memes-and-media

[fiery birch]

too bad there is no shortcut for snipping tool on windows

[jolly zealot]

@fiery birch there is

[flat matrix]

it’s like win shift s

[jolly zealot]

windows shift s

[fiery birch]

and then you can snip or do you click new?

[versed hollow]

I love sharex

[jolly zealot]

then drag the box

[fiery birch]

i will test this now

[hazy aurora]

what do yall think about cheaters in games

[jolly zealot]

dont like them

[fair lion]

win shift s only works on win10+

[hazy aurora]

minecraft for example

[jolly zealot]

dont like them

[hazy aurora]

I mean

[flat matrix]

it depends

are they ruining the experience for someone else?

[fiery birch]

omg it works!

[hazy aurora]

there is no way you can avoid them entirely

its basically impossible

[flat matrix]

if not then no, if it’s just like having fun in single player or on anarchy servers then no still

[hazy aurora]

you would need something like a perfect anti cheat

and there is always an opening

lol

I mean anarchy servers allow it so its fine

also I don't even often use hack clients just to hack

they have "hacks" like no render

gets you more fps too

lol

since you don't render items

[craggy crown]

Fuck trigger discipline
My finger was in the safe position, the safety was on and the gun was unloaded and open >:(((((

[fiery birch]

google stadia could stop a lot of cheats

[hazy aurora]

could

[craggy crown]

Hehe

[hazy aurora]

but I dont play stadia

or simmilar services

[craggy crown]

Stadia more like wheresMyNose

[pallid sun]

stadia? more like bad

[hazy aurora]

stadia is basiclly the second way to play the actual games

[craggy crown]

Stadia more like steadmatthewia

[pallid sun]

fuck

[hazy aurora]

but worse since you need Internet too

and for any game

[versed hollow]

stadia? more like bad
@pallid sun ⭐

[fiery birch]

you cant inject anything into the exe since it runs remotely

[hazy aurora]

and if ur internet sucks
(which often is the case)
then have fun with the 10 fps

not rly fps

[past kettle]

I have returned from the dead

[hazy aurora]

but the lag u know

[craggy crown]

Oh no he has returned from the dead

[fiery birch]

i'd rather have lag than cheaters

[past kettle]

im a zombie man

[craggy crown]

I think I fucked up my ears

[versed hollow]

no I'm a zombie

[past kettle]

no I AM

[versed hollow]

NO I AM

[past kettle]

NO ME

[hazy aurora]

I only cheat against cheaters

if u can't beat them join them

[craggy crown]

https://tenor.com/view/duty-black-ops-zombies-old-gen-bo3-shadows-of-evil-gif-16477929

[past kettle]

I finna drop by #development

[hazy aurora]

lol

just npm i dotenv

[past kettle]

but it DID that

[hazy aurora]

ez solved in less than a second

[versed hollow]

I finna drop by #development
@past kettle this all the time

[past kettle]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[craggy crown]

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

[past kettle]

let me flip tables in peace ;-;

[versed hollow]

if you wanna hang out in #development you better be ready to deal with some bullshit

[past kettle]

ehh

All I know is travis is bullshit lmao

[hazy aurora]

thats a reason I don't help in development anymore

it just makes me get cancer

[flat matrix]

no there was someone asking how to get id when a user does #development or etc, they said they needed a database

[flat matrix]

yes you need a database to store it, that doesn’t help the question they have currently though

[past kettle]

lol

[fair lion]

bruh

[past kettle]

well before i go into the hell of #development, anyone got a fix? lmao

[fiery birch]

am i green yet

[flat matrix]

install it all manually

[fair lion]

what do you need fix for?

[past kettle]

https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/385837258768515083/751845409961279570

[hazy aurora]

glone github repo bruh

[past kettle]

manually? So like for every dep

[flat matrix]

npm i dotenv

[past kettle]

lemme see if that works in the Dockerfile

[flat matrix]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[past kettle]

im not even sure if its installing the package.json right

[fair lion]

See if you input correct location

[past kettle]

wait... I think something's wrong here but I can't put my finger on it..

[fair lion]

It's your bot right?

[versed hollow]

hmmmmm

[past kettle]

Yeah, a new one. Im trying to work out autodeplyoment

[versed hollow]

[past kettle]

ah grammar yes

[desert flame]

this chibi drawing is cute

[fair lion]

Not much

[versed hollow]

it is

[desert flame]

I like it tho

[past kettle]

[hazy aurora]

very cute

[fair lion]

I more think of lewd as cute, this is how evolution goes

[desert flame]

a senpai in chibi is 10/10

[hazy aurora]

send it here

the image file not the screenshot

[past kettle]

so I guess nobody has any idea? lmao

[desert flame]

thats a visual novel

[hazy aurora]

sad

[desert flame]

thats the image itself not the screenshot

but you can also say its a screenie

[hazy aurora]

crop out the upper half smh

[desert flame]

forgive me if my monitor is limited to 1080p

cause visual novels render at your native reso

[past kettle]

I wonder if i will have any more luck with yarn instead of npm...

[fair lion]

I mean no, by my own opinion

[past kettle]

hm

welp. I can't figure this out, first time doing CI on a dockerized discord bot with autodeployment

[fair lion]

What language are you using?

[desert flame]

english

[past kettle]

node.js under docker

[desert flame]

just joking dont mind me

[past kettle]

(discord.js lib)

[desert flame]

but you do mind my loods do you

[flat matrix]

im using discord.turkish to code

[past kettle]

what?

[solar copper]

@past kettle Is that some github plugin where it says "You, 26 minutes ago", as in it shows github commits.

extension*

[past kettle]

Yeah, I have way too many to count

[fair lion]

What do you mean by loods

[flat matrix]

moddum approvum myum bottum

[past kettle]

an unhealthy amount of extensions

[solar copper]

oosh

I have like 7 i removed a few

[fair lion]

you mean modules?

