general

[half turtle]

i will pay nothing

the rice was always mine

[silk plank]

Bruh

[tired ocean]

few of my muslim friends are haramis, they drink alcohol more than i drink water

[sullen bridge]

sir u are under arrest

[silk plank]

what did i walked into

[west ledge]

haramis?

[half turtle]

but i am awake, how can i be under a rest

[sullen bridge]

😭😭😭

[dusky vine]

[west ledge]

dafuq

[tired ocean]

someone who commits haram

more of a hindi word

[sullen bridge]

we use it in bangla too

haramir baccha

is an insult I heard ppl say 💀

[tired ocean]

its pure contextual in hindi 😭

[fading thistle]

i am making a json file database and no one can stop me

[sullen bridge]

no ones stopping u

good luck

[fading thistle]

only bc the type of data is too inflexible to be in a structured db and using a proper database is overengineering

thank you

[vivid leaf]

why not just postgres then?

it can have json inside it

[shadow bone]

google spreadsheet database users enter the chat

[half turtle]

make a json file database that converts to yaml and then converts to base64 and then every time you read it you have to convert to utf8 and then convert again to json from ymal

ezpz

[fading thistle]

too tiny of a project honestly

[vivid leaf]

redis then

[fading thistle]

I might use sqlite for other parts with more frequent writes though

[vivid leaf]

it's json-like

[half turtle]

and then, and then, encrypt that base64 with some token and store both the token and the database string in a real database

[shadow bone]

all these backseat developers >

[half turtle]

[topaz anchor]

This is brilliant

Write that down

[half turtle]

right?

[topaz anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/write-that-down-taking-notes-school-universities-university-gif-17937210

[half turtle]

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 ✍️

[dusky vine]

screenshot that down!

[topaz anchor]

sharex ocr tool that down!

[echo oar]

You should be fired for suggesting that

[west ledge]

hi misty

[echo oar]

Hello I never slept

I’m tired but can’t sleep

[west ledge]

go to bed ffs

[half turtle]

fired from where

[echo oar]

top.gg alumni

[west ledge]

rythm probably

[half turtle]

ur mom probably

:(

[echo oar]

You wish

Also isn’t rythm dead now

[west ledge]

it's revived afaik

[echo oar]

Oh?

YouTube allowed that

💀

[half turtle]

not like you think

coming soon™️

[west ledge]

this is their website

[echo oar]

Don’t tell me you guys are making a Spotify clone

[dusky vine]

music is meant to be gatekept /s

[echo oar]

💀

[half turtle]

im not taking any criticisms, i just work here 🖐️

[echo oar]

lol

[dusky vine]

[west ledge]

it's halal obviously !!!

[dusky vine]

wait until i could find some chinese restaurant with that

[echo oar]

Turkey bacon

[dusky vine]

turkey or beef bacon slaps

[echo oar]

Yea no

Bacon is disgusting

But turkey bacon is beyond disgusting

[vivid leaf]

🥩 🫲 beef slaps

[dusky vine]

why 😭

it just takes like turkey no

[echo oar]

I hate turkey

[dusky vine]

can't believe an american said this

odd thing to hear

[west ledge]

how? is it a part of their stereotype?

[echo oar]

That’s gotta be racism at its finest

[dusky vine]

yeah

[west ledge]

never heard that

[dusky vine]

at least everyone i know that isn't a muslim loves bacon

[echo oar]

I dislike it

What can I say

[dusky vine]

that's fine

[echo oar]

Man fuck it ima just stay up and go get coffee

[west ledge]

misty when was the last time you slept

[dusky vine]

you're on discord anyway, u ain't sleeping if you keep having it open

[west ledge]

FOMO moment

[dusky vine]

fym FOMO it's not like the messages disappear

[echo oar]

Well I went to sleep last night at 2am woke up at 10

[topaz anchor]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_mania
lol

[dusky vine]

pizza mania

[topaz anchor]

There was a fad when I was a kid about bacon, it was everywhere.

[west ledge]

the need to reply to messages as soon as possible :^)

[echo oar]

I’m deeply offended by this my lawyer will be contacting you soon

[dusky vine]

bcs

[silk plank]

what the fuck is that

[echo oar]

Chocolate covered bacon

[dusky vine]

brodie asked what a wikipedia link with an explanation is

[silk plank]

WHY

[echo oar]

Who fucking knows

[dusky vine]

that looks like shit 😭

[echo oar]

It’s probably @quartz moss with his Canadian ass

[topaz anchor]

Nah, thats maple bacon

[dusky vine]

i see people put bacon in their pancakes and dip them in syrup

[west ledge]

damn they must love bacons so much

[dusky vine]

average american breakfast

[silk plank]

im just waiting on my doordash order (30mins) ago and still not here

[echo oar]

