they don't take attendance
#ot1-perplexing-regexing
rugged owl
it's not worth it
young shoal
there is 0 value in going to lab
the TA just reads the assignment
they don't actually know java
tardy rain
BAD
In my python labs a couple people that knew python already and were helping people got the prof to agree to give them TA credit
young shoal
what does TA credit do
high haven
in science labs, if you failed the lab, you failed the main class
and they def take attendance in those
plus you have to run the experiments lol
to do the lab
low chasm
what does TA credit do
makes you feel all good inside
young shoal
feeling good inside is for losers
young shoal
anyways i finished my lab assignment
part of the reason i don't want to go is if i move my laptop it'll probably start flickering again
rugged owl
anyways i finished my lab assignment
Just open the bottom and check the video ribbon cable connection
Unless it's an ultrabook. Then nothing you can do lmao
young shoal
it's a lenovo x1 carbon
tranquil iron
life is made from carbon. does that mean the x1 could come alive if we ran an AI on it?
young shoal
surely
๐ the company did not send anything and they said they would get back to me today ๐
though maybe there is still time ๐ค considering time zones ๐ค
tranquil iron
the day isn't over until the day is over
young shoal
but the day is usually over at 5pm
tranquil iron
is it though? is it really?
tranquil iron
once, a business partner of mine got upset at me because I wasn't freaking out like him about something bad that had happened. I tried to explain to him that freaking out wouldn't help anything. but he just got angrier. sigh.
young shoal
"just calm down" ๐
tranquil iron
I didn't even say that to him
I was just not freaking out. he was all like, "don't you even care??!?!?"
honestly, that guy is gonna give himself a heart attack. he is always stressed and freaking out about shit we can't control.
young shoal
it's all about maximizing the things you can control and minimizing the things you can't control
tranquil iron
I try to live by the philosophy of "if I can do something about it, then I do something. If I can't, then just ride the river and see where it takes me."
young shoal
hm, there's no river emoji
tranquil iron
the horror!
rugged owl
I try to live by the philosophy of "if I can do something about it, then I do so...
Waterfall at the end of the river
tranquil iron
then what a ride it will be
young shoal
the ride of a lifetime
rugged owl
Audible groan
tranquil iron
should you freak out as you approach the plummet into the misty depths or enjoy the experience? remember, this is the case where you can't do anything about it.
young shoal
should you freak out as you approach the plummet into the misty depths or enjoy ...
i would do something about it
tranquil iron
this is the scenario where you can't
rugged owl
Be a bird and fly duh
tranquil iron
if you can, you should
young shoal
this is the scenario where you can't
i can
young shoal
i'm built different
tranquil iron
aren't we all
rugged owl
i'm built different
tranquil iron
https://youtu.be/nzxXFdKAb50
awe, you look pretty cute in that fuzzy hat
young shoal
but imagine you couldn't
it's actually interesting. if you ask this question to people with an iq greater than 1 SD below the mean, they will be unable to answer
tranquil iron
I don't see what IQ has to do with it
or are you trying to say that those with lower IQ cannot imagine alternative scenarios?
young shoal
something like that. i read it somewhere
tranquil iron
I see, ok
rugged owl
awe, you look pretty cute in that fuzzy hat
young shoal
so like, "imagine how you would feel if you did not eat breakfast this morning"
also, it seems my calculator has larger internal registers, or optimizes operations to be more accurate somehow. building an answer from individual expressions gets the wrong answer, but slapping it all together into a big expression does not ๐
young shoal
perhaps. i'm pretty sure they do use fixed point math
tranquil iron
maaaaybe
low chasm
so like, "imagine how you would feel if you did not eat breakfast this morning"
I don't need to 
young shoal
imagine how you would feel if you did eat breakfast this morning
twilit obsidian
so like, "imagine how you would feel if you did not eat breakfast this morning"
people eat breakfast? it has no actual benefit it's all bullshit holdover from the grain industries.
young shoal
wow, what a take
twilit obsidian
along with other stupid ideas like you should be eating lots of grains which are actually bad for you
young shoal
the benefit is that I'm not hungry
twilit obsidian
sounds like a skill issue ๐
haha ๐
but fr if you don't really feel the need for it breakfast is just extra, usually empty for US folks, calories
^
agreed
low chasm
but then me and the boys can't cop some chick fil a anymore ๐ฉ
tardy rain
Dont listen to them aboo
Have your eggs on toast for brekkie and then go to chick fil a for lunchies
young shoal
be American to your heart's content
low chasm
based
tardy rain
Wendys for dinner
low chasm
let's all cop some chick fil a together
twilit obsidian
chik fil a kinda mid anyway
young shoal
Wendy? ๐
twilit obsidian
also the company is particularly ethically gross
tardy rain
Theres a Popeye's near here and i've been getting turned on it
twilit obsidian
UwU??
