general

[torpid shard]

Brug

[silk plank]

read ^

[torpid shard]

Wait when u getting the car Webster?

[silk plank]

today

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

im at the meetup spot akak wawa

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

what

[hollow tundra]

its true I am there too

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

yeah

[silk plank]

no

which WAWA then

[hollow tundra]

behind you

[silk plank]

no

bruh

[hollow tundra]

behind you

[silk plank]

no

you are not

[silk plank]

you are 6 hours away from me

[hollow tundra]

proof

[strong spindle]

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[torpid shard]

What does the car look like Again?

[silk plank]

when i get the mustang ill be there

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

bruh im 6 foot

[hollow tundra]

short

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

you cant be talking

[torpid shard]

Is true

[silk plank]

you like 5.8

[hollow tundra]

I am talking

[silk plank]

ok shorty

[hollow tundra]

im 197 but idk what that is in your backwards units

[silk plank]

shortttttt

FamilyFriendly is a shorty?

whats next?

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[torpid shard]

Hey Webster what does the mustang look like again?

[silk plank]

youre short what you're saying

ok

ill keep that in mind

[hollow tundra]

true

[silk plank]

FamilyFriendly is a shorty?

[hollow tundra]

yeah

i have been exposed

[ripe junco]

not as short as meeeeee

[shadow bone]

OOO DO ME AND YTOU

[sullen bridge]

tfw youre both taller than me

[hollow tundra]

how tall are you sir

[shadow bone]

only 187 cuh

fr

[hollow tundra]

how tall are you?

I need the mischief squad height chart

[sullen bridge]

169cm last i checked

[silk plank]

im 6 foot

[silk plank]

im 182 cd

[hollow tundra]

ah yes "cd"! My favorite SI unit

[sullen bridge]

WHY AM I STINKY

[hollow tundra]

that is a question only you can answer

[silk plank]

im 201 cm

[sullen bridge]

tbf i was gonna go take a shower

adios

[hollow tundra]

cya

good luck

[silk plank]

damn

im 201.

[sullen bridge]

201mm? i agree

[silk plank]

cm

[torpid shard]

Im at work now

[hollow tundra]

honestly I have a greater chance believing in that then you getting gifted a 10k car

[silk plank]

lmao

[torpid shard]

Hockey

[hollow tundra]

ear reveal

[torpid shard]

Webster has seen my face

[hollow tundra]

@shadow bone sir I need you to see

[shadow bone]

the iris

lets go

[hollow tundra]

you are the iris

[stuck spindle]

add me on there (30cm)

[stuck spindle]

wtf

[hollow tundra]

autocorrect

[stuck spindle]

several things wrong with that

[dusty shadow]

Someone do me a favor and bid on this Music Tag - Slot 2 for more than 1.25 so I don’t win 😭

What a steal

[visual prawn]

just wondering but what exactly is being auctioned in the auction location?

[strong spindle]

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[torpid shard]

Camera

[strong spindle]

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[shadow bone]

no

[strong spindle]

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[hollow pike]

@shadow bone are you able to manage tickets

actually nvm there's only 5m left i won't be able to bid anyways

[shadow bone]

no, thats support team unfortunately.

[hollow tundra]

short

[silk plank]

Lmao

[dusty shadow]

There’s one person on support team apparently.

Rather unfortunate.

[shadow bone]

yeah

i dont know what to do with that information

as a volunteer i unfortunately cannot spawn more staff

trust me, wish i could

[hollow tundra]

@shadow bone you better be proud of me I got a job

you are like my internet father so DONT GET THE MILK

[shadow bone]

import jh from "../countries/sweden";

what job you got

[stuck spindle]

Hi JH,

I hope you're doing well. I wanted to quickly mention that I'd prefer not to be called "Soup." Could you please refrain from using that nickname when referring to me? I appreciate your understanding.

Thanks,
Lizard

[hollow tundra]

industrial job again

[opal oriole]

put me

[hollow tundra]

I need the hard manual work to have motivation to keep going to uni so i dont have to do that

[hollow tundra]

no

[shadow bone]

let sgoooo

forklift?

[opal oriole]

why uwu

[hollow tundra]

you bet

[stuck spindle]

@hollow tundra thoughts on black pepper

[dusty shadow]

#bids message

Finally someone outbid.

[hollow tundra]

Esteemed Lizard,

In the hallowed halls of our linguistic tapestry, where words unfurl like battle standards, I beseech your indulgence. The sobriquet “Lizard Soup” has not been bestowed capriciously upon you; nay, it is a deliberate choice, steeped in cultural and culinary nuance.

Consider, if you will, the venerable tradition of sustenance—the communal hearth around which humanity has gathered since time immemorial. In the lexicon of nourishment, “soup” transcends mere sustenance; it becomes an elixir of solace, a balm for weary souls. By invoking this epithet, I pay homage to our shared humanity, our collective yearning for warmth and connection.

And lo, the culinary alchemy! Picture, if you dare, the fragrant cauldron wherein lizard and broth entwine—a symphony of flavors, a dance of textures. Here, disparate elements meld into harmonious union, much like our discourse. “Lizard Soup” is not a moniker; it is an ode—an ode to fusion, to the sublime collision of worlds.

