general

[sullen bridge]

Yw

[pine trout]

r

giv me your crypto qwallet

[fossil path]

LOL

[pine trout]

this me when i leave a 1 star reviewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W-ZxMeL-Bw

[hollow tundra]

You owe me 69 cent pound sterling innit brother

[sullen bridge]

INNIT

[sullen bridge]

I don't understand crypto

[frosty flint]

ain't no way igloo got mai bunny pillow

[hollow tundra]

Wagwam as it were

[sullen bridge]

If someone showed me how to make money thru that then I'd learn tbh

[frosty flint]

everything can make money

[hollow tundra]

Step one: scam people

[frosty flint]

that's why we have scam youtubers

[sullen bridge]

Need to find people to scam

[hollow tundra]

Step two: tax fraud OR money laundering

[sullen bridge]

Yall got friends u don't like?

[hollow tundra]

You have a position of authority in this server. Start from there

[sullen bridge]

TRUE

[pine trout]

it's easy

[sullen bridge]

How to get banned 101

[hollow tundra]

Yeah my boy Neo could use being scammed tbh

[pine trout]

you just drop in like 10k

and then you wait

[sullen bridge]

Wth

Wait for what

Lose my money??

[pine trout]

no

[hollow tundra]

Economic collapse

[pine trout]

they go up

no no

they will go up

[sullen bridge]

What app do u use

[pine trout]

i am the best fininacial adviser

[pine trout]

binance

[sullen bridge]

O.k.

[hollow tundra]

I'm a very good stocks trader

If SAS stops sucking balls I'll be rich

[pine trout]

i wanna see when i first showed my wallet in here

so we can do some quick maths

oh ok found it

this was in 2023

[pine trout]

And the same crypto now is worth this

[hollow tundra]

Mmmmm nice!

[pine trout]

i tried day trading it never worked

honestly

just throw a big amount of money and wait

[sullen bridge]

Step 1: get big amount of money

[pine trout]

call bank

and be like

i got this great plan

[hollow tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-aurther-morgan-plan-goddamn-gif-23408364

[sullen bridge]

Great plan to be in debt

[pine trout]

only if there was a way we could control time

@toxic solstice top.gg stock when

i wanna be an early investor

and then i pull as soon as it reaches 10 cents

the entire project collapses

[flat robin]

10 cents, you're optimistic!

[proven garden]

throwback to when i made a fake stock market but used the top.gg API and turned all the bots into stocks

[pine trout]

lol

[pine trout]

switch account btw, you are talking from the marco one

[proven garden]

wat

[pine trout]

switch to the blue role

we all know you are veld

[proven garden]

ah yes sorry

[flat robin]

I'm wanting to make something like this in my game actually

inspired by stalk market in animal crossing

[pine trout]

that would be too advance for the average discordian brain

you'd have to teach them stocks

[flat robin]

basically the currency in the game is gold and you can directly spend gold, if you find silver you can't spend it you must convert it at a bank

but each bank has different varying exchange rates that fluctuate like stocks

and the fluctuations vary depending on the bank location in the game world and the guild id the bot is on

so where it's low in one place it could be high in another on someone else's server

people could figure this out for animal crossing, and in GTA V

I'm sure it will be simple enough, there's lots about stock trading that is irrelevant for a simplified model

[pine trout]

Brain is back at using top.gg as his notebook fr fr

[faint mountain]

meow

[faint mountain]

[fossil path]

burb

grass*

[tidal bane]

Lgor

[boreal belfry]

Yk what’s funny? I do have epilepsy

I use that specific one because it’s not too fast

Chat I’m being dumb rn

Is rpm revolutions per minute or rotations per minute

[hollow tundra]

I had epilepsy but outgrew it

[boreal belfry]

It’s revolutions

[boreal belfry]

I still have it but mine triggers really weirdly

Too bright light in a dark environment;
Fast light difference;
Too colourful;

[hearty quarry]

pretty sure its rotations, but revolutions means pretty much the same thing, so they are interchangeable

[boreal belfry]

It’s revolutions I ddg’d it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolutions_per_minute

[hearty quarry]

lel

[boreal belfry]

As it references its rotational speed

Rotation can’t have its own speed

So

[hearty quarry]

smart

[boreal belfry]

Revolution = 1 full rotation at its speed

[hearty quarry]

in portuguese its rotations

huehuehue

[boreal belfry]

I used to date a Portuguese guy in like

2020

[hearty quarry]

portuguese from portugal?

[boreal belfry]

Mhm

[hearty quarry]

cool

did he say "caralho" a lot?

[boreal belfry]

Idk

I forgot

I turned him trans bc I was trans

[hearty quarry]

lol

[boreal belfry]

I dated him for 6 full months

My longest relationship like

Ever ngl

Actually my current one might be longer

Idk lemme check

Nvm

My current is 4 months

[knotty crag]

@hollow tundra u realise what u just signed up to right

[hollow tundra]

I have no clue

What have I done

[knotty crag]

15th

[hollow tundra]

BROTHER all I said was I'm convinced nom is a Swedish jet fighter

[woeful rivet]

I woke up to $200 airdropped to my phantom wallet and I played bj with it now Im at $500

[knotty crag]

she showed smthng else

nom is gaslighting again

[hollow tundra]

Has she photoshopped my dms yet again

She's literally gripen

[silk plank]

Bruh valorant fucken trolled me

[hollow tundra]

Why are you in valorant discord

[fossil path]

It's time to listen to more music than last month

[boreal belfry]

Why are you in Roblox unofficial, valorant, dyno, hashtag,

[fossil path]

just took a picture with @nooobiiib (roblox user)

[boreal belfry]

Who the fuck is noob

[boreal belfry]

Ur site is racist

It doesn’t show English even when I choose English

[fossil path]

yes i know

[fossil path]

racist?

