general

[hearty quarry]

probably not

unfortunately

:^)

[abstract raptor]

what are you doing

[cyan moss]

Upgrading from an old pc of mine to a proper server to host my bot

[abstract raptor]

i don't get it

[hearty quarry]

lol

basically autumn is getting a new computer

congrats autumn :)

[echo oar]

What’s the specs

[cyan moss]

It's the Cygnus B TYAN

[echo oar]

Never heard of it and don’t feel like googling

[sly meteor]

Any one got the secret code for bubble here?

[west ledge]

hey @echo oar, https://github.com/mistyydotdev/luna/pull/1 :D

[late nest]

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/hackers-poison-source-code-from-largest-discord-bot-platform/

[west ledge]

oh no! anyway

[late nest]

Guys what is this

Hijacking top.gg maintainer account

According to the researchers, the attacker's activity started back in November 2022, when they first uploaded malicious packages on the Python Package Index (PyPI).
In the years that followed, more packages carrying malware were uploaded to PyPI. These resembled popular open-source tools with enticing descriptions that would make them more likely to rank well in search engine results.
The most recent upload was a package named "yocolor" in March this year.

[west ledge]

#announcements

@tidal bane how's C so far btw

[tidal bane]

its fine ig since its still beginner level i just started learning linked list

[echo oar]

wth is for cog in filter(lambda cog: cog.endswith(".py"), os.listdir("./cogs"))

[tidal bane]

theres also python but stricly for scientific computing only

[west ledge]

ew

[tidal bane]

yuh

[west ledge]

numpy + scipy + pandas + matplotlib 🤓

[tidal bane]

uh huh

[west ledge]

same as fs.readdirSync('./cogs').filter(x => x.endsWith('.py'))

same goes for every language

[tidal bane]

very nerdy stuff

[echo oar]

null, idk anything about js anymore

so i dont even remember what that does

💀

[west ledge]

reads the cogs directory and filters only .py files

[echo oar]

ic

what is lambda

[west ledge]

shorthand for one-liner functions in python

[echo oar]

hey thunder shut up

:)

[west ledge]

f = lambda x: x + 1 same as ```py
def f(x):
return x + 1

[echo oar]

ic

well time for me to head to bed

so cya guys

I merged the pr ty null

[west ledge]

no prob, nini misty <3

[weak cairn]

sup nerds

[covert pilot]

Hi

[fierce umbra]

Hey

[toxic solstice]

[sullen bridge]

Zamn

[west ledge]

hai

does anyone have access to the Top.gg SVG logo?

[prime harness]

sure

also lmfao i love next.js, you can access the development props even when running in prod

https://top.gg/_next/data/development/index.json

like https://chat.openai.com/_next/data

[west ledge]

where

[prime harness]

grabbing now

[boreal belfry]

I mean

[west ledge]

too lazy to save this as an svg file lol

[boreal belfry]

Everyone does

[boreal belfry]

Ctrl c ctrl v my beloved

[west ledge]

thanks

[prime harness]

thats from the docs

[west ledge]

❤️

[toxic solstice]

Null when do you sleep

[west ledge]

it's 4pm

[boreal belfry]

What’s the time for u rn

[toxic solstice]

Huh

[boreal belfry]

This mf got gmt+7

Jesus Christ

[west ledge]

yuhh!

[toxic solstice]

Ohh

Ok

[boreal belfry]

Veld!

[toxic solstice]

Hi

[boreal belfry]

What’s ur fuckin time zone

You mongrel smh

[toxic solstice]

Right now I'm in EST

[boreal belfry]

Ew

Sorry

Habit

[toxic solstice]

Normally I'm in GMT+1

[boreal belfry]

I hate America

[boreal belfry]

What country

[toxic solstice]

I'm Dutch

[boreal belfry]

Okay anywayssss

Woah look at that treeeeeee

[boreal belfry]

Let’s honor our ancestors and brawl it out

(I’m Italian)

[frosty flint]

what

[west ledge]

what

[hot kestrel]

what

[prime harness]

uhmurica

[boreal belfry]

Hsl or lab

[frosty flint]

hsl

[west ledge]

@toxic solstice hey can u check this out thanks https://github.com/top-gg/docs/pull/88

[prime harness]

mine doesn't do this

[toxic solstice]

Yep but sleep first

[west ledge]

alright

[dusky vine]

why would bro sleep at 5pm

[west ledge]

good night veld

[toxic solstice]

Probably has to do with getInitialProps

[dusky vine]

oh, veld sleeps

[prime harness]

probs

[toxic solstice]

Yeah

Me sleepa

But I'm kinda proud

The site (new) is starting to look good again

After cutting out 50+ components

And styled-components

[west ledge]

poggies

[lethal yew]

hello

[frosty flint]

[west ledge]

🙀

[pine trout]

Have you guys invested on any stock?