twilit obsidian
Wendy's is pretty god tier though, that and Taco Bell
low chasm
there's this one burger chain where I'm at, absolutely heavenly fries
twilit obsidian
nice!
low chasm
olive oil fries or something
twilit obsidian
not a big fan but it's ok, there are better smash burger joints
tardy rain
I do prefer chicken borgirs
twilit obsidian
little big burger is a better burger joint and frankly killer burger pretty good too
mexican or tex mex myself
young shoal
I've never had five guys ๐ฅด
๐
young shoal
chipotle ๐ฅบ
tardy rain
Indian is good but i've had it too much
low chasm
Indian-Chinese is good too
young shoal
probably has to do with the fact you owned india for a few decades
twilit obsidian
heh
low chasm
lmao
young shoal
rofl
low chasm
doesn't like, London operate it's own government or something
twilit obsidian
but a nice spicy lamb vindaloo slaps
low chasm
There was a CGP Grey video on it
tardy rain
The city of london, its its own thing
twilit obsidian
ye, that really is the issue
cause it's good, but it's nowhere as good as the price would indicate
ye
or the pub c:
young shoal
who calls it "chicky" bruh
young shoal
ookayers out
tardy rain
๐
young shoal
๐คฎ
tardy rain
๐
young shoal
welp, company said they would respond today. they did not
young shoal
it's only been 2 business days since the interview, so i'll probably just wait a few days
huzzah, the city's water is safe
dapper dew
I'm going on week 3 out of "You should hear back in 1 or 2 weeks"
young shoal
no follow up?
tardy rain
Tomorrow or maybe thursday
dapper dew
I sent a follow up/thank you at week 1, but has been silent on their end so far
Thursday is week 3 properly, so I'll send another one then
young shoal
you've been ghosted
dapper dew
I think engineering hiring is just slow in general. If it was a No, then that would have come quick I think
young shoal
godlygeek does say that
harsh tundra
I think engineering hiring is just slow in general. If it was a No, then that wo...
Oh, you're still one of those who think that they'll receive rejection... No, you'll just be ghosted.
When I was looking for a junior job or at least an internship, I replied to a lot of job offers on local job posting service and on LinkedIn... And got one automated reply with a test link (then only automated thanks for taking it, then nothing), one recruiter asking some follow up questions about my availability and what I expect in terms of money - I replied and got ghosted, and one more recruiter who also asked some qs and said that they'll send out a test when they get more people... never got the test.
I don't count the automated replies from the job posting portal itself. "Company viewed your application" means nothing, it just means that a human opened a link - whether they actually read it is another thing...
Ah!
I got one more "reply"
Several months later, I got a phone call from unknown number
I was already over a month or two in a real job that actually valued my time (and I'm still with them)
young shoal
i don't think you get ghosted after getting interviewed, though
dapper dew
Oh, you're still one of those who think that they'll receive rejection... No, yo...
I mean it's not a junior position, and it was a quite thorough interview
But I haven't interviewed in a while so maybe you are right
rugged owl
Normally nothing after 2 weeks is ghosted. Or they don't value your time so it wasn't worth anyways
young shoal
๐ญ
rugged owl
I've been trying not to scream trying to get a quote on a car from my near by dealerships.
young shoal
just let it out
young shoal
I've been trying not to scream trying to get a quote on a car from my near by d...
just get a bike
rugged owl
just let it out
AAAAAAAAA Learn to mf read dealerships.
rugged owl
also, what is AAAAAAAAA about this
They gave me a quote for a car in their inventory that's missing an option I'm asking for in the email. I'm asking for a quote with all the options
Also, Camry here are like 48k msrp lmao
young shoal
They gave me a quote for a car in their inventory that's missing an option I'm a...
you probably just need to go talk to them
rugged owl
you probably just need to go talk to them
Yea, sadly sounds like the case.
young shoal
massive L
twilit obsidian
diabetes the food
tulip cedar
AAAAAAAAA Learn to mf read dealerships.
Dang, taxes are low
harsh tundra
They gave me a quote for a car in their inventory that's missing an option I'm a...
Sounds like my windows guy. And I mean ๐ช not OS... I had to check several times for missing stuff, even though the list we provided was quite clear about sizes and numbers...
young shoal
accidentally submitted this in my works cited ๐ฌ
they didn't notice though. i don't think anyone actually cares about works cited, you just need to have one
foggy jungle
Did you... site Shakespeare?
young shoal
well yes. it's a shakespeare course, i was citing the play. the problem is that i cited the merchant of venice but linked romeo and juliet
foggy jungle
I'll let the academic council know of your transgressions.