[fossil path]

its available only for v3

because am updating it

and I had a little issue recently

[boreal belfry]

Mf ur shit didn’t even work

[fossil path]

I accidentally moved all folders from development to production

[fossil path]

?

i also know

[boreal belfry]

I had to translate it to Italian :’(

It says

[fossil path]

ok

[boreal belfry]

“Couldn’t connect to bloggor”

[fossil path]

i know

smh

[boreal belfry]

“But u can still play what the floosh”

[fossil path]

bro stfu

i know

[boreal belfry]

FIX UR SHIT RN!

[fossil path]

its a website

wtf

[boreal belfry]

DO IT DO IT DO IT !!n

Smh

[boreal belfry]

No shot bro

(Shot not shit)

[boreal belfry]

LMAO WAIT WHAT

HOW

HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY-

[fossil path]

was modifying locally

lol

[boreal belfry]

Mf uses sudo for everything

[fossil path]

i

i

i

[boreal belfry]

Stop spamming

[fossil path]

naw it's cloudflare pages

[boreal belfry]

Oh worse

[hollow tundra]

Igor I will lock you in JAIL

[boreal belfry]

@toxic solstice when do I get SSH key

I wan ssh key

[fossil path]

wtf no

[boreal belfry]

I’ll lock you

Wait no too young

[boreal belfry]

Ur too young

[fossil path]

v3 = development
main = production

[boreal belfry]

My gigachad

I’m not that invested

[fossil path]

so i forgot to change branches

ok

[boreal belfry]

@hollow tundra drop the @ so I can send you an accurate Italian pizza

😎

Also Igor wants a timeout

[fossil path]

I don't

[hollow tundra]

Dropped it! Now what?

[fossil path]

m

@hollow tundra i created the best playlist

[stuck spindle]

Wait this is hilarious

[boreal belfry]

Awe man… not that @… I needed the other one!

[boreal belfry]

Bros pinky a paid actor

[hollow tundra]

I've no clue what @ ur after ngl

[hollow tundra]

Thank you lizard

[hollow tundra]

Mmmmm rock

[boreal belfry]

The other one

[stuck spindle]

April fools I got you lmaoooo

[hollow tundra]

FUCK YOU LIZARD

[stuck spindle]

April fools AGAIN :)

[hollow tundra]

I've no clue what different @ you want

[hollow tundra]

YIPPIE

[fossil path]

wtf

hi guys

[boreal belfry]

The second one!

[boreal belfry]

wait this is hilarious

[silk plank]

> wait this is hilarious

[stuck spindle]

I know that’s why I said it

[boreal belfry]

I know that’s why I said it

[boreal belfry]

No literally 😭

Like unironically

[silk plank]

> I know that’s why I said it

[boreal belfry]

saving this for future

[stuck spindle]

😐

[fossil path]

👍

[echo oar]

Idk man I’m too tired to read it

[boreal belfry]

It is(n’t)

[west ledge]

[polar tendon]

I have to know how to convert from asm instructions to binary by hand.. talk about fucking useless

[west ledge]

by... hand?

[stuck spindle]

What if all compilers on the planet stopped working

[polar tendon]

Yup

So useful to know

[west ledge]

i mean asm is pretty close to binary so

[polar tendon]

This is why I’m paying $14,000 per year to go to school

[west ledge]

shouldn't be that painful to you

[polar tendon]

To learn how to do things that I don’t need to know how to do EVER

like, the only reason you’d need to know how to do that is if you make compilers for a living

Even then that’s a stretch

Massively

Actually no, not compilers

[west ledge]

but hey, systems programming, it's a field you're interested in right

[polar tendon]

Assemblers

Yes but this is different

Converting is absolutely useless

[west ledge]

so you can turn your breakfast lang into asm and then into binary

[polar tendon]

You can just look it up and get your answer in a few minutes

Fucking stupid

[west ledge]

lmaooo

what's next, making your own kernel?

[polar tendon]

That would be fun

But we don’t do anything fun in this class

We’re currently being told how to divide 2 integers in binary with the physical hardware of the computer

(Yet again, useless as fuck)

I’m not a computer engineering major I do not care how the ALU does shit

Cannot wait to be done with this year

Then most of my bullshit classes are done

[pine bobcat]

Hel,o

Hello

[frosty flint]

hi

[west ledge]

hi sayuri

[frosty flint]

hi nil

[west ledge]

hru? how's ur render

[torpid wasp]

Yeah not from there though

[silk plank]

i know where fish lives if you want me give that to you 👀

[torpid wasp]

no thanks I am good! I know that fish lives in the sea

[marsh wharf]

what if fish is a freshwater species

[torpid wasp]

well then the fish's name would be fresh water fish

[stuck spindle]

@hollow tundra this u?

