general

[quartz moss]

you won't have time to react to shit if you're doing double the speed limit

[silk plank]

“He went on the track”

[quartz moss]

especially not at night

[silk plank]

@strong spindle help me out here

[quartz moss]

how is faith going to help

faith is going to agree with me

[silk plank]

no

[quartz moss]

yeah i'm sure faith's going to come in here and say felony speeding is a totally safe activity because hur dur the road's empty!!

[silk plank]

https://tenor.com/view/meh-cuphead-the-cuphead-show-thats-boring-uninterested-gif-27353794

[quartz moss]

it's grossly irresponsible

you can play it off and say it's not actually that dangerous but it is

there's a reason why it's a felony

[hollow tundra]

Imma translate how fast 120mph is in kph before I comment

[quartz moss]

~200

[hollow tundra]

Is your friend dumb

[quartz moss]

which the fastest road in the US is 80 mph

so they're going at least 40 over (~65km/h)

[hollow tundra]

If it was 150km/h I could let it slide if road is empty but 200???? Damn son

[sullen bridge]

i have no sense of speed bc i dont have a car

[quartz moss]

fastest road in florida is 70mph so they were committing a felony

[sullen bridge]

damn webster up to no good again

[hollow tundra]

Nah Webster friend but that's stupid

[shadow bone]

me

[hollow tundra]

You

Man I think imma apply to a security guard summer job I think that'd be fun

My old boss at the stone plant ain't gotten back to me about work there so their loss

[shadow bone]

so they drive forklifts

[hollow tundra]

Unfortunately not :(

From the work description I'd just fuck off from place to place and make sure no one has broken in and that the alarm is set correctly

[silk plank]

no

[quartz moss]

yes

[silk plank]

no

[hollow tundra]

yes

[silk plank]

no

[quartz moss]

nobody who's smart would go that fast on a public road lil bro

was it at least rural?

or the highway?

[silk plank]

It was on highway

With nobody on it

[quartz moss]

ok so it's only really reckless and not incredibly reckless

[hollow tundra]

Tbh idk what the state of ur highways are. If they are autobahn quality it's meh but still really dumb

[quartz moss]

they almost certainly do not have a design speed of 200 km/h

[hollow tundra]

I do like 20 (km/h) over often but that's manageable

[silk plank]

yeah, driving to your place

[quartz moss]

the highway near my house has a design speed of 130km/h and a signed speed of 110

it starts to get uncomfortable to drive around 135

[hollow tundra]

Yeah like normally you just know how fast you can go on a road just by how it feels

[quartz moss]

not really in NA we don't do that

we design our road for one speed then sign it for a totally different speed

[hollow tundra]

Wide and plain? Fast road. Wider and even more plain? Probably a camouflaged airstrip

[quartz moss]

the same road to the same standards will be 80kmh one block and 50kmh the next

with nothing but a sign post to tell you

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[quartz moss]

i don't do more than 15 over basically ever

that's the threshold for demerit points

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[quartz moss]

$17 fine?

per mph over or

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[hollow tundra]

I think 20kmh over here is the "safe" limit if you get stopped

[quartz moss]

that's crazy low

[hollow tundra]

Might be 30 over idk never been stopped

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[quartz moss]

also it's an automatic roadside suspension if you're caught going more than 40kmh over in a < 80kmh zone and 50 over elsewhere

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[silk plank]

https://tenor.com/view/hazbin-hotel-hazbin-hotel-lucifer-take-that-depression-depression-lucifer-gif-1806442761335906205

[quartz moss]

so if you were doing 40 over it's a $7 x 40 fine

[slender grotto]

Where tf is this

[quartz moss]

ontario

[slender grotto]

Jesus christ

[quartz moss]

40 over is also 4 demerit points

[slender grotto]

Here, if you go 30% over, you get one point on your license, three of those, and they take your license for three years.