Guess I’m not your average American then

I don’t eat breakfast

[silk plank]

same

[echo oar]

When I do I definitely don’t eat bacon

I eat sausage and eggs

[west ledge]

i thought americans eat cereal for breakfast

or that

[topaz anchor]

eggs and wheat toast for breakfast ❤️

[echo oar]

Depending on the way you cook the eggs that’d be fine

[dusky vine]

can't eat breakfast either because i wake up in the afternoon

maybe brunch idk

[echo oar]

Sunny side up with toast

[topaz anchor]

It changes depending on the day

overeasy mm

[west ledge]

eat breakfast before you sleep

[echo oar]

Sunny side up eggs are good

[dusky vine]

ftfyh

[west ledge]

what is ftfy

[topaz anchor]

I think todays a good day to make breakfast ^-^

I was going to be productive, but who needs that?

[dusky vine]

fixed that for you him

[echo oar]

My lawyers will be in contact with you about this slander

[marsh wharf]

I just had breakfast

[silk plank]

sorry not going happen

[west ledge]

what are these abbreviations

[dusky vine]

ftfy is normal

[silk plank]

because my lawyer is @steep bane

[echo oar]

I might go buy some stuff for breakfast

Now I’m feeling like a homemade breakfast

Haven’t had it in a while

[silk plank]

i bought breakfast

[echo oar]

Cya guys ima go get stuff to make break

[west ledge]

cya

[silk plank]

cya

[sullen bridge]

what r we having for iftar

[dusky vine]

dates

[silk plank]

idfk

[steep bane]

https://tenor.com/view/im-resigning-immediately-saturday-night-live-i-quit-im-done-its-over-gif-23508094

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-i-quit-spongebob-movie-squidward-pass-gif-21546996

[silk plank]

WHY

I PAID YOU GOOD MONEY

[steep bane]

https://tenor.com/view/poor-no-money-broke-john-travolta-no-cash-gif-17556699941443620617

[silk plank]

how much i paid you to be my top.gg lawyer

[steep bane]

https://tenor.com/view/two-dollars-elon-musk-gif-21465755

[west ledge]

hi welper

did you take any new pics lately

[silk plank]

i thought its was 1 cent a hour

[steep bane]

hi null

[steep bane]

A bad one, ill send in a bit

[west ledge]

i bet its top tier

[steep bane]

nah

[steep bane]

Took it too high

[west ledge]

did you take it from an overpass?

that pic looks decent tho

[steep bane]

ye

[west ledge]

still looks cool

[steep bane]

i tHink this is the best today

[west ledge]

indomaret 🙏

[steep bane]

This is good too

[west ledge]

nice

took this today

[steep bane]

Damn didnt know i took this n i like it

[west ledge]

that looks really good actually!

good job on it

[steep bane]

I like it so much that i upload it to google maps

[west ledge]

dangg

[silk plank]

dawn

[steep bane]

Still lv 5 thou

Welp this is my highest views in google maps

[west ledge]

what pic is it

[steep bane]

Is just a random pic of a cafe

[west ledge]

then that cafe must be popular

[strong spindle]

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[west ledge]

just take a pic of a popular tourist destination

[steep bane]

not trying to get views tbh

[sullen bridge]

i think im lvl 4 lol

[west ledge]

how do you earn points

[strong spindle]

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[steep bane]

Just do review

[steep bane]

Not even my tiktok is that close

[west ledge]

ah ic

you review pics on google maps?

[sullen bridge]

no

you review places

add pics of those places you go to

[steep bane]

Indeed 10x

[strong spindle]

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[west ledge]

sounds pretty pog

encourages more people to travel

[hardy sun]

hello

[sullen bridge]

yessir

[steep bane]

Yes but still 2 mil is alot

[steep bane]

Indeed is the main purpose

[empty forge]

.play alone

.play alone akon

[topaz anchor]

I dont know what bot you're trying to use, but #commands if we have it here

[echo oar]

@topaz anchor ping

waits for response in ms

[topaz anchor]

pong

6900ms

[echo oar]

damn bot is broken

smh

@toxic solstice we need a new model

[prime harness]

lol

[silk plank]

@topaz anchor ping

[topaz anchor]

@silk plank ping

[silk plank]

[strong spindle]

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[shadow bone]

[steep bane]

Frick frick

[teal cape]

Frickkk.

[dusky vine]

bangsat!

[teal cape]

Uish.

[plucky spear]

Hie 🤐

[fresh rose]

[livid brook]

[sullen bridge]

ok guys

im starting to feel the hunger

but its ok only 2 more hours to go

[dusky vine]

yeah watch a movie or something

[regal shale]

[sullen bridge]

yeah im watching uh

mortal engines rn

[silk plank]

[strong spindle]

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[ripe junco]

[violet sluice]

codm

[fresh rose]

hi

[fresh rose]

stinky

[ripe junco]

Yes you are

[fresh rose]

[sullen bridge]

nah hunger has gone

[muted bobcat]

When does email hoarding become bad? I have over 6GB of emails from back as far as 2016 that I've been migrating from host to host

When is it time to purge?

