ot1-perplexing-regexing

[fresh basalt]

I'm not a therapist.

[jovial oriole]

i talk to random people i see

[heady solstice]

i'm outside everyday

[jovial oriole]

I found a civil engineer once he told me about his career for a couple hours

[heady solstice]

need to be therapist to recommend good places to find positive people?

[jovial oriole]

you find lots of positive people in the hospital

[fresh basalt]

I find people here can be positive.

[heady solstice]

awesome, but you know his personal life and know if he doesn't feel miserable inside?

[jovial oriole]

He was a random person

why would he tell me that

[heady solstice]

i can say the same for negative people

[fresh basalt]

@heady solstice Maybe you're depressed.

Maybe you're the one who is negative.

[jovial oriole]

Ye we cant say

Therapusts can tho

[fresh basalt]

Yeah I don't know but it sure sounds like it. That's why I suggest therapy.

[heady solstice]

they wouldn't, that's the point, people pretend to have many masks about their feelings, i'm still on my point

[heady solstice]

who aren't?

[jovial oriole]

Well thats normal

even ur family probably doesnt know everything about u

[fresh basalt]

@heady solstice Lots of people aren't depressed.

[jovial oriole]

His name was steve, his dad was a plumber, his friend worked at saudi arabia for a few years and he recommends a college diploma

[heady solstice]

sure, my point is about people getting worse feelings everyday, i bet any of us can't say we are totally happy

[jovial oriole]

Most people arent constantly happy

That isnt normal

people are usually neutral

[heady solstice]

i never found anyone, and even if i have found someone, could be just another mask

[jovial oriole]

Bruh

Debates are starting gtg

cyas

[heady solstice]

hahha

just go to suno.ai discord

people don't make happy songs

it's something, right?

i found a guy making song about the god Moloch

Moloch requires you to brn your baby until d as worship

people are going crazy everyday

but i will stop right now

i know we can't talk about world madness for long time anywhere

let's believe in our unicorn cotton candy world

as we say in my country as irony: "the love won"

[tulip falcon]

@heady solstice you should try to avoid negativity and make the best out of life

I'd suggest just leaving such a server and finding what else is out there in the world

[vivid ridge]

im learning python classes if anyone wants to vc and hep a bit it would be appreciated

[jovial oriole]

Someone explain why my school put ONLY two urinals side by side in the washroom???

why

[heady solstice]

Idk where you from, but my country is dead

[vocal oyster]

how can an entire country be dead

[heady solstice]

Maybe there're some countries good to live, idk, but in general, the world is getting worse everyday and talk about facts don't make me depressive, but just realist. You can ignore the actual state of the madness in world as you want, but i cannot

[heady solstice]

Toxic culture spread

[vocal oyster]

you might be a bit too deep in the hole

[heady solstice]

I'm avoiding to talk about religion for a while here, but the thing is: if you take christianity so serious, you will be sad about the things happening around all the globe

[low chasm]

it is pretty true that there's a bunch of shitty stuff going on in the world, but the average standard of living is very likely much better than it was like, a century or two ago.

[heady solstice]

At least in my country if you call someone ugly or just disagree with someone, tomorrow you can be dead by the upset person, that's why i avoid to make "friends" most of the time. Even in the church people got upset by stupid opinions so easily

[low chasm]

"you can be dead" as in like, killed?

[heady solstice]

Yes

You just need to upset a drunk guy that have a gun and you're dead

[young shoal]

shoot back

[low chasm]

I guess, but that's also not a universal thing

I also think there are plenty of positive/good people around, it kind of depends on who you're interacting with.

[heady solstice]

That's why i said that maybe there're good places to live yet

[low chasm]

I'm sure not everyone where you're at is drunk and owns guns, if that's what you're getting at. There are certainly places that are more tolerant of divergent opinions and whatnot than others, though, I agree.

[heady solstice]

You can try guess who are good person, but we always be surprised about super calm person murdering

My granpa always says: "you see face, you don't see heart"

[low chasm]

I mean, sure, you probably don't want to extensively characterize someone you don't know.

but I don't think that's basis enough to view everyone with the suspicion that they might be a terrible person.

[heady solstice]

We don't see emotional damage of people most of the time, so, one day could be all ok, another day the same person goes mad for "no reason"

[low chasm]

perhaps, but is that basis to inherently distrust them?

and also, kind people that spontaneously go mad and commit stuff like murder are very likely the minority.

[heady solstice]

I try to keep trust mostly in my family and never underestimate anyone i don't talk too much. As i said: even in church there're people who goes very sick emotionaly for no reason, and i believe this is somehow the consequence about people going deep in unhealthy habits everyday

[low chasm]

sure, I'm not saying to blindly trust people you don't know, my point is that there's a lot of good people out there.

[heady solstice]

I don't think so, maybe people are more conscious in your country

[tulip falcon]

Some people might not even be sick, they might just be hungry and run up on you for your wallet

[fresh basalt]

It's pretty obviously the case that most people aren't murderers.

[heady solstice]

This is whole different case

[fresh basalt]

This is a bummer of a conversation.

[tulip falcon]

Lol

[heady solstice]

Any person is capable to murder

[tulip falcon]

So why are we discussing this anyways

[fresh basalt]

@heady solstice You've been dooming for at least like three hours

Maybe you should take a break and go take a walk in a park or something.

[tulip falcon]

Be sure you stay strapped if you go to the park 😈

[fresh basalt]

What sort of thing is that to say?

[heady solstice]

I have said about this for like 30 minutes, then i was outside for more than an hour, and now about 15 minutes i guess

[fresh basalt]

This was the first comment of your tirade.

That was at 1:44 CST

You've been spiraling downwards since then.

[tulip falcon]

This person is trying to grapple with the facts of life or something, I have accepted it and I just keep my shit on me 😂

[fresh basalt]

I don't think a Python Discord may be the place for you to trauma dump.

It's not healthy.

[heady solstice]

Sure, but after i was sleeping for the whole afternoon, then woke up and did a walk outside and now i have continue the topic for just 15 minutes

[tulip falcon]

I have got four solid hours of studying since you started

🤷

I wrote 9 pages of notes

[heady solstice]

It's off topic, come on, at least we're talking about facts, otherwise we were talking about bullshit here

[fresh basalt]

You're bumming everybody out. You're saying everything is horrible, people are suggesting that maybe it's not, and you're just dismissing everything. You're not speaking facts, you're being pessimistic and saying that your subjective experience is reality.

