ot1-perplexing-regexing

[tardy rain]

Yes, where do I sign up

Maybe joe can grace us with a kitty pic role for pings

[glossy niche]

i wonder if that would work given its public, anyone can ping and anyone can asisgn

[glossy niche]

ight got it

<t:1755119209:R>

[lament cairn]

hi

sure

will i be able to contribute with kitty

[tardy rain]

What about a thread

Theres an image thread on ot0

[honest star]

There is a significant difference between asking for a login and then asking for an upload of my ID which contains a shit ton of PII that I then have to trust a company to store properly and safely...

Which looking at Tea means they for sure won't

[lament cairn]

surely there would be a way of verying ID without the platform actually knowing the ID in question

[green pelican]

But then I can't sell the info on it

And give it to our not tyrannical government

[lament cairn]

everybodys saying companies sell data

ok bro

where do i buy it

no one answers that :(

[broken iron]

Where is the chat ?

[lament cairn]

for non-python, general discussion: one of the channels starting with "ot" like this one
for python: python-discussion

[green pelican]

You don't even need tor

Actually a good Google dork gets you pretty far

You can even get fresh info if ur good

[broken iron]

Ok thx

[fierce sandal]

💀

[grave cove]

@latent scaffold

environmental kill with captain america ult

[latent scaffold]

oh hell yeah

That's a good one

[grave cove]

also deflected a mag ult earlier in that match too

unfortunately one of our teammates DC'd so we lost

[latent scaffold]

I should learn captain america at some point tbh

I can do like the super basic animation cancel but apparently he's got a bunch of combos

[grave cove]

no its just the primary animation cancel and one movement animation cancel (shield dive + shield bash)

[worldly ice]

idk why I thought of this

[wooden crow]

,server

[mossy mango]

cowsay "hello"

[dapper dew]

I wonder if thats a lancebot command

.help cow

[median dome]

Query "cow" not found.

Did you mean:
c
coinflip
connect_four

[mossy mango]

😦

i thought there was a similar cmd

.help

[median dome]

Command Help

Anagram
.anagram
Given shuffled letters, rearrange them into anagrams.

AprilFoolVideos
.fool
Get a random April Fools' video from Youtube.

AvatarModify
.avatar_modify 8bitify
Pixelates your avatar and changes the palette to an 8bit one.
.avatar_modify
Groups all of the pfp modifying commands to allow a single concurrency limit.
.avatar_modify avatareasterify [colours...]
Easterify the user's avatar.
.avatar_modify mosaic [squares=16]
Splits your avatar into x squares, randomizes them and stitches them back into a new image!
.avatar_modify prideavatar [option=lgbt] [pixels=64]
Surround an avatar with a border of a specified LGBT flag.
.avatar_modify reverse <text>
Reverses the sent text.

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[mossy mango]

18 pages

oop

[dapper dew]

we have uwu and randomcase

[mossy mango]

lol this channel wasn't in my channel list

got confused

.uwu hello

[median dome]

hewwo

[dapper dew]

I don't think we have them chained together yet

[dapper dew]

.randomcase

[median dome]

hEwwO

[mossy mango]

.uwu .uwu

[median dome]

.uwu

[dapper dew]

We do have them working on reply to messages though

[mossy mango]

.uwu

[median dome]

.uwu

[dapper dew]

.uwu

[median dome]

we do have them w-wowking on wepwy to messages though

[mossy mango]

does that require special additions to code

[dapper dew]

The reply? I think it needed a PR to update instead of just taking the text behind the command call

[glossy niche]

yeah there is and I find even being Pseudonymous too much sometime 🗿

a lot of sites rly don't need login but ask for it

[glossy niche]

I meant like pinging u with cats not an actual news letter

I do not know enough abt cats

[lament cairn]

oh

uh that wont end well, more and more ppl will ask you to be pinged for cats

eventually so many ppl will have to be pinged that youll be muted by the antiraid filter

guess how i know

[tardy rain]

Maybe its worth it creating a newsblast tbh

[solemn tulip]

yesnt-enjoyer role

[lament cairn]

i want to make an rss feed but i have nowhere to upload my images to
i dont know if doing it all on github pages would be a good idea

[tardy rain]

Where do you even get these images

[glossy niche]

I personally have trouble finding pics of my big cat of choice

Im slowly deleting all my social media

ion need that shit

[tardy rain]

youre gonna need to get out there

[glossy niche]

I AM NOT MAKING A NEW TWITTER ACCOUNT

[lament cairn]

my twitter list, snow leopard image groups on telegram, etc

[grave cove]

@granite tree https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHm6FEb2Re4

[lament cairn]

fuck db

is this a dish or a fuck

oops

[lament cairn]

it really helps that the ppl running the accounts that post the most snow leopards don't speak english

thye very very few that can refuse to engage in anything politics whatsoever

[tardy rain]

whats political about kitty cat

[lament cairn]

You could argue that criticizing the conditions the cats are kept in is political... maybe

[glossy niche]

yeah, discussions like that made me avoid wild cat accounts bec they are so prevalent and I honestly don't know how to engage in them

[ebon shell]

someone should megre imsosorry into the canon

[small coral]

we should use imsosorrybutinc

[ebon shell]

i dont think pydis ppl would be very happy with C code lying around

[small coral]

but.... numpy....

isn't it c...

[ebon shell]

its not in the codebase

its someone else's that they have to deal with

[harsh tundra]

Afaik it wasn't merged/imported so people can actually play with Lancebot and modify commands. Basically, imsosorry is too advanced and perfect

[ebon shell]

i meant like the codebase should be migrated but this is also true

[vale raven]

[vale raven]

It’s “Lancebot is supposed to be easy to contribute to”

Replacing code with libraries removes the ability to contribute to the bot directly

[worldly ice]

when is someone gonna rewrite numpy in Rust

[timid latch]

I heard rust

[shadow rivet]

when redox

[mossy mango]

I'm wear this tag for a little bit

until I get bsd installed

heh

[mossy mango]

rust

[turbid oyster]

Chlorine gas is so easy to make it's insane

If you guys wanna start a war I'm gonna spill the method

[soft violet]

There is such a thing as responsible disclosure.

[turbid oyster]

What's that

heh

What's a responsibility

[shadow rivet]

Chemical weapons won't accomplish anything. I guess they could start the war...

[turbid oyster]

Wanna start a war?

[thick ore]

just so you know

this guy is in the hospital

because he made chlorine gas himself

[shadow rivet]

Which guy?

[thick ore]

protocol guy

[shadow rivet]

lol

[mossy mango]

afternoon

[mossy mango]

wat

i thought he had a rubiks puzzle

[worldly ice]

did he?

[ebon shell]

@haughty vine sure its smaller. that doesnt make it fundamentally different/not the linux kernel

[undone granite]

[ebon shell]

https://source.android.com/docs/core/architecture/kernel/android-common

Generally, feature development should be done on mainline Linux and not on Android common kernels. Upstream development is strongly encouraged, and after development is accepted there, it can be backported to the specific ACK branch as needed. The Android Kernel Team is happy to support upstreaming efforts for the benefit of the Android ecosystem.