[shadow bone]

my gmail is pretty stuffed too

i think thats all my google stuff tho

[muted bobcat]

like, i almost have all my websites migrated over and this is my storage and 6GB of it is emails 💀

[shadow bone]

[fresh rose]

6GB of email bruh :d

[strong spindle]

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[muted bobcat]

It's 7 years worth of personal and business emails

and i tend to clean as i go so i don't have billions of notification emails for things like socials etc

but stilll

[fresh rose]

I just recently completely emptied my mailbox

[vivid leaf]

in my case it's easier to delete my personal email than unsubscribe from everything

[muted bobcat]

must be nice

[fresh rose]

Why don't you clean it hehe.... 6GB

[muted bobcat]

it's over 47k emails

and sometimes i need to pull up something from my records

but I don’t know

it just sucks to store that much

[fresh rose]

Yeah

[fresh rose]

I thought i would never hear something like this in my life.

[strong spindle]

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[marsh wharf]

¿real is this chat

[hallow cradle]

mine

[livid citrus]

why can't i log in

[hollow tundra]

Went to the same uni as I and is buried in my local church

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

Yes

[strong spindle]

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[woven sail]

[toxic solstice]

Ohh god

The train system is so on fire in the Netherlands

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

The train burning is probably bad

[strong spindle]

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[toxic solstice]

No

[strong spindle]

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[toxic solstice]

70% of trains aren't going

Imagine the squeeze

[marsh wharf]

oh no

guess what I got to see today

[muted bobcat]

Sounds like Top.gg might be linked to the Dutch rail network somehow?

[muted bobcat]

I saw this in NYC in the summer!

[hollow tundra]

I've always loved that painting

[toxic solstice]

Dutch company, Dutch railway

It makes sense

[hollow tundra]

it depicts the view from the east-facing window of his asylum room

Literally just like me but I code instead

[hollow tundra]

Just be happy you ain't gotta deal with mälartåg

[marsh wharf]

it's one of my favorites

[muted bobcat]

Did they have an exhibition with it of his test pieces and his diary?

[hollow tundra]

Ah it's in New York Damn American stealing European art smh mh

[marsh wharf]

uhh I don't think so

[hollow tundra]

The Europeans would NEVER steal art from other regions

[marsh wharf]

[shadow bone]

where do you think the statue of litterbee came from

[hollow tundra]

Brooklyn

[shadow bone]

https://tenor.com/bjGaGe3WD2M.gif

[shadow bone]

🥖

[muted bobcat]

Damn they did in the summer it was amazing

[hollow tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-kitty-picmix-better-call-saul-breaking-bad-bcs-gif-27586413

[muted bobcat]

It was at the Met

[hollow tundra]

Dw I've a good lawyer who can yeet that restraining order

[stuck spindle]

cute

[hollow tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-better-call-saul-breaking-bead-walter-white-gif-6174761702766811539

[hollow tundra]

It's the LIXARD

[stuck spindle]

the who

[hollow tundra]

The you

[stuck spindle]

naw that ain't me

[hollow tundra]

Are thou not the lixard

I will install a lizard shrine in my apartment

[stuck spindle]

should I get chipotle or make food

[stuck spindle]

as you should

[hollow tundra]

Make food

Cooking is fun

[stuck spindle]

ok thx am getting chipotle

[stuck spindle]

it really is

I just don't feel like doing it

[marsh wharf]

they have a Lego set of the starry night I think im gonna get it

[flat burrow]

hello

[fossil path]

Better Call Saul

[granite sonnet]

Great series! Loved that and, of course, Breaking Bad!

[prime harness]

that sounds like an AI response icl

[hollow tundra]

True

[hollow tundra]

Lalo for president tho

[granite sonnet]

Lalo.. What a character..

[quartz moss]

i jave never had chipolte lis jt good????

[stuck spindle]

I love chipotle :3

it's really yummy

[quartz moss]

there is 1 chipotle within 350km of me

[hollow tundra]

We all know the TACO BELL is the best

[stuck spindle]

I had taco bell two days ago

still haven't recovered

[quartz moss]

there's also a taco place down the road from me

as well as a taco place down the road from me

in fact there's two of them!