Thus, with Churchillian resolve and a metaphorical cigar clenched betwixt my teeth, I stand resolute: “Lizard Soup” shall echo through the corridors of our camaraderie, a clarion call to authenticity, a flag unfurled against the mundane.

May you wear this mantle with pride, dear Lizard, as we traverse the labyrinthine corridors of wit and whimsy.

Yours, unwaveringly,

JH

[hollow tundra]

yummy! Good spice

[stuck spindle]

I ain't reading allat

[quartz moss]

you got anything better to do?

[stuck spindle]

goodbye

party pooper is here

[quartz moss]

haha

[sudden geyser]

Technically speaking, topgg might be a heart. Since, when you observe the icon in detail, the left part of it feels as if tho it's a foldable or has had fold lines. Now if you do fold you're left with a heart rotated 135°.

[hollow tundra]

like making food? No

[quartz moss]

bro said disengage

silly ass ai

[stuck spindle]

he just like me ong

[hollow tundra]

I hurt its fellings with my silly little death threat

[quartz moss]

good sentence to pull up out of context

[hollow tundra]

just wait until you see the shit me and dylan have in DMs

[hollow juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-now-here-is-the-jumper-jumping-cat-jumper-cat-gif-7851368503064336188

[flat robin]

my foot is the entire white section of this image

I'm in the background

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

what soup is 30cm tall

[flat robin]

foot soup

[sullen bridge]

[flat robin]

foot soup with extra side order of toe jam

🤮

[worldly cedar]

hi

[strong spindle]

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[stuck spindle]

yes

[strong spindle]

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[quartz moss]

haha

[stuck spindle]

shut the fuck up

[quartz moss]

no

its my first amendment right

[hollow juniper]

AMEN HOSS

[stuck spindle]

shut the fuck up pwease ^_^

[silk plank]

haha

[hollow juniper]

say owo and we've got a deal

[silk plank]

no

[hollow juniper]

[stuck spindle]

no

[silk plank]

@stuck spindle do it

[stuck spindle]

don't tell me what to do

[silk plank]

Doooo itttt

@hollow juniper hey lizard would do it

[stuck spindle]

keep my name out your mouth

[dusky vine]

based as fuck

[hollow juniper]

based gigachad

[silk plank]

ok Will Smith

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-chris-rock-rock-smith-will-gif-25241703

[stuck spindle]

he didn't invent those words

[quartz moss]

no

[silk plank]

Will Smith

[quartz moss]

he literally invented those words

[silk plank]

hes Will Smith now,

[silk plank]

^^^^

[flat robin]

love this sticker 😄

[sullen bridge]

guys I'm cooking

I'm a chef now

[flat robin]

make me some?

im hungee.

[stuck spindle]

what r u making

[flat robin]

a mess

[silk plank]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-chris-rock-jada-pinkett-smith-oscars2022-smack-gif-25234614

[flat robin]

actually no it looks yum

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

I added mozzarella on top of that

[flat robin]

is that chicken?

[stuck spindle]

too much food for one pan but looks pretty good

[sullen bridge]

yes

it's for 4 people

[flat robin]

spicy?

[sullen bridge]

yuhh spicy

[flat robin]

or one brain

[stuck spindle]

BASED

[sullen bridge]

chilly flakes added but I don't think they're that spicy

I shoulda added more

[flat robin]

add moar

[sullen bridge]

oh well

[stuck spindle]

u can add more later

[flat robin]

MOAR FLAKE

[sullen bridge]

too late it's in the oven

[silk plank]

hey Will Smith what time is it rn

[stuck spindle]

time to shut the fuck up

:3

[silk plank]

no

[sullen bridge]

[stuck spindle]

not late u can always add stuff at the table

[steep bane]

welp

[silk plank]

hey Will Smith

[flat robin]

take a look at jadas face tho

it starts off smiling then it goes real quick to "youre so embarrasing stfu"

[steep bane]

i think i open gen chat at a wrong time

[silk plank]

nah

[silk plank]

@stuck spindle is Will Smith now :3

[flat robin]

its always the RIGHT time for #general

[steep bane]

welp

i should be sleeping rn but i got a new item today n now i been using it

[flat robin]

if youre gonna be will smith, which one?

wild wild west?
MIB?
independence day?

another?

https://tenor.com/view/microsoft-teams-welcome-to-teams-punch-gif-14480675

lol teams? wtf

[dusky vine]

no need to sleep

[flat robin]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-gif-8186779

so easy to find pics of will smith punching someone

[dusky vine]

that's hot

[sullen bridge]

tru but I'd rather not

it's looking very yum guys I can't wait

[stuck spindle]

fair

[silk plank]

hey will

[steep bane]

@sullen bridge forgot to send in the morning, go the upgrade

[silk plank]

@steep bane

[sullen bridge]

LETS GOOO

hows it

did u take some pics

[steep bane]

yes i took the same pic as my old first picture on my first camera

[sullen bridge]

ooo show us

[steep bane]

i amma take another pic of kerambit

butterfly knife*

[sullen bridge]

pog

[stuck spindle]

looks like she's about to drop the horror story of a lifetime

[quartz moss]

boo

[stuck spindle]

can you stop

thanks!

