general

[hollow tundra]

I am unsilencable

[marsh wharf]

that's too bad

[stuck spindle]

don't tell me what to do

[marsh wharf]

[silk plank]

@stuck spindle Hey Will, when are you gonna do chris rock slap again

[mild ore]

Shh it's ok buddy
It happens

[hollow tundra]

NUH UH

[stuck spindle]

you are perhaps the least funny individual I've met yet

[silk plank]

[mild ore]

It's ok
You can be lame
It's acceptable

[marsh wharf]

[mild ore]

It just happened
So...
Yeah

[stuck spindle]

brother no one knows who you are

[mild ore]

Happened to you

[hollow tundra]

I will not accept this

[mild ore]

You still yapping?

[hollow tundra]

tho tf is will? Are you talking about Samuel

[mild ore]

Too bad huh

[marsh wharf]

kinda seems like a bot to advertise their twitter

[mild ore]

Who are you?

[polar tendon]

What is this pfp 💀

[strong spindle]

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[stuck spindle]

yeah he doesn't seem very bright

[shadow bone]

irish spelling

apologies

[polar tendon]

people are way too confident posting shirtless images of themselves on the internet

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

@shadow bone when are you getting ready or not you sketchy little fella

[shadow bone]

bro

YOOO

I forgor

[hollow tundra]

I need my cover officer I keep getting lit up

[strong spindle]

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[shadow bone]

i must make time

havent played cs2 in a hot minute either

[hollow tundra]

not today

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

but I might jump on ready or not for a bit

need to be a the police dude

[faint mountain]

meow

[mild ore]

Call the cops on you.
You getting SWATed

[hollow tundra]

thankfully we dont have swat in sweden

[faint mountain]

cant believe family friendly staged the top.gg taskforce video

[hollow tundra]

and SÄPO is already on my tail

[hollow tundra]

I did everything in that vid bro

[faint mountain]

not a single 503

[hollow tundra]

the most painful part was voiceover. I dont like doing voiceover

[mild ore]

Don't matter

@hollow tundra
And you not from Sweden

[hollow tundra]

you best believe I only recorded when I knew there was no downtime

[faint mountain]

recorded on localhost

[hollow tundra]

damn my nationality has been ripped from me

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

it is not

[mild ore]

Yes

@hollow tundra

[hollow tundra]

that is me frfr

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

I really dont like how all modern animated movies are just blobs

bring me back to the 2d animated times

I need the treasure planet 2

[faint mountain]

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

cute little fella

[marsh wharf]

what's next, a coyote

[hollow tundra]

Guys I'm really not excited to move this weekend but I'm very eager to have moved

Anyone pulling up to help? I'll provide like beer or something

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

Yeah

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

You can sleep on the balcony

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

Yes

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

I don't endorse smoking any substance

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

Sounds healthier

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

It's a cool writing system

[strong spindle]

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[west ledge]

arabic is nice

[west ledge]

what about across the spider verse

[sullen bridge]

not today

[stuck spindle]

YIPPEEE

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

been busy all day

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

im very tired and sleepy

no time to feel cold

spent the day doing side jobs, gym, putting up wallpapers and lastly trying out the new air fryer

[strong spindle]

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[marsh wharf]

bye what is this sticker

[sullen bridge]

i love her

[marsh wharf]

real

[sullen bridge]

if shes not in squid game new season i aint watching it

[strong spindle]

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[marsh wharf]

erm

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

one of my many asian crushes

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

sadly all of them are ppl idk 😭

altho i do have a new gym crush

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

1. are you asian
2. are you taller than me

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

probably yea

STILL

no sorry not u then 😭

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

i napped in my chair for an hour and my mum bitching about it

[solemn edge]

only asian crush i have is Jesus amen

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

💀

that reminds me

i got stopped by a random guy today

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

he showed me this picture

well not that exactly but something similar

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

i was in a rush

he was like do u know who this is

i said no

he said, with a creepy smile, its jesus

and the heart is you

[west ledge]

kinda weird

[sullen bridge]

vro when i tell u i got the hell outta there

british people are weird

[shadow bone]

the slight optimism with the probably? is p funny

[faint mountain]

gn dbl

[sullen bridge]

everyone here is def taller than me lol

[west ledge]

zobs how tall r u

[sullen bridge]

im 5'5.5

[strong spindle]

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[west ledge]

yup i'm taller than u

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

night borgir

[sullen bridge]

u wanna switch heights??

[shadow bone]

5'11 taller than most people here 😭

like 6 2 or smth

havent measured in a hot minute

[faint mountain]

[solemn edge]

someone spoil the bible, when does jesus start doing sick kickflips

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-skateboarding-tricks-sports-gif-3536895

[shadow bone]

?!?!?!