[granite sonnet]

I think Taco Bell in the US probably is awesome, but I tried it here in the UK and, honestly, wasn't impressed. Tbf though, I ordered home delivery so that's probably why it was a bit soggy and cold lol

[deft hawk]

hi

[hollow tundra]

I had it like 5 times in Spain and loved it every time

[stuck spindle]

the taste is great

that's all am saying

[shadow bone]

in spain without the a

[hollow tundra]

I am good at inferring information

[shadow bone]

[hollow tundra]

Brine boy made the same joke yesterday you thief

Granted he made it irl but still

[shadow bone]

whos brine

yeah

i was thinking

[hollow tundra]

You've bugged my house probably

[hollow tundra]

Brine boy is my brother

[shadow bone]

brothboy?!?!?1?1

[hollow tundra]

Wait shit brine boy might be lizard

[fossil path]

my reaction fr

[hardy tulip]

yo

[shadow bone]

you were told #memes-and-media for stuff like this alr before

[sullen bridge]

yknow what we should have

xp bot

unlock ur perms! ez

[hollow tundra]

They need to pay us a server subscription to post messages longer than 20 characters

Would sure stop the yapping

[shadow bone]

a lot of large servers dont do image perms until a certain level

[worldly stirrup]

Robert F Kennedy’s speech.

[hollow tundra]

True

[shadow bone]

Robert F Kennedy got a lot of yappin to do in #memes-and-media

[hollow tundra]

Nah bro he's dead

[worldly stirrup]

Targeting racial segregation, he was gonna try to rub for president but he was assassinated.

[hollow tundra]

They done did him dirty and he got shot

[worldly stirrup]

Yes.

[hollow tundra]

The Kennedys really have a bad rap sheet with the cia getting randomly shot huh

[worldly stirrup]

I’m going to post more.

[hollow tundra]

Haha cats

[strong spindle]

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[worldly stirrup]

Cool.

[sullen bridge]

we should follow suit

also i just had cheesecake

now my stomachs hurting

this was not a good idea after fasting all dayu

[hollow tundra]

Esp for yappsters like lizard

He should not even be allowed to say more than 2 characters per msg

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

Snitch

[sullen bridge]

not lizard

whos the other yapper

[west ledge]

i literally just started fasting

[sullen bridge]

kekw

good luck!

i mean

mashallah

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[west ledge]

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

We are divorced

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

we are also divorced

now

[strong spindle]

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[west ledge]

what about xiuh

[sullen bridge]

always going after other men 👎

[strong spindle]

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[west ledge]

insane

[hollow tundra]

I am married...

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

To the bag (let's get that bread)

[strong spindle]

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[west ledge]

i mean his nick is his lover

[hollow tundra]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3FPMiCJXJjZxrRoB6WDFek shotgun William wrote this song about me

[hollow tundra]

Lizards nickname is the bag dw

[stuck spindle]

?

[west ledge]

hi lizard

[stuck spindle]

hello null

hru

[sullen bridge]

hows everyones day going

[astral acorn]

Hello

[west ledge]

not much

it's 5.30am

dunno what to do

[sullen bridge]

go pray/sleep

[west ledge]

i did

[sullen bridge]

also if anyone remembrs the fight i was having with samsung

i won

they decided its not worth arguing with me

[west ledge]

poggies

[sullen bridge]

[stuck spindle]

how fucking dare you

[tribal vine]

someone deal with this 🙏

[sullen bridge]

nothing we can do lol

are they from here?

[tribal vine]

yeah

1137592603676778626

[flat burrow]

hello

[hollow juniper]

my cat says hello to ur cats

my god that pic is horrible

[faint mountain]

gn dbl

[hollow juniper]

gn burbur

[faint mountain]

[silk plank]

Minecraft?

[sullen bridge]

friends friend worked on this for 2 years and launched it for free

https://fundamentals.framework.guide

[young temple]

U made this?

Damn

[sullen bridge]

"friends friend"

[young temple]

Ohh ok still damn

[sullen bridge]

im gonna learn from it tho since idk that framework

[young temple]

😂

[sullen bridge]

spread the word

[young temple]

Yes sir

Mines gonna be friends friend friend

[sullen bridge]

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[sullen bridge]

nuh uh

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

black hawk runs away

wait

flies away*

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

[stuck spindle]

@strong spindle hey guess what

[strong spindle]

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[stuck spindle]

no u have to say what

@sullen bridge u should wear this shirt

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[stuck spindle]

I can neither confirm nor deny

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[quartz moss]

what the fuck dude i was in the grocery store coming out of an aisle and some fucking mouthbreather flew by on an escooter

if i didnt flinch he would have fucking domed me

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[quartz moss]

not fucking based i nearly got fucking thrown across the floor

[silk plank]

HUH

[polar tendon]

(he stole them)

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[silk plank]

hell nah

i stayed in the dorm all day

[hearty quarry]

opinions?

[past marsh]

How do I report DM advertisers and spammer to admins?

[harsh stone]

Hi

[topaz anchor]

Where is this?

[hearty quarry]

datalix

the epyc is sold out tho

the 12gb one is tempting

i wanna benchmark it lul but they dont have free trial

[topaz anchor]

What do you use to benchmark?

