#memes-and-media
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wtf this is so true π€―π€―π€―
MIND EQUALS BLOWN
@Loomicord

it was a joke y u gotta delete my art
begone furries
@rotund dew yessir
Agreed
@junior pollen hmm yes, if only you had it
that meme is for every single person who applied after 20th Aug
Yes
@mystic inlet yeah, bots don't work in this channel
russian michael jackson
I'll sprint with my arms behind my back like an anime character to get away from my problems
it's true they got bodied
twomad rated the funny 8/10
The second i make a new variable,
Ide: WOAH WOAH WOAH, YOU HAVENT USED THIS VARIABLE YOU FUCK, LET ME ERROR
And there is like barely any languages which have a problem with unused vars
haha americans
this website bought the domain donatebot.net probably so people looking for donate bot might go to there page and use this 99.99% probably scam site
@hollow pier lets not
chatbots be like π©
lol
Pls discordmeme
Professor shivaco's aweosme calculation leaked:
5 * 60 = 300 * 1000 = 100000
turkum
bende
One of these is not like the other
No u 

No one:
DBL modums: AAAAAAA WHY ARE YOU USING LUCA OUTSIDE OF TESTING (even though it's frickin easy to block non modums from using it outside)
ok code913
boi
Pls meme
cringes inside * makes bot coding tutorial *
Not safe for work
the hell
π
Wrong ping sry 
Among Us belongs to Inner Sloth!
Henry Stickmin belongs to Puffball United!
CHECK THE GAMES OUT!!! πππ
ππ JOIN MY DISCORD SERVER!!! ππ
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Apps Used:
FlipaClip
Kinemaster
It was never really safe
Look at them go
Copyright Disclaimer: I do not own any of the used audio in this video
#AmongUs #Jojo #Impostor #AmongUsMeme
I funne
This my server
Ok
lol
me scrolling #general for 70 seconds
couldn't stop the recorder at 69 seconds, not doing it again for 69 seconds
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bismillah
COW!
fuck
rm -rf /home βno-root-preserve
Did you mean
rm -rf / βno-root-preserve
fuck
This my server
@terse sequoia just see this img
no
LOL
Hello Gaes Welcome to my video Kripton Argo without n in the end ya. Game Among Us 2018 yang lagi seru-serunya dimainin di masa pandemik ini 2020.
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@pallid sun my eyes
yes.
2020 AI
Nice
The 2020 World Karting Championships saw one of the most disgraceful moments in karting / motor racing history when Luca Corberi assaulted a fellow driver. In this episode, we have a look into the incident and what may happen to this former world champion.
Merchandise
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@gilded owl
// ./src/bot.js
class Bot extends Eris.Client {
/**
* Hibiscus Command Client.
* @param {string} token
* @param {Eris.ClientOptions} options
* @param {{prefix: string | string[] | ((bot, m?: import('Eris').Message) => string | string[] | () => string | string[]), usePrefixSpaces?: boolean }} commandOptions
*/
constructor(token, options, commandOptions) {
// ...
// ./index.js
const bot = require('./src/bot.js')
exports.Bot = bot
//...
// ./test.js
const h = require("./index.js")
const bot = new h.Bot('[NSFW TOKEN]', {}, {
prefix: h.whenMentionedOr("s!"),
usePrefixSpaces: true
})
// Bot is still any
idfk
gee thanks for the help
yes i'm pretty sure
i thought you were supposed to either typedef it or define each key separately
it seems to work just fine while still in the client file
is it because you import it from index rather than from bot.js directly?
Among Us was made in 2018
Minecraft got one of the best updates ever in 2018
Among Us became popular as FUCK in 2020
Minecraft has got stupid stuff in 2020
smth's going on
the update is actually pretty cool (not the glowing squid)
by stupid stuff i meant weird stuff (that doesn't necessarily mean it's terrible)
Among Us was made in 2018
Minecraft got one of the best updates ever in 2018
Among Us became popular as FUCK in 2020
Minecraft has got stupid stuff in 2020smth's going on
@icy terrace
What stupid stuff?
the only "stupid" stuff added was the glowie squid
And imho the nether update is one of the best ever, made a boring area not boring
why does this look like a perfect change my mind meme idea
These new animals are voted on by the community and the community have an awful track record of picking good creatures. I mean last time they chose the PHANTOM, a creature that punishes you for staying up to hunt mobs!!!
@gilded owl no, there's proper documentation for the command client, so in any import it's docs will show
@young vessel i think u'd like the crash in the 2nd series of the grand tour
im orange
hi orange im taf
marco
discord developer
@serene idol this image has no sense with this shit censor lol
im not risking getting banned lol
w t f
thats ok people dont get banned except if you post troll faces