[sullen bridge]

idk probably in the middle

[strong spindle]

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[stuck spindle]

jesus doing sick kickflips would've converted the rest of the world

[sullen bridge]

lizard how tall r u

[west ledge]

he's a lizard

[solemn edge]

i'm still on Jesus and the deciples rave arc

[west ledge]

how is he tall

[sullen bridge]

ok and

lizards can be tall

[stuck spindle]

10 inches

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

why r u discrimi-ok

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

yes

ioops

[west ledge]

maybe you need sleep zobs

[sullen bridge]

in a bit

[stuck spindle]

what time is it

[sullen bridge]

someones taking a shower

almost midnight

[west ledge]

7am

[stuck spindle]

erm it's actually 6:52am

:3

[solemn edge]

erm what the flip

[sullen bridge]

thats crazy

[west ledge]

yes

[sullen bridge]

ur all wrong its 11:52pm

[solemn edge]

hows the future like??

[stuck spindle]

I wouldn't know I live in 6:52pm

[west ledge]

BRO ITS MY TIMEZONE

lizard lives in the opposite side of the world to me

[sullen bridge]

oh man i just realised its monday

fuck

[solemn edge]

ok garfield

[west ledge]

it's tuesday

[sullen bridge]

itll be tuesday soon and i have work on tuesday

[hallow cradle]

liar

[sullen bridge]

liare

[solemn edge]

a new shogun episode in 5 hours

[stuck spindle]

I love bread

[sullen bridge]

ok

[west ledge]

anyway brb bout to have finals in a min

[sullen bridge]

its 23:54

[west ledge]

bai bai

[stuck spindle]

GOOD LUCK

[sullen bridge]

byee good luck

[stuck spindle]

!!!

[sullen bridge]

why bro on cord during finals

[solemn edge]

I hope you spell your name wrong

[stuck spindle]

Idk

[sullen bridge]

id be shitting myself

[west ledge]

so i can concentrate

[sullen bridge]

whatever works for u

[sullen bridge]

bro woke up and chose violence

[stuck spindle]

that's rude

[solemn edge]

panic panic panic

[stuck spindle]

can we get a ban on this guy?

thx

[solemn edge]

mods, nuke his general area

[sullen bridge]

seconded

get rid of this stinky person

[solemn edge]

on a unrelated note, anyone got any privacy policy examples for a discord bot I could look at

[hollow tundra]

it's shit but I have not gotten into any legal trouble yet https://threadwatcher.xyz/policies.html

[solemn edge]

kung 🙏

[hollow tundra]

hah as if that message couldnt be times better

[stuck spindle]

wtf

[hollow tundra]

do not swear

[stuck spindle]

sorry

what the flump

[hollow tundra]

much better

you are now a christian man

[stuck spindle]

thanks, jesus

[ebon thorn]

?

should be listening to the dutch national anthem 🙄

24 times

[knotty crag]

Why would u listen to this witch craft

[hollow tundra]

best band, sweden band

[knotty crag]

Thats the issue

Sweden

[prime harness]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N4yIDfN-M8 this is the international anthem

[hollow tundra]

best country

[knotty crag]

🤢

[hollow tundra]

I am crying now

[knotty crag]

Netherlands 🔛 🔝

[solemn edge]

here's some witch craft (turn down your volume)
https://open.spotify.com/track/1H9QTvEpAZSB2kmdH5zdcg?si=a0a6749cdfca48d4

[stuck spindle]

maybe move to a better country?

[hollow tundra]

I will not

[shadow bone]

yes you will

ireland

(we are not a better country)

[hollow tundra]

I do not speak irish sir

[shadow bone]

neither do i

whats your point

cead mile failte?

[hollow tundra]

you are a bad irisher

[shadow bone]

@stuck spindle question

are you ok

[stuck spindle]

I'm so ok

[shadow bone]

[stuck spindle]

I'm really sane

...

fuckin turn off your wallhacks man

[shadow bone]

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-harvey-specter-gif-13567653

discord ESP

[hollow tundra]

dylan is cheating

[stuck spindle]

hate these cheaters

[hollow tundra]

Dylan has given me a cool business idea

I will start flogsta host (I make my old laptop into a vps service)

now he is all too high and mighty to scam people but I am ABOVE the law

[sullen bridge]

we should find a piece of land and claim it as topgg

[hollow tundra]

campbell island

[stuck spindle]

HUH

[hollow tundra]

it is a sub-antarctic island currently owned by new Zealand

[sullen bridge]

not anymore, its owned by topgg

[stuck spindle]

zobs I saw that...

[hollow tundra]

it features the loneliest tree on earth. The being the tree farthest away from any other tree

[shadow bone]

💀

do it during the winter

so you avoid the coined term

[sullen bridge]

me as a tree

[hollow tundra]

I heard that "Summer host" is a cool term used by the kids

this is our new land

[stuck spindle]

have u purchased it

[hollow tundra]

they have not yet let me visit

[silk plank]

@hollow tundra what johnny

[hollow tundra]

top.gg island

[sullen bridge]

am president

[silk plank]

ok Samulre

[hollow tundra]

only if i can be military commander

[sullen bridge]

bet

[silk plank]

@shadow bone John is doing Top.gg warcrimes again on top.gg island

[sullen bridge]

pls do not start war with people

[silk plank]

tell john that

[sullen bridge]

i was telling him that

[silk plank]

oh

[hollow tundra]

then what am i supposed to do????