[past kettle]

but yeh we have no clue whats going on here?https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/385837258768515083/751844880921395302

[desert flame]

loods you already know what I mean

[past kettle]

nah, he was askin bout vscode plugins

[fair lion]

Oh, ok

No I don't get it, explain what is loods

[flat matrix]

npm i dotenv

[past kettle]

But it does that, correct?

[flat matrix]

it can’t find dotenv

[past kettle]

with npm install?

[flat matrix]

it’s missing no?

[past kettle]

It works fine on my pc with just npm install, but on travis it fails

[fair lion]

Oh

[past kettle]

even though it npm install's

[flat matrix]

oh ok

[past kettle]

Even with confirmation in the logs

[fair lion]

Cause maybe it uses other location

Sometimes ../../ isn't equal to ././

[past kettle]

Maybe the third line is of use?

[desert flame]

loods is illegal in dbl is much I can say

[past kettle]

it definitally sees package.json

[fair lion]

DM me then

[past kettle]

otherwise that would do 0 packages

[jolly zealot]

so how does one ask that they need help if they are using their own language

[hazy aurora]

@desert flame ur lood though

[jolly zealot]

out of curiosity ofc

[fair lion]

They don't

[flat matrix]

i use Turkish

[fair lion]

I speak the language of Gods

[desert flame]

if Im not lood then thats not me tho

[fair lion]

But what is lood

[past kettle]

wait...

._.

[fair lion]

are you spelling out lewd? or what is it?

[hazy aurora]

its lewd

[past kettle]

the package.json file IS being looked for elsewhere...

[desert flame]

lood is lood

[past kettle]

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

[fair lion]

There is no such thing

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[desert flame]

me when someone asks me what is lood in dbl to please xig

[hazy aurora]

@desert flame lewd

[fair lion]

So it doesn't exist cause it's Scotland

[past kettle]

LMAO

[desert flame]

I will repost this pic when I see something lood

[fair lion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1ppF7s9OsI

[fiery birch]

the gunsmith in my area doesn't open until 11am

[past kettle]

please travis i beg you

[fair lion]

How much for a weapon?

[fiery birch]

i dont have an ffl

[past kettle]

REEEEEEEEEE

[fair lion]

Just fix the env location

[hazy aurora]

do npm install github url

[fair lion]

also do you know of 'npm run dev'

[past kettle]

The installing is not the issue,

Just fix the env location
@fair lion env location?

wait what?

[fair lion]

Just saying

[past kettle]

hush child

[fair lion]

The error clearly states

That it requires a module that is not in certain location

[past kettle]

it runs on my pc...

[fair lion]

yeah?

[past kettle]

it installs the same way on my pc

It can do the exact steps on travis and work, but travis is saying a module is missing

[fair lion]

What is travis?

[past kettle]

https://travis-ci.org

[fair lion]

so it's like github

[hexed mortar]

you probably installed dotenv as a dev dependency

and ci is installing production deps only

[past kettle]

weird, in my package.json it is stated as a normal dep

[hexed mortar]

are you sure you pushed those changes to GitHub

[past kettle]

Yes. many times over

[pallid pebble]

Lumap.sh has crashed, do you want to restart it?

[past kettle]

heres a log; https://api.travis-ci.org/v3/job/724499024/log.txt

[icy terrace]

I want a server designer

[fair lion]

AD?

[past kettle]

been degrading since one hour ago on the same problem

The only code in the bot currently is just enough to get it online

[hexed mortar]

hmm you don't have your lockfile committed ?

[opaque trail]

@desert flame lewd man

[past kettle]

wait...

yes I do.

[flat matrix]

topgg discord templates and emoji list when

[past kettle]

It might not be copying it over to travis.

[opaque trail]

@flat matrix emoji list is questionable cuz copy right stuff

[flat matrix]

ok

[fair lion]

also lewd

[flat matrix]

fair enough

[hexed mortar]

COPY package*.json /socket-bot

[opaque trail]

im not 100% sure but yea

[past kettle]

I was just typing that up

[hexed mortar]

to capture the lockfile in there

hehe

[opaque trail]

wut is a lockfile?

im a very stoopid programmer

[flat matrix]

it’s a lock file

[hexed mortar]

although thats strange, it should be installing dotenv regardless

[flat matrix]

duh 🙄

[past kettle]

starting build

[opaque trail]

maybe add it to devdependecies?

[hexed mortar]

wait you're building your container but running npm test outside of the container

[past kettle]

wait WHAT?

[opaque trail]

[solar sentinel]

wtf collier is talking?

[past kettle]

sush im back from the dead

[solar sentinel]

sammy hates you now apparently

[opaque trail]

lol

[past kettle]

and its running npm test outside of the docker?

sammy hates you now apparently
@solar sentinel ?

[solar sentinel]

didn't he delete the org

never mind

[hexed mortar]

/home/travis/build/UndefinedDevelopers/Socket shouldn't this be /socket-bot if its running inside your container?

[opaque trail]

^

[past kettle]

good point

[fluid jolt]

hi

[past kettle]

I am very intelligent

[opaque trail]

just realized that lol

i need to learn how to use containers

but i hv no real reason to use em rn

[past kettle]

I need to learn how to dockerize properly.

Wait so how am I suppose to make it run npm test inside of the docker? Im so confused lol

[opaque trail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAkwW2tuIqE :)

that guide is actually useful and clear ngl

[hexed mortar]

you don't need to, Travis is already an isolated environment you can install dependencies and run your tests there and then build+push the container for production

[opaque trail]

hmm

[hexed mortar]

and docker is complicated don't beat yourself over it

[past kettle]

I have been attempting to deploy a docker image to travis, to google app engine, your telling me I can completely bypass the docker part?

[golden bison]

hi

[opaque trail]

o... travis is meant for CI

im a very stoopid dev

i should learn ci

[golden bison]

Just a question

[desert flame]

shookt 200

[golden bison]

How do you create a bot? 👉👈

[past kettle]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[hexed mortar]

i mean you're not going to be running your program on travis CI, I'm just saying for running tests it's acceptable to install dependencies normally and then build the container after you know the tests pass

I still recommend using docker and you're doing well

[opaque trail]

its called continous integration for a reason

[past kettle]

Im using travis to make sure the bot turns on currently and then using it to deploy to Google Cloud without any dev input

[opaque trail]

i understand the basics of it...

