bruh
#ot1-perplexing-regexing
rugged owl
what if thats whats holding you back
wdym
high haven
do you think companies are discriminating against you due to the length of time spent at your previous companies
rugged owl
I doubt it. Wouldn't want to be at companies that petty either.
I'm pretty sure it's because I have 3 2/12 YoE (Excluding internship) w/ BSc. At time of applying my last round, I was under 3 Years. And applying for full DS roles that were looking for 3 YoE + w/ Masters "preferred"
I think my plan will be get a year of Masters in, then start reapplying. It'll make me look like a better candidate.
I feel like I"m trying to convince myself at this point lol
strange steeple
hey can anyone help me with a issue in youtube pls??
thick osprey
hey can anyone help me with a issue in youtube pls??
Maybe you should ask your question so we might know if we can help.
strange steeple
can you come in dm pls?
thick osprey
No.
strange steeple
it's regarding youtube, from 2 days, there are anonymous videos appearing the section of liked videos in youtube
i don't know what's happening
toady there are newly liked 16 videos but they are not liked by me nor anyone have my account
dapper dew
Try changing your password maybe?
strange steeple
i did
high haven
maybe you should just delete your account and make a new one
strange steeple
nah bro
surreal otter
You should be able to see login activity history on your Google account
strange steeple
there are many things attached to my account i just can;t
high haven
oh actually could you have been logged into one of those internet cafes?
people never log out
of their accounts in those
strange steeple
You should be able to see login activity history on your Google account
no one logged in
surreal otter
strange steeple
oh actually could you have been logged into one of those internet cafes?
i never visit
surreal otter
Maybe you logged in on a siblings device?
high haven
one time someone had decent spotify music recommendations
the others were kinda trash
tardy rain
one time someone had decent spotify music recommendations
It was @grave cove
high haven
It was <@432643355634171905>
bruhhh
surreal otter
See what all is currently authorized. Disable, change password, and relogin
high haven
๐
tardy rain
LMAO
high haven
im deadd
young shoal
one time someone had decent spotify music recommendations
uh, me
tardy rain
Aboo also had some good ones
strange steeple
Maybe you logged in on a siblings device?
i dont have a sibling loll
high haven
oh yeah?
surreal otter
I have no idea who you are, just throwing out possible scenarios.
strange steeple
https://support.google.com/accounts/answer/3067630?hl=en#:~:text=secure%20your%2...
already did it
dapper dew
Maybe you are accidentally hitting the like button
surreal otter
But the 2nd link should help you secure the account.
strange steeple
But the 2nd link should help you secure the account.
i already did
changed passwords, removed unactive devices
low chasm
<@416345453530054657> do you have any spotify playlists to share?
yes yes
surreal otter
Only idea I've got left is stop liking videos in your sleep.
high haven
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7yQXa9TA8eAWJt91GTr4DX?si=5649df41a2bd46f6
will give a listen
low chasm
based
high haven
bro
i have like 1/4 of these songs saved
but like
theyre all in separate playlists
since they have dif vibes
this is like if someone threw them all
in one washing machine
still good though
just gotta be prepared
rugged owl
Speaking of songs: https://www.billboard.com/pro/songs-getting-shorter-tiktok-streaming/
low chasm
this is like if someone threw them all
heh
this is my only playlist >.>
I dump everything I like into it
high haven
Speaking of songs: https://www.billboard.com/pro/songs-getting-shorter-tiktok-st...
ah yes vergecast did a thing about this too
rugged owl
w/e reason my local music player doesn't show full track count. But spotify does?
2.9k tracks
rugged owl
You have to have premium to stream local files across devices 
high haven
You have to have premium to stream local files across devices <:Dead:82328853559...
you dont have premium?
oh yeah thats how i get my audiobooks on there
rugged owl
No, I'm poor.
high haven
spotify playback is nice
rugged owl
I'm also allergic to monthly plans.
young shoal
rex on that employed budget
high haven
I'm also allergic to monthly plans.
no free spotify slot but i have like 3 free netflix slots
if you need netflix lmao
paper sequoia
this is my only playlist >.>
Imagine not throwing everything into "liked songs" and having them all (over 450 songs) being over listened songs and you hate them now
rugged owl
Breaking out into hives just thinking of subscription price plans.
high haven
Imagine not throwing everything into "liked songs" and having them all (over 450...
i only usually listen to my most recent liked songs bc i go through phases
paper sequoia
i only usually listen to my most recent liked songs bc i go through phases
Me 2, but soon I don't want to listen to them ๐
high haven
rugged owl
I'm paying for netflix, necessary evil. Already have leeches on my plan. 
high haven
i got a netflix bc my cousin wanted to watch that cyberpunk series
was p good
but its just us 2
on the plan
rugged owl
I'm already hosting plex, I'll probably just throw my music on there.
high haven
I'm already hosting plex, I'll probably just throw my music on there.
oh hey you are like one of the vergecast peeps
they are all in on plex
alex cranz is her name i think
high haven
rugged owl
Streaming poisoned the pond. Can't even find movies on netflix now.
rugged owl
Search Bar: X
Netflix: Sorry, we don't have X, but here's Y, our straight up copy of X but with netflix budget and netflix actors.
go90 scale?
