memes-and-media

[golden nimbus]

lmao

[coral grail]

madlad

[haughty vector]

rich man among us

ah I feel so dead after that message

[formal garnet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[stone cave]

atmods wake up

[lost panther]

I need

[golden nimbus]

lmao

[tulip field]

imagine if i make a discord bot with lolcode

BTW is a comment i think, just assuming, let me read docs

how do you send a req to a web with lolcode .-. sad

[outer bobcat]

Türkish mizaj

[nimble cove]

top.gg mods be like

[icy terrace]

bug gets reported
known issue

[uncut zinc]

British people be like

[gritty spruce]

pog

[lethal warren]

https://youtu.be/L-x8DYTOv7w?t=706

[carmine thicket]

he died (jk)

[lethal warren]

Just reminded me of that disappearing tom gif

[carmine thicket]

i love this video

[slender zealot]

https://youtu.be/aMgCBYgVwsI

[carmine thicket]

crash

@lethal warren

[jade silo]

-b 571655627575656448 posting crash video

[hardy coral]

Banned alien_adan#5908 (@peak flax)

[lethal warren]

crin

[jade silo]

indeed

[carmine thicket]

wait 2008.. when did time pass so quickly

[native quail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/767762721285996578/840004194277654548/krdsturkiyeburanebeklion-20210507-0001.jpg

[green dune]

?

[stone cave]

pov: you censored woo's name when their pfp says 'woo'

[steep oak]

Pretty sure 85% of discord users are older xd

[icy terrace]

Ngl makes me wanna punch

[summer lagoon]

FUCK

[stone cave]

wtf is ze/zim

[gloomy vortex]

those are neo pronouns, people use those when they aren’t comfortable using he/him, she/her, etc.

[stone cave]

doesnt they/them exist

[gloomy vortex]

yeah

[silk void]

linus 😔

[foggy cypress]

Have you ever run into a time where Google couldn't make up it's mind?

[oblique trout]

Google gonna have something wrong with it everyday

imagine all of google services was down for 5 seconds.

[loud compass]

everyone would assume the world has ended

[icy terrace]

Pagchomp
https://youtu.be/xaazUgEKuVA

Well
This has failed greatly

[icy terrace]

Why does chat just die when I post that

[mystic hearth]

[mystic hearth]

fr a jam (i listen to the whole song sometimes because its fr good)

[turbid crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/doxxed-big-chungus-poop-gif-20864385

[icy terrace]

me and the bois getting python ads in samsung game launcher

jumps off window

[carmine thicket]

😔

[gilded knot]

Hello

[midnight shard]

https://tenor.com/view/twomad-gif-18410832

[summer lagoon]

This- Is step one!
SECURE THE KEYS! 🗝️

[stone cave]

sotp

[toxic cape]

There is a B behind the wiimote

[astral tartan]

it is infact, a folder with the name of the 😎 emoji becaause why not

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/713675042143076356/833621982641127444/caption.gif

[fluid jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/trollge-gif-20759665

[fluid jolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471091380043644939/738090626280587364/video0.mp4

[fringe citrus]

@torn trellis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXGTo8K9nR0 if you havent seen it

[torn trellis]

Let's see 👀

[native quail]

https://i.imgur.com/KU8aLuF.png

[stone cave]

why

[lost panther]

POG

[dapper oasis]

POG http://img.terano.dev/p7mn7ZKw

cc @rigid hinge

[native quail]

congrats bro

[dapper oasis]

ty

[late hull]

You know the intro sounds like Attack of the Dead man

[fringe citrus]

nah
its closer to Bismark then Attack of the Dead man

[late hull]

felt like the last though

[unique tide]

craig;join

[solid latch]

Is this legit?

[summer lagoon]

Yeah lmao

[icy terrace]

Aoi.js

[lost panther]

The dream is completed

[olive dawn]

Okay so I finally picked this up, time to see what all the hype is about

[golden nimbus]

beautiful

[gritty spruce]

pog man let us know how it goes

[jagged pewter]

wtf

[gritty spruce]

<@&304313580025544704>

[icy forge]

lel

[icy terrace]

thanks for the ghost ping

[lethal warren]

Our Server currently seems to be getting raided, sorry for any Inconveniences

Thank you for your patience

[toxic cape]

https://youtu.be/nFstpT_YTro

[hasty creek]

Pog @rugged stratus got the battlepass today :D
First set of skins!

[candid topaz]

Cuz yes

[stone cave]

i dont like you

[candid topaz]

You have to

[stone cave]

blocked

[stiff holly]

[candid topaz]

Nooooo

@stone cave why block tho

[autumn citrus]

carpeted kitchen

[fringe citrus]

Pain

[dapper oasis]

an european

[shell bough]

Yes

[stone cave]

where is the funny @icy terrace

[silk void]

bestbuy.. just give me that asus rtx 3070

[lethal warren]

a sus

[silk void]

https://tenor.com/view/coa-gif-21272575

[icy terrace]

sus

[stone cave]

SUSSY

[olive dawn]

is this the punch animation from doom

[stone cave]

POV: you opened 3 google tabs

[late glen]

POV: you opened minecraft shader with no graphics card

[olive dawn]

POV: you are playing cp2077

[wide apex]

POV: you ate a banana

[icy terrace]

POV: youre reading a POV comment

[silk void]

POV : u open blender for 3 seconds

[lethal warren]

undeniable proof that google is a weeb

[foggy cypress]