[steep bane]

+6% cosmic fragments per server

[urban jasper]

Your moderators are for nothing

[prime harness]

ok

[cyan talon]

Top.gg was hacked, Care for your userdata

[steep bane]

Ofc when I read this I immidiatly search ntts channel

[west ledge]

i mean an instruction to install the package directly from git used to be in the README

☠️

[west ledge]

i wish he made a video about it

so i can be in it

[steep bane]

My internet coverage here is so bad

[west ledge]

id internet moment

[steep bane]

Nah its Becouse I am in [censored] desa/vilage

where there is barely internet tower

[west ledge]

yikes

[cyan talon]

sure only 10 people 😄

another point of leaving this community after removing servers, byebye get your shit together

[dusky vine]

sparkussy

[west ledge]

poor buffer

gotta love looking at people that don't know how pypi works

[dusky vine]

they just believe what they read online

that news article wasn't helping either

[flat robin]

question: how do you pronounce "URL"

[dusky vine]

you are RHEL

[flat robin]

do you pronounce it as "earl" or "U. R. L."

[west ledge]

oorl

[dusky vine]

brain u sound like you'd pronounce GUI as gooey

xD

[flat robin]

seems phpstorm pronounces it as earl. it triggers me. whenever i put in an comment "this contains a url" its like "LOL YOU MEAN AN URL"

[west ledge]

i pronounce gui as guy

[flat robin]

gui = gooey

😄

[dusky vine]

i love gooey

do u pronounce sql as sequel

[flat robin]

oh and a gif is a gif as in gate or gash not as in giraffe. i dont care what its author tries to make us say 😄

[west ledge]

yes

gif is pronounced with a hard g

[flat robin]

no because sql isnt sequel, there WAS a db engine called sequel in the 80s and it wasnt SQL based...

ess queue elle

[west ledge]

png was supposed to be pronounced ping

[flat robin]

supposed to be? but people have silly ideas about how peoples minds interpret words.

thats like saying "actually, i intended for people to pronounce microsoft as 'squirkarkarGEEEE'"

[dusky vine]

now this is just silly

[west ledge]

it's in their official website

[flat robin]

they need a web design that isnt from the 90s

thats hurtful to my eyes and my emotional state

[flat robin]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hes a sadist, A SADIST i tell you

[west ledge]

[flat robin]

why does it need a separate printable page tho

i would just print it like that

an entire page of black and yellow

"where'd all the ink go" "uh idk"

[west ledge]

png-printable.html is literally the same site but with a white background

http://www.libpng.org/pub/png/pngpic2.html

[flat robin]

...and white text too?

[west ledge]

no unfortunately

wtf

[flat robin]

lol

that explains the problem..... back to the drawing board ig

[west ledge]

LMAOO

[flat robin]

i found an easy way to log how many views my bot page gets on every different bot list btw

its so easy everyone can do it (so long as they host their own webserver and have logs)

find an image thats in the markdown of every bot list page for your bot on every list

and on the end of the image put e.g. ?origin=botlistname

then, go into cloudflare (if you use it) and configure just that image to never be cached, flush the cache, and boom

you can then do a simple grep with wc in your logs to get an approximate impression count of your bot's page for every bot list youre listed on

[west ledge]

nice

now time to spam the server with ?origin=botlistname to mess it up

[flat robin]

lol

i have my suspicions that certain lists that claim to be really popular, arent. i didnt want to create a html form version of my bot's page to put proper tracking in, and some of the lists dont allow html list pages anyway

not this one. the popularity of top.gg is obvious from the ads

[civic turret]

Good morning,
I don't understand the principle of bidding, how does it work, can anyone help me?
THANKS

[west ledge]

https://support.top.gg/support/solutions/articles/73000508264-how-do-i-use-auctions-

[civic turret]

ok thank you I have already looked at the sites given but I couldn't find any information

what I don't understand is how to win on top.gg the goal if I understand it well is to offer the most but to have the best cpm or offer

[west ledge]

try asking in #auctions-support

[civic turret]

on my server someone asks me why I did that with this screen

[civic turret]

thanks

yes

OK, the goal is to have the best performance.

that's good

[marsh wharf]

being higher means nothing, the person at the bottom is spending 10$ to get 6.67k views but you're spending 100$ to get 1k views. makes no sense to bid that much higher than everyone

[civic turret]

ok thanks

[topaz anchor]

The goal isn't to win, since it goes down the list depending on the number of impressions.

