memes-and-media

[versed hollow]

what a lovely relationship

[fair lion]

Hmm

[flat matrix]

@icy terrace nerd

[fair lion]

How much is nitro

[tiny sand]

o h, I just noticed that every bots status is being displayed as "???" and my bot didn't get kicked xD

[icy terrace]

bruh

[fair lion]

Mine bot's status is good

[west hedge]

yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[hollow pier]

Hi

[west hedge]

hellooooooo

[fair lion]

Anyway, anybody would like to help me balance stuff out?

[opaque trail]

Huh

[fair lion]

No? Welp, I was thinking of giving nitro but nobody wants to help me, I'm gonna do it myself then

[opaque trail]

I was askin wut u were gonna do

[hazy aurora]

no not that one

[versed hollow]

@fair lion what do you need help balancing

[hazy aurora]

fuck clipboard

https://youtu.be/ndhPoBoIZ6o

[versed hollow]

tonkku youtube channel

[opaque trail]

Yes

Dead meme

[pallid sun]

what the fuck

[torn trellis]

Huh?

[pallid sun]

hHAhahhaha

why did u post that

[gritty spruce]

I dont get how thats funny..? 🤨

[pallid sun]

same

[jolly zealot]

Matt

[pallid sun]

what

[jolly zealot]

Clarkson was the best ngl

[pallid sun]

yes

[jolly zealot]

Wish they aired some where else rather than amazon

Like netflix or Disney or smt

[pallid sun]

same but

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vast gorge]

whats wrong with amazon

[jolly zealot]

I dont have it

[pallid sun]

i do have it

[jolly zealot]

I have disney and netflix so I dont see the point

[vast gorge]

thats just how these companies work ¯_(ツ)_/¯

better than having one crappy company which manages everything at least imo

[timber coral]

@misty kayak veri funny

[icy terrace]

Sjsj

[flat matrix]

ok but facebook making competitors and then crushing the original company cause original company didnt want to sell

[timber coral]

@torn trellis challange: have xD in every message you send in public chat for the rest of the night

[torn trellis]

xD

And what will I get as a reward

[pallid sun]

ecks dee

[timber coral]

a selfie /s

[torn trellis]

xD xD

A good joke xD

[timber coral]

I regret it already

[fair lion]

Selfie hmmm

Not worth it, how about money

[pallid sun]

so i have a message

in my own server

[fair lion]

What's the message

[pallid sun]

what should i do with it

[flat matrix]

whats the message

[torn trellis]

Not worth it, how about money
@fair lion It is worth it, trust me xD

[pallid sun]

it is a message

[fair lion]

So it is a message, I see

Can I get message.content?

[pallid sun]

evaled ur shite
1

[fair lion]

Oh, so it's like a mystery hunt

[ember matrix]

h

[fair lion]

We need to get the message's worth

[pallid sun]

yes

hey @ember matrix look at this https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/385837258768515083/751885655763714109

[ember matrix]

Well fuck

Epic

[flat matrix]

helllo

[ember matrix]

I want to die

[pallid sun]

hi

ghhhhhhhhh..

[fair lion]

Matt, do you accept full codes?

[pallid sun]

yes

[fair lion]

I'm about to get all messages from the server

Unless, it's somehow crypted

But don't think you would do that tbh

Hold on, what if the message is literally a rick roll

[flat matrix]

how do i get guild count with shards:)

does client.guilds.cache.size work

presumably not

[pallid sun]

client.shard.fetchClientValues("guilds.cache.size")

that returns an array

[flat matrix]

hm ok

[ember matrix]

And then array.reduce ?

[pallid sun]

aye

[fair lion]

What does reduce do?

[ember matrix]

I have no idea

[flat matrix]

https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Reference/Global_Objects/Array/Reduce

[ember matrix]

Well I do have an idea

[fair lion]

Oh

But I can do it also with loop

Probably that's why I didn't use it

[fleet herald]

Why loop when you could also not

[opaque trail]

Reduce is cleaner

[fair lion]

Nice ram

But why would you ram through the door

[pallid sun]

0 gb of ram

[boreal hearth]

pog

[fair lion]

small pp

[boreal hearth]

no, the acc

0.01% away from 90%

[fair lion]

I'm chillin at 95.52%

[boreal hearth]

only 1.6mil ranked score

[fair lion]

I would have a lot more if only phone Osu was recorded

[boreal hearth]

1.6 mil score is a simple TV Size for me

I have 2 billion Ranked score

[sleek heron]

Nobody saw that ok?

[boreal hearth]

I did

[pallid sun]

i did

[fair lion]

I did

[sleek heron]

darn it

[vast gorge]

i did

[boreal hearth]

@sleek heron you said "sleeping"

[sleek heron]

Had to test 👀

Local testing always works

[versed hollow]

Now I want ram ram

[sleek heron]

https://downloadmoreram.com @versed hollow

[icy terrace]

lmfao

[sleek heron]

[icy terrace]

That exists?

[fair lion]

so phone is 89.09%, 172682282 score, lvl 29

[sleek heron]

Yes that exists

[vast gorge]

oh yeah that site is great

[sleek heron]

Just download more dedidated wam

[icy terrace]

100% virus free 🤣🤣

[flat matrix]

i want a paypal but im not 18 and cant link a card, but im scared it'll get closed if i make one without that shit and start accepting/recieving

;pensive;

[fair lion]

Just send the money to me

[vast gorge]

🧠

[fair lion]

[icy terrace]

Or me ^-^

[flat matrix]

thats what i do

i send it to someone i knowkekw

[fair lion]

So you are asking - Who wants to get money?