[hollow tundra]

EXPOSED

[hybrid dragon]

hi

ive come to cause despair and chaos and ive created a new library

wait a second can i Legally say its name

eeehh itll be fine

@alan404/discordjsx

have fun :3

[ripe junco]

Gday from australia

[hollow tundra]

Wait react discord lib

[short swan]

sup guys do you have advices on how spreading a discord bot? because some get rejected because they join servers specifically to ask if they want to use their bots and im pretty confused rn

[hollow tundra]

-auctions

[lilac geyser]

Top.gg Auctions

Auctions Information

You can find out more about Top.gg auctions by reading this support article.

Current Auctions Stage

We’re currently in the stage of Auctions Bidding. This stage runs from <t:1712084400:F> (<t:1712084400:R>) to <t:1712602800:F> (<t:1712602800:R>). During this stage, you will be able to bid. At the end of the auction, you will be given 24 hours to pay.

Auctions Timing Update

Next Ads Go Live / Next Auctions Starting: <t:1712084400:F> (<t:1712084400:R>)

Next Auctions Ending: <t:1712602800:F> (<t:1712602800:R>)

Apr 1, 2024, 5:08 PM

[short swan]

aight ill look into it thanks

[stuck vault]

Hi can I list a server on top.gg?

[hollow tundra]

No

Sorry I mean that we've removed servers

[coral plover]

LOL

[tawny shuttle]

...

blursed

[sullen bridge]

So this wasn't a joke lmao

[prime harness]

its easily bottable

fetch("https://discord.com/api/v9/users/@me/lootboxes/open", {
  "headers": {
    "accept": "*/*",
  },
  "body": null,
  "method": "POST"
});```

bahahah

[hybrid dragon]

yes :3

[idle plover]

Hy

[hybrid dragon]

and, it does fully work, useState/useEffect etc, and you can put onClick to button components

[fossil path]

gaming

[tawny shuttle]

a question of why

[vivid leaf]

aw fuckin no, I thought discord couldn't get greedier and they just implement lootboxes

[faint mountain]

[vivid leaf]

ah damn, aprils first

I forgor 💀

[hollow tundra]

Could you send some example code?

[hybrid dragon]

productive self harm :3

jk

bcuz its Chaotic

so funny

[tawny shuttle]

fair

[fossil path]

@hollow tundra your pfp with that avatar decoration

so funny

[hollow tundra]

Yessir

[open herald]

returns not allowed to me

[fossil path]

L

[open herald]

yeah man so L im gonna cry now

what languages do u know @fossil path

[sullen bridge]

OK guys I need a cool dragon name

Look at this lil dude I picked up

[fossil path]

Portuguese and English

[sullen bridge]

@hollow tundra @strong spindle

[open herald]

imagine getting the translator role knowing only 2 languages

[fossil path]

yes

[sullen bridge]

How many do you know

[fossil path]

:trollface:

[sullen bridge]

...

No

[sullen bridge]

🤡🤓☝🏽

Ok bye

Idk sounds like a name ppl can make fun of mate

[open herald]

still the same

[hybrid dragon]

https://github.com/TheAlan404/discord-jsx/blob/main/examples/test.tsx

[tired ocean]

cupcake

[hollow tundra]

YOOOOO name him Dill

[hollow tundra]

Thx

[dull yew]

Does anyone want to give me one dollar?

xD

[silk plank]

lmaooo

i love trolling mee6 staff

[sullen bridge]

Yalls dragon names suck I'm sorry

It has to be super cool 😎

[fossil path]

?

wtf is that nickname

Bryan

[hollow tundra]

Flomer

I combined two words for that cool name

[edgy patrol]

my bot votes went down from 28 to 1

is that the april fools joke

or did i find a glitch

[vivid leaf]

calango da peste

[edgy patrol]

what

fr?

[vivid leaf]

yes it does

[merry temple]

Yup, first of every month

[sullen bridge]

What 2 words

[sullen bridge]

What that mean

[hollow tundra]

I'd rather not say

[sullen bridge]

😭

[vivid leaf]

well, in the literal translation it means "doom lizard" (nordestino -> portuguese -> english)

but it's more of an expression

equivalent to thingmabob

anyway, wasn't being serious, you could name it Lzard or smth

[sullen bridge]

Oh lol

Nah I named him Sardior

Those sound very cool

Will keep as nick

[vivid leaf]

those are literally taken from movies/games lul

[runic wren]

Hello

How r u?

I'm fine

studying rn

wbu?

