have a nice day

tame pier
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Oh those

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Those are meh

tired osprey
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@bleak lintel still older than you

bleak lintel
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what?

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i don't see any evidence of that nix

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sorry

tired osprey
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you are the 10 year old fornite coach of the guy from before

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juan even estimated you four years old

bleak lintel
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*you're

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juan is joking

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i'm not

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there is the issue

tired osprey
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yeah me neither joseph

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me neither

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you wanna see my newest creation?

bleak lintel
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no

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not really

tired osprey
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but

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i already have it in clipboard

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😦

bleak lintel
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ok show me then

tired osprey
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#include <stdio.h> 
#include <stdlib.h> 
#include <string.h> 

int gps_eval(char *dataset, float *coordinates){
    if(dataset[0] != 'G'){
        return 0; // not a gps dataset
    }
    else{
        float longitude;
        float latitude;
        float altitude;
        char *ptr;
        char delimiter[] = ",:";
        ptr = strtok(dataset, delimiter);
        int counter = 0;
        while(ptr != NULL){
            if(counter == 2){
                coordinates[0] = (float)atof(ptr); // LONG
            }
            else if(counter == 4){
                coordinates[1] = (float)atof(ptr); // LAT
            }
            else if(counter == 8){
                coordinates[2] = (float)atof(ptr); // ALT
            }
            ptr = strtok(NULL, delimiter);
            counter++;
        }
        return 1;
    }

}

int main(){
    char dataset[] = "GPS,LONG:1.34545,LAT:34.24234,SPE:34.354345,ALT:35345.234";
    float test[3];
    if(gps_eval(dataset, test) == 0){
        printf("Nothing was found");
    }
    else{
        printf("Found gps\n");
        char c[50];
        sprintf(c, "%g", test[0]);
        printf(c);
        printf("\n");
    }
}
bleak lintel
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vim nix-reply.txt

tired osprey
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lul

bleak lintel
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CTRL+C

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CTRL+V

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Wow Nix! This is awesome! How did you make this?!? That's wonderful πŸ˜„

tired osprey
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ctrl c is exit insert mode in vim

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isnt it

glass gorge
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It's almost as he did it

tired osprey
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you noob

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in fact floppy

bleak lintel
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CTRL+Shift+C then

tired osprey
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i made this because people from another team begged me for a way to parse my gps format

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"GPS,LONG:1.34545,LAT:34.24234,SPE:34.354345,ALT:35345.234";

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which is as you can see really hard to parse

bleak lintel
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string.split(":")

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look at me mom

tired osprey
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yes

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i told them to use python

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but noooo it has to run on an arduino

bleak lintel
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ok

tired osprey
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in fact they are programming a thing for the thing of my team

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and i told them that it is physically impossible for their thing to work as the rocket would move to fast for them to receive a data set twice

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but they dont believe me so now i have to write this parser for their thing which gets integrated into my thing

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which wont work and bascially make the mission fail

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i am looking forward to telling that to them

tame pier
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Integration wew

tired osprey
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yes

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i integrate my thing into their thing so they can integrate their thing into anothing thing of mine

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fancy right?

wild yarrow
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memes?

bleak lintel
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memes broke.

wild yarrow
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aw shucks

robust sierra
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new chrome ui

slate quail
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with the blocky tabs?

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it caught me by surprise last week

sour shale
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i use FF only since Quantum

slate quail
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quantum?

sour shale
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basically Firefox 57

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Quantum is a Mozilla project encompassing several software development efforts to "build the next-generation web engine for Firefox users". It includes numerous improvements to the Gecko web browser engine of Firefox, largely incorporated from the experimental Servo project. ...

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Quantum was a set of projects to give a new engine to Firefox, for Firefox 57

robust sierra
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i kinda like it

sour shale
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ye

slate quail
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ooh

sour shale
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its a fairly big improvement

glass gorge
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I noticed the chrome thing on phone

robust sierra
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but how do i delete the thumbnails?

glass gorge
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But preder ff on desktop

robust sierra
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NO X BUTTON

slate quail
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oh yeah Chrome on Android got revamped too

robust sierra
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oh wait i found i way to remove shortcuts

slate quail
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also my Discord app has new typing indicators

sour shale
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on Android I use Firefox Focus

robust sierra
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ugh

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how do i remove these website shortcuts

sour shale
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what OS is this ?

robust sierra
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osx...

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pls dont hurt me

sour shale
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its okay

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lol

robust sierra
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i dont use arch btw

sullen thorn
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i think the OS has hurt you enough as it is

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if it looks like that...

wild yarrow
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:P

steel fox
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(This isn’t meant to be a complete list of events during this time period)
    At t =  4 P1’s  time slice expires
    At t = 10 P2 executes a command to read from disk unit 2
    At t = 15 P3 is swapped out
    At t = 17 P4 executes a command to read from disk unit 3
    At t = 20 P5 is dispatched
    At t = 25 P6 executes a command to read from disk unit 2
    At t = 28 P5’s time slice expires 
    At t = 31 P1 is dispatched
    At t = 33 an interrupt occurs from disk unit 2; P2’s read is complete    
    At t = 40 an interrupt occurs from disk unit 3; P4’s read is complete
    At t = 42 P1 terminates
    At t = 43 P3 is dispatched
For each of the following times: 21,  35, 44, identify which state each process is in.  If a process is blocked further identify the event on which it is blocked.
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anyone know exactly what this si asking?

sullen thorn
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you can only see a couple of the answers but it might help?