[pallid sun]

How do you create a bot? 👉👈
@golden bison with code

[brazen pebble]

rust moment https://modeus.is-inside.me/rkaiutkz.png

[opaque trail]

where github basically runs the code and checks if it works then pushes it

[past kettle]

rust moment https://modeus.is-inside.me/rkaiutkz.png
@brazen pebble why hello sammy

[opaque trail]

and why u need a config file and everything is so the enviroment is the same

[brazen pebble]

60 deps man

[hexed mortar]

most of my CI stuff goes
install deps
test
build container
push to registry

[past kettle]

I was gonna completely bypass the travis and just use github actions, but then it said that something was wrong with payment info... So im using travis.

[opaque trail]

dont u hv a "check if works" after build container

[hexed mortar]

I mean Travis is basically the same as GitHub actions

[past kettle]

true

[opaque trail]

yea

[past kettle]

I would not have to use "external" apps tho

[flat matrix]

when you forget how to access the math text book 😔

[hexed mortar]

I guess, I've been on actions for a while they're very convenient

[past kettle]

know what, I just noticed something...

[opaque trail]

CI is useful when u are working together tbh

[hexed mortar]

though I don't use GitHub actions to deploy directly

[opaque trail]

and checking before productions

[past kettle]

Technically its running two installs at once

Travis install and dockerfile install

[brazen pebble]

sammy hates you now apparently
@solar sentinel :bruh:

[past kettle]

what if..

[hexed mortar]

you can put tests as a part of your dockerfile build but I don't think that's a good practice

[opaque trail]

hmm

[brazen pebble]

i told aprixia delete it and i left because its a dead useless org 🙃

[past kettle]

I did not mean to do that

[ember matrix]

h

[solar sentinel]

kapp

[past kettle]

i told aprixia delete it and i left because its a dead useless org 🙃
@brazen pebble Im currently bringing it back with the bot im working on right now, if you want to be involved dm me but I assume not.

[brazen pebble]

no its gonna die again in 2 weeks

[past kettle]

aight then

@hexed mortar I just realized its not installing deps in the travis install part.

I really am intelligent \🙃

[brazen pebble]

im crying https://modeus.is-inside.me/C0kS8LUr.png

[past kettle]

rust moment

[hexed mortar]

wait until you install/build haskell dependencies

[solar sentinel]

@eager echo http://osu.ppy.sh/ss/15503940/ac31 good morning and sorry for the late play

[brazen pebble]

i will not ever touch haskell

[hexed mortar]

it's a great language you should try once

[solar sentinel]

once

[eager echo]

fantastic

[hexed mortar]

only problem is it takes 30 mins to install deps lol

[eager echo]

where could you have possibly missed the level is easy

[past kettle]

pray

[brazen pebble]

:no:

[eager echo]

actually for 4.5 stars that would technically make it a farm map

[brazen pebble]

worse than node_modules

[spark flame]

Someone just offered to buy my old discord bot account for 5000$ lol

[flat matrix]

what is wait what about that

:hand_splayed:

[eager echo]

i got a similar offer but it was for the early supporter tag

[past kettle]

lmao

[brazen pebble]

retards

[past kettle]

im gonna hold my breath til this functions

intimidation

grammar yes.

[solar sentinel]

here's a better play without mirror http://osu.ppy.sh/ss/15503965/dd35

it's a good map ngl

[past kettle]

OH MY GOD YES

[brazen pebble]

https://modeus.is-inside.me/6q4ppvCi.png

4th chat app but in rust

[solar sentinel]

why do you like chat so much

[past kettle]

chats cool.

[brazen pebble]

🧠

[solar sentinel]

o

[past kettle]

laughs in linux

[pallid sun]

soap 🧴

[shell finch]

How is my sticky notes using network?

[pallid sun]

uploading it to the microsofts

[past kettle]

hands \🖐️

[flat matrix]

sticky nots not using network for me

discord only using 0.1 mbps according to task mngr

[past kettle]

you know something i just realized...

[flat matrix]

wait

IT DOES USE IT WTF

if you edit a note it starts using network

[past kettle]

how do i actually make travis check for a console log

It syncs your notes across your microsoft account

if you log in on another pc you will have the same notes

found that out before I switched to linux.

[flat matrix]

i dont have a microsoft account signed in rn

im using local account

[past kettle]

d a t a c o l l e c t i o n

[craggy crown]

U͍͋͂w̉ͩ̈U̐̓̉

[flat matrix]

exactly

[craggy crown]

@icy terrace >:(

[past kettle]

now god why

[flat matrix]

needs to know about my town of salem gameplay info

[past kettle]

anyone use travis-ci?

[craggy crown]

Who?

[past kettle]

who?

this is who https://travis-ci.org

[craggy crown]

What

[past kettle]

whaat?

[gritty spruce]

Nah I'll just use my test bot

[timber coral]

@torn trellis pog sharding rewrite is done!

because we like posting pictures of shit here

[torn trellis]

[hexed mortar]

I used circle ci for a while before GitHub actions it's really nice but the config is really confusing

[hollow pier]

Some ... Bruh

[timber coral]

oh god

it was a fucking joke

[hollow pier]

It was a joke

[timber coral]

dont actually post shit

[torn trellis]

@stable river Not literally

let's still not

[fiery birch]

The last 40 or so bots reviewed were not approved. That's pretty impressive

[torn trellis]

thanks

let's still not

[timber coral]

@torn trellis please find everything wrong in my code ty

[torn trellis]

Implying I'm a good coder

[pallid sun]

im a js dev but ill find everything wrong with it

[timber coral]

https://im.farfrom.world/sfhteqdibm.png oh pog

Implying I'm a good coder :mmLol:
@torn trellis You make cleaner code than me atleast

[past kettle]

one of my final questions, how the hell do you make travis-ci classify this as a successful build? I can't find anything in there docs lmao

I need it to see Socket logged in!, close socket and move on to deployment

[torn trellis]

"cleaner"

I literally wrote a mod-log reason parser with regex as ugly as possible and I can't understand what it does

[jolly zealot]

so how does travis ci work when i made a change that would error but it passed

[hexed mortar]

why is travis CI running index.js

[past kettle]

To see if the bot turns on, this is bare bones basic ci.