. _ .
c!cat
Cake
what is the right person
Cake again
huh
@lime wind omg yes
can we TALK about E
nah
c!cat
how to program in machine code
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(This is definitely not a link to DSL given the wrong permissions)
Hahaha
I was worried about posting my meme
Because it has a link to DSL (jk it definitely does not)
But mods might not realize that it is a link to DSL
But I'm fine
to be honest I think this bot would be great for a server I'm in
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thats not a good idea
Why not
one dip of the flip and everyone rip
this makes me cry @fluid obsidian
that is not even new anymore blank
Okay

vibe
@lime wind

Me when I realize there is no double l in traveling only a single l: 
i still use 2 l's sometimes
Stop cussing u will go to jail11!!!1!1
bruh
oh no
scam ofc

wtf
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385837258768515083/762341987943710740/20201004_175429.jpg Among Us servers My Computer
How do you like my Hard Cat Drive (HCD)
Don't forget to optimize your drive's pawtitions
yo @potent epoch how much data you storing on that?
fifteen bajillion gigabytes of 3D content!
data efficient i see, and also very cute. where do i get one @potent epoch.
you can get one from Amazon?
cool!
for how much?
that looks like a nice 16tb nas drive
hello i'm brazilian
32https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlHJZdL-LXM
Russian swat team (OMON) decide to arrest russian road rager.
Original clip : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2fDWuI8oog
credits to friend
there is one impostor among us
10 reasons why Python is the best programming language:
#1:
Stop cussing u will go to jail11!!!1!1
@icy terrace
π
@raven furnace boring
ok buddy
@raven furnace boring
Send something funny
@...kyoyu#7777 boring
A MAN HAS BEEN SPOTTED PROTESTING IN LEGO CITY
START THE NEW MILITARY TANKS
εΏ!
BUILD THE TANKS
AND OFF TO TIANANMEN SQUARE
BRING IN THE SOLDIERS
CENSOR THE MEDIA
AND RUN OVER THE STUDENTS
THE NEW TIANANMEN SQUARE COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY
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DBL Cringe
Veritasium: This is called a naked singularity and it makes a lot of scientists uncomfortable
Man I wonder why

hey anon why are you a 21 year old, 240 pounds, still live with your mom, and call everyone a qt
hey anon why do you have 40 respositories on github with half finished node.js proejcts




be me
browsing le discord
spot post
"hey anon"
stroke.exe
how did they know my name
shut off the computer
go to bed
cant sleep because someone called me by my real name
mfw i now sleep with a shotgun at my bedside
yuh
be average discord user
time: 7 am
hehehe time to be cute online
greet 40 servers with the classic phrases
"hewwo qtqtqttqtqttqt xdddd owowowowowo"
get 97 dms from middle aged men and 14 year olds
another day on discord
that middle aged men part hit too hard
pov
be anon
dm 50 people asking if they are a girl
get blocked by everyone
surprised_pikachu.png
i call this one the conveyor belt
asian parents: hi i'd like to explain why this image is the opposite of fax
aahaaaaaaaahhhhh
yes gtx better
https://youtu.be/HYqxm6GkIgU this man is incredible
If you're an avid follower of my channel, you've probably already heard this one before. I apologize if this is a repeat for you!
This is still one of my better songs, even though I made it quite a while ago. I don't compose too much anymore, but I'm still happy with this son...
aww
oh wow that is so original and clever
myself in mirror
@torn trellis smh lies
comment if you want to voice this piece of trash
you can definitely be better than me
i deleted luca
banned