Or do you want to run a set of tests?

[hearty quarry]

i usually just run this lol

https://github.com/jgillich/nixbench

the most important thing for me is disk benchmark

which is the one thing nobody ever advertises

[halcyon brook]

Was up

[topaz anchor]

I

'll let you know ^-^

[hearty quarry]

you're gonna purchase it?

lmao

[topaz anchor]

Yeah, at this price might as well see

[hearty quarry]

sure

im on hetzner right now, paying the same price for half the cpus and 6x less ram

lmao

[topaz anchor]

Using hetzner arm, I'm really happy with it, but I'm always happy to try something new

I'll miss the IPV6 if this doesnt come with it though

[hearty quarry]

this is what i like about hetzner

[hearty quarry]

it shouçd

1x IPv4 | 1x /64 IPv6 subnet

[topaz anchor]

Oh, then I'll be fine

lol

It was the 12gb one you wanted right? @hearty quarry

[hearty quarry]

ye, from the sales page

[topaz anchor]

is this good enough?

[hearty quarry]

not bad not bad

disks are comparable to hetzner's

whats the geekbench score?

[topaz anchor]

Not there yet

I'll post the whole thing once its done

[hearty quarry]

this is on my hetzner for comparison

2 EPYC cores

[hearty quarry]

EPYC has better single core, which is expected

but looks like a pretty good deal

lose a bit of single core perf, gain a bit of multicore perf, increase ram by literally 6x

get free ddos protection

[topaz anchor]

Hetzner has ddos protection

included

[hearty quarry]

isnt it paid?

[topaz anchor]

No, its just bad

[hearty quarry]

lmao

[topaz anchor]

What OS do you use for your vps's @hearty quarry

[hearty quarry]

debian

[hearty quarry]

click on that geekbench link

[topaz anchor]

Debian is just ubuntu without a ton of stuff preinstalled right?

[hearty quarry]

hetzner has 3x more memory bandwidth lol

[topaz anchor]

https://browser.geekbench.com/v4/cpu/17363937

Yikes

[hearty quarry]

hetzner has better crypto score and memory score

datalix has better floating point, integer and multicore

i guess its to be expected, 4 cores vs 2

[hearty quarry]

pretty much yeah

[topaz anchor]

I've never actually installed curl before lol

[hearty quarry]

apt install curl

lel

[topaz anchor]

I really dont know if this is worth the money 👀

Yeah 12gb of ram sounds nice, but yours beats it in quite a few categories.

At least in my use cases I rarely feel the need for more than 4 gigs per server

Maybe it can do palworld as a server?

I doubt it though

[hearty quarry]

its worth it for quite a lot of use cases

hetzer is better if you need single core performance and dont need a lot of ram

for everything else, multi core and extra ram is probably gonna be more useful

it would be super nice as a minecraft server for example

and a large discord bot

[topaz anchor]

Top.gg minecraft server?

@ everyone

[hearty quarry]

huehuehue

[topaz anchor]

I have a server I dont really need for a month, why not

[hearty quarry]

i had a minecraft server on that oracle 24gb ram thingy

then they terminated it for no reason

[topaz anchor]

Because it was free

[hearty quarry]

ye

[topaz anchor]

mine still exists

the server is still running with zero users

I logged in once and forgot about it

[hearty quarry]

is it a legit server?

[topaz anchor]

Yeah

[hearty quarry]

maybe thats why

mine had online=false

[topaz anchor]

ah

[hearty quarry]

but still

why the fuck would they inspect my files and terminate the account for that

lmao

[steep bane]

Damn might order it too

If its good

[sullen bridge]

yes looks very poggers thanks

[steep bane]

I never had an issue on that
The only reason its not online anymore is Couse I didnt pay

[stuck spindle]

You are so very welcome bestie

[sullen bridge]

i do the zooming

[jaunty anvil]

@sullen bridge The prefix is m_ indeed; it was the help command that was wrong.

[sullen bridge]

help command doesn't work either

[autumn surge]

No command called "command" found.

[topaz anchor]

Minecraft seems to work relatively well.

[jaunty anvil]

Wtf

[jaunty anvil]

He had permission for external emojis and embed links?

[sullen bridge]

please dm me regarding your bot, not here

[lilac geyser]

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[topaz anchor]

for whoever wanted it

[dry lynx]

oops thanks

Not sure what happened, but I had applied around 6-7 months back, never got a response back

[sullen bridge]

if you didn't get a response your application was most likely rejected

[sullen bridge]

due to the high volume of applications I believe they only contact successful applicants

[dry lynx]

Alright.

[echo oar]

I need it

[topaz anchor]

@hearty quarry This is actually kinda cool

[thick vale]

lol datalix

been using them for almost 2 years

[hollow tundra]

I mean it in a mostly endearing way... unlesss 😤 🔨 🦎

[hollow tundra]

My cats say hello back That's a cute little fella

[fading forum]

Excuse me, is that 8$ for 16GB of ram ?