There's not one winner in our auction system(unless one person bids for all the impressions for the week)

https://support.top.gg/support/solutions/articles/73000508235-how-does-cpm-bidding-work-

[silk plank]

I was on Indeed

FBI is hiring

[polar tendon]

Apparently I could potentially start on my master’s classes by next spring 👀

[west ledge]

huge brain

[echo oar]

Oh cool

[west ledge]

i wish i could be that good at math

[sullen bridge]

can anyone guess what im eating for breakfast

[west ledge]

what

[sullen bridge]

m&ms

im too lazy to go downstairs

[west ledge]

nice

so you eat m&ms for suhoor

[thick vale]

healthy

[sullen bridge]

no its 2:30pm

am not fasting

[west ledge]

why

[sullen bridge]

cant fast

girl week

[west ledge]

oof

😔

[thick vale]

get well

[west ledge]

get well soon

[sullen bridge]

😭

[west ledge]

take care

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[thick vale]

relatable

[west ledge]

wha

[sullen bridge]

ummm

yknow what yeah

[thick vale]

lol

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[west ledge]

^

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sullen bridge]

no

[west ledge]

do u know what she meant by girl week

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sullen bridge]

its ok

u will one day

[west ledge]

yup

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sullen bridge]

someone needs to stop me from eating all these m&ms 💀

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

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[west ledge]

yes

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sullen bridge]

nah

also suhoor would be about 10h ago

time zone moment

[thick vale]

Ive seen boys not understand "girl week" but never seen a girl not understanding it

lmao

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[west ledge]

for my sister it's more of a month than a week

[sullen bridge]

idek if girl week is the correct term for it

[west ledge]

it doesn't last that quick

[sullen bridge]

first time ive said it

[sullen bridge]

wtf

that doesnt sound

right

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sullen bridge]

id cry

[west ledge]

i dont know

[sullen bridge]

sucks to be a girl

[west ledge]

it happens

[thick vale]

well I always used it like that too

though I often used strawberry too (dont ask, friend group)

[west ledge]

strawberry ☠️

[sullen bridge]

im just straight up with it

didnt wanna gross ppl out here cuz yeah

[west ledge]

true

its pretty yikes

[thick vale]

after all its a natrual thing

[sullen bridge]

very yikes

[thick vale]

||even if it sucks||

[west ledge]

^

it's a part of growing up

[thick vale]

to be fair some boys never grow up and aka always hahhahaa she has her week

[coral plover]

LOL my friends and i called it lingonberry week

[thick vale]

wtf is a lingon

lingonberry

[coral plover]

red berries

[sullen bridge]

bro

[thick vale]

I have never seen that in my life

lmfao

[sullen bridge]

any association with food grosses me out i cant have it

[gaunt atlas]

Based stuff

[coral plover]

instellate when was ur last lingonberry week

[sullen bridge]

also when did they change the name for "text" to "chat" in user settings

[coral plover]

yeah i think its very much a swedish thing

[gaunt atlas]

Like, 5-6 years ago?

[coral plover]

menopause huh? gg

[sullen bridge]

IT LASTS THAT LONG?

[gaunt atlas]

I don't eat too much lingon

[sullen bridge]

oh myu god am not looking forward to that

[boreal belfry]

I heard menopause

[thick vale]

OH I NOW KNOW WHAT IT IS

[boreal belfry]

Zobs what did you do this time

[thick vale]

I ALWAYS PUT IT ON SCHNITZEL

[gaunt atlas]

Mainly to some specific dishes

[sullen bridge]

i did nothing

[coral plover]

LMFAO no but it stops ur period

[sullen bridge]

no it doesnt

[boreal belfry]

Right

[coral plover]

yeah it does

[boreal belfry]

Context please

[sullen bridge]

my mums had it for like 3 weeks straight when she started hers

[boreal belfry]

Menopause?

Menopause stops your period

But menopause is worse

[coral plover]

yaur!

[sullen bridge]

whys it worse

why they didnt teach this shit in school tf

[coral plover]

they did here 😭

[boreal belfry]

Imagine my depression

40x worse

[thick vale]

because its a school

[boreal belfry]

Then doubled

[thick vale]

they dont teach stuff you need

[boreal belfry]

Then tripled twice

[west ledge]

wha

[boreal belfry]

That’s menopause

[sullen bridge]

right

[coral plover]

speak for urself swedish school goes hard

[sullen bridge]

im p sure depression is not menopause lol

[boreal belfry]

Swedes is funny

[west ledge]

"school bad because it doesn't teach me taxes!!!!!" 🤓☝️

[boreal belfry]

Menopause is a lot of depression

[coral plover]

i know im really funny

[sullen bridge]

is that why yall are smart asf

[coral plover]

with my genius im plotting to take over the world

[boreal belfry]

No but the giant plus is a benefit

[sullen bridge]

with ur genius u should've taken over the world already

[thick vale]

only swidish thing I like is my blahaj

[coral plover]

what about djungelskog

or spotify

or ikea

[boreal belfry]

I have my blajhaj me behind me

[west ledge]

wait

spotify is swedish?

[coral plover]

yaur

[boreal belfry]

Like behind my head rn

[sullen bridge]

whats a blahaj

[boreal belfry]

How tf

[west ledge]

🦈

[boreal belfry]

Yk the shark i showed u

Dat cutie

[sullen bridge]

when

u showed me a shark?