[echo oar]

@toxic solstice sup clown

[echo oar]

Huh

[tired ocean]

got the same thing for valo

[west ledge]

sup misty

[echo oar]

Sup

[toxic solstice]

honk

[quick meteor]

guys I will be officially deleting my discord account it was nice knowing you

[hollow tundra]

Everyone is clowning

[hollow tundra]

Ok ✅

[stuck spindle]

why

[quick meteor]

jokes on you it's april fools

shoulda seen the look on your faces

(im schizophrenic)

[west ledge]

but it's April 2nd

[hollow tundra]

Guys can we reinstate leo

[quick meteor]

not yet

12 minutes

[west ledge]

already four hours into April 2nd

[hollow tundra]

Bro was the jester

[quick meteor]

lol

[west ledge]

agreed

[hollow tundra]

The best leo moment I ain't sending

And NO it ain't the reason he got banned

Another moment

[prime harness]

https://tenor.com/view/this-isnt-an-airport-no-gif-26083761

[stuck spindle]

clown doesn't fir my profile unforunately :(

urs fits really well it's kinda crazy

[hollow tundra]

Thank you lizard

[stuck spindle]

april fools

[hollow tundra]

I love you

YOU HAVE BEEN APRIL FOOLED

HA HA HA HA

[stuck spindle]

:(

I know you mean it

[hollow tundra]

My aprils fool was the aprils fool

[hollow tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/we-want-ryanair-tm-gone-gif-20489956

[toxic solstice]

avg ryan air landing process

[echo oar]

I’m a pilot for them

It’s amazing how easy it is to get hired by them

[hollow tundra]

Who needs to pay for spinal correction when Ryanair is cheap

[hollow tundra]

Nobody in their right mind would give you even a PPL. I ain't buying it

[echo oar]

Shut up

No one asked you

[stuck spindle]

it's true I was there when they gave it to him

[hollow tundra]

Only lizard can speak to me that way

WHAT THE FUCK

[echo oar]

See

[toxic solstice]

it would be pretty funny if i launch the new rewrite for top.gg today

[echo oar]

Now who’s the idiot ya clown

[echo oar]

Yea no

[hollow tundra]

Only flight you went to was going to jupiter to get more stupider...

[echo oar]

The backend being in c# itd end up not working

[toxic solstice]

???

the current top.gg backend is also in C#

[echo oar]

The only flight you went to was Malaysia 370

[hollow tundra]

Just wanted to see SpongeBob IRL

[proven garden]

bye

[toxic solstice]

marco

[quick meteor]

It was april fools bro

[toxic solstice]

uh oh

australian xiuh dropping in

[quick meteor]

Well not anymore

[tired ocean]

xouh

[ripe junco]

||my backend|| is also in C#

[tired ocean]

xiuh

[stuck spindle]

what now

[ripe junco]

Oh I'm still Australian

@tired ocean bro what

[tired ocean]

bro what

[echo oar]

See this implies we even cared to begin with

[tired ocean]

fish = 🦎

[hollow tundra]

Xiuh is taking her ute out to the bush with a few VBs in the esky to have a good time with the bruddas

[stuck spindle]

locked in the jar

[tired ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-gif-26355243

[hollow tundra]

What a dapper gentlemen

[tired ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/trolled-complete-cade-hq-returing-gif-23208812

[hollow tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/wellness-check-mental-health-check-hammer-gif-15253338

[silk plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1214918512410103849/1224435895747215623/uvma7qtr.png?ex=661d7bca&is=660b06ca&hm=72cdf61cce67d3bce968f7cd9754b6f425847cdeeb38a656dbdc4b5ffe163dc8&

[tired ocean]

us

[silk plank]

nah

Yall

i literally just doxxed myself

I just realized

[hollow tundra]

Frfr on god

[silk plank]

eh

Im 45 minutes away from him

[tired ocean]

😘

[hollow tundra]

Already knew you lived in Florida

[silk plank]

I LITERALLY SHOWED YOU MY SCHOOL

[hollow tundra]

You think I remember where that was?

[silk plank]

[silk plank]

Imagine snapping me while chatting on discord

[polar tendon]

who thought it was a good idea to create stats

"yeah this may or may not happen idk"

[hollow tundra]

Wanted to see if I could doxx you via snapmaps

[silk plank]

good luck

Only 5 people can see me on snap maps

go look

[hollow tundra]

I was not one of them

I did look

[silk plank]

Exactly

only my cousin and few irl friends

[hollow tundra]

You can probably doxx me

But idc I doxx myself often

Facts

[stuck spindle]

@hollow tundra april fools

[silk plank]

I didn’t fully do it

who

[stuck spindle]

lmao

[silk plank]

aka @hollow tundra

[hollow tundra]

Bro how tf are we Snapchat bffs

You need to find some girls to talk to

[silk plank]

Idfk

[polar tendon]

it's gonna be funny when he finds out that sweden is not finland

[silk plank]

I DO

LMAO

[stuck spindle]

what if he likes boys

[polar tendon]

oh man

[hollow tundra]

Then he needs to find some men closer geographically

[polar tendon]

finland is the country to the right of sweden

[silk plank]

@hollow tundra

[hollow tundra]

Quick question: are you American?