[dreamy mason]

its like watching a movie

[ebon shell]

i have yet to see one source being cited from you

[trail violet]

pepoPopcorn

[ebon shell]

https://source.android.com/docs/core/architecture/kernel

The Android kernel is based on an upstream Linux Long Term Supported (LTS) kernel. At Google, LTS kernels are combined with Android-specific patches to form Android Common Kernels (ACKs).

[trail violet]

but better

[haughty vine]

its the same docs you keep spamming

[haughty vine]

regarding what?

[ebon shell]

regarding well, literally anything

[ebon shell]

they're different actually, if you read them

[haughty vine]

ik how to change routes 😭

they're same

same as android is linux

lol

[ebon shell]

so it is linux

[haughty vine]

trichotomy property of order relation

[haughty vine]

if this is true

[haughty vine]

then this is false

[trail violet]

lets jst say, its linux, but not GNU/linux

[haughty vine]

either one is true

you choose

[round pendant]

they are talking about the kernel, what does GNU have to do with this?

[honest star]

? The links that were provided are linking to different sections of the same core website.

[ebon shell]

they are the same docs, not the same page

[haughty vine]

thats my answer then:)

[ebon shell]

... that its linux but not the same kernel?

[haughty vine]

no vice versa

[round pendant]

the whole debate is quite stupid

[haughty vine]

real

[ebon shell]

indeed

[haughty vine]

it depends on how you're calling it

[round pendant]

if you just defined what the question is the answer would be obvious

[haughty vine]

nobody says i use linux

i mean when they are talkin about phones

[round pendant]

what does people "saying" what they use have to do with this? most people dont know what a kernel is

[sharp jasper]

this is where the argument began, afaik

[round pendant]

just define what you're talking about first

[sharp jasper]

efi seems to be arguing that the modifications made to linux by the android project make it "not linux" in a sense that desktop distros like Arch "are linux"

am I right?

[haughty vine]

yeah those patches are not that big

[ebon shell]

what's the threshold for "big patches"

[honest star]

Ah, so it's a ship of theseus problem

[sharp jasper]

I mean, they merge in upstream changes, so they aren't maintaining an independent fork

[honest star]

Yeah, like I could see an argument for 2 things with technically the same origin being different if they're no longer keeping up with upstream changes (see circuitpython vs micropython)

But that doesn't seem to be the case here

[ebon shell]

i mean the quonk is mostly the same /j /ref

[green pelican]

I hate this thought experiment

Relative identity works until you Rebuild the exact same ship with the old parts you took off

Then you somehow get 2 original copies

???

[honest star]

[tardy rain]

maybe the real ship of theseus is all the friends we made along the way

and those cant be replaced

🫶

[acoustic moss]

some can

tbh

[latent scaffold]

then they ain't friends

[compact anvil]

I use linux

[warped sentinel]

I still have an openmoko

[lament cairn]

big ice cube

[harsh tundra]

Reminds me of a makeup trick a few years back. It was to submerge whole face like that in water, after putting powder on...
This is a cross of that and "ice rollers"

[ebon shell]

@stable fulcrum opinions on hypickle sb

[stable fulcrum]

whats that?

[ebon shell]

hypixel skyblock

[stable fulcrum]

dunno about hypixel specifically because never played on it, but I like skyblock fights in general

but I like bedwars more

[ebon shell]

skywars ;-;

skyblock is different

[stable fulcrum]

yeah that

haven't played in like a year

or 2

[ebon shell]

https://tenor.com/view/oringo-skyblock-cheating-hypixel-skyblock-gif-26777155

[stable fulcrum]

I don't play skyblock

I am more of a pvp guy

and redstone because I like computers and electronics

[ebon shell]

f7 is literally an mmorpg

[stable fulcrum]

I don't know what that is

[ebon shell]

uh

runescape

[stable fulcrum]

I also never played on servers which use mojang authorization

[ebon shell]

oh

broke

[stable fulcrum]

money saving its called

I got better things to spend money on than software which I will keep for some time

and which big corps keep full power to take away from me even though I paid them

[fierce sandal]

did you use cracked launchers

[haughty vine]

you don't use linux you're just sayin that to win a useless argument

[compact anvil]

umm what's that?

I am also using a window manager

do you want to see more screenshots?

here is a recording

@haughty vine do you want to see more?

[latent scaffold]

Not this again

[compact anvil]

what?

he was saying I don't use linux

I proved that I use linux

[latent scaffold]

Their argument was saying that Android users don't say "I use Linux"

because of the fact that Android uses the Linux kernel

[compact anvil]

huh?

[latent scaffold]

I kinda agree, but I think the semantics got super muddy

[compact anvil]

Idk bud I saw a message saying nobody say I use linux

[latent scaffold]

yeah, all of the context was Android

[compact anvil]

oh

[latent scaffold]

If you use Android, I don't think I'd call you a Linux user, either

Even if technically correct

Same reason I wouldn't call macOS users BSD users

It just implies different things, even if technically correct

[haughty vine]

it looks like customized windows, you cant fool everyone kid 🤣

and nobody really uses linux its a myth

on the internet

[compact anvil]

so what can I do to prove to you that I use linux

[compact anvil]

it's not Windows

@latent scaffold isn't that linux?

[latent scaffold]

well... I do assume so but what the heck is "JetBainsMono"

[haughty vine]

the font thingo

[latent scaffold]

yeah but how/why is there a typo

JetBrains not JetBains

[haughty vine]

😂

[compact anvil]

it;s a font

[haughty vine]

they prolly have a pirated windows

[latent scaffold]

JetBrains Mono is

your font is missing an r for some reason

[compact anvil]

so what can I do to prove that it's linux?

[haughty vine]

its pirated copy of windows

[latent scaffold]

Don't be silly, though

Nobody would try that hard to hide the fact that they're using Windows

Especially if they're using a WM

[compact anvil]

no it's grimshot problem (quality)

[haughty vine]

yk i was 😭 trollin?

[compact anvil]

I am using sway

[haughty vine]

idk why does it matter to them what anyone online think of their os

like why do they need to proove it?

[latent scaffold]

no

JetBrains

not JetBains

[compact anvil]

woah lemme check

[latent scaffold]

You're really just gonna make it hard to take you seriously

[compact anvil]

how!!!?

the alacritty font is JetBrains not JetBains

[latent scaffold]

lol

[compact anvil]

oh

[latent scaffold]

is it even using that font

[compact anvil]

there is a typo outthere

[latent scaffold]

I think that stuff is user-specified

I also don't think it's JetBrainsMono, I think it's supposed to be JetBrains Mono

[compact anvil]

I love the JetBrains Mono font so I downloaded the nerd one so I can use nvim-web-devicon

seems to be fixed

[compact anvil]

the nerd one is JetBrainsMono Nerd Font and not JetBrains Mono Nerd Font

can you let me play assaultcube now?

[latent scaffold]

when I open the font file myself on Windows it says JetBrainsMono NF

[compact anvil]

maybe it's differnt on Windows but lemme check

it seems that the two are valid

wait then lemme edit my sway config

it seems to be working fine

[latent scaffold]

what confuses me is that clearly it worked fine even with the typo

idk how that's really possible

[compact anvil]

maybe the NF or Nerd Font thing made it work

[latent scaffold]

there's not supposed to be a space there, though, right?