[coral plover]

the modern day seat belt is also a swedish invention

[boreal belfry]

I think I showed u my blahaj

[west ledge]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blahaj

[boreal belfry]

Nvm lemme

Take a pic of mine

[sullen bridge]

modern day seatbelt?

[coral plover]

BLÅHAJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boreal belfry]

Mines sexy

[coral plover]

yeah the way seatbelts work today

the 3 way seatbelt

[sullen bridge]

oh

crazy

also i love ikea

[west ledge]

same

[boreal belfry]

This is a sorta old pic

[coral plover]

as u should

ikea goes crazy

[west ledge]

why is it in black and white

[boreal belfry]

Bc it’s a filter

You@

Special one

[sullen bridge]

cuz she lives in the 70s

[thick vale]

I have 2 in my bed

[west ledge]

are u an emo

[boreal belfry]

Todays gonna be the day

[boreal belfry]

Yes

So is your mum

Or we’ll

[sullen bridge]

crazy

[boreal belfry]

Certain areas are

[coral plover]

omg

[sullen bridge]

why yall got so many sharks

[coral plover]

blåhaj has a partner

[thick vale]

I need to get more blahajs

[sullen bridge]

why do i not have one

[boreal belfry]

Your brucei got such a thick nose

[coral plover]

buy one

[sullen bridge]

i will check

[boreal belfry]

It’s £22 for a 1M one

[sullen bridge]

£22 😭

[boreal belfry]

£6 for a small one

[boreal belfry]

Yeh

I spent £22 at ikea

[coral plover]

its worth it

[boreal belfry]

On a shark

[boreal belfry]

Mines called brucei

[sullen bridge]

idk my muslim family isn't too big on plushies

[coral plover]

i dont have one i just have djungelskog

[boreal belfry]

YOURENMUSLIM?

[sullen bridge]

what the hell!

bro what

[boreal belfry]

Anyways

[coral plover]

WOAH

[boreal belfry]

WHAT

[west ledge]

sis plushies are halal

[boreal belfry]

ISJT MUSLIMITYBAGAINST LGBTQ

[coral plover]

fucked up

[west ledge]

buy em

[boreal belfry]

Thanks autocorrect u fsiled@

[sullen bridge]

what does me being muslim have to do with

oh that part

yeah i dont care

[boreal belfry]

Yeah

[sullen bridge]

i am what i am

[boreal belfry]

A fucking

Wait ca

can’t say that

Here

[sullen bridge]

idk my mum doesnt like it for whatever reason

[boreal belfry]

Nvm

[coral plover]

beat her up

[sullen bridge]

ive had to throw out my bear 😔

[thick vale]

blahaj for life

[boreal belfry]

Plushies.. can be un halal?

[west ledge]

wtf nom

[coral plover]

im just saying

[boreal belfry]

Send me 40 and I’ll do it

[coral plover]

its a good solution

[west ledge]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[sullen bridge]

something about having them in the room while ur praying is not good or sum

[west ledge]

bears are the best

[sullen bridge]

idek

did she make that up 😭

[boreal belfry]

That sounds

Stupid

[sullen bridge]

man. stupid teddy didnt have to be given away to my cousin

[west ledge]

but plushies are good for companions while u sleep

[boreal belfry]

“You may not have a shark watching you pray”

Direct quote from the big man himself

[sullen bridge]

thats not what i meant

[boreal belfry]

Whoever the Muslim god is

Idfk

There’s too many religions

Too many gods :(

I can’t keep track

D:

[sullen bridge]

no one said u have to its kind of general knowledge

[boreal belfry]

But ask me about the Greek gods and I’ll name every single one

[thick vale]

my religion is blahaj

[sullen bridge]

anyways

[boreal belfry]

My religion is

[sullen bridge]

i finished half a jar of m&ms

[boreal belfry]

My bed

[thick vale]

relatable

[boreal belfry]

I sleep breath eat pray my bed

[thick vale]

I sleep more than I live

[boreal belfry]

Same

#Depression

[thick vale]

well

relatable

I am in therapy for uh 3 years now

[boreal belfry]

Fun fact

[west ledge]

i dont really like sleeping for too long

felt like im wasting too much time if i do

[thick vale]

I slept until noon today

[boreal belfry]

There were 12 Olympians; Zeus, Poseidon, Hera, Demeter, Aphrodite, Athena, Artemis, Apollo, Ares, Hephaestus, Hermes, either Hestia or Dionysus

[silk plank]

@sullen bridge #support message

[sullen bridge]

ur blahaj is cute

[silk plank]

How

[sullen bridge]

where do i get a coloured one

[silk plank]

I was yapping

[thick vale]

I know that I am cute

[silk plank]

Im about call yo parents

[thick vale]

https://fxtwitter.com/licamw/status/1753852399964311933

[sullen bridge]

ok thanks am getting one too

now that ik its on amazon

[hollow tundra]

IKEA NEEDS UR MONEY THO????