The council will decide your fate.
jaunty wraith
The council will decide your fate.
citation needed*
tardy rain
Shakespeare, William. Othello. Edited by Cedric Watts, Wordsworth Editions, 1992.
foggy jungle
A Midsummer Night's Dream is goated.
crystal spruce
iago is megachad
jaunty wraith
Microsoft announces Security Copilot: a new GPT-4 AI assistant for cybersecurity
@foggy jungle
foggy jungle
> Microsoft announces Security Copilot: a new GPT-4 AI assistant for cybersecuri...
I need you to look at this message and acknowledge it so I can change my name back
jaunty wraith
lol
foggy jungle
Anyway, automating security just means that exploit development focuses on circumventing these automations instead. 
I can't see an environment where that changes the current cybersecurity landscape, except the net benefit that it might identify vulns within companies without dedicated or competent security specialists.
foggy jungle
My only concern is that much like GPT writing code, if you don't know what you're looking for, you're potentially introducing serious flaws in your confidentiality, integrity, and availability of data.
tardy rain
GPT4 now ISO27001 certified auditor
jaunty wraith
inb4
GPT-4 for ISO 27001 audit certification
jaunty wraith
burpsuite?
jaunty wraith
metasploit?
foggy jungle
OWASP is just an organization.
jaunty wraith
SyrupSuite when
crystal spruce
the SS huh
crystal spruce
where did the I come from
foggy jungle
I feel like the i in 'pen testing' doesn't deserve a spot lol
jaunty wraith
how about SySu
crystal spruce
sounds fire
young shoal
sysu? more like sissy
crystal spruce
sissy baka
foggy jungle
0w0
tardy rain
SuSy
jaunty wraith
SuDSy
jaunty wraith
wdym
young shoal
how lol
crystal spruce
it made sense for like 5 seconds in my head
young shoal
i think syrup fits because it oozes into all the cracks, but like, so does any liquid lol
crystal spruce
now I don't remember what I was thinking
young shoal
is there a suite called liquid
crystal spruce
!pypi liquid
royal lakeBOT
young shoal
ugh, losers
dapper dew
Oh, you're still one of those who think that they'll receive rejection... No, yo...
Good news: they responded to my follow up email with "The team is still interviewing but looks like you did well in the interview. I will follow up with feedback and next steps as soon as I hear back from them"
harsh tundra
Good news: they responded to my follow up email with "The team is still intervie...
Nice!
foggy jungle
Good news: they responded to my follow up email with "The team is still intervie...
That's good news, I'd imagine if they're saying you did well in the interview, it means that they've already racked and stacked the applicants. Rooting for you 
young shoal
or they say that to everyone
dapper dew
lol
young shoal
but yeah, I think it's good
gritty kernel
hi @dim jewel
dim jewel
hi
gritty kernel
whats wrong with it
plush dagger
๐
dim jewel
stop harassing me mudkip
plush dagger
ik ur trying to recruit ppl for ur server
dim jewel
i was just saying hi
thats harrassment
gritty kernel
๐ญ
lament cairn
Gender is True
grave cove
what in the world is going on
foggy jungle
gritty zinc
psvm on a DROP TABLE CLIENTS in production speedrun
young shoal
everyone knows you're supposed to name things in all lowercase
but i probably wouldn't even be allowed in the same room as a production database ๐ฉ
gritty zinc
that's what you'd think
young shoal
i do remember the company because of their dogshit UI
when you scroll down, the picture zooms out, so the "Login" slides left over the white thing and becomes even more invisible
also, there's no option to sign in with linkedin, which is what i did when i created my account, so i think i'm just fucked
small coral
i do remember the company because of their dogshit UI
i can read "gin"
granite flare
np # Not imported, errors
with import numpy as np: # Temporarily change imports
print(np.identity(5)) # Works
np # Still not imported, errors
what are yall's thoughts on this
terrible practice? yes
not practical 95% of the time? yes
it's perfect
young shoal
you can already do that
import numpy as np
...
del np
and what if np is currently defined?
young shoal
i can read "gin"
what about now
tardy rain
Huh
young shoal
interestingly, they rescheduled my interview a mere hour after i scheduled it
also, would it be fine to ask them for a link to the job ad, because i can't sign into my account on the website (if i even have one)
young shoal
well i track my applications, just not the ads
tardy rain
its good to have copies of the wording they used in the ad though
young shoal
ugh. maybe next year
tardy rain
good to refer to and also its documentation incase they try to finesse you
young shoal
how so?
young shoal
also, would it be fine to ask them for a link to the job ad, because i can't sig...
does this work
Also, I can't seem to login to Company's career portal. Could you send a link for the Database Developer Intern application/description?
not sure to say application or description
young shoal
good to refer to and also its documentation incase they try to finesse you
what finessing could happen?