I don't mind paying for a subscription if they actually had everything. But they don't.
high haven
go90 is their reference to verizon's failed service https://www.theverge.com/2018/6/28/17516266/verizon-shutting-down-go90-original-video-content-app
rugged owl
high haven
someone even made a thingy for it https://gone90.biz/
with all the streaming services on it
rugged owl
Ez
Never heard of the things on the left, so they dead
Also, setting up that plex stuff is something I never want to do again.
high haven
rugged owl
Made me learn that I never want to go into networking or w/e other garbage is part of that.
Devops(?)
high haven
yeah dude ive never heard of those too
high haven
Devops(?)
networking is a good chunk of that yeah
oh wait i just realized
the dotted line is so you can place them along that line i think
lol
dire dove
GUYS what if Pinnochio says "My nose will grow now"
ITS A PARADOXXX
think about it
if he is telling the truth his nose would not grow thus making the statement false, thus his nose would grow, thus making his statement true and his nose would not grow and it goes on
rugged owl
oh wait i just realized
Actually, best button is the one on the bottom right
loud wedge
does anyone know what intangible costs are?
rugged owl
I mean, popcorn time sure
grave cove
It was <@432643355634171905>
Amogus music
rugged owl
I need to go look up wtf this actually is
feels like some china site
Oh, it's Roku
LOL
rugged owl
It's what you get when you have that ugly purple Q
high haven
The service raised $1.75 billion from investors.[1] It launched in April 2020, but shut down in December 2020 after falling short of its subscriber projections.
this is hella funny
rugged owl
1.75 billion, jesus
high haven
1.75 billion, jesus
yeah but look
January 2021, Quibi's content library was sold to Roku, Inc. for less than $100 million
dapper dew
Want to start a streaming service? Just need a two syllable name
rugged owl
Oof
rugged owl
Want to start a streaming service? Just need a two syllable name
๐ Spot ๐ ify ๐
tardy rain
Is roku not dead yet
high haven
not roky
dapper dew
hulu
fubo
philo
quibi
roku
pluto
xumo
high haven
๐
tardy rain
I thought svb and signature collapse killed it
high haven
dunno
hardware things tend to be more like cockroach-y
which there are those roku tvs
young shoal
bruh 2 of my competitors' code don't even work. not even in the sample data
high haven
bruh 2 of my competitors' code don't even work. not even in the sample data
stop ๐
young shoal
bruh I can't
young shoal
I'm too invested
high haven
@foggy jungle when you wake up, tell psvm to move on and apply to other companies
tardy rain
bruh 2 of my competitors' code don't even work. not even in the sample data
What even is the task
rugged owl
Why can you see their code
young shoal
an accident probably
young shoal
What even is the task
process some data. output some output
tardy rain
So like basic csv/excel stuff?
tardy rain
What lang did you pick
young shoal
it's for a python internship, so rust
tardy rain
Based
high haven
even a lowly frontend dev could do it
hey as i discovered yesterday web dev is a dif animal
rugged owl
<html>
young shoal
I should add a comment about the expected format the script expects the data to be in
foggy jungle
<@227921192772698114> when you wake up, tell psvm to move on and apply to other ...
@young shoal move on and apply to other companies
rugged owl
I should add a comment about the expected format the script expects the data to ...
If you didn't sign anything, just put what you did in your git repo after
young shoal
๐ญ
tardy rain
My first job's task was "reverse a string" and "are two words anagrams" lol
I wrote a couple tests for them cause i was nervous
foggy jungle
Back to bed now, headache still 
young shoal
to be fair a lot of it I was just thinking of a good way to make it scalable
young shoal
My first job's task was "reverse a string" and "are two words anagrams" lol
I wr...
๐
low chasm
it's for a python internship, so rust
heh, obviously
high haven
Back to bed now, headache still <:PepeHands:643134675707232276>
get some rest bud
rugged owl
wdym
If you didn't sign an NDA or something about the interview process. Polish up the project you did for the interview and add it to your profile.
young shoal
lol. it's not cool enough for my resume
tardy rain
Pad the github anyway
rugged owl
Recruiter can't tell the difference.
Hiring manager doesn't care enough to tell the difference either.
uneven onyx
hi guys
young shoal
put it on your gh but not your resume
yeah for sure
uneven onyx
any suggestions to improve my python coding?
tardy rain
Practice more
uneven onyx
any good way to practice ? like should i solve leetcode problems?
uneven onyx
ohh
high haven
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7yQXa9TA8eAWJt91GTr4DX?si=5649df41a2bd46f6
fyi this is decent for running to. will probs listen to this for my after work jog with the doggo
๐ฆฎ
rugged owl
fyi this is decent for running to. will probs listen to this for my after work j...
Wait just a second.