steel fox
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hmm

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this is what I came up with

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21: P5, P6,  Ready/Running. P2, P4 blocked for I/O, P1, P3 Suspended
35: P1, P5 Running, P3 Suspended, P4, P6 Blocked for I/O. 
44:  P1 Suspended, P2,P3, P4, P5 Running, P6 Blocked for I/O. 
sullen thorn
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hope thats not aimed at me... i just copy pasted your thing into google

steel fox
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Ye

worn kite
tame terrace
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I'll listen a bit later

worn kite
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πŸ˜™ πŸ‘Œ

granite lake
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My uni blocks the BBC site

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πŸ˜‚

stark prawn
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probably because it's considered a vulgar abbreviation

steel fox
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Noice

granite lake
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Nah

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Its news bruh

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πŸ™„

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I also came up campus without eating breakfast

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Life 😩

steel fox
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I also didn’t eat breakfast

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But luckily my campus has a store on it for stuff like that

granite lake
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Lucky you

steel fox
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Ye. Feels okay man

gentle moss
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i never eat breakfast

granite lake
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Woah

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Why bisk

steel fox
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I normally just eat one meal a day

gentle moss
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never hungry in the morning

tame terrace
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one meal a day sounds terrible

steel fox
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It’s quite nice

gentle moss
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i'd be super hungry before bed

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or at lunch

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depending which meal was the one meal

glass gorge
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@narrow nexus It's random, but you do get to choose someone you'd prefer on your team. However it's not a guarantee

narrow nexus
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oh right because i don't have much experience but would want to participate