tardy rain
Job description sounds better
Money stuff, tech they use, etc the reasons that got you to apply in the first place
young shoal
well i mean, i can't really do anything about that can i?
tardy rain
Not saying they do this but its not wise to leave it up to them to decide
young shoal
even if i have the job description, i'm not really going to be able to do anything if the job is nothing like the description
tardy rain
Well no but if the ad says they use fancy new tech and you go to the interview and ask and they say its actually jquery, then you can point to the ad and say wtf
young shoal
yeah but i can't really change that i'm going to be using jquery
tardy rain
You can say no to the job before you sign the contract
young shoal
well yeah, but i can do that even if i don't have the description
i guess you're saying you would know they lied?
tardy rain
Yea
young shoal
i c
tardy rain
Also you want it on hand to refer to, otherwise why ask them for it
young shoal
i think next year i'm going to be a bit more detailed in my ats
tardy rain
Kind of awkward to ask, they might think you dont care
young shoal
yeah for my previous interviews i had the job ad so i could ask questions
young shoal
Kind of awkward to ask, they might think you dont care
๐ญ but i can't login for some reason ๐ญ
tardy rain
Congrats youre banned because you didnt care enough to save the job description
young shoal
๐ญ
currently i pretty much only track job title, company, status, and application date
ok so should i not ask for it then ๐ฌ ๐ฌ ๐ฌ
young shoal
๐
tardy rain
What was the job title
young shoal
"database developer intern"
young shoal
you're acting like i have a choice lol
tardy rain
I guess youre right
young shoal
Nothing to lose at this point <:ducky_sphere:989966352150319186>
what if i just uh... raw dog the interview
young shoal
yeah it's DROP
tardy rain
Hired
young shoal
actually the it intern position i interviewed for asked me a bunch of sql questions
tardy rain
Interesting
Our IT guys are basically grep monkeys
Well, grep monkeys is kinda rude, but grepping logs is what they do all day long
foggy jungle
what if i just uh... raw dog the interview
foggy jungle
Well, grep monkeys is kinda rude, but grepping logs is what they do all day long
Never underestimate the power of a meaty grep
young shoal
<a:uwu:667473857875279895>
without knowing what to expect
foggy jungle
I did that, worked well for me.
young shoal
well I'm not like you lol
tardy rain
๐ ฑ๏ธurself
young shoal
Remember the three G's before you walk in and you'll be fine.
the what
young shoal
ah
young shoal
you have a living room?
foggy jungle
I don't know if this is the community I divulged this in so it might be new information, but that was almost a tattoo on my posterior.
young shoal
interesting
foggy jungle
Except in the basement.
young shoal
Interesting
their explanation was that they needed help testing the database queries or something ๐
foggy jungle
Test them? Either it produces the desired result or it doesn't 
young shoal
the devs are too valuable to spend time manually testing, and can't be bothered to automate, apparently
young shoal
that's what I'm saying
stark prawn
Automate test automation.
lament cairn
find around and fuck out
high haven
"database developer intern"
also rip. good luck working with either sql server or oracle
also x2, hopefully someone gives you a rundown on the databases and how its all structured/connected...otherwise
hehe
high haven
great. just in time for you to barely understand the database system
young shoal
sob
frozen crane
how am I the threshold for old
young shoal
aren't you like 30 ||\j||
high haven
how am I the threshold for old
how are you? when did this otn get created
tardy rain
aren't you like 30 ||\j||
Bannable offense imho
young shoal
i thought you were closer to 20
high haven
i thought you were closer to 20
uhh wut
young shoal
what
frozen crane
I'm closer to 30 than 20.
young shoal
i don't think stelercus is that old. i thought they finished their masters a few years ago
high haven
uhhhh
frozen crane
no I just started my masters.
high haven
even i know this
young shoal
oh. you finished your bachelor's a few years ago
tardy rain
Tsk tsk not paying attention
high haven
tsk tsk tsk
young shoal
bruh i have not interacted with stelercus in years
frozen crane
Tsk tsk not paying attention
this is a common point of confusion, since I published research as an undergrad.
young shoal
something like that
high haven
this is a common point of confusion, since I published research as an undergrad.
i knew the truth
young shoal
huh. i knew you were working ๐ค. is your company paying for your masters?
frozen crane
I really want to get to the thesis stage of the masters so that I don't always have to say that I wrote a paper.
young shoal
that's nice
young shoal
perhaps
i mean the main reason i want to do the 4+1 is that i get to take graduate courses sooner
because my current courses are boring
stark prawn
close to 30 is basically ancient
frozen crane
it's ironic that this is an OTN, because a few weeks ago, my dad asked me how old is old, and I said "whatever age you are, it's some number less than that"
young shoal
grote do you happen to be 22
stark prawn
no, I'm pretty ancient
high haven
close to 30 is basically ancient
basically
stark prawn
that's not true, prehistorical is a pretty well defined term.
eternal depot
it's ironic that this is an OTN, because a few weeks ago, my dad asked me how ol...