NO PICTURES?
high haven
hmm?
high haven
ah
he was whining too much wanting to go running in the 2nd pic
so i threw that on him
harsh tundra
he about to jump in
Reminds me of my catto. Let me find my fav turkeys pic
high haven
๐
harsh tundra
๐ฆ
The one on the left was XD
The catto loved to just run into them and they'd sometimes even fly a bit startled XD
young shoal
I love this pic, good photobomb
eat them
rugged owl
Wait wtf
harsh tundra
When they grow and start fighting, and one stops eating completely and is partially blind, you gotta start regulating the population...
rugged owl
he was whining too much wanting to go running in the 2nd pic
Our husky used to camp the front door if he wanted to go out.
young shoal
When they grow and start fighting, and one stops eating completely and is partia...
eugenics smh
high haven
"if i cant go out, none of you humans will" 
rugged owl
Funniest was that he had these super blue eyes. So when we went out, you could tell who the racists are because they would say "what blue eyes"
high haven
super blue fr
harsh tundra
eugenics smh
Eugenics would be if we chose them based on desirable traits. Like cat and dog breeding.
... We just use old Roman military punishments like decimation when they act up too much
I'm making myself a bubble bath. The foam is huuge
Water level uncovered for comparison
young shoal
Eugenics would be if we chose them based on desirable traits. Like cat and dog b...
so selecting the ones that behave? ๐
harsh tundra
so selecting the ones that behave? ๐
No, no... Like we had to end the suffering of the one that didn't eat because it would die anyway. Even after we treated the head injuries, it just eat very little and started losing weight :c
Also, eugenics would mean we're breeding them to further enforce the desirable traits. We don't breed them
young shoal
oh you don't?
rugged owl
Only eat huh
harsh tundra
Nah. The turkeys were bought as freshly hatched, when we had freshly hatched chicks. They're cute but annoying to keep.
young shoal
oof
harsh tundra
Also, we only had one or two females from that. We suspect the weakest one which almost died after first night could've been a female as well... And then later they bullied another one.
young shoal
men SMH
rugged owl
omg, digging through old photos and there's gold here
harsh tundra
My partner breeds ducks because https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czernina
But damn, this year the ducklings were mostly really dumb. Like, they had huge area for themselves but they just had to escape it and had problems returning. We lost some that way :c
rugged owl
young shoal
the weather is nice today. a balmy 6C, and the sun
foggy jungle
I'm alive.
wild yarrow
low chasm
I'm alive.
based
low chasm
I'm loving how descriptive that code is
foggy jungle
__________ = eval(getattr(__import__(bytes([98, 97, 115, 101, 54, 52]).decode()), bytes([98, 54, 52, 100, 101, 99, 111, 100, 101]).decode())(bytes([90, 88, 90, 104, 98, 65, 61, 61])).decode())
___________ = __________(getattr(__import__(bytes([98, 97, 115, 101, 54, 52]).decode()), bytes([98, 54, 52, 100, 101, 99, 111, 100, 101]).decode())(bytes([90, 50, 86, 48, 89, 88, 82, 48, 99, 103, 61, 61])).decode())
_______________ = __________(getattr(__import__(bytes([98, 97, 115, 101, 54, 52]).decode()), bytes([98, 54, 52, 100, 101, 99, 111, 100, 101]).decode())(bytes([88, 49, 57, 112, 98, 88, 66, 118, 99, 110, 82, 102, 88, 119, 61, 61])).decode())
________________ = __________(getattr(__import__(bytes([98, 97, 115, 101, 54, 52]).decode()), bytes([98, 54, 52, 100, 101, 99, 111, 100, 101]).decode())(bytes([89, 110, 108, 48, 90, 88, 77, 61])).decode())
____________ = lambda ______________: __________(___________(_______________(________________([98, 97, 115, 101, 54, 52]).decode()), ________________([98, 54, 52, 100, 101, 99, 111, 100, 101]).decode())(________________([89, 50, 57, 116, 99, 71, 108, 115, 90, 81, 61, 61])).decode())(______________, ___________(_______________(________________([98, 97, 115, 101, 54, 52]).decode()), ________________([98, 54, 52, 100, 101, 99, 111, 100, 101]).decode())(________________([80, 72, 78, 48, 99, 109, 108, 117, 90, 122, 52, 61])).decode(), ___________(_______________(________________([98, 97, 115, 101, 54, 52]).decode()), ________________([98, 54, 52, 100, 101, 99, 111, 100, 101]).decode())(________________([90, 88, 104, 108, 89, 119, 61, 61])).decode())```
Is my personal favorite. I think Stickie was enjoying it too.Let me clean it up for you...
distant hazel
foggy jungle
evaluate = eval(getattr(__import__('base64')), 'b64decode')(eval)
getattr = evaluate(getattr(__import__(base64), b64decode)(getattr)
__import__ = evaluate(getattr(__import__(base64), b64decode)(__import__)
bytes = evaluate(getattr(__import__(base64), b64decode)(bytes)
____________ = lambda ______________: evaluate(getattr(__import__(base64), b64decode)(compile)(______________, getattr(__import__(), b64decode)(<string>, getattr(__import__(base64), b64decode)(exec)```
small coral
```py
evaluate = eval(getattr(__import__('base64')), 'b64decode')(eval)
getattr ...
the parentheses are wrong but you've got the spirit
high haven
oh hey its the game syru plays i think
foggy jungle
the parentheses are wrong but you've got the spirit
I wish you had any idea how hard it is to play parentheses whack-a-mole with this.
small coral
I wish you had any idea how hard it is to play parentheses whack-a-mole with thi...
it's pretty easy once you get used to it
high haven
this sounds like a lot ngl
foggy jungle
it's pretty easy once you get used to it
Frankly once I know what the actual obfuscated function does I immediately discard it and just use the native function
foggy jungle
this sounds like a lot ngl
I have contacts if you're trying to apply for this.
young shoal
I have contacts if you're trying to apply for this.