[compact anvil]

It's between qoutes

[latent scaffold]

I meant between JetBrains and Mono

[compact anvil]

idk it worked anyway

[woeful phoenix]

that's only the bold_italic one though, the rest were fine

[latent scaffold]

well

[compact anvil]

oh yeah

[latent scaffold]

I have no idea if you're using the font you think you're using

I have no idea how you'd tell, either

[compact anvil]

I am using it doesn't the nvim-web-devicons in nvim needs a nerd font?

and also waybar?

[latent scaffold]

fallback fonts

AFAIK

[latent scaffold]

if your font can't render those, it'll use a different font

which is how the CJK fonts work AFAIK

[compact anvil]

I have only three nerd fonts (firacode, jetbrains, hack)

[latent scaffold]

yeah what I'm saying is maybe it's using a nerf font via fallback rather than the font you're telling it to use

[compact anvil]

idk if I changed it to another font (if not a nerd font) the icons won't appear

[latent scaffold]

since none of your other fonts can render these symbols

I mean if you think it works, I'm a little confused by the discrepencies but I mean hey I ain't no font expert

[compact anvil]

yeah alright 👍

[latent scaffold]

maybe it is worth testing with these font names being jibberish

to see if anything does actually change

but I remember when I was using Alacritty having this super annoying issue with the nerd fonts

I just felt like I had no way to identify what my font was actually supposed to be called internally

at some point realized I wasn't actually using the right font, and somehow never noticed

[compact anvil]

I had a same issue but my problem was I didn't have the nerd font

but wait lemme just change it and check

[latent scaffold]

well, I use powerlevel10k on Linux

and part of its setup is telling you you need a nerd font for certain prompts and stuff

[compact anvil]

oh

I think now it uses a nerd font

and using the Ubunutu Regular font

[latent scaffold]

was it not before?

[compact anvil]

it was configured as JetBrainsMono Nerd Font

[latent scaffold]

oh well

good luck

lol

[paper sequoia]

Can you share this waybar config? I'm curious to see how it's made

[compact anvil]

yeah

[paper sequoia]

Is it in GitHub?

[compact anvil]

no haven't made a github repo yet

I will share a tar.xz file if I can

[paper sequoia]

How many files is it?

[compact anvil]

only one file

wait it's a python bot message

[paper sequoia]

!paste ?

[royal lake]

Pasting large amounts of code

If your code is too long to fit in a codeblock in Discord, you can paste your code here:
https://paste.pythondiscord.com/

After pasting your code, save it by clicking the Paste! button in the bottom left, or by pressing CTRL + S. After doing that, you will be navigated to the new paste's page. Copy the URL and post it here so others can see it.

[compact anvil]

it's two files , style.css and config.jsonc

[paper sequoia]

You can paste both there, or if you plan on making GitHub soon-ish I can wait

[jaunty wraith]

the pastebin has support for multiple files

[compact anvil]

sorry bud

here but you have to get the mocha.css file from the catppuccin github repo

[royal lake]

Please react with ✅ to upload your file(s) to our paste bin, which is more accessible for some users.

[latent scaffold]

JSON with comments </3

Please tell me there is one of those memes for JSONC

like, "JSON was never meant to have comments, they have taken us for absolute fools!"

[paper sequoia]

@compact anvil could you react to this?

Easier to read on mobile/desktop without having to download files

[compact anvil]

It's not my config I just took someone's config for waybar (it's my first time trying a wm) and I edited it to match my liking

[compact anvil]

I did react

[paper sequoia]

It might have timed out

Anyways, thx I can manage with the files no problem

[compact anvil]

Alright

[glossy niche]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIaE9lONIVI

progesteroneSQL be looking good

[sharp jasper]

moment before chomp

[latent scaffold]

lol @grave cove check this out
https://youtu.be/PzzTwupdiW4

[latent scaffold]

so, I found one of those so-called "EOMM agents"

[glossy niche]

is this real

https://www.quantamagazine.org/new-method-is-the-fastest-way-to-find-the-best-routes-20250806/ IT IS REAL

[solemn tulip]

that's way overselling the impact

also note that this is only an asymptotic improvement for sparse graphs

granted, that is probably the typical case

for non-sparse graphs O(m log^(2/3) n) will be worse than O(m + n log n)

even for the sparse case for n=1e9 you might expect an improvement of maybe a factor 3

I have no clue how constant factors compare between this method and Dijkstra

[glossy niche]

how much u wanna bet it contributes nothing outside of competitive programming

cuz of some cpu cache shenanigans

[tardy rain]

A breakthrough is a breakthrough

[glossy niche]

it's cool

I am less interested in it improving anything and more interested in it just being cool

[tardy rain]

tbf thats what most of science is anyways, small incremental improvements

Richmond you shouldnt use emdash to sign off thats just weird

[thick ore]

richmond I love you

[stark prawn]

!warn 1357107270030332028 advertising is not allowed here

[royal lake]

:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied warning to @craggy sleet.

[latent scaffold]

What would you use?

[craggy sleet]

It's not an advertisement. Am looking for someone to work with on coding

[stark prawn]

You also forgot to fill in part where it says [describe what your project does]

[tardy rain]

If you cant use your own words you dont deserve anyone to work with is my humble opinion

[tardy rain]

A regular dash

[craggy sleet]

Are you interested so we could talk about it one on one

[solemn tulip]

competitive programming probably won't have use for it, too small inputs

[stark prawn]

No

[crystal spruce]

@worldly ice #python-discussion message
i have done some mathematics
firstly, the group of orientations of a cube is isomorphic to S4 (to see this, identify opposite corners and fix a face, then rotating the cube is equivalent to permuting the corners of that face)
if you identify each orientation with a number 0 - 24, supposing we want to write the 3 rotations as ax + b mod 24 for some constants a,b for each rotation, it suffices to look at r, s satisfying r^2 = s^4 = (rs)^3 = e (and that r != e, s != e, s^2 != e, etc.) since that defines S4
if you sit down and work through the modular arithmetic for that, you'll find that no combination of s = ax+b and r = cx+d can satisfy all three equations simultaneously (you'll find you need ac = 1, and since everything invertible has order 2 in Z24 you have a = c, and then you can't get bc + d = 0 mod 8)
tl;dr: you'll definitely need to use floor division or something somewhere, just addition/multiplication modulo 24 won't cut it

@worthy oracle i think you were also in the conversation

[worthy oracle]

yea i was reading up on S4 earlier

i agree with you

[crystal spruce]

table for reference

[brazen ingot]

ring note book preety cute

[solemn tulip]

my neck hurts

[glossy niche]

someone on codeforces is gonna find a way to force this into a problem

[solemn tulip]

it's hard enough to tell n log n and n sqrt n apart with test cases

telling n log n and n log^(2/3) n apart will be borderline impossible

[glossy niche]

one time I participated ina contest where the ideal solution finished only a few milliseconds under the time limit of 2000ms

some ppl r just like that

the contest was authored by some Jordanian university

[solemn tulip]

the issue is telling a constant factor optimized worse solution from a sloppier better solution

[glossy niche]

true

[solemn tulip]

you can do it at large enough sizes

but the sizes tend to not get large enough to be able to reliably tell

[glossy niche]

sometimes the whole problem is bust bec I passed a value instead of a reference

const &foo gang

[solemn tulip]

||not even the right syntax||

[grave cove]

that magik is raging in there for sure

[latent scaffold]

nah 'cause we still lost lol

during that fight, even

did you see the screenshot I had sent right after

I can't even be too mad because I'm pretty sure that Squirrel Girl was like either a child or an elderly grandma that someone passed their controller to

[grave cove]

lmfao

[quasi blaze]

Imagine an ability in anime where the character manipulates gravity within a radius. When enemies come swinging at him full speed, he can manipulate gravity to slow them down, teleport out of the radius of the manipulated gravity. And cast multiple piercings of sunbeam or solar beam that penetrates through their bodies

[green breach]

Wasn't there a Marvel Villain that did that?