the military is already otw to neigboring areas to colonize spread democracy

[sullen bridge]

ok u may do war crimes as long as i dont get complaints

[hollow tundra]

oh dont worry I wont leave anyone alive to make complaints

[silk plank]

my bbd is 5 hours

my wish is doing @sullen bridge mom JKJK

[shadow bone]

🧍‍♂️

[hollow tundra]

I can give you a special role for your birthday

[silk plank]

👀

[hollow tundra]

It's decently exclusive

[silk plank]

go for it if you want

[hollow tundra]

Your wish is my command

Hopefully I remember to actually remove your special role after a day this time

[silk plank]

just watch me get muted

[silk plank]

alr

[hollow tundra]

Yeah that is exactly what I wanted to do but it's less fun when you already suspect it

[silk plank]

LMAO

WHO THE FUCK IS ON MY XBOX

[sullen bridge]

ur mom

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

im checking whos on my xbox

im connection to my xbox

oh my xbox is off

[exotic lodge]

lol

[silk plank]

fixed

my cousin called and she was on gta and I just kicked her off

[west ledge]

well it's a computer based test

no need to enter my name

[surreal summit]

what would technically happen if i write someone else's name on a test and get a terrible grade though

that sounds like a great prank

[polar tendon]

sounds like it would be pretty easy to figure out when the other person turns in their test

even better when you get a 0 for not turning in a test at all

not to mention you'd get found out and likely suspended or expelled

[surreal summit]

prank fail

[echo oar]

Done?

[west ledge]

No

I'm about to have another one in 8 minutes

[strong spindle]

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[topaz anchor]

Let's go my steam deck gets here tomorrow

[echo oar]

Should of gotten the valve vr

[topaz anchor]

how much is it these days? 👀

I feel like the quest is objectively better in most areas excluding tracking(which is a big one, for sure)

[echo oar]

Like 500 for just the headset

It’s like 1k for the entire kit

[topaz anchor]

The next time I get a quest, I plan to get a proper usb cable for steam vr support. or maybe a wifi 6 router to put right next to my VR area because I heard the latency is good enough for games. IDK though.

[echo oar]

I have the quest 3

2*

I didn’t buy the 70$ cable tho

I got a 20$ one and it works amazing

Since its usb it charges the headset a little as well so it lasts an extra hour or so

[hardy sun]

How are you guys

[iron nacelle]

Hello! 👋

[silk plank]

@hollow tundra

[cedar pond]

Woah!! Brand new news!!!

[west ledge]

blud still lives in March 2022

[west ledge]

make a VR Game

[echo oar]

no

[west ledge]

why not

u like making games

[echo oar]

Not vr

[west ledge]

fairs

[echo oar]

Last thing I need is someone dying cause of my game

💀

[west ledge]

[light sluice]

hi

[echo oar]

bye

[light sluice]

y

[toxic solstice]

Bruh

I've been getting more and more sick

[thick vale]

f

get well

[hollow tundra]

Get well soon!!

[echo oar]

rip, losing our top,gg owner already

[pine trout]

upgrade or smthn

don't question my message flaze

[hardy sun]

Hi hellow im Jazzie 🥳🥳

[west ledge]

dw i'll become the next owner and rewrite the entire backend in Rust

[severe storm]

epic gamer move

[dusky vine]

it'd be full of unsafe code

[west ledge]

exactly

i am just a C/C++ developer in disguise

[alpine plaza]

Hello

[hollow tundra]

Good morning @fossil path @shadow bone @strong spindle @tired ocean @stuck spindle, Uppsala, Sweden, 11:45

First time I've ever initiated one of these pings I hope I did it right

Pinged lizard to rustle his jimmies

[west ledge]

hi fish

[hollow tundra]

Hello null

How are you?

[west ledge]

i'm doing good (:

wbu?

[hollow tundra]

Nice nice! Am running on like 4 hours of sleep but otherwise doing good

[west ledge]

i run on 4 hours of sleep too!

5 hours if i'm lucky

[shadow bone]

Bro???

[hollow tundra]

I decided to not go to class but forgot to turn off my alarms so went yo class anyhow

The type of decisions 02:00 warthynder grinding does to a man

Gonna check out my new apartment after class. Balcony review coming soon

[sullen bridge]

💀

good luck

[shadow bone]

Same bro

[potent bronze]

#announcements top.gg is finally getting loved

[quick fossil]

Yay

[quick fossil]

Hope you get better

[iron nacelle]

Hello!

[silk plank]

Hm

@shadow bone may i have the cake rule

[west ledge]

happy bday

[silk plank]

Thanks

i got lot shit to fixed today

[west ledge]

i expected you to be younger than me tbf

[silk plank]

Im literally 18

And your like 20

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

30 minutes until i leave for school

[west ledge]

...i'm 17

[silk plank]

WHAT

[silk plank]

I thought you were 20

[west ledge]

[silk plank]

being honest you sound very mature

[west ledge]

feel old yet?