[hexed mortar]

your tests should not involve logging into discord gateway

[past kettle]

I was going to implement code testing at a later time, I thought that was the whole point for error tests

[hexed mortar]

but you're not testing your own software once your tests start interacting with 3rd party services

[past kettle]

hm. Alright.

The thing is, how else do I test it WORKS

I am testing the bot works, then building the docker container and sending that to google cloud, right?

[hexed mortar]

well, writing tests for bots is pretty difficult in general especially if you're using discord.js

[past kettle]

It should be (BASICLY) as easy as logging in, making sure you CAN log in, then move on

(further code tests later)

[brazen pebble]

test locally lololol

[hexed mortar]

what if you can't login? then your code is marked as broken

[past kettle]

we all know what happened last time @brazen pebble

[hexed mortar]

even though it's discord that has a problem

[pallid pebble]

I'm bored

[past kettle]

Hmm, well you got any suggestions?

[hexed mortar]

test the functions your bot relies on

[past kettle]

It would display the error in github later on, though. So we could at least confirm the code is not the problem

[hexed mortar]

and make them pure since they're easier to test

[past kettle]

Hmm.

[past kettle]

For now, this is assuming all is fine at discord, how would you check for the successful login? I just need to test if it is even going to deploy properly, after that Ima take your advice on that.

[pallid pebble]

I need something to do, help

[hexed mortar]

I mean if you think about it you don't really need to check if your bot logs in correctly

[delicate pollen]

@pallid pebble learn birds language

[hexed mortar]

because that's basically just checking if discord works, not if your bot works

[past kettle]

Do you know any integrations that would work for code checking, syntax errors, etc on travis-ci

I am completely new to travis

[hexed mortar]

I haven't used travis in a while so nothing off the top of my head

[gentle haven]

someone's telling me I need to change my prefix because it makes 3 bots go off when I use it

[fiery birch]

Make all your functions pure and just write unit test for your functions. Then make an imperative shell

[gentle haven]

is that a requirement here or something lol

[past kettle]

I would say do !help to find out, but ima keep my mouth shut

[torn trellis]

Not a requirement but a nice thing if you want to use your bot in this server

[timber coral]

I need something to do, help
@pallid pebble write a bot using my lang

[torn trellis]

because bots with common prefixes are unable to read messages in this server

[timber coral]

*lib

[fleet herald]

Unit test everything that surely will make you more productive

[gentle haven]

it isn't a common prefix

[past kettle]

I remberer #265156361791209475 lol

[gentle haven]

it's ,

which is common, but not listed as a common prefix

[timber coral]

@pallid sun @torn trellis btw whats the results smh

[gritty spruce]

@pallid pebble write a bot using my lang
@timber coral whats the lib

[hollow pier]

I never said you had to I just asked you to because it was spamming chat

[pallid sun]

idk i cant read python

[timber coral]

@timber coral whats the lib :CokeSip:
@gritty spruce https://github.com/TAG-Epic/speedcord

[fiery birch]

Unit test everything that surely will make you more productive
@fleet herald building a solid foundation really slows you down. Just build the house it'll be fine.

[timber coral]

time to rewrite pokebot in prod!

[pallid pebble]

@timber coral no thx

[gritty spruce]

Noice

Lumap qt

[boreal hearth]

bad code fact bot be like

[solar sentinel]

what does TAG mean

[fleet herald]

Ayy we got ourselves a company developer here Bois

[pallid pebble]

I know python but I don't want to write bots in it bc it's slow

[solar sentinel]

what

[pallid pebble]

Lumap qt
@gritty spruce yes

[fleet herald]

Welcome to software design 2020

[solar sentinel]

it's not slow wtf

[past kettle]

bad code fact bot be like
@boreal hearth oh my god

[fleet herald]

@delicate pollen can you not

[pallid pebble]

@delicate pollen delete that

[past kettle]

^

[pallid pebble]

now

[timber coral]

I know python but I don't want to write bots in it bc it's slow
@pallid pebble python isnt necisarrily slow, d.py is

[delicate pollen]

lol why?

[gritty spruce]

Bad

[vast gorge]

@delicate pollen don't share stuff like that again ty

[boreal hearth]

I would've shown you the code but I ain't leaking the code of my only successful bot

[past kettle]

welcome to #rules-and-info may i take your ban?

[pallid pebble]

python in itself is not meant to be fast af

[delicate pollen]

i haven't watched the vid some guy sent me it & said post it in a random server

[fiery birch]

Some people are just evil

[boreal hearth]

but trust me, the code will give you a headache

[fleet herald]

If you don't see what's wrong with that you lack empathy

[vast gorge]

@delicate pollen well don't, thats just dumb

[timber coral]

python in itself is not meant to be fast af
@pallid pebble js isn't either really

[pallid pebble]

@delicate pollen well you and this guy are stupid then

[boreal hearth]

it already gives me pain just to maintain

[solar sentinel]

@pallid pebble that's not true

[delicate pollen]

@pallid pebble i don't even know what the video is lmao

[pallid pebble]

js isn't fast too, but I don't feel like switching to c# rn

[hollow pier]

[opaque trail]

@timber coral qt lib when™

[fleet herald]

@delicate pollen then maybe don't fucking post it

[pallid pebble]

@delicate pollen you could have watched it first lol

[timber coral]

@timber coral qt lib when™
@opaque trail effort

[opaque trail]

lol

[timber coral]

HOLY FUCK

[delicate pollen]

too lazy to

[hollow pier]

Even from the thumbnail it's obviously animal abuse

[delicate pollen]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[past kettle]

well if you looked at the thumbnail it would of been obvious

[fleet herald]

White names are a such a joke

[timber coral]

never logging on pokebot with full debugging on lmfaooooo

[delicate pollen]

well if you looked at the thumbnail it would of been obvious
@past kettle the vid was all black

[timber coral]

so much god damn output

[opaque trail]

tbf all languages hv their own comprimises

[pallid pebble]

how old are you to have that amazing iq

sarcasm ofc

[delicate pollen]

who

[fleet herald]

You

[pallid pebble]

you

[past kettle]

So your too lazy to watch a video yet your lazy enough to download said video, make up excuses and upload it to #memes-and-media ?