[tardy rain]

No 🙅 mood killing 💀 allowed ❌

[tulip falcon]

I'm more of just bored of this conversation. okay sure we could get killed, sure people could do degenerate things, sink into hole of depression, but you don't have to.

[heady solstice]

So let's talk about cotton candy world of my little pony. We are talking about real world, nobody suggested any better topic yet

[tulip falcon]

I've been fucked up for a year and u don't see me crying about it every second of every day

[fresh basalt]

That's what I'm talking about. The "cotton candy world of my little pony". Nobody said everything was unicorns and rainbows but everything isn't absolutely horrible either. Typically reality is somewhere in the middle.

[low chasm]

you can keep it real if you want, but do keep in mind that there are certain topics that we don't want discussed in the server, and this was explained to you earlier.

[tulip falcon]

Mood

[tardy rain]

My coffee went cold you don't see my whining and crying about it

[low chasm]

this conversation also doesn't seem like it's going anywhere, lets take a step back.

[heady solstice]

Lol

[fresh basalt]

gladly

[young shoal]

i mean

[tardy rain]

How do i heat up my coffee without diluting it

[heady solstice]

Just suggest another topic instead saying that

[fresh basalt]

microwave

[tulip falcon]

I see. Not saying this with any type of negative connotation, I think you need a therapist @heady solstice

[tardy rain]

Im not putting this shit in the microwave

Thats nonsense talk

[low chasm]

what happens if you put coffee in the microwave

[fresh basalt]

blowtorch

[young shoal]

🔥

[low chasm]

i don't have a coffee addiction yet so I wouldn't know

[fresh basalt]

it gets hot

[tardy rain]

I dont have a blowtorch loicense 😔

[heady solstice]

I have one, don't worry

[tardy rain]

What i actually did was ditch it for boba tea

But thats not sustainable

[heady solstice]

You're blessed

I'm now in coffee with pepper

[tulip falcon]

U have no clue what it's like to be me

[young shoal]

[fresh basalt]

put the mug on top of the heatsink of your cpu

I wonder if the concentration of edgelords to other people is higher in PyDis than other Discords in general or if it's a Discord thing.

[tulip falcon]

Whatever

[young shoal]

you do seem to mention how much pain you are in quite often

[young shoal]

heatsink too efficient, what next

[tardy rain]

My pc doesnt get hot enough

I could start up docker i guess

[fresh basalt]

Maybe you should write programs to make it heat up properly.

skill issue

[tulip falcon]

U think I'm an edgelord is that what you're referring to?

[young shoal]

calculate some prime numbers

[young shoal]

i said no such thing

gimp it up

[fresh basalt]

make a lock and spin it

[heady solstice]

We can say it about any person i guess

[tulip falcon]

I'm talking to dirt

[young shoal]

i don't think they said any such thing either

[young shoal]

isn't the spinning the lock

[tulip falcon]

If you feel some type of way then just say so

😄

[tardy rain]

Spin me right round baby right round

[heady solstice]

Any clue about get old style mobile keyboard layout?

[tulip falcon]

I didn't think I was crying, I didn't let it stop me

anyways fuck this imma dip

[young shoal]

what?

[tulip falcon]

You said I mean

I don't care

I tire of being in this chatroom

[young shoal]

[tulip falcon]

Pithink all u want

[heady solstice]

May i have a dict of old style mobile keyboard?

[young shoal]

it's just curious is all i'm saying. i noticed you mention your situation with your back often, and then you say

u don't see me crying about it every second of every day

[tulip falcon]

I did what I did in spite of that

[heady solstice]

If the world is good, why we have now steal option in the newest version of monopoly game? Lmao

[young shoal]

wait what

[heady solstice]

Also, UNO game is purely a casino lmao

[tardy rain]

Stealing is immoral unless your bank balance is 7 digits

[heady solstice]

Lmao

[tulip falcon]

7 digits including decimals

[heady solstice]

Is actually a rule or just a joke?

[tardy rain]

Actual rule

You ever seen a millionaire go to jail for theft

[tulip falcon]

I wish i was never here for the last 30 minutes of this chat

Peace

[heady solstice]

Lol, those games are very realistic, we are evolving. Which more? After a steal we need to send our phones to someone?

Just kidding

Unbreakable have been broken

[civic pasture]

hi @heady solstice

good to see you

hi @tulip falcon

good to see you

and also you @tardy rain

[heady solstice]

Totally not an AI

[civic pasture]

😄

[tulip falcon]

Congratulations

[heady solstice]

Thanks lol

[tulip falcon]

Yeah. See you when I see ya ☮️

[civic pasture]

😄

[heady solstice]

Why you were banned jiggly?

[civic pasture]

I was being mischevous

[tardy rain]

You got banned?

Lmao

[civic pasture]

yup

I did

[civic pasture]

Im the rebel of this server

didnt you wonder where I was the whole week

smh

[heady solstice]

Trick or treating?

[tardy rain]

🤷‍♀️

[civic pasture]

I see how much you love me:(

[tardy rain]

Many such cases

[heady solstice]

We all love you

[young shoal]

mar wouldn't do the same for me

[tardy rain]

😩

[heady solstice]

Jiggly, next time please have a good AI to blame it when being mischevous

[tardy rain]

Just dont be mischievous

[brazen ingot]

patreons getting banned

[heady solstice]

He is being kind to redeem

Be sure to buy nitro too

😂

[civic pasture]

lol

I was a patreon before getting banned @heady solstice

and a booster

still got banned xD

it means nothing

[heady solstice]

Lol

[civic pasture]

are you new here

[heady solstice]

Ban hammer is the right justice

[heady solstice]

I guess i have a bit more than 1 year here already

About redeem was just a joke

[rough sapphire]

who is Chris?

👀

[heady solstice]

Pinocchio

[civic pasture]

a new name I see

[heady solstice]

I guess always was the same name

I don't even know how to change lol

[civic pasture]

LD

😄 hehehehehe

[heady solstice]

What's LD?

[civic pasture]

😄

typo

[heady solstice]

We already have the jigglychurch ?

[civic pasture]

jigglychurch?