[silk plank]

I been feeling thay

Im oldest in the family

[west ledge]

thanks so much for that

[silk plank]

i need renew my nitro later

Bruhh

[west ledge]

i still dont have an income to buy nitro

[silk plank]

same

[hollow tundra]

Wait you are 17??? Could swear you was like 25

Not calling you a boomer but smart

[west ledge]

thanks!

[vivid leaf]

25 is boomer?

[west ledge]

my birthday will be in a month though

[sullen bridge]

that's crazy

whyd I think we're the same age

[west ledge]

danngggg

[shadow bone]

we got some real boomers on the team

or had

[hollow tundra]

Anyone not born during this millennia is literally over a thousand years old

On a unrelated note I think it's unfair I did not pass my last two maths courses

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[hollow tundra]

Gosh damn that's mean

[strong spindle]

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[shadow bone]

(definitely fair)

[hollow tundra]

I literally have horses outside

[hollow tundra]

I will war crime YOU

[shadow bone]

bro is lilnaz

[hollow tundra]

Why am I the little naz

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

Häst 👍

[west ledge]

anyway good night

i'll be back in 2 am

[strong spindle]

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[shadow bone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7qovpFAGrQ

[hollow tundra]

GOD DAMN I WISH I HAD HIS DRIP

drip drippier than continental drip

[shadow bone]

continental drippy af

wys

[sullen bridge]

damn

I'm literally a maths major if u need help

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[sullen bridge]

not yet

been busy

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

sorry

I'll watch tonight frfr

gonna put it on the calendar

[steep bane]

I need help

[sullen bridge]

how may I help

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[sullen bridge]

no but its on the calendar this time

if it's on the calendar, it shall get done

[steep bane]

Idk but there is an accounting class.... and i dont understaznd at all

[sullen bridge]

accounting?? sorry not my forte I do maths 💀

[onyx flame]

Hello

[sullen bridge]

hello

[steep bane]

i thought that includes in math

[sullen bridge]

no I did like

what did I do

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[sullen bridge]

calculus, graph theory, n others

[steep bane]

ah welp

[sullen bridge]

I don't like maths so I supress my maths skills

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

I love graph theory

one of my fav maths areas

also my dad is buying me a bike

[stuck spindle]

Grr

Leave my jimmies be

[hollow tundra]

Dw I don't read maths anymore

[hollow tundra]

I will

Did you believe that?

I just lied to you

[stuck spindle]

No

[sullen bridge]

lmao

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

You have been fooled, lizard man

[stuck spindle]

You are just like parm

[hollow tundra]

Gl with the midterm!!!

[hollow tundra]

I am not like Dennis

[shadow bone]

yo gl midterm

[stuck spindle]

Goodluck ❤️

[polar tendon]

me doing graphs literally rn in class

(I hate graphs)

Prof is currently writing a giant inductive proof about graphs and I cannot be bothered

[strong spindle]

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[shadow bone]

huge W

gratziu

[stuck spindle]

YIPPEEEE

Ur so smart…

[silk plank]

Hm

[pine trout]

Wooo

Btc broke anothrr record

[fossil path]

Facebook, Instagram down

@silk plank happy birthday

[silk plank]

Thanks

[silk plank]

Damn

[proven garden]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g51bxcY0CP8

[fossil path]

wtf

aaaaaa

can't send messages

oh

[ember crypt]

discord breaking part 500

[ivory onyx]

not surprised

[silk plank]

discord down?

[fossil path]

yes

roles colors aren't showing

[hollow tundra]

Discord momeeent

[quartz moss]

happening with instagram too!!!!

i just want to doomscroll in peace

[fossil path]

yeah

[golden remnant]

Why eveyrthing is down

I think amazon servers are ded

cause 99,99% the apps are depending on aws

[ivory onyx]

i don't get it. i'm not having any issues

[torpid shard]

ooops

[golden remnant]

can you use insta, twitter?

[ivory onyx]

you caused it i bet

[ivory onyx]

yup

i can see the homepage fine on both

people are thinking it's a cyberattack

[prime atlas]

Not sure where to look, just to confirm that servers have been fully removed from topgg?

[vivid leaf]

yes

[prime atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-fuck-frustrated-gif-15331740

Ok thanks, don't get a 1/10th of the traffic to my server from all the other sites put together

[vivid leaf]

not even from disboard?

also, the description of your server is very important if you want people not to overlook your server

[prime atlas]

yeah I know. Yeah disboard's crap compared to topgg

[dusky vine]

at least disboard has a server list 😉

[vivid leaf]

🧱

[strong spindle]

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[torpid shard]

well shit

[thick vale]

lol

the metaverse is down

[strong spindle]

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[torpid shard]

the status page is down too

oop

[thick vale]

damn

status.status.facebook.com when

[torpid shard]

lol i used https://metastatus.com/

[thick vale]

yeah idk what their status site was

I don’t use any meta product

I don’t really like insta, whatsapp, facebook etc

[torpid shard]

i use messenger to talk to my parents 💀

[thick vale]

none uses that here lol

[strong spindle]