Intro to the Earth's Mightiest Heros or something

[low chasm]

what do the sunbeams have to do with gravity

[harsh tundra]

Sounds like Keezy is just merging several powers to make a Mary Sue

[jaunty wraith]

In other words, ||Solo Leveling||

[quasi blaze]

The character has cosmic powers

ChatGPT is incredibly impressive in character creation

[grave cove]

fantastic four type shit

[gloomy ember]

An expert in any field was once a beginner

Best thing I have read today

[quasi blaze]

ChatGPT created a character called Rei Uchiha. This is his Mangekyo

[tribal schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-gif-25954239

.wiki fabrice bellard

[median dome]

Wikipedia Search Results

Bellard
Eugenio de Bellard Pietri (1927–2000), founder of speleology in Venezuela Fabrice Bellard, French computer programmer Mary Roszela Bellard (born 1971)

Approximations of π
11 December 2017. "The world of Pi – Bellard". Pi314.net. 13 April 2013. Retrieved 18 April 2016. Bellard, Fabrice. "TachusPi". Retrieved 20 March 2020

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[tribal schooner]

.wiki spambots

[median dome]

Wikipedia Search Results

Spambot
A spambot is a computer program designed to assist in the sending of spam. Spambots usually create accounts and send unsolicited messages to other users

Internet bot
MMORPG games as computer game bots. Another category is represented by spambots, internet bots that attempt to spam large amounts of content on the Internet

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[tribal schooner]

bruh

guys anybody heer?

ANYBODY here?

[grave cove]

there are

you should say something interesting so that people will engage

[tribal schooner]

let me say something interesting

[harsh tundra]

Don't encourage a spammer for voice gate. They did it in all 3 ots

[tribal schooner]

did you know RUST has a package index like Python?

[grave cove]

wack

[grave cove]

yeah

[tribal schooner]

@acoustic moss said to chill

[tribal schooner]

it is so nice to know it has a package index cause

1. we have a community creating stuff
2. new library is easy

3. i can get tools fast as hell

[grave cove]

yep

[quasi blaze]

I added a small feature to our application after a user noticed a piece of data that wasn’t appearing in a field where it was supposed to be. User notified me about the problem. Then during the meeting my manager was like “Great job adding that feature. It’s nice making progress through teamwork and collaboration.” I was thinking in my mind “What?! I am only developer in my company. What do you mean?” Lol

[tardy rain]

collaborating with the user 💀

[quasi blaze]

There’s no collaboration with the user. They are literally reporting to me for technical support. They have no involvement in development. How is it a collaboration?

[undone granite]

Maybe your manager thinks you two are a team

[glossy niche]

average project manager:

wastes half your time and says he did half the work

look at this cat:

[quasi blaze]

You agree with my argument though right?

[undone granite]

yeah

[tardy rain]

not really keezy

youre technically right, but just let it go lol

[green pelican]

Do you have a project manager?

[quasi blaze]

youre technically right,

Thanks

[weak peak]

thesis supervisor reference?

[young shoal]

would you have made the progress without them?

[glossy niche]

yes

[glossy niche]

ion have a masters degree

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-sleep-sleep-sleeping-gif-23371265

[tardy rain]

why dont masters degrees come with the title of Master

[latent scaffold]

o_o

[grave cove]

crazy

[tardy rain]

why is it crazy

am i not a master of science

[quasi blaze]

Progress in regard to what? Adding a feature?

[young shoal]

sure

[quasi blaze]

If they didn’t call for technical support, I wouldn’t have added the feature but it wasn’t a collaboration because they never programmed the feature with me

[stark prawn]

You both contributed to the act of finding and fixing the bug

[quasi blaze]

There’s absolutely no collaborative effort from the end user in the development of the feature. They called for a feature to added and I fulfilled their request. That’s it

[vale raven]

You’re being to literal Keezy
“Thanks for working together to get that fixed” is standard manager-speak
Yes it’s a very liberal use of “collaboration”, but the manager doesn’t know the details, it’s just a generic platitude

[quasi blaze]

Well language and the choice of words are important

[quasi blaze]

That doesn’t refute my claim that there was no involvement of the end user developing the feature

[vale raven]

It doesn’t have to

The development portion isn’t the only portion of a bug fix

[quasi blaze]

Reporting a bug doesn’t entail collaboration either

[young shoal]

how does it not?

[quasi blaze]

Because we were not working together. By that logic, calling your ISP that your internet is down and they fixed it back up is “collaboration”

Selling your customer a hamburger is “collaboration”

[tardy rain]

with how responsive ISPs are to some issues it may as well be collaborative

[young shoal]

you did work together though: they reported the bug

[quasi blaze]

This implies that your customers are also employees

[tardy rain]

it's collaborative, but is it teamwork

[quasi blaze]

So if I report a bug on Discord, I am collaborating with Discord developers?

[young shoal]

sure

look up the definition

[quasi blaze]

If that’s the case, why am I not considered a Discord employee?

[young shoal]

collaboration doesn't require employment

cavemen did not form an llp before going out to kill a mammoth

[stark prawn]

I regularly collaborate with friends without any sort of empl*yment relationship between any of us

[vale raven]

I have an entire Kanban board of issues I’m passing back and forth with a team at another company
We’re pretty much literally going “uhhhh… try it now”
That doesn’t make us employees of each others companies
That just means we’re working together

[tardy rain]

but is a gatherer pointing out the absence of meat collaborating with the hunters in acquiring meat

[young shoal]

sure, in some sense

[tardy rain]

what sense

[young shoal]

maybe they needed some motivation

[tardy rain]

is incentivizing collaboration

its not even incentivizing in this situation

[young shoal]

i think if it wouldn't be done without the motivation, then it is definitely collaborating

[tardy rain]

is my CEO collaborating with me when motivating me to do my job by paying me

[quasi blaze]

I am truly baffled on the amount of pushback I am seeing by all of you in regard to collaboration.

Working for someone does not mean you are collaborating with them.

Working with someone means you are collaborating with them.

I don’t work with end users. Therefore, It is not a collaboration

[young shoal]

sure

[tardy rain]

you could be working with end users keezy, why are you so closed to the possibility

if theyre putting in effort and time with quality feedback and bug reports, isnt that working with you?

are beta testers not working with developers because theyre end users?

of course they are working

[stark prawn]

There doesn't ahve to be any sort of working relationship for collaboration

[tardy rain]

i probably wouldnt call it teamwork but its definitely collaborative

[vale raven]

Well… actually… I uh…
I spend a lot of time collaborating because my users don’t make quality reports

[tardy rain]

more often than i would like i spend time talking to end users because our qa doesnt write halfway decent bug reports

its not a problem to talk to people but its a result of incompetence and i dont like it

[vale raven]

exactly

[tardy rain]

our end users are always great to talk to actually

theyre the experts

[vale raven]

(/s?)