[icy terrace]

me ^-^

[fair lion]

I will gladly accept your donation

[boreal hearth]

@flat matrix you can send it to an account that will be managed by AprixStudios

which you will have access to spend money from

[icy terrace]

[boreal hearth]

AprixStudios has people over 18, so we don't violate tos

[fair lion]

You are below 18

[boreal hearth]

yes, but

[icy terrace]

LOOL

[flat matrix]

what

im not part of aprixstudios

[icy terrace]

@flat matrix ask your dad or mom to use a paypal on their name 😂

[flat matrix]

no

[icy terrace]

I maybe do the same

[fair lion]

Also why use paypal and not bank?

[flat matrix]

they think the shit i do is a waste of time

[boreal hearth]

PayPal states you can have it while under 18 if it's approved by a guardian or controlled by someone over 18

[pallid sun]

oh what

[flat matrix]

i mean it is

but like i enjoy it and its actually useful depending on where i go with it

[icy terrace]

I use my dad's paypal

It's basically mine but still

[flat matrix]

@flat matrix you can send it to an account that will be managed by AprixStudios
@boreal hearth are you telling me to give you money ;kekw;

[jolly moss]

lol

[boreal hearth]

@flat matrix no

[jolly moss]

[boreal hearth]

I have 3 paypal accounts already

what is one more

[icy terrace]

he wants to give you a verified paypal account

I think

[flat matrix]

[boreal hearth]

yes, I can give you access to a verified paypal account

[fair lion]

He wants to calmy 'scam' not 'me'

[boreal hearth]

and managed by AprixStudios because ravy and Jade are both over 18

so when registered as AprixStudios, we ain't violating tos

[flat matrix]

ok but is there any catch

[fair lion]

But you are below

[boreal hearth]

nah

[flat matrix]

[torpid sail]

yes, I can give you access to a verified paypal account
@boreal hearth first word i see when i join this server

[boreal hearth]

lmfao

[fair lion]

Totally not a scam and not AD

[flat matrix]

do sites like namecheap let me buy domains with a giftcard ;kekw;

[boreal hearth]

@flat matrix just leave the management to AprixStudios (or me and those over 18 when needed), that's the only catch

[flat matrix]

how trustworthy is that though kekw

[fair lion]

Translation "Just leave the account to them"

[boreal hearth]

leave the account fuzz to us

if PayPal says "wtf" we say "approved by guardians over 18, mate"

[fair lion]

money from account goes brrrrrrr

[boreal hearth]

lmfao

[fair lion]

Hosting power rises

[flat matrix]

hrm

[boreal hearth]

well I suppose I could take like 10-20% of it, but I mean that ain't too much

[fair lion]

Admitted it

[boreal hearth]

lmfao

[flat matrix]

i dunno

[woven elk]

gay

[flat matrix]

kek

[woven elk]

Just do it yourself

[flat matrix]

paypal closes accounts if they find out though

and thats what im paranoid about

[woven elk]

I personally used PayPal since I was like 15

and made a shit ton of transactions including my domains

[vast gorge]

how are paypal gonna find out tho

[flat matrix]

idk

[fair lion]

Why use paypal and not bank?

[woven elk]

because its easier

[flat matrix]

cause i dont have a bank account to myself

[icy drift]

cuz underaged

[boreal hearth]

yeah man, I've had my personal paypal for like 3 years

[flat matrix]

🙃

[boreal hearth]

they never found out

[sleek heron]

I personally used PayPal since I was like 15
@woven elk Send me your paypal mail and I'll forward that to the right places

[icy drift]

my paypal is full

[woven elk]

no

[icy drift]

i just need to be 18

[fair lion]

Here people can have bank accounts after 13

[woven elk]

same in UK

[fair lion]

[flat matrix]

i mean i probably can

[icy drift]

Here people can have bank accounts after 13
@fair lion well sadly not the same goes for me oof

[woven elk]

I had my debit card since like 13-14yrs old

[flat matrix]

my parents rather me study math/science whatever even though im more interested in not doing that

[fair lion]

Math is good

[boreal hearth]

Math is fun

[flat matrix]

no like EXTRA EXTRA

[sleek heron]

9+10=21

[fair lion]

I love math but I'm lazy as f

[boreal hearth]

Math.random() Math.solve()

[flat matrix]

i hate math, it's been shoved down my throat so much now

[sleek heron]

or just eval()

[fair lion]

Solve for delta

[boreal hearth]

eval runs code @sleek heron

[sleek heron]

eval can do math for you tho

[boreal hearth]

never use eval for math commands

unless you take extreme procautions

[opaque trail]

Math.solve(bot.token)

[boreal hearth]

to make sure code is never ran

[sleek heron]

never use eval for math commands
@boreal hearth Best backdoor you can give a user

[boreal hearth]

yes

[fair lion]

Actually there was this bot

that used math as eval probably

[flat matrix]

didn't tatsu have this issue not too long ago

[fair lion]

MathBot

[flat matrix]

kekw

[vast gorge]

there are quite a few bots that use an eval for maths

[boreal hearth]

A bot dedicated to math does the shittiest way of solving math

[fair lion]

[flat matrix]

anyways, if i dont have a bank linked to paypal it works fine ?

[boreal hearth]

yes

[wintry magnet]

I don't understand, If your bot gets verified here it gets inv to server, But cant people just grief using their bot?