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[thick vale]

default here is mostly whatsapp but I still don’t use it

I prefer Signal and Discord

[torpid shard]

i think its funny my school board marked Discord as a Red Flag app but they unblocked it 💀

[thick vale]

lol

I just use a vpn in school

to my server at home

[dusky vine]

hop on signal

flazepe.01

[thick vale]

I mean most students are pretty old including myself so there is no need for babysitting internet traffic anyway

[torpid shard]

Im pretty sure discord has seperate servers from storing update files bc to even update and launch the windows app u need to use a VPN so it can access the first server

[thick vale]

lol

I usually just code during class lol

and yet i’m class best

[torpid shard]

same

but im also kinda mean to my religion teacher

i told him to fuck off today

[sullen bridge]

wth

[vivid leaf]

do you study on a religious school?

[torpid shard]

my teacher is a big jerk

[vivid leaf]

like, idk the name for it

[torpid shard]

catholic

[sullen bridge]

what he do to u

[torpid shard]

likes to grab my laptop and taunt me and shit

[thick vale]

ours is like “idc what you do”, we only watch random movies and he never enters absence lol

[sullen bridge]

just report him, dont curse at teachers lmao

[dusky vine]

ngl i have like two contacts

[sullen bridge]

tell ur head teacher or someone that hes violating ur privacy n all that

[thick vale]

i don’t even know how to add people by username

[torpid shard]

like 2 out of 4 of our teachers swear lmao so idgaf

[dusky vine]

it went out of beta recently

u can hide ur number too

[sullen bridge]

yeah that's not gonna help you in ur future buddy

[dusky vine]

pretty sure it's by default

[sullen bridge]

just cuz ur teachers are assholes doesnt mean u should be one too

[torpid shard]

im not reporting him yet im trying to get enough stuff to get him fired

[thick vale]

was pretty productive during class actually

[ivory onyx]

^

[thick vale]

didn’t more, just older screenshot from morning

[marsh wharf]

also the argument of "they were swearing too" usually won't get you out of trouble with the principal/head of the school

[ivory onyx]

there was a kid expelled from my college with that logic

[sullen bridge]

ah good luck in that case, get him on video when hes touching peoples stuff

[torpid shard]

i've got a few staff in trouble before

and i cant spell

[sullen bridge]

maybe u should switch schools

doesnt sound like a good place to go

[torpid shard]

nah

i got a lot of staff on my side too lmao

[sullen bridge]

its not about that im just getting the sense that its not helping in your development

academically and personally

but then again idk much about you

[dusky vine]

exactly

[sullen bridge]

just going off on the info you said

[torpid shard]

im doing very well in school lmao

[dusky vine]

who are we to judge how a person lives

[shadow bone]

i havent seen that worm in a long while

why has it resurfaced

[torpid shard]

Semester 1 i had an issue bc i just quit my ADHD meds but ye

[sullen bridge]

ur mom

[torpid shard]

i wanna throw someone off a roof is that bad?

[marsh wharf]

yeah usually

[dusky vine]

want or will?

[marsh wharf]

let me introduce you to the concept of a law

[torpid shard]

want

[dusky vine]

normal

would've should've could've didn't

[sullen bridge]

i can be the someone

as long as u make it look like an accident

[torpid shard]

i promise i am Sane

[toxic solstice]

top.gg is still up

[thick vale]

yet

[vivid leaf]

till u use the buff

[marsh sandal]

Hi

[shadow bone]

o>

[toxic solstice]

soon we are hitting that sweet 99% uptime

[marsh wharf]

pog

[thick vale]

didn’t someone calculate 8 months for that

[shadow bone]

ayo @marsh wharf

how am i lookin

[thick vale]

idk for how many decimal 9s that was tho

[toxic solstice]

that was 99.99

[thick vale]

ah

[torpid shard]

i got banned from a discord server for sending a gif of kermit the frog jumping off a roof 💀

[marsh wharf]

very swag

[polar tendon]

I was under the assumption that 99% uptime was just 1% down during the year

Aka 3.65 days per year

But I also didn’t pay attention to the class that taught us how to calculate uptime so I’m probably wrong

[vivid leaf]

I believe they only track 30 days for uptime value

[thick vale]

I started tracking topgg bit later so it’s better for you actually

[toxic solstice]

green bar gang

[thick vale]

one of my last incidents was 38 seconds

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[hardy sun]

Yo

[hardy sun]

Veld

Name character on your pfp

[toxic solstice]

that's jirachi

[hardy sun]

Thx

[pearl lagoon]

Can anyone suggest me a moderation bot which was used in big servers like 1lakh+ members (not dyno, carl, mee6)

[dusky vine]

yagpdb?

[vivid leaf]

had to search what a lakh is

why didn't you like those 3 bots?

[pearl lagoon]

Except these i need other and i like these 3 just searching more then these

[pearl lagoon]

Umm yeah anymore ?

[vivid leaf]

yes, but why not those?

any issue with them?