glass gorge
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Go for it

steel fox
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Ayyy

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def foo(bar:str = "hi", bar2:int = 5) -> int:
    print("hello world!")
``` becomes
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 public static int foo(str bar,int bar2) {
            Console.WriteLine('hello world!');
}
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we almost there

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Wonder if it might be easier to generate a C# AST from the Python AST and then work from there

worn kite
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play with sound muted first, then enjoy the surprise πŸ‘Œ

glass gorge
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Yes, those 2 do not go well πŸ˜‚

worn kite
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I love that top comment

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Grandma saw the video and said "My, I'm glad you finally listen to good music". I didn't have the heart to unplug the headphones.

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"What kind of instrument do you play?" "I play the Satan staff"

glass gorge
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The satan staff is my favorite too

lost hornet
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Well, I've been not applying to college for two years now

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but now everyone I talk to about it says that they accept pretty much everyone

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So I applied for a CS course

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worst case scenario I get turned down and I can just apply again

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any pro tips for college if the second worst case scenario happens and I get accepted?

worn kite
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πŸ˜‚

lost hornet
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thank you

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I did terrible in high school but I somehow graduated with a diploma

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and the least essential academic core course and least relevant science

rough sapphire
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I would def

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Suggest

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going to community college.

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If you had less than decent performance especially if you don't understand the foundation material.

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That's my just 2 cents.

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But uh

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Has anyone heard of Neural Lace? Apparently they are working on injecting a mesh into the brain that allows them to somehow download data to your mind.

lilac glade
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@lost hornet They kinda lied to you. They don't just accept anyone, but community colleges pretty much get paid to take in the stragglers and returning patrons. Most professors are hit-and-miss as well, so you have to go in with a well-opened mind and a will to do without help in need-be.

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Take it from me, the one-year-of-college drop-out who makes a living in IT now with no certs.

tame pier
ionic hill
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Man the reactions to that were weird

wild yarrow
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lmao πŸ˜‚

ionic hill
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There's literally people complaining that theyre moving to OpenBSD or whatever because they dont want a SJW os

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??????????????

wild yarrow
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wew lad, more triggered edgelords

ionic hill
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"This guy wants to stop telling people to get retroactively aborted, I hate this social justice bullshet!!!!!!11!! AAAAAAAAAAA"

wild yarrow
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tbf everyone i know who has met linus thinks he's a shitbag :P

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right?

ionic hill
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I mean I won't lie I find his rants amusing, but like

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it doesn't take a high IQ to realize that it doesn't foster an inclusive community

wild yarrow
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i want to be able to be in a toxic culture, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. i want my toxic culture back so i can be a piece of shit waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘Œ

ionic hill
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I was reading comments like this guy was like "How many horrible anti features or bugs were avoided because of his attitude?

And it's like, dude, you can reject a patch without telling someone to get aborted

stark prawn
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I've seen multiple people complain that the kernel will go to shit without him being abusive

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I highly doubt it

wild yarrow
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same

lilac glade
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But what if I like being a piece of shit?

ionic hill
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That's soooo dumb

lilac glade
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πŸ€”

wild yarrow
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honestly it will likely improve

ionic hill
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Not being a shitty person doesn't mean you can't be assertive

wild yarrow
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because his baby can be moved into the future and not held back

stark prawn
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@lilac glade you should get that fixed

ionic hill
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You can be firm, yet tactful

wild yarrow
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^ yee

ionic hill
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For some reason that's a distinction some people just don't understand

lilac glade
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@stark prawn But there's nothing to fix.

ionic hill
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Like they seem to think that the git logs are gonna have trigger warnings in them

lilac glade
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I like being a piece of shit.

wild yarrow
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well, some people feel the need to be edgy and exclusive because they're shitty people and they want to be allowed to continue to be shitty and not grow up

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and so any toe across the line of respect is "evil"

ionic hill
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sigh

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It's like how they announced that Python was going to phase out Master/Slave terminology

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I don't care how people really feel about the change itself but

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the things people were saying

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holllly crap some people are absolutely insane

wild yarrow
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yup

ionic hill
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They think it's all part of a grand communist conspiracy

wild yarrow
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mhm

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it's p crazy

ionic hill
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And then you had people quoting like things from Hitler's rise to power on what they were doing to language or whatever

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like calm the hell down

wild yarrow
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right?

ionic hill
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And you just can't reason with these people

wild yarrow
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like... that's a bit of an overreaction tbh

ionic hill
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A bit?

stark prawn
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Humans dislike change

wild yarrow
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i think maybe you're projecting some insecurities

tired osprey
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There are industry standards in electronics named after master slave

ionic hill
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Yes of course

tired osprey
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You will never get rid of those

ionic hill
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Of course

wild yarrow
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yeah, and that's fine

ionic hill
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and I don't particularly care either way

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but the fact that some people are actively upset about it, like up in arms, is weird af