[boreal hearth]

I just had gift cards linked to mine

and now my visa card

[flat matrix]

only reason im avoiding it is cause i was told if i do transactions unlinked bank accounts result in closed account

[boreal hearth]

but I never ever use the visa card

[sleek heron]

I don't understand, If your bot gets verified here it gets inv to server, But cant people just grief using their bot?
@wintry magnet What do you want to grief here? User messages?

[wintry magnet]

No, Not me

[flat matrix]

it gets invited with no perms

[sleek heron]

Yes, I know what you mean

[fair lion]

He will steal usernames

[sleek heron]

But what is there to grief in a public discord

[wintry magnet]

Oh i see,

[fair lion]

[wintry magnet]

no perms makes sence

[flat matrix]

i mean

im pretty sure i got this info from youtube comments

kekw

[sleek heron]

bots can read everything you with your user can read, but can only send in #commands and #265156322012561408

so ye

[fair lion]

Exception is Luca

[sleek heron]

*our bots

[fair lion]

This thing, it scares me

[vast gorge]

our bots

[sleek heron]

o no

[fair lion]

🛠️

[sleek heron]

Communism joke ✅

[vast gorge]

[boreal hearth]

POG!!! 90% acc

[fair lion]

small pp

[sleek heron]

an osu player

if that's osu, idk actually

[fair lion]

Nah, it's terraria

[pallid sun]

thats oeseu

[sleek heron]

oeseu? ösü?

[fair lion]

DOSU?

[pallid sun]

yes

[sleek heron]

👌

[boreal hearth]

it's bosu! man

[sleek heron]

bosu - bad osu?

[boreal hearth]

thing is, bosu! is a real thing

nah man. bosu! is a custom game mode in osu! lazer

[brazen pebble]

osu is already bad

[sleek heron]

https://tenor.com/view/tell-me-more-share-micheal-scott-the-office-steve-carell-gif-5407074

[boreal hearth]

sammy is already bad

[brazen pebble]

ok

[pallid sun]

osu is just a game

[sleek heron]

True.

[fair lion]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-gay-african-media-interview-gif-14003362

[vast gorge]

argh the game

[fair lion]

If only I had full video gif and subtitles

now that would be cool

Anyway, I just optimized my code for RPG

Who's if6

[versed hollow]

oh shit

[pallid sun]

uh, u ok?

[versed hollow]

wrong channel

[boreal hearth]

if6 be testing his self bot

[fair lion]

Is your nickname a prefix

Huh, what if people used their nicknames as prefixes

[brazen pebble]

why would a selfbot have music commands

[boreal hearth]

back in 2017 I used a music selfbot

[brazen pebble]

what

[pallid sun]

what

[boreal hearth]

because I didn't know how to get a music bot and I didn't know it was against tos

[pallid sun]

LMFAO

[boreal hearth]

I didn't read the tos before like 2018

[torn trellis]

Selfbots were a gray area back then, no?

[boreal hearth]

the way I found a bot back then was googling "good discord bot"

[brazen pebble]

yes

[pallid sun]

good discord bot

[fair lion]

Bad discord bot

Who is discord

[pallid sun]

shit discord bots

[fair lion]

Why?

[versed hollow]

ayeee sammy

wassup

[boreal hearth]

eww these 2010 sliders are ugly

[versed hollow]

https://media.if6.codes/files/MRZkQh0GXq

discord is going to burn a whole through my pc soon

[fair lion]

Mine is chillin at 400MB

[boreal hearth]

mine is chilling at 200

[pallid sun]

600mb

[flat matrix]

mine is at 600

[versed hollow]

discord is never usually this cpu active

[flat matrix]

almost 700

[brazen pebble]

@versed hollow hi im compiling rust packages my pc is slow

[fair lion]

CPU is at 3%

[woven elk]

My Discord is at 800MB

[versed hollow]

I tabbed back into discord for 3 seconds and it was at 100%

[woven elk]

idk why the CPU is getting destroyed

[versed hollow]

https://media.if6.codes/files/TeDis4XHP5

[opaque trail]

Use web client

[fair lion]

Just don't open discord

[versed hollow]

@young vessel I just got a message from this bot without saying anything

[boreal hearth]

just don't use discord, problem solves

[versed hollow]

https://media.if6.codes/files/gHrecBYtPO

id 699016235228201010

[sleek heron]

Yup same here

[young vessel]

uh oh

[boreal hearth]

what triggers it

[fair lion]

stinky

[young vessel]

@icy terrace

[boreal hearth]

@icy terrace

[versed hollow]

I guess being iin a voice channel

[hearty saddle]

@icy terrace

[opaque trail]

Tbf i kinda understand if someone would use a client mod

Only if it is for performance and not dumb shit

[boreal hearth]

@versed hollow holy shit what is that audio quality

[hearty saddle]

@river sentinel

[opaque trail]

I should sleep its almost 4am

[hearty saddle]

Hm xD

[timber coral]

Does anyone remember this lol?

[hearty saddle]

It‘s 11 PM here

[versed hollow]

@boreal hearth you literally could not have joined at a worst song

[opaque trail]

Imagine Skler

[boreal hearth]

lmfao

[fair lion]

Who is Sk1er?

[opaque trail]

Mc modder

[boreal hearth]

minecraft mod dev youtuber

[fair lion]

What mod did he make?

[opaque trail]

The op auto gg mod

[fair lion]

What is it about?