We all know DJS v12 changed alot of commonly used codes.
But
Imagine in v13 they just revert the coding to v11
Developers:
Alright we are done with DJS lets switch to Python :)
lol imagine using djs, - or dpy lmfao
imagine using a lib...
opening the gateway in your browser is the way to go
imagine using a lib...
opening the gateway in your browser is the way to go
so true, but i do that inside programming
Naruto
my son is doing task
aw
The best Changelog ever

pov
@eager echo whats the audio from that video?
@brittle narwhal
@weak rose #rules-and-info
Bowser is (kinda) a good person after all
remember the video I posted 2 days ago with minecraft playing bad apple in the player list in real time? This time I bring you real time desktop streaming at 1024x640 into a lattice of maps
Pardon the fuck
bruh mee6 is p2u
Pardon the fuck
@craggy crown nani
lol
@craggy crown yeah it's a botlist providing its own bots and a few others.
yo @nimble kernel thats fucking insane
bot status be like: insert watermark here
Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfuckin Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit
God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winkleboss twins god damn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man
Motherfucking Spider-man Spider-man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with this bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg I'm very tired
No man I'll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook
MARK ZUCKERBERG
@obtuse shoal #rules-and-info 
@pallid pebble and which rules and/or info am I infringing upon? I cannae see any infringement.
Anyway, this is a copypasta of Arin "The Video Game Boi" Hansen
1 and 6a
Also get back in that discord >:[(
I fail to see how that infringes on 1, and it's not spam, so it doesn't infringe upon 6a
Xd Xd lmao lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OFZLdbxL1E
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Why is this a thing?
proof bowser is a good father
@pallid pebble bowser manipulates his kids into thinking an unrelated plumber stole their mom and use them to get her back, injuring them in the process
what am i missing
It doesnβt mean what they say it does
what am i missing @narrow dust
The word you're my best friend in portuguese = vocΓͺ Γ© meu melhor amigo
They spoke = I stayed with your father ;-;
Oooof
Uh yeah lets not @supple canopy
Best not to joke about such things :/
Uh yeah lets not @supple canopy
Best not to joke about such things :/
@cyan hound ;-; ok sorry
all good
Apenas brasileiros vΓ£o entender ;-; (leia em ingles)
lol
Minecraft frog minecraft frog
Im missing the funny
I am the meme

? Is a meme
Memes and media
Is a meme βββ
The ITEAM exposing a major mixup by The City of Jacksonville. The city sold a used firetruck, but turned over the wrong truck. She contacted the ITEAM when she says the city has refused to right the wrong.
Itβs a me, Mario on the Windows 7!
Real Zombie.
New tattoo
A black housefly sat for several minutes on Penceβs white hair, hanging on as he shook his head and parried with Harris over race and criminal justice. The hashtag #fly2024 surfaced on Twitter.
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oH nOoOoO
@eager echo here it fucking is
Imposter really just did an emergency meeting to ask how to use vents
@normal dragon nice meme
Hm
@normal dragon hahahha
@lusty cliff @warm pond
Imagine being lazy and just re-color the icon for a Halloween Logo
lul
Teacher: The test isn't that confusing
The test: How much freaking domains does Discord own
13-14 domains
dbl when they say hi to someone, if they know them or not
Hi
that one i made
Yup he made that one
You love it, or you hate it
i want to die seeing that
luca is a weeb confirmed
g
you w h a t
π
ihttps://twitter.com/Creeps_McPasta/status/1314231462489620481
please dont ban me
lol
RIP INTEL https://i.imgur.com/H9QEX64.png
not yet,
The moment they hit 5GHz boost
then it's rip intel
Still not really. Still plenty of average consumers gonna be buying Intel 
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not yet,
The moment they hit 5GHz boost
then itβs rip intel
@analog lark yea. still kinda sad they haven't hit 5GHz yet
intel is like the front door of cpu processors
my tv is having seizure
oh no
Nah your tv is ok
@torn trellis in a nutshell: https://im.farfrom.world/ltmgboqfcy.png
@timid stream nani the fuck
@timber coral ur ded


do it
u wont
HOLY FUCK THE SLOWMODE
shaved bear
@fleet herald @timber coral @torn trellis
lmao theres gotta be other ones
@strange cave
it do be like that sometimes

w
No. I was scrolling through starboard

@icy terrace actually i was scrolling through starboard
I had one earlier that was select all the fire hydrants and it was a picture of a dude on a bike
watermark
William Howard Taft
wht thst
kool aid, in mouth cutting glory.
secretly my favorite thing when the kids come over and they leave a few
mmm cheese
Whats wrong with saying master? bruh
pretty racist
Sigh
cries in 4 yrs of computer engineering
kool aid, in mouth cutting glory.
secretly my favorite thing when the kids come over and they leave a few
@hardy basalt Growing up with these is a fucking experience and a half
https://discord.mx/i/RG5vayA7QS.png google page insights..
Oyoyo
Emergency food
These people are very smart
Tbh bot fault. Should have allowed mentions on say commands