[polar tendon]

checks out

[hollow tundra]

Damn

[shadow bone]

@silk plank regardless of how zoomed out, please dont post that

thanks

[hollow tundra]

Bros the one ghosting the girls I see

[silk plank]

Indeed

[hollow tundra]

Dylan saved me from the doxxer

[silk plank]

bruh

[silk plank]

Alright

[shadow bone]

stealing this

[shadow bone]

yeah dont say "indeed" when you literally just posted it

think beforehand please

[silk plank]

I said indeed for he couldnt see me on snap maps

[hollow tundra]

To Webster defence I said this beforehand

It hurt physically saying "to websters defence"

[stuck spindle]

that's gross why would you say that

[hollow tundra]

Lapse of judgement

[stuck spindle]

be better

[silk plank]

@shadow bone ^

[hollow tundra]

Concussion

[stuck spindle]

do better

[hollow tundra]

I will do that lizard

[stuck spindle]

thank you

[hollow tundra]

Wait I don't have to be nice to lizard anymore it's April 2nd

Let's goooooo

[stuck spindle]

wtf?

explain that one

[hollow tundra]

Simply false

[silk plank]

@shadow bone BTW THIS WAS WRONG REPLY

[polar tendon]

that image was faked

[stuck spindle]

it's january 4th actually

[polar tendon]

it's actually 5:29pm

[hollow tundra]

It's clearly 00:29

[silk plank]

I was replying indeed to this message @shadow bone

[shadow bone]

can you not ping me 3 times in 2 minutes

please

[hollow tundra]

You don't need to ping him every message

[silk plank]

it’s habit

[hollow tundra]

Is it a habit to ping Dylan?

[silk plank]

@ people with every message when i figured everything out

[hollow tundra]

I just have normal habits like staying up way too late

[silk plank]

I was trying remember why i said indeed

[silk plank]

Nah

You drink

Is a habit

[hollow tundra]

SOME weekends

I was worse like 2 years ago

[silk plank]

bullshit

[hollow tundra]

It's expensive and I am poor

[stuck spindle]

stop being poor

[hollow tundra]

Wait lemme check

[silk plank]

Easy stop being poor

[echo oar]

Yet you buy a 300$ microwave

[silk plank]

and yes i do

[hollow tundra]

Basically my only option

Alr have one

[echo oar]

You had a rice cooker, you’ve already cooked fish in it

[hollow tundra]

I don't eat fish it's yucky

[silk plank]

https://tenor.com/view/rice-ily-cook-rice-yk-what-ily-gif-23578119

[hollow tundra]

Who even washes rice

[silk plank]

me

[echo oar]

They didn’t wash the rice

[echo oar]

You better wash your fucking rice

Don’t disgrace it

😠

[hollow tundra]

NUH OH

[echo oar]

You’re being sent to the gulag for that statement

[silk plank]

im booking a plane ticket to your place

[hollow tundra]

Like why tf would the store sell filthy rice

[echo oar]

💀

[silk plank]

Im gonna beat you with rice

[echo oar]

It has starch on it

@shadow bone starboard bot is broken

Obviously written in js

[object Map]

[hollow tundra]

Like if they sold Ebola rice I'd for sure wash it but like wtf y'all are talking like big rice put something bad in there

[stuck spindle]

some places store rice in large sacks

if u do that u have to wash the rice

otherwise there's no poitn

[echo oar]

It’s not that something is bad in the rice you just don’t want all that starch you idiot

[hollow tundra]

I buy my rice in 1.6kg plastic bags

[echo oar]

You got a rice dealer?

[hollow tundra]

If I didn't want that starch why did they put it there??? Do you also rinse your Cheetos to remove the seasoning

[stuck spindle]

yes

[hollow tundra]

I know you do but you are weird

[echo oar]

Bro fish remind me never to come over for dinner

[stuck spindle]

wtf?

[echo oar]

You obviously can’t cook

[hollow tundra]

I'm Swedish. We don't feed guests

[marsh wharf]

why are we talking about starch

[stuck spindle]

white people moment

[marsh wharf]

fish cant cook? rip

[sullen bridge]

i would eat what jh cooks

[echo oar]

Yea you do, you feed em frozen meatballs from ikea

[hollow tundra]

No I'm great at cooking

[marsh wharf]

FISH YOU GOTTA WASH UR RICE

[echo oar]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[sullen bridge]

u dont wash ur rice??

[hollow tundra]

Remember I'm not well known for being the best halal chef

[sullen bridge]

its ok

[marsh wharf]

oh i get it april fools

[echo oar]

He doesn’t wash his rice

[hollow tundra]

I KEEP THE SEASON POWDER IN THE RICE????

[marsh wharf]

THATS NOT

[echo oar]

And he cooks all his meals in a rice cooker

[sullen bridge]

the non halal people can comment on the food

[hollow tundra]

It's April 2th

[sullen bridge]

also wash ur rice smh

[stuck spindle]

2th

?

[hollow tundra]

I probably cook better than you no offence

[stuck spindle]

ok what the fuck

[echo oar]

Yea I’m just going with the bit at this point (or for the love of god I hope it’s a bit)

[hollow tundra]

Look at this culinary masterpiece

[echo oar]

EW

[hollow tundra]

I don't eat the deodorant

[echo oar]

It looks so crusty

[hollow tundra]

ITS MOIST

[echo oar]

You sure it’s not old?