wild yarrow
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for what it's worth the whole master slave thing showed some people were PC warriors and some were toxic pieces of overreactive easily triggered far righters.

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so

ionic hill
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(especially in the context of the internals of a language)

wild yarrow
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i thought it was funny but ridiculous

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right?

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it's just....

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WOW

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ok then

ionic hill
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Eh, it's whatever, to some people any attempt to lean towards a more inclusive environment is an affront to their existence

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shrugs

wild yarrow
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yee

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you're not wrong

ionic hill
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</rant>

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sorry

wild yarrow
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nah it's cool, you're totally right

tame pier
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Heaven forbid society progresses and technology has to keep pace πŸ™„

wild yarrow
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:P

glass gorge
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🚜

candid anvil
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🐍

glass gorge
candid anvil
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technology will be the end of it, will kill us all

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i aint even trolling

glass gorge
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I can live with that

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Cause it sounds cool getting zapped by robots

glass gorge
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A deer just crossed the road GWfroggyMonkaMega

tired osprey
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You mean robo deer

glass gorge
wild yarrow
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O.o

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robo durr?

glass gorge
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Hurr durr

wild yarrow
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o.o

rain spindle
tired osprey
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I will not use udemy, nor will I play LoL

rain spindle
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xD

glass gorge
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but do you associate with men at campus?

gentle moss
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THANKS ANTS

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THANTS

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Fucking Look Around You.

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Comedy gold πŸ‘Œ

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Nothing beats a good bit of intelligent calcium

tame terrace
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glad someone appreciates my obscure otnames

glass gorge
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i dont get it

tame terrace
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this should clear things up

gentle moss
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It's such a good series

tired osprey
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Hostel internet too bad ;(

gentle moss
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Peter Serafinowicz is glorious

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You should be used to that by now nix

tired osprey
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No Bisk

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It's like

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Constantly at the worst point of my ex wifi

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It is so slow pip refuses to make a valid SSL handshake

stark prawn
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You can change the timeout

tired osprey
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Yeah but if it can't even do SSL handshakes because of speed how will the download rate look like :(

stark prawn
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Is it just pip that's so slow or everything

gentle moss
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His whole connection is shite apparently

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Story of his life

tired osprey
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Hey I'm in a hostel in northern Germany atm

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My internet at home is

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Okay I guess

stark prawn
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Ah, I just use 4g when not at home

gentle moss
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Apple ditching display of EV certificates

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πŸ‘Œ

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Now we'll never know who has an extra Β£150 to spend on a certificate :'(

rain spindle
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Xd

granite lake
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This is good

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Because people can spoof certs

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Better off for us

stark prawn
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spoof EV certs?

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i think it's stupid to call https secure like browsers did, it gave power to scammers who siad their site was secure and real because of https

ivory tiger
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@stark prawn firefox at least never called https secure, they called http insecure

gentle moss
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Chrome does the same now

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but yeah, slapping down EV's is a good move

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more than one CA has issued bad ones and how they get presented gives a false sense of security

granite lake
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Uhuh

gentle moss
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there's literally no advantage to an EV

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Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

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the only people who don't believe that are SEO experts

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"GREEN BAR GIVES CUSTOMERS CONFIDENCE! LESS SHOPPING CART ABANDONMENT! INCREASE CONVERSION!"

granite lake
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green bar can be deceiving

tame pier
ebon quarry
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julia evans is great

robust sierra
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thats my pic for you

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imran khan

glass gorge
granite lake
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@robust sierra pepe

glass gorge
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Anyone noticed how many series try to "enhance" and magically create pixels in low resolution videos

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series / movies

gentle moss
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yes

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this has been a running joke since forever

glass gorge
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Ikr

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I just didnt know there were... that many medias doing it

gentle moss
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My favourite one was in an X-Files episode I think

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"Can you zoom in there?"
zoom
"It's a little blurry, can you enhance that?"
"Nope, that's the quality that comes off the tape."

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or smth

glass gorge
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PogWoW Realism

gentle moss
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In the X-Files

glass gorge
gentle moss
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Good series, watch at least S1-3

worn kite
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well, everything is better than the infamous "two idiots on one keyboard" from NCIS...

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although I generally liked the show otherwise

steel fox
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New iOS chrome Ui 😦

ebon quarry
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why wouldn't you use safari?

tired osprey
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Because you can use a browser that is not safari edge of is?

sand goblet
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No you can't

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Not on iOS

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All browsers on iOS are actually just safari under the hood.

ebon quarry
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nix that wasn't my question

