#LRPG (Lobster RPG) Megathread

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worn cave
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it'll be a while before i have time, actual time again. So i figured i might just make a little thread where i put all the silly characters i came up with for my RPG.

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To start with, here is princess Diesarounde Chaptrefoure. Beloved fan favourite, players always deck her out in the finest gear which is unlocked near the end of chapter 3. Damn, now she's a strong character that we've invested a lot of money and points and good equipment in

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Lord Diarrhea Sadman (title in progress). Probably going to rename him to something like Lord Durchfall. This guy has got the cramps from all this evil happening

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Here is Ranken Fyle. Just your everyday administrative worker, not in any leadership positions at all

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i thought i'd done more of these already

mighty helm
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Now you have to make one named "Marque Tebell Mazcotte" and he's a cute and silly little cartoony animal guy

worn cave
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see, now that is useful input

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Here is Endova Nera, the friendly town crier who seems to have an aptitude for magic!

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At lvl 3 even learning Hellfire, a spell thought long lost! Lucky!

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They take a special interest in Princess Diesa and are never far from her side. Could romance be in the air??

worn cave
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@mighty helm It's Marque Tebell M'ascotte! The funny bunny that's stuck in a goblet!

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Getting into all kind of hijinx that is only loosely related to the main plot. Catchphrase: Me! Me!

worn cave
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She says it's from 'Marquis'

mighty helm
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Does the bnuuy prefer to make the entire goblet hop to travel or does it just flop to the side and roll

worn cave
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It makes the heroes carry them. But for small table-related mini quests it's mostly hops

vivid glade
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Also, imagine a Lobster Otome Game Megathread.

worn cave
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Hold on, gotta google something

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Ah yes, that's a matter of time

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We got partway there with the orc dating game back in the daye

rocky jetty
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Ranken Fyle is my favorite of these so far 😆
They're all very good

golden estuary
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Howbough Tahint is the friendly sort who always seems to know where you should go next

worn cave
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I like it! And in another village is an old pen pal of yours, Goheer Nowe

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Always ready with advice

worn cave
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Maybe i want to have like just one (1) smidge of subtlety in the names

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Like not have them all be big obvious sentences. So your childhood friend could be called Nida Leed

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And her brother, the silent male protagonist, could be Staelbred Leed

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The Goblet Bunny will be just Mesqot

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That said, i appreciate the thinking along, so keep it coming! Just might 'simplify' the names a little bit afterwards. So don't be shy to suggest Art Midbos

vivid glade
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Barn Outlaw, an ex gamedev that can't stand computers and spends their time robbing farmers.

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They steal pigs but don't have the courage to eat them, so it's followed but these pink minions everywhere.

worn cave
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Robin Hogs

vivid glade
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Yeah

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Can you explain the "Endova Nera" pun? I tried to think about it but I can't get it.

worn cave
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End of an Era

vivid glade
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Ok in retrospect it was obvious. I'm dumb.

unique rapids
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It also took me a few minutes

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Especially since it was right after Nera was saying something

worn cave
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so it was right at the endova nera statement

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but see? That name is kinda subtle and still has a kind of villain vibe!

golden estuary
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Yorey Val, who seems to be on the same quest as you and keeps asking for friendly duels

mighty helm
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The same idea as ^ but I would like to suggest the name Fran Leroy-Vol

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Its short for Francis, and only his parents call him Fran anymore

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you do it anyway because you find it funny to get on his nerves

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he is the son of Norm Al'Naim Leroy and Mae B. E. Vol

golden estuary
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Or, his dad Sal Leroy gives you both your starting cash

mighty helm
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Fuck, that's much better

golden estuary
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Oh! I understand the mom's name now. lolol

mighty helm
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I couldnt think of another Leroy pun

tawdry onyx
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JEEEENKIIIIINS

golden estuary
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I enjoy the meta-humor of a Leroy Jenkins joke taking over a week to complete

worn cave
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Mance Plainer: a self-professed Scholar who frequently 'advises' the ladies in the party with blatant misinformation

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He is later revealed to be a Plainmancer, a dangerous enemy that casts 'Silence' on the lady magic users, rendering them unable to use their vastly superior magic skills against him

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(Via the power of extreme plainness)

worn cave
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megathread with three posts

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Aino Agai: A very well-connected merchant. Looking to hire a mercenary? Someone to clean up a messy scene? Need something stolen? Aino knows a guy

rocky jetty
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Sum Gai: How did he get in here anyway?

golden estuary
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Aga Nist: you’ve always just called her Auntie, until she reveals that she was behind the evil plot all along

worn cave
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omg

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Full name Agatha but everyone calls her Aga

rocky jetty
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have we mentioned the inscrutable Miss Terry yet? No one knows what her deal is