Go 100% over, and they take both the vehicle, and license. License for 3 years, and vehicle they take forever.

[quartz moss]

oh if you're doing double the limit here you're basically guaranteed a long ass suspension here as well

your vehicle won't be confiscated but it will be seized

[hollow tundra]

Denmark person has appeared

[slender grotto]

here its just gone

[quartz moss]

it's an automatic 30 day roadside suspension and a 7 day seizure

[slender grotto]

Oh god, the SWEDE

[quartz moss]

PLUS if you're convicted in court it's much worse

[slender grotto]

I got tagged in a speedtrap on my bike doing 205

[hollow tundra]

Didn't even know those pesky cameras worked on bikes

[slender grotto]

No plate on the front though, and it cant take pictures from behind, sooooo

the new ones here can

[quartz moss]

it doesn't take pictures from the rear?

wack

[slender grotto]

This was not a new one though

The new ones does

[quartz moss]

that's the way that makes the most sense

[slender grotto]

Yeah, so dumb

[hollow tundra]

The hour drive from Uppsala to sala has like 8 speed traps and it absolutely sucks to drive on that road

[slender grotto]

Can't complain

[quartz moss]

we're only starting to see a lot more speed cameras go in our cities

[slender grotto]

Is it sweden or norway that has a shit ton

[quartz moss]

and afaik they're only allowed in community safety zones so areas like around schools and playgrounds and stuff

[hollow tundra]

Probably Sweden but idk

[slender grotto]

Ive got scanners for cops and speedtraps though. They're fairly cheap here

[hollow tundra]

Here they're allowed pretty much anywhere

[quartz moss]

plus there's always also a sign in front saying "MUNICIPAL SPEED CAMERA" but people still fucking miss it and get fined somehow

[hollow tundra]

I think waze and Apple Maps warn for speed cameras

[quartz moss]

real hard to miss it guys

[hollow tundra]

Yeah they're signed here too but often it's not early enough to slow down

Omg weeb in chat??

[quartz moss]

people also vandalize them here a lot but yknow

i'm in favour of them

[slender grotto]

Oh, these are cars

They move around and hide

Not stationary

[hollow tundra]

Oh that's pesky

[quartz moss]

yeah they're stationary here

[hollow tundra]

As if I needed any more reasons not to go to Denmark

[quartz moss]

it would probably be legal but they'd need to move the signs

[proven garden]

I think in germany, the most you can get for speeding (itself!) is like a 700€ fine, 3(?) penalty points (8 and your license is revoked) and the license taken away for 3 months

[quartz moss]

same deal with red light cameras, they're legally required to mark them

[slender grotto]

Y'all didnt send the fines to denmark until a few years ago

That was great

So the cameras just didnt matter lmao

[hollow tundra]

Yeah but don't you have those max verstappen role playing roads you can drive real fast on

[slender grotto]

ya

[quartz moss]

apparently police in quebec will give $500 fines to ontario plates with expired tags 💀

[slender grotto]

Can confirm. Went from munich to denmark in 7 hours

[quartz moss]

there's been a lot of people complaining about that

[proven garden]

Ye, but not everywhere

[hollow tundra]

Bro is speed

[quartz moss]

my ass is never driving in quebec

[hollow tundra]

Same

[slender grotto]

Zoomies

Only 25 days till i can zoom again

[hollow tundra]

Me and my v50 were pretty legal

[slender grotto]

So happy

[hollow tundra]

They done stole your licence?

[slender grotto]

Volvo? The swede? No way

[hollow tundra]

Yeah imagine

[proven garden]

Next to bigger cities, autobahn speeds are generally limited to 120 or even less

[slender grotto]

Bike life is suspended in dec, jan, feb

[quartz moss]

i love that 120 is "slow"

[hollow tundra]

Was a lovely car

[quartz moss]

meanwhile the highest speed we have here is 110

[slender grotto]

120 IS slow tho

[slender grotto]

WAS?