sand goblet
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Even better, they're OLDER versions of safari than the actual safari app

ebon quarry
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like i use safari on my mac and iphone because it works very well

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and i don't see why i wouldnt use it

sand goblet
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Apple does this to prevent competition on their app store

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It's actually written into the submission guidelines

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I think it's bonkers that the EU allows this after they slammed down on Google and Microsoft for it

steel fox
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I just liked the chrome ui mire

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But now chrome and I are no longer best friend safari is my friend now

ebon quarry
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nice

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do you have iOS 12 yet?

steel fox
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Nah I’m on that 11.3.1 JB life

rain spindle
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@tame terrace I'm actually interested. Is their a super simple solution to the code-jam practise?

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To separate the good from the great coders?

tame terrace
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the best solution I've seen is only a handful of lines.

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and very elegant

rain spindle
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except for remembering to add a damn docstring

tame terrace
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minus the docstring, of course.

rain spindle
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Mine was a few lines... Not very elegant

tame terrace
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I think the best one I saw was like 2-3 lines of code

worn kite
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You don't need a docstring if your code explains itself dabward

rain spindle
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Well lines is meh

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Cause I one lined it

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:^)

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115 bytes

worn kite
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just wanted to say, the ugliest was one line

tame terrace
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yeah, the worst solution was a oneliner :/

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and you always need a docstring.

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I don't make the rules Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

rain spindle
#

I didn't submit a one liner!

tame terrace
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PEP257 does

rain spindle
#

And I'm quitting the jam anyways sadly :(

worn kite
#

who neds peps(i) πŸ˜›

tame terrace
#

did you get someone to help with that?

rain spindle
#

If I can't guarantee the time

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No.

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Sorry

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Totally forgot

stark prawn
#

A few people made 1 line solutions, but those are all really ugly for real world situations

rain spindle
#

Yes

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But the 2,3 line solution lemon talks of sounds good

tame terrace
#

I forget how withdrawing works again

rain spindle
#

And I would be really interested

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In seeing it

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πŸ‘€

tame terrace
#

yeah, it involves using a slightly lesser known dictionary method. :)

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see if you can figure it out

rain spindle
#

:(

worn kite
#

😊

rain spindle
#

I'm guessing byte wrote it?

worn kite
#

I'll go to bed.

rain spindle
#

By the smirk

tame terrace
#

haha. good guess.

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he might not have been the only one!

rain spindle
#

:0

tame terrace
#

but yeah he wrote one of the very good solves.

rain spindle
#

I don't know where I need to split off...

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Like do I still do a split.

#

Maybe a zip?

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Dict(zip(list))

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Mmmm

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:(

worn kite
#

whatever, don't spoil it for the people who might still sign up in the upcoming days.

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Good night.

rain spindle
#

What do you mean?

I post all my answers in 4chan

tame terrace
#

I deleted one of your messages because you're on to something. go look into that.

rain spindle
#

I can't remember

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Ffs

wild yarrow
#

you melt chocolate with your mouth obviously

sullen thorn
#

chocolate fountain ftw tho πŸ˜ƒ

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especially with like strawberrys or something

wild yarrow
#

ffffffffffffffffff

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yiss

tame terrace
#

gdude melts chocolate in a fancy way.

wild yarrow
#

o.o

halcyon aurora
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oreo ice cream

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sandwich

wild yarrow
#

hot

glass gorge
#

Are you hot by any chance?

halcyon aurora
#

very

glass gorge
#

You say hot a lot, is there a reason for this choice of word

halcyon aurora
#

sexy, perhaps?

glass gorge
#

Gwyn thomasW

sullen thorn
#

Gwynevere is hotter tho

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Sorry gwyndolin

wild yarrow
#

i mean

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there's a reason she has an orange sign that players put down that says amazing chest ahead

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idk i like the term hot

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like that's cool

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that's hot

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idk.....

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i have weird mannerisms

glass gorge
#

That's weird.

prime aspen
#

How to melt chocolate? I'm dumm

glass gorge
#

Put chocolate in mouth

prime aspen
#

Instruction unclear, got fridge coolant in mouth

glass gorge
#

Nice, at least you're not hot

prime aspen
#

Instruction unclear, melted a hole through the fridge

glass gorge
#

That's fine too

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Duct tape can fix everything

prime aspen
#

Got it

wild yarrow
#

shit wait? if the chocolate melts in my mouth am i hot? is that bad ;~; pls send help

glass gorge
#

Or is the chocolate cool

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The world works in mysterious ways

wild yarrow
#

it does

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like other people's showers. like you know when you stay at someone's place and you have to figure out how to use their shower. it's function is mysterious.

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o.o

sullen thorn
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weirdly only ever had that problem at the gym, not at peoples houses

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youd have thought the gym would make it more obvious since more new ppl use their showers

wild yarrow
#

that is a good point

glass gorge
#

Usually it's press the button

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and hope it's not freezing or boiling

#

What is mysterious though, is how some people shower in boiling water and others freezing

sour shale
#

never seen a button on a shower in my life

glass gorge
#

Something like this

tame terrace
#

but if you saw a button

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in a shower

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would you press it?

glass gorge
#

Yes.

wild yarrow
#

wow that looks like it's out of a saw movie

sour shale
#

ye this is a horror movie

glass gorge
#

I always press buttons

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They added a button to each bus stop sign with the text "information" above

sour shale
#

i forgot about swimming pools
i've seen showers with buttons there

glass gorge
#

I pressed that button so fast

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not even considering the fact it could be a hotline for bus schedule information

worn kite
#

in your place too? O-o

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we got them here now as well

glass gorge
#

I like buttons

worn kite
#

they're connected to a screen and when you press it, it reads out what's displayed there

glass gorge
#

I've also pressed the alarm button in an elevator

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That was fun

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Yup

worn kite
#

i.e. current time and date and the next few departing busses

glass gorge
#

That's what it did

tame terrace
#

I'm gonna put a button in my shower. but I won't tell anyone what it does. brainmon

glass gorge
worn kite
stark prawn
#

alarm buttons here dont' do anything when you press them anyway