That's the Mickey Mouse Official Discord server ban message
Lmao
π³ why is this on starboard
O COELHO TA ON
lol
Discord moment
lol
I'M DEAD
Completely normal ram usage by discord https://legendary-king.is-inside.me/4GVCG4J8.jpg
At least hide fortnite smh
ew fortnight
so if i open dev console, im scamming myself?
Didn't know jpeg images where a programming language
lol

@cyan hound spems
@icy terrace dont character/emote spam pls
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@torn trellis https://youtu.be/usW0NlEA-Ss
LMFAO
Watching paint dry simulator 2020:
this is interesting
we did
π³
π³ππ
No you
duckduckgo: google sucks they steal your data without consent even though you agreed to the blasted privacy policy!!!
also duckduckgo: probably uses node.js for the server which runs on chrome v8 engine which is made by google
pls meme
bruh

imagine not having full version tho
@vital willow oh yeah i remember that task, the impostor killed me while i was making the recipe
A little bit of it yes @narrow dust
duckduckgo: google sucks they steal your data without consent even though you agreed to the blasted privacy policy!!!
also duckduckgo: probably uses node.js for the server which runs on chrome v8 engine which is made by google
@icy terrace yes but they cant see any data can they
@vital willow
@chilly coyote since when? the website update?
nvm that makes sense stupid question
ee
Can someone suggest a good name for memes page π€
Why remove the meme
my hospital has a publicly accessable qr code api
a lit hospital
why tf would you not drink tea with milk..........
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sure
a lot of people drink tea with milk
Milk tea!
actually a lot of people drinks tea with milk as it reduces the bitterness of it whilst keeping the flavour, if I remember correctly
also if we wanted to compare "dumb" traditions we can also compare USAs Calorie intake and food portions but what do I know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC6J4T_hUKg well we did it. we actually have a fully functional lightsaber
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no way
so did you arguing that tea without milk isnt popular but again some russians like having tea and jam together
We could also compare USAs awful student loan scheme to the whole of fucking Europe which is pratically free, even UK beats yours as we only pay after we make a certain amount of income per year, and after 30yrs it fucking poofs aka goes
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I am not calling you fat, and I have seen you
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Every country is shit in its own way except some is less shit in certain areas than others but still are shit

I-
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imma call dad
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dad
Everytime I plug in my headset I have to reconfig my head sets to use my speakers again
https://jeremy-clarkson.is-inside.me/bXMSYNBu.png i dont give a fuck
maybe epilepsy warning? i mean its a bit of flashing lights but a
pls rich
i am option 7
dude, that has been posted 3053257 times already
Star time π
and you didnt even crop it correctly
Nope
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putting my slave co-owner to work
This is the best thing ever
https://media.tenor.com/images/d8de736c57a9a2a96ab61756ef95b999/tenor.gif
ok
scary game
weirdass admins....
:ban:
@raven furnace that's good, I used to have the artistic drawing of that meme
NO
Anybody else see the red one rising when they focus on the blue
no
Excellent
hol up
I have one somewhere of task manager not responding
I jave one somewhere of task manager not responding
@pliant silo you Java someone somewhere of task manager
There problem solved
There are some amazing status among the top members of the server
By that I mean the team, managers, and moderators
hey yall
have you ever wanted to see mario in pain?
me too!
thankfully, in super mario odyseeee for the nintendo u wii switch you can freeze time and plunge mario to his death
but he wont die, oh no he wont
hell just be in pain, eternally
-smallant1, maybe
For all x exist y (propabality(y), propability(x))
Where the probability of y is true as well as the propability of x is true
Equals soul mates
That took every ounce of what i remembered from math to get and now I am bored
Jeez why would you make something like that a status you simply won't get that at a glance
And I still did it wrong
The upside down V in regular math means power to but in higher mathematics it means that if both and only if both are true
oop
I think its right now
That is way more effort than I thought it was gonna be
I actually had to search to make sure I used the V correctly and in still not sure if its right
But to answer that ridiculous question yes if that isn't a soul mate then what is
And now I'm gonna sleep
Ξ
oop
when you join a game one second before it starts and you bypass the player limit
what
True lmao
Hehe
How is this toxic
ihnfi i have no fricking idea
@pallid sun hol up its not deleted
Stuff lik Arc, Python, JavaScript, etc. don't suck
It's just that you don't like them
Stop screaming your opinion at other people bitch
this
Physics: You can't have 0% friction
Visual Studio Code: hold my IDE
I turned off Brave tracker and ad blockers on all websites but enabled basically every single Brave shield on max for DuckDuckGo
can't trust a website that ripoffs facebook and google for no fucking reason
ok but who the fuck makes among us in discord
I turned off Brave tracker and ad blockers on all websites but enabled basically every single Brave shield on max for DuckDuckGo
can't trust a website that ripoffs facebook and google for no fucking reason
@icy terrace
me when i use brain
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Who cooks, you eat it raw like a true person
i mean this is a certified
moment
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to be fair he saw the metal grills inside and didn't think for one second more
benimki dah kjomik
@raven furnace
Finally someone agree
dds