Looks good man!

[quartz moss]

in cities it often'll drop to 80

not that anyone ever does 80

[hollow tundra]

Dad sold it My brother got a new guitar and graphics card, my dad got some new speakers, and I got a car less

Pascal was a warrior

[slender grotto]

Ayo, you got robbed bruh lmao

[slender grotto]

Would look so much better without mirrors

But im not a maniac

[slender grotto]

80 in a city?! here its 50, damn.

[hollow tundra]

I miss the car disco sessions

[slender grotto]

Like normal city roads

[hollow tundra]

Had pretty nice speakers for an old lady car

[slender grotto]

Love how the radio looks like a phone

[hollow tundra]

Mmm yeah that early 2010 interface was cozy

It even had dark mode for when it was night

It was wayyyy better than light mode but was only active when the car detected it was dark out

[slender grotto]

That's kinda crazy for its time actually

The speedo in my car shuts off sometimes if it feels like it

Thankfully its for sale lmao

I miss my audi :c

[hollow tundra]

It also needed a separate diesel warmer as the engine was so efficienct it didn't produce enough residual heat for warming up the cabin

[hollow tundra]

That's a good car

It's telling you to go how fast you want

[slender grotto]

thats insane

Average volvo moment

[quartz moss]

on the highway

[hollow tundra]

The diesel warmer was legit a turbine "engine"

[slender grotto]

ohhhh close to city, highway here is 110

[hollow tundra]

Whoa she's beautiful

[slender grotto]

Sold it to get my bike

[silk plank]

My car

[hollow tundra]

Toyyoda

[slender grotto]

US only model?

[silk plank]

no

[slender grotto]

OR am i drunk

[quartz moss]

just depends on the city really

[slender grotto]

whelp

[quartz moss]

like i know the gardiner in toronto is 80 but that also runs right through downtown

[hollow tundra]

Those indicator lights are very small god damn

[strong spindle]

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[slender grotto]

Bright af tho

[quartz moss]

the 417 here in ottawa is 100 but it's also like 1.5 km at least away from downtown

[strong spindle]

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[quartz moss]

mph

[silk plank]

Me = 120mph to Miami

[slender grotto]

Can you even see the audi's blinkers?

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

i don’t need luck

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[hollow tundra]

Yeah under the halvljus

Idk the English word

[slender grotto]

headlights

[silk plank]

Im really good driver

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[slender grotto]

But zoomies

zoom

[silk plank]

@hollow tundra if you add me on snap ill show you my face

[slender grotto]

[quartz moss]

literally everyone says that bro 😭

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[quartz moss]

i highly doubt you're a really good driver

[silk plank]

I never gotten into a accident

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[quartz moss]

that's literally

the bare fucking minimum

not getting into accidents doesn't make you a good driver

[slender grotto]

I'd argue youre a better driver after having been in one

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[quartz moss]

good drivers also still get into accidents

shit happens

[slender grotto]

My first car got totalled for instance

[quartz moss]

not-at-fault accidents sure then we'll talk

[silk plank]

And I don’t got any points on my driver license

[strong spindle]

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[quartz moss]

wow congrats you've never gotten a ticket

also once again the bare minimum

[slender grotto]

Ive deffo gotten tickets

[quartz moss]

by your logic i am also a great driver

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[silk plank]

meh

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[silk plank]

Idgaf

[silk plank]

Im dumb

[quartz moss]

will you give a fuck when you kill someone?

[slender grotto]

Casually putting others lives in danger

Actual moment

[silk plank]

It didn’t load fast enough

[quartz moss]

when you're sitting in court facing the mom whose kid you killed?