[steep bane]

a quice photo

[silk plank]

nice

[hollow tundra]

when car

[shadow bone]

car fake bro

dw

[dusky vine]

quite a surprisingly thin laptop

[steep bane]

oh i got that becouse i want a light weight thin laptop

so i can bring to uni

[dusky vine]

great choice. u don't wanna be that one guy that brings his thick ass laptop that sounds like a jet engine going off with a huge charger

[steep bane]

I used to be that guy thou

[dusky vine]

where did the laptop go?

[steep bane]

home use basicly, its a strong laptop (like alot faster then this one)

[dusky vine]

noted

[silk plank]

I got it

[quartz moss]

dude im just trying to talk in this server

[silk plank]

Currently at the store grabbing few things for ny dad

[hollow tundra]

Proof

[quartz moss]

if you don't like me then you can just ignore me

but just because you don't want me here doesn't mean i have to "STOP"

[stuck spindle]

please stop talking to me

don't ping me

thanks!

[quartz moss]

you're gonna regret this buddy 😡

[hollow tundra]

I know where you live

[quartz moss]

🌧️ CURSE OF RAIN 🌧️

[stuck spindle]

ok so do I

[quartz moss]

https://tenor.com/view/da-rain-gif-24282765

[hollow juniper]

send pic with items in hand and car in background or fake

[quartz moss]

🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️

[hollow juniper]

parm > lizard who agrees

[hollow tundra]

59°51'01"N 17°35'40"E

[quartz moss]

i for one agree

[dusky vine]

well first of all, parm does not play league of leggings

[stuck spindle]

your opinion means nothing to me

[stuck spindle]

hey

[dusky vine]

that's already a green flag

[stuck spindle]

that's rude

[quartz moss]

i play superior DEFENSE OFANCEINTS 2 💪

D OA 2💪

[dusky vine]

dead on arrival 2

[stuck spindle]

real

dead game

[sullen bridge]

it's done

[stuck spindle]

the cheese...

[hollow tundra]

Mmmmm looks great!!

[dusky vine]

bros a MasterChef

[sullen bridge]

idk why it became so soupy

but it tastes great

[hollow juniper]

oils from the cheese probably

[stuck spindle]

and that's all that matters honestly

[sullen bridge]

needs a lil more salt

[dusky vine]

i love cholesterol

[hollow juniper]

where u get that CHEEEEEE danny

[hollow tundra]

Chicken tends to be absolutely filled with water to drive up the weight at least here

[sullen bridge]

ah

[quartz moss]

did you know that the human body is only 3% fresh water

the rest is salt water

[dusky vine]

is that why lizard is always salty

[hollow tundra]

Did you know my body is 100% pure muscle 💪

[quartz moss]

lizard is not a human

[stuck spindle]

am literally never salty??

[quartz moss]

he is an entity developed by OpenAI to spread hatred and malice on this planet

he will adamantly deny it but I know the truth

[dusky vine]

purely made to goon

[stuck spindle]

ong

the stash is filled

need to make some room

[quartz moss]

whoa, buddy ✋

not appropriate

[stuck spindle]

parm's never even jelqmaxxed 😂

[hollow tundra]

Did you guys know parms real name is Dennis

[shadow bone]

https://tenor.com/view/prank-bucket-car-walk-chase-gif-5099416

[stuck spindle]

ain't no way

[hollow tundra]

BUCKET MAN

[stuck spindle]

the dude named DENNIS

is talking shit

[dusky vine]

dennis from ltt

[hollow tundra]

Dennis is talking shit and you let him get away with it

[quartz moss]

cause this guy is lying

[stuck spindle]

naw shut the fuck up

[hollow tundra]

NUH YH

[quartz moss]

to prove he's lying i will release my full personal information if nobody sends a message in this server for the next 10 minutes

[stuck spindle]

go change your name then talk

[quartz moss]

ok

i won't now!

[topaz anchor]

damn it lizard

I would have locked the server

[stuck spindle]

sucks to suck

[quartz moss]

once again lizard ruining everything

yet he calls me the party "pooper"

[stuck spindle]

it's what I do

[quartz moss]

curious.

[stuck spindle]

I hate this place

[silk plank]

Nahh his name is now will smith

[stuck spindle]

before I die this server will get deleted

[hollow tundra]

True

Give it like half a year

[quartz moss]

no way the server gets deleted in less than half a year

[stuck spindle]

I'll make sure it does

[quartz moss]

you're gonna get deleted bud 🤣

[stuck spindle]

nope

am not your bud

[hollow tundra]

I will stop referring to lizard in soup form if server gets deleted in 6 months

brine boy is his new name

[stuck spindle]

??

[quartz moss]

brine boy brine boy

[flat robin]

someone mention lizard soup? I'm hungry.

[quartz moss]

yo it's kinda funny how both my name and lizard's name both refer to food items

[stuck spindle]

that is simply false

[flat robin]

careful he's not actually a charizard

or you'll be the one being flambéed

[hollow tundra]

was about to bully parm but im cooking in a rice cooker I aint roasting anyone

cooking minced meat

[quartz moss]

that's pretty beast though

shows dedication and perseverance

[hollow tundra]

I will get sam o nella

[topaz anchor]

is that where Nutella comes from?

[hollow tundra]

yes

I am a culinary master

[stuck spindle]

bars

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

i got it

bruh

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

IM AT THE STORE GETTING SHIT FOR MY DAD

im about mute all servers

again

[strong spindle]

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[stuck spindle]

lol

[silk plank]

will

[stuck spindle]

atleast try to be funny

[silk plank]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-shit-gif-10170254522401038702

not

[opal oriole]

why are you sending so many gifs

[surreal summit]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/862083081368502292/900710094206017556/image0.gif

[silk plank]

why are you responding to them?