Must be a very detailed image

Or, if you are just enlarging it, consider using SVG

[foggy cypress]

Noice

[rich karma]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIUqm8k1VOY thought some of the ppl here may enjoy this lol

[silk void]

wtf

[icy terrace]

[glass falcon]

this might be considered nsfw

[haughty vector]

Lol true

[last totem]

@uncut parcel lets not post that

[uncut parcel]

Sorry

[icy terrace]

@cloud wharf

@cloud wharf

@last totem how can i get bot dev role im also a bot dev

[icy terrace]

your bot needs to be approved

[last totem]

once your bot gets approved youll get the role

[icy terrace]

oh ok

[native quail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813217902509031474/840363992400003092/77109f8.png

[lethal warren]

Holy fuck that's evil

[prime summit]

#BONFIRE #BONFIRETOKEN #CRYPTO

[carmine thicket]

What

[vital willow]

positive test for bovid

[icy terrace]

i bosit test for povid

[dapper oasis]

it wouldn't work in js tho since most people would just delete the semicolons

[golden nimbus]

lmao ikr

[golden nimbus]

very evil indeed my good chap

[stone cave]

thx for idea doing it rn

[foggy cypress]

While I doubt it will work, I'm going to see if I can get the Tint2 taskbar running on a Windows ™️ computer

Oh wow, that looks ugly

It disappears if I click on the normal taskbar
And it doesn't even show running applications

I opened the Tint2 manager and now I can't close it 😭

It's doing something now

[foggy cypress]

Looks like I'll have to force quit xD

Nm, it started working

I now have a taskbar in my taskbar xD

[icy terrace]

@stone cave i did something to your video https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832441439073468449/840426470920028190/pswpizxapoqadbo.mp4

[livid needle]

When I say I ma Russian the first thing people ask

[stone cave]

10/10

[icy terrace]

lol

[civic magnet]

https://youtu.be/U_8vGlTCL_0 generic deltarune intro

[icy terrace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/809610332389113856/840015203344973874/1620222147804.mp4

[hasty creek]

Valorant is even harder.... it will kill this guy's brain

[fringe citrus]

@grim basalt the Polish man has to top this then.

[grim basalt]

xdddd

[hollow pier]

Ecks dee

[earnest atlas]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/751894695910834357/840467061239316500/58qrdo.png

[late hull]

Make one

[earnest atlas]

Im no coder - wouldnt know where to start

but its funny right 😉 (also that bot would be really popular for welcome rooms... people would totally use it... and imagine if it was progressive embeds that edited after a click....)

[lime jewel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/764438949551669279/840521392705241098/video0-259.mp4

[wild dew]

most Journalist: "It's wrong to discriminate and be prejudice" "Also gamers are all sub-human trash"

sorry i had to put it somewhere

[haughty vector]

Turkey will go into EU faster than Serbia tho :/

[hasty creek]

;-|

[abstract summit]

just submitted my bot, feeling good!

day 3: just read that it usually takes up to 2 weeks, damn that sucks

day 11: almost been 2 weeks, hopefully it gets verified soon

day 19: still not verified

day 31: you gotta be kidding, this has to be a joke

day 87: ~3 months later, not a word. i reached out for support multiple times to no reply

day 174: i forgot about this. how have i not got a response? this HAS to be some sort of joke. it isnt funny. i'm not laughing. no one else is laughing. the only person laughing is 1 sicko on the mod team. i cant. i literally just cant. i felt confident enough to submit a bot i worked tirelessly on to top.gg and i havent got ANYTHING. no support when ive reached out, nothing. i give up.

day 730: today marks the 2 year anniversary of my bot submission. i'm about to graduate from high school and start college, the biggest milestone in my life. yet no one on the mod team have given enough care to send a message. not one. over 2 years now. unbelievable.

day 2,191: i recently graduated from college and i have received an interview for a senior development position. i am dating the most beautiful woman, and have an extensive resume. never has so much changed, but no update with my bot.

day 5,113: im about to turn 30, with this milestone in my life i have begun reflecting. so, so much has changed. i am now married to my beautiful wife but my bot hasnt been reviewed

day 5,953: i just got struck by a hacked autonomous vehicle. the damage that has occured to my body has resulted me being placed on life support, and i will be dead a week from now due to the irreversible damage. my final request is for my bot to be reviewed. please, please. its all i want.

day 5,959: it got denied. my final day and its denied. 'not online' despite being online for the past 16 years. but alas i cant change that now. my fate is sealed. thank you to everyone in my life. except the top.gg mod team. the darkest end awaits you.

[icy terrace]

Damn, that's a sad story, 10/10, cried at the end

[lethal warren]

So inspiring

[stiff holly]

It started with "feeling good" and ended with "the darkest end awaits you"

[silver hollow]

What a twist

[fathom acorn]

😳

[dense light]

my eyes cry

[haughty vector]

Wtf even. 1st of all: light mode(ew). Second of all wtf is that text

[icy terrace]

Bro is that the sun

[stiff holly]

Even black holes can't trap that amount of light

[uneven mason]

Go mem

[icy terrace]

👌

[hollow pier]

I thought it was going to be illuminati

[turbid radish]

i'm above average

[stiff holly]

There's no above average. You are just abnormal.