[hollow tundra]

Don't worry about it

It's ice cream van coins

[stuck spindle]

what's that on the pasta

the sauce

[echo oar]

This shit looks like it’s at least 5 years old

[echo oar]

Ketchup

[hollow tundra]

Sriracha mayo and yucky ketchup

Never

[echo oar]

Nah this guy can’t cook

That’s obviously a tv dinner

Not even boxed pasta looks that bad

[hollow tundra]

Ok guys look at this potato dish

[echo oar]

Sausages

[hollow tundra]

Wait 1

[echo oar]

Obviously store bought

[hollow tundra]

This lasagna went so hard

[hollow tundra]

NEVER

Nahhh it's a 9/10 AT LEAST

[echo oar]

4/10 my dog can cook better

[west ledge]

yummy 😋

looks very appetizing

[hollow tundra]

No way you cooked that but have done and will do again

[echo oar]

I honestly need to get back into cooking

I eat too much takeout

[hollow tundra]

Imma be honest I never note down recipes. I just go into the store and my brain activates chef mode

[echo oar]

Cap

[hollow tundra]

Nah that's facts on church

[echo oar]

I don’t go to church

[stuck spindle]

no that's halal

[echo oar]

Woah that’s a slur buddy

I just googled it

[hollow tundra]

This the type of shit I cooked in my dorm but it went hard

[stuck spindle]

that ain't bad

[west ledge]

how is that a slur

[hollow tundra]

Nah it was bussin

[echo oar]

Google never lies

[hollow tundra]

Wait I actually cooked that using the shared kitchen

[west ledge]

@sullen bridge is this true

[stuck spindle]

never heard it being used like that lol

[west ledge]

same

[sullen bridge]

is what true

[echo oar]

Tbh I doubt it’s validity

[hollow tundra]

This is real dorm cooking but it was also good

[west ledge]

the screenshot

[stuck spindle]

nah taht looks gross

[echo oar]

That’s with one f

[hollow tundra]

IT WAS NOT

[sullen bridge]

kafir isn't a slur, we use it as a term for the non-believers

[west ledge]

same thing

[stuck spindle]

I don't care if it tasted good it looks gross

[hollow tundra]

I've gone and made myself hungry

[stuck spindle]

me too

[echo oar]

Hey man I’m just going based off Google

[hollow tundra]

I might risk a trip to the kitchen but I don't wanna wake my dad up

[stuck spindle]

just live alone

[sullen bridge]

google isn't always correct

[hollow tundra]

I do but I'm visiting the old folks

[stuck spindle]

fair

[sullen bridge]

when someone says kafir it's almost always referred to the arabic word lmao

didn't even know it meant something in south african

[west ledge]

well google could be right but i dont think it's meant to be used as a slur in this convo lmao

[sullen bridge]

yea idk

[echo oar]

I was just trolling guys 😭

[west ledge]

It's April 2nd

[echo oar]

Not for me

[hollow tundra]

I feel like I'm only half kafir after making halal food yesterday

I think it was halal

[echo oar]

April 1st baby!!!!!

[hollow tundra]

I can't remember

Wait

[echo oar]

4th?????

[sullen bridge]

fake news it's 1st april for 8 more mins

[echo oar]

Uh you are like 3 days ahead

[sullen bridge]

imagine using mm/dd

😭

[echo oar]

Oh right null has a weird format for the date

[sullen bridge]

stupid amuricans

[echo oar]

Shut up zobs

[hollow tundra]

It was like pasta with chicken sauce

[sullen bridge]

i had afunny interaction with my friends mum today

[hollow tundra]

Everyone but you have that format

[sullen bridge]

i told her i cant eat pork, she asked if its only black pig or pink pig also

[hollow tundra]

WHAT IS PIG SAUCE??

[echo oar]

Shut up

[hollow tundra]

It was sauce????

[sullen bridge]

wtf is pig sauce

[hollow tundra]

Like cream and some other shit mixed togheter

[echo oar]

Sounds disgusting

[sullen bridge]

that is the highest level of haram food ong

[hollow tundra]

If it was pig sauce I wouldn't have called it halal

[sullen bridge]

bro it has "pig" in the sentence how could it ever be halal 😭

[stuck spindle]

@hollow tundra wanna move out to the middle of nowhere and start a farm?

[hollow tundra]

Even I would not cook something that haram

No

[hollow tundra]

YES!!!

Was waiting for you to ask

[stuck spindle]

:D

ok what are we farming

[hollow tundra]

I mean the sauce had shrooms but not the fun kind

[stuck spindle]

carrots, obviously

erm

I saw that

[hollow tundra]

And potatoes

I don't think I drank anything that day

[stuck spindle]

good idea

I think we should also farm chickens

[west ledge]

dd/mm/yyyy ftw !!!!

[echo oar]

No

[west ledge]

yes

[echo oar]

yyyy/dd/mm for the win

[stuck spindle]

WHAT

[west ledge]

agreed

wait

NO

[echo oar]

[hollow tundra]

I've maded potatoes before

Excuse the elvish

[echo oar]

Ew

[stuck spindle]

cringe potatis

[hollow tundra]

Good thing there's no other swedes in chat

I was not family friendly in that vid

But you'll never know

[stuck spindle]

@coral plover hi could u translate

pls bestie :)

[hollow tundra]

Fuck you lizard

[stuck spindle]

sorry bro she's the only other swede I know of

yes we are farming potatoes

[hollow tundra]

We are NOT making poutine because Canadians are weird

[stuck spindle]

right

[hollow tundra]

We make American dish nr 1 French fries

[faint mountain]

gn dbl

[hollow tundra]

I wonder if we can fry the carrots

Gn burbur

[faint mountain]

[west ledge]

poor xiuh didnt get a pat

[stuck spindle]

we will be the best potato farmers in downtown Frufällan

wait Snålkuk is a better name

we should move there

[hollow tundra]

YAY let's move to Snålkuk

[stuck spindle]

:D

[west ledge]

wait lizard is a swede??