[opaque trail]

i miss huggo

[solar sentinel]

ah yes, ages and roles

[hollow pier]

And iq

[solar sentinel]

classic

[delicate pollen]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[past kettle]

I see, you are a special specimen

[versed hollow]

you dare let light into my lair

[delicate pollen]

no..

[versed hollow]

you must die

[opaque trail]

also @pallid pebble and @timber coral languages itself aint super slow... its the quality of code

[solar sentinel]

and your code sucks

[pallid pebble]

i miss huggo
@opaque trail do you really want me to be Huggo again?

[opaque trail]

no lol

[gilded owl]

just because he posted something that he shouldn't have doesn't mean you guys need to start fucking insulting him jesus christ

[pallid sun]

ok so i made this 10x better

any """""""""""free""""""""""" hosting is/will either:

1. not intended to be used as hosting for bots
2. not actually suitable for hosting for bots
3. not actually free
4. will get your token stolen
5. all of the above

[opaque trail]

lumap sounds more original

[fleet herald]

also @pallid pebble and @timber coral languages itself aint super slow... its the quality of code
@opaque trail languages can add overhead and be inherently slower

[opaque trail]

true

[fiery birch]

I'm going to get my radioactive sights installed now.

[solar sentinel]

lu.map(x => x.lu)

[pallid sun]

https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/272764566411149314/751864438436528170 so long lmfao

[opaque trail]

but the differences in speed only matter when scaling

lu.map(x => x.qt)

[pallid sun]

evalled ur shit telk

[
true, true, true
]```took me 69420ms lol

[opaque trail]

like ok... there is a speed dif

[fleet herald]

I'm going to get my radioactive sights installed now.
@fiery birch what

[pallid pebble]

lu.map(qt => true)

[fiery birch]

Night sights

[timber coral]

@fleet herald I mean yeah thats true, but not writing horrific code still makes a huge difference

[opaque trail]

but its its ms

[timber coral]

Why did I do this again

[opaque trail]

idk

[fleet herald]

@timber coral flashbacks to yanderedev

[hollow pier]

@timber coral aaaaaaaaq

[opaque trail]

if statments vs switch

also epic wut distro?

[hollow pier]

Python if it had switch 🚀

[fleet herald]

If statements aren't actually slower btw

[timber coral]

also epic wut distro?
@opaque trail

[gilded owl]

doesn't the compiler just make that many ifs into a switch

[opaque trail]

ur not a cultist right?

[fleet herald]

In most modern languages long if statement chains get compiled to switch

[gilded owl]

yeah

[timber coral]

@timber coral flashbacks to yanderedev
@fleet herald my code isnt that bad right?

@timber coral aaaaaaaaq
@hollow pier wha?

[fleet herald]

@timber coral haven't seen it

[gilded owl]

but still those ifs are also a sign of a deeper issue imo

[opaque trail]

doesnt switch only works for some stuff

[past kettle]

aight im boutta shoot travis-ci

[hollow pier]

@timber coral the text spam

[timber coral]

https://github.com/TAG-Epic/speedcord

[fiery birch]

What does a switch statement look like in machine code?

[past kettle]

[opaque trail]

like chaining if statments are sometimes needed

[past kettle]

What does a switch statement look like in machine code?
@fiery birch hell.

[timber coral]

@timber coral the text spam
@hollow pier yeah its super useful for debugging though

[fleet herald]

@fiery birch it's a sequence of if checks and gotos

[pallid sun]

@ember matrix you can search for it now https://jeremy-clarkson.is-inside.me/cr3E98rY.png

[opaque trail]

wow

[ember matrix]

Ah nice

[solar sentinel]

actually good one

[versed hollow]

dad jokes are the bane of my existence

[opaque trail]

actually a good one

i feel like only a decently smart person will understand it

[tender nimbus]

No stars? angrydad joke noises

[ember matrix]

@pallid sun I've just pinned it to my clipboard

‎

[gilded owl]

@tender nimbus here ⭐

[ember matrix]

Along with the blank character

[tender nimbus]

[opaque trail]

@tender nimbus starboard is shit rn so dont use it as a way to measure things

[flat matrix]

‎test ‎

[tender nimbus]

Im going to get my own starboard, with hookers and blackjack

[opaque trail]

with hooters?

[fleet herald]

Why did 21 people star this dead meme

[tender nimbus]

That too

[pallid pebble]

can a mod pin this #development message

[pallid sun]

thanks lumap im honoured

[pallid pebble]

seriously

[pallid sun]

i doubt a mod's gonna pin it tho

if you try hard enough they might but

[opaque trail]

yes

[pallid sun]

im frankly proud that lumap thinks its pin worthy

[past kettle]

OH MY FUCKING GOD YES

[opaque trail]

i think we need to add

@pallid sun tbf it kinda is

[pallid sun]

if y'all think so go get a mods opinion on it

[opaque trail]

~~I am a mod ~~

the only thing is... it has quite repetitive content

and has some terms like "small nodejs site"

which dumbfucks dont understand

[pallid sun]

ok how can i refine it

[opaque trail]

idk

[pallid sun]

small static sites?

[opaque trail]

i guess

[pallid sun]

just small websites?