๐
clear plume
Looks like a good job
high haven
Looks like a good job
heres the rest
clear plume
But then youโre associated with blizzard sooooo canโt be too good
high haven
dont think i could cut it in game dev
pretty sure every one of them actually likes games
im too much of a "casual"
young shoal
oof
I think it'd be cool to work on a game I like playing, but also bad
bruh they change the font of the menus in windows. that shit has serifs now
rugged owl
I think it'd be cool to work on a game I like playing, but also bad
If you want to experience this. Make your favorite song your alarm clock.
young shoal
already have ;triu
foggy jungle
DATA WRANGLER YEE HAW
young shoal
bruh what happened to good old postgres
foggy jungle
young shoal
what's with these new fangled redis, mongo, neo4j
high haven
what's with these new fangled redis, mongo, neo4j
dw. itll all fall over when you scale
honestly im sure they have one type of transactional system
just looks like this pseudo-DE job will be working with analytical systems (read-optimized)
foggy jungle
how in the piss do i turn on auto wordwrapping in PyCharm? I want this mile and a half long bytecode string to wrap intelligently.
high haven
as long as they dont try to use one for the other
dunno. i converted to the dark side during grad school
foggy jungle
I should probably be doing this in a VM...
young shoal
how in the piss do i turn on auto wordwrapping in PyCharm? I want this mile and ...
just double tap shift and search for it
foggy jungle
Where's my resident Australian-residing esopy enthusiast when I need them
young shoal
sleeping, presumably
foggy jungle
My main issue with this is I can never get this bytecode into anything workable
I should probably figure out how to actually do this and automate it.
bytestring = b"\\'\\xc4^y\\x17\\x06\\xda.\\xef\\x81\\xf9\\xa4\\xc3^\\xe2\\xc6\\xa5\\xb1\\xd0\\xa3\\xaf\\xb3\\xdb<a\\\\\\x16\\xb4m\\x87\\x89;\\xcc3\\t"```
My main issue is that I have no clue what's going on there.
coral void
It's double escaped
foggy jungle
Is that why Stickie broke it up into four separate vars?
coral void
!E ```py
bytestring = b"\'\xc4^y\x17\x06\xda.\xef\x81\xf9\xa4\xc3^\xe2\xc6\xa5\xb1\xd0\xa3\xaf\xb3\xdb<a\\\x16\xb4m\x87\x89;\xcc3\t"
a = bytestring.decode("unicode-escape")
print(a)
royal lakeBOT
@coral void :white_check_mark: Your 3.11 eval job has completed with return code 0.
'ร^yร.รฏยรนยคร^รขรยฅยฑรยฃยฏยณร<a\ยดmยย;ร3
wild
coral void
mojibak
foggy jungle
wait can I just dump the entire thing into... .decode with unicode escape on?
coral void
yes, I think so
!E ```py
bytestring = b"\'\xc4^y\x17\x06\xda.\xef\x81\xf9\xa4\xc3^\xe2\xc6\xa5\xb1\xd0\xa3\xaf\xb3\xdb<a\\\x16\xb4m\x87\x89;\xcc3\t"
a = bytestring.decode("unicode-escape")
print(a.encode())
@coral void :white_check_mark: Your 3.11 eval job has completed with return code 0.
b"'\xc3\x84^y\x17\x06\xc3\x9a.\xc3\xaf\xc2\x81\xc3\xb9\xc2\xa4\xc3\x83^\xc3\xa2\xc3\x86\xc2\xa5\xc2\xb1\xc3\x90\xc2\xa3\xc2\xaf\xc2\xb3\xc3\x9b<a\\\x16\xc2\xb4m\xc2\x87\xc2\x89;\xc3\x8c3\t"
I'm not sure exactly what this is
young shoal
!rule 5 smfH
royal lakeBOT
foggy jungle
Malware. It's obfuscated 5? times.
That specifically is just a piece of the bytecode that my IDE wouldn't digest.
I'd post the whole thing, but as someone in OffSec put it "Big shiny red button and children."
coral void
yeaaah
foggy jungle
Idk how Stickie did it yesterday but they tore it apart in less than 20 minutes lol
small coral
```py
bytestring = b"\\'\\xc4^y\\x17\\x06\\xda.\\xef\\x81\\xf9\\xa4\\xc3^\\xe2\\...
is this a full thing
foggy jungle
Nay
foggy jungle
No, I'm not posting malicious strings in PyDis lol
foggy jungle
It's a part of a bytecode of malware that I've already fully reversed.