[silk plank]

But i was referring to this

[slender grotto]

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

i gonna look discord seaches real quick the one who agrees to me that day

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[quartz moss]

anyone who agrees with you also has their head up their ass

[hollow tundra]

I go away to find funny videos of my car not properly starting and don't do my mod job

Time to switch chat subject

[quartz moss]

doesn't make it any less dangerous and any less moronic or selfish

[slender grotto]

There is different ways of going about it. Im not gonna sit here and say im holy and an angel and what not. But the times im out and enjoying myself on the bike, i only ever go super fast on empty roads. If anything happens, it'll be me, and me only in danger. Speeding around traffic, in cities, and around pedestrians is nuts

[quartz moss]

but i am ANGRY

[silk plank]

💀

[quartz moss]

i need to be MAD

[hollow tundra]

Be mad at something else

[sullen bridge]

[hollow tundra]

I allow you to be mad about Denmark

[quartz moss]

i'm mad at YOU

[hollow tundra]

Please shittalk Denmark

[slender grotto]

Ayo

[quartz moss]

fuck you MUHAMMAD SAMBUL

[silk plank]

I am angry but im not mad how the fuck that works

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[hollow tundra]

I will find a video of my car attempting to start at -20 because it sounds fun and in the meanwhile y'all behave

Thanks

[quartz moss]

if you die that's on you

[slender grotto]

👍

[quartz moss]

that's why i'm totally fine with people doing stupid shit on a track or whatever

[sullen bridge]

do not fear voldemort is here

[quartz moss]

anyways

[hollow tundra]

Right so I'm normally the funny cooky joke man but I told y'all to switch subject and I mean it

[silk plank]

nah, if i die, im doing something i really love to do

[quartz moss]

i need to really get this hw done

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[slender grotto]

Still, being a jackass, no matter the situation, you're an idiot if its around traffic and pedestrians

[sullen bridge]

o

k

wtv

no need to call me idiota ik i am one 😔

[slender grotto]

Sure you die, who cares, not me. I DO care however, if you take a little girl with you or something

[sullen bridge]

bro squiggs

change topic

[slender grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-patrick-fight-spongebob-fight-gif-17721615

[quartz moss]

ye

[sullen bridge]

wait

[quartz moss]

new topic is how can i get a stunt driving charge by going 40kmh over on a bicycle

i think that would be funny

[slender grotto]

Why do i have to change topic :c i liked the topic

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

YOO

[quartz moss]

cause the mean evil mod said so :(

[sullen bridge]

FOOD

[hollow tundra]

Not the kinda noice you wanna here when work starts in 20

[silk plank]

Im not that stupid when im driving, but my friend other hand they could be sure they being dumb

[quartz moss]

bro

drop the topic 😭

[slender grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/ight-imma-head-out-spongebob-imma-head-out-ima-head-out-gif-14902967

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

that looks great

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

how it taste

[silk plank]

WEBSITE?

[quartz moss]

website 💀

[silk plank]

LMAO

[sullen bridge]

he is indeed website

[quartz moss]

i'm calling him website from now on thanks

[hollow tundra]

Don't willingly help me out with my mute quota I gotta work for it

[sullen bridge]

bad website but wedon't talk abt tht

[silk plank]

there

[quartz moss]

you can mute me for minimodding

[hollow tundra]

Nah ain't muting you

[slender grotto]

Mute quota is wild bro

Mute me, im headed to bed now

[quartz moss]

man i really feel like talking about dangerous driving tonight

[hollow tundra]

We don't have any punishment quotas

I'm just a silly joke man

[silk plank]

Mute @shadow bone for Dbl Hacking bs

[quartz moss]

good thing there wre no previous warnings issued in chat for such a topic

[silk plank]

Thibgky

cant type

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[hollow tundra]

I have tried and failed to mute Dylan

[sullen bridge]

turn off autocorrect ez

[hollow tundra]

No

[silk plank]

anyway I might buy ford mustang

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[sullen bridge]

crazy?