[hollow juniper]

I think buddy is fibbing fr

[fossil path]

Good evening @shadow bone @hollow tundra, at school, Brazil, 20:19

[hollow tundra]

Good evening @shadow bone @fossil path , listening to music, Sweden, 00:20

[surreal summit]

Good evening, at your home.

[hollow tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-gif-18399658447366638577

[sullen bridge]

my reaction when i see "multipurpose" or "500+ commands" in a bot's description

[hollow tundra]

wdym??? It has revolutionary new features like meme commands

its the only bot you need for your server bro

[sullen bridge]

omg no way sorry i didn't know

how can i be cool like you

[hollow tundra]

start listening to country, become Swedish, cook food in a rice cooker, and a bit more

https://tenor.com/view/wellness-check-mental-health-check-hammer-gif-15253338

[sullen bridge]

DO NOT COOK ANYTHING BUT RICE IN RICE COOKER

[hollow tundra]

^ also that

[sullen bridge]

ladies n gentlemen we got him

[sullen bridge]

such cool mem

i will post

[hollow tundra]

@stuck spindle asked fucking imgflip ai to create someone cooking a lizard in a rice cooker

this is just threatening

[sullen bridge]

wtf

[stuck spindle]

a rice cooker is for rice stop fucking putting meat in it you weirdo

[sullen bridge]

FR

https://twitter.com/topgg_memes/status/1759721340947362102

Top.gg Memes (@topgg_memes) on X

we are back after a short break from the ads #topgg #swedishpeoplescareme

Twitter · Feb 19, 2024, 11:27 PM

[hollow tundra]

asked it to make obama cooking a lizard but idk that aint obama care

[stuck spindle]

racism

[sullen bridge]

💀

[shadow bone]

bro his face

is perfect

[stuck spindle]

or intentional so that u don't fool the 90 year old boomers

[sullen bridge]

why he look like the rock with hair

[surreal summit]

nah id win

[hollow tundra]

Bing AI would not hesitate

well it would but i'd gaslight it

[faint mountain]

gn dbl

[hollow tundra]

gn burbur

[faint mountain]

[stuck spindle]

based

we love gaslighting ai

[sullen bridge]

i need someone to make a meme of a bot reviewer stuck in an endless loop of reviewing bots bc that's how i feel rn

[stuck spindle]

just don't review bots

[sullen bridge]

one bot reviewed? doesn't matter 2 more are added to the queue

I CANT

the queue getting long gives me anxiety

[hollow tundra]

will I help you with queue?

no

[sullen bridge]

will u help with meme

yes

[stuck spindle]

nah just sit there and laugh

[hollow tundra]

yes

[sullen bridge]

i do laugh at most bots

bc theyre so boring

no offence

multipurpose bot numbr 89349838

(nothing to laugh about AI has ruined everyones creativity)

[stuck spindle]

maybe I should make a multipurpose bot

but better

[sullen bridge]

man i dare you to make a multipurpose bot thats actually

good

[hollow tundra]

use my typescript template please

[stuck spindle]

no I'm writing it in rust

[hollow tundra]

omg lizard president

[hollow tundra]

based

[sullen bridge]

make to.p.gg great agn

[stuck spindle]

raw rust no libraries

just like how god intended

[west ledge]

did i hear rust

[stuck spindle]

🚀 🚀 🚀

[sullen bridge]

literally what i mean https://i.imgur.com/6TOYbDQ.png

crying

i feel like that robot cleaning blood till it died

[hearty quarry]

two BR bots lmao

bronzil

[hollow tundra]

might review a bot for the memes unless it seems like a hard bot to review in which case yuuuuck

[hollow juniper]

is that The tim?

[sullen bridge]

that's the dane tim

what other tim is there

[hollow juniper]

the legend of #development

[sullen bridge]

oh no idea i've that whole category muted

[hollow juniper]

lmaoo

[hearty quarry]

yeah development used to be my home

been a while tho

[sullen bridge]

damn why'd you move here

[hollow juniper]

I remember you from like 2021

[hearty quarry]

ive been here since like 2018

lmao

[hollow juniper]

[hollow tundra]

@sullen bridge HAH first bot I see has a spam desc

ezpz

you are most welcome for my top.gg BR consulting work. I will bill this as an hours work

[sullen bridge]

how dare u steal my free decline

[hearty quarry]

top.gg brazilian consulting work

[sullen bridge]

im, going to steal your bed

wait

[hollow tundra]

it's a 90cm wide ikea bed

[sullen bridge]

im going to steal your roof

[hollow tundra]

I need to get a double bed not because I have a gf or anything it's just so I can lie on it diagonally

[sullen bridge]

pythagoras

moment

[hollow tundra]

true he had a theorem

[hearty quarry]

tall people problems

[hollow tundra]

lol fr

[sullen bridge]

https://i.imgur.com/KZeFuQ5.png

[hollow tundra]

@hearty quarry is buying pants a nightmare for you too? They never stock my size and if it is stocked it's in sizes where the waist is wayyyyyy to wide

not to talk about buying shoes 💀

[sullen bridge]

what shoe size u wear

[hollow tundra]

certified zobs moment

[hollow tundra]

big ones

lemme check

size 49

[hearty quarry]

pretty much, have to buy larger pants and wear a belt

im not that tall tho

my shoe size is pretty normal

[sullen bridge]

jeez

im a size 42

or 41

cant remember

[hollow tundra]

you know your feet are large when they are the last option on the table

[hearty quarry]

my european size is like 43-44 i think

[sullen bridge]

im a 7.5

[hollow tundra]

wish i could relate

[sullen bridge]

nah wtf can u show me ur shoes i aint actually seen someone with that big feet

[hollow tundra]

they look like shoes??? just bigger??