[flat matrix]

what does that mean

[opaque trail]

hmm

glitch kinda allows quite scaleable website

512mb is kinda large if u optimize

[flat matrix]

im frankly proud that lumap thinks its pin worthy
I think it’s pin worthy too tbh

[opaque trail]

just most people dont rlly optimize shit

@pallid sun u hvnt meet more dumbfucks in ur life i see

[pallid sun]

hehey but you aren't a mod lmao

i'm gonna explain what a token is

[opaque trail]

why?

[pallid sun]

cuz some people are just that much of a dumfuck

[opaque trail]

eh i guess u could a bit

[flat matrix]

that’s what I said

[opaque trail]

i would make the messages a bit shorter tbh

and use stupid people terms

[pallid sun]

look people cant be that stupid

[opaque trail]

sadly they can

@pallid sun some people dont understand how to read data in json

[pallid sun]

slowly refining it

[white dagger]

ayo bruh

[flat matrix]

I didn’t know how 2 years ago

when I wanted to do bot development

[white dagger]

what does everyone use here to keep ur bot online 24/7

[flat matrix]

a VPS

[pallid sun]

a server of some type

[white dagger]

i have something else

[pallid sun]

yes?

[white dagger]

and for some

ungodly reason

it actually works

[flat matrix]

home hosting best for me though

[white dagger]

// this will be used to keep the bot alive 

const express = require('express');
const keepalive = require('express-glitch-keepalive');

const app = express();

app.use(keepalive);
app.get("/", (req, res) => {
  res.json("You're bot should be online!")
});
app.get("/", (request, response) => {
  response.sendStatus(200);
});

const Port = 3000;