xd
TypeScript programmers be like:
GUYS
I FOUND THE IMPOSTER
discord.js USES TYPESCRIPT BUT THEY SAY THEY'RE A JAVASCRIPT LIBRARY AAAAAAAAA
found emerland
found emerland
@icy terrace just one with an extra player searching for it lmao i got 108 emeralds in a week by breeding villagers like fuck
nice
lmfao villager breeding is OP
lmfao villager breeding is OP
@versed hollow eww that's saying kidnapping random people, bringing them to your home hundreds of miles away and making them do <stuff> is cool
BOI you made it sound worst than it actually is
Kidnapping villagers is bad enough as it is @icy terrace
but i agree even though i said eww
I'm simply making a new village
being a top gg moderator requires you to have 50 spare pairs of pants in case you shit yourself
I have 51, whereβs my mod role?
@vital willow YOU JUST DESCRIBED MY ENTIRE CAPTCHA EXPERIENCE
captcha is so bad, I wish we had a better way...
google charges you 1p to verify you're human every time
???
Ohh, yea it gets worse every time you verify one, at some point it takes 5 mins to do captcha
if it asks more than twice with no verify button i click the new captcha button
same with if the images take 10 seconds to load each
like the best option rn is to use hCaptcha, it even pays the website for people doing it and it doesn't do the idiotic difficulty increase thing
google made recaptcha too advanced thats the problem
yea they did, they did the "Google"
Agreed
they overengineered it, now it is only used to make car ai...
they added useless features
if they removed the difficulty thing everything would've been solved
i doubt a bot can get past the first wave anyways
yea... it requires an ai to win against captcha and at that point it doesn't matter anymore because the ai can pass the hardening
Any Java experts around?
I'm sure there's tons around @frozen lodge but you'll find more.lf a response in #development , ask your question directly don't ask to ask :)
@balmy dragon i have a question.
java?
what
@balmy nebula I don't like java
my eyesss
Fuck multi-line Embeds
sad
i too can write pi
/*
borboss' java pi machine
Do not distribute without permission!
Β© All Rights Reserved 2002-2020
*/
import java.lang.math
double pi = Math.PI
System.out.printf("The digits of pi are: %f", pi)
/*
borboss' javascript pi machine
Do not distribute without permission!
Β© All Rights Reserved 2002-2020
*/
console.log(`The digits of pi are: ${Math.PI}`)
# borboss' python pi machine
# Do not distribute without permission!
# Β© All Rights Reserved 2002-2020
import math
print (math.pi)
--[[
borboss' lua pi machine
Do not distribute without permission!
Β© All Rights Reserved 2002-2020
]]
print(math.pi)
i too can type pi
dont harass me over wrong syntax or something please i dont code in half of these
When I wak up, well I kane I'm gonna be,
I'm gonnae be the man who waks up next tae you
When I go oot, yeah I kane I'm gonnae be
I'm gonna be the man who gees along wee you
If I get drunk, well I kaen I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next tae you
And if I haver up, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonnae be the man who's havering tae you
But I would wak 500 miles
And I would wak 500 mare
Just tae be the man fa walks a thoosan miles
Ta fa doon at yer door
When I'm working, aye I know I'm gonnae be
I'm gonna be the man who's workin hard fir you
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on tae you
When I come home (when I come home) well I know I'm gonnae be
I'm gonnae be the man fa comes back hame to you
And if I grow-al (when I grow-al) well I know I'm gonnae be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing al with you
But I would wak 500 miles
And I would wak 500 mare
Just tae be the man who walks a thousand miles
To fa doon at yer door
repeat from here
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
repeat 1 time
When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonnae be
I'm gonnae be the man who's lonely withoot you
And fan I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream aboot the time when I'm wee you
When I go oot (when I go oot) well I know I'm gonnae be
I'm gonnae be the man who goes along with you
And when I come hame (when I come hame) yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonnae be the man who comes back hame with you
I'm gonnae be the man who's coming hame with you
But I wid wak 500 miles
And I wid wak 500 mare
Just tae be the man who waks a thoosan miles
Tae fall doon at yer door
repeat from here
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
repeat 3 times
And I wid wak 500 miles
And I wid wak 500 mare
Just tae be the man who walked a thoosan miles
Tae fall doon at yer door
And I would wak 500 miles
And I would wak 500 mare
Just tae be the man who walked a thoosan miles
Tae fall doon at yer door
And I would wak 500 miles
And I would wak 500 mare
Just tae be the man who walked a thoosan miles
Tae fall doon at yer door
And I would wak 500 miles
And I would wak 500 mare
Just tae be the man who walked a thoosan miles
Tae fall doon at yer door
aye
wtf
@vast gorge w h A T?
@pallid sun i swear this was the first image i ever saw on the internet
































