😮

[heady solstice]

Hahhaa i'm remembering you to use a nickname like: cult the Jigglypuff

[civic pasture]

yup

you can change your nickname

[heady solstice]

Where to cult jigglypuff?

[civic pasture]

clicking the top where it says python

click server profile

and change your nickname there

😄

[heady solstice]

Thank you

[civic pasture]

😄

LOL

[heady solstice]

☺️😂

[rough sapphire]

Two jigglypuffs

[civic pasture]

lol

[heady solstice]

I'm the real one, you can check my profile image, totally a jigglypuff

[civic pasture]

perfect

My first fan

I deem you as the cult recruiter

so you can change your name to Jigglypuff Cult Recruiter

[heady solstice]

😂😂

[civic pasture]

plz get as many members as you can

we need to populate to take over the world

[heady solstice]

Yes my master, i will make you proud

[civic pasture]

great

I sent you a month of free nitro

for your dedication

[heady solstice]

I should say them about the sacrifices?

[civic pasture]

yus

check your message

dm I mean

and accept the gift

[heady solstice]

😳

[civic pasture]

😄

[rough sapphire]

@civic pasture watcha saying about thisss

[civic pasture]

LOL

I see its neat

[heady solstice]

Thank you for the gift, i was totally not expecting that

[civic pasture]

no problem

[rough sapphire]

How old are y'all

[heady solstice]

27

[civic pasture]

35

[rough sapphire]

Oh wow

[civic pasture]

yeah

Im an old person

😄

[rough sapphire]

I don't think 35 is old

[civic pasture]

trueeeee

middle age

😄

[rough sapphire]

But you're older than me 🙂
Guess my age

[civic pasture]

14

[rough sapphire]

Lol nooo

[civic pasture]

15?

[heady solstice]

Really not old, until the middle age crysis we all are young

[rough sapphire]

I'm not a minor 🙂

[civic pasture]

the youngest person here is @muted pebble he is only 2

and he can code

[rough sapphire]

Hahahaha. I'm not born yet

[civic pasture]

he has the brain of stewie griffin

[heady solstice]

That's what a minor would say

[muted pebble]

dont lie! I'm actually unborn! still in the womb you fools!

[rough sapphire]

And that's what an adult would say too.

[civic pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/stewie-silly-stim-stimming-happy-gif-1569809539174889813

[rough sapphire]

Omg sameee

[civic pasture]

here is @muted pebble coding

[rough sapphire]

No teeth no hair. He got a brain instead.

[heady solstice]

What a prodigy, i'm proud. Any sibling?

[muted pebble]

i'm hacking russia's ICBM's in order to launch a strike on the moons craters... better right?

[civic pasture]

LOL

[heady solstice]

We need minds like inzane in our cult, would cross the world in just 1 day

[civic pasture]

LMAO

[rough sapphire]

I just started real life. I'm 18 actually haha

[fresh basalt]

Please don't joke about that sort of stuff on a programming Discord.

[rough sapphire]

Ask him if he wants to join you haha

[fresh basalt]

even as far-fetched as it seems to you

[muted pebble]

sure. why so serious.....

[fresh basalt]

The people who care about those sorts of things don't have a sense of humor.

[civic pasture]

We Jigglypuffs only attack other pokemon

for world domination

[muted pebble]

this is offtopic.....next level humor lol

[heady solstice]

He already know what i'm thinking, actually he just talk because is a kind thing

[civic pasture]

No attack on hooomans

[rough sapphire]

"a kind thing"

[muted pebble]

ever notice how alot of people are soooooo serious these days? sheesh.....

[civic pasture]

lol

[rough sapphire]

They'll be banging on your door any second by now

[civic pasture]

I kinda agree with people getting very serious these days but politics is a soft issue

[fresh basalt]

https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/22/politics/us-military-discord-leaks-gamers-classified/index.html

[muted pebble]

i'll throw flaming feces at em'! it'll be ok, i'll put whip cream on it!

[civic pasture]

like most of the jokes on Family Guy had to be dialed down due to people being too sensetive

[muted pebble]

i know right

[civic pasture]

Like using the r word was pretty common in Family Guy

you dont hear it anymore

if they aired petarded episode today on Fox, people would be complaining

[muted pebble]

oh damn......

[rough sapphire]

Ooops

[muted pebble]

the moon's craters won't mind lmfao

[fresh basalt]

The people who investigate that sort of stuff will cast a wide net.

[muted pebble]

i'll be more careful

seriously though

[civic pasture]

honestly I dunno how to joke anymore

[muted pebble]

who the hell does?

but.....

wait for it....

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!

😂

i know i know.......lolol I'll simmer down now

[rough sapphire]

I can't be serious all the time

[civic pasture]

https://www.duvarenglish.com/turkish-food-company-changes-biscuits-name-over-racism-concerns-news-59715

like this

Im from Turkey

we call oreos negros

still do

[muted pebble]

I'M TELLING ON YOU!!!!!

[civic pasture]

even after the name change

[muted pebble]

MODS!!!!!!

[rough sapphire]

Actually negro means the colour black , it's not a racist word. Idk what's all that aboit

[muted pebble]

LIES!

hahahahaha

[rough sapphire]

In spanish

LOL

[civic pasture]

racism doesnt exist in Turkey tho

unlike here

[heady solstice]

Is black a safe word yet?

[rough sapphire]

Rasicm is everywhere

[young shoal]

[heady solstice]

Here people get offended both for black and negro, nowadays we need to think 2872873 times before answer

[muted pebble]

yeah let's cool it though, seriously fellas

[civic pasture]

so I understand if someone gets offended here in the US for oreos named as negros

[muted pebble]

americans are soooooo sensitive

[rough sapphire]

Why would they get offended. It's as if you call a buscuit orange or red or white...

[muted pebble]

lol

[civic pasture]

its a different culture

thats why

[heady solstice]

Same applies to portuguese

[muted pebble]

Come on bro! LEVEL UP! Surely you didn't take my reply literally.....did you?

[carmine apex]

eh, google translate is not the best source. probably acceptable for spanish, though

[rough sapphire]

Hahahaha

[muted pebble]

see? hahahahahhahahahahhahaha

[civic pasture]

for example sometimes when I dont have my glasses on, I have to squint my eyes with my hands to see better. I didnt know that was offensive. Someone got mad at me at Mcdonalds for doing that

so I dont do it anymore

[rough sapphire]

I speak spanish. It's true.