And here I thought nedbat was the threshold for old
frozen crane
And here I thought nedbat was the threshold for old
judging by his website, his career started before I was born.
prime lagoon
guess i will be ancient soon. will there be a museum of me?
eternal depot
guess i will be ancient soon. will there be a museum of me?
Depends on what you can donate to the museum. Toenail clippings perhaps. Maybe some scat?
prime lagoon
that was funny, really. laughed.
low chasm
grote do you happen to be 22
I'm feelin' 22 ๐ต
thick ore
isn't aboo like 14 or so
low chasm
isn't aboo like 14 or so
16 ;-;
tulip cedar
Lmaoo
viral parrot
And baby eivl was like 3yo
what year are we talking now?
eternal depot
According to the CV on Nedbat's site, he graduated postgrad in '84
viral parrot
yes, i was almost three years old at that point
i started with python when ned made his website
strong sandal
Can u run android 12 or above in M1 Pro MacBook Pro 14 inch
tranquil iron
Can u run android 12 or above in M1 Pro MacBook Pro 14 inch
probably not. and I don't know why you would want to.
strong sandal
I donโt own a android and there is some imp work app which only works on android so
Should I just buy a handheld pc and emulate android on it Bc I donโt even a windows and through that I will be able to use win Linux android and will be able to game on it too
young shoal
if it's for work, ask them to just buy you one
young shoal
that's cool
low chasm
kewl beans
low chasm
wait aboo aren't you in skewl
correct
low chasm
I just finished a test ;-;
young shoal
what class
low chasm
our teacher is curving it, which is pretty based
young shoal
physics?
low chasm
what class
AP World
young shoal
o
low chasm
I did alright regardless
young shoal
curving world lol what. is your class that bad
young shoal
of course ๐ค
young shoal
lul
high haven
16 ;-;
same difference
also does ap world count for anything
in college
i dont remember
young shoal
depends
high haven
oh?
i just remember my friends complaining about how it didnt count
but it probably depends on your major?
/degree plan
young shoal
depends on the school, also
low chasm
can't you get some gen ed creds out of the way it something
high haven
are you gonna be a geography major
young shoal
can't you get some gen ed creds out of the way it something
indeed
high haven
indeed
does it? i think my friends tried that and it didnt work
at least not for AP World
low chasm
are you gonna be a geography major
well, no, but I'll still need to take some gen ed classes
young shoal
does it? i think my friends tried that and it didnt work
it depends ๐
high haven
dont make me rip out that tongue
young shoal
they probably got into good schools, which don't take ap credit for that course
young shoal
lol
high haven
your laptop still borked?
young shoal
it's fine rn
young shoal
indeed
tranquil iron
why will today be hell?
high haven
why will today be hell?
bc the business
tranquil iron
business is hell
lament cairn
high haven
lmao @rugged owl why do you have the same emote multiple times
also...what if....i left my job for a startup 
Why have you created this position?
then follow up with
No, really, why?
tardy rain
Startups are fun right up until theyre not
Or well thats my experience anyway
Sample size of 1
high haven
lmao
sounds about right
sg says never again
i think they could be fun if theyre with the right people
tardy rain
I wouldnt mind going back to a startup but not as junior/mid level
high haven
i asked my friend about it
and he was like
i want to be a founder
lol
he tried to get me to go to one of the startup meetups for our industry
but i had to drive back
otherwise i probs wouldve joined
since it was also a sponsored thing
oh shoot that reminds me
i got free swag from the last thing
and one of the items
tranquil iron
I've worked for three startups and helped found two more. the experience can vary tremendously
high haven
included a rubber ducky
tranquil iron
I don't think you can generalize.
high haven
high haven
I don't think you can generalize.
thats also what ive heard
each are their own animal
tranquil iron
say... that's a nice rubber duck you got there
tranquil iron
heh
of the 3 I worked at, the options at 2 became worthless and I did "meh" on the third.
of the two startsup I helped found, I lost my shirt on one and it's "meh" so far on the 2nd
young shoal
of the two startsup I helped found, I lost my shirt on one and it's "meh" so far...
you lost your shirt as in, you lost a lot of money? or you lost an actual shirt
tranquil iron
lol, lost most of my money
young shoal
oof
young shoal
lol, lost most of my money
what was the good or service
young shoal
weebs out
high haven
bruh
high haven
also...what if....i left my job for a startup <:blobhyperthink:66884987464043725...