#

you need to hold them

glass gorge
#

Ok, I held the elevator alarm button

stark prawn
#

imagine but dialing the elevators alarm line

glass gorge
#

It just starts a phone call over speaker to some office

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Was great

worn kite
#

"Hello, this is the elevator service hotline. Did you try turning it off and on again?"

glass gorge
#

My elevator was stuck halfway past the lowest floor

tame terrace
#

OH

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I put a button in my shower

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you press it

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it's an elevator

glass gorge
#

Lemon juice sprays in your face

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Hmm

worn kite
#

but where does it elevate to? πŸ€”

glass gorge
#

Or an elevator into a lemon juice pool

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Acid would be too super villain

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Therefore, natural acid.

stark prawn
#

a secret elevator to your man cave

wild yarrow
#

man caves are more fun than woman caves tbh

glass gorge
#

How do you know

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Have you been invited to a Real man cave?

wild yarrow
#

yes

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i think

#

shit now i'm not sure

glass gorge
#

Was it real if you were invited?

wild yarrow
#

hmm

stark prawn
#

The man cave is where the dungeons and dragons table is, the magic the gathering cards are stored and the fridge is stocked with beer.

wild yarrow
#

now i have no idea

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oh shit

glass gorge
#

Just like i have not been to a real womans cave thinkies

wild yarrow
#

i play dnd and magic and i drink

glass gorge
#

They would usually have a super hard password to get in

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like 'murica

stark prawn
#

i'm excited for next week, guilds of ravnica prerelease

glass gorge
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or beeer (with 3 e's)

wild yarrow
#

yeah boi

tame terrace
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it doesn't elevate to anywhere.

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it just elevates the shower around the house

worn kite
#

now I feel like I need a man cave

tame terrace
#

to the other bathrooms :D

glass gorge
#

thonkpeek "Hello family, I'm showering just passing by"

tame terrace
#

am showering downstairs

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press button

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now I'm showering in the basement

glass gorge
#

I imagined it floating through the kitchen where people were eating

wild yarrow
#

πŸ€”

glass gorge
#

and you just wave to them as you float by to the next bathroom

stark prawn
#

one of those fully glass elevator shafts

tame terrace
#

I don't live in a chocolate factory, flops

worn kite
#

aww

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that would be cool

tame terrace
#

my elevators don't just "float around"

wild yarrow
#

haha

glass gorge
#

:(

wild yarrow
#

chocolate factory sounds fun o.o

glass gorge
#

Why you gotta crush my dreams

stark prawn
#

maglev elevators

glass gorge
#

I've always looked at you as the Willy Wonka of Python

tame terrace
#

yeah but a glass elevator powered by jets is an incredibly irresponsible idea.

glass gorge
#

And you dont even have a floating elevator

tame terrace
#

at least make it out of something sturdy

wild yarrow
#

transparent aluminum?

glass gorge
#
def float_elevator_to(dest):
    ...```
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We always teach kids to not limit their imagination

#

And here we are

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Saying we can't have a floating elevator shower in our own home.

wild yarrow
#

i mean..... you could

worn kite
#

just... maybe it might not be ideal if you're just soaping up, accidentally hit the button with your elbow, and end up floating naked in a glass box above your house...

wild yarrow
#

that would be hilarious in retrospect tho

vapid bluff
#

elevator... shower?

wild yarrow
#

yes?

vapid bluff
#

nothing. dont mind me. carry on.

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πŸ‘Œ

sullen thorn
#

Let’s say in a story you’re walking through a crowd, and suddenly you’re encircled by 5 men in like navy seal combat gear - everyone’s ducked onto the floor so its u and them standing, and they’re about to all shoot at it....

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Is it cooler if... suddenly 5 shots ring out (maybe together) from hidden snipers and they all drop to the ground dead....

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Or their bullets ineffectively bounce off u?

glass gorge
#

Last one seems ridiculously unlikely

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First one also unlikely, but less unlikely

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What about 2 sniper shots which both take out 2 (good angle)

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while you use the distraction to attack the last? thonk

vapid bluff
#

i prefer the first one

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like the story could be about this unseen guardian angel who's always following the protagonist

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and eventually they get all paranoid and crazy from being stalked all the time

#

the second one sounds like a superman origin story πŸ˜›

sullen thorn
#

It’s not actually for a story... it’s more a euphemism for my bots

#

Cuz I realised the way I coded my bots, they all know exactly what all the others are gone do

#

So if I sell some to someone else, the ones protecting me can see what his will do and act ahead of time to stop them (ie kick them all from the group)

#

Or I can just make myself immune to all my bots

vapid bluff
#

what

#

sounds dramatic

#

botwars

sullen thorn
#

It’s just as dramatic as it sounds, if not more so

rough sapphire
#

sad

sullen thorn
#

Why sad?

wraith umbra
#

looks up the meaning of euphemism

steel fox
#

Zwack why are you a pleb again

wraith umbra
#

Because I wasn't contributing to the server like I used to

#

Life gets busy

#

But it's alright

granite lake
#

Yeah same

granite lake
#

Rare pic of @steel fox

steel fox
#

hi

plucky ridge
#

If that's you, Arc, you might want to lay off the coffee

granite lake
#

lol

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Clay is playing WoW

steel fox
#

No u @plucky ridge

granite lake
plucky ridge
bleak lintel
#

Clay sent me selfies today @granite lake

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they are not rare

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:)

granite lake
#

I asked long now and I can't get one

steel fox
#

<

bleak lintel
#

lmfao

tulip palm
#

<

dreamy sluice
#

So I didn't participate in the previous code jams. How seriously do people take them? Is it any point in joining if I will be very short on time the first days? Or are these things somehow put into consideration when teaming people up.

bleak lintel
#

If you are short on time on the first couple days it isn't an issue

#

As long as you maybe show your face for a bit and meet your team you should be fine, if you can try discuss some stuff with them, you still have time after a couple days to get something done yourself

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People take them seriously but they don't work on them 24 hours or anything, they just put their free time towards it

wild yarrow
#

people have to show their face O.O

bleak lintel
#

metaphorically show your face gwyn

wild yarrow
#

OH

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sorry

bleak lintel
#

kek

dreamy sluice
#

Good to know. Is there any matchmaking involved, as in will I get grouped with people with the same level of commitment?

#

It seems interesting but I might be busy and don't want to ruin anyones day.

worn kite
#

I would believe (without inside knowledge) that the matchmaking will aim to compose teams that have members comfortable with all of the roles (i.e. lead, dev and creative), and then do the rest kinda random.

#

Maybe pre-sort them by assumed knowledge level to avoid having a team of experts vs a team of newcomers

#

There's also a question whether you want to voice chat in the sign-up form, which will then probably affect the pairing too

dreamy sluice
#

Okay, is there a option for general comments in the sign up form?

worn kite
#

there is

#

I mean, you can just open it and have a look without submitting

bleak lintel
#

Yep, along with our qualifier code, we ask for you to input your preferred team role and we ask if you have any requests or comments

dreamy sluice
#

Okay, I probably should have checked out the form. Assumed you had to solve the qualifier things before you got that far. Thanks for the answers!

bleak lintel
#

No problem!

sour shale
granite lake
bold geode
rough sapphire
#

Immersive Engineering Garden Cloche FTW!

sand goblet
#

The cloche is nice, yeah

sullen thorn
#

to the guys here who studied computer science, any of you do stuff like transforms (ie fourrier) on the course?

sour shale
#

Fourier transforms are more common in engineering than comp sci

wild yarrow
#

^

sullen thorn
#

Just an example (cuz other ppl I asked confused transforms with transformations)

#

But like don’t u learn them so that u can do graphics stuff?