[muted pebble]

I know

[rough sapphire]

Oh dang

[carmine apex]

the big ol' popular languages it's likely better at. the spanish corpus must be enormous

[civic pasture]

I didnt even know that thing was racist until I moved here

I used to do that all the time as a kid and a teen

hell my whole family did xD

[rough sapphire]

Jigglypuff is traumatized.

[civic pasture]

I am traumatized in a bad way in the US

because people dont respect each other here as much

thats why these nuances better in the US

[heady solstice]

The world could be better if we have jigglypuffs instead people, all you need is to join the cult

[muted pebble]

I think ole' boy was trolling me with the translation image....lol

[civic pasture]

so many cultures in the US and yet noone respects other cultures

[rough sapphire]

Ohhh

[civic pasture]

like my bf's family doesnt respect my culture at all

when I cook Turkish food noone eats it

[heady solstice]

If you call me pink i will not get offended u.u

[rough sapphire]

What's your culture, if you don't mind me asking.

[rough sapphire]

If you call me blue, I won't get offended

[heady solstice]

Believe me, people get offended to be called blue

[vale raven]

What more do you want?

[carmine apex]

squinting for vision purposes is not racist, prejudiced, or discriminatory. but squinting is a fairly common prejudiced imitation of epicanthic folds in individuals from (especially south/east) asia, so it may be perceived as offensive if insufficient context exists

[heady solstice]

Blue is the deepest level of black

[rough sapphire]

Oh dang. I hope I didn't offend the bluess

[rough sapphire]

Send them. Dictionnary

[vale raven]

Alright

https://dle.rae.es/negro

[civic pasture]

Im Turksh @rough sapphire

I try to be nice to everyone in the US

very polite too

[fresh basalt]

There are plenty of people who respect other cultures in the US.

[civic pasture]

please my bf's aunt called me a terrorist cuz Im from Turkey

I didnt get offended tho

[fresh basalt]

your sample size is small

[muted pebble]

not really though....

[fresh basalt]

statistically insignificant

[rough sapphire]

Ohh I see. I love turks, I had a friend from Türkiye.
Also, no offense but I've heard that some turks are racist toward arabs, is that right?

[civic pasture]

nope

false statement

[rough sapphire]

Calling people that bc of their race is weird LOL. People need to get educated

[muted pebble]

It's like this "Well I had to drop an Atom Bomb on two of your cites to prevent millions from dying! TO WIN THE WAR!!!!!" 40 years later..... "HOW DARE YOU TRY TO OBTAIN NUCLEAR TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!"

[heady solstice]

If turkish are Wrongly confused as terrorists, what y'all think about brazilians?

[crystal spruce]

if you told them "I have vision problems" they'd probably understand and leave you alone
if they don't, then that's a different issue, but then you wouldn't be at fault in that situation so 🤷

[foggy jungle]

This conversation can probably end here.

(That's a hint.)

[fresh basalt]

what a silly conversation

[civic pasture]

I said I did it cuz I couldnt see

😄

[muted pebble]

humor always is! hahahahhaha

[civic pasture]

but nope they got offended

and told me to leave the store

[rough sapphire]

Oh. Cuz I know some arabs (many actually), who went there for vacations and it wasn't nice for them bc of their race, saying that arabs get attacked in the streets and stuff.

[muted pebble]

yeah, respect culture! lololololol

[civic pasture]

I also got fired unfairly for eating negros at work... My mother brought them from Turkey

and the next day I was fired

[muted pebble]

No way

[rough sapphire]

Oh naaaaw 😦

[civic pasture]

fortunately the arbitrator who was black (irony) decided the case in favor of me

[muted pebble]

you can't eat negros at work you fool

[civic pasture]

cuz they refused to pay me unemployment after firing me

[muted pebble]

hahahahahahahahahaq

[civic pasture]

so I had to go to arbitrator

[muted pebble]

I'm dying.....

[rough sapphire]

Omg

[civic pasture]

where I defended myself

so they had to pay me a huge amount for damages too

[muted pebble]

ok i'm done now

[rough sapphire]

You found a new job now?

[muted pebble]

returning to normally scheduled programming

[rough sapphire]

Done dying?

[muted pebble]

I was laughing really bad at his comment about getting fired for eating.....at work...

wow

[rough sapphire]

Oh

Make sure you don't get fired!

[civic pasture]

well its not actually funny

I cried a lot

during arbitration hearing

[heady solstice]

Jiggly is trolling?

[civic pasture]

they said it was offensive and racist for me to bring those cookies

no Im not

I didnt deserve to be fired

[muted pebble]

LMFAO! i bet you did.....

[heady solstice]

I'm dying of laugh, sorry

[civic pasture]

o_O

[rough sapphire]

Did you find a new job?

[civic pasture]

Yeah

[muted pebble]

please stop!

[rough sapphire]

Okayy, good!

[civic pasture]

I dont list that job in my resume anymore

[muted pebble]

@heady solstice What cookies are this? Show a pic please!

[rough sapphire]

She already did

[muted pebble]

SHOW THE COOKIES

[rough sapphire]

SHE DID

[heady solstice]

You mistakenly messed with wrong Jigglypuff

[rough sapphire]

I'm assuming you're a she. Correct me if I'm wrong

[heady solstice]

This cookie

[civic pasture]

They accused me of racism yet their dean got fired for racism so

This is Upenn by the way

[heady solstice]

He

[muted pebble]

Those damn cookies!

[rough sapphire]

Okayy

[muted pebble]

I hope you never ate em again!

they cost you your job!

hahahahahahahahha

[rough sapphire]

I guess you don't eat them anymoreee

[muted pebble]

i've never had em'

[civic pasture]

you can get them on amazon

[heady solstice]

Now i need those cookies

[rough sapphire]

I meant jigglypuff. Sorry

[civic pasture]

https://www.amazon.com/Negro-Cocoa-Biscuit-Vanilla-Filling/dp/B0867RMFYJ

[granite tree]

Can we change the subject? This is just getting weird and uncomfortable.

[civic pasture]

what is weird?

the cookies?

[heady solstice]

Billyboring, ops bobby

[granite tree]

The conversation mentioned both accusations of racism and, well, the cookies. Feel like it’s getting a little out there.