@carmine bane if youre free...startups. yay or nay?
high haven
TEKsystems. own change.
realized i dont have a regular google emote
only gcp
rip
austere bison
<:kekHands:948697940711587900>
final wraith
Sup ๐
high haven
oh theres an acoustic version https://youtu.be/LR_FGit4vt0
no wubs here but similar vibes
carmine bane
<@1022659055862423604> if youre free...startups. yay or nay?
I mean...
I've heard horror stories
But I'm also really enjoying my time here
I mean it actually kinda goes both ways
Right now, a side project I'm doing is the most fun I'm having programming in a while
And I'm learning a fuckton from it, more than I ever have from work
But also at the same time, work is also pretty exciting.
Always something to do, and everything you do have some noticeable impact one way or another
Even right now as a junior level things I'm building is helping the entire company improve their efficiency by a fuckton
So it's pretty cool
Fun CICD tooling I make
carmine bane
Yeah, and work with Bloomberg on it as well
high haven
has many more such opportunities
carmine bane
So I get to talk to some other big bois
Do some more big boi tasks, PMing tasks and whatnot
carmine bane
I'm the only developer right now for it, so I get all the shit 
carmine bane
Lmk how it is there
jaunty wraith
I saw that
carmine bane
I'm road tripping to Indianapolis in August
high haven
I saw that
carmine bane
Probably gonna stop by there
high haven
moyen be lurking
jaunty wraith
henlo
high haven
yeah theyll probs be like
carmine bane
WAIT NO
carmine bane
August isn't college time. yet
high haven
is it not
carmine bane
I thought it started in September
high haven
carmine bane
Oh Late August or Early September
carmine bane
I'm going to a DCI show which is Aug 11th
So road trip I'm doing is like 4th - 11th
high haven
nice
carmine bane
Or however long it takes to get there
I got so distant to some of my old college friends
And they'd be so down to go
But now not anymore
high haven
oof
carmine bane
Wait not college friends
jaunty wraith
how large is the US that it takes 5 says
carmine bane
That's a good point
jaunty wraith
wait, that's 7 days
carmine bane
It'll probably take a lot longer
high haven
jaunty wraith
tbf it's the morning
my brain doesn't work
carmine bane
It's okay I can make it a 3 week trip and just work remotely one of those weeks
Then PTO the next two
Fuck I also need to drive back
I didn't consider that
high haven
tbf it's the morning
my brain doesn't work
its late here
jaunty wraith
๐
jaunty wraith
my brain never works
what's the coffee for then 
carmine bane
||just fly||
Nah
high haven
what's the coffee for then <:ducky_beer:999676458064687104>
ah
carmine bane
I wanna road trip
high haven
thats my mana source
high haven
I wanna road trip
road trip by yourself is kinda sad though
carmine bane
Yeah
high haven
better to just fly
carmine bane
Need friends
high haven
in that case
high haven
but thats my opinion
jaunty wraith
i have 1/1 mp
how much coffee is that 
carmine bane
Wait I can probably get at LEASt one person
high haven
how much coffee is that <:brainmon:439516188771483658>
how much do you think 1 cup fills up?
jaunty wraith
uhhh
carmine bane
I've driven kids I've never met before like 5 hours away before
I'm not sketch
Wait we can probably rotate driving
I trust only one of my friends to drive my car
high haven
ye
high haven
thats typically what you do when you roadtrip
at least try to
otherwise thats a lot for one person
carmine bane
I love driving long distances
carmine bane
I don't get tired at all
high haven
but if i can switch off
carmine bane
The only thing that sucks is 12 hour of sitting makes my butt hurt
high haven
its always nice
carmine bane
So I need to switch off
Fr
Okay I gotta incentivize him
I pay for all the gas, and living
high haven
driving lets me get through a good chunk of my audiobooks/podcasts
carmine bane
You just pay for food
The thing is doing it with college kids is
THEY;RE ALL FUCKING BROKE
OAHVEIAHVEIHVAWV
high haven
you can grab some of your dev friends
carmine bane
dont you go to those meetups?
They all have kids or something
The event I'm going to is a marching band event lol
high haven
all of them?