[uneven mason]

Me and the boys

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/PAnKl7862qc" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

The Wednesday Final

[olive dawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/644032623697461268/840511571721191424/hostage_situation.mp4

[fathom acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/funnee-monkee-bbj-gif-19570459

[icy terrace]

👍

[summer lagoon]

What about the X for pop up ads

[dapper oasis]

thats the joke

[shell bough]

A good joke

[dense light]

wait...

I thought it was real, but it's a toy

[rugged stratus]

why is this a thing

[random meteor]

anyone still use ebay?

[livid needle]

that guys face lmao
https://tenor.com/view/cum-creampie-ice-cream-creamy-hand-gif-20509448

[dense light]

how was it?

[foggy cypress]

Hey, does anybody know this bot's twitter?

[stiff holly]

Go to bot's support server > find its developer > there might be his Twitter connected. Mayb, idk

[foggy cypress]

Ok, thanks xD
I got now idea where the server got thw bot, hopefully it's listed on topgg xD

@stiff holly Oh hey, did I show you my new lamp?

[silk cedar]

@rigid hinge

[stiff holly]

[foggy cypress]

Well, do you like it?

[stiff holly]

looks cute... but not my type.... of lamp

[foggy cypress]

Ok

[gritty spruce]

berry looks dead in that one

[livid needle]

aah.... please delete this and tell me if I am not alloud to send this

[hollow pier]

[lethal warren]

Das fine

[stiff holly]

Are we allowed to say that h word?

[jade silo]

Context is key

but I'd advise against using it at all

[stiff holly]

Oh ok. Ty

[stiff holly]

[icy terrace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/578626267222638602/840674182446317588/wSwWhpK.png

[icy terrace]

@formal sundial crash video

[hasty creek]

@gilded owl
Client thrasherrrrrrrrrr

[somber flint]

[icy terrace]

odin coming in clutch

[stiff holly]

That video was the crash one?

[somber flint]

[stiff holly]

oops. How did my 2gb ram device didn't melt I have been blessed by the God

[dapper oasis]

does ++ work on strings?

[dapper oasis]

since when can a single airpod fit in those small pockets?

oh I see

[lethal warren]

@swift rover don't post that, thanks

[void zinc]

hmm

[stiff holly]

[late anvil]

8yr old be like "if you don't but my bot on top gg I'll hack ur account and delete ur server" them using Inspect element to hack u.

[turbid crescent]

kek

[icy terrace]

e

[sonic halo]

@lost quest can we be friends please

[mental palm]

there's this app that lets you make a famous person say what you what if you pay the prise

or website

[summer lagoon]

Fiverr? 🛌

[cursive prism]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/819588442199031808/839902970840612942/video0.mp4

[formal garnet]

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[icy terrace]

This is why you never run a file I send you if I has a .exe after it. Jk, you can trust me but that’s funny

[native quail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812913899241209856/833098188822413392/unknown.png

[uneven mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385837258768515083/841051795852754964/video0-13-1.mp4

Me

[empty geyser]

pov: you havent touched grass in years

[gritty spruce]

can we not with the repost shit

[haughty vector]

True

[lethal warren]

"It will drive you to a cliff"

Glad we're this far into future

[dense light]

look at their reaction...

[rustic seal]

; - ;

[native quail]

[stone cave]

damnit

[dense light]

android users:

[lethal warren]

dumb me was actually thinking

[native quail]

press power button

[lethal warren]

10 seconds

[lethal warren]

hold longer then

20

[dense light]

lol i'm so dumb

[lethal warren]

you actually did it?

[dense light]

NO :(

[native quail]

click desligar

[dense light]

i'm clicando

[native quail]

is this spanish

[dense light]

jokes

and i'm brazilian

[stone cave]

posted a general in meme

[icy terrace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/680928395399266314/841131361695170571/video0.mp4

[solar sentinel]

funny

[icy terrace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/680928395399266314/841136887300751370/video0.mp4

[icy terrace]

🗿 bruh

[native quail]

@jade silo

[golden nimbus]

This is a master piece

[icy terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-kitten-morning-stretches-cute-adorable-gif-4448800

[sour panther]

[icy terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-pissbabyhaha-gif-20154394

[charred lava]

Roblox prices be like

[velvet falcon]

when you try eslint for the first time

[fringe citrus]

try errorlense too

[icy terrace]

Actual price: 1000
After discount price: 1000
Before discount price: 5000

Best way to get muny by games

[gritty spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-respect-police-officer-fbi-gif-16743605

[wild dew]

rip

[shell bough]

F

[olive dawn]

my right ear enjoyed this so averagely

[swift rover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528925999602204681/832943010740043826/Good_morning.mp4

[swift rover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/764447332288561152/840216160095305778/video0-2.mp4

[fringe citrus]

@torn trellis sry for the ping, where the new Sabaton song, but it contains Nazi symbols so i wont risk to keep it here

[twilit linden]

love the pfp

[torn trellis]

Aye, no worries. Thanks for the heads up

[fair wedge]

@cyan hound @gritty spruce

[swift rover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/820773333095546882/841311776427212820/SPOILER_1617126426909.mp4

[icy terrace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/800171937300217868/840126616775950376/Gaming.webm

[cyan hound]

[golden nimbus]

no it doesnt nevermind

[shell finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/420639883539906570/840444349661577216/unknown.png UNO

[swift rover]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10

[late glen]

https://tenor.com/view/runrunrun-omegle-spidrmonky1-gif-19841660

[jade silo]

@dusky abyss no ads please

[swift rover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528925999602204681/841236701463969822/657077c.jpg

[fair wedge]

nobodys ever gonna see colonel sanders the same

[golden nimbus]

i already saw this...