[hollow tundra]

NO

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[slender grotto]

Rat room something something

[silk plank]

I was crazy once

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[sullen bridge]

LMFAO

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

bruh

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[hollow tundra]

You know what

[silk plank]

what did we start med

[sullen bridge]

sorry sorry

[hollow tundra]

Tomorrow imma get some spaghetti

[slender grotto]

🐀

[sullen bridge]

NICE

[silk plank]

try mute Zobs

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[sullen bridge]

why would anyone mute me

im good gril

[hollow tundra]

Oh no... you don't know my full plan

[silk plank]

sureeee

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[hollow tundra]

I plan to break a promise I made to you yesterday

[sullen bridge]

excuse me im more well behaved than u are

[hollow tundra]

NUH UH

[sullen bridge]

yuh uh

[hollow tundra]

then why am I mod (this is a honest question who tf made me mod)

[sullen bridge]

also that was to webster not u

[hollow tundra]

Ah

[silk plank]

@ripe junco has a answer for that

[sullen bridge]

after my mum doing it for my whole life i stopped caring

[hollow tundra]

Acceptable casualties

Fog of war

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[hollow tundra]

IM TRYING

[silk plank]

Btw if you had me on snap ill do face reveal

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[hollow tundra]

Cool but I don't really care what anyone here looks like irl tbh

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[silk plank]

damn

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[silk plank]

It’s funny when i get new ideas to troll family friendly

[silk plank]

i highly doubt he has snapmaps on

I have mine off

[hollow tundra]

I think I do

Idk I don't use Snapchat

[silk plank]

Turn it off

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[hollow tundra]

It's not like I'm in any way secretive on where I live

I've doxxed myself many times

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[silk plank]

I live at 69 street

[hollow tundra]

Sernanders väg 10

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[silk plank]

I literally accidentally leaked my ip multiple times

[hollow tundra]

I've seen so many police bodycam videos from dade wtf is going on there

Ah population of a small country and in Florida

It adds up

[quartz moss]

my favourite thing from florida is all the brightline crashes

americans when fast train at level crossing

[hollow tundra]

US train infrastructure 💀

[silk plank]

This song fucken badass

[hollow tundra]

Imagine being able to traverse your country/city without car

[quartz moss]

TO BE FAIR cross-country high-speed rail is unlikely to be very feasible

but there's no excuse for not having good city pair connections

and urban public transport in most of the US is an absolute joke

[hollow tundra]

Should've said state instead of country as the US is gigantic

[quartz moss]

even then it's mostly just between certain city pairs

no excuse to not have sleeper service cross country though

[hollow tundra]

I don't get it it's so much more comfy to sit on a bus and chill instead of dealing with traffic

[quartz moss]

americans are just hooked on cars

[hollow tundra]

Yeah I ain't talking about high speed as we don't have that in Sweden so I can't brag with that

[quartz moss]

we are to a lesser extent

[hollow tundra]

You seem to be the US but less weird on certain subjects

[quartz moss]

US but marginally better

like pound for pound canadian metro areas generally have better transit than US equivalents

mostly related due to having a higher density and less suburban flight

[hollow tundra]

You also have better country artists ngl

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[hollow tundra]

Yeah that's how I realised it wasn't weird I see dade a lot

[quartz moss]

funny comparison ottawa will have uh 68 km of rail transit within the next little bit whereas Milwaukee will have uhhhh

[hollow tundra]

I thought it was like a 100k city

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[quartz moss]

3.4 km

[hollow tundra]

💀

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[hollow tundra]

OHHHH

I'm silly

[quartz moss]

both metro areas have approximately 1.5 million population

[hollow tundra]

Yeah but you don't have the same amount of lovely motor company lobbyists

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[hollow tundra]

Bros not talking about Miami

[quartz moss]

i'm talking about ottawa and milwaukee

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[hollow tundra]

A tool company

They make cool red tools

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[hollow tundra]

You can buy them at home depot

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[quartz moss]

i am just comparing two metro areas of similar population

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[hollow tundra]

Nah

We have bauhaus and BILTEMA

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[hollow tundra]

Because I consume too much American media and the rot is consuming my brain

[quartz moss]

which shoutout to waterloo for building a tram in north america with a metro population of ~540k

actually legitimately impressive

it's also spiked a lot of interest in building systems in other cities in ontario

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[quartz moss]

not anytime soon

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[quartz moss]

i am literally grinding for midterms over the next 3 weeks

[hollow tundra]

I wish Uppsala had trams

We just have stinky busses

[steep adder]

🤔

[hollow tundra]

No

[stuck spindle]

?