[opaque trail]

Bruh

Read the name

[fair lion]

I don't get it

[opaque trail]

Auto gg

[fair lion]

Yeah?

What's the meaning

[opaque trail]

It automatically sends gg when the game ends

[fair lion]

But you said it's MC, what did you mean, killing ender dragon?

[opaque trail]

Server minigame

[boreal hearth]

hypixel

it's hypixel only

[opaque trail]

O ye it is hypixel only

[fair lion]

So?

[opaque trail]

I dont use it lol

[boreal hearth]

e.g. a game of The Bridge ends, and it automatically sends "gg" for the karma

it's just for karma

[hearty saddle]

Don‘t ask what Karma is.

[fair lion]

Useless mod

[opaque trail]

No its very op

[past kettle]

my man in general doing beawt saber

[fair lion]

I just saw that spam join

atMod

I don't play mc since like 2015 I guess

and never played on hypixel

[boreal hearth]

I should make a bot, submit it to top.gg, and then make it so once it joins this server, it will dm everyone with the moderators role with "Thank you for adding me to your server Discord Bot List!"

and mods in mod chat be like "yeah I got it too, I think it dmed everyone, shit"

members: "I didn't get any dm, you dumb"

[flat matrix]

who the fuck thinks this was a good idea

https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/325648177178869760/751906168342839316

[pallid sun]

the fuck

[flat matrix]

ah yes

[balmy nebula]

@boreal hearth why did they put me on break when i haven't even been in for an hour

[pallid sun]

[flat matrix]

send everyone in the server help

[boreal hearth]

what

@balmy nebula who

[fair lion]

help

[balmy nebula]

my job

[boreal hearth]

@everyone help

[balmy nebula]

i came in 30 minutes ago

[fair lion]

prefixhelp

[brazen pebble]

why did that get deleted

[fair lion]

@balmy nebula don't come

[flat matrix]

so with like

[torn trellis]

It was deleted for a reason

[balmy nebula]

i'm already here

[torn trellis]

Please kindly think for a second why it was deleted and don't post it again

[fair lion]

There are reasons

[brazen pebble]

why did that get deleted

[pallid sun]

what shiv said in a nutshell: use your brain please

[torn trellis]

because copypasta spam

[fair lion]

Usage: 50 Energy

I copy pasted it

[balmy nebula]

@torn trellis say the y-word in 10 seconds or get sent to my furry secks dungeon

[brazen pebble]

wha

[torn trellis]

yeet

[boreal hearth]

yard

[fair lion]

Year

[boreal hearth]

yell

[brazen pebble]

yiff

[flat matrix]

in mongoose can I create something like a user schema inside of a guild schema?

or just like insert json type thing there

[tired needle]

N o

Make it a seperate schema

[flat matrix]

separate schema for everything?

[tired needle]

Seperate schema for a completely different thing yes

[flat matrix]

I meant like
guild:
users:
ID:
something:
another something:

hm ok

[brazen pebble]

169/176 🦀

[fair lion]

What is 169/176?

[tired needle]

When you fetch or update a user

Do you want to be able to fetch/update just that one user

[flat matrix]

yea

[tired needle]

Or only be able to do it with the entire object

So that's why you seperate it

[flat matrix]

okay

ty <3

[tired needle]

You can just have a guildId key in your user schema

To link the data

[flat matrix]

Alr ty

[boreal hearth]

with mongo, you can add parent documents if I remember correctly

[jolly zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftvq8JEDICw

[brazen pebble]

yey https://modeus.is-inside.me/uduE0bo3.png

[main brook]

What are you making sammy

[fair lion]

Is it still that OS?

[brazen pebble]

idk man u can guess by my rpc

cringe

[fair lion]

It's literally a spam

gj marco

[young vessel]

wasnt that a jumpscare

[fair lion]

Yes

[brazen pebble]

yes

[pallid sun]

saferty

[young vessel]

oh no miles is back with cursed content

are you high again

[tired needle]

No this is just what I do here smh

This is where I dump my cursed memes

That aren't good enough for any other server

[pallid sun]

aww thanks

[brazen pebble]

u must be in horrible servers for this to be the best

[timber coral]

@tired needle o/

[pallid sun]

@ember matrix https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/272764566411149314/751912414106091550

[brazen pebble]

aaaaaa its actually compiling my thing now https://modeus.is-inside.me/141svlex.png

[pallid sun]

shit it didnt do the thing

[tired needle]

[pallid sun]

My turn
@craggy crown https://tenor.com/view/my-turn-okay-my-turn-despicable-me-gif-12843805

[tired needle]

No Sammy I said the opposite

[brazen pebble]

good

[pallid sun]

miles

what the

FUCK

[fair lion]

What's wrong?

[icy terrace]

Good night

[fair lion]

Can I get pat on the back?

[tired needle]

Glad you like them

[dull socket]

alguien habla español??

[fluid jolt]

comes estas

idk anything else tho

[brazen pebble]

bruh https://modeus.is-inside.me/HRBBOwDG.png

[boreal hearth]

no one:
Sotarks:

1121/5 hypes

[pallid sun]

another atmods

https://tenor.com/view/our-man-in-japan-james-may-bim-laugh-funny-gif-17748929

[versed hollow]

where

[pallid sun]

#support

[vast gorge]

[versed hollow]

does anyone read the rules?