[pliant silo]

How'd they know

[hollow pier]

i am batman

[south fulcrum]

IT'S JUST LIKE I AM GROOT!
OMG

[haughty vector]

Mobile lessgo

[exotic breach]

android better

[golden nimbus]

.... neither am i, one of them i lying lmao

[rustic portal]

Guys!!! I fixed the logo

[formal garnet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[tardy jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/223867697312694272/387018094008336385/read.png

[carmine thicket]

the fact that this is a fire emblem character makes it so much better

[vital willow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/708715309107904526/836582874425327666/True_Colors.mp4

[icy terrace]

seriously what is with these colors

[lethal warren]

ikr

cring

[icy terrace]

also the reactions too

[twilit linden]

Why are they colored?

[icy terrace]

discord moment

[hollow pier]

Me trying to read #development

[icy terrace]

also

[turbid radish]

is this mobile or some third party client, cuz desktop looks normal for me :p

[icy terrace]

ctrl r

[livid needle]

uhhh... how outdate am I? When was there onather gendeR?

[icy terrace]

its for when you identify as an attack helicopter

[livid needle]

o right how could I forget.

[dapper oasis]

google has had other as a gender for as long as I can remember, upwards of like 8 years at least

[icy terrace]

Did hypixel ban this kind of godbridging?
https://imgur.com/d1msxI4

Do you know what drag clicking is? @dapper oasis

[dapper oasis]

that looks like an autoclicker tbh

[icy terrace]

It is pretty common to drag click on servers :/ @dapper oasis. But believe what you want, idc xD

[formal garnet]

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[summer lagoon]

Me watching the person get genuinely triggered over a joke in #memes-and-media
https://c.tenor.com/8oRT-m6zs7EAAAAM/joker-laughing.gif

[formal garnet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[stone cave]

https://tenor.com/view/fedex-lightskins-how-lightskins-deliver-mail-lightskin-moment-gif-19848499

[formal garnet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[formal garnet]

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[rotund dew]

I don't think their intent was to be transphobic, but it can be used in a transphobic manner.

[formal garnet]

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[formal garnet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[rotund dew]

I know the meaning behind it.

[flat matrix]

non clicked reactions

[rotund dew]

But I also know and have seen many people use it without the intent of being transphobic, even it can hurt someone (then again, a lot of things can hurt someone today). Good or bad, this "joke" has escalated farther than it should have imo

[flat matrix]

there are intersex people (XX males, XY females, XXY, XXX, etc), but also non binary or gender non conforming people

[livid needle]

alright.

[stone cave]

https://tenor.com/view/hexbugs-gif-20170161

[unique needle]

light mode:

[livid needle]

lol

[icy terrace]

http://filesharing.glitch.me/u/8dm8dd99.html

[stone cave]

i've seen that so many times i dont fall for it anymore

[dapper oasis]

is drag clicking not just hardware exploitation?

[icy terrace]

It is not -_-
Many players do that and youtubers

[stone cave]

loud

[icy terrace]

jesus christ

[icy terrace]

lol

[icy terrace]

sealed is on a whole another level

[lethal warren]

tfw saying loud, then not loud

[icy terrace]

trust yoshi

[fluid jolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813646947525066802/841471386563903518/namelesshumor_1620692765581137.mp4

[native quail]

Therapist: Anime Luca isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Anime Luca:

[lethal warren]

[icy terrace]

petition to make that the actual luca logo

[stiff holly]

^

[obtuse shoal]

@formal garnet

@native quail gimme Anime luca pfp

[formal garnet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[stiff holly]

[edgy haven]

you know a harpie in anime? Well this is that but irl

[fair wedge]

#general for conversation

[edgy haven]

@torn trellis

[torn trellis]

It looks very good on you holy fuck

[edgy haven]

[ionic kernel]

dayum

You look good lool @edgy haven

[lapis spade]

that actually doesn't look bad at all.

[edgy haven]

oi

[hardy basalt]

keep it server appropriate

[icy terrace]

I know-

I am dumb-

[leaden pebble]

discord logos

[stiff holly]

oh no. it makes sense

[twilit linden]

Reminds me of a nekopara cat maid uniform

Is that what it's based off of or something different?

[iron timber]

[icy terrace]

bruh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4X_qn5wwnM

[fringe citrus]

this is known for a while tho, this is also how they intercepted snowden

[icy terrace]

still

[unique needle]

https://discord.com/assets/ea26d00142ab4db04432b2d8c5a32972.mp4

[tender nimbus]

@grim basalt this do be me in development talking about people with json dbs

[gritty spruce]

lmfao

[leaden pebble]

who uses json dbs

[fringe citrus]

60% of #development

[tender nimbus]

exactly, but thats me when people tell me they're using it in #development

[leaden pebble]

even sqlite is better then json dbs

[fringe citrus]

this sounds like sqlite is a bad thing lol

[icy terrace]

Challenge : get AK12 and 204

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/187017643448991745/834673378161066034/image0-50.gif

[modern knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/668391251950960683/841605957263294464/5df081e39e578da9feecb3e57f799203.mp4

[formal garnet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[solar sentinel]

Isn't that bad

[dapper oasis]

[summer lagoon]

This poor mortal of a pizza took an L 😎

[hollow zealot]

