#memes-and-media
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golang is sufficient for the task
why not just use rust or go
why not
and if you really want the marginal performance boost then rust
l0l
indeed
time to make a rust hastebin clone 🧠
if you come from a js background it might take a while
wtf I have chrome and spotify and my pc has not exploded, I am proud
but in python
rust?
ctrl + s
also why did steam recommend me nekopara
how to mitigate ddos in one line
https://github.com/vysiondev/hexfs/blob/930d7213a2ef7983b7287464de58ffb0ff8b51f0/serve_upload.go#L25 
smh
vysiondev


if (life == "shit") {
return;
} else {
sleep();
eat();
code();
}
by ending this program you end your life
are you sure you dont wanna make an infinite loop
same
finally
it's either jly or matthew
i migrated my emails to domain so when i send emails/reply to them it looks like its coming from my site 
can we talk abaut roblox == tinder?
no
btw vys
thanks God
this is perfection https://modeus.is-inside.me/wCeTY5nk.png
why did you change your github username
ethanwritescode was super long
also because my real name is actually next to my github username see
Zephlyndev
your real name has always been there
Hi Ethan, im Adam
vysion is how i am better known so google searches will turn uip results
ethan chungus
hello adam
Kinda thicc 
lmao
how hard is it to guess my name if i say it is 4 chars long and 75% of the chars are vowels
n
Nick
75% of em are vowels 😩
what kinda name ends with n thats not john
yes, Nick
ur name is aeon
no
idk
gcp gay
good
hm
hi
i dont care about ur ass shitty yt propaganda bullshit on meme pages
I love it when google fucks my CDN
🦀
lol if6
time to go on gamejolt
for what?>
hey telk chill im a bot, relax
games???
i thought u said 6k
dont give ideas
soon
jail
for the brain health of all users here, i say n0
vysion is how i am better known so google searches will turn uip results
@eager echo
eoin
no
empowering young people
wew
can't see? well fuck you
guys, want share the origin of your discord username?
nope
u go first
picked 3 random keys
picked 3 random keys
Beans
u go first
i was thinking on a server name, then this go to my head
sammy is a nice name
then i deleted that server and i put this name to me
jly is a nice name
if6 is a name
Hi
Bean is a nice name
bruh yalls are all "beans" or random lmao and mines named after my dead moms old tag
Telk is a nice name
IF6 is a terrible name
noup
people keep asking me, "what does it mean?"
some random said to add ette to the end
and the truth is IDK myself
i can't change it since ill lose my cool discrim
nobody asks about it they just think's it's jelly
is ur name aaan
nobody asks about it they just think's it's jelly
i think was your real name smh
people will now call her jelly
funny how people think im a girl
because
some random said to add ette to the end
@brazen pebble https://media.if6.codes/files/DiscordPTB_0r8mj86jyv
@brazen pebble arent u bi?

yea but im also male
i c
the last time i find a guy trying to date me, thinking im a girl
tbf sammy is a male nameish
samuel
i default to male if no gender is named
unless its like xiuh which sounds like a girl
yes
she is??

she 's a mother lmfao
oh
lol
bean is male i think
its on starboard like days ago or weeks idk
70% of discord users are male, change my mind
changed your mind
ez
why is modeus inside you
who starred this and why https://canary.discordapp.com/channels/264445053596991498/502092022740418560/748564957012033566
@brazen pebble a 2y old with bad sense of humor?
que
que
que?
porque
@lusty cliff put that gun down

bean... do u agree xig is not the right person to give a gun to
i know worse people to give a gun to

man i hate smw
yes
interesting
i keep losing powerups for dumb reasons
btw what time is ti for u rn? 10pm or 11pm?
11:30pm
hmm ok

Burger king foot lectuce
borger
@finite heron how long is ur bday 
@rigid hinge can't even clutch smh
you rage quit i dont wanna hear it
i didn't rage quit
ur a useful asset as a spectator smh
i accepted our loss and the fact that we were unlikely able to win but you said that you'd be able to win
but you weren't
what
wdym what
maybe shoulda helped me smh
it's pretty simple, you said you could win
you never said you needed help
i only help people when they ask for it
i literally said "help me"
it was too late
no i had closed the mc client as well
but i'd have to open my client
smh
which would take 3.2 hours
rage quitter peepeepoopoo
whatever
lol
best stay out of it telk, i don't want berry coming after you now
if6 stop typing