[tardy rain]

no

theyre domain experts

who else would it be

[stark prawn]

Too often in the past few weeks I've seen bug reports where it says A is broken, but after investigating the issue actually B is broken, A works perfectly but it just looks off because of B

[tardy rain]

our product is b2b

[stark prawn]

back to back?

[tardy rain]

back2back spaghetti code

[vale raven]

My end users are super annoying
Took me 30 minutes today just to get a summary of the problem because the user kept going “you know, the thing” in an application that I’ve never used before

Had to tell them to shut up and slow down and actually walk me through the steps to reproduce so I could get them submitted to the vendor’s team

Another one today called, Teams, and stopped me in the hall to say I hadn’t sent an email that was already in their inbox.
Even after I sat down with them they still scrolled past my email on their inbox three times

[sharp jasper]

I think your obsession with filtering every human interaction through a lens of social hierarchy is once again doing you a disservice here.
in your hierarchy, programmer > end-user, so the programmer who fixes the bug is more important than the end-user who reports the bug.
and manager > programmer, so you're annoyed that the manager doesn't recognize the superiority of your intellect over the drudgery of end-userness, or whatever

[vale raven]

(Business to business)

[tardy rain]

no its back 2 back (bangers)

every single PR is platinum certified

[stark prawn]

I love seeing my favourite DJs do a Business to Business live set.

[quasi blaze]

Respectfully, I am going to disengage with you for completely misrepresenting my argument and bringing up irrelevant claims towards the topic

[sharp jasper]

you got a compliment from someone and all you can think about is how some third person got partial credit for your work

ok, cool

[green pelican]

time server in c

[vale raven]

Aren't they all in C?

[green pelican]

i made this one idk about others

[vale raven]

Well if you're making it then use Python

There's no excuse for new C code

[green pelican]

hell no

[vale raven]

🤨

FINE

Use INTERCAL for all I care

[sharp jasper]

I know this because TIOBE blog said python is the only language that has any reason for existing anymore

[green pelican]

python devs are just different

[sharp jasper]

oh, except for performance, I guess

[green pelican]

mfw python is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program, or batch file in my self driving car

/jjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

[vale raven]

Cars know better than to install Winblows

[stark prawn]

They problably would run windows if not for the license fees

[green pelican]

thats scary

[sharp jasper]

<insert that joke about bill gates and how you wouldn't want your car to crash every day>

[green pelican]

<insert stupid joke about aN apPlE cAr hAvIng wIndoWs>

[sharp jasper]

apple cars have rounded corners so it's different

v- rounded corners

[weak peak]

rip

[weak peak]

Goodluck reporting anything without having your account disabled

God awful platform.

[weak peak]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-gif-10061070920122192479

[green pelican]

idk what this even means

socket programming in C is not a w

[weak peak]

books are based

[green pelican]

true

jfc

took me 10 minutes to realize my server was fine i just wasnt on my LAN

[vale raven]

Where were you?

[green pelican]

my phone was on data not my wifi

[green pelican]

@worthy oracle

[worthy oracle]

...

2 more books to the reading list

[mossy mango]

boop

[pastel atlas]

everything u need to know about networking in c is just sockets and various io event notification thingies such as epoll

epoll scales in o(1) btw

[rough sapphire]

any music recommendations for coding?

[polar kestrel]

FTL title track has been my alarm clock for like 10 years

[dapper dew]

I remember one playlist on spotify I picked up from Xith that was pretty good. I think it was mostly electronic

[polar kestrel]

Also the Grindstone soundtrack for coding!

[dapper dew]

Otographic Arts

[worthy oracle]

speaking of FTL, i like the Into the Breach soundtrack too

[polar kestrel]

yeah, Ben Prunty is great!

[coral void]

Current listening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmvsYwR2PRw

[rough sapphire]

Where can i find it SoundCloud ?

[polar kestrel]

idk I use spotify

[worthy oracle]

i dont really have a music for coding i just listen to the music i usually do

[polar kestrel]

yeah same, I just tend to listen to a lot of instrumental stuff

[rough sapphire]

Dude thats looks like an aot sound track

idk maybe i should try doom music

[dapper dew]

I've recently been on a bluegrass thing, Billy Strings has some good stuff

[rough sapphire]

so the guy name is xith on Spotify right?

[dapper dew]

no, Xith is another admin here

[polar kestrel]

oh also Ratatat/EVAX/Kunzite

check out the album Parking Lot Music

[dapper dew]

Cream on Chrome will never not be an absolute banger

[polar kestrel]

Yessss it's so good

[dapper dew]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5QoEmzWIXLI31r8E2pJizz?si=7MlZpXDPRmGdyjg-omrAmg

[polar kestrel]

evax/kunzite is the same artist

[dapper dew]

yo wut

[coral void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOOaoJk-XVQ another favorite

[rough sapphire]

should i try doom music

[polar kestrel]

listen to Frosty by Kunzite. You'll be able to tell immediately

[worthy oracle]

i think it would be too much for me personally

[dapper dew]

Like Doom the video game? Sure if metal is your thing

[rough sapphire]

nah the music is awesome but i dont think its really suited for coding

[rough sapphire]

Only c++

[worthy oracle]

shouldnt it be rust instead?

because yknow

metal

[rough sapphire]

Too mad to debug🔥

[rough sapphire]

c++ and rust are perfect for it

I mean python isn’t that much but yeah your right

[worthy oracle]

ive found that very rhythmic music works best for me

quite a few games soundtracks are perfect

though i listen to other music too

[rough sapphire]

c++ and rust devs would love doom music while there fighting there lives over memeory manipulatirs who are there demons😂

[polar kestrel]

https://open.spotify.com/album/7HpiNaxTXlH3GcoFrgPDeh?si=_Mo9LVIkTnePzTztG4WhUA

[dapper dew]

Fallout 4 OST is nice

[worthy oracle]

do you mean the radio?

or the OST

[dapper dew]

and O Brother Where Art Thou

[dapper dew]

yes

There are some playlists of it

[tardy rain]

Is it the big iron game

Or was that new vegas

[worthy oracle]

nah thats fnv

[dapper dew]

@round pendant since you like math rock have you listened to Battles?

[polar kestrel]

Battles is great!

[polar kestrel]

Have you listened to Minus The Bear? They're my all time favourite band

I'm literally wearing their band shirt right now

[worthy oracle]

is that why i enjoy rhythmic music for work too

[dire glade]

anyone teach me python from beginging

[dapper dew]

I'm about to

[polar kestrel]

listen to the song Knights. Their latest albums are a bit meh

[round pendant]

not really, no, to be fair i only know of math rock artists that i found in japanese math rock playlists

[dapper dew]

I'll start with that album

[polar kestrel]

Perfect. Planet of Ice is excellent, and then follow it up with Menos El Oso

[haughty vine]

this meme is so funny 😭

[dapper dew]

Is that your go-to style or just one of the programming background themes?