!meme

[cursive prism]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/822838360816746536/841671630630682664/Screenshot_20210427-2338512.png

[golden nimbus]

beautiful

[silver spindle]

[icy terrace]

ah so everyone is gay, that's interesting

[solid hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/830480445719183430/841702231253844009/unknown.png

[solid hamlet]

haha

[solar sentinel]

Got it

[olive dawn]

https://youtu.be/O3349-GRjhQ

[icy terrace]

First try.... shiz

[olive dawn]

AK-19

[icy terrace]

AFK-9000

Nice
||U got nothing||

[stiff holly]

lel

[gritty spruce]

sad

[golden nimbus]

lmao

[lime jewel]

Why life sucks

You're born, you’ll have fun with your mom for a year home 24/7. Until you go to the kindergarten... why mom
After finally leaving kindergarten, you’ll have to go to school... first you’re proud and happy... until you realize that you have to go school FOR 13 FUCKING YEARS... learning unnecessary stuff we don’t need. Like mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell bla bla bla, you’ll go there almost every day. Parents pressure you 24/7, saying grades are the most important thing in the world... after leaving school, you can go to college... for 3 years... learning the stuff you need for your job... why not do that instead of 13 years of school? Once you graduate from college, and after wasting 13 years of your life, you’ll finally work to get money. You’ll work for 40 YEARS! 40 YEARS!!!! Atleast you earn money. After those years... are over... you’ll live at home or you’ll live in a rest home... for the rest of your life...

Is this life? Or this is mental abuse

[south fulcrum]

TL;DR: "Live Sucks, Then You Die."

[regal valve]

can i send like, rockets explosions?

they dont hit anyone,

[icy terrace]

https://youtu.be/KwIoip9TPuc

[icy terrace]

Me having no Friends :

[golden nimbus]

you forgot 5 coke cans for the boy stomach

k.

[golden nimbus]

im not going to that store

[formal garnet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[golden nimbus]

wow

[nimble quest]

Ooh nice

[modern knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/268923605641986050/841768697080840212/monke_compilation.mp4

[flat matrix]

i think i did it wrong
https://jiu.is-inside.me/6GUW7Ahe.gif

[lost panther]

yes pp19 best name for a gun

[gritty spruce]

yes

[static condor]

https://tenor.com/view/valgo-gif-21476681

[edgy haven]

pff should've done it before the testing channel and Bothell went poof

started watching terraformars and.. you've seen catgirls right? How about cockroach girl

zero effort moment

[autumn citrus]

bruh

[solar sentinel]

why

[edgy haven]

why not

[dapper oasis]

@young vessel you should redo this with all channels

[stone cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/826609798023348235/841657505390395442/video0.mov

[static condor]

[hardy apex]

It looks like Galil

[swift rover]

https://f.uint.dev/howtotroll.mp4

[icy terrace]

That's a UMP

[tender nimbus]

75k only from me

[fair wedge]

mental health is not a game, get help. there is always someone out there for you.

[icy terrace]

I am at 0, 0, 0 coordinates lol

[icy terrace]

unable to locate the funny

[icy terrace]

Lol i teleported there

[icy terrace]

Turkey is famous for ice creams nowadays lol

[icy terrace]

Easier challenge

[final gazelle]

siema siema

to polish serwer?

[late hull]

You know, we already have a cock-roach waifu
"Huijin Park" from "Jungle Juice"

[candid topaz]

imagine reposting my image from #starboard

[celest turtle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/831962396678553651/841395804101935114/video0_-_2021-05-10T152452.170.mp4

[fervent sleet]

i just found it in random server lol

[candid topaz]

#starboard message

[torn trellis]

https://twitter.com/guy/status/1392180668940132362?s=20 guy is real

Guy Malachi (@guy)

@makeupaguy I’m real 😂

Likes

1853

Twitter · May 11, 2021, 6:11 PM

[hasty inlet]

Lol

[boreal crest]

doesnt count - you didnt say Never Gonna Give You Up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and
desert you

[stone cave]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-the-fuck-up-car-shut-the-fuck-up-car-nfsu2-gif-19895736

[hasty creek]

:/

[leaden pebble]

???????????????????????????

[daring glade]

Tokat

[leaden pebble]

why doe

[fathom acorn]

domestical abuse on discord.

[daring glade]

@leaden pebble rol yapma la turksun

[leaden pebble]

değilim

[lost panther]

I mean it says pp 19

[late hull]

watch frame by frame
She isn't actually getting hit

[fathom acorn]

yeah but the idea hits the same.

[formal garnet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[gilded owl]

@daring glade no thanks

[formal garnet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[foggy cypress]

i

[gritty spruce]

@icy terrace its a h building (sorry Ash)

[candid topaz]

😔 They always say "Who’s the imposter" but never "How’s the imposter"

[icy terrace]

they always say "when the impostor is sus" but never "when the impostor is me"

[icy terrace]

Holy shit, is that the infamous H building

wait it actually exists

[stone cave]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-gaming-wednesday-gif-18289054

[scenic lava]

[stone cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/232570410464575489/841954687480889354/video0.mp4

[weak bone]

https://tenor.com/view/mc-donalds-shocked-scared-gif-19693239

https://tenor.com/view/baby-girl-middle-finger-mood-screw-you-leave-me-alone-gif-10174031

[dapper oasis]

@lethal warren

[lethal warren]

mehh

[dapper oasis]

ok

[south fulcrum]

What's wrong with "Ima McSlap your ass" ?