[fair lion]

#Cheese

Why #chees displays one channel but #cheese not

[vast gorge]

of course not lol

[pallid sun]

https://tenor.com/view/james-may-cheese-dairy-gif-17289168

[versed hollow]

Cheese

[tidal rampart]

I'm watching the movie reeeeeeeee

[versed hollow]

about time

the bee movie kinda shit

me and my friends sat down and tried to watch that

[tidal rampart]

Childhood movie for me

[versed hollow]

but the fucking logic of literally everything is so flawed

[tidal rampart]

It's a cartoon

[versed hollow]

neverthekess its a childhood classic aswell

[craggy crown]

UwU

[fair lion]

https://tenor.com/view/breakthesecuffs-gif-9567111

[versed hollow]

we eventually came to the realization that we shouldn't try to put irl logic on this movie and we actually enjoyed it

[craggy crown]

Clever

[vast gorge]

@craggy crown lets keep it sfw here

[craggy crown]

Sowwy

[fair lion]

the P word

[craggy crown]

Poopoo is illegal 😔

[vast gorge]

yes, it is

smh

beaned

[craggy crown]

Ohno

!:(

[vast gorge]

ohyes

[bold herald]

[fair lion]

I'm about to change the way your brain is thinking, imagine 5, that 5 is 5 but is it? 5 is 5 places away from 0 right? No, 6, so why is it 5 and not 6?

aka Jk

[deft geyser]

[pallid sun]

[fair lion]

But you had to think about it for a lil moment

[vast gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/746094012972269578.gif?v=1

[torn trellis]

0 doesn't exist

so

[fair lion]

it gets bigger and bigger

[pallid sun]

big bean blob

[deft geyser]

[craggy crown]

And now, we wait

#development message *cough*

[vast gorge]

👀

[pallid sun]

dice its still fucked a bit

[craggy crown]

How so

[pallid sun]

down by the npmjs bit

[craggy crown]

Oh yeah

[fair lion]

Why you guys explain the universe

[craggy crown]

How did that even happen smh

[pallid sun]

because whitenames

[craggy crown]

Why you guys explain the universe
I already explained black holes

[fair lion]

Can you tell me the furthest moon from the Saturn?

[craggy crown]

Wait wrong one

[fair lion]

According to all laws of aviation

[craggy crown]

Black holes are object of infinite density, or to be precise, they have a center disc that has a thickness of 0 and I diameter to match. But what is infinity? Let's put it into perspective. Imagine you had a beach, a whole beach of sand. For the trillions upon trillions of grains, they would all account for zero percent of infinity. No progress towards infinity would be made if you added any sand, as infinity is not a number, it is all of them. So back to black holes. If you were to pass the event horizon; the point of no return, time would get faster and faster until suddenly it would go past at infinite speed. From the outside, you'd seem to freeze because no light can escape the black hole. You'd simply fade away to them, a 2d image in a 4d world. We don't know if information is lost, we don't know a lot of things. But what we do know is that they most probably exist, and one day the earth (or at least a fragment of earth) will fall into one.
@craggy crown actual kekw

[pallid sun]

ill put dice's message link into my pinned message

[vast gorge]

lmao

[craggy crown]

:D

Advertisement™

[pallid sun]

can i do that though

[craggy crown]

Mod ple pin for the whitenames 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔

[fair lion]

Anybody has 5D chess yet?

[craggy crown]

Chess through space and time

Fuck that I'd rather play scout

[pallid sun]

i have

[craggy crown]

@rigid hinge happy bir

[fair lion]

what if flat

[rigid hinge]

tyty

[pallid sun]

back problem generator? isnt that just getting older

[boreal hearth]

happy birthday @rigid hinge

[rigid hinge]

uWu thanks

[pallid sun]

oh btw berry i got cake back in stock

[versed hollow]

rip headphones. you will not be missed

[pallid sun]

so @rigid hinge heres ur cake

[craggy crown]

Smh it's not pinned yet 😔

[pallid sun]

it takes time dice

[craggy crown]

FiNe

4+ weeks

[pallid sun]

it took 3 hours for me

[past kettle]

that felt so good I can't even describe it.

[fair lion]

but time is not constant

[craggy crown]

Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist

[hazy aurora]

https://youtu.be/asjQNZn7vng

[craggy crown]

The past is far behind you, the future doesn't exist

[pallid sun]

and i spent all 3 hours looking for feedback

[hazy aurora]

wait its all gandalf

[craggy crown]

What's the time? It's quarter to nine, time to have a bath

[pallid sun]

and refining the message

[flat matrix]

always has been

[hazy aurora]

always has been

[past kettle]

always ha- DOH

[flat matrix]

wait my nitro :(

[craggy crown]

What do you mean, we're already clean?

[past kettle]

https://tenor.com/bcZOJ.gif

[pallid sun]

@tired needle cheese cake

[craggy crown]

Scrub scrub scrub till the water's brown

[flat matrix]

I’m a white name noooo @versed hollow please I’m crying

[tired needle]

Happy birthday @rigid hinge

[craggy crown]

Time is a ruler to measure the day

[tired needle]

Enjoy cake 😳

[rigid hinge]

miles is hawt

[craggy crown]

It doesn't go backwards only one way

[rigid hinge]

ty bb

[craggy crown]

Spinning around like a merry go round

[tired needle]

Rocket league?