[topaz anchor]

8€ upfront 13€ a month after

The server itself has 12 and it's what $5

[fading forum]

1vCore cpu?

[topaz anchor]

4

Look at the conversation above

Tim was looking at it, I bought it just for shits and giggles

It's pretty decent

[fading forum]

I will , but I just bought a vps from hetzner, 15€ for 1 dedicated cpu with 8gb of ram

[topaz anchor]

I setup our staff top.gg server on it just for fun, wanted to see how it'll do.

[fading forum]

Will check it out for my shitty Minecraft servers I play w my friends & my tiny bots xD

[fading forum]

Datalix is it

[topaz anchor]

Yeah

[fading forum]

I got it right ? Great Im still drinking my morning expresso Idk what Im reading

[topaz anchor]

When you go to their website there's a deal showing at the top of the page

Click on it and it's a ton of options

[fading forum]

Ohoooo great lemme check it out

Bro what is this, 2.45€ for 6GB of ram😂

[woeful rivet]

What site is that

[hardy sun]

Hello@community

[frosty flint]

hi at community

[lilac geyser]

hello top.gg community. YOU all stink lovely today 🤢
this command was ran by @shadow bone

[hollow tundra]

Damn Dylan that's harsh man

[hollow tundra]

NUHHHHH UHHHHHHU

[fossil path]

got 'em

[fossil path]

Dylan rn:

[hollow tundra]

That's false Dylan is awake

Bro only sleeps for 4 hours

Dylan heard that you sleep on avg 25 years of your life away and took it personally

[pine trout]

lmfao reddit is crazy

[hardy sun]

hello guys

[fossil path]

skull

me

[hollow tundra]

Bro sleeping like royalty

[fossil path]

fr

me some day in 2023

😍😍🥰🥰

[west ledge]

my sleep schedule has improved a lot after high school ended

[pine trout]

good job

[frosty flint]

college:

[west ledge]

im sure college is not as bad

[marsh wharf]

it's low-key not, at least in my opinion

[west ledge]

well fuck

[marsh wharf]

no I mean it's not as bad as highschool

I get to take classes I actually like, I have easy access to the gym, a meal plan so I don't have to worry about cooking, all that stuff

[quartz moss]

it's awesome compared to high school

only complaint is it's a lot harder to make friends when you're in a room of 200 people that don't see each other sitting in the same spot every day

[marsh wharf]

so true except my classes are 30 people

[hollow tundra]

Have y'all tried alkhol 👍???

It solves problems like this

I remember this message

[quartz moss]

isn't it funny how the classes where I've actually made friends have been tutorials and labs

[marsh wharf]

no, I don't see the appeal

[quartz moss]

where there's smaller groups and people are able to talk

what a strange coincidence

[marsh wharf]

yeah I've made some friends in my smaller classes bc we talk to each other n stuff

[frosty flint]

i get to take classes thay i actually like
yeah, i'd wish

[shadow bone]

such a mood

[marsh wharf]

rip

[shadow bone]

i had 65% of my classes

[frosty flint]

i have NONE

[shadow bone]

and arent relevant to my job area

[frosty flint]

NONE OF MY CLASSES THAT I LIKED

[shadow bone]

when i say 65% im really trying to be optimistic

[frosty flint]

I THOUGHT I COULD PICK SOMETHING I LIKE FOR ONCE

ended up drawing

[marsh wharf]

ok but gen eds are still necessary

[frosty flint]

in a COMPUTER SCIENCE MAJOR

[shadow bone]

if i consider my current 6 modules, the only one i lik e is my project one where I get to work on my fullstack project on my own 💀

[frosty flint]

i'm so done

[shadow bone]

where you write code

[frosty flint]

😔

[shadow bone]

on apper

[frosty flint]

yes

the teacher did not like my anime girl drawing on the exam sheet

😔

also hi

[frosty flint]

might aplly for art school

realized i'm not legible for it

same with cs

idk how i am staying afloat

[frosty flint]

gotta get the classic public static void main(String[] args) going

[shadow bone]

we on top fr

how much longer of school do you got

years

of education

[frosty flint]

1

[shadow bone]

dub

huge

you got this

[frosty flint]

or 1.5, extra semester for repaying some credit debt

[shadow bone]

https://tenor.com/b0JvD.gif

[frosty flint]

failed philosophy class

so i'm 3 credits down

[shadow bone]

philosophy

[frosty flint]

[fossil path]

@shadow bone bom dia

[shadow bone]

bom dia igor

[fossil path]

how u doing?

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[fallow mica]

I’ll teach 15individuals to earn $50k or more within 72 hours but you will pay me 10% of your profit when you receive it. Note only interested people should apply

[shadow bone]

yo @fallow mica

-b @fallow mica dropshipping scam

[lilac geyser]

patricialinda0546#0 was successfully banned.