high haven
the ones i met at my event
carmine bane
TOUGH
carmine bane
you can grab some of your dev friends
The one I went to the most was one called Startup to IPO
high haven
ah
carmine bane
๐
WAIT
There was a young person that went
She was from Amazon
Did Amazon Music
high haven
noice
carmine bane
But when she heard I didn't have a degree
She completely ignored me
The rest of the time there
carmine bane
carmine bane
It's just kind of disgruntling that like it's always the Asians that just ignore me and never take me seriously
Like
This is friendly fire
Wtf
Anyways
high haven
at least you didnt try something like
stick your hand out
and get completely rejected
carmine bane
high haven
carmine bane
high haven
and she tried to shake this woman founder ceo person's hand
carmine bane
Some people are too savage for their own good
carmine bane
Bruh
carmine bane
๐
exotic warren
void *delete(){
if (size == 0) {
return NULL;
}
void *item = array[first];
first = (first + 1) % sizelimit;
size--;
if (size <= sizelimit/3) {
void **new_array = (void **) malloc(sizeof(void *) * size);
for (int i = 0; i < size; i++) {
new_array[i] = array[(first + i) % sizelimit];
}
first = 0;
last = size - 1;
sizelimit = size * 3;
free(array);
array = new_array;
}
return item;
}
This is a correct code
Is this correct
tepid gull
Can someone request modmail to unblock me at programmers hang out
exotic warren
void *delete(){
if (size == 0) {
return NULL;
}
void *tmp = array[first];
array[first] = NULL;
first++;
size--;
return tmp;
}```is this correct?
thin cloak
Entry level
high haven
young shoal
my prof has no idea what feof does
vapid ether
Hello, I am new to coding. I am a trader that is looking to offload some strategy through automation. I've learned a lot and it's very rewarding when there's a breakthrough, although I do spend a lot of my time debugging.
foggy jungle
Thanks to the hard work of one of our team members (who I will let out themselves if they wish) this is what we've got setup for our little PyPI project now.
Rule filtering for PyPI parsing 
young shoal
@chrome viper here because it's ot. both the chains near me do hot also ๐ค
chrome viper
<@358655680258899970> here because it's ot. both the chains near me do hot also ...
hmm I have to check on my next visit
I always associate it with cold. I've been to some places that do hot only in Chinatown.
foggy jungle
uwu?
chrome viper
I am thinking of places like Coco and Kung Fu Tea
young shoal
yeah. kung Fu tea does. unless they stopped since the last time I went
young shoal
do not
foggy jungle
y nawt
young shoal
it's too expensive and you'll probably get some infection
low chasm
get boba instead
high haven
PSV I saw your name and now I want chipotle.
wait
now i want chipotle
bruh
i think im gonna get chipotle today
low chasm
I've only had chipotle, like, twice
high haven
foggy jungle
I doordashed burgers instead, my car is asleep for the night as we're supposed to have bad weather.
low chasm
we've got a high wind warning or something going on here
high haven
we've got a high wind warning or something going on here
east coast?
low chasm
yep
low chasm
thanks ๐
foggy jungle
tornado watch here with hail warning 
high haven
bruh
high haven
we had hail here like a week ago
foggy jungle
I do not fear the 'nados.
https://tenor.com/view/america-hurricane-happy4th-of-july-america-flag-independence-day-gif-21259025
foggy jungle
My very expensive car has very expensive hail damage and acquired it less than a week after I owned it.
so I do fear hail, which is why the car is in the garage.
young shoal
oof
young shoal
i think im gonna get chipotle today
bruh
young shoal
I've only had chipotle, like, twice
bruh
low chasm
;-;
low chasm
favorite burger place?
foggy jungle
Culver's
low chasm
theres this one chain called "elevation burger" where I'm at, it's pretty based
young shoal
5 guys
clear plume
theres this one chain called "elevation burger" where I'm at, it's pretty based
They have those all over Virginia. Theyโre pretty good
vale hull
They have those all over Virginia. Theyโre pretty good
sounded familiar
never went to one
low chasm
missin' out, they have great fries
rough sapphire
I wanna ask, what should I do to turn these inputs into these outputs (red for inputs, green for expected outputs) by only using a for-loop (and no regex)? ```diff
- <span style="color: green">github.com</span>/tc39/proposals
- https://<span style="color: green">github.com</span>/tc39/proposals
(The for-loop should wrap the domain name in a <span style="..."> HTML element)
This is more a curiosity thing than an ease-of-use thing
gritty zinc
I wanna ask, what should I do to turn these inputs into these outputs (red for i...
the easiest way would be, like, s.replace("github.com", '<span style="color: green">github.com</span>') :p
rough sapphire
the easiest way would be, like, `s.replace("github.com", '<span style="color: gr...
For better or worse, I want to use a for-loop because I want it to work for any domain name
gritty zinc
Then your problem is determining the domain name from an URL, which sounds mildly annoying. Well, unless you use urllib.parse.
young shoal
that makes no sense. you're just adding stuff to the left and right of a given string
for loop doesn't come into this
rough sapphire
Then your problem is determining the domain name from an URL, which sounds mildl...