[craggy crown]

Spinning do fast like a merry go round

[versed hollow]

@flat matrix bruh did you not submit a bot

[rigid hinge]

cant today, cake day special day, tomorrow tho

[craggy crown]

Let's go on a journey

[flat matrix]

I did

[tired needle]

Sounds good bb

[past kettle]

WOOOOOOO

[craggy crown]

A journey through all time

[rigid hinge]

[hollow pier]

A JOURNY THEOYGH TIME

[tired needle]

Have a fun time

[flat matrix]

it’s not accepted yet:)

[craggy crown]

A time that's changing all the time

ITS TIME TO GO TO TIME

But we don't really want to, we're going to miss our show

Don't be stupid friends!

Come on, let's go >:(

[hazy aurora]

@rigid hinge happy bd

[craggy crown]

I'm sorry has nobody seen dhmis

[rigid hinge]

ty

[flat matrix]

ever since my bot got added to bigger servers, my mongo’s read write has gone up

[pallid sun]

i have

[hollow pier]

I have

[flat matrix]

any a lot;(

[craggy crown]

Why aren't you singing bishes

[pallid sun]

@flat matrix thats why i have a caching system lol

[past kettle]

someone hug me

[hollow pier]

Because you are

[craggy crown]

@past kettle *snuggy wuggy UwU warm cuddwy*

[past kettle]

>:

[craggy crown]

@hollow pier are you a computer >:(

[pallid sun]

*clock screaming*

[craggy crown]

🕛

[pallid sun]

ok im off to fuck off to bed gn

[craggy crown]

NoOOOOO

Who am I going to relate to now 😔

[fluid jolt]

@rigid hinge happy bday

[last totem]

beep

[pallid sun]

ok fine i cba to sleep anyways

[fluid jolt]

[craggy crown]

Yaaaaay

[rigid hinge]

tanks

[last totem]

woa

happy birthday

[craggy crown]

Tanks more like

[pallid sun]

my new ts package

[craggy crown]

Oh no

node-is-this-true-or-not

node-make-true-equal-to-one

node-add-two-numbers-together

node-turn-to-shitty-node-package-name

[flat matrix]

is-code-running

[craggy crown]

is-computer-turned-on

node-is-node-installed

[vast gorge]

😩

[craggy crown]

node-return-two

I'm finished sorry qt

node-spam-channel

[vast gorge]

node-ban-dice

[craggy crown]

Noo don't ban me 😧

[pallid sun]

let boolean = {true: function() {return true},false: function(){return false},random: function(){return !!Math.round(Math.random())}}```

[solar sentinel]

@rigid hinge hxppy bxrthdxy

[vast gorge]

and ill delete your message u want pinned too >:)

[craggy crown]

NooooOOOOoOOoO

:((((((((((((( i actually worked hard on it pls no

[vast gorge]

lmfao

am sowwy :(

[craggy crown]

I'll stop with the shitty node pls no delete :ccccc

[vast gorge]

i wont do that

ur too qt smh

[rigid hinge]

@solar sentinel tnamks

[vast gorge]

@rigid hinge oh happy birthday 🎉

[rigid hinge]

@vast gorge skmant

[craggy crown]

@vast gorge u too :3

[vast gorge]

no u

[craggy crown]

:( you is qt as well as me

[vast gorge]

am not

[rigid hinge]

ddoesnt seem very random to me

[soft falcon]

hai

im just adding my bot

[vast gorge]

hi just adding my bot, im starman

[fair lion]

Hi just adding my bot

[vast gorge]

LOL

[craggy crown]

I hate this channel so much sometimes

am not :kittyNotLikeThis:
LiEs >:((((((((

[vast gorge]

[craggy crown]

Does anyone have a spare fursona for absolutely no reason at all

[vast gorge]

[craggy crown]

:c

[vast gorge]

i regret searching up what that means

[craggy crown]

:c

[soft falcon]

https://top.gg/bot/751921558938845326

[fair lion]

[vast gorge]

@soft falcon why...

[soft falcon]

https://top.gg/bot/751921558938845326 invite my bot

[vast gorge]

bruh

[fair lion]

Literal AD

[soft falcon]

@soft falcon why...
@vast gorge what

[vast gorge]

@soft falcon read the rules in #rules-and-info

[soft falcon]

oops

[craggy crown]

I smell bin

[vast gorge]

and also... no-one can see ur bot

[fair lion]

I smell pennies

[craggy crown]

screaming clock

[vast gorge]

mmm easy decline

[craggy crown]

Lmfaoo

[soft falcon]

yes

ill change it soon

[craggy crown]

No change it now

[fair lion]

Will it be about using 300 characters?

[vast gorge]

i suggest you write something mildly useful

[soft falcon]

Alright

[vast gorge]

or you'll be waiting 5 weeks for nothing

[craggy crown]

PAID MEMBERS.repeat(100)

[deft geyser]

Bro I forgot what’s server this was for a moment and almost banned you

[fair lion]

[craggy crown]

Wh-

[vast gorge]

[craggy crown]

Am I missing something

[vast gorge]

idk r u

[craggy crown]

Bean pray tell

[deft geyser]

Bean also happens to be dyno staff. I’ve banned many impersonators

[fair lion]

But was he an impostor?

[craggy crown]

Oh

[pallid sun]

let boolean = {values: {true: true,false: false},true: function(){return true;},false:function(){return false;},random:function(){return !!Math.round(Math.random())},boolean: function(arg){if (isNaN(arg)) throw "Provide a number to boolean";if (arg < 0.5) return false;if (arg >= 0.5) return true;},}

[fair lion]

Why are you still at boolean

[craggy crown]

Um

[fair lion]

why it became an object

[craggy crown]

I think I fucked up

Can someone gimme a furry pfp please

[soft falcon]

changing it

[fair lion]

Matt, how long will this go on?