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[fossil path]

Patricia Linda

@shadow bone @faint mountain @prime harness look Lilica

[prime harness]

hi

[fossil path]

hi bun

clipp x topgg when?

🥰

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[prime harness]

hug

[west ledge]

bom igor

[fossil path]

bom dia Null

[sullen bridge]

I’ll teach 15individuals to earn $50k but you will pay me 100% of your profit when you receive it

[fossil path]

🤨

[sullen bridge]

[half turtle]

what's this server about

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[fossil path]

things

[half turtle]

oh ok

[west ledge]

flaze is right

[sullen bridge]

faith is right

[restive shuttle]

synqat is right

[prime harness]

dragon ball legends

[silver stirrup]

@strong spindle U R MY SPECIAL 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[fossil path]

:0

[half turtle]

wtf no way

art

what does top.gg rate frfr

as you can tell by the imagery, it is a cat mug with coffee

[fossil path]

can't paste images

Discord literally crashes

[half turtle]

skrill issue

[frosty flint]

you spilled.

unacceptable

[sullen bridge]

what is that meant to be

[half turtle]

a coffee

[sullen bridge]

[stuck spindle]

Mf drew 3 circles and some dots and called it art 😂😂😂😂😂

[half turtle]

XDDDD

[silk plank]

what

[surreal pendant]

I’ll teach 15individuals to earn 50k fish or more within 72 hours but you will pay me 100/0 of your profit when you receive it. Note only interested fish should apply

[half turtle]

im interested (and a fish)

[shadow bone]

im interested (not a fish)

[silk plank]

im interested (not a pink)

[half turtle]

did u read the terms and conditions 🙄

[unkempt eagle]

hello

https://tenor.com/view/0001-gif-17282391190974969363

ghghfhfghfghfgh

[strong spindle]

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[half turtle]

starbucks food sometimes banger if ur lucky

[quartz moss]

better than you can do

surprised you know what a circle is

[stuck spindle]

This is not a game

I will choke you out under a bridge

[half turtle]

wtf?

[stuck spindle]

Teehee :3

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[toxic solstice]

biggest lie ive heard in years

[half turtle]

i guess it depends on the location

i had something once and it was kinda ok

[toxic solstice]

what did u order

[half turtle]

i forgor

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[stuck spindle]

?

[echo oar]

Only thing that Starbucks has that’s good is a cup of ice water

[stuck spindle]

You are so dumb

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[echo oar]

[stuck spindle]

😈

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sullen bridge]

faith being unfaithful moment

ur name should be unfaithie

[strong spindle]

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[quartz moss]

funny how i be winning

[quartz moss]

45.3965527, -75.6846294 please

[stuck spindle]

I’ve only ever seen you take Ls sorry

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[half turtle]

insane

[stuck spindle]

Chickfila goated

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[stuck spindle]

If you eat the sandwich that means you hate gay people

YEA

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[stuck spindle]

I’m sorry but it taste so good 🥺

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[stuck spindle]

Idk lol

[strong spindle]

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One message removed from a suspended account.

[stuck spindle]

Uhh

[strong spindle]

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[stuck spindle]

NO?

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[stuck spindle]

I just have uni stuff

THAT WAS A RANDOK DATE I PICKED OUT MY BUTTOCKS

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[stuck spindle]

I literally have 3 classes that day

[strong spindle]

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One message removed from a suspended account.

[stuck spindle]

When

Wait no I did

I lied

:3

[toxic solstice]

:( not the homophobic chicken

[stuck spindle]

It’s really good tho so it’s ok

[toxic solstice]

tbh it is kinda the best chicken sandwich out there for a quick bite

[stuck spindle]

Sorry that was me

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[quartz moss]

nice

good highlight discord

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[quartz moss]

i love to think about how many hundreds of people saw that

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[quartz moss]

i just came in here to say i had noise cancelling off the whole time and wondered why it was so loud in herr

[strong spindle]

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One message removed from a suspended account.

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[quartz moss]

but i had ANC OFF

it was louder than it would be with ANC ON

[stuck spindle]

It’s his first day on earth

[quartz moss]

you are all STUPID

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[quartz moss]

wow

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[stuck spindle]

Erm

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[shadow bone]

[stuck spindle]

Why are we comparing them to shotgun shells 😯

Florida moment?