[young shoal]

average ot conversation tbh

[civic pasture]

I dont see anything weird

[heady solstice]

There's no racism here, it's just a funny and also sad real story

[civic pasture]

Yeah

I wasnt being racist at all

unless you also think eating those cookies make me racist

😦

[heady solstice]

The cookie really exists, we can't talk about? It's just a word with ambigous meaning

[honest star]

Discussing in depth the story of you being accused of racism because of controversially named cookies isn't necessarily an appropriate topic here

[civic pasture]

controversially?

whats so controversial?

its not controversial at all

[heady solstice]

Weird is lose the job just because she ate a cookie, we are not being racists

[honest star]

You linked the article that said it was soookk

[civic pasture]

yeah but they never changed it

they were asked to

cuz of foreign pressure

[honest star]

Literally no one said any of you were being racist, just that this convo has run its course and it's better to move on

[muted pebble]

I agree, we had our fun.

[honest star]

Which makes the name controversial for some people

[civic pasture]

for foreigners

not for Turkish people

[honest star]

Cool, this is a global discord server

So either way, we're moving on to a new conversation

[civic pasture]

there are so many stuff in this server that are insulting for my culture

but I let them slide

should I tell everyone to stop doing them?

[honest star]

If you have a moderation concern, DM @polar knoll

[muted pebble]

no, kneel before the americans! WE WILL BOMB YOU! hahahahhahahahahah

ok im done!

[honest star]

I'm not going to engage in this bad faith argument here

[civic pasture]

you guys keep picking on me this server

noone else gets watched as much as I do

[muted pebble]

come on bro, chill....

[civic pasture]

other people can do crap and get away without getting banned

but me nooooo

[honest star]

We respond to the reports we get is all I'll say. That's an indication your behavior isn't appropriate

[civic pasture]

loool

my behaviour is still not appropriate?

what did I do now?

[honest star]

So if you have moderation concerns, DM @polar knoll and we can discuss there

[muted pebble]

ok wth hahahha

[civic pasture]

like getting bashed on my first day of being unbanned

Im just not gonna talk anymore

[honest star]

This is crossing the line into not appropriate for the server. I'm going to delete it

[muted pebble]

lol

[heady solstice]

Should we talk only about python in .ot too?

[honest star]

Our code of conduct still applies in off topic.

[young shoal]

didn't you get banned for posting odd content before

[young shoal]

python is off topic for off topic

[muted pebble]

they let us have our fun

be thankful for that 🙂

[heady solstice]

I only see the truth

[fresh basalt]

moderators don't get paid enough

Is anybody on PyDis staff paid by PSF or is everybody a volunteer?

[heady solstice]

Should we send them chocolate gifts?

[muted pebble]

stop it

[muted pebble]

you're something else

I better send you a friend request before you get exiled to mars or some shit

[heady solstice]

What you mean?

[muted pebble]

thanks for the laughs man, i really neeeded em

[heady solstice]

I'm actually Agreeing that shit need begone

[muted pebble]

are you proficient at python

[heady solstice]

No problem ❤️ but they are not free, you need to join the cult now

💀

[muted pebble]

i don't join cults. I start cults! 😛

[heady solstice]

You're a prodigy, we know that

[torn cedar]

Yay cults :0

[heady solstice]

I do some shit when i need money

[muted pebble]

send me a friend request

[rough sapphire]

No dont

[heady solstice]

Why?

[muted pebble]

So you have sensitive americans, then paranoid americans......

[rough sapphire]

lol - I am Canadian

[muted pebble]

same thing!

[rough sapphire]

No - take it back

[heady solstice]

Canadian are denialists americans, no?

[muted pebble]

we respected your culture! how's it feel to be americanized! lmfao

[rough sapphire]

Not really, I dare you to say that in Quebec

[muted pebble]

and yes! I hope Russia gives NATO a fucking black eye!

[muted pebble]

why speak in Quebec(french?)? Russian sounds much better 🙂

[heady solstice]

I sent you friend request, please, be a good new born and don't make me pay your bills through hacking

[muted pebble]

i accepted and sent you a msg

[rough sapphire]

Pleny of Ukranians around me that speak russian.

[heady solstice]

The message have malware?

[muted pebble]

no

[heady solstice]

Why you sent the message so?

[muted pebble]

you sent me a friend request! don't tell me you are a paranoid american?

[heady solstice]

I'm just kidding

I'm brazilian tbh

[muted pebble]

i have alot of respect for Brazil. They've kept the Sega Genesis alive and thriving all this time!

[heady solstice]

I need to say will are talking greek to me

[muted pebble]

greek? what?

will who?

[heady solstice]

Sometimes i forget that some terms don't apply for Enlgish

Talking greek is like: can't understand what you are saying

[muted pebble]

you don't know what the Sega Genesis is?

[heady solstice]

No

[rough sapphire]

O_O

plays sonic alone

[heady solstice]

A console?

[muted pebble]

yup

street fighter 2? i hear it almost has a religious like reverance in brazil...

[heady solstice]

Was my first thought tbh, but could be other thing

[rough sapphire]

Sonic is better on Genesis and DreamCast

[muted pebble]

soul calibur!

[heady solstice]

I never heard about people like that here

[heady solstice]

I'm not a pop person anyway, so, don't take my words so serious

[heady solstice]

I know there're many people that go to many social events about videogames somewhere

[muted pebble]

yeah soul calibur is my shit....when I have someone who shares the passion I do, to play with

[rough sapphire]

Sonic Adventure 2 works on Xbox 🙂

[heady solstice]

My first sonic gameplay was in a emulator of megadrive 3 in windows 98

[rough sapphire]

I have 2 weeks vacation coming up - half the people I know are either going to Brazil, Cuba or Mexico lol I don't get it

[heady solstice]

I'm a shame for all gamers around the world

People goes to cuba in vacation? 💀

[muted pebble]

cuba is nice

great women & food

[heady solstice]

Not for the native for sure

[rough sapphire]

Nova Scotia Bank has a branch in Cuba lol

Canadian

[muted pebble]

? and why not? they are always smiling & dancing

I respect Cuba, they still drive cars from the 1950's and they look better than most of the shit we drive

[rough sapphire]

only if you're a tourist

[heady solstice]

Yes

[muted pebble]

so thats a show?