young shoal
presenter just said "kubernahtes"
foggy jungle
to be fair it's a silly name
high haven
presenter just said "kubernahtes"
no one says that
like
they shouldnt
speaking of
ship it from the changelog guys is a good one
๐๏ธ
tardy rain
How can you say kubers is a silly word when you have words like gubernatorial
Wtt you goobers
foggy jungle
The longer I work with this the more convinced I am that Stickie is a wizard
crystal spruce
ok this time the obfuscation was the exact same so I already deobfuscated it last time
so I just looked at pycharm version history
low chasm
presenter just said "kubernahtes"
what are you supposed to call it 
young shoal
yeah
foggy jungle
young shoal
i just realized i used a deprecated thing in my takehome
omg
oh wait, nevermind
oh well. i will truly not care until april, which is when they said they would send out offers
crystal spruce
good luck
vale raven
<@285152779465654272>
young shoal
snack
vale raven
โ
young shoal
shenany
crystal spruce
did you just call him a snack
low chasm
damn
young shoal
i should fix my blog
low chasm
you should
young shoal
i think even my TLS cert expired
young shoal
it is static lol
low chasm
eyy, based
foggy jungle
that's mildly creepy
high haven
not cool fam. i mean idc personally but still not cool
clear plume
Mb wasnโt trying to make you uncomfortable
high haven
thanks dude. youre good
clear plume
I figured you wouldnโt care considering you literally put the name of the place in the pic but yea mb
high haven
yeah i dont
like the thought ran through my head while snapping the pic
also im moving soon
so theres that
clear plume
Tbf that is a rly big place so knowing the lake youโre at doesnโt rly matter lol
high haven
Tbf that is a rly big place so knowing the lake youโre at doesnโt rly matter lol
ye
high haven
We can be data bros.
the doggo is my uncles
im the only one that actually takes him out lol
rip him when i move out
๐ฏ๏ธ
grave cove
<@416345453530054657> running with your jams + the doggo atm
Nice city. Which is it? If you don't mind me asking
grave cove
goddamn it
high haven
vale raven
<@285152779465654272> have you?
I don't even know where that is
Cool river though
I've only been in the Trinity
grave cove
agreed
carmine apex
coupla city familiarity skill issues here
vale raven
Fucking dog almost drowned me
grave cove
I don't leave my house much
grave cove
Fucking dog almost drowned me
Tell us a story
vale raven
Aight
Lemme double check something first
carmine apex
๐ฅณ
high haven
oof not the dog almost drowning you
vale raven
Tell us a story
high haven
bet it happened at 3
speaking of, you ever go to katy trail in dallas
that one is p dope
vale raven
This isn't very accurate, but it'll do
I'll try and gloss over the emotional bits so I don't rant too much
high haven
oof
grave cove
Enough said
grave cove
Oh right there?
vale raven
Ye
grave cove
That's cool
vale raven
Close enough
My mom had just kicked me out
And I refused to go back to school because I had gotten bullied so much
So... My dad let me be in an online school
But when I started high school, my dad demanded I go back to the public school to learn how to interact with people my age
I was screaming and crying about how I didn't want to get bullied again
I got mad and... I just grabbed the dog and walked out
I was angry, so I was just walking randomly
I ended up at (2), and the gas station I bought candy at was right there on the corner, so I bought a soda
I turned and just started walking down the side of the highway
grave cove
My mom had just kicked me out
And I refused to go back to school because I had g...
I'm so sorry for that
vale raven
(3) is a train yard
Trains are cool
So I jumped down and walked around the trains for a bit
Then I saw the river below with a giant wide concrete trail
high haven
sorry to hear that dude
vale raven
That looked way safer than the highway, so I jumped down there
So.... trail just goes straight, so... I just kept walking straight
About halfway between 3 and 4 it starts POURING rain
Like
I got a "emergency storm warning" from the NWS kinda pouring
uh....
ooops
grave cove
Sorry you had to go through that. Long walks always help one to cool off
It can be.... therapeutic
vale raven
So.... I don't actually remember why I chose to keep going forward instead of trying to turn around
But eventually I ended up at (4)
The trail dead ended
shit
now I gotta walk all the way back
But I noticed that there was a trail up to the bridge on the other side
But... I'm on the wrong side
Then I noticed that there was a row of giant rocks in the water
Like, HUGE
Each one was like 4-5 feet across
They made a trail across the river
But because of all the rain, there was like three inches of water on top of the rocks
And the river was actively flowing
And it immediately dropped like 20 feet on the other side of the rocks in like a tiny waterfall
vale raven
Well.... It's either cross and get back up where I can walk the relatively straight route back, or go the long circuitous way I'd gotten here that I didn't even know if I could climb back up
vale raven
these things: https://www.trwd.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/overtondiversion.j...
YEAH
LIKE THAT
Now just imagine it's raining heavily enough for the NWS to issue a warning, and those are completely submersed
So.... I step on the first one
I have to pick the dog up because she's too scared to walk on it
Halfway across I get tired because I'm already exhausted and I can barely get my feet out of the water
I put the dog down
Dog gets scared of the water
Dog tries to jump to the next rock
Dog hits the end of her leash and panics
She yanked me off balance and we both fell in the water in between two of the rocks
vale raven
Had to drag the screaming dog out of the water back on the rock
She tried her damdest to pull us both over the edge
grave cove
Dog hits the end of her leash and panics
Dogs do that?
vale raven
Eventually we got to the other side and I got home by walking from (4)->(1)
much quicker
young shoal
oh yeah? well you look like a sum(rate(rocket_http_requests_total{endpoint=~"/articles(/<path>)?"}[5m])) by (endpoint)
lament cairn
Pomethuse...
carmine apex
She yanked me off balance and we both fell in the water in between two of the ro...
it might sound weird, but i think you might've gotten lucky here. in between the rocks probably hurt quite a bit, and could easily break something, but if you and little mrs doggo fell just downstream, where the churn is? depending on the structure, that may not have survivable
vale raven
Dogs do that?