[sullen bridge]

no it doesnt

[west ledge]

every company needs your money

[sullen bridge]

also i didnt manage to find what im looking for in ikea

[hollow tundra]

By buying from Ikea ur literally financing my education

[sullen bridge]

my mum didnt like any of the cabinets

[hollow tundra]

I thank you greatly

[hollow tundra]

She's wrong

Sorry but it's true

[west ledge]

how's your education

[sullen bridge]

no cuz they wouldn't fit in the space we have

sadly

[hollow tundra]

Going good

[west ledge]

nice

what u learnin

[sullen bridge]

he learning how to cook halal

he cant

[hollow tundra]

Passed last course (algorithmic) with distinction without even trying

[hollow tundra]

IT / system sciences / system development

[sullen bridge]

oh yeah whens your hci exam

[hollow tundra]

April 27th thanks for reminding me I'm sad now

[sullen bridge]

IM OSRRY

[west ledge]

yea what u learnin recently

[hollow tundra]

Algorithmics (🤓👍) and HCI (🤢)

Now I'm learning algorithms and data types which I love so far

The professor is from somewhere in England

Sorry meant GB

[thick vale]

can a mod change my nickname to Blåhaj

[west ledge]

just boost

[hollow tundra]

Sounds kinda Scottish or northern Irish? Idk

Yeah boost

[west ledge]

wtf is HCl

[hollow tundra]

Or pay me $5 and I'll change ur nick

[west ledge]

isn't that Hydrochloric Acid

[hollow tundra]

Human computer interaction and it's so sucky

[sullen bridge]

human comp interaction SUCKS

[west ledge]

oooo what is it about?

[sullen bridge]

my lecturer practically failed everyone

[hollow tundra]

It's just weird and more abt like abstract concepts like how a computer interaction feels

[sullen bridge]

yeah no one cares about how a computer feels (no one show this to AI when they rise)

[hollow tundra]

Can send you a paper if you want to torture urself

[hollow tundra]

Yeah like fr why do I gotta think about how different cultures view a delete button??? IT MAKES SOMETHING GO POOF, IS RED, AND MAYBE HAS A BIN ICON????

[thick vale]

maybe

[west ledge]

sure

[sullen bridge]

ong

[lilac geyser]

@thick vale (mwlica#0) has boosted the server

[hollow tundra]

You poor soul

[west ledge]

i'm about to (hopefully) enter uni

[sullen bridge]

she actually boosted

[west ledge]

[sullen bridge]

L

[hollow tundra]

Hah yll fell into my trap

[thick vale]

ok blahaj

ok I like the pink name tho

[hollow tundra]

Make booster chat great again it's so dead

[thick vale]

even if its violet

[west ledge]

it's purple

[hollow tundra]

Become CM

[sullen bridge]

cute blahaj but i cant find one on amazon

[thick vale]

shut up im color blind

[hollow tundra]

Blatantly

[thick vale]

violet and pink is same

[west ledge]

imagine needing to boost to have nick perms

[thick vale]

change my mind

[west ledge]

library developer ftw

[hollow tundra]

That's like purple tho

[sullen bridge]

i just realised your nick is null

[thick vale]

since when is violet and purple a different color

[west ledge]

yes

[hollow tundra]

Oh that reminds me I gotta test and merge ur PR to tw

[west ledge]

WAIT

YOU HAVENT MERGED IT??

[sullen bridge]

no more confusion let's go

[hollow tundra]

Lolll nahhhh bro

[sullen bridge]

since always

no but u got a point violet is purple

[steep bane]

Someone said blahaj???

[sullen bridge]

yeah there was a whole convo abt it

dont tell me u got one too

[steep bane]

just see my pfp and you would known

[sullen bridge]

OH

fk

i forgot

[steep bane]

||i have 2 and one is huge one||

[west ledge]

how much is it

[steep bane]

i dont remember

[thick vale]

yes

[steep bane]

and i cant check...

[fossil path]

good morning @hollow tundra @shadow bone and @tired ocean, Listen to this bangar https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4Tl6mzWn9TQqCxYlmJSczu, Brazil, 11:57

[steep bane]

it takes like a solid 5-15second to send a message here

due to my internet

[sullen bridge]

rip

[hasty grotto]

hey there, this is probably not the right place for it but how can i find someone who can make a trading card bot? i have no experience in discord bots and programming and unfornately i can't pay so it's okay if the bot dies sometimes

[steep bane]

i amma show my internet coverage rn in #ikea-löunge

[sullen bridge]

im getting this big guy https://i.imgur.com/O27GPco.png

[thick vale]

lol

[sullen bridge]

hes me fr

[west ledge]

come to my house

[west ledge]

send in my server too

[steep bane]

thats atleast 12x better then mine here

[steep bane]

ill just dm since it maps and i rather only have a few peeps who know where

[west ledge]

oh fair

@steep bane what are those blocky pixels

[steep bane]

Red = bad connection 2g/lte
green = good 4g/5g connection

none = no internet

like the right of the vilage is sea
left is forest

[fossil path]

my wifi is a shit

tbh

[sullen bridge]

vacation isnt vacationing

[visual solar]

Hi again lol idk if you remeber me I added my old slash command handler and attached it to the new one then ran the old handler then it gave the bot the badge

ik

I manged to connect them both together

Its a public bot

[fossil path]

my home wifi

[west ledge]

yikes

move to those green places then

[sage crescent]

Hi

[steep bane]

i am and its like 3-8mbps

[west ledge]

yikes

[polar tendon]

I zoned out of comp arch for the last 2 weeks and it’s dawning on me that I need to lock back in

I realized when I couldn’t convert a float to the binary representation

I might be cooked for next week’s exam

[west ledge]

IEEE 754 stuff?