[round pendant]

well i only have like 4 "activities": programming, thinking of random stuff related to programming, some calisthenics outside, and going to a park 💀
its my go-to style for the first two, and for the later ones i prefer no music whatsoever

[dapper dew]

lol

[dapper dew]

yeah that was a jam

[polar kestrel]

I look forward to your review of the full album 🤓

[rough sapphire]

GUYS

I JUST FOUND SOME PEAK MUSIC

I SWEAR MY YT ALGORITHM

[dapper dew]

whatcha got

[glossy niche]

ms teams sucks so fucking much man

everyone about it sucks

[undone granite]

Garbage software
The ui is bad
Notification delivery is broken
And of course its slow

[dapper dew]

Overall it was good, had a nice pacing and mix of energy throughout

[polar kestrel]

I'd say that's a solid review

[dapper dew]

Would definitely listen again, and watch them live if given a chance

[harsh tundra]

I love that it says everyone, not everything.
My friend was part of Teams team. She worked on the calendar and scheduling for sure. But after being promoted, her day was basically all meetings, not real work, so she resigned during the layoffs (voluntary resignations also got some bonuses then, as they reduced the employee numbers even on non-fireable positions like her level)

[polar kestrel]

They broke up at the end of 2019, but have announced their return this year with a big tour. The band went through some changes and I think they lost their sound along the way. Everything up to (and including) OMNI is great, and then it kinda falls off

[glossy niche]

hidden wisdom in my typo

or maybe you over estimate how much I think before I talk, nicky

[tardy rain]

I choose the first one

You're welcome

[glossy niche]

https://ifp.org/the-great-refactor/

bruh

A major source of vulnerabilities in our digital infrastructure stems from code written in languages like C and C++, which are vulnerable to exploits targeting computer memory. Estimates show that around 70% of vulnerabilities in these codebases stem from memory exploits. But AI could cheaply translate code from memory-unsafe to memory-safe languages, eliminating entire classes of vulnerabilities while modernizing legacy codebases.

[willow narwhal]

What could possibly go wrong

[ebon shell]

@cobalt remnant

[rain wadi]

Rust propaganda aah

[glossy niche]

propagander

[upper flower]

cough

[latent scaffold]

@grave cove did you see the new balance changes lol

(https://www.marvelrivals.com/balancepost/20250820/41667_1254957.html)

I kinda can't believe they keep nerfing Human Torch in the most annoying ways ever

like, please for the love of god just nerf his primary damage, that's all

literally the rest of his kit is just ult charge fodder

[grave cove]

i just saw it

interesting

[latent scaffold]

The Blade one is probably good

I just got into an argument with someone because they said that Blade is a brawl character

which, I almost get, because that feels like how his character was designed

but he is WAY too squishy to be a brawl character (at the moment)

[latent scaffold]

lol I apologize if I ping you too much, @grave cove but like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-_jtwwHu6g

[grave cove]

goddamn that’s fat

[vale raven]

Don’t talk about your mom like that

[latent scaffold]

the way my whole team makes it back to steal what was basically my 6th kill

[remote plover]

wtf they brought split gate to 6v6 hero based shooter

what even was that, basically reaper ow ult?

[grave cove]

i never played overwatch but that heros ability basically does a flat, very high amount of damage which one shots pretty much every hero in the game

the only problem is that pretty much every hero in the game also has one or more abilities to evade that ultimate

AND it has a very loud, telegraphed animation before it goes off

the caveat is that you cant hear ultimate voice lines from people that are far away
so what you can do is start your ultimate really far away (like at your spawn), use a portal, and drop down onto a group of enemies who aren't expecting it

[latent scaffold]

I had to look it up, but it sounds similar

Instead of high DoT, a huge burst of damage

Generally considered the worst ult in the game

Well, at least one of

[remote plover]

ooo wow cool to see the parallels :0 it fills the same conceptual niche, i'm pretty sure reaper ult does even higher dps than the token mr call of duty hero aimbotting headshots so it's essentially the same "evade with this NOW with an ability or line of sight or you die." and since he gets damage resist, killing an ulting reaper before he kills you (without having those specific abilities) is also basically off the table, the same way i imagine you don't generally "stop" a scarlet witch ult by killing her (because it's instant)

[latent scaffold]

Well, no, killing an ulting Scarlet Witch is generally pretty easy

She has a LONG wind up

before she blows up

[remote plover]

oop :p

[latent scaffold]

and she's super slow

[latent scaffold]

There are also a bunch of stuns that will cancel her out of it

You can also use shields to block line of sight

She's VERY easy to stop or avoid

Unless you use the portal to trick so people don't hear when you start your ult

[remote plover]

-# for the curious marvel rivals player https://youtu.be/vY6ZJyBVKV4

i see i see :0

[grave cove]

scarlet witch is also like, bottom 3 dps in the game so rarely anybody plays her

[latent scaffold]

💔

[latent scaffold]

I wear my #136 SW with pride

[grave cove]

im learning venom right now

big fan of the general playstyle of jump into backline, cause chaos, draw attention, then leave

[latent scaffold]

Have you seen the tech with the new simple swing option

[grave cove]

yeah

i dont know how useful its gonna be

[latent scaffold]

me neither

I do wanna try it

I usually play Venom if I wanna be silly though

usually me sitting on the convoy while twerking

[grave cove]

based lowkey

[thick ore]

why are malware developers always targeting windows

[remote plover]

one morbillion windows user

[thick ore]

it can't be that hard to write cross platform malware

[hybrid root]

do you remember that attempted ssh backdoor

well not exactly malware ig...

[remote plover]

so i hear categories of malware can even be architecture specific because those categories do memory manipulation shenanigans in various ways

with how some things are guaranteed to be in someplaces in some architectures but in different places otherwhere. i hear, implied, from my intro systems course.

[thick ore]

windows?

[lament cairn]

linux

[thick ore]

they do that?

[hybrid root]

oh was it not cross platform?

i thought it wa

[thick ore]

realistically most malware just sends your info to a remote server

[remote plover]

hmm i shouldn't say large categories yeah idrk what i'm talking about :/

[thick ore]

oh were you talking about the Jia Tan incident

[lament cairn]

CVE-2024-3094

xz was backdoored

which somehow also impacted ssh

[thick ore]

so it is the jia tan incident

[lament cairn]

the only reason we know about this was because a ms employee(?) noticed their ssh sessions logged in 1 second slower than usual

[thick ore]

😂

microsoft mentioned

this is just sad

abstraction is now called "protection of intellectual property"

[grave cove]

oop is brainrot

[weak peak]

JiaT75 🗣️

fire alias

[grave cove]

https://tenor.com/view/starwars-obi-wan-now-thats-a-name-ive-not-heard-in-along-time-gif-11814407

[weak peak]

all the homies forget Hans Jansen though 😔

[weak peak]

market share for the most part I'd say

[thick ore]

if you target all systems you get all the market share

[lament cairn]

windows makes it easy
(source: i made it up)

i saw some guy say that infostealers are almost entirely a windows thing. it makes no sense but i've ben thinking about it since

[weak peak]

Sure, but who would want to put in the extra effort of developing cross-platform malware or even separate strains of their malware for smaller portions of the market pie, the effort-reward ratio is just too small at that point, hence the focus on Windows.