@deft geyser critical hit!
parmesan lingerie
since when was roo a cute anime girl?
leave
suppose I was not to ask? what would you do then? would you try to forcibly shove this information down my throat? unfortunately, as I stated before, I have not requested this information and would appreciate it if you would shut the fuck up. Please and thanks
@foggy ore faxs
i read that every time
you are no longer allowed to read my name
@versed hollow context?
what the heck is linguine
pasta
not sure tbh
name too complicated
I’m unfiltered rn
bruh...
its a new copypasta
respectfully asking people to stfu because no one asked
ravyoli when
imagine not knowing the different type of pasta
tbf... it is so common for people to call anything pasta related that is long like noodles as spaget
also @foggy ore how do u imagine Mr Parmesan Lingerie?
for the love of god no
honestly, i envision people as their pfp
@opaque trail i honestly just don't
so every time parm talks, oh boy
@deft geyser yea same...
thats a wild one
so im a cute anime girl?
i kinda recognize people from the pfp
yes
goal reached
im a cute orge?
yes
rawr
wha
so *pasta noises*?
flip flop
yeah pretty much
parmesan linguine tends to be a creamy type of pasta
you might, i don't need anything
very roug
i cant even count the times ive seen "i had @deft geysers for lunch"
there's a surprising amount of people named after food
it's not even uncommon for me to encounter other pastas
theres also the classic "are you a baked bean or a coffee bean"
sounds more like a bean problem tbh
there is too many types of @deft geysers for me to decide if a @deft geyser is good or not but one detail i know for sure is @deft geyser is a good @deft geyser

your name's too vague

yeah true
i shall now refer to you as jellybean
understandable, have a nice day
you aswell
@deft geyser can i call u bean-kun
sure
beanbag is also popular
floppy beans 
what
@icy terrace i'm never ever playing beat saber again
Daily art or smthn
did u make it or naw
fresh_bobatae
you think I have the artistic skill to conjure up such a beautiful drawing?, that would be incorrect my friend. Instead, I have taken this image from the real artist’s instagram account. In hope that you notice the watermark which has been made to the point where its visible from a distance
I’ve been extremely verbose tonight
maybe because I’m bored...
lol
I just had a dream where I joked about simping, then Veld banned me and I had to pass a 5* in a three-man score to get unbanned. Then I woke up.
Hã
what
I legit just woke up. It was a dream
smh
i think ive hit a new level of "losing my shit because i need sleep"
lol
bruh
hot
how did u get "thigh"
ask nicely
I have a thigh fetish don't mind me
lewd
ye
atVeld pls don't ban me for joking about simping Belle Delphine like you did in my dream
aprixia uses that to his advantage too
if i had any photo editing skills i would 100% edit the movie poster
Sky high but thigh high
make it thigh high and with anime girls
yes
want me to make a low quality version?
i thought of it as i was leaving work and god im glad masks are a thing. because i had the weirdest grin for no reason

lol im not alone thinking stupid alternate stories of movies and shit then just smile super randomly
i sometimes get it in front of the laptop and people think im smiling cuz the content on my screen lol
gn bean hopefully u dont grow up into a large bean
Get Curiosity Stream for just $14.99 for the entire YEAR or only $2.99 per month: https://curiositystream.com/kurzgesagt
Sources & further reading:
https://sites.google.com/view/sourcesweaverants
Deep in tropical jungles lie floating kingdoms ruled by beautiful and deadly ...
for the first time ever im the first to post a kurzgesagt video 
you ever just ben
always has been 🔫
oh and you got promoted from trial
indeed
yeah, finishing trial then getting web mod was last 24h
about then
maybe a bit longer
nice, go decline some botums