[sullen bridge]

ok but

pic

[hollow juniper]

EU mfs are massive fr

my german friend is like 7 feet tall

[sullen bridge]

i read my grandmas friend and was baffled

[strong spindle]

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[hollow juniper]

NAH NAH HES A HIM

I do call him my pookie bear though

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

I do not like people taller than me

[sullen bridge]

shoe

ur thumb is so long

why r u so scary

[hollow juniper]

damn bro ur thumb bend weird asl

[sullen bridge]

ong

[hollow tundra]

true

[shadow bone]

I always remind him

It adds character to the video

Appreciate it

[hollow tundra]

Pewdiepie chair thumb

[sullen bridge]

WTF

[hollow tundra]

its my watermark

[shadow bone]

💀

[sullen bridge]

bros finger is the eiffel tower

[hollow tundra]

finger got fucked up by clicking decline on bots all day long

just you wait zobs

[silk plank]

L

[sullen bridge]

omfg

[hollow tundra]

car when

[sullen bridge]

you did NOTHING

[silk plank]

i have it

[sullen bridge]

also reviewing bots is driving me crazy

[hollow tundra]

???? I was here BEFORE you and I will be here AFTER

[sullen bridge]

OK AND

[silk plank]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-it-rdj-robert-downey-jr-gif-15440567

[sullen bridge]

ive probably reviewed more bots than u have

[hollow tundra]

lol next bots in queue are non english aint doing that

[hollow tundra]

lol yeah probably

[silk plank]

^^^^

[sullen bridge]

[hollow tundra]

I was promoted to mod in december 2021 and joined as br in like october or november

[sullen bridge]

oh m god i forgot to go back to reviewing theres like 5 new bots in queue

[hollow tundra]

but that was back during the dark ages where mods also had bot quota

[silk plank]

@olive blaze how many reviewed bots was made by @sullen bridge and @sullen bridge ????

[west ledge]

oh no! anyway

[sullen bridge]

made by?

[silk plank]

eh

[sullen bridge]

i made 0 bots in my life

[hollow tundra]

why are there so many non english bots????

I am not doing this

[sullen bridge]

PLEASE

i need help.

[silk plank]

dont feel like using grammar

[hollow tundra]

see a brain doctor

[sullen bridge]

someone do the queue so i dont have to look at it

80 bots

ok screw u queue i will finish this in an hour

[west ledge]

that's racist smh

[hollow tundra]

a weird lack of photos showing off your new car. I showed mine of the same minute I got it and that was a cheap volvo

[hollow tundra]

Mayhaps

I will not apologise

[silk plank]

hey i got question

[hollow tundra]

dont ask 2 ask bro

[silk plank]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-shit-gif-10170254522401038702

not

[hollow tundra]

thanks will smith

[west ledge]

same goes for you when you constantly post gifs to respond

[sullen bridge]

what

@hollow tundra #mod-logs those were the 3 bots u refused to do

just cuz they in another lang

but still spam

[hollow juniper]

mate @silk plank go outside and snap a pic of the stang rn

frfr

[silk plank]

if i apply a bot can you review it rn? (test reasons)

[sullen bridge]

nuh uh!

no skipping queue

u can wait ur turn

[hollow tundra]

wait fr???? fuck

[west ledge]

based

[sullen bridge]

unless i fuck up reviewing (very rare)

then i do fast review

[hollow tundra]

guys please add my very good bot I skipped queue to approve https://top.gg/bot/1202623821010436147

[west ledge]

how often do brs rely on google translate

[hollow tundra]

its very good

[silk plank]

i got pic but i aint on my phone

[hollow tundra]

often

[sullen bridge]

when you're reviewing you have to have 4 tabs open

[west ledge]

how often

[silk plank]

do i look like im on my phone?

[hollow tundra]

the absolute worst is slash command bots as translating command names drives me nuts

[sullen bridge]

20% of the time

i always got these open ngl- google translate, discord canary, cs.github and the moderation tab

[topaz anchor]

three monitor setup? 👀

[west ledge]

whats cs.github

[sullen bridge]

i just do random commands and hope to god they work

[silk plank]

who?

[west ledge]

Zobs

[silk plank]

pc pic

[sullen bridge]

https://i.imgur.com/kDZCNaS.png

[west ledge]

for what

[silk plank]

she is on a laptop

[sullen bridge]

code search

clones

i rarely use that tho

[topaz anchor]

We have a better tool than this

👀

[sullen bridge]

what tool

[west ledge]

look it up on some staff's github afaik

[topaz anchor]

Lemme find it, I've not done a review in so long

[sullen bridge]

why have i not been told abt this 👁️ 👁️

[surreal summit]

go sleep

[topaz anchor]

Nah, I think its a public site for searching github

[sullen bridge]

oh no thats not really uh updated

[topaz anchor]

in a way better way

[silk plank]

why doesnt mods cant review bots anyways?