[weak peak]

🤨

[lament cairn]

eyeb

[thick ore]

it would be easier to write cross platform malware than ones that only work on windows

[lament cairn]

run your malware under wine

easy

[weak peak]

citation needed

[thick ore]

my next project will be an infostealer written in rust that works on all oses and architectures including riscv

watch out

-# /j

[weak peak]

too late with the /j

you're on a list now

😔

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-agent-gif-17540199569095667102

[thick ore]

please give me access to your appdata please

i just need some cookies

[foggy jungle]

This is... not true at all.

[thick ore]

how

i guess im thinking more infostealer specifically

but besides path handling what else is there to do os-specific

[foggy jungle]

DPAPI

(or lack thereof)

Lumma is written in C# so you'd also need .NET on the non-Windows target OS

C#? C#.

[weak peak]

😔

gang, Rem is cooked

[weak peak]

https://malpedia.caad.fkie.fraunhofer.de/details/win.lumma

C.

[foggy jungle]

C++

eh?

fuck.

[weak peak]

🤷

[foggy jungle]

There's too many fucking stealers.

[weak peak]

C# is reserved for the ultra goobers

Think Gremlin stealer

https://unit42.paloaltonetworks.com/new-malware-gremlin-stealer-for-sale-on-telegram/

[carmine apex]

did you write that one fish

[weak peak]

of course, it was in honor of @grave cove

[thick ore]

C# mentioned

[thick ore]

and what is dpapi

[foggy jungle]

Data protection API

[thick ore]

.NET core is crossplatform

[foggy jungle]

it's the thingy that keeps you from simply grabbing Login Data

[thick ore]

u cant just do that?

[foggy jungle]

No.

[weak peak]

I agree, just wait until you hear about the amount of JS-based stealers spread via the "try my game" shtick, they drive me up the wall.

[foggy jungle]

Chromium browsers on Windows encrypt Login Data with DPAPI; which prevents anyone except the user from reading the contents. (Note: Malware runs in the context of that user, ispo facto, it can read the data.)

[weak peak]

It is just like the Python-based ones we are used to seeing, ctrl+c ctrl+v + rename and boom you have yourself another skidware sample

[foggy jungle]

Chrome has several additional protection mechanisms.

[thick ore]

oh well

so you can only steal the current user's data

[weak peak]

Which are just side stepped by opening Chrome in debug mode 🗿

[foggy jungle]

I mean that's actually an improvement.

[lament cairn]

i was looking for an appropriate snow leopard pic to contribute to the conversation but this one caught me off guard

[foggy jungle]

You can detect the process spawning in debug mode and go from there.

[weak peak]

I suppose

[foggy jungle]

Very few things legitimately interact with Chrome/Edge in the manner that credential stealers do now that they've been kinda' bonked down to more observable interactions.

[weak peak]

Indeed

[foggy jungle]

Same reason Impacket/NXC isn't actually that scary-- it'd be scary if it wasn't observable. As it stands now, we can at least see the interactions and artifacts it creates on hosts.

[weak peak]

what is the snow leopard's name?

[foggy jungle]

This was appropriate.

[lament cairn]

Fuku! according to the post I got the vid from, it was recorded in 2018
unfortunately it passed away earlier this week at ~8 years old

[weak peak]

😔 RIP Fuku

[lament cairn]

here it is holding a ball, photo taken in 2019
let me see if i can find a newer photo

kitty always looked like it was smiling

[weak peak]

vibes

[lament cairn]

i think this one is quite recent

[weak peak]

Me after nuking a malicious package

[lament cairn]

alright last pics
1 was taken very recently (i think this month, i dont have a date rn)
2 is a baby that opened its eyes shortly after fuku's death was announced

[weak peak]

very cool leopards

[green breach]

Leopards, very good.

[fierce arrow]

Meow.

[green pelican]

LETS GOOOOOOO

BEST OFFENSIVE SECURITY LANGUAGE

[soft violet]

Brainfuck.

[weak peak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm5Ust7vEhk

a timeless classic shared by a prof back in the day

[native comet]

I train my Gan

[nova pine]

I can do calculus and i want cinnabons

[bronze root]

Odd. My Cv can't be read by AI tools apparently

I don't really know if that's a good or a bad thing haha

[worthy oracle]

bad

hr would just throw it out if their parser doesnt work

[undone granite]

How do i test my CV, do i just use any online parser

Or is there a standard for CVs

[worthy oracle]

no standards for ATSes

if there were standards then ATSes would have been considered "reasonably good" software

[bronze root]

I was thinking the same at first

But do I really want to work for a company that does that

if HR can't even read stuff manually then can I really trust them when there will actually be human ressources issues

[worthy oracle]

a lot of big name companies contract out their ATS systems though

the HR department of the company is likely to be using an off-the-shelf ATS, regardless of how amazing the company's software is

well, unless the company you are applying to is the company making the ATS

[paper quest]

I understood the concern to be that the HR department of the company is doing a bad job, not that the company is making a bad product 🤔

[worthy oracle]

the HR department likely won't have any idea about the error rate of the ATS though

i really don't think the HR department cares enough about finding the right person for the company

[paper quest]

I think it's gonna depend on how many applicants they get and how often the tool is wrong. If it's infeasible to manually check the erroring CVs, or if they have too many applicants to evaluate them all anyway, I don't think it's "wrong" of the HR department to pass by any candidate whose application doesn't work for them.

On the other hand, if they get a reasonable number of applicants and errors, and they still don't put in any effort looking through the pile, that's maybe a worse sign 🙃

[bronze root]

Yeah that's kind of my concern :')

Especially since I'm in a line of job that tends to burn out, I require a strong HR to make sure the team will be healthy

[quasi blaze]

GTA 6 will more than likely be the largest game to ever come out in our lifetime

[grave cove]

massive, even

[jaunty wraith]

Why do you think so?

[grave cove]

we actually got silksong before gta 6

[carmine apex]

gta 6 finna be an online game and it's still probably be a terabyte in compressed download size

[latent scaffold]

what, you don't have terabit internet?

[harsh tundra]

What about Half-life 3?

[quasi blaze]

GTA 5 is the second best selling video game of all time with nearly $10 billion in revenue. GTA 6 trailer 2 amassed 126M views.

I assumed that Rockstar Games wasn’t going to produce GTA 7 in our lifetime which was the primary influencer of me making that claim but I suppose that more than likely won’t be the case because I’m not able to find Rockstar Games saying anything about GTA 6 being the last game out of the GTA franchise that we will see in our lifetime

[harsh tundra]

Reminder https://nee.lv/2021/02/28/How-I-cut-GTA-Online-loading-times-by-70/

GTA Online. Infamous for its slow loading times. Having picked up the game again to finish some of the newer heists I was shocked (/s) to discover that it still loads just as slow as the day it was released 7 years ago.

7 years of unpatched bug that made loading slow even on fast computers

[green pelican]

"our lifetime" is like

has 70 years left

its a reach at best to assume this

unless they fully kill GTA

[tardy rain]

Whose lifetime is that keezy

Im 29, if gta 6 is the largest game in my lifetime youre all fucking cooked

Im going to live forever

[grave cove]

did you ever seriously play gta 5

[latent scaffold]

@grave cove can you guess what happened here

I'm the Jeff here

I've never been sabotaged so hard in my life

[grave cove]

no

what happened

[latent scaffold]

take a look at the Bucky to the right

[grave cove]

bruh did he hook you right after you ate

[latent scaffold]

he hooked

their entire

fucking

team

[grave cove]

no shot

[latent scaffold]

out of my ult

LMFAO

[grave cove]

they're groot ulted though, no?

they cant move

[latent scaffold]

you'd think so

[grave cove]

thats kind of a crazy tech then?

