#LRPG (Lobster RPG) Megathread
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To start with, here is princess Diesarounde Chaptrefoure. Beloved fan favourite, players always deck her out in the finest gear which is unlocked near the end of chapter 3. Damn, now she's a strong character that we've invested a lot of money and points and good equipment in
Lord Diarrhea Sadman (title in progress). Probably going to rename him to something like Lord Durchfall. This guy has got the cramps from all this evil happening
Here is Ranken Fyle. Just your everyday administrative worker, not in any leadership positions at all
i thought i'd done more of these already
Now you have to make one named "Marque Tebell Mazcotte" and he's a cute and silly little cartoony animal guy
see, now that is useful input
Here is Endova Nera, the friendly town crier who seems to have an aptitude for magic!
At lvl 3 even learning Hellfire, a spell thought long lost! Lucky!
They take a special interest in Princess Diesa and are never far from her side. Could romance be in the air??
@mighty helm It's Marque Tebell M'ascotte! The funny bunny that's stuck in a goblet!
Getting into all kind of hijinx that is only loosely related to the main plot. Catchphrase: Me! Me!
She says it's from 'Marquis'
I am delightfully honored to have been of good use 
Does the bnuuy prefer to make the entire goblet hop to travel or does it just flop to the side and roll
It makes the heroes carry them. But for small table-related mini quests it's mostly hops
You get bonus points for the name.
Also, imagine a Lobster Otome Game Megathread.
Hold on, gotta google something
Ah yes, that's a matter of time
We got partway there with the orc dating game back in the daye
Ranken Fyle is my favorite of these so far 😆
They're all very good
I’d buy three
Howbough Tahint is the friendly sort who always seems to know where you should go next
I like it! And in another village is an old pen pal of yours, Goheer Nowe
Always ready with advice
Maybe i want to have like just one (1) smidge of subtlety in the names
Like not have them all be big obvious sentences. So your childhood friend could be called Nida Leed
And her brother, the silent male protagonist, could be Staelbred Leed
The Goblet Bunny will be just Mesqot
That said, i appreciate the thinking along, so keep it coming! Just might 'simplify' the names a little bit afterwards. So don't be shy to suggest Art Midbos
Barn Outlaw, an ex gamedev that can't stand computers and spends their time robbing farmers.
They steal pigs but don't have the courage to eat them, so it's followed but these pink minions everywhere.
Robin Hogs
Yeah
Can you explain the "Endova Nera" pun? I tried to think about it but I can't get it.
End of an Era
It also took me a few minutes
Especially since it was right after Nera was saying something
so it was right at the endova nera statement
but see? That name is kinda subtle and still has a kind of villain vibe!
Yorey Val, who seems to be on the same quest as you and keeps asking for friendly duels
The same idea as ^ but I would like to suggest the name Fran Leroy-Vol
Its short for Francis, and only his parents call him Fran anymore
you do it anyway because you find it funny to get on his nerves
he is the son of Norm Al'Naim Leroy and Mae B. E. Vol
Or, his dad Sal Leroy gives you both your starting cash
Fuck, that's much better
Oh! I understand the mom's name now. lolol
I couldnt think of another Leroy pun
JEEEENKIIIIINS
I enjoy the meta-humor of a Leroy Jenkins joke taking over a week to complete
Mance Plainer: a self-professed Scholar who frequently 'advises' the ladies in the party with blatant misinformation
He is later revealed to be a Plainmancer, a dangerous enemy that casts 'Silence' on the lady magic users, rendering them unable to use their vastly superior magic skills against him
(Via the power of extreme plainness)
megathread with three posts
Aino Agai: A very well-connected merchant. Looking to hire a mercenary? Someone to clean up a messy scene? Need something stolen? Aino knows a guy
Sum Gai: How did he get in here anyway?
Aga Nist: you’ve always just called her Auntie, until she reveals that she was behind the evil plot all along
have we mentioned the inscrutable Miss Terry yet? No one knows what her deal is