[ripe junco]

code.grep isnt it

[sullen bridge]

i rarely use it anyway its only for new clones

[ripe junco]

thats what i used

[topaz anchor]

thats it

[west ledge]

make a fork and update it yourself :^)

[sullen bridge]

grep.app?

[ripe junco]

something like that

[hollow tundra]

I hope commands dont work so I can decline the bot. We are not the same

[sullen bridge]

grep app is so shit no offence

[topaz anchor]

https://grep.app/

[sullen bridge]

yeah that doesn't work half the time

[topaz anchor]

Its so much better in my experince 👀

[sullen bridge]

cs.github is better

[topaz anchor]

unless its gotten worse

[ripe junco]

as far as im aware (heh) mods have a different quota than brs so mods arent required to do bots

[sullen bridge]

😭

[ripe junco]

so most dont

[topaz anchor]

I would regex a ton of my searches though

[ripe junco]

but i dont know

might have changed since i left

[silk plank]

bruh

[sullen bridge]

bro u left 2 days ago STOP

[hollow tundra]

we are lazy

[topaz anchor]

ah yes, we changed everything

[ripe junco]

its been more than 2 days zobs lmao

[silk plank]

get unlazy

[sullen bridge]

NO IT HASNT

[hollow tundra]

I am literally reviewing a bot rn for the memes

[sullen bridge]

come back to the team 😔

[silk plank]

@ripe junco i got new car

[sullen bridge]

its gone poopoo since u left

[hollow tundra]

yeah fr I alr miss you

[ripe junco]

yoooo congrats

[silk plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/843897249753858060/1208882540966842398/422276192_1839588246478675_8522003101801691332_n.png?ex=65e4e699&is=65d27199&hm=acc7a5feaf676206cab7bcf0147e8242032e91d9d2f9ddc8991f6fa8cdcec9ad&

[topaz anchor]

mods now get paid $65 an hour, this is 100% accurate, we have the funds for that.

[ripe junco]

i miss the volunteer team too

[sullen bridge]

😔

[ripe junco]

if i could not leave yall i wouldnt have

[hollow tundra]

if that was true I'd not cook my food in a rice cooker

[ripe junco]

leave everything else but yall

[silk plank]

i got new pic in my phone but that one i got saved on here

[sullen bridge]

[silk plank]

seifie pic

[ripe junco]

sexy

have fun keeping it clean

[west ledge]

i know that house, see you soon /s

[ripe junco]

[silk plank]

ill probably die first

jk

black is easy to clean

[ripe junco]

naur

[silk plank]

ye

[hollow juniper]

no its not fam

[topaz anchor]

Mid colors are the easiest

[silk plank]

i had black toyota camry

[hollow tundra]

@sullen bridge HAH got another spam bot

[hollow juniper]

black is the hardest to keep clean

then white

[silk plank]

how

[hollow tundra]

wait forgot I need to check if bot has been declined before

[sullen bridge]

https://i.imgur.com/D10bVrM.png

[hollow tundra]

I am the worst BR

[sullen bridge]

i agee

[silk plank]

OH YES

[sullen bridge]

stop reviewing bots

[topaz anchor]

you're doing br stuff? wt

[ripe junco]

lmao ff

[hollow tundra]

I am in a relationship with sentry and this information is under NDA

[sullen bridge]

fk

my bad

[hollow tundra]

I need to know the pains of BRs

[sullen bridge]

EDYM

have u not loike

reviewed bots before

[hollow tundra]

I am like that greek dude pushing like a fucking rock up a mountain or something

[topaz anchor]

Theres a reason mods dont do bots, its hard

[sullen bridge]

why r u dying over 1 non english bot

[stuck spindle]

naw no way that's a shoe

[hollow tundra]

yeah and I have repressed those memories

[silk plank]

mhm

[sullen bridge]

crazy

[sullen bridge]

itd drive me crazy if i saw the queue not being done

how do yall just ignore it

[topaz anchor]

lets implement mods must review 10 bots every month.

half the mod team leaves

[hollow tundra]

fr all we mods do really is just say mean things nice stuff about the BRs in mod chat

[hollow juniper]

cause how easily dust shows on it, obv if u clean it regularly it wont be an that big of an issue

I'm a detailer so I know

[topaz anchor]

I really dont look at it anymore. I want to do bots, its just pain.

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

bro my whole social life during summer 2020 was pavlov vr

[topaz anchor]

I miss pavlov vr

[strong spindle]

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[solemn edge]

Pavlov died?

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

what how can you vrchat without vr

[topaz anchor]

I tried to use my quest 2 and it wont work 😦

[sullen bridge]

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

if I run into a pile of money imma get a vr headset after upgrading my pc

[strong spindle]

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[west ledge]

do brotms get more incentives than brs?

[hollow tundra]

WAIT A BAR? Imma get drunk and hop into the virtual bar when i get a VR

[sullen bridge]

no

[solemn edge]

Pavlov, Ghost of tabor and Half life alyx are three games I'm considering getting a VR rig for

[west ledge]

oh damn

[hollow tundra]

cant confirm, deny, or answer

[strong spindle]

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[topaz anchor]

get a quest 3, stream pc games over wifi 6e.

aparently its really good.