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oooooooooooooEHHHHHHH FLOOOOWR OF SCOOOOOOOOOOOOTLAAND
O Flower of Scotland,
When will we see
Your like again,
That fought and died for,
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him (against who?),
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
To think again.
The Hills are bare now,
And Autumn leaves
lie thick and still,
O'er land that is lost now,
Which those so dearly held,
That stood against him (against who?),
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
To think again.
Those days are past now,
And in the past
they must remain,
But we can still rise now,
And be the nation again,
That stood against him (against who?),
Proud Edward's Army,
And sent him homeward,
To think again.
Bruh
oh i didn't realize this was dbl with this wall of shitpost
stan wilbur
who's wilbur
soot

-b @analog lark So und etz fick ich dich richtig!!! Ich hab niemandem was getan und du beleidigst mich!!! HAS T HALT LEIDER SELBST NICHTS VORTUWEIΓEN AUSSER NE FETTE WAMPE!!! HAB DICH IMMER REPEKTIERT OHNE KOMPROMISSE ODER!!! GIB MIR NUR EINEN GRUND!!! ABER DU PISST MIR OHNE GRUND ANS BEIN. Wie der kleine Bademeister mit gerade mal 2 kilo muskeln aber immer hulk spielen, war doch klar das es klattscht nur ne frage der Zeit. SELBER SCHULD!!! IHR WOLLT SHACKE HANDS DOCH JETZT MΓSST IHR MIT DEN KONSEQUUENZEN LEBEN. FICKT EUCH JETZT HABT IHR DAS TIER IN MIR ENTFACHT UND ICH BIN NICHT ALLEINE. SCHON MAL BULLRIDING GEMACHT? ICH HAB STIEREIER!!! Und etz pass mal uff 70kilo Rasendes Tesrosteron eiergesteuertes, 10% Korperfett und ein einziger muskel der sich nicht mehr von euch PRIVOZIERENDES PAKT STRESSEN LΓSST. FICK EUCH KOMMT DOCH ICH HAB SCHICHT VON 10 SO LANG WIE ICH WILL ALSO 21UHR KOMMT DOCH!!!!!
What
He is speaking french
he is speaking
this is a german copypasta
and oh my god the quality of this is insanely bad, before anyone asks
it looks french
π©πͺ
i heard the french like those