I think there would still be the question of forming the final string if I used urllib.parse
rough sapphire
for loop doesn't come into this
Using a loop is a solution (but not the best), and I'm curious how you would use a loop
gritty zinc
I think there would still be the question of forming the final string if I used ...
s.replace(domain, f'<span style="color: green">{domain}</span>'), where domain is obtained from parsing results
rough sapphire
I entirely forgot about changing the contents of your .replace
gritty zinc
as for the for-loop solution - sure it's possible, you'd essentially be reimplementing replace
rough sapphire
Yeah
I was just curious since I've read this: https://sarvasvkulpati.com/blog/markdown-parser
It mentions a Reader class with a next function that returns the current character at the current index and increases the index by 1, and my thoughts are:
- Huh, that function sounds like a for loop
- What if it's not Markdown but something more simple, like a link
gritty zinc
well, yes, that's how all parsers work under the hood
usually you have a function that gets the next token, which involves consuming some characters, and your call it in a loop to gradually tokenize the entire text. On the fly, you assemble these tokens into some structure, usually checking its validity in the process.
e.g. a basic csv parser would eat characters and check if they're a comma; if yes, then it's the start of a new field
peak citrus
any of yall know this masterpiece?
royal lakeBOT
any of yall know this masterpiece?
Someone answer this <@&1088292464051368018> if you want to keep your role
rough sapphire
why this channel now
dapper dew
any of yall know this masterpiece?
I don't actually
peak citrus
why this channel now
i dont have image perms
night axle
any of yall know this masterpiece?
Yes
night axle
Yaye I get to keep helper
rough sapphire
I don't actually
why does channel not have slowmode
craggy crypt
and why does this one have no slowmode
slow mode is automated i think, the bot changes it when there is too much traffic in one channel
narrow pecan
any of yall know this masterpiece?
I do not
peak citrus
smart
dapper dew
why does channel not have slowmode
Because no one uses it
jaunty wraith
ot1 and ot2 don't have slowmode
dapper dew
slow mode is automated i think, the bot changes it when there is too much traffi...
Its usually a moderator action
jaunty wraith
mods are bots?
dapper dew
lol
rough sapphire
Because no one uses it
ah so the ot1 and ot2 channels just get neglected
jaunty wraith
candid sonnet
Someone answer this <@&1088292464051368018> if you want to keep your role
Yes
dapper dew
ah so the ot1 and ot2 channels just get neglected
For no good reason, yes
narrow pecan
If they start getting spammed, yeah, theyโll get slowmode as well
rough sapphire
well 4 if you count #1035199133436354600
stark prawn
We don't count that
rough sapphire
We don't count that
ah so only 3 then
dapper dew
Checks out
narrow pecan
Just like a git repo
noble niche
dapper dew
rough sapphire
rough sapphire
Not python
off topic
alpine coyote
Fair
stark prawn
Unused import smh
rough sapphire
stark prawn
You almost can't tell that they superimposed the cups on to a stock image
timid latch
https://i.etsystatic.com/19639181/r/il/5611be/3297466399/il_570xN.3297466399_hn5...
If i accidently drink more than what is left i get stuck infinitely drinking
narrow pecan
If i accidently drink more than what is left i get stuck infinitely drinking
Thatโs why itโs crucial that you sip with precision. Drinking coffee can be dangerous business if proper safety precautions arenโt taken
heavy pawn
rough sapphire
e.g. a basic csv parser would eat characters and check if they're a comma; if ye...
Ahh. If I may ask, how would a parser for the example links work? The https:// part is optional, so "find two consecutive slashes" doesn't really map from "find a comma"
rough sapphire
lowkey I think this coffee mug just helped me with a small project I'm doing
acoustic moss
@ software architects is CoffeeCup.fill(CoffeePot) good design
tardy rain
LGTM, ship it
gritty kernel
i'm running into design issues with my pixels API wrapper project
i'm trying to figure out if i should make it async or not
it doesn't seem to have much benefit since you just send a pixel once every 5 minutes and then wait
lament cairn
redidt
oak tangle
How are things here?
delicate gull
Hello ๐
tardy rain
You can make them stop any time you want
autumn raft
You can make them stop any time you want
Ik, not an answer to my question tho
royal lakeBOT
Do people not realise what the date is?
Where are my <@&1088292464051368018> at?
tardy rain
Gottem
gritty kernel
!e ```py
import datetime
print(datetime.datetime.now())
@gritty kernel :white_check_mark: Your 3.11 eval job has completed with return code 0.
2023-04-01 20:17:48.482331
Hm, bot not on BST?
gritty kernel
!e ```py
import datetime
print(datetime.datetime.now().strftime("%B %d"))
@autumn raft@gritty kernel :white_check_mark: Your 3.11 eval job has completed with return code 0.
April 01
high haven
!e ```py
import datetime
print(datetime.datetime.now().strftime("%B %d"))
```
<@...
lol nice
tardy rain
Everyone getting bamboozled