[marsh wharf]

https://top.gg/tag/moderation

[pearl lagoon]

Customisation

[marsh wharf]

[sullen bridge]

gear bot, zeppelin, giselle

[hollow juniper]

I’ve had great success with Gearbot

[sullen bridge]

for zeppelin u kinda need a big server before u can apply for it

i have it

[marsh wharf]

why's that?

[pearl lagoon]

Oh yeah i need answers like this gear bot ok, giselle idk if possible send me invite link, Zeppelin its hard to me to setup.

[pearl lagoon]

Yeah ik it

[dusky vine]

maybe sapphire?

[pearl lagoon]

No 😂

[sullen bridge]

its a private mod bot

customisable asf

https://zeppelin.gg/

[marsh wharf]

I mean more like why would they do that

limit your userbase in that way

[hardy sun]

Hmm

[sullen bridge]

https://i.imgur.com/h70cwZs.png

[pearl lagoon]

I like this bot but its hard to setup it to me

[sullen bridge]

its not that hard

[pearl lagoon]

We need to code our self

[marsh wharf]

ah i see i see

[hardy sun]

Welp I just started my own bot tbh

[pine trout]

do u use it with your phone number or no?

[dusky vine]

ye

[pine trout]

or is there a setting to turn it off

[sullen bridge]

im aware, theres tons of guides if you need help tho

[dusky vine]

yes

[pine trout]

where is that setting

[hardy sun]

Also Zeppelin kinda bot look cool but is can made one like it

[dusky vine]

it's in privacy

[sullen bridge]

its open source i think u can just self host it

[thick vale]

i can’t find where to add people by username even if I did just update the app

[hardy sun]

Who?

[pearl lagoon]

And i'm mobile user also the zeppelin members are rude behaviour when i'm asking questions they giving silly answers to help

[sullen bridge]

zeppelin

[dusky vine]

click the pencil -> find by username

[pine trout]

i don't see that anywhere

[hardy sun]

Welp by Zeppelin is just you can fork the code and do your own bot

[dusky vine]

well that's odd. what version?

[pine trout]

latest

[sullen bridge]

thats what i mean yea lol

[dusky vine]

7.0.2 here

[sullen bridge]

ah well rip then

[pearl lagoon]

Well can i get giselle bot link "

[sullen bridge]

just use carl then

[hardy sun]

But nope I just started my own bot by Python so ig I’m gonna put more things on it

[pine trout]

are u in beta

[sullen bridge]

https://top.gg/bot/356831787445387285

[thick vale]

nvm it has an update again even if I did update a minute ago

[pine trout]

cuz i don't have any updates and i am on 6.47

[pearl lagoon]

Gearbot

[pearl lagoon]

Thank you

[sullen bridge]

yw

[hardy sun]

There hepboat too

By team hybird

[dusky vine]

it might still be in beta yeah

[pearl lagoon]

Link pls i need to test these

[dusky vine]

it's just that previously they had the signal pnp app for testing the username feature

[hardy sun]

You can’t invite you need 1000 but you can find it on his bio@lofty gorge

[dusky vine]

it might've moved to the beta version instead but not stable

cool

[pine trout]

yeah i don't see the hide phone number thingy

[hardy sun]

@pearl lagoon hepboat is a moderation Bot

[pearl lagoon]

Yeah i need moderation bots only

[hardy sun]

Like I am gonna make like 6 bots tbh @pearl lagoon

Lol

One moderation one music one fixer server one for games and more

Lol

[pearl lagoon]

I need a mod

[hardy sun]

Did you try use a bot by yourself?

[hardy sun]

You can make one if you want @pearl lagoon

[pearl lagoon]

I tried many bots which are used in big servers like gearbot, zeppelin

[pearl lagoon]

I'm mobile user and idk coding 💀

[hardy sun]

Welp use GearBot

Is for moderation and also cool

So just a best for you

[pearl lagoon]

Ok if have more bots suggest me

[pearl lagoon]

HepBoat#0361 is this bot you talking about ? If yes, its available to invite server it is public bot

[sullen bridge]

-how2search

[lilac geyser]

@pearl lagoon

To find a bot that you need, please try searching for it on our website.

You may need to refine your search term, but with just a little effort you can find the bot that you need. Read our Quick Start Guide to Top.gg support article for more information on how to best use our search.

If you still haven't found a bot that suits your needs, then try searching on Google for it.

[hoary rain]

What app is this?

[pearl lagoon]

I'm unable to find those bots which was i expected

[thick vale]

Signal

[hoary rain]

Oily

[hoary rain]

Is this guy the top.gg owner?

Oliy

[thick vale]

he was years ago

now it’s @toxic solstice

[hoary rain]

Now the owners are changed?

[hoary rain]

Oh

[thick vale]

few times

[hoary rain]

That's why his profile was filled with badges

[thick vale]

Oliy -> Veld (semi) -> Kristine -> Medal.tv -> Veld

if i’m not mistaken

[hoary rain]

Oj

[thick vale]

veld best guy

[hoary rain]

yeah i remember the medal.tv ads

[hoary rain]

who made the best changes?