[heady solstice]

They do it because they have no choice 💀

[muted pebble]

do they need to be americanized so they can be happy? facebook, walmart, burger king....these things make happy ppl

[heady solstice]

For sure. Cuba reality for native people is miserable

[muted pebble]

1 whopper and everything changes

[heady solstice]

They need a new gov system, so they will be prosper again

[rough sapphire]

I rather not talk about politics lol walks away not to get doxed 😄

[muted pebble]

look! it's a wholesome burger

[rough sapphire]

But its American

Its bad for you 😛

[muted pebble]

with faux meat

[muted pebble]

why did ernest hemmingway purchase property and move there then?

if no one there was happy

[heady solstice]

I agree, i don't like to talk about politics too, but the Cuba reality is well known in Brazil. Cuba people are always trying to run to Brazil for better living

The same applies to Venezuela

[muted pebble]

vegans need to leave my meat alone lol

[heady solstice]

Another sad story

[muted pebble]

dont touch my meat

they have their goo

be satisfied with it. its goo

[heady solstice]

Brazil is very americanized, we have many of US food

[muted pebble]

i like brazil

[heady solstice]

We have the same fat people too lol

[muted pebble]

how are the drugs in brazil?

lolololol

just being honest, im curious

[rough sapphire]

Well - I knew someone who knew Fidel personally.. thats all I can say and leaving it at that.

[heady solstice]

I guess you triggered the mods siren now, shh

[minor tundra]

I'm going to suggest we keep this conversation in line with the code of conduct, or move the conversation along.

[muted pebble]

pg-13 ot 🙂

[heady solstice]

Fidel is a very good person, in his presence people just shut up, like, forever 💀

[muted pebble]

can we have a rated-r off topic please?

[minor tundra]

No.

[heady solstice]

How many lives you had in the past to born as prodigy in this one @muted pebble ?

[muted pebble]

why do you keep using that word "prodigy" on me?

seriously

i'm no prodigy

[open fern]

We aren't affiliated with the PSF and we're all volunteers for the Python Discord organization.

[muted pebble]

I'm just "americanized"

[heady solstice]

You're a newborn that talk like an adult and knows python, is such a prodigy

[muted pebble]

@heady solstice uh-oh, we got big dogs reading the chat in here......HIDE!!!!

[fresh basalt]

Thanks!

[muted pebble]

I apologize for all previous innuendos

[fresh basalt]

@open fern You should still get paid though.

[open fern]

Perhaps sticking to more appropriate conversations would make the presence of mods less scary? Haha.

Just a tip :P

[low chasm]

we get paid in lemons

[rough sapphire]

I am allergic to lemons

[heady solstice]

I'm allergic to mods

[open fern]

Fortunately we aren't toxic, you won't die.

[wraith hound]

where's my unemployment compensation?

you held all of my paychecks and still won't give them to me?

[civic pasture]

hahahaha

[wraith hound]

mail to 1363 Wittleborough Street, SC 83213 please

[civic pasture]

crypto discords are best if you want to get paid

[wraith hound]

(entirely fake address, dw)

[muted pebble]

i'm in nc

[wraith hound]

hey same :3

[grave cove]

https://tenor.com/view/platypus-gif-23897459

[civic pasture]

I got paid 2K a month for moderating a crypto discord

in bitcoin

I stepped down after 3 months cuz it was getting crazy

I racked up 6K dollars in BTC tho

for being a mod

[open fern]

Haha yeah that would be nice, but I do this for fun anyway :)

[civic pasture]

so crypto discords will pay you indeed @wraith hound if you moderate

[heady solstice]

I have no fear of death, i fear the hammer

[wraith hound]

hell no

[fresh basalt]

weird idea of fun you've got

[heady solstice]

Who started the mods party? Wth

[wraith hound]

i stepped down from moderating here for a reason, i'm not going to deal with a crypto cesspit

[fresh basalt]

you don't want to deal with diamond hands buying the dip and going to the moon all the time?

[sterile sapphire]

i think i have too many warnings and mutes to be a mod

lol

and i don't know python well enough

[wraith hound]

!u

[royal lake]

dawnofmidnight

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[sterile sapphire]

!u

[royal lake]

You are not allowed to use that command here. Please use the #bot-commands channel instead.

[sterile sapphire]

o

[wraith hound]

i was a mod and i have 27 infractions, you're good :3 /j

[open fern]

!u 567030124306759710

[royal lake]

damian\_78

User information

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Profile: @sterile sapphire
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[sterile sapphire]

ah

[fresh basalt]

What's an activity block?

[wraith hound]

a nonoverlapping block of 10 minutes where you sent a single message

[sterile sapphire]

oh

[heady solstice]

Please, me too !u

[jolly prawn]

Who's Chris?

[wraith hound]

we only really track them for voice verification (you need 3)

[sterile sapphire]

yea i'm pretty active here

[fresh basalt]

oh, analytics

[open fern]

I mean, we take into account time passed since the infractions. So if they weren't horribly bad, you've matured, and it's been a long while, it wouldn't automatically restrict you from being mod.

[muted pebble]

we did lol

[jolly prawn]

What is voice verification guys? New here

[fresh basalt]

You have to get voice verification to talk in voice chat.

[open fern]

The bigger barrier is becoming staff, you'll need to catch the eye of staff which usually means helping other people and then pass the vote

[civic pasture]

can you check me? @muted pebble

I mean @open fern

how many do I have

[sterile sapphire]

i mean i joined this server as a freshman from college. i think i've come a long way since

[heady solstice]

What a good time. All mods are invited to join the cult

[civic pasture]

you have 27?! @wraith hound

[open fern]

!u 233029571308552192

[royal lake]

⭐Jigglypuff Cult Leader⭐ (jigglypuff)

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[open fern]

!u

[civic pasture]

also Im mad at @grave cove

[royal lake]

Orangelily (ichard26)

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[civic pasture]

wtf

[muted pebble]

!u @muted pebble

[royal lake]

You are not allowed to use that command here. Please use the #bot-commands channel instead.

[muted pebble]

😦

[civic pasture]

so infractions can still get you the mod role?

[open fern]

!u 707694911356534837

[royal lake]

inzane84

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[heady solstice]

!u me

[royal lake]

You may not use this command on users other than yourself.

[muted pebble]

1 infraction! I'm such a good lil boy! 😁

[heady solstice]

Inzane, i'm proud of you hiding your real life here, please stay low profile

[open fern]

We may or may not issue joke infractions to each other :)

[grave cove]

Why

[civic pasture]

when I was banned I talked to you

[muted pebble]

Jiggly has 20? dang dude....disturbin da peace gang!