proper dune
#

also in physics

#

you probably want to learn fourier transforms if you go on to an ML career

sour shale
#

I mean
when most people use computer graphics they are using a tool and not dealing with the low level maths

proper dune
#

fourier transforms are necessary whenever you want to convert anything that varies with time into frequency domain. doesnt show up in CS much

sullen thorn
#

Ok

sour shale
#

good intro to graphics dev is openGL TBH

#

cos its quite low level

#

well, low level relative to python anyway

ember laurel
stark prawn
#

Nice photo

#

Somebody should make a program that lets you make an image from what's in your screen

ember laurel
#

Get to it then

sullen thorn
#

lmao

sand goblet
#

I wonder what they'd call it

#

A screen.. Shot? Maybe?

rough sapphire
#

But making a photo of a display works for every kind of display.

tame terrace
#

technically this is still a screenshot since he shot the screen with his camera

sour shale
vapid bluff
#

java doesnt work on dos

#

... right?

#

checkmate

#

well call me a bicuit

#

or even a biscuit

#

JDK1.3.1

glass gorge
#

Oh hey i have internet

#

spent my downtime playing through bioshock infinite. And I have so many questions

sand goblet
#

Play the other two

#

Infinite takes place before them

glass gorge
#

Ive played 1

#

2 half way

#

They're not really my kind of games

#

I just had nothing offline installed

robust sierra
#

import that

#

receive me

sinful turtle
#

I want to make a bot for Piano Tiles 2 on my phone using pyautogui, is there a way I can look at and be able to click the screen from my PC? (I have an iphone btw)

#

"If you haven't jailbroken your phone yet, you're going to need to for this to work." oh rip

#

i guess i'll just use bluestacks

sullen thorn
#

tbh... you could probably sideload a screenshare app or something?

#

(i dont actually know what sideloading means but i remember it from some jailbreaking article lol)

#

although your bluestacks idea is definitely better

sinful turtle
#

to see if it can click

sullen thorn
#

its a file manager...

sinful turtle
#

oh yeah

#

im blind

#

and you have to pay for ios

#

great software

sand goblet
#

If you're using an iPhone, forget about doing anything interesting without a jailbreak

#

That sort of thing is possible on android, though.

sinful turtle
#

I have a corrupted jailbreak :/

#

I have no idea how to fix it tho

bleak lintel
#

don't jailbreak would be the answer

#

if you want a hackable os with no risk to the device, just don't use apple products

#

android devices are more openβ„’

sinful turtle
#

yeah

#

i might get an android phone when I get a new phone

sand goblet
#

I like the mate 10 pro

#

That's my daily driver

bleak lintel
#

if you want to hack with it, just don't get a expensive phone, buy a cheap one somewhere and knock your self out with it

sinful turtle
#

would an old kindle fire suffice?

sullen thorn
#

ios jailbreak is fun tho

sinful turtle
#

i have one of those

bleak lintel
#

I never looked into the kindle more than just using one, but I think you can jailbreak them

#

@sullen thorn fun but dumb

sinful turtle
#

its android so yeah you can

bleak lintel
#

the last time I saw someone hacking with a kindle was where they used a kindle as a TTY

#

It actually looked pretty awesome

#

they had a raspberry pi and the screen was a kindle

#

but it was one of the real ink ones, with a keyboard on the bottom, so it was a almost fully functioning linux device

#

pretty sick imo

sinful turtle
#

"This version of the Kindle runs the older Android 2.3 (Gingerbread) by default; a special version customized specifically by Amazon called Fire OS."

bleak lintel
#

jeepers, Android 2.3

#

wonder how many security patches they've got pending :^)

sullen thorn
#

i still have the ink one with a keyboard...

#

ur saying i can transform it with a rasberrypi?

#

*raspberry

bleak lintel
#

I don't know how but yeah I believe it is possible to flash a new image onto them

sinful turtle
#

i haven't used this in so long wtf

sand goblet
#

E-ink screens still aren't really standardised

#

It'd be easier to tie a kindle to a pi than to write drivers for the screen

bleak lintel
#

they aren't

#

but an E-ink screen is way more awesome

sinful turtle
#

i think my kindles charging port is dead

#

rip

#

its stuck in a loop of turning off and on

#

while im charging it

wooden kindle
#

You could probably solder a new one on pretty easily

violet wadi
#

for reasons beyond my comprehension, i'm trying to upload an empty file with only 1 line in it to github. problem is, it keeps turning it into 2 empty lines, somehow preventing my stupid script from reading it properly. is there any work around?

sullen thorn
#

Uhh

#

What happens if u edit it and get rid of the second extra line?

violet wadi
#

nothing, it just keeps the two lines

sand goblet
#

That's one line

violet wadi
#

2 lines

sand goblet
#

There's probably a newline character in it

violet wadi
#

oh?

sand goblet
#

All files in version control should end with a newline character

violet wadi
#

how can i fix this?

sand goblet
#

Why would you?

violet wadi
#

because my stupid script needs it to be absolutely empty

sand goblet
#

Maybe fix the script? Why does it need to be empty?

violet wadi
#

it's gonna read some data from there, and write some input if it's empty

sand goblet
#

Can't you just create the file in the script instead of checking it into version control?

violet wadi
#

o fug, you're right

sand goblet
#

It sounds like a data file, so.. It probably shouldn't be in version control

violet wadi
#

wdym version control?

sand goblet
#

Git

violet wadi
#

i'm pretty new to both git and github, could you explain?

#

sorry for the stupid questions

sand goblet
violet wadi
#

np, enjoy your meal. thanks for the help

gentle moss
#

Version Control is a way of managing projects. It allows you to track changes, create new branches of the project, etc, etc

#
sinful turtle
#

I'm trying to use kindle fire utility to root my kindle fire, but the drivers don't work with windows 10?

#

Can I set up a windows 7 VM then connect the usb to it?

gentle moss
#

yes

#

VirtualBox does USB pass through

#

should do the trick

#

you'll have to specify the device manually though, i think

stark prawn
#

And turn on virtualization in bios

gentle moss
#

You'd have to do that anyway though

stark prawn
#

For Passthrough there's an extra option

#

And on older pcs it might not be supported

gentle moss
#

hmmm, not looked into that

#

perhaps it was on in my BIOS by default

#

whatever the option is

#

You're not talking about VT-X are you?

stark prawn
#

For Intel it's vt-d and vt-x

gentle moss
#

i think all you need to really enable is VT-X and you can do USB pass through

stark prawn
#

vt-d is for regular virtualization, vt-x us for Passthrough

#

But on older machines vt-x, or the amd equivalent, might not be there

gentle moss
#

VT-X was supported by P4's in the mid 00's though

#

that'd have to be an ooooooold PC :D

#

or one of the lower price bands

stark prawn
#

I got em mixed up

#

It's the other way round

#

My laptop has a 3rd gen i7 in that that doesn't have vt-d so no Passthrough

gentle moss
#

hmmm

#

maybe hardware wise, but i'm pretty sure Virtualbox does some magic

steel fox
#

Linus has a video where he did 6 work stations in one pc running off VMs and he mentioned some setup for giving them pass through

#

But I don’t remember what it was

rain spindle
#

He had 6 gpus

#

One for each user

#

And like 8 cores?

#

Mental

stark prawn
#

He did 12 or 13 later iirc

steel fox
#

Yeah

#

The important part was that he mentioned doing something in one of those videos for pass through and how he set it up

stark prawn
#

I've been thinking about buying a second gpu and use looking glass to get near 0 latency displays on the primary display

#

But i can't really afford it

steel fox
#

When @tame pier stops being stingy with his 1080 I’ll be picking up a second one

rough sapphire
#

coursework is annoying

#

such a basic task, yet i didnt learn anything in class so i cant do it

stark prawn
#

programming is something you learn for a large part by doing it

rough sapphire
#

yeah i realised that the other day

#

like, my teacher would say shiz and i wouldnt get it but i would test things out and would get it pretty quick

steel fox
#

CS courses don’t really teach programming. They teach critical thinking

stark prawn
#

cs is mostly math

steel fox
#

In some aspects

#

The only real math classes I’ve had is security and algorithms I think

stark prawn
#

I picked se because it's more focussed around programming instead of maths and such

#

I tried to do an SE pre-master as my minor

#

But calculus and discrete maths didnt' work out for me

steel fox
#

Think I’m gonna do some form of biology for my masters

#

Maybe computational. Maybe marine. Who knows

#

HELLO JOSEPh

steel fox
#

Finished my JS project. Who wants to@code review it

stark prawn
#

wut

#

that's a lot of javascript for a php file

#

for (let x = 0; x < littleavg.length; x++) {

#

You shouldn't use let in code you aren't gonna transpile

carmine mauve
#

it actually doesn't have any functional php in it. it's a valid html file if you remove the empty <?php ?> at the top

steel fox
#

Yeah

#

I just used PHP storm and it auto generated the brackets. Didn’t wanna remove them

stark prawn
#

alert("Order successful, processing order");

steel fox
#

Because i might’ve needed it. Turns out I didn’t