[sullen bridge]

just this fancy role

[hollow tundra]

WAIT WHAT????? WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME THIS

[strong spindle]

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[steep bane]

Fancy roles? Time to grind /j

[hollow tundra]

drinking night is active on a sunday??? This is a place for me

wait its a monday

even more for me

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

I've been to uni today I should know it aint sunday

[west ledge]

how many browser tabs are open when u review bots

[steep bane]

Just like 20 avarage

[strong spindle]

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[west ledge]

how many of them are br related

[hollow tundra]

18 HSR related

[west ledge]

yikes

[strong spindle]

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[steep bane]

Thats on my main browser
I use a seperate browser for review

[west ledge]

why

ram usage go brrr

[steep bane]

Its eazyer for the extension n script

[strong spindle]

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[west ledge]

ik

[west ledge]

ooo u use like tampermoneky stuff?

[sullen bridge]

he does not

i think

also why do u need 20 tabs wtf

i need 3-4 max

[west ledge]

he probably doesnt close his tabs after opening them

[sullen bridge]

WHAT RU DOING REVIEWING BOTS i think jh is drunk https://i.imgur.com/6jvG3sp.png

(good for me)

[west ledge]

he's just helping u zobs

[hollow tundra]

I am not

Why do you think I'm drunk all the time smh my head

[topaz anchor]

wait, thats the bot I invited

[sullen bridge]

idk bro u drink a lot

[hollow tundra]

Wait did I stealy your bot?

[sullen bridge]

DIDNT YOU LITERALLY PUT WINE in one of ur dishes or did i dream that

[topaz anchor]

yeah 😠

[hollow tundra]

I didn't even drink this weekend

[hollow tundra]

HAHAH you dreamt that! I don't drink wine

[topaz anchor]

jk ^-^

[sullen bridge]

or beer

wtf

[topaz anchor]

I'm too scared to invite bot to vc

[hollow tundra]

I'm an alcoholic even in your dreams wth

[hollow tundra]

OHHHH

yeah

[sullen bridge]

idk my dreams usually consist of me running away from michael myers

[hollow tundra]

Guinness

[sullen bridge]

this time he wont get me guys

[hollow tundra]

I hardly remember my dreams :( when I do they're just weird tho

[hollow tundra]

Become lucid and murder him

[sullen bridge]

imagine i got stuck in my dream

what if im dreaming rn

reviewing bots would be avery bad dream

[hollow tundra]

You ain't dreaming

[sullen bridge]

yea ur right i wouldnt be listening to this crappy music if i was

[steep bane]

Tbh gonna reaserch that today or tmr

[west ledge]

nice

u can make ur own extension

[steep bane]

Open multiple tab at once, then that page is done, close then go next

[sullen bridge]

i tried that once

i messed up and declined a bot for another bot's decline reason

that was not english

[steep bane]

For me I have a better flow on reviewing

When I do that

[sullen bridge]

woaw

one at a time is p fast enough for me

[topaz anchor]

Let me know if you need any help.

I have done quite a lot of work in tampermonkey.

[sullen bridge]

actually could u help me out

[topaz anchor]

#reviewers

[sullen bridge]

oops

[steep bane]

Better #reviewers tbh

[sullen bridge]

yup

[hollow tundra]

I gave up on my BR life

[topaz anchor]

How far did you get?

How many times did you reference the handbook? 👀

[hollow tundra]

3 bots where 2 had a spam desc

[topaz anchor]

lmao

[hollow tundra]

0 💪

[steep bane]

Not even angy bot dev Dm yet and you have left

[sullen bridge]

fr

quitter

[hollow tundra]

true

[west ledge]

inhale copium

[sullen bridge]

damn

i broke the site by reviewing too fast

cant handle my sped

[fossil path]

no access

[west ledge]

skill issue

[steep bane]

Skill issue

[steep bane]

Leave some for me

[sullen bridge]

yea im going to bed dw

i think theres 60 in q

[hollow juniper]

I remember when there was like 700

[sullen bridge]

me too

i gave up aftere 80

[west ledge]

nooo zobs for next month's brotm!!! 💪

[sullen bridge]

that was like 2y ago

[steep bane]

Go for it, go break my streak

[west ledge]

if you review 80 bots per day you can get 2400 bots in a month

[topaz anchor]

👀

[sullen bridge]

thats crazy

[steep bane]

Zobs be reviewinf all the bots

[sullen bridge]

i will not do that

[topaz anchor]

@ripe junco whats the week record right now?

[west ledge]

(she will)

[tender helm]

hey dudes new here

[stuck spindle]

what if you were paid $200 an hour

[sullen bridge]

oh my god i will glue myself to my seat

[steep bane]

I think my record is 200 in a day

[marsh wharf]

id do close to any job for 200 an hour

[steep bane]

Ill be reviewing all day

[ripe junco]

1516 is the week record by iar

iara

i had 1514

[marsh wharf]

....

[topaz anchor]

yeah 👀

[stuck spindle]

bruh

[topaz anchor]

The legends

[sullen bridge]

is that llike 250 bots every day

[marsh wharf]

ok accept my application i wanna win !!