[civic pasture]

you ignored me

[grave cove]

I ignore all DMs

Nothing personal

[civic pasture]

yeah but even me?

[grave cove]

Yes

[civic pasture]

Im not someone low class

Im high class

[grave cove]

I have like 70 message requests

[civic pasture]

high maintanance

[open fern]

!warn @grave cove for example, this is a joke infraction. we do these from time to time

[heady solstice]

@open fern Orangelily, check me please

[civic pasture]

can you warn me plz @open fern

[grave cove]

1984

[sterile sapphire]

robin is nice

[open fern]

(there may be policy against issuing joke infractions in public channels although I'm not sure so I escaped it FYI)

I don't feel like getting a friendly ping from Python Discord HR ahem, an admin

[grave cove]

:D

[sterile sapphire]

🙂

[open fern]

Now this would get me in trouble, so no, heh.

We only issue joke infractions to people who can retaliate, aka other mods/admins.

[grave cove]

Retaliate?

!warn @open fern it's retaliation time

[royal lake]

:incoming_envelope: :ok_hand: applied warning to @open fern.

[open fern]

case in point

[grave cove]

Also the bot just ignored you lol

!raw #ot1-perplexing-regexing message

[royal lake]

== Raw message ==

\!warn @grave cove for example, this is a joke infraction. we do these from time to time

[grave cove]

Ah

It did not

[open fern]

I'll report you to Joe's HR abode

[carmine apex]

eh, just report to chris. they are, given the otn name, a liar, apparently, so they can punish etc even without evidence or justification

[open fern]

We, the Python Discord organisation, do not engage in or condone such childish acts.

[heady solstice]

The most fresh place in my house today is the oven

[muted pebble]

are you baking breads or cakes or pies?

[heady solstice]

Would be a disaster, actually i can bake anything outside of the oven without fire today

[muted pebble]

damn!

[heady solstice]

Looks tasty

[muted pebble]

coconut pie

[heady solstice]

I can feel the flavor

[muted pebble]

you're brazillian! show me some iconic brazillian deserts

[heady solstice]

Actually we have only a few places to call desert, and they are not like full sand place

[muted pebble]

full sand? my god child what are you saying?! you don't eat sand for desert!!! something has went wrong with the "Americanization Program". "They're eating sand and calling it desert!!!!!!"

[heady solstice]

Let me find a good pic. My family comes from "desert", actually northeast of the country

Where i live is hot but also make cold days

What are you talking about? Food?

[muted pebble]

no but seriously, what's an iconic brazillian desert? dont make me ask google........lol

[heady solstice]

Sorry, desert have two different meanings

You know strogonoff?

[muted pebble]

you ever had this?

[heady solstice]

Brigadeiro

[muted pebble]

i searched for "iconic brazillian deserts" and that came up

[heady solstice]

Very common here

Search by "beijinho"

[muted pebble]

yeah I'm getting hungry I better stop this

[muted pebble]

oh, that's the vanilla version?

[heady solstice]

Kinda hahaha

Beijinho is pure milm

Milk

[muted pebble]

chicken & rice?

[heady solstice]

Milk and sugar actually

[rough sapphire]

Chicken marinated in Saffron and other things

[muted pebble]

looks yummy

[heady solstice]

Tapioca

Search it

Bobó de camarão

Vaca atolada

Feijoada

[muted pebble]

ok the internet is evil!!!

[heady solstice]

Nothing is more brazilian than feijoada

[muted pebble]

looks good!

[heady solstice]

Coxinha

[granite tree]

Are those the cheesy bread puffs?

[rough sapphire]

Authentic Afghani food is good.

the white thing = fat

[heady solstice]

No

Coxinha is brazilian chicken croquette

[heady solstice]

Looks like a brazilian churrasquinho

Search medalhão de frango

[rough sapphire]

I think there is a Brazilian restuarant near me

[muted pebble]

lol

[rough sapphire]

Thats beef though I think thats pork for you

[granite tree]

We have lots of Brazilian takeout / cafeteria style places nearby. Weekly lunch, but usually just point to order

[muted pebble]

really? where are u at? NYC?

[heady solstice]

Hope they serve real brazilian food and don't make what we do with asian food

[rough sapphire]

My city has foods from all over the world, Nigerian, Euthopian, Iranian, Indian, etc

Everything

[muted pebble]

ive never seen brazillian take out.....ever 😦

[heady solstice]

Our asian food restaurants make asian people blame us

[granite tree]

I’ll just say I’m in northeastern US

[muted pebble]

fair enough

[civic pasture]

he lives with me. He is my dad @muted pebble

😦

he told me it was my time to sleep

[muted pebble]

i've been to nyc once and that was passing through to switch trains....

[granite tree]

My kids are kicked out when they turn 18

[civic pasture]

and that I was on computer for so long

lol

[muted pebble]

how come?

[civic pasture]

Im 16 in Bobby years @granite tree

[sterile sapphire]

do they get to come back on break?

or nah

[granite tree]

Actually not really a joke. Mrs Bobby’s rules.

[civic pasture]

really

what if they cant get a job?

[granite tree]

Maybe. I’ll find out next year

[sterile sapphire]

wild

[civic pasture]

like isnt that weird to kick your kid out without a job?

[sterile sapphire]

meh i wouldn't say wild

i take it back

lol

[granite tree]

Well, as long as they’re in college, they can milk it a few years longer.

[rough sapphire]

Buy them a house/apartment then kick them out lol

[sterile sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-point-finger-at-forehead-forehead-tap-head-tap-tap-forehead-gif-18599618

[civic pasture]

thats what I meant @granite tree I mean its really tough to get a job these days

even with good education

[young shoal]

skill issue

[rough sapphire]

Depends

[sterile sapphire]

i have an interview w pfizer on thursday

[granite tree]

There’s still some details we need to work out 🙂

[young shoal]

so you're saying they will get an MS and PhD

[civic pasture]

its not skill issue tho

[granite tree]

Philly?

[young shoal]

it literally is

[rough sapphire]

I ll shut up - I have a dark humour 😄

[sterile sapphire]

collegeville, PA

[civic pasture]

whats wrong with my skills then?