[polar tendon]

Yeah

[west ledge]

those shouldnt be that hard

to you at least

you are a math genius

[hearty quarry]

floats are weird af, i still dont get them

[west ledge]

sign bit, exponent, and mantissa :^)

[polar tendon]

sure

glad you think so 😭

[west ledge]

why

[polar tendon]

Cus I’m def not

[west ledge]

uh

you know a lot about calc and discrete maths :)

[tight pike]

hi

[strong spindle]

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[west ledge]

go fix your dotnet sdk

[frosty flint]

it doesn't sink

[hearty quarry]

indeed

[west ledge]

well they do https://doc.rust-lang.org/std/io/struct.Sink.html

[shadow bone]

Good afternoon, @hollow tundra @fossil path @tired ocean @strong spindle , Spain, 16:48

[strong spindle]

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[ebon thorn]

🙄

[west ledge]

yes

with blahaj in the background

[sullen bridge]

who was indonesian here

what's a general bot help cmd in indo anyone know

[west ledge]

me

send me the commands list

[sullen bridge]

too late i declined bot

no i didn't know what's "help" in indonesian 😭

they didn't provide a help command on site

[west ledge]

tidaak

[sullen bridge]

pain

[west ledge]

i doubt they would write "help" in indonesian for a help command

never saw that before

[sullen bridge]

i mean i tried !help but that didn't work

[strong spindle]

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[west ledge]

i mean obviously if the bot is not in english

[surreal pendant]

it's probounced squeakquel actually

[strong spindle]

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[surreal pendant]

oh

[sullen bridge]

what

[pine trout]

This is very true and it's based on peer reviewed scientific research documents

[surreal pendant]

hi faif

[stuck spindle]

this goes hard

[pine trout]

True

[stuck spindle]

can I screenshot

[ebon thorn]

its cassie

[west ledge]

@sullen bridge did it respond or anything

[sullen bridge]

no

its fine they'll resubmit or dm me

[sullen bridge]

bro what

[west ledge]

oh okay lmao

just wondering

[sullen bridge]

nw

[west ledge]

because there are so many translations of "help" in indo

[sullen bridge]

yeah

[west ledge]

have you approved an indo bot before

[sullen bridge]

i think one

[west ledge]

nice

then you should've remembered what the help command was smh

[sullen bridge]

😭

wow

[pine trout]

Funfact all the "videos of the nights" that i send here are the final video before i fall asleep

[west ledge]

sorry

[sullen bridge]

ive never seen u send one

[west ledge]

you can always consult @steep bane

[pine trout]

Timezones

[sullen bridge]

real

[sullen bridge]

hes busy dying on his 20h car journey

[west ledge]

yeah i think he is currently on an entirely different island

[sullen bridge]

hope he makes it bro sent an alarming video

[west ledge]

wait what

what happened to him

[sullen bridge]

https://i.imgur.com/K6rUx07.png https://i.imgur.com/mmTCRQs.png

[west ledge]

OH

OOOOHHH

i literally had a thunderstorm today too LMAO

[sullen bridge]

oh shi

how bad are they

[west ledge]

and yes, the visibility was absolutely terrible

occassional strong gush of winds

[sullen bridge]

yikes

[west ledge]

but not as bad when i experienced a hail last year

the winds was so fast

i thought a tornado was coming

[sullen bridge]

ive only experienced that when i was in bd

idk why but it was more fun than scary

[west ledge]

yup

watching the strong winds

[west ledge]

i think the visibility was no longer than 50 meters, but not as bad as "you can barely see outside" as welper said tho

[sullen bridge]

damn

i used to run out when there was strong wind

[west ledge]

WHY

that's so stupid

[sullen bridge]

i was a kid dont judge

[pine trout]

I dont get to experience those in my country

[west ledge]

imagine if the wind pushes you away

[sullen bridge]

my middle name is danger

[steep bane]

Kindda have arrived arround 6hour ago

[stuck spindle]

wait really

[sullen bridge]

yes

[west ledge]

hi danger

[sullen bridge]

helo

[stuck spindle]

what is ur full name

[sullen bridge]

oh nice

[west ledge]

zobs danger ixz

[pine trout]