[hollow tundra]

Bad

Grrrrr bad

Omg lizard moment

[quartz moss]

i'm not sure what's going to happen here in regards to the gatineau tram

[stuck spindle]

it me

[quartz moss]

supposedly there's ongoing studies

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[quartz moss]

but quebec city kinda shat the bed on their tram project so that might negatively influence gatineau

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[stuck spindle]

real.

[quartz moss]

i have a feeling the project is dead

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[quartz moss]

mage

fuck you discord

i'm trying to search images i sent in here and it randomly switched 😭

[stuck spindle]

mage

@quartz moss are u lactose intolerant

[quartz moss]

why did they do this

what was wrong with the way it was before

it's literally just an extra button press now

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[quartz moss]

i swear the UX people behind discord don't use the app

or their brains

[stuck spindle]

I agree

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[stuck spindle]

now answer my question

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[quartz moss]

anyways i wanted to post the sunset from yesterday :)

[quartz moss]

that's your phone's fault then

[strong spindle]

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[stuck spindle]

no that's not what you wanted to do

[quartz moss]

i'm going to spit roast you

[stuck spindle]

?

[quartz moss]

roast you on a spit

over a fire

like a PIG but you're a lizard

[stuck spindle]

you are food

idiot

[quartz moss]

you will be too

[stuck spindle]

you can't spit roast me

you don't even have hands

[quartz moss]

how am i typing then genius

[stuck spindle]

speech to text

[west ledge]

thats absolutely gorgeous wtf

[quartz moss]

yeah it was crazy

[surreal summit]

i wamna eat the cloud

[quartz moss]

everyone was taking photos 😭

[west ledge]

i wanna eat the picture

[quartz moss]

more photos

[sullen bridge]

:O

beautiful

[strong spindle]

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[stuck spindle]

that's beautiful

[sullen bridge]

someone help that dawg

[silk plank]

Bruh what

[sullen bridge]

can someone give me motivation to code

[main bluff]

Hiya

[hollow tundra]

Dog

[hollow tundra]

If you don't do it a comet will strike the earth killing everyone

Sorry autocorrect

It's fun

[sullen bridge]

i would like that very much

[hollow tundra]

Stop being misanthropic and code a web sites!!!!

[sullen bridge]

oh so what i have has a name for it

damn

the more you know

[hollow tundra]

I am a teacher

A bastion of knowledge

[faint mountain]

@ripe junco gn

[hollow tundra]

Gn burgir

[faint mountain]

[sullen bridge]

thank u coach

night borgir

yall think if i start a tiktok of just me eating like that id go viral and never have to work again in my life

[shadow bone]

YOOO

IXZ MONCHMONCH BORGIR

[hollow tundra]

That depends what you eat

If you eat the famous Swedish dish surströmming you'll probably get a lot of Swedish support

[sullen bridge]

i could eat diff stuff

[hollow tundra]

Why do you have so many gifs of you eating stuff wth

[sullen bridge]

idk a lot of my friends said they liked it

[shadow bone]

i think theyre funny

[sullen bridge]

also i used to snap it bc the sound was satisfying apparently

lemme find one w sound

[hollow tundra]

[sullen bridge]

ok im personally cringing looking at these vids

[hollow tundra]

Me after a night out checking my camera roll

[sullen bridge]

plz do not judge i did this shit 2 years ago

😭 😭

[hollow tundra]

Doner kebab hits different tho

Very good

Ait my brain cell told me it's time to sleep now

[sullen bridge]

night night

[silk plank]

Hell no

[stuck spindle]

what the hell

jk this goes hard

[sullen bridge]

💀

[ember ivy]

Hm

[hardy sun]

Hii

[unkempt scaffold]

it's 3am lol, i think time to sleep

[prime harness]

lol

[quartz moss]

haha just watched some idiot blow a red and guess who was behind him

made my night

[surreal summit]

a red?