Yes?
Imagine Thurastic's picture is buried under three inches of water
Imagine the dog on a leash tries to jump to the next one
Imagine the dog gets jerked back by her collar
Then falls short, slips in the water
Wouldn't you panic?
vale raven
it might sound weird, but i think you might've gotten lucky here. in between the...
Yeah
Was a nerve wracking couple minutes
vale raven
Eventually we got to the other side and I got home by walking from (4)->(1)
_muc...
Didn't go anywhere near the river for a few months
grave cove
Yes?
Imagine Thurastic's picture is buried under three inches of water
Imagine t...
Yeah that's a good point
foggy jungle
foggy jungle
Pog blog
young shoal
not sure if my metrics page should be public ๐ค probably doesn't matter too much
vale raven
_Didn't go anywhere near the river for a few months_
Eventually got bored one day, and walked backwards from (1)->(4)
Saw the river looked much more like Thur's picture
The rocks were dry and exposed
I decided to try again
I walked down and jumped on the first rock, and the dog tried to jump on with me
But both of us trying to jump with the leash make it really awkward, so I dropped her leash, and pushed her, and she ran across to the other side
I crossed behind her, and then grabbed her leash
Ended up being a really cool trip
We did it every few months until I moved
vale raven
on my way to becoming a devops
foggy jungle
I was trying to catch up with the conversation but I have no idea what's going on, I just saw someone saying things are dangerous.
vale raven
@grave cove @grave cove @grave cove @grave cove @grave cove
vale raven
I'm going to grab some popcorn
Start where @grave cove get their popcorn
vale raven
I put the popcorn away after the 2nd message
why?? Popcorn is great!!
vale raven
I just realized I haven't show you one of my favorite doggy pictures ever
So, quite by accident, I found out that if I walked the other direction, in just a couple miles I end up at the Fort Worth Zoo
Which has a train that goes in a circle around the river
grave cove
Sort of
foggy jungle
It's weird hearing you guys talk about places I've been.
young shoal
https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-jordan-belfort-leonardo-di-caprio-one...
idk though. i like doing everything ๐. rust is too fun to go into devops
vale raven
Doggy pictures in the train?
She HATED it
But they let her ride for free
And everyone wanted to say hi and pet the train doggo
Meeting all those nice people really helped me when I was struggling
high haven
on my way to becoming a devops
teach me how to be a devops too
vale raven
It was a really cool day
high haven
aww but she looks so cute in it
young shoal
teach me how to be a devops too
don't look at me lol
foggy jungle
Damn cute doggo
high haven
they wanted me to monitor some new relic dashboard for something at work and i was like ok. still havent heard back
lament cairn
not sure if my metrics page should be public ๐ค probably doesn't matter too much
Worst case is someone monitors your blog
young shoal
they'll know they're the only people scraping it
young shoal
๐
young shoal
oh what
young shoal
i don't know what that means but ๐
high haven
just ping the guy directly
for feature requests
thanks
basically ceo of || || replied back to me
young shoal
who
high haven
this guy
young shoal
oh
foggy jungle
Dang.
high haven
oh no syru saw
jk
anyway its a cool product
actually let me send it to you syru
bc you might actually need it
foggy jungle
I see everything 
high haven
since its a solid DE tool
young shoal
nice nick
foggy jungle
No clue what you're talking about.
carmine apex
๐ฆ๐บ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ณ๐ฟ ๐ฌ๐ง ๐บ๐ธ
foggy jungle
Oh no.
carmine apex
hey look it's you
young shoal
why are au and nz so similar
high haven
why are au and nz so similar
the real question
carmine apex
more like why is the UK flag flag_gb. that's not britain
maybe the emoji name-giver supports irish reunification, idk
foggy jungle
Robin keeps getting upset because he's slow. But it's okay, we will break teach him.
grave cove
severe skill issue
foggy jungle
low chasm
severest skill issue
grave cove
for the record I was getting upset because the malware had so many stars
carmine apex
get any worse, ye might be doggo-tier skill issue and get demoted to devoops
grave cove
that shit really got to me lmao
foggy jungle
There's plenty of tools like that out there that are... more or less just constants now.
I mean look at Metasploit and the payload packages they have.
grave cove
I know they exist but... just seeing it in front of my face is just upsetting tbh
high haven
robin about to get sec+ education before starting college 
foggy jungle
It's highly annoying. But we bonked out 3 malicious packages today and the malware distributor has a pretty good idea that he's not just going to be able to slam malware up for giggles now.
grave cove
my only goal before going to college is my CCNA certification
foggy jungle
We did a good thing Robin. ๐ซ
high haven
my only goal before going to college is my CCNA certification
oh nice!
grave cove
yeah we are pretty based
foggy jungle
I'll never see CCNA and not think nursing assistant
grave cove
lol, we have a running joke with with CNA kids at the college about this
high haven
I'll never see CCNA and not think nursing assistant
my past life was clinical so i will never not see this
but yeah networking is always good
wish i did more of those classes
foggy jungle
my past life was clinical so i will never not see this
I got my Paramedic cert, worked for AMR for about 3 weeks? and quit and joined the military. 
high haven
noice
foggy jungle
(It wasn't worth it. I gave a conventional minor in college to do it.)
foggy jungle
It's a nice fallback if anything.