[dapper oasis]

doesn't seem like an especially sfw "meme"

[warm steppe]

poor guy

[stone cave]

skill issue

[icy terrace]

[silk cedar]

af1 pixelated?

@summer moth Are those custom?

[hollow pier]

ohhh
took me a moment to realise the dude is trying to flex

[scenic lava]

HIIIII

[carmine thicket]

bruhh

[dense light]

nostalgic

[distant grove]

Some of the most Terrifying words in the english language are "I am from the Goverment and I am here to Help"

[formal garnet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[stone cave]

god damn the nostalgia

[winter compass]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSpNWOCDXg0

[rose furnace]

oh, i was about to post it

[winter compass]

lmao

[edgy haven]

My PS2 didn't look like that

[stiff holly]

description says "it's our birthday" in which "our" has been used to refer "discord". The description has a Random server link. Official discord servers have the vanity url seems suspicious

[rose furnace]

you watch the description without watching the video? how?

[stiff holly]

It's in the embed

[rose furnace]

where?

[stiff holly]

That's weird. It shows for me

[rose furnace]

what do you use? ptb?

[stiff holly]

what's that. It's normal discord

[rose furnace]

anyway, that's wierd

and ptb is a indev version

[stiff holly]

I just googled it. It says the beta version of discord. I used to use it but not anymore so I am not sure.

[lyric trout]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbohbCb7Lv0

[distant grove]

Some of the most Terrifying words in the english language are "I am from the Goverment and I am here to help"

[dapper oasis]

oh no!

[stone cave]

loudish

[fluid jolt]

british

[rose furnace]

^

sorry for ping

[late glen]

donkæy

[foggy cypress]

Cop chase
When somebody is chasing a cop and the cop is fleeing

[edgy haven]

sellout by Pepsi

[foggy cypress]

I've heard of Cide Cola and Loma Cola. Never heard of any of the other options, though :/

[edgy haven]

what

[foggy cypress]

I'm obviously kidding

[stiff holly]

O

Uhhh the number

[livid needle]

Eh don't mind it and don't message her

[stiff holly]

why would i

[livid needle]

(Mariana is basically my sister and lives in svizerland while I live in USA and I am going there this summer lol)

[icy terrace]

yo i need help

[livid needle]

#support / #development

[silk void]

it wholesome i promise 👉 👈

[lost panther]

funny = null

[stone cave]

dnc

[lost panther]

player17 = null

[loud fiber]

There's a music in the Medal ad, I want to know the songs name. Do anyone of you guys know the songs name?

[lost panther]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=E5RIuPrXuuE

pog music

[loud fiber]

Cool music

Never heard this before

[swift rover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/716915765038678106/806303252084949052/Mental_Sickness.mp4

[swift rover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818589023043321896/834509024791494719/Craig_Robinson_Likes_Dietz_Nuts___Dietz__Watson.mp4

[swift rover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/806716985144115240/833966665653551144/video0.mp4

[swift rover]

bees make honey
I make cummy

[hazy aurora]

https://youtu.be/UlmXn7Fy4C4

[hardy apex]

WHAT DID U DO?!

[edgy haven]

@gritty spruce

[gritty spruce]

moment

[edgy haven]

[edgy haven]

[twilit linden]

laravel 🤢

[twilit linden]

@grim basalt all fun in games, hope you appreciate the meme

[grim basalt]

LMAO (i should stop at 69,420)

[twilit linden]

lmao

[stiff holly]

https://youtu.be/TnREJLHuItQ

[forest osprey]

Need permission

[nimble cove]

I dont like this

[cursive prism]

https://youtu.be/wd3pZvgyUHo

[swift rover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/680916317506765020/837674137182273546/Yaddictivefrog_5bb6ff_8397847.png

[dapper oasis]

@lethal warren

[lethal warren]

@visual olive don't post such memes, thanks

only warning

[twilit linden]

@vestal gale "Day in The Life Of A Discord Mod"

[vestal gale]

[stone cave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/523924755951124480/842434811607515136/image0.gif

[icy terrace]

System Dm pfp lel

[icy terrace]

[olive dawn]

https://youtu.be/ntRA4HrzKhc

[devout knoll]

That's my PC when i download fortnite on my pentium 2

[swift rover]

hun

[coral grail]

Discord : Imagine a noodle

[icy terrace]

Coming soon™

Well.... The background

[golden nimbus]

it was a slow fade

wow

[golden nimbus]

.... wow

[dense light]

how GTA characters open the door.

[fair wedge]

[dense light]

oh shit

[native quail]

@solar sentinel

[scenic lava]

}}

[solar sentinel]

Bruh

[olive dawn]

i just made this

[jade silo]

@neon quest don't try to advertise please

[neon quest]

I accidentally sent to the wrong place, sorry :((

[jade silo]

No worries, just don't do it again

[neon quest]

🙂

[icy terrace]

try shaking it

[gritty spruce]

nothings happening

[south fulcrum]

It didn't squeak? That might be a bad sign...