He’s gone?
he left a while ago
F
why'd he leave
was he demoted?
lyss also finished trial and got web mod so make sure to congratulate her too 
i mean
now you have to do queue ¯_(ツ)_/¯
i stg they should just do top.gg premium and pay modums
uh
yes?
wait top.gg premium??
@balmy nebula, 5$ a month for quicker bot approval, no ads, and a 2x vote multipler
it looks like someone sent a message with an embed 
what?
yeah it is/ tthats how my log works 4head smh
it's all fun and games til someone masspings
@rigid hinge 
thats why everything is in a code-block
@balmy nebula you can send content and embed through bots in 1 message
careful, you can override code blocks
Thats cuz jesus christ is-
.replace(/`/g, "'")
welp brb
yeah im not getting banned for racism today thank you
Thats cuz jesus christ is-
@versed hollow on fiverr
i thought invites still went through codeblocks
Thats cuz jesus christ is-
@versed hollow, my savior
discord.gg/dbl
o
ads ban
@balmy nebula uhh hi
huh?
you thought i wouldn't find out?
please tell me that whitename was just joking and sent a vanity
but in case not, @lusty cliff
what did i do
what did the whitename send? dm me
a real invite
oh, was it a embed, cause i saw a embed earlier
What
didn't see the code tho
@frozen basin what do u think of my suggestion for suicide in ur server
you did something bad
@lusty cliff some whitename is sending a embed with a invite afaik
what do u mean skull
i think its a embed cause:
A: someone said embed
B: snipe bots don't work
@icy terrace Don't send that here ty
Christiancord ban speedrun?
What
JOKE
thats not how server logs work
Luca did the deletie
@balmy nebula what did i do?
@rigid hinge also tbh
uh oh
i wouldn't bother trying to repost user messages as content
I see
Failed Vanity Joke
it's way less risky to do it as an embed
Dont
vanity joke, but bad word
Are you fucking kidding me
lmao
mute 🔇
I will just mute you
embeds have much lower character limits @balmy nebula
Ah
@lusty cliff 
which is why i did it in content in the first place
make a hastebin server
no
discord.gg xiggystinky
thats dumb
does sharex text support hastebin?
i can just repost the message
plus if you're sending it in codeblocks
brUh
that's 6 characters
im 6 away from the limit so what
lmao its better than being limited to 256 or whatever it is
it does @main brook
description has like the most characters
@opaque trail how about custom hastebin servers?
if so im really excited to finally get sharex, instead of the knockoff, magiccap
magiccap is a frickin electron app
yeah well its the only thing that works on mac
pretty sure they allow any server
@rigid hinge bigger brain: if it's too fat send a text file
magiccap is okay for what it does, but it doesn't have a lot of features
@main brook tbf what i hate about mac is u cant rlly paint over anything
so i just use the default screenshot tool
then upload it
no actually magiccap does a really good job of painting over
defualt screenshot tool is great, but uploading it takes time
u know how it works?
yeah i used it for a while before i found out about magiccap
well yeah it opens it in a new virtual desktop
which isn't like a good way to do it
but its the only way to do it on mac
yea...
have you used it before?
not really
magic cap also has broken installation on a chromebook running arch
fresh kde install
once you select something it takes ~6 seconds to upload
i made an electron app(uses 50mb cuz im so lazy to optimize and stuff) that basically uploads the image
shit doesnt work right out of the box
well its for mac, linux support is beta
oh its for mac
but im excited to finally switch to a PC (with sharex)
ngl macos was pretty good, so imma keep my laptop
macos is cleaner than windows imo
ya
tonk?
tonk?
@opaque trail yes
I feel like it that time of year
delete all the shit screenshots and images on my phones
lol
sadly @versed hollow apparently sublime isnt that robust for js syntax highlighting
how does json look like for u?
stop stealing all my storage reserved for anime then, Google!
lol
@opaque trail how many percent of your online messages contains "lol"
math
oh wait haha funny number
smh
Some underage kid raided my server that just got created, he was co-owner just because I unfriended him bruh
omg the official peanut
Hello there, old sport
pls sign my eye
Hmm
I am jokin' in case you didn't get that
Ye ik
yes but modums
Goodmorning!
I’m just minecraft animator, bad bot scripter, mee6 staff trainee that noone knows
Hello there
mee6 staff trainee?
mee6 staff trainee
I'll believe the other stuff, but that one, no
^
Unofficially official
Hm
yOu CoUlD'vE jUsT mAdE tHaT
Hmm
show member list
ok then I guess
wait where's brendan
also mee6 isn't the best for gods sake, its a paywall
I couldn't translate for them, my Norwegian sucks
im a translator for hypixel, free stuff
lol really?
Depends, they somehow need to earn money. That’s how world works