[quartz moss]

Laughing at this present moment, for I have observed an individual, who was travelling along the designated passageway in a motor vehicle, fail to heed a red traffic signal. While in isolation this happening would not amuse me, the motor vehicle behind that being conducted by this story's adversary belonged to none other than a member of the local police service.

[surreal summit]

ok

[raw wave]

Helloooo

[polar tendon]

yeah didn’t do that in calc or physics

[stuck spindle]

this is one of the sentences of all time

[west ledge]

@stuck spindle

[stuck spindle]

awh hell naw

honestly I'd try it

[swift rock]

Hi

[verbal kraken]

Site issue again

[steep bane]

Where I need to learn rust now

[dusky vine]

nooo

[dusky vine]

budget bayc

[hardy sun]

what is top.gg

do servers use it to advertise themselves?

if so where can I find the ads?

[hardy sun]

Its a server list and botlist

[dusky vine]

the ads appear in pages and top of search results

[sullen bridge]

ads are e v e r y w h e r e

[pseudo marsh]

HAHHA FUCK U !! IM PARM’S FIANCÉE 🥳🥳🤭🤭🫵🫵

[stuck spindle]

What the fuck??

[hollow tundra]

Congratulations!!!

[prime cosmos]

Greetings

[pseudo marsh]

sucks to suck loser

[pseudo marsh]

THANK YOU 🥳🥳🥳

[ebon thorn]

bruh

lizard why the fuck are you still here

[prime harness]

lol

[sullen bridge]

I am at the hospital

[silk plank]

what for

deez nuts?

or something else

[teal cape]

Hey, are you alright?

[sullen bridge]

yeah my mum had a checkup

she's not been good these past months

they're gonna let us know in a week if everything's alr

[hollow tundra]

Hope everything goes well!

[sullen bridge]

[balmy kite]

Hope she's ok

[sullen bridge]

ty

https://fxtwitter.com/topgg_memes/status/1754481337233227887

[hardy sun]

hi

[iron tulip]

Hello

[silk plank]

@hollow tundra AD

[hollow tundra]

I'll allow it

[ebon thorn]

🤓

[silk plank]

Overall

Overull

[prime harness]

🤓

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

blatantly

[sullen bridge]

no ad

[flat robin]

goes harder.

[dusky vine]

avg day in australia

[flat robin]

lol

average australian wildlife

[sullen bridge]

why im never going Australia

[hollow tundra]

what do you guys think about my new bot???? https://top.gg/bot/1202623821010436147

[sullen bridge]

approving it

wait a second

[hollow tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-gif-25116980

[fossil path]

good morning @hollow tundra @tired ocean @shadow bone

[shadow bone]

good morning igor

[fossil path]

Brazil, 11:54

[shadow bone]

how are you

[hollow tundra]

good morning igor

[fossil path]

am doinh good hbu

[shadow bone]

ireland is 14:54

doing good

speaking with family friendly in dms

[fossil path]

:o

[fossil path]

how u doin

[hollow tundra]

doin good! hru

[fossil path]

leaking dms?????

[shadow bone]

actually im going to redact that

[fossil path]

banned

[shadow bone]

dont think i want to leave that there

[hollow tundra]

whatever dylan just sent has been manipulated via digital editing tools

[shadow bone]

digital eating tools

[hollow tundra]

I have NOT commited any