[gritty spruce]

wait mice are meant to squeak ?

but my last mouse was working fine and it didnt squeak ;-;

[golden nimbus]

lmao

try replacing the batteries, or feed it cheese

[icy terrace]

lol

[golden nimbus]

i have that exact keyboard

....

my keyboard comes with a mouse, and, its served me well

[swift rover]

Yummy

[carmine thicket]

i hope one of them was plastic

[olive dawn]

dude is licking his fingers like it's a fucking delicacy

[icy terrace]

xbox portable

[lethal warren]

@icy drift no suggestive nsfw please

[icy drift]

oh that's nsfw? E

damn these new rules suck mannn

[carmine thicket]

SUS

[worthy siren]

[golden nimbus]

top.gg already chanfged the background of the logo wow

[lethal warren]

For anyone wondering why channels are locked

[winter compass]

https://discord.mx/GJDaRmqnr3.png https://discord.mx/oxqWEkEaqT.png https://discord.mx/MtRd9g9f6u.png

[safe creek]

Why everyone is posting images like this ?

[civic token]

Lmao

[carmine thicket]

DSL New Blurple

[fluid jolt]

https://twitter.com/OrdinaryGamers/status/1392881109801840650?s=20

Mutahar (@OrdinaryGamers)

When the fonts fail to load on your PC.

Retweets

1070

Likes

17993

Twitter · May 13, 2021, 4:35 PM

[carmine thicket]

Luca New Blurple

[lethal warren]

Not Luca anymore

new name Henry

[dense light]

I WON

[carmine thicket]

what?

[dense light]

I won the speedrun

[carmine thicket]

what speedrun dude

[dense light]

that I did

[carmine thicket]

what category

[violet nest]

Pure dog shit this is

[foggy cypress]

xD

[hollow pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/823668005920702476/842543034151600138/ohell.mp4

[foggy cypress]

@gilded owl
You had multiple instances of your bot running. Denied. This was your last attempt.

[gilded owl]

man

[dense light]

...

[fluid jolt]

i didnt build that

[dense light]

he is paper

minimalist logo

[versed hollow]

If you laugh at this you officially have 0 sense of humor

[dense light]

huh?

[versed hollow]

Exactly as it says

[icy terrace]

I exhaled at the last part

[versed hollow]

welcome to the unfunny crew.

[gilded owl]

humour is subjective

laugh at whatever you want

[versed hollow]

PARM SHUT UP YA NERD

[cedar yarrow]

Pls Easter

What is it with that command people say it so good

[jade silo]

#commands

[fathom acorn]

cursed. 😳

[glass falcon]

tactical hotdog

[turbid crescent]

+10 tactical

[autumn citrus]

sniper glizzy

[autumn citrus]

thx

[dense light]

Oh my God...

[prisma dagger]

thanks youtube

[fringe citrus]

sounds like saturday

[spice axle]

https://tenor.com/view/harold-old-people-computers-dgaf-gif-4978916

[fringe citrus]

@last totem (got deleted, idk if it where you)

[coral grail]

Okay what the hell. I go to sleep, and 208 messages pop on starboard ? What happened in there ???

[fringe citrus]

50% are double posts.

and then from the remaining stuff 50% is random messages

[stone cave]

mods locked server and we starred their messages lol

[dapper oasis]

I don't get why every message was starred

[stone cave]

i also dont get why but who cares

[torpid tapir]

How destroy this
Step 1. Play dame tu coisita
Step 2. You're done

[stiff holly]

[boreal crest]

😔

[cursive prism]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/819588442199031808/842757043076857866/image0.png

[lost panther]

yes

[safe creek]

Saw that pic already in February with the same text and June was replaced with march

[cursive prism]

LMAO

[icy terrace]

[exotic breach]

warnin: loud

[unique needle]

#memes-and-media message

[icy terrace]

what

[formal garnet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[leaden pebble]

Dbl be like:

[lethal warren]

[hollow pier]

[golden nimbus]

...

[toxic cape]

Fixed Discord Logo

[boreal crest]

nice

[hazy aurora]

I write code

[dapper oasis]

no

[toxic cape]

Look at the next Discord Logo (made by me)

[summer lagoon]

Discord wants to know your location

[toxic cape]

Im actually in France

[weary apex]

uh

[polar sail]

https://tenor.com/view/friend-me-friend-me-pls-friend-pls-accept-accept-friend-request-gif-18835163

https://tenor.com/view/lazy-cat-stairs-gif-13378074

[polar sail]

https://tenor.com/view/yawnface-gif-4425271

[olive dawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/360462032811851778/842255210227171368/image0.gif

[warm steppe]

duck

[hollow pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748830587892269076/842824557471465512/image0-80-1.jpg

[warm steppe]

yes

[golden nimbus]

why

[hollow pier]

Problem?

[golden nimbus]

no

[lost panther]

https://tenor.com/view/goose-honk-inhale-inhales-untitled-gif-16237480

[worthy siren]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/BMBwYYS4FFBWlDjbH0F7x8aQtR0Q6VVZjV1ZdMMhQiQ/%3Fwidth%3D587%26height%3D676/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/490935325259202560/834367450874511360/Qu.jpg?width=549&height=632

[floral helm]

yes, mental one

from seeing this

[dense light]

In the matter // In the evaluation

[stone cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/824547571556155422/842027175971389480/redditsave.com_turkey_number_one_ccc_ccc-bqamxaukij961.mp4 #general-int

[hollow pier]

based

[summer lagoon]

Had me at Turkish Garfield

[late glen]

@hardy basalt

[icy terrace]

this new logo is reminding me of the good old days when discord notifications were squares instead of circles

[magic rain]

Veldspar mineral

[swift rover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/820773333095546882/842159285177679882/2547749130992452246-1.mp4

[olive dawn]

Gain 4000 pounds? [Y/N]

[hollow pier]

infinitree

[spiral lynx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpyPwp9tYTk&ab_channel=DaylightGaming

[twilit linden]

Recursion be like

[prime summit]

Hey Kingschool9,

We have some important updates on the future of stickers, and we’re reaching out because you’ve purchased or claimed stickers in the past.