[pallid sun]

forever

@craggy crown what happen to ur pfp

[vast gorge]

👀

[craggy crown]

Furry.

Me need now

[pallid sun]

once this is done im gonna post it in #development

[craggy crown]

No please don't

[pallid sun]

see what they have to say about it

ok its practically done rn tho

[gritty wyvern]

function isBoolean(input: number): boolean | TypeError {
  if(typeof input !== 'number') return new TypeError('Provide a number to boolean');

  if(input >= 0.5) return true;
  else return false;
}

Is that not better? Why you are trying to create multiple weird functions inside object?

[craggy crown]

https://tenor.com/view/eevee-dance-cute-pokemon-adorable-gif-17092392

[pallid sun]

because im bored

im not actually creating prod code lmao

[soft falcon]

Detailed description too short. Minimum 300 characters. Add your commands. Spaces or empty spaces are not counted.

brah

[past kettle]

\🏓

[gritty wyvern]

Add badges xD

[soft falcon]

what badges

[gilded owl]

300 characters is not a lot

[soft falcon]

ill add more

[pallid sun]

its like 3 sentences

[past kettle]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[craggy crown]

UwU

[gritty wyvern]

Every badge is probably counted as url link, so paste 2-3 to get these 300 chars

[soft falcon]

erm

[pallid sun]

no

[soft falcon]

what badegs

[pallid sun]

thats not allowed

[soft falcon]

ern

[vast gorge]

@craggy crown who are you

[gritty wyvern]

[craggy crown]

U w U

[vast gorge]

[past kettle]

i n f i n t e b a d g es

[pallid sun]

[past kettle]

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY BADGES

[craggy crown]

@vast gorge I am Dice

[fair lion]

I have none

[craggy crown]

You can tell by my flowing maturity

And stunning wit

[vast gorge]

LOL

[soft falcon]

finnaly

its done

[craggy crown]

I need a new pfp

Next image sent

[soft falcon]

hands

[craggy crown]

By a non whitename*

[icy terrace]

yay im a white name again

wait wot

[craggy crown]

[icy terrace]

gotta fix that

[soft falcon]

i wanna be verifed bot maker

[craggy crown]

No send an image

@soft falcon too late

[soft falcon]

what

[craggy crown]

Can't get it any more

[soft falcon]

whay

[craggy crown]

Bots get it but users can't get the badge

[icy terrace]

aight now i am

[craggy crown]

Oh no

[icy terrace]

dont check #logs

[fair lion]

Non whitename

[soft falcon]

when my bot is gonna get aproved

when my bot is gonna get aproved

[vast gorge]

why

[soft falcon]

i want my bot verifed

[vast gorge]

@soft falcon read pins in #support

and be patient please

[fair lion]

@craggy crown if you still need that pfp

[craggy crown]

Tank

[soft falcon]

ay

[versed hollow]

https://media.if6.codes/files/Sudsj4QX4P

[vast gorge]

nice

[fair lion]

Nice

[soft falcon]

nice

[versed hollow]

this isn't nice

[craggy crown]

nice

[versed hollow]

my pc is about to blow up

[soft falcon]

oh fauck

[versed hollow]

this is 156 degrees cesuis we're talking about

[craggy crown]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-thats-hot-looking-telescope-will-smith-gif-14760309

[vast gorge]

lol

[soft falcon]

haha gpu temputer go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[weary idol]

when you cant be original so you steal a copyrighted logo and use it as your pfp

[deft geyser]

[soft falcon]

[craggy crown]

I'll do that too wait

[versed hollow]

It's an intergrated gpu so that's the CPU Temperature

[soft falcon]

rip that pc

[versed hollow]

when this download hits 20GB I'm going to turn my pc off for a couple minutes

[vast gorge]

tbf most people's pfp are copyrighted

[pallid sun]

https://tenor.com/view/james-may-james-shaking-salad-cream-gif-15752983

[vast gorge]

[pallid sun]

salad cream

dont drink salad cream you monster

[warm pond]

What's a copyrighted

[deft geyser]

[icy terrace]

01:39

[deft geyser]

The dyno pfp

[versed hollow]

honestly gonna give my pc a little bit of a break

[weary idol]

rip pc

[pallid sun]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/265156286406983680/747899138812936343/c86.gif

[warm pond]

I know lol, I was just meming™️

[versed hollow]

my pc is a space heater

[fair lion]

Are you sure pfp are copyrighted

[pallid sun]

whitenames upon hearing that free hosting is bad

[warm pond]

kissanime

🦀

[last totem]

helloo

[pallid sun]

https://tenor.com/view/our-man-in-japan-james-may-bim-laugh-funny-gif-17748929 has to be the best james may gif out there

[fair lion]

One random turkish guy dmed, and so he asked for my bot, well, I gave him the site link, now he DM spams me with my own bot's messages

[pallid sun]

some dude asked me what bot i run

and then said he wanted its website

[ripe rose]

Lo-Fi girl pfp?

[pallid sun]

so i gave him the site

but https://jeremy-clarkson.is-inside.me/clpBfKcQ.png happened

[fair lion]

Hmm

[versed hollow]

Lo-Fi girl pfp?
@ripe rose yea?