app.listen(Port);
``` i use this ,_,

[pallid sun]

glitch?

[white dagger]

i dont use glitch

i did but dont no more

[pallid sun]

good

[flat matrix]

heroku

[white dagger]

im seriously bamboozled on how this small bit of code actually works in keeping my beast of a bot alive

[pallid sun]

@opaque trail I refined it, can you take a look at it? https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/272764566411149314/751864438436528170

[white dagger]

so if anyone wants to keep their bot alive without using some big and fancy program of sorts like heroku, there u go

tis free ,_,

[opaque trail]

probably add "steal your credentials in "a scam"" even thou u hv it also in the other part

other than that seems good

[gritty spruce]

Person above is qt

[pallid sun]

done that telk

is it more pinworthy than before

[solar sentinel]

yes

[pallid sun]

cool

[icy terrace]

Bruh momento

[eager echo]

@solar sentinel good morning\

[solar sentinel]

but it's 2:36am :(

[eager echo]

technically morning for some people

[solar sentinel]

good morning

[flat matrix]

am is still morning

[opaque trail]

@solar sentinel go sleep

imma sleep soon™

[solar sentinel]

speak for yourself

okay same then

[eager echo]

i just set s on blastix riotz

god_mode = true

[past kettle]

Just gonna put this here

[flat matrix]

wait it’s only 499????

upgrading soon straight up

[past kettle]

[hazy aurora]

https://youtu.be/7zSKwLqh2rQ

[gritty spruce]

[brazen pebble]

FUCK YEA THAT IS MY SENATOR WAVES AMERICAN FLAG

[past kettle]

that moment you watch the video

[hazy aurora]

everyone else probably fell asleep

[pallid sun]

im back here to ask for more feedback on this: https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/272764566411149314/751864438436528170

[vast gorge]

it's a bit unreadable atm

its just a wall of text

[pallid sun]

i agree

but how do i make it more readable

[vast gorge]

linebreaks

more spaces etc

[versed hollow]

like

This

[past kettle]

or

this

[pallid sun]

yea but that'll make it too long and discord will be unhappy

[fair lion]

Nice

[vast gorge]

screw discord >:(

[fair lion]

\n be like

---

[past kettle]

[gritty spruce]

Waiting for the day discord dies and something else will come out

First person I'll add is @vast gorge ❤️

[vast gorge]

[flat matrix]

I might try and become a fiverr dev so I can pay for hosting shit I want to host

😩

[fair lion]

Why? @pallid sun

[hazy aurora]

@vast gorge qt

very qt

[vast gorge]

@hazy aurora bigger qt

[flat matrix]

i want to host websites but I don’t have money

[pallid sun]

did i make it better

[versed hollow]

000webhost

[hazy aurora]

my uncle pays my hosting

[fair lion]

It looks a bit more readable

[hazy aurora]

he is pretty nice for doing that ngl

[fair lion]

But why did you spend your time on explaining how free hosting works

[hazy aurora]

I don't even use my hosting lmao

only the business im in does

[flat matrix]

I mean I could probably use my parents to pay to host it for me

[pallid sun]

But why did you spend your time on explaining how free hosting works
@fair lion got tired of whitenames asking for free 24/7 hosting

[flat matrix]

but no

[fair lion]

Heroku

[flat matrix]

I am independent big boy

[pallid sun]

not truly 24/7 is it

[fair lion]

It's 23 days afaik

[pallid sun]

plus it has numerous limitations, see
4. Incompatible with some libraries - some hosts can't use things like sqlite, ffmpeg or others meaning you can't store data or play music which can be bad but is not bad unless your bot does any of these things

[versed hollow]

I hate public vc in dbl

[fair lion]

Does heroku forbid the music?

[pallid sun]

no its just shit at doing it

[flat matrix]

heroku doesn’t allow copyrighted and im assuming music falls under that

[pallid sun]

also you can't use sqlite because data is cleared every time it restarts

[flat matrix]

So if you get caught gg

[fair lion]

Join the mongodb gang

[pallid sun]

slow

[flat matrix]

Atlas

[pallid sun]

atlas is alright i suppose

i prefer self hosted cluster ngl

[fair lion]

I don't get it

[flat matrix]

I don’t have a VPS

[fair lion]

Isn't Atlas a part of mongo?

[flat matrix]

so I have to use atlas, home hosting:)

[pallid sun]

atlas is mongo

[fair lion]

So why you say it's slow but then you say it's alright

[pallid sun]

on heroku its slow

at least i'd presume it is

[gritty spruce]

@fair lion got tired of whitenames asking for free 24/7 hosting
@pallid sun repl.it with pingbreak is good, its at least close to or is 24/7 unless downtime happens

[fair lion]

[pallid sun]

that allows people to see all the code and local db's - see Most free hosts have some sort of catch, limit, security flaw or are ineffective for discord bots

[gritty spruce]

Only time I've seen my bots go down is downtime

[fair lion]

Why show code to other people

[brazen pebble]

https://modeus.is-inside.me/6PyOokVs.png :>

[gritty spruce]

that allows people to see all the code and local db's - see Most free hosts have some sort of catch, limit, security flaw or are ineffective for discord bots
@pallid sun makes a .env file to hide token

[brazen pebble]

i hate this

[pallid sun]

code and a local db?

thats still leaked

[gritty spruce]

Idc if people see my code

[slow estuary]

Sa

[gritty spruce]

Its shit but it works

[opaque trail]

The service itself can sell it

[fair lion]

My local DB looks like - userData - inside -> nothing, purpose? - stores warns but I'm lazy to make them save

[pallid sun]

still, considered security flaw

[opaque trail]

Or exploits

[slow estuary]

🇹🇷

[pallid sun]

1. Limits - they may limit storage, ram or CPU and sometimes these limits can be reasonable also applies

[brazen pebble]

open code isn't a security flaw lmao what

[pallid sun]

lmao ur right

but if you have a local db it can be

[fair lion]

But why would you share your hard worked on code

[brazen pebble]

why do u think open source is popular

[fair lion]

Cause people like to steal from those

[flat matrix]

because I’m a nice person and want people to use my host referral link

[slow estuary]

...

[hollow pier]

I would share my code if it was good for it to be shared

[pallid sun]

i'd share my code if it wasn't full of proprietary packages

mainly my mongo stuffs

[slow estuary]

[fair lion]

I would never share mine honestly

[flat matrix]

why are you sending emotes

[pallid sun]

please stop

[flat matrix]

😩

[gritty spruce]

I'll consider my code hard work when I implement a punishment system like UnbelievaBoat

[pallid sun]

[fair lion]

It's just too much stuff that I don't want others to see, like the entirety of 44KB file which contains full mechanics of RPG system

[slow estuary]

[flat matrix]

atModdums

[fair lion]

atat

[pallid sun]

@@

[gritty spruce]

@@

[flat matrix]

<@&264445053596991498>

[brazen pebble]

Cause people like to steal from those
@fair lion no??? do u know what a license is

[gritty spruce]

@@mods

[pallid sun]

[fair lion]

But they still steal lol

[cedar seal]

@weebs

[gritty spruce]

[fair lion]

What do you expect from a license

[hollow pier]

[gritty spruce]

Time to copyright my code

[brazen pebble]

ok u don't know what a license is

[hollow pier]

Pretty much - a licence just means people shouldn't do it. People still do it

[fair lion]

@gritty spruce Not if I copyright it first

[spark flame]

My code is open source but its in the terms that you must say its owned by me or I can sue you for my college funds

So far everyone has abided by it :(

[gritty spruce]

@fair lion

[flat matrix]

Sue then

[pallid sun]

ok ill use ur code without credits @spark flame

[spark flame]

thx for the college $$$

[fair lion]

How much are your college funds and how much of a code there is?

[spark flame]

😩

[pallid sun]

aye no problem

[brazen pebble]

yea that is the thing u can sue for stealing lololololol

[spark flame]

I pay 35k per 6 months @fair lion

[fair lion]

Bruh

[gritty spruce]

Wtf

[fair lion]