[sullen bridge]

ur mom

(idk what yall talking about i jus saw the last msg)

[hoary rain]

tf is blud yapping about 💀

@sullen bridge do they allow nsfw features in a bot registered on top.gg

[thick vale]

Veld

Kristine add the dao and nft shit

Medal.tv was unable to do anything realistically

Oliy is before my time mostly

Veld is cute

[hoary rain]

I see 👀

[hoary rain]

stop simping

[dusky vine]

the nft and dao were probably outside of kristin's control

[hoary rain]

I still don't understand tf does dao mean

[dusky vine]

other than that i think kristin was okay

[thick vale]

decentralized something something crypto nft

pretty much dead anyway

[sullen bridge]

ion think ur using that correctly bossman

[surreal summit]

@silk plank HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYY

[sullen bridge]

yes u just cant mention it anywhere on ur bot page

[silk plank]

Thankss

[sleek pond]

Hi I’m new

What is this server

[dusky vine]

it's for discussing the popular mobile game called dragon ball legends

[sullen bridge]

I've never been much of a mobile gamer, but, forget everything you think you know about mobile games because Raid Shadow Legends is one of the most ambitious RPG projects of 2019 has just been released and will change everything. Just look at the level of detail of these characters! If you use the code in the description you can start with 50,000 silver and join the Special Launch Tournament, and you better hurry because it's getting big fast! You can play for totally free with the link below on your smartphone.

[sullen bridge]

also read #rules-and-info message

[torpid shard]

i wonder how long it will be until this breaks

[surreal summit]

why is there a /spoiler command

[dusky vine]

waiting for user global slash commands

[prime harness]

soon™️

they're testing it with people atm

[dusky vine]

yeah there was a faq page

[sterile shoal]

Hello

[potent sluice]

hi

[sullen bridge]

wrong chat @strong spindle

cuz aquagirl doesnt exist

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sullen bridge]

[potent sluice]

llol

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[potent sluice]

your pfp cute

[strong spindle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sullen bridge]

thanks

[sullen bridge]

oh

[potent sluice]

lol

[sullen bridge]

well aquaman is cooler

jason momoa is hot

[potent sluice]

who made it

[sullen bridge]

brady

[potent sluice]

is it paid??

[sullen bridge]

he made quite a lot of the volunteer team's pfps

yeah it's paid lol

[potent sluice]

sad then

[marsh wharf]

[echo oar]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-cool-swag-lavy-gangster-gif-25294031

[arctic copper]

Hello

[vivid leaf]

didn't think I needed a log reader but damn, lnav is fancy

no more using nano for reading 'em

[echo oar]

lol

[west ledge]

good morning

[polar tendon]

good afternoon

[echo oar]

afternoon

[polar tendon]

I am in physics

Womp womp

[echo oar]

nice

[polar tendon]

Got a 100 on my discrete math exam tho

Popped off

[desert citrus]

Does anybody recomnd a good secuirty bot with logs

[vivid leaf]

what's a "security bot" in your concept?

[polar tendon]

Audit log

(The discord feature)

[desert citrus]

But I want a discord bot send like embeds in a desire channel with the like secuirty updates

[hallow cradle]

out of 500 xd

[sullen bridge]

wickbot is pretty good

[desert citrus]

Since my audit log doesnt work all the time

[desert citrus]

Thanks

[sullen bridge]

[vivid leaf]

huh?

never had AL miss once, what kind of event was it?

[desert citrus]

sometimes it bugs out

[polar tendon]

I have never seen that happen

It doesn’t track things like when you delete your own message

[willow orchid]

Hello

[quartz moss]

no way this kid is using his vision pro at uni

[crimson forge]

Yall kno any good VPS hosts that are stupid cheap with locations in east usa?

[quartz moss]

💀

[hollow tundra]

people actually bought that shit????

maybe not shit. Seems cool

but still???

[quartz moss]

yeah i just saw some fucking guy with it on

nah in a uni building is wild

[topaz anchor]

👀

[quartz moss]

bully magnet

[hollow tundra]

as one of apples most valueable stake holders I thank him

[topaz anchor]

That thing is going to be broken within the month using it out in public like that.

[thick vale]

[shadow bone]

are they a real uni student

if they can afford a vision pro

[thick vale]

top.gg down for 2 whole minutes /s

[shadow bone]

thats how long @hollow tundra is

[hollow tundra]

true real students struggle to live

[shadow bone]

vertically

you are 2 minutes vertical height

[hollow tundra]

I am 2 minutes vertical

[surreal summit]

no shot

[thick vale]

how long is 2 minutes in metric system

[quartz moss]

that's what im fucking saying no way he actually needs that

[hollow tundra]

Dennis is 1.4 minutes vertical

[shadow bone]

WHAT IS A KILOMETER?!? 🦅 RAHHH 🇺🇸 🔥

[quartz moss]

bro could have gotten like 7 quests for that price..