[hallow cradle]

Depe
Comr

ty VS

thought i was having a stroke when i read them

[sullen bridge]

I have 45m to finish workout, cycle back close to home, buy last minute iftar things and go home casually

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sullen bridge]

it's ramadan

iftar is when u break ur fast

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

average white person during ramadan moment

[surreal pendant]

whatever you do dont get chic fil a

[surreal pendant]

[silk plank]

what

[tired ocean]

realest thing read on the internet today, collection of if statements and fridge knowing more about your diet part is crazy

[strong spindle]

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[strong spindle]

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[polar tendon]

About to bring my car to get diagnosed 😭

Stealership prob gonna charge me a billion dollars

[half turtle]

just decline, ezpz

DIY

[polar tendon]

was gonna just bring it to a local shop but apparently I need it to be diagnosed at the dealer first since it requires some specialized ford tools

In typical ford fashion

[half turtle]

oh i know a perfect solution for that

take it to the scrap yard and buy something that will not require specialized tools in order to be maintained xd

[polar tendon]

wish I could lol

[half turtle]

sadge

[polar tendon]

But a repair every now and then is better than a car payment

[half turtle]

i mean u dont gotta buy something brand new right?

[polar tendon]

Yeah but it would drain my savings either way

[half turtle]

ezpz save up for a small toyota

[polar tendon]

I already have a small ford and it’s paid off so I’d rather just spend some money to maintain it

It sucks but it is what it is

[half turtle]

until it has an issue again 👀

[polar tendon]

Unless it needs like a full transmission rebuild then a few hundred bucks for repairs is better

[half turtle]

what actually is the problem?

[polar tendon]

Vacuum leak

I have some other issues too but they’re not top priority

Clutch is pretty worn out and fuel pump probably isn’t in the best condition

[hollow tundra]

Good evening top.gg community

[stuck spindle]

Your name is highly insulting please change it

[half turtle]

sadge

lizard ur insulting

[hollow tundra]

I am sorry Dr. Ian "lizard" Ard but I do not have perms to do that

[stuck spindle]

Yeah I’m a full time hater

I insult you any chance I get

[half turtle]

true

[stuck spindle]

Shut the fuck up

[half turtle]

ok

[stuck spindle]

I didn’t ask

[hollow tundra]

Our best moment togheter

[sullen bridge]

it's when you were almost gay with each other

(twitter for ref)

[viscid pine]

hey

what’s this bot for?

[sullen bridge]

what bot

this is a server ma'am

[viscid pine]

im trying to grow my server but disboard won’t let me upload

[stuck spindle]

Yeah your mother is a dog so it’s no surprise that you are one as well

[sullen bridge]

this is not disboard support server

[half turtle]

wtf

[viscid pine]

yea a server focused on a bot

[sullen bridge]

it is not

server focused on top.gg

(the site)

[viscid pine]

topgg?

[stuck spindle]

Almost?

[half turtle]

https://top.gg

[viscid pine]

it’s not a bot?

[half turtle]

top.gg doesn't do server stuff no more

for some reason

[sullen bridge]

well yeah there is a bot called top.gg but it doesn't have any use anymore

[viscid pine]

aw damn

[sullen bridge]

hard to moderate 194u483939 servers

[hollow tundra]

We aren't gays we just homies sometimes but mostly bitter enemies

[sullen bridge]

fake news

[viscid pine]

disboard sucks hasn’t reviewed my server and it’s been so long

[sullen bridge]

ok bye I must do things

[stuck spindle]

Haha wouldn’t it be funny if u were sleeping on my bed lmaooooo

[hollow tundra]

I'm a homiesexual tho. What me and gym bro does stays behind closed doors

[stuck spindle]

Just as a joke tho

And then we cuddle for hours

lol!!!!

[hollow tundra]

That'd be HILARIOUS cat 😜 (sliding address in dms)

[stuck spindle]

Hehe

[hollow tundra]

We're such jokesters

[stuck spindle]

Epically pranked

[stuck spindle]

Sorry but that’s called being gay

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

NUH UH

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

Our socks stayed on

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

L

[stuck spindle]

Socks make it gayer

Ngl

[hollow tundra]

But it was call of duty socks??? Ain't anything manlier and NOT GAY

[stuck spindle]

I called the guy who made call of duty and he said it was gay

Sorry

[strong spindle]

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[stuck spindle]

Epic rap battles of history

[hexed bronze]

gn everyone, except to the people that uses wings

[strong spindle]

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[hexed bronze]

Omg are you collecting data??

[strong spindle]

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[stuck spindle]

Yeah she’s gonna sell urs

[strong spindle]

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[hexed bronze]

aww

That's wholesome

[strong spindle]

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[stuck spindle]

Screenshotted and sent to the cia

[hexed bronze]

Go to sleep your weird 💀

[stuck spindle]

Huh

[hexed bronze]

Ok gn fr I'll go sleep

[shadow bone]

huge

wb thunderbolt

[hexed bronze]

Thunder bolt too cool

[near verge]

Hello everyone!! Happy taco Tuesday

[hollow juniper]

maannnnnnnnnn I could go for some tacos rn fr

making me hungry 😄

[half turtle]

dont even taco bout it