Though I might prefer homelessness to working for AMR again.
high haven
i dont think ill go back to the clinical world myself
burnt out heavily
but still cool to work with them at work
as stakeholders
speaking of networking, came across this https://hpbn.co/
pretty neat
foggy jungle
Quit linking O'reilly books
I am singlehandedly keeping them in business at this point.
foggy jungle
My internship is in jeopardy by virtue of my family letting me down and rescinding their offer on a place for me to stay near my job.
I now have to find an apartment within 20 days.
young shoal
๐ฌ
foggy jungle
It be your own people man. 
young shoal
why'd they rescind
foggy jungle
Without getting into the down and dirty, my mother is housing her not-so-fantastic ex-husband, and has made the decision that despite us discussing it prior to me applying for the job, she will house him instead.
foggy jungle
Good fuckin' question lol
grave cove
what is up with this channel today
foggy jungle
grave cove
Oh well. Talking about things can help.
foggy jungle
๐คจ
young shoal
get an airbnb ๐
foggy jungle
I'm not here to discuss anything aside from the fact that my internship is in jeopardy lol
young shoal
housing stipend?
foggy jungle
Waiting to hear back on whether or not I'm getting a relocation allowance
foggy jungle
๐คทโโ๏ธ I won't be too torn up if it doesn't work out, more time to work on Cybersec over the summer I guess.
But the net of having a fixed (fairly high) income while I go to school woulda' been neat.
young shoal
just be homeless tf?
young shoal
sure, i can spare you approximately 4 sq ft
man compiling with dinky 1 GB nanode is absolutely terrible
foggy jungle
sure, i can spare you approximately 4 sq ft
I can fit into 4 sq ft. I'm a manlet.
young shoal
man compiling with dinky 1 GB nanode is absolutely terrible
1 core 2.7ghz turbo ๐ฌ
young shoal
I can fit into 4 sq ft. I'm a manlet.
great
or for just 0 dollars more, i can offer you a great underpass
foggy jungle
I'm pretty sure I'd be happy in a closet with a bed, my computer desk, and fast internet.
foggy jungle
plenty of room
young shoal
if you say so lol
young shoal
1 core 2.7ghz turbo ๐ฌ
i think i'm doing it wrong tbh, but i'm not actually sure why the bug that's happening is happening and my hope is that this will fix it
foggy jungle
I have no idea what you're doing.
young shoal
i'm unable
high haven
[+] Building 1218.6s (17/24)
hmmm
dunno
theres def something wrong though
thats longer than some ML models
clear plume
i'm unable
Have you tried plugging it in multiple times
young shoal
theres def something wrong though
nah, just compiling code lol
young shoal
thats longer than some ML models
yeah but it's a 1 core 1 GB ram system
and the compile just got killed ffs
foggy jungle
compilen't
high haven
ohhh
oof
youre a student, they should give you some cloud credits
we got some for all 3 cloud providers
accidentally blew through $50 of gcp
in one go
young shoal
bruh
young shoal
no i just get charged 5 dollars a month for a vps i barely use
high haven
man what the heck
p sure you can get a better deal on digital ocean or whatever its called
young shoal
oh well
theoretically it's just going to be pretty much a file server. compiling code on it is probably not what it's meant for
trying to get nginx working. for some reason my code thinks it's running in release mode when it shouldn't be
carmine apex
if someone has to fix nginx does that make them a mechanic? ๐ค
grave cove
if someone has to fix nginx does that make them a mechanic? ๐ค
ngineer
carmine apex
that's magnificent how did i miss that
grave cove
I am just built that way
foggy jungle
duilt bifferent
grave cove
Bifferent
uneven ingot
Hey guys I just bought a new phone, my first in 2 years, can you recommend me some applications?
Productivity, programming, whatever
It's a xiomi
rough sapphire
has anyone done data science from scratch book by joel grus?
tranquil iron
yar
grave cove
my dad works in the cloud computing division ๐จ
young shoal
programmer parent sounds interesting
high haven
oof
acoustic moss
my dad works in the cloud computing division ๐จ
thats aws-ome
high haven
hope everything turns out alright
also
i forgot amazon owned twitch
why did they buy it again
young shoal
money
young shoal
laptop update: mostly works, constantly flashes horizontal bars. still usable
young shoal
lament cairn
funky
tranquil iron
cole medina?
grave cove
programmer parent sounds interesting
I don't think he does programming
young shoal
damn, what a loser. disown him
grave cove
high haven
bruh
young shoal
it's not even that bad
high haven
how many times did it flicker while you were typing that
young shoal
i can't count that quickly. i'll say it's like 15 Hz
rough sapphire
programmer parent sounds interesting
programmer parents are not real. programmers don't get out of their basement. if your parents are programmers, then you're not real.
you cannot have programmer parrents man
i am thinkpad enjoyer btw
tranquil iron
there are people entering the programming profession now who had grandparents who were programmers
grave cove
based grandpa
Back in ma day we had vacuum tubes and punch cards!! None of this fancy smancy transistors and "visual studio code"
high haven
literal punchcards
then our grandchildren will just speak to a computer
in order to program
dapper dew
Computers used to be people
harsh tundra
programmer parents are not real. programmers don't get out of their basement. if...