yep wait let me prove it
and Norwegian is my native language
Genuinely disappointed in you Praixai
Praixai
I just joined hypixel for first time. World haven’t even loaded and I got temp banned (18 days)
nani
how fast did you type, shivaco
Normal speed
oh I see
time for the first annual album purge
By the way, note to server owners: some bots might have "nuke" script. It’s quite simple to make but it’s really dangerous
The same speed I have when not being DM'd by Epic
here proof, https://i.imgur.com/mOuhWqT.png
you messed up my name on purpose
No..?
oh
@main brook they use Crowdin?
then how did you write "Praixai"
yeah they do @torn trellis
LOLL
nice 
ban
@hollow ocean Just no
@main brook you got free stuff?
Imagine self advertising not in self advertising channel
epilepsy emojis too
i did over 10k strings @icy terrace
oh yeah?
wew
i did over 10k Integer
Amateurs.. I did over 1 million steps in this year
Around your house?
@torn trellis hotel? shivaco
The sun is a deadly lazer
Bet you were just standing in one place stomping your feet
not anymore
@main brook imagine being ewbtax
No, sometimes I stay up late and I drink up the paint
Library Purged :)
@torn trellis imagine developing a api, thats not even fucking tested
Quick translation-
Godz. - h (hours)
Min. - m (minutes)
me when somene asks me for help with their bot and the main file is 448.0kb
Oh yeah, about that
My screen was on 19 hours straight bruh
It works on 0.4.0 without any special changes
can i upgrade to 0.4.0 is it on pypi?
Download through the github repo
Only changelog isn't up-to-date and some other insignificant things
link
I just did something epic. Someone just got banned from Discord for bullying me. That’s what you get for bullying peanut.
pip3 install git+https://github.com/top-gg/DBL-Python-Library
Or something like that
It's on the repo itself as well
@torn trellis whats the egg name
Oh there are no .whl files as of yet
By the way, another Minecraft animator made that
@main brook i am jokin
well how would i do it in requirements.txt
cause i need egg name for that afaik
git+... afaik
im too lazy to ssh in so im just gonna auto-update
@torn trellis and when pypi release
sa
sa
By the way, why did Discord games got banned?
You Turkish?
hello friends
Hi
By the way, why did Discord games got banned?
@bold void, wdym by banned
They cannot be installed, played and gifted
When I'm done with the fucking changelog
they can, they just removed the troll games (and terminated owners accounts)
Because guess who can't keep track of his crap
Slime World?
was it approved?
why ta fuck novone say hi to me
hi @velvet flame
Idk
Because you are lewd
i am not lewd
Also hi
hello friends
@velvet flame hello there, old sport
When you don’t have nitro:
:sharking:
its not seizure
yes it is
We don't enforce that rule as harshly in this server
it doesnt change colors fast enough?????
Yeah that's epilepsy
that is a seizure emote
1hr in to ayaya intensifies
what the fucking fucjing fucking duckigj fuxking
Seizure? I saw worser things. Some days ago I just survived bush on fire. (Gone sexual) (police called) (bush died) (I almost died) (I have no friends soo I’m doing shitty memes)
Uhhh
she looks 10
no
She looks 19
Child friendly server 
god dammit
Hm
F
TIMO HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Thank you chief 
Wait, soo this server is giving the bot developer badge?
timo personally if u wanna order anything off my menu dm me
you suck :)
@bold void no
u get half off
Wait, soo this server is giving the bot developer badge?
@bold void, nope you can't get the badge anymore
Wait, soo this server is giving the bot developer badge?
@bold void no
&top
Hm
@velvet flame 
@icy terrace https://annoying.name
lol
That’s called flex.
LMFAO
that's a really good meme.
garlic toast
except its been reposted
watch till end
Stop
god dammit wet backs
Copypasta - fake
aww
nice
next person's message is my nick
Meanwhile in Chernobyl there’s mutated bot
Stop giving me PTSD

k nick changed
nice thanks
Interesting
No homo
Man train wifi sure isn't fast. Didn't expect much but god damn
Memes aside, that anime is great
what is it
happy bday @warm pond
Timo just use your home internet smh
Zombieland saga
Drugs song in roblox army
qt lvl increase!!!!
owh
is it the 31 aug for u?
For like 8 hours now yes
i c
58 minutes for me
ur 5 hrs behind me
wait what @velvet flame are you PST
In Poland, we don’t say “FUCK OFF”. We’re saying
no
Waking up on your birthday belike
Ah yes lemme just use my home internet kilometers away. Big brain moment right there
lmao
@warm pond happy birth day
Yes Holanaf
wait turn off ur phone so u get the ping
Happy bday
I'm on my pc now
fuck
a
turn off ur pc