@woven elk how does that look like french
They both look the same
they do not look the same at all
From my eyes, they look the same, just mispelt English smh
i mean tbf
you both surrendered?
didnt germany take like half of france
no
ever thought about the fact that 1920 also had a pandemic
Yeah France did take half of France
wasn't h1n1 more of a big thing in like 1918 tho
i thought the spanish flu was in 1920
it started in 1918, fourth wave in 1920 according to wikipedia
did you know that the moment humans became the planet was in pandemic
and if you also want to be very technical hiv/aids is still considered a pandemic by some and the WHO classifies it as a global epidemic
just think about the fact that the world didnt go into a pandemic for the swine flu or you know, Pneumonia
since they're both strands of COVID
what
yea
that makes 0 sense
Looks like a Facebook mom/dad meme
how the debates are gonna go now that theyβre online π https://t.co/JhmR4DPK81
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i present to you: velds art
Hmm
hey guys look at my cool website http://localhost:8080/
krewmeit
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Blep
Makin song
love this resolution 
@desert flame

That's how Finnish work in a nutshell
We can have unlimited endings to a word to add more meaning to it
tonkku 
tonkku π
There is no escape
If I go outside the government will kill me for corona
If I stay inside and play alone with dominoes I will be an introvert
If I stay inside and play Among Us with my friends on Discord I will be a computer addict
If I do nothing and just sleep I will be lazy
What do I do? Murder elders for making these shit rules?
Exactly that
This server is literally turning into r/discordapp
Staring random ass shit #memes-and-media message
They used to wrong bot icon for the thumbnail...
groovy bot not working
RYTHM LOGO
yes. 
If I go outside the government will kill me for corona
If I stay inside and play alone with dominoes I will be an introvert
If I stay inside and play Among Us with my friends on Discord I will be a computer addict
If I do nothing and just sleep I will be lazyWhat do I do? Murder elders for making these shit rules?
Exactly that
@pallid sun did you know you're older than me? time to die muahahhaha
me: posts a pic of me
ppl:
lmfao
smoking bad
what
smoking is only good when it comes from the grill
nice
@warm pond @fluid obsidian
yes
Seriously 99.99% of all the problems on the website happen because of cache
https://i.imgflip.com/4i43vq.jpg
without it, it would be slow
But seriously 99.99% of all the problems on the website happen because of cache
@icy terrace thats not even remotely true
but its fast
Fast < Hell
I'm starting to remember why I have you hidden behind a wall
@icy terrace again, without caching it would be a lot slower, and at this point it already is quite slow
Funny thing is dblstats has fairly aggressive caching
cause otherwise you'd be waying 5-10 for every page with data to load
tbh i cant wait till the react rewrite of dbl
I'd rather want a website with 10 second loads than one which is fucked
I'd rather want a website with 10 second loads than one which is fucked
@icy terrace thats cause you're a power user, just because you'll wait 10 seconds dont mean someone else will. Caching isn't even remotely the cause of the issues, it's just the implementation of it and how aggressive it's trying to be. Let veld do his job and fix it before complaining
There's bigger issues than the caching 
???? What has google got anything to do with this, how, what why and the fuck are you babbling about
my pvp skill is smol
i play survival the whole time
@hazy aurora that's me listing my Mineplex buildwars wins ON MOBILE
you know whats more fun than sword pvp
crystal pvp with loads of totems and obsidian
you know whats more fun than sword pvp
@hazy aurora yeeting a one metre by one metre block of wood at a chicken and watching it NOT die
no crystal pvp
thats advanced pvp in anarchy servers but normal servers don't use it
@peak vault imagine asking in a 30 second slowmode channel if people want to play among us
Hibernating Among Us
Avast Cleanup what have you done
You know the app is going to be awesome if the developer uses informal speech
ULTIMATE THUMBNAIL MAKER FOR YOUTUBE : THUMBNAIL & BANNER MAKER?
@icy terrace why
@chilly coyote omg furry porn1!!1!!!!! Reporttt11!!!1!
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Huh?
I cant help that you are dirty minded @icy terrace
its just when i see a image like the first one being posted by a whitename called "Nezuko" with an anime profile picture
it happened so many times its unfunny
Lol okay fair one
@icy terrace well, moderators is very strict with nsfw stuff
It's not NSFW :p
it isnt
I'm deleting it because it is suggestive though
rip
Still on the border
ah yes ads
what the fuck
why did you feel the need to post that
idk cause russia? 
Are people seriously retarded? You CAN edit thumbnails for videos even on the updated version.







what the fuck is this video format??