[hollow tundra]

He has the green card now

[stuck spindle]

no I googled funny sweden town names

[stuck spindle]

can u give me

[hollow tundra]

Bro snålkuk is way too northern for a farm

[stuck spindle]

bro Idk where that is

also Idc we will make it work

[hollow tundra]

I will send green card in mail

[stuck spindle]

thx

1600 pennsylvania ave washington DC

[hollow tundra]

Maybe we can buy UV lights

[stuck spindle]

pls send

[hollow tundra]

I will send card there

[stuck spindle]

thx

for Liz Ard

[hollow tundra]

Lizard did you know: I can drive forks lift

[stuck spindle]

wait really

[hollow tundra]

It's a the truth

[stuck spindle]

that's insane

u better drive me when I come over

[hollow tundra]

They let me drive

[stuck spindle]

that's sick

[hollow tundra]

I have not bought one for myself

[stuck spindle]

we will rent one

[hollow tundra]

YAY

we need to put a "boys only" sign on the farm to keep mom out.... she's scary

FUCK NOT AGAIN

[stuck spindle]

🤨

[hollow tundra]

I'm not scared of my mother. I am scared of nom

[stuck spindle]

that's dumb why would u be scared of nom

[hollow tundra]

Ooooo maybe we can have animals on this ranch?? I want to have those cool American animal known as a ram

[stuck spindle]

yeah we could have those

[hollow tundra]

She plays valorant so she could shoot me

[stuck spindle]

that's not how guns work

[hollow tundra]

I think that is how guns work

[stuck spindle]

forgot u europeans have never seen a gun

gg

[hollow tundra]

I have held a rifle

[stuck spindle]

have u shot one

[hollow tundra]

I have not

I have seen strv 103

[stuck spindle]

loser!!

[hollow tundra]

It counts

True they do that

Guys look at this tank I found in my camera roll

[stuck spindle]

is that ur hand on the left

[hollow tundra]

I do believe so

It was many years ago I photographed this image

[west ledge]

sounds like a skill issue

[stuck spindle]

I agree

just shoot back

[hollow tundra]

I am not as good at that as I once was

When I was MG2 on csgo I was a scary man

No that's a worker on the museum

[hollow juniper]

I want one of those so bad

[west ledge]

what for?

[hollow juniper]

they honestly aren't that expensive either

[hollow juniper]

I'm american, so to drive around town with

[west ledge]

oh right you're an american

[hollow juniper]

average american driving a vehicle that they have zero actual use for but they drive it cos its cool

[hollow tundra]

Gas bill equaling my rent every day

[hollow juniper]

frrr

[hollow tundra]

Don't u live there

[stuck spindle]

the us is great u should go there

[west ledge]

do they drive tanks around town

[hollow juniper]

the us is great

[hollow juniper]

not where I am

[hollow tundra]

In Sweden we have many tanks

[hollow juniper]

eww

[west ledge]

canada is cool

[west ledge]

oooo what are those

[hollow juniper]

at least u have free healthcare

[hollow tundra]

I do not want to talk about why we have so many German vehicles

[hollow tundra]

Tanks

[west ledge]

yeah i know

[polar tendon]

the usa sucks for healthcare

i hate it here

[hollow juniper]

tell me about it

[west ledge]

is that like a museum or something

[polar tendon]

(for that)

[hollow juniper]

the american healthcare system is a SCAM

[hollow tundra]

Yeah it's called arsenalen

Wtf

[toxic solstice]

what in the living

[hollow tundra]

In Sweden we also have mighty war ship

[hollow juniper]

free healthcare isn't good cos its free. and its saturated

[west ledge]

wtf is that roblox pic

[toxic solstice]

the titanic

[stuck spindle]

LMAO

[hollow tundra]

Misclick

[west ledge]

LMAO

[toxic solstice]

why is 90% of this channel america good or america bad convos

😭

[stuck spindle]

that's hilarious actually

[hollow tundra]

I was rizzing as it were

[west ledge]

SEND ME MORE

[hollow tundra]

Send you more of what???

[west ledge]

of those rizz pics of yours

[polar tendon]

i love paying 3k for a 2 hour ER visit

emergency healthcare here is awful

[hollow tundra]

Well shit 1 sec then

[polar tendon]

that's everywhere

same way in the US too

[west ledge]

same here

[polar tendon]

at least you don't have to wait 6 hours and then pay 3k for it

[hollow tundra]

This is my only other image. We were recreating that scene from the movie

[stuck spindle]

who is this westman2003

[west ledge]

LMFAOO

[hollow tundra]

That's my friend

[west ledge]

AHAHAHAA

[polar tendon]

not always

insurance is also a scam

they pay jack shit every time

yeah and you get guaranteed healthcare

[marsh wharf]

where

[polar tendon]

here you don't know what you'll pay until after it's done

with or without insurance

I can't think of many times insurance has actually paid for more than half of my medication

[marsh wharf]

its true hospitals can just make up prices and they have to correct it if you ask for a breakdown (itemized list)