[west ledge]

do it for the rest of the month

boom 6k bots

[ripe junco]

i did 6 days, 8 hours a day

[marsh wharf]

jk id never be able to get that many

[ripe junco]

took the 7th day off lmao

[stuck spindle]

just get AI to do bot reviews lol

[marsh wharf]

[sullen bridge]

if u guys let the queue go to 1.6k bots i will break the record

[steep bane]

I only do it when there is too much bot in the queue and the queue is slow

[steep bane]

Pay me

[sullen bridge]

im on holiday till september i could def do it

[west ledge]

why not review 2 more bots 😭

[stuck spindle]

that's a long ass holiday

[sullen bridge]

fr i as thinking that too

[steep bane]

Thats a long time

[sullen bridge]

i took a year off after uni

[ripe junco]

iara was after me

[steep bane]

I am still wating for my uni to fix their mistake

[ripe junco]

i did 1514 and she later did 1516 to beat me

[stuck spindle]

aah fair

[sullen bridge]

gonna go back to masters in sept

[west ledge]

do 1517

[topaz anchor]

Iara just went for the record ^-^

[west ledge]

[stuck spindle]

what are you getting it in

[topaz anchor]

true br xiuh when?

[sullen bridge]

software engineering

[topaz anchor]

Restart from the bottom ^-^

[sullen bridge]

im future topgg engineer mark my words 🤓

[stuck spindle]

sick!

[steep bane]

Welp
Can I apply to be full time BR?

[sullen bridge]

if that was a thing id quit gym for it

[steep bane]

Fix the image bug

[west ledge]

dont

be on the grind

💪

[stuck spindle]

what's the image bug

[digital rune]

is top.gg voting ded for the 15000th time

[sullen bridge]

the imgur bug

[stuck spindle]

Idk what that is I don't use the site

[worldly cedar]

is top.gg down again

[sullen bridge]

true i cant stop now

[west ledge]

nahhh welper imgur is just blocked in your country

[steep bane]

Or top gg down bug

[sullen bridge]

yeah i may have broken it while reviewing bots, sorry guys

[marsh wharf]

flip a coin to find out

[sullen bridge]

jk its just slow try again later

[steep bane]

They are trying to tell you to stoooooop

[digital rune]

;-;

[worldly cedar]

is that because so many people are trying to log in

[west ledge]

everyone blame zobs

[sullen bridge]

i did nothing

[west ledge]

❤️

[sullen bridge]

i was never here

[steep bane]

Zobs riot!!!!

[worldly cedar]

oh in the middle editing my profile

[sullen bridge]

no i didnt i was joking 💀

but its probably a bug, give it some time

[steep bane]

I amma riot

[worldly cedar]

hopefully I'll fix itself that was a good joke

[sullen bridge]

lol

yes

[worldly cedar]

so many people trying to log in is my guest

[steep bane]

Riot!! #Zobstoopbreakingsite

[west ledge]

so there was never a ddos

its just zobs using the site

all this time

[steep bane]

Yes

[sullen bridge]

fk

exposd

[worldly cedar]

do we know how long it's going to be down for

[sullen bridge]

sorry guys it was me all along

[steep bane]

The reason why they remove the server list
Is Becouse Zobs has review too much and too fast

[sullen bridge]

if its down for longer than 15m, someone will report it internally dw

[west ledge]

quick run zobs before they make an announcement pinging everyone about you

[worldly cedar]

ok

[steep bane]

Dw Zobs pays to not make the ping

[sullen bridge]

no but the site did go down cuz i might have crashed it

cuz of bugs...

[worldly cedar]

gotta say love that image

[sullen bridge]

same i favourited it

[steep bane]

Is it Becouse of the one in #reviewers before?

[sullen bridge]

yeah

it went down when i sent that

[steep bane]

I doubt tbh, if it breaks Shouldnt it break on the client side?

[sullen bridge]

could be a coincidence

yea prob

[steep bane]

It should be in local

[sullen bridge]

just getting gateway timeout so hopefully it fixes itself

[worldly cedar]

a friend of mine told me I've got a bug that he found but never reported because he couldn't talk in here because he doesn't have the phone number

[steep bane]

If not
Pim might have to stay over night again to fix

[sullen bridge]

rip

[sullen bridge]

can always email support

[worldly cedar]

I will tell him that

[steep bane]

I know a bugs
The bugs is "my does my bot keep being declined"

[sullen bridge]

ok night topgg needa go gym early tomorrow

[worldly cedar]

that's a really funny joke

[steep bane]

Gna

[west ledge]

imagine thinking the starboard still works

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[steep bane]

Its top gg after all

Known issue no eta™

[worldly cedar]

I think it's back up

[west ledge]

though the site going down so easily/frequently compared to other sites is a bit concerning

[worldly cedar]

it went back down again

[worldly cedar]

yeah it is it's never been like this

[west ledge]

i mean at this point just use discord's app directory

[steep bane]

Site is doing push up

[west ledge]

[worldly cedar]

it's going to the gym

[west ledge]

never goes down

[worldly cedar]

it's been doing it for the last few weeks me and my friend have noticed that

[hollow juniper]

my personally if I ran top.gg the site would never be down no 🧢

[worldly cedar]

there could be something crashing it luck in a loop

[steep bane]

But you wont get "fancy" <@&265125253443878912> roles that Somehow people are hunting

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