[ripe rose]

cool

[versed hollow]

It’s this

[ripe rose]

All those adaption

[pallid sun]

https://jeremy-clarkson.is-inside.me/lEBtjcwP.png memories come back thru the sharex history thing

[ripe rose]

sick

[versed hollow]

Which looks 99x Better

[craggy crown]

:)

[fair lion]

I literally I'm laughing at your dms

[versed hollow]

I’m DDOSing it right now

[pallid sun]

that was a month ago

[versed hollow]

he casually says this

[craggy crown]

I remember that

[ripe rose]

lol

[pallid sun]

just fucking admits to ddosing top.gg

[ripe rose]

he got balls tho

[fair lion]

Bruh, actually

[versed hollow]

%

[craggy crown]

@joey

Dam

[fair lion]

Why you gave him your website if he will DDoS it

[versed hollow]

@icy terracey you idiot

OH NO

[pallid sun]

best thing is, top.gg was actually down

[versed hollow]

I did not mean to

[pallid sun]

Why you gave him your website if he will DDoS it
@fair lion i didn't give him it

[sleek heron]

[ripe rose]

@opaque rivet ???

[jolly zealot]

https://speed.cloudflare.com/ new speed test

[fair lion]

Open 100 consoles

[sleek heron]

o noez 3200 bytes of data every second

[pallid sun]

https://jeremy-clarkson.is-inside.me/hhmTxvyU.png there was this tho

[ripe rose]

lol

[versed hollow]

Cloudflare should be an ISP

[pallid sun]

cloudflare saved my ass

even tho my vps ddos protection would've eaten those packets

[versed hollow]

He tried DDOSING YOU LMFAO

[eager echo]

just another script kiddie doing his thing

[pallid sun]

i think i know how he was doing it

[eager echo]

while true {}

all there is to it mate

[versed hollow]

You’re not allowed to Discuss tho

[fair lion]

DM

[pallid sun]

its this https://jeremy-clarkson.is-inside.me/TJpMyaXQ.png

just that

[eager echo]

in theory while true {} works just fine

[fair lion]

Nice latency

[versed hollow]

Ping my website someone

[pallid sun]

no do it urself

[versed hollow]

I’m giving my pc a little bit of a cool down

[pallid sun]

anyways enough lol memories for today

[sleek heron]

@versed hollow No thx I dont want you to have my IP

[brazen pebble]

help i have a shit pc and compiling rust crates takes forever

[versed hollow]

I-

Then don’t compile rust :)

[ripe rose]

@versed hollow No thx I dont want you to have my IP :Fingerguns:
@sleek heron 192.XXX.XXX.XXX

[sleek heron]

192 subnet, lame

[versed hollow]

Compile Javascript

[eager echo]

most good reliable vps providers have some kind of built in ddos protection

[fair lion]

https://speed.cloudflare.com/ new speed test
@jolly zealot, doesn't seem to work good, it only tries to connect with germany for unknown reason

[sleek heron]

Also not true, my IP is 10.0.0.2

[warm pond]

you can ddos my ip, 127.0.0.1

[sleek heron]

10.0.0.0/8 ftw

[eager echo]

192 :troll:

[pallid sun]

@warm pond thank noob i dos u

[warm pond]

oh noes

[pallid sun]

*takes out own internet like bos*

[fair lion]

95.103.223.76 I dare you

[versed hollow]

Takes out own internet like a bo-

[warm pond]

hot

[sleek heron]

Did this guy really send his own IP

[pallid sun]

https://jeremy-clarkson.is-inside.me/oNnYwMzF.png lmao sharex history brings back shit

[ripe rose]

nah

[craggy crown]

[pallid sun]

https://jeremy-clarkson.is-inside.me/jDXax4Oe.gif OH YOU REMEMBER THIS?

THIS IS IN MONGODB COMPASS

AND IT FUCKING PISSES ME OFF TO NO END

[sleek heron]

oh god no it hurts to look at that

[craggy crown]

YES THE FUCK I DO

[ripe rose]

Same in VSCode now

[craggy crown]

AUGH THAT SUCKS ASS

[ripe rose]

Also not centered

[pallid sun]

IT MAKES ME DO THIS https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/265156286406983680/747899138812936343/c86.gif

[craggy crown]

It's even more off center

[fair lion]

@warm pond What server were you connected with on that speedtest

[jolly zealot]

@fair lion works fine for me

Connected to London and I'm from the uk so

[warm pond]

Amsterdam

[craggy crown]

Yaaaay uk

[fair lion]

Bruh, why am I getting connected with fucking Germany

[pallid sun]

fucking ballsack design of mongodb compass

[brazen pebble]

o.O https://modeus.is-inside.me/FlcdRcoG.png

[pallid sun]

fix ur shit mongo bois

[craggy crown]

@jolly zealot can you look at a site for security issues?

[pallid sun]

ill do it

[craggy crown]

Tank

peepeepoopoo.tk you know 😏

[sleek heron]

Yeah no that's not right

[craggy crown]

@brazen pebble rust?

[jolly zealot]

Tf is that @craggy crown

[craggy crown]

What

[jolly zealot]

The url

[brazen pebble]

rust

[ripe rose]

@pallid sun

[craggy crown]

Rust!

[ripe rose]

No preview >:(

[pallid sun]

i know exactly what u mean dice

[craggy crown]

😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏

[sleek heron]

I do too

😉

[pallid sun]

ok dice seriously

[craggy crown]

What

[pallid sun]

why does the search not work

[craggy crown]

Search for aleBot

[pallid sun]

it works but just returns a bloody object

[craggy crown]

Yes it's meant to

[fair lion]

The latency is rigged cause German server