stark prawn
#

alert can block the entire browser

#

and the behaviour of alert is consistent across browsers

steel fox
#

Yeah. Was one of the requirements to use alert

ionic hill
#

You shouldn't use let in code you aren't gonna transpile

Spoken like someone who cares about Internet Explorer

steel fox
#

If they use IE. they’re the bug not my art.

stark prawn
#

javascript has something similar to f-strings called template literals

steel fox
#

Ooo

stark prawn
#

formatting of the code is quite strange

steel fox
#

This code is a cluster fuck though.its functional but not my finest work

stark prawn
#

You could use a tool like eslint to make it better

#

why are you adding + to all these values

steel fox
#

To make sure they’re processed as a number

stark prawn
#
temp = +temp / +littleavg.length;```
#

if .length isn't a number you have different problems

steel fox
#

Was getting NaNs randomly. Made them all integers everywhere to fix

stark prawn
#

both chrome and firefox have good built in debugging tools

steel fox
#

Was my first real project in JS. I hate it.

stark prawn
#

It can be beautifull, but you can also go in it without caring and create a monstrocity

ionic hill
#

Yeah, JS has basically 0 opinion, it doesn't enforce any good practices on you

#

which is good and bad

steel fox
#

Monstrosities scare small bugs away

stark prawn
#

at least you are using ;

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seen to many people complain about bugs they didn't know why they got it

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when a line was interpreted as a continuation of the one before it

steel fox
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I forgot ; existed until I saw phpstorm giving me the yellow square

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Been too much python

stark prawn
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is there a reason you are selecting the same nodes multiple times

steel fox
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Where

stark prawn
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like selecting group and item

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The node you get represents the node on the page

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If the node on the page changes

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The node in js reflects that

steel fox
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Honestly I’m not super sure. Probably not.

stark prawn
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onclick="request()">

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inline event handlers are considered bad practise

steel fox
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Why? What’s the correct way?

stark prawn
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Add them through js

steel fox
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Wdym

ionic hill
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Not that there's anything actually bad about it though

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Like what's bad about it except that the semantic distinction between markup and functionality is broken

stark prawn
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select the node, and add an onclick event to it

steel fox
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Oh

stark prawn
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It's also bad because you could trigger a function before the js is loaded

ionic hill
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fair point

stark prawn
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+xhr.responseText + " days";

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Here you use + to make sure it's an int

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And then add a string to it

steel fox
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Yeah. That part was kind of weird. At one point it was gonna be that value + another int value

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But I stopped doing it

stark prawn
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having all input methods have the same name is strange

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class would be a better place to do that

steel fox
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TIL Js has classes

stark prawn
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these are css classes

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But yes, JS has object classes aswell

steel fox
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Oh.

stark prawn
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you are using let for values you aren't changing later

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const would be a better option there

ionic hill
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but he not transpiling

wild yarrow
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transpiling is such a meme

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enjoy non-human readable code

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that is horribly inefficient

stark prawn
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he's already using let

wild yarrow
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oh boy

stark prawn
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What?

wild yarrow
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πŸ‘

ionic hill
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I was just poking fun at your earlier comment Grote :D

stark prawn
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How is the transpiled code not efficient

ionic hill
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OHSHIT I HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCKKKK

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aw the song stopped

wild yarrow
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sometimes it's not

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it's the nature of the beast

stark prawn
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And readability doesn't matter, that's why you have sourcemaps and you don't need to read the code that was transpiled anyway

wild yarrow
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o.o

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i'm glad i don't have to deal with transpiled code

tired osprey
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Why do people always talk about food when gwyn is in the channel and I enter it

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Why

stark prawn
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you rearely ever deal with the code

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You deal with the normal readable code, then transpile it into something that is supported by more browser

wild yarrow
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like taking one expression to another provably equivalent expression in a different language while maintaining any semblence of..... idk

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it's just i'm good

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thanks

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i guess

stark prawn
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If you want to target iphone users you can't use any modern js for example

wild yarrow
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that's true

stark prawn
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So you transpile it to js that iphones do understand

wild yarrow
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it's because i bring the gloriousness of food

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OH i should share my uh.... thing i made last night

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just for you nix

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:P

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that makes sense Grote

tired osprey
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FKIN HELL GWYN

wild yarrow
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:D

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yay

worn kite
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don't worry, you can't make me hungry right now

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I'm full to burst, almost

wild yarrow
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O.O

worn kite
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bbq party with some coworkers

wild yarrow
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ooh

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πŸ‘Œ

worn kite
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has been a nice evening

wild yarrow
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that's awesome!

steel fox
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@wild yarrow whatd u make for nix

wild yarrow
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oh i made mac n cheese last night so i shared a pic

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:P

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i think i shared it when you and lizard man were there? that sounds right

steel fox
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prolly idkl

wild yarrow
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i kinda wish the ringed knight straight sword didn't have this graphical glitch for the weapon art