[shadow bone]

literally, fr

[hollow tundra]

you are irish sir

[topaz anchor]

That feels accurate

[surreal summit]

even if you could just buy it for the sake of buying it why would you bring it to uni

[thick vale]

https://c.lunish.nl/M6hbtu.gif

wtf it loves giraffs

[echo oar]

pov: Americans finding anything illogical to measure anything

[thick vale]

I usually use Fahrenheit per Football field

[vivid leaf]

contabo

[echo oar]

Like that hole that was 12 washing machines wide

[crimson forge]

Thanks brother

[echo oar]

I can vouch for contabo

45$ every three months for a 16gb server

[topaz anchor]

I'm still scared to use contabo, but I think thats just me being paranoid.

[hollow tundra]

height comparison again

[echo oar]

for what reason

[hollow tundra]

just use a laptop smh mh

[thick vale]

nah they suck - I had so much downtime due to them

[topaz anchor]

Just early on they had some reliability issues

[quartz moss]

fuck i lost my earbud case somewhere :(

[echo oar]

Those issues have since been fixed

[topaz anchor]

Thats terrifying.

[echo oar]

I've had little to no issues wit hthem

[hollow tundra]

may you have luck in finding it

[vivid leaf]

before they threw all hdds out the window, it used to have noisy-neighbor issues

[shadow bone]

https://tenor.com/bSUq0.gif

[topaz anchor]

yeah, I think it has been.

I'm just happy with hetzner and galaxygate so every time I consider it I just end up getting one of those two instead.

[echo oar]

I myself have had 0 issues with them for the past year and a half

[thick vale]

just selfhost at home like me

[echo oar]

hetzner has no servers in the us

that are worth getting

[vivid leaf]

what we're talking abt dates back to 2022 or so

[topaz anchor]

I'm not super worried about being US based for a lot of my stuff these days.

[vivid leaf]

maybe earlier

[west ledge]

what did lizard do to you

[thick vale]

even if it mostly was a joke, my uptime is 99.99% at home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeFrMSIL1uU

[echo oar]

I'd rather be us based then have my servers in the EU

[hollow tundra]

he is a mean spirited man

[vivid leaf]

idk, abt 1 year after I started dev

[echo oar]

Especially if I am running a service.

[topaz anchor]

Trying to depend more on static rendering, so CF can cache pretty much everything.

Some things I use I still want a US server, which i use GG for

But yeah, I am looking forward to the day hetzner starts offering arm cloud servers in the US.
Even if they are more expensive.

I hate to say it, but I might move a lot of GG at that point.

[crimson forge]

Damn that is a good deal

[echo oar]

I'd be paying 35$ more to use hetzner servers for worse specs mind you

[thick vale]

I paid one-time 50eur for 48gb ram

[crimson forge]

Yah im just trying to collect a bunch of cheap hosts that ppl vouch for so I can include them on my@github

Hopefully with referral links

[topaz anchor]

Oh yeah, 100%.

[vivid leaf]

dont think contabo has a ref link

[crimson forge]

Thts fine

[echo oar]

Hetzner specs are garbage compared to contabo

[topaz anchor]

Galaxygate, I'm up to hundreds of dollars in refereals.

[echo oar]

and they charge you out the ass for them

[topaz anchor]

👀 in what way?

[crimson forge]

Do they pay u out or do you just get gg credit

[topaz anchor]

gg credit

[vivid leaf]

I cant not read hersheys everytime u say the name

[crimson forge]

Ah

[topaz anchor]

Hersheys is a great host

I highly reccomend

Not their chocolate so much, but their servers.

[echo oar]

For the same amount of ram, I can go to contabo for cheaper, and get 2-3x as much storage and higher traffic limits and more cpu cores

[topaz anchor]

I heard their water cooling uses chocolate, all the melted chocolate is used in the worlds largest chocolate fountain.

[topaz anchor]

Ah, what about true performance?

Limits on cpu usage?

[vivid leaf]

that's no longer applicable afaik

[echo oar]

I've not had a hetzner server myself, but so far with contabo i've notice no issues in performance

[vivid leaf]

they solved the noisy-neighbor thing

[hollow tundra]

you nerds clearly do not use mzungu hosting

[shadow bone]

mzungu

[topaz anchor]

I thought they give warnings if you use over 33% of cpu(per core) for extended periods of time.
Hopefully thats changed.

[echo oar]

Nope

[hollow tundra]

best host (sorry)

[echo oar]

I use a fuck ton of cpu power every day

[shadow bone]

https://mzunguhosting.ml/

[vivid leaf]

lul me too

[echo oar]

yet to recieve any warnings

[shadow bone]

didnt even realise its a .ml domain

[echo oar]

[shadow bone]

.machine-learning 🤓

[vivid leaf]

image manipulation doesn't let cpu slack

[echo oar]

I run multiple minecraft servers, a few bots, and a website

No problems yet ™️

[crimson forge]

Ive been running Vultr as my main host since like 2017-2018

But now I only use it for small stuff

[shadow bone]

i like vultr

[hollow tundra]

best host I am moving my bot over to the elephant VPS

[shadow bone]

just dont like when i bought a brazil vps they deployed it in chicago and instead just routed network down there and back

[crimson forge]

Yikes lmfao