[granite tree]

Hmm, yah, near Philly. Wonderful campus

[muted pebble]

great, maybe you can contribute to these so called cancer "vaccines" they are supposed to be coming with....(that they have had for 50years.....cuz......profit...)

[sterile sapphire]

yea i was reading about it when i got the interview news

[civic pasture]

I dont think Im unskilled

[sterile sapphire]

LOL nah it's as a financial analyst

i won't be touching vaccines

[rough sapphire]

its sometimes about who you know .............

[heady solstice]

Gringo talk moment

[grave cove]

no shot this is an actual town

[sterile sapphire]

no bro i'm fr

[civic pasture]

thats not considered fair tho @rough sapphire

[rough sapphire]

Life isnt fair

[sterile sapphire]

https://www.collegeville-pa.gov/

[civic pasture]

thats not a skill issue then

thats called something else

[rough sapphire]

I got half my jobs through connections

[sterile sapphire]

i think your issue is a resume related one

[grave cove]

well i guess it's not such a far shot

my college is located in a similarly named town

[civic pasture]

connections dont mean you have the skills

[sterile sapphire]

once you fix that i think you will have a much better shot

[young shoal]

something is preventing you from getting a job ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[civic pasture]

I have tons of skills

[rough sapphire]

I dont know - first job is always the hardest

[muted pebble]

i'm too American to work!

[civic pasture]

Im also getting a master degree from a top tier college

with scholarship

[sterile sapphire]

it's the resume i guarantee

[rough sapphire]

dunno - I make more than a person having masters right now lol

[grave cove]

maybe the intersection of set of skills a job desires and the set of skills you posses is an empty set

[civic pasture]

lol

I dont think so

[muted pebble]

what do you do?

[young shoal]

the cardinality of the intersection was less than that of other candidates

[civic pasture]

I have the skills I applied for jobs

[rough sapphire]

My neice has a PHD - she is making more than me , but again connections and she had the money to pay for university in full and other things

[rough sapphire]

Thesedays Palo Alto Engineer.

Jiggly what cult are you leading?

[civic pasture]

I mean the jobs I apply for exactly match my skills

[grave cove]

then they would have hired you

so something has to give

[sterile sapphire]

something's in the wayyyy

[young shoal]

not even then, though

[muted pebble]

wth is a "Palo Alto Engineer"? Like.....damn....I'm a "Wake County Change In Your Pocket Appropriator"!!!!

[young shoal]

are you engineering palo alto

[muted pebble]

quarters only please!

[carmine apex]

palo alto is a city in california

[muted pebble]

ahhh

must be special

[young shoal]

maybe they're a civil engineer

[rough sapphire]

I don't work for them but ya my life nowadays = Palo Alto / PANOS , WIld Fire what not

[civic pasture]

I mean its hard to get into a top tier college

[muted pebble]

never heard of a Palo Alto Engineer 🙂

[carmine apex]

heard of silicon valley?

[civic pasture]

do you think they accept you in a top tier college without knowing something good about you?

[grave cove]

it happens

[civic pasture]

not really

[grave cove]

it does

[civic pasture]

my college required at least 6 years of work experience

[grave cove]

being in a top college does not automatically mean you're the best fit for a job

[civic pasture]

in related field

[young shoal]

it's not that deep lol

[heady solstice]

It's actually a plan to dominate the world as a jigglypuff high tier society, other pokemons are not allowed, Abandon your weakness and join us

[rough sapphire]

Who's the cult recrutier?

[grave cove]

this does not automatically make you competent either

[rough sapphire]

Its a Vendor... like Cisco - but better

[sterile sapphire]

it's the resume i'm telling you

[civic pasture]

hows this not insulting?

[rough sapphire]

No

[muted pebble]

Oh, I understand now

[civic pasture]

like im getting insulted here

watch it mods

[young shoal]

only if you take it as an insult

[grave cove]

oh it's not directed towards you

[civic pasture]

Im taking as an insult

[grave cove]

i'm just pointing out that there's no guaranteed way that makes someone competent

[civic pasture]

you just called me incompetent

[young shoal]

that's not a growth mindset

[grave cove]

i did not

[rough sapphire]

They have PCSNA , PCSNE , PCCENT I think the last one

[sterile sapphire]

robin is trying to help you

[rough sapphire]

who knows I got them all lol

[civic pasture]

I dont get a job cuz its a skill issue

[rough sapphire]

Thuri

[civic pasture]

I dont have skill issues

[sterile sapphire]

i do

fr fr

[grave cove]

not necessarily

sometimes the most qualified candidates do not get the job

[civic pasture]

how can I have a skill issue for an entry level job?

[grave cove]

you make it seem more cut and dry than it is

[civic pasture]

its not like Im applying for a senior position

[young shoal]

then it's a communicating on your resume issue

[young shoal]

i mean, entry level jobs have requirements too

[grave cove]

they don't just take everybody with a pulse

[sterile sapphire]

i've seen his resume

[grave cove]

they used to

[sterile sapphire]

it's the resume

[rough sapphire]

Didn't colleges have Resume writing classes and stuff

[grave cove]

they do

[civic pasture]

can you write my resume then

[sterile sapphire]

not write it

[rough sapphire]

Talk to them , ask professors for help

[civic pasture]

😄

[sterile sapphire]

but help you

[grave cove]

that will not work

[sterile sapphire]

write it

yea

[heady solstice]

You may suffer u.u

[sterile sapphire]

can't write it for you

[grave cove]

you can convey yourself & your skills on your resume yourself better than someone else can

[rough sapphire]

I dont know my prof - wrote 50% of my resume lol

[civic pasture]

I mean I did

two pages of resume

[rough sapphire]

I'm starting a charizard cult

[civic pasture]

how more can I convey

[sterile sapphire]

two pages no bueno

[rough sapphire]

I used to write 5-6 resumes tailor it to the job and ask him to check

[grave cove]

nobody is reading all that

not for entry level at least

[sterile sapphire]

people nowadays lack the attention span to read one page

let alone two

[grave cove]

it's not really an issue of attention span just they have many applicants and not enough time

[sterile sapphire]

and hiring managers don't have the time to read two pagers anyways

yea

you want solid hitting bullet points upfront in one page

[heady solstice]

That's why

[rough sapphire]

Google IT resumes etc

[civic pasture]

I have over 15 years of experience they had better read it @grave cove