I actually do like Poland for having free uni

[pallid sun]

so does scotland iirc

[gritty spruce]

Americans be like for college

I pay 35k per 6 months

[flat matrix]

i feel called out

[fair lion]

😄

[gritty spruce]

Northern Ireland colleges are free

[fair lion]

I just remembered one time I saw where guy sued himself

and he won

[gritty spruce]

Lol

Imagine if he lost

[timber coral]

@torn trellis ping pong

[gritty spruce]

I wanna ping pong the qt

[fair lion]

My bot has pong ping cause it has negative ms

[timber coral]

@gritty spruce do it

[pallid sun]

lol

[gritty spruce]

@timber coral there

[timber coral]

@gritty spruce why did you ping me

[gritty spruce]

Cause qt

[timber coral]

Nooooooo

[gritty spruce]

Yessss

[timber coral]

@torn trellis am being boolied send help

[fair lion]

Boiled?

Who is cooking

[pallid sun]

me

[fair lion]

or maybe who is cooked

[timber coral]

I hate you all

[pallid sun]

i am cooking epic

[gritty spruce]

Dam

We all love you too epic

[torn trellis]

what's going on

[fair lion]

Casual cooking

[torn trellis]

Who is being cooked

[timber coral]

@pallid sun no

We all love you too epic
@gritty spruce fuck you

[pallid sun]

fine ill cook myself

[gritty spruce]

@torn trellis we cooking over here

@gritty spruce fuck you
@timber coral <3

[timber coral]

what's going on
@torn trellis im being boolied

[torn trellis]

Why are you being boolied

[timber coral]

Idk

[gritty spruce]

I called her qt

[flat matrix]

host bot in discord servers

-0 ping

[torn trellis]

Thanks for stating the truth

[gritty spruce]

Np shiv

[torn trellis]

but it was a redundant reminder

[fair lion]

Who is cuting

[icy terrace]

Hai Shiv

[fair lion]

Actually now I get why 'cutting' and not 'cuting'

[torn trellis]

Hi

[boreal hearth]

I am happy with that https://osu.ppy.sh/ss/15504533/c435

[timber coral]

@torn trellis BRUH FUCK YOU

[fair lion]

Small pp

[icy terrace]

Oi

[torn trellis]

Aw

Epic

I love you too! ❤️

[icy terrace]

Lmao

[torn trellis]

inb4 I get blocked

[boreal hearth]

I've just earnt like 100 pp today lmfao

DT = pp

[fair lion]

small pp

[timber coral]

I really want to block you

[torn trellis]

but

[icy terrace]

Why be mean to Shiv :c

[eager echo]

@solar sentinel good morning

[fair lion]

so you play with tablet

[eager echo]

im an actual god now cuz i took speed

[timber coral]

Because I hat him

[solar sentinel]

pog

[timber coral]

*hate

[icy terrace]

These mods put up with our bullshit all day long, imagine how they feel

[fair lion]

And you are still bad with tablet?

[solar sentinel]

small pp

[eager echo]

these mods kinda dont care about the server

troll face chungus moment

[opaque trail]

Kek

[pallid sun]

[fair lion]

Who's the mod, we chillin at this BBQ party

Matt, how's the cooking

[icy terrace]

They still put up with our bullshit 24/7/365

[silk shard]

Botun onaylanması için botun oynuyorunda yardım komutunu gösteren bir yazı bulunması şart mı?

Bir arkadaşım bulunmak zorunda diye söylemişti.

[pallid sun]

Matt, how's the cooking
@fair lion help i cooked my arm

[fair lion]

We can't let it run dry, quick someone bring sauces

[timber coral]

@icy terrace he has to put up with a lot of my bs lol

[pallid sun]

thanks

[solar sentinel]

actually sleeping for real, gn lmao

[pallid sun]

good night flazepineapple

[timber coral]

@torn trellis I love and I hate you at the same time

[torn trellis]

gn flaze

[icy terrace]

If you hate him that much, then just don't talk to him. Simple

[torn trellis]

ly2 Epic

[opaque trail]

Don't we all

[torn trellis]

It's a special kind of relationship, Pamda

Don't mind her

[opaque trail]

^

[timber coral]

@icy terrace am I not supposed to talk to my boyfriend?

[opaque trail]

Its a bit different

[pallid sun]

oh i have yet to collect shiv's opinion on the message

[fair lion]

It's 'complicated'

[torn trellis]

Love-hate relationships are yes

[brazen pebble]

cringe

[torn trellis]

which message, Matt?

[pallid sun]

https://discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/272764566411149314/751864438436528170 this one

[icy terrace]

Well, it was never mentioned to me that you both we're dating

Were*

[opaque trail]

Lol

[torn trellis]

[icy terrace]

Auto correct

[torn trellis]

Guess you're now aware

[opaque trail]

Tbf i think u should pin it shiv

[fair lion]

Pin

[opaque trail]

But nons also dont read pins so

[silk shard]

Is there a text showing the help menu when the bot is playing?

[timber coral]

If you qualify blocking eachother constantly as dating sure

[icy terrace]

I do sometimes

[silk shard]

I guess my bot is playing because it sends too many requests to the API.

[opaque trail]

Huh

[fair lion]

What? @silk shard

[torn trellis]

If you qualify blocking eachother constantly as dating sure
@timber coral I never blocked you wdym

[timber coral]

Oh yeah true

[torn trellis]

The blocks are one-sided

😂

[silk shard]

Does a post need to be found showing the help command in bot state to approve the bot?

[fair lion]

What?

[torn trellis]

@pallid sun I'll take a look and see if we can pin it

[silk shard]

Huh

I can not tell my problem.

[torn trellis]

thanks for bringing it up

[pallid sun]

i take it you like it

[fair lion]

@silk shard What's the problem?

[silk shard]

Does the bot need to have a text showing the help command in the playing part?

[icy terrace]

No

[torn trellis]

Nah it's a generic message that says "I don't fucking know what to do with it so give me time while I atmods in the mod chat"

[silk shard]

I am Turkish. I can speak little English.

My bot is a giveaway bot. Since he is editing the message, he eats the request and the player is playing.

@icy terrace

[opaque trail]

Hmm

[fair lion]

If you mean does it need to show in his status the prefix and help command, the answer is no, it doesn't need it to be verified

[opaque trail]

Dont edit the mdssahe constantly?

[pallid sun]

Nah it's a generic message that says "I don't fucking know what to do with it so give me time while I atmods in the mod chat"
@torn trellis nice

[silk shard]

If you mean does it need to show in his status the prefix and help command, the answer is no, it doesn't need it to be verified
@fair lion yes yes

[torn trellis]

[opaque trail]

Shivaco is undesishiv

[silk shard]

@fair lion thank you friend :)

[fair lion]

Someone wants to get my RPG skills some balance?

[icy terrace]

Tbh, I've been thinking about embedding my bots responses. But at the same time-its not ready

[pallid sun]

undecishiv

[torn trellis]

fuck you all man

[pallid sun]

sorry

[torn trellis]

Trying to make this server a cool place and y'all just bully

smh

[pallid sun]

[fair lion]

Who's bull

[torn trellis]

Matt obviously

[gritty spruce]

Trying to make this server a cool place and y'all just bully
@torn trellis ly but not as much as starman

[fair lion]

Oh, I see now, the bulls go after red after all

[torn trellis]

I think I need to take his booster role away

[pallid sun]

im sorri

[torn trellis]

Apology accepted

[fair lion]

And so they lived ever happily

[pallid sun]

aah my eyes

[torn trellis]

Because it's flashy

[fair lion]

wtf is this emote

[versed hollow]

there are no apologies in my anarchy server

[torn trellis]

And you could've asked me in DMs

[versed hollow]

destroy each other. no accidents no witnesses no frinds

[winter compass]

https://discord.mx/?f=90pfpk777a.png discord broken or are there duplicate accounts XD

[pallid sun]

discord broke

[hollow pier]

@fluid obsidian triple gay

[pallid sun]

because it always is

[flat matrix]

that happened before

i had a server list of just me

[fluid obsidian]

okay

[flat matrix]

and it stayed for like 2 days

[hollow pier]

[winter compass]

Thats the bottom of the top.gg server list XD

[fair lion]

[icy terrace]

:d

[versed hollow]

I mean atleast they're not hoisting

[timber coral]

@torn trellis fuck you too <3

[pallid sun]

rude

[torn trellis]

❤️