Same

Grainger Danger

[stuck spindle]

name goes hard

[sullen bridge]

yooo

name goes hard

💪

[west ledge]

@steep bane at least you were in a car when the thunderstorm happened

i was on a MOTORCYCLE

[stuck spindle]

that's my arm irl

[sullen bridge]

sorry i made it into an emoji

too good

[steep bane]

At least you are not driving near a huge revine
And if you fell. well gg nt

[west ledge]

yikes

but i got really wet

so many fast vehicles passing by sob

[west ledge]

that's cool because it'll disappear in a while

[stuck spindle]

am not legless

[steep bane]

Proof

[stuck spindle]

@half turtle what do my legs look like

I think he is dead

[west ledge]

he died after knowing that you have no legs

[stuck spindle]

he's literally seen them!!!!

it's not weird I promise

[west ledge]

yes because they don't exist

[stuck spindle]

I HVE LEGS

[steep bane]

You need some kind of proof thou

[stuck spindle]

whatever

[west ledge]

lmao

[faint mountain]

meow

[hardy sun]

saw some news about topgg yet again being hacked

[faint mountain]

misinformation

[surreal pendant]

"yet again"

"hacked"

"topgg"

[sullen bridge]

sorry guys

it was me

i put peepee poopoo meme in topgg code

[surreal pendant]

damn it ixz

[pine trout]

Topgg has never been hacked

[strong spindle]

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[stuck spindle]

what the fuck

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

what the hell

[steep bane]

ngl i wanna know where is the source of topgg being hacked, and context

[stuck spindle]

why would you say that, faithie

[surreal pendant]

#announcements

[sullen bridge]

its the python thingy

someone got compromised

[strong spindle]

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[pine trout]

Ahh lol

[strong spindle]

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[steep bane]

welp

[sullen bridge]

i love spreading misinformation on the internet - everyone

[stuck spindle]

me too

[pine trout]

Me fr fr

[surreal pendant]

the "yet again" though lol

tbh if anyone knew itd be grainger

[sullen bridge]

lol

[pine trout]

I dont kno notin

[steep bane]

but there should be a site that tell something, if people start noticing now

[surreal pendant]

you mean like the thing in #announcements

[steep bane]

i seen one person that said "saw from a site"

[sullen bridge]

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/hackers-poison-source-code-from-largest-discord-bot-platform/

one of many

[surreal pendant]

lmfao

[sullen bridge]

NOOO

spreading misinformation!! !?!!?1 how dare u

[stuck spindle]

this u?

checkmate liberal

[west ledge]

yup, and now i've taken control of the Python SDK and made it not outdated anymore!

[stuck spindle]

yippee!!!!

[west ledge]

veld should update the announcement with me becoming the core maintainer of the sdk

so it ends in an optimistic note

[strong spindle]

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[pine trout]

the problem wasn't top.gg or the guy that got hacked

the problem is python

[torpid shard]

my teacher just called me an audio engineer

[pine trout]

i called it

[pine trout]

don't mind the "i might have to learn python"

it was about a telegram bot but i changed my mind and used ts instead

(very rare for a telegram bot)

[torpid shard]

i am smart

[strong spindle]

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[pine trout]

holly shit elysiajs is fucking poggers

[strong spindle]

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[pine trout]

i got a secret lib if you are interested lmk

[strong spindle]

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[polar tendon]

why rewrite an entire codebase in a diff language

That sounds scuffed

[dusky vine]

kotlin isn't any faster or slower than java

they're both run on jvm anyway

[scarlet elk]

just dropped in to get more info on the python attack, how y'all doin

yeah I already read the announcement lol, just figured I ought to say hi after dropping in

couldn't find anything definitive on the news sites, figured I'd stop by here

i was concerned it had also affected the website, but from what i can tell, it only affected the SDK, right?

ok good to know

I haven't made any actual bots myself, but I know a thing or two, so I figured I'd just double check

[dusky vine]

it really wasn't as bad as they make it out to be, but it took so long for it to be resolved because someone forgor 💀

prob wrong server

[pine trout]

lmfao what's this

[hollow tundra]

omg zobs are u saying we have been haxxed???? OH NO 170K USERS HAVE BEEN HAXXED ALSO????

I am crying rn

[agile token]

hi i am scared is it hacked

[hollow tundra]

no im only joking. A malicious dependency was added to the python library which only affected people who got it via cloning directly from github instead of using pip. I think our estimates are very low for the amount of people affected

Veld did a great rundown of what happened #announcements message

TL;DR: you do not have to worry at all

[agile token]

i just read the announcement and my friends were chatting about it

thank you i haven't added much lately but i am signed up it great to get direct response

thank you so very much ❤️

[hollow tundra]

My pleasure

[hardy sun]

zobs hacked

so real

[hardy sun]

mans got full beef with py

[strong spindle]

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[half turtle]

hairy and gross

[stuck spindle]

bro

[tired ocean]

enjoy vacation

[stuck spindle]

@west ledge told u I got legs :)

[nova sigil]

zamn

sup y'all

[primal pine]

Ok that's funny asf, Discord changelog images are using cdn attachments that expire and can't be reused

[nova sigil]

lmao imagine

[toxic solstice]

wahahahaha

[nova sigil]

I remember the days we were attacked by a veld impersonator

[toxic solstice]

omg i wonder what that guy does nowadays

[nova sigil]

how long ago was all that tho

4 years ago?