Me, a programmer who's moving upstairs for xyr "office": ๐
high haven
meeting time in a few
i honestly need to take some PTO
hmm maybe next monday
the question is can i make it down to austin and back too
young shoal
get a helicopter
grave cove
This is how you solve all your problems
jaunty wraith
psvm: get to the choppa
foggy jungle
I'm 28, nothing in my life has prepared me for an 11 year old just laid out on the pavement after he fell off his bike.
He's not critically injured, so I'm not going to call 911. But kid is bawling his eyes out, so I've gotta... do something.
high haven
mother probably not there.
foggy jungle
His sister came around as I was getting him up and... reacquainted to the world.
foggy jungle
Pretty sure he was just kinda' milkin' it.
young shoal
lmao
young shoal
you know, if you don't pay attention they stop being hurt
young shoal
also i'm going to have a hell of a time explaining why i'm interested at working at this company, lol
high haven
research the company
young shoal
no shit. they make metal tubes
high haven
foggy jungle
"GET UP" his sister exclaims.
"AM I AWAKE?" he shouts back.
Me having just crawled out of bed after hearing a kid screaming for his mother, in sweatpants and a hoodie, watching this all unfold.
young shoal
round tubes, shaped tubes, and milled tubes
foggy jungle
Oh boy I have like 3 NDA's to sign
young shoal
for...the kid?
young shoal
show us ๐
foggy jungle
young shoal
leak the secrets ๐
foggy jungle
No?
high haven
"GET UP" his sister exclaims.
"AM I AWAKE?" he shouts back.
Me having just craw...
oh youre seeing this outside? lol
foggy jungle
oh youre seeing this outside? lol
Nah I walked out to make sure the kid was alright.
young shoal
This role would be responsible for helping reduce dependence on paper and better leverage our current operating system through digitization and the development of technology solutions.
high haven
Doing my job paperwork
oh hey youre going through with it.
young shoal
eh that is gonna be boring for sure
i expect the interviews to not have too much competition. gotta nail behavioral part for sure
high haven
just say something about how youre interested in that last part
foggy jungle
oh 1 year noncompete
high haven
modernizing/digitizing their work
foggy jungle
young shoal
they do not even have a linkedin page ๐
foggy jungle
Nah not an issue, just can't yoink clients
young shoal
rmah would know probably
high haven
at least thats how it was when i did tutoring
foggy jungle
I assume that for a bank it's not only standard, but mandatory.
foggy jungle
I have to do a background check and get my fingerprints taken zzz
foggy jungle
I do
young shoal
that shouldn't be a problem, right
foggy jungle
I do not do drugs gamers.
young shoal
it's fine if they're prescribed right. surely
foggy jungle
I do maintain that my clearance should exempt me from the hoops for the fingerprinting/background check
young shoal
๐ฌ
foggy jungle
Yes
foggy jungle
I can put North Korea as an address...
young shoal
they have a link on their about us that just links to the about us
high haven
I can put North Korea as an address...
"I'm sorry but we have decided to move on with another candidate."
Jk
foggy jungle
I DONT REMEMBER MY STREET ADDRESS AT THIS LOCATION FUCK
young shoal
lol
high haven
they have a link on their about us that just links to the about us
hey only one step below how google "released their palm API"
you hear about that one
young shoal
no
high haven
the article mentioning the release linked to a blog
and the blog linked back to the original article
nowhere can you sign up or be put on a waitlist or anything
it was around the time gpt-4 was released so they were scrambling
foggy jungle
Fucksake 15 addresses in 10 years
young shoal
military moment
young shoal
i think the passport is to prove you're a citizen
foggy jungle
Nay
high haven
i think the passport is to prove you're a citizen
but why cant you just use a SSN then
foggy jungle
It's because I resided outside the United States several times
young shoal
huh
foggy jungle
I lived in Italy for 3 years and South Korea for a year
Where in the fuck can I get fingerprinted around here?
young shoal
post office? idfk
foggy jungle
Don't know
young shoal
airport probably
foggy jungle
Oof I can pick male or female gender, that's not very socially concious.
foggy jungle
That's... fair.
high haven
Where in the fuck can I get fingerprinted around here? <:pithink:652247559909277...
actually thats a good question. where do you go for this
rugged owl
I always fill nonsense for places that want info that shouldn't ask for it in the first place.
foggy jungle
State workforce centers I believe is the answer
high haven
what the
rugged owl
Good luck cleaning the data now 
foggy jungle
OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME
high haven
i dont think ive ever been to one of those
foggy jungle
rugged owl
lmao
high haven
why you live in the middle of nowhere
foggy jungle
I DONT
high haven
jk
high haven
maybe you can just ask them there
rugged owl
UPS does fingerprinting?
rugged owl
foggy jungle
Oh neat I selected out of range and it just went 'okay job done'
rugged owl
Have them fly you out to the nearest location 
high haven