[polar tendon]

Good insurance is expensive

[marsh wharf]

they don't cover anything

[polar tendon]

^^

[marsh wharf]

also its thru ur work

except they don't? it's a known fact lmao

[polar tendon]

My parents were teachers, they got insurance through the government. They paid over $1000 per month for insulin for my dad and I (we're diabetics)

[marsh wharf]

are we all talking about america's crappy healthcare or

[polar tendon]

Public healthcare in the US is absolutely nonexistent unless you make like nothing

At which point you have bigger problems than healthcare

[sullen bridge]

public healthcare in the uk is also very peepee poopoo

[polar tendon]

List of things insurance has refused to cover for me before
Life saving insulin
Insulin pump
ER visits due to diabetes
Routine blood tests for my kidneys

And many more

Those just being the main ones

[hollow tundra]

In Sweden it's good but they always ask such silly questions like "why did you slap burning plastic"

[marsh wharf]

well

why do you slap burning plastic

[sullen bridge]

why did you

[polar tendon]

The US has infinitely worse emergency healthcare than canada by far. You can get very good treatment, but often only the top 15% can afford it

[hollow tundra]

I was drunk and trying to extinguish it but no good dead goes unpunished

[sullen bridge]

hope ur hand is ok

[hollow tundra]

Yeah it's mostly normal now

I can show you a cool image of my hand when it wasn't OK

Yes ig

[marsh wharf]

send hand pics

[hollow tundra]

My hand has single handedly killed chat

Good. It was time

[west ledge]

can you please dm me your hand too

i would like to get some nightmares when i sleep, thanks

yikes... that... doesn't sound right

NO

[hollow tundra]

Are you still sure you want to see?

Description is pretty apt

[west ledge]

i take back my word

that sounds so painful

[pine trout]

Biscuits at 2 am mixed with water

Just hit different

[hollow tundra]

Sounds like gruel with extra steps

[west ledge]

good night everyone!

[sullen bridge]

goodnight null

yall i had a ginger shot i think im going to die

[stuck spindle]

@hollow tundra I have an idea for what we should do with our farm

[sullen bridge]

sel it

[stuck spindle]

NO

we will be farming potatoes

and carrots

[hollow tundra]

I am listening

[hollow tundra]

HARAM 🚫 🚫 🚫

[stuck spindle]

we will have vegetables races where people bring their favorite vegetable and roll them down hills

whoever wins gets free vegetables for life

OKAY MAN

LMAO

[hollow tundra]

I didn't even say anything wtf

[stuck spindle]

it's ok that was funny

😉

[hollow tundra]

That sounds like a really good challenge!!!!

[stuck spindle]

I hate anime so much

[hollow tundra]

I also hate anime

It's animated

[stuck spindle]

real

[hollow tundra]

Ok lizard I shall now have to go to bed. Tomorrow we shall speak more about the ranch. God speed

[surreal summit]

you guys are clowns

[stuck spindle]

goodnight :D

[surreal summit]

:(

[silk plank]

https://tenor.com/view/madagascar-marty-afro-circus-circus-afro-gif-8453561314315024643

[surreal summit]

:D

[hardy sun]

Hey guys I have a question about p2 voting not working with top gg or discord bots. What channel should I go too? P2 server sent me here

[versed estuary]

Los canales ph?

Ajjajsjsjsjs

[sullen bridge]

P2 voting?

[hardy sun]

It's not registering my votw

[sullen bridge]

What does it say when you vote?

[hardy sun]

Also paid for premium in discord bot. Neither are registering

[sullen bridge]

If it says you've already voted then it went through on our end

[hardy sun]

I haven't received any boxes in the past month and it won't go past 133 votes

[sullen bridge]

Also, we're the server for Top.gg only, discordbotlist is another botlist and they have their own discord server

[sullen bridge]

Have you tried clearing your cookies n cache?

[hardy sun]

Yes

[sullen bridge]

Tried another browser?

[hardy sun]

Also yes

[sullen bridge]

Tried logging out and back in?

[hardy sun]

Yes

Also done on another device. Still the same.

[sullen bridge]

Incognito?

[hardy sun]

No

[sullen bridge]

Try now please

Before I go sleep

[hardy sun]

Still the same

Oh wait

Incognito worked

[sullen bridge]

When did you last vote

[hardy sun]

Thaaaank you!!

[sullen bridge]

Oh alr

Np

Clear your cache again on normal browsers before voting again

[hardy sun]

Sorry idk why I didn't think of that. I was losing it

[sullen bridge]

All good

[austere girder]

Hello

[toxic solstice]

hi

im here to leak one migration poggies

[sharp sequoia]

hi

[west ledge]

so many clowns today

[marsh wharf]

community managers? more like.... community clowns

[west ledge]

agreed

you too

[soft ravine]

Dear Top.gg Server Mod,

I hope you're well.
I'm curious about using open-source projects like github.com/appujet/lavamusic on Top.gg, as it's usually not allowed.
Yet, I noticed the Munix bot (https://top.gg/bot/1130157682435821678) seems approved despite using an open-source project.

Could you clarify how this is permitted?

Thanks,

[open herald]

no it just says unauthorized

[open herald]

no