[latent scaffold]

I thought I took a screenshot, one sec

[grave cove]

like imagine groot ulting 5 people on the staircase in the vampire map and bucky hooks them off the ledge

[latent scaffold]

lol

I don't know why the hook works but stuff like Invis push/pull doesn't

maybe because it's also a stun

I wonder if Thing ult would launch them into the air

[grave cove]

thats just some crazy shit lowkey

[latent scaffold]

I literally felt so robbed there it was crazy

of course, I immediately die

[honest star]

oh my god I don't know why I didn't realize this sooner... I can put emojis in Teams meeting titles 😈

[jaunty wraith]

How does that help?

[quasi blaze]

Yes

[tardy rain]

It lessens the mental anguish of having to use teams

Teams needs more emojis tbf

I need to be able to react with 🤨

[honest star]

So that people feel less awkward when looking at my calendar to schedule things. They'll sse "✨ Grief Therapy ✨" instead of the normal and somehow much sadder "Grief Therapy"

[shell raptor]

I would've just put <unavailable> or something

not sad, more like a fog of war

[jaunty wraith]

I've added and :blobsip: (not available here, but you get it) to the company Slack

[green pelican]

i hit my boss with 🚡 last week

[green pelican]

the most anyone will get out of me is "Appointment" or maybe "Dr apt" but no details for sure

excluding the time i had 1 day notice for a surgery lol

[honest star]

Yeah but now they feel bad and that's what they get for trying to schedule a meeting :)

[green pelican]

fair

i dont mind meetings

excuse to not do work

but i guess once i get more work its gonna suck

gotta milk the "useless first 6 months" yk

[honest star]

I weaponize the personal information I share with coworkers is pretty much my policy on what I share

[green pelican]

omw to weaponise being disabled

gets laid off

[harsh tundra]

this but not cat? (I don't have blob sip that isn't cat)

[honest star]

Those 2 are the sip emojis I love and wish I could add to teams

[green pelican]

[shell raptor]

I read that as a horrible accident

[green pelican]

i knew someone was gonna read it wrong i just expected a shitty joke from thuri

oH iT mUsT hAvE hURt jhUH cLI lOVer

[harsh tundra]

Reminds me of one of my lecturers' emails

How can someone write so... calmly/funnily about the accident?!
There was something like "doctors will have a jigsaw puzzle bones in my foot on Monday"

[pseudo zephyr]

slack reaction meta is very complex. this one guy always heart reacts my messages in slack, but hes kinda rude in person. playing hard to get?

[green pelican]

hold on i have a meme for this

cant find it :(

[grave cove]

crazy

[harsh tundra]

Found the email and used Google translate option on it.
Title +the emoticon at the start, then "incident" with "I don't remember" and scooping pieces of his bike... And jigsaw puzzle with his foot...

One of the best lecturers btw, but only holding small class (on networks)

[glossy niche]

if i am left to my devices ill just respond to emails in barely legible keysmash

[harsh tundra]

I do cheers in more casual stuff (not UK), regards when I'm to sound serious

[glossy niche]

https://tenor.com/view/futaba-persona-5-persona-gif-4558444542703030295

[shell raptor]

biking at 50km/h is kinda cursed tbh

[brazen ingot]

okay if u have glued brakes

[shell raptor]

I guess it isn't much worse than motorcycling at 50km/h now that I think about it a little bit

Not sure what the current leg protection tech is like with motorcycles

[harsh tundra]

He did sport cycling as a hobby, could've been slight downhill or something

Considering the car was going 80km/h, it was outside the city limits (max speed 90km/h, in the urban zone it's 50km/h)

[shell raptor]

yeah I mean with other non-bicycle things present

maybe the reason I feel that way is the amount of protection socially acceptable on a bicycle vs a motorcycle

like, you're not going to cycle in heavy boots and protective pants in the summer

[harsh tundra]

Yeah, but motorcycle is a full vehicle with same upper speed limits as a car

[shell raptor]

Mopeds have a legal speed limit of 50km/h here, I guess a guy in slippers on a moped is a less alarming image

[harsh tundra]

It was a shocking email to read. Like... talking so casually about such thing... I wonder if he was high on painkillers. I remember when my MIL broke her leg, the painkillers were strong

[shell raptor]

codeine+something is OTC in Poland iirc?

[harsh tundra]

I think syrups with codeine were, idk if still are. (Reminds me of the South Park episode about kids getting high on cough syrup)

I don't really know about meds, I just use the simple ones... Or not, my current condition makes me not be able to take most meds. But at least paracetamol is fine if I'm really bad!

[shell raptor]

we have a de facto speed limit of 79km/h in urban zones, kinda crazy

[harsh tundra]

Poles don't really follow the speed limits. My village is technically in urban zone... yeah, nope. And we don't have a sidewalk or a bike road/lane. Or even painted side lines (even though the road is wide, it's technically all normal lanes)

[shell raptor]

our roads are scientifically engineered to be so bad that you can't speed on them

[harsh tundra]

Our road got redone like 2y ago. So it's perfect for speeding...
A side road leading to municipality? Still full of holes. We complain on every local assembly

[green pelican]

Decent motorcycles are faster than cars though

[harsh tundra]

Doesn't mean it's legal for them to ride faster than cars

[green pelican]

Yeah

[harsh tundra]

I was literally talking speed limits

[carmine apex]

what a friendly fella

[vale raven]

Did you know Teams has custom emojis now?

One of these days I’m going to remember to add some to my org

[green pelican]

I got a new TV can you see it from your spot in my wall?

It's crisp

Did you also see me crash out when amazon destroyed the first one i got?

[carmine apex]

the general lameness of your place means i now subcontract that kinda thing out

[green pelican]

MY PLACE ISN'T LAME

I HAVE A TURNTABLE

VINYLS

Oml

YOU SUBRENT MY WALLS??????

WHAT

[carmine apex]

honestly surprised you didn't notice by now

[green pelican]

Are you on the wifi I would have seen that

Unless it's the guest network

That's where I put all the "eh hack it idc" shit yk

[carmine apex]

i told you, i'm not there anymore

[green pelican]

Ok but before

I'm charging you for electricity

This is uncalled for

[carmine apex]

ring zero in the router

[green pelican]

Must be a 0day

[carmine apex]

idk what the new folks are doing

[honest star]

I don't think my workplace has it enabled

[green pelican]

Did know you could hack a Cisco router

[vale raven]

sucks to be you

[carmine apex]

nah. you're not worth burning a zero. just noticed your router had a vuln not patched for a distressingly long time

[green pelican]

The Cisco one?

[carmine apex]

i don't recall the brand

[green pelican]

Fuck

Fuck

[carmine apex]

was a long time ago after all

[green pelican]

I thought I had you

I don't have a Cisco one

Tplink lol

[carmine apex]

cert
listen
my account doesn't cause discord to violate coppa

if i was born yesterday, it would