5 years ago, damn

[surreal pendant]

sorry that was me

[trail stratus]

womp womp

[ripe junco]

WOMP WOMP

[muted bobcat]

Ayo? Former employee chat?

[toxic solstice]

Should just hire everyone here to give everyone a heart

[hollow juniper]

W idea

[muted bobcat]

[ripe junco]

I need money that'd be guucii

[toxic solstice]

classic

[ripe junco]

[toxic solstice]

the posh people with the heart disagree. I call for a French-style revolution!

[muted bobcat]

[toxic solstice]

[ripe junco]

Mimu saying womp womp

[muted bobcat]

MEEMOO POP

I haven't seen that emoji in ages

[toxic solstice]

that's POP POP

[ripe junco]

Womp womp

[toxic solstice]

ok ||not|| stinky

[ripe junco]

[toxic solstice]

the W is so weird

[ripe junco]

[sullen bridge]

yes it was me

[surreal pendant]

this one's also a classic

it's

i use with people who have nothing to do with topgugu or mimu and ive never once been asked to explain it

[hearty quarry]

pink chat

[toxic solstice]

It's just that clear of an emojj

[topaz anchor]

🏬

[surreal pendant]

[topaz anchor]

yay an egg

making dinner rq

want half an egg @surreal pendant ?

[surreal pendant]

yeah

[trail stratus]

ITS GREAT

[surreal pendant]

[hollow tundra]

omg the "top.gg boomers" in chat???

top.gg alumni

[trail stratus]

[hollow tundra]

still frightened of that dude

[surreal pendant]

😭

[surreal pendant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/695153744366665758/958795510355996772/attempt3.gif

[hollow tundra]

calling you a boomer is my payback for you coming online as soon as I said I was heading to bed yesterday

NOOOO NOT THE SCARY EMOJI DUDE

[trail stratus]

LOL

what’s wrong with him :(

[trail stratus]

frog cosplay !

[stuck spindle]

what the hell is that!!!!!!

[trail stratus]

it’s plump frog cosplay !

[stuck spindle]

I'm sorry but

it's gross....

[trail stratus]

😭😭😭

what u have against frogs?!?!

ur literally a lizard

[west ledge]

lizard is right

plumps are gross

[trail stratus]

wtf!!

[sullen bridge]

Plump is fat

Cute

[toxic solstice]

OK ONLY JUST NOW

I REALIZED THERES A SAD PLUMP INSIDE

[west radish]

hi

[sullen bridge]

[trail stratus]

THATS THE POINT OF DEPRESION STORE

talk about slow

[surreal pendant]

LMAO

[toxic solstice]

[surreal pendant]

jesus christ beld

vbeld

bald

[trail stratus]

I can’t believe I’ve said “omg my depression store is open” at least like

20 times to this guy

[surreal pendant]

LMAO

[trail stratus]

And he DIDNT KNOW PLUMP WAS IN THERE

[surreal pendant]

right??? holy shit lmfao

[trail stratus]

😭😭😭😭

[surreal pendant]

that's amazing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1176613134803410994.webp?size=240&quality=lossless

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[trail stratus]

Ngl I’ve always wondered what happened to the right ear

Of the plump

[hardy sun]

Hello

[surreal pendant]

uhm acktualy

its plumps left ear

[glass portal]

Hi

[west ledge]

i ate it

[stuck spindle]

eated it

[trail stratus]

but WHAT HAPPEBES TK IT

also I want to be off topic and share my new keyboard

I’ve been told that it reminds them of the trans flag (unintentional but the trans flag is cute so)

[west ledge]

why is the cable like that

[prime harness]

AMERICA YA :D

[trail stratus]

mostly for clean // aesth reasonnsns

[sullen bridge]

would not buy

am not a fan of cables

[marsh wharf]

i want to eat it

IT LOOKS SO GOOD

[west ledge]

wireless then

[sullen bridge]

everything i have is wireless

[trail stratus]

thats okay! the keyboard supports wireless qi charging

[sullen bridge]

ooo

[marsh wharf]

wireless needs to charge tho

[sullen bridge]

yeah but i charge it for an hour every 2-3 months

worth it

[marsh wharf]

yeah same im just saying

[stuck spindle]

very cool

[stuck spindle]

mine is just WHITE

[sullen bridge]

why is it not green

[trail stratus]

as u can see i didnt rip off the plastic that protects the qi charging thing lel

[stuck spindle]

because my keyboard is white

[trail stratus]

but ur a lizard