First, we want to say thank you for using stickers! We have learned a lot and you’ve helped us get even closer to introducing stickers to Discord worldwide.

So, what’s changing?

In short? We’re making our stickers a Nitro exclusive, and servers will be able to upload custom stickers with Boosting.

It works like this: When a server gets enough Boosts to unlock Level 1, server admins will be able to upload custom stickers. All server members can use custom stickers in the server, and Nitro subscribers will be able to use them anywhere on Discord.

As for our most loved Discord sticker packs, they’ll be included in Nitro and you can keep using them as long as you’re subscribed.

How this impacts you:

As of today, the sticker shop is closing for business, and 15 days from now we will remove any stickers you have claimed or purchased.

You will receive a full refund for all sticker purchases within 30 days. If you do not see your refund after 30 days, please contact our support team at https://dis.gd/support.

For more on why we’re making these changes, check out Stickers FAQ at our Help Center: https://support.discord.com/hc/articles/1500008542422

We can’t wait to bring stickers to everyone on Discord. Stay tuned.

[dapper oasis]

Recursion be like

[craggy hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/814942022376882288/842679051869224960/2_5256143911277038455.mp4

[cursive prism]

thats how its gonna go (yes its me from the lambda server)

[kindred citrus]

u mispelled lambeta ( @muted harness )

[cursive prism]

:CCCC

[kindred citrus]

[muted harness]

..

[fair wedge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QdHdOuqKCo

[stone cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/523923678866702380/834068477613572137/video0-26.mp4 warning: ultra loud

[lethal warren]

@icy terrace no suggestive nsfw thanks

[icy terrace]

oop sorry, thank you for not banning me immediately. Other servers just ban

[lethal warren]

we don't immediately ban for that, don't worry

[icy terrace]

Oki thanks, won't happen again

[icy terrace]

U won't

[late glen]

we got em

[stiff holly]

[hasty inlet]

Indeed

[dapper oasis]

we do be hoisting https://img.terano.dev/AdtRlptR

[hasty creek]

[fluid jolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813646947525066802/832549804793528360/Instagramdownloader-2021-03-23.mp4 @icy terrace can relate or any mobile user

[pallid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-meme-nichijou-everyone-anime-gif-16416228

[slate kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/775380761686704130/842982986915250198/video0.mp4

[strange hazel]

?

[median belfry]

more like the other way around

[stiff holly]

both looks good

[icy terrace]

sounds like a fraud

[turbid radish]

(screenshot)

[glass falcon]

lmao

[icy terrace]

lmaooo

[turbid radish]

lmao

i made it a bit more clear that it's a ss (hopefully)

[icy terrace]

lmfaooo

[carmine thicket]

i sell xiuh's babi

[carmine thicket]

wtf

[hasty creek]

kek nsfw

[hasty creek]

@formal sundial

[formal sundial]

??

what are you pinging me for :/

[fringe citrus]

got deleted

[hasty creek]

nsfw bruuuu

[hazy aurora]

I thought that was fucking real dude aaaaaa

you got me this time
maybe my headphones are too good

[dense light]

the door here is not wooden

[carmine thicket]

stop. that is a link to a school meeting

[haughty vector]

1st one got me so bad

[hollow pier]

@lime wind school link

[autumn citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778442718551867402/842777420755107850/4ofeqt.mp4

[boreal crest]

gaey

[sour panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798103625527853177/843020178392743976/a1r0EoG_460sv.mp4

[autumn citrus]

morning view from my kitchen

[void zinc]

pog

[late hull]

Just take a look at the feedbacks
https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/community/topics/360001549952-Difficulty-Seeing-Reading-Accessibility

[boreal crest]

thats a bruh moment right there, i hope discord changes it so disabled people can use discord smh

[cloud cradle]

mdrr

[stiff holly]

[ebon basalt]

[boreal crest]

warning: loud

[candid topaz]

This guy is so legit. Legit scammer.

^

[fringe citrus]

there is a simple rule. 50% upfront and 50% after the job is done

[haughty vector]

or 60/40%

[stiff holly]

Man tf $1000. With that amount of money you can build your own bot and host it for 5 years straight. I am not a developer but I bet 95% of the developers are in loss because most of the people don't buy the premium and the dev's money gets used on buying hosting

[fringe citrus]

doesnt have to be 5 years, depending on how large the bot is / features it uses, if you use Machinelearning as example you need already beefy hardware to start with.

[late glen]

you got embedrolled

[golden nimbus]

i hate you so much

[golden nimbus]

.... i hovered over the image and i see shrek

[hasty creek]

Society: AI will take over the world!
AI:

[dense light]

F to prest respect on old logo

[hasty creek]

its alright

[fossil current]

I searched up im Google "is study helpful" and i found this

[fossil current]

Show us the code

[worthy siren]

its written multiple times so that you memorize it

[mystic hearth]

Lmao

[edgy haven]

when bot dev gets declined 5 times then finally gets approved

[kind scaffold]

BRUH

[boreal crest]

#general L, imagine being a transphobe smh smh

[kind scaffold]

pls stop general and general 2