Ehh.. noone ever said to me happy bday ;-;
why i want to enjot timo's bday
because enjoying is overrated
forget renai circulation. yui again is where its at
funny number 










that means u dont update ur apps which makes me dislike u
oh wow i just went into #rules-and-info and its hella stinky in there
The new update on every app is "network bug fixed"
its performance fixes and stuff
k update then
That means ads are displaying when ur wifi is off
I dont want ads, and they stopped upgrading
just use adblock
get a vpn level adblock
vpn level adblock
pi-hole or discord.gg/jailbreak
Error dude
how does that work
google pi-hole @warm pond
its not a vpn, but it uses the iphone's vpn service to run the adblock??
something like that. we talking about iphone
@warm pond its to disable ads in apps
@warm pond we're talking about ios apps ffs
^^
wack
u gotta jail break cuz iphone is ass
Jenny is my friend’s name
u dont need jailbreak for a vpn level adblock
i said or
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Hm.. use TOR bruh
@warm pond https://i.imgur.com/e9jLc65.png
wdym sketchy smh
bad organisation
TOR Stinky
UH OH, STINKY, POO
Ppl use it just to order shady things
Looks hot
FaRt
u are getting demoted by oily now
Poggers
lmao
Idk if I sent this before
You did
is that brave?
Yes
does brave use chromium?
I like talking to him
or firefox
what is dat?
@main brook coming back to your copy-pasta from earlier, I don't want to see anything like that from you anymore. Mentioning anything about the blue whale challange again will result in a ban or very long mute.
oof
yeah that is anti pog
here’s a copypasta you might like
now timo answer my question right now
suppose I was not to ask? what would you do then? would you try to forcibly shove this information down my throat? unfortunately, as I stated before, I have not requested this information and would appreciate it if you would shut the fuck up. Please and thanks
Brave is based of Chromium

ok
what browser is not based on chromium and isnt kinda eh
Fuck. I need tech support from ya all
dont want it but i was just curious
except firefox and safari ofc
Safari is Apple Based
uhh
remember discords game store
ofc they would use their own engine
safari uses webkit
My desktop froze down, and error said “application Desktop stopped working. If you wait, it can start working again. Do you want to close it?"
I selected yes. Now my Desktop is gone
my games went invalid 
Hmm
my dock
bruh timo
what
the browser is really good
google search bar doc 
so ofc I use it on my phone as well
brave has a pretty good ad bloocker
cuz i have like 150+ passwords on my google acct and i'd rather not transfer all that over
bruh
why
respond to ur text messages homie
i use google assistant when my hands are full
No, I have just 3 contacts on my phone
also why 7 pages of apps woah
You wouldn’t get it
yah i dont guess so
^
3 page gang
^ this
I have folders
^
@velvet flame show first page fully
U think what’s in these pages?

technically one of the pages is the widget thing so
Well middle page then
my first page is all for productivity
my second is just chill(and the only screen which i show)
my third is widgets of calendar and stuff
gn
scratched out my banking app and schooling app cuz its local
@warm pond
they shut down smh
mcdonalds app needs to be easily accessible
i just never uninstalled manga rock
cuz i memorize apps by location so i need a replacement app for that spot
bruh
last
wew
bad jailbreak
that is quite the icons
green brave when
jailbreak makes battery life go ✌️
¯_(ツ)_/¯
being able to change the default browser on iphone is all I want man
and being able to uninstall safari
^^^
theres a tweak for that ;)
ios 12?
jAiLbReAkInG
dont care i prefer battery life and warranty over default browsert
i have apple care plus
XR
xs max
wack
cri
wack
11 pro gang
its blue tho
I removed some apps..
well i got an xs max when it came out and haven't felt the need to upgrade yet
Hmm
I guarantee theres a tweak to turn siri into google assistant
u can if you’re smart about it
no u have to wait for a new jailbreak
if you know what you’re doing
Hm.. noone sends me mail except Discord.. sad
either u restore rootfs and lose jailbreak or wait for a new jailbreak before updating
The IRS Sends mail to my house
Jailbreak?
Youtube Reborn Pog
I still need to test but I believe that the wifi card in my current phone is quite shit which might require me to use the upgrade cause even with hotspot in my room connection is still shit.
Don't really want to though. This phone is good enough as is.
U mean that game or something else?
what
Wdym by jailbreak? Something else or game
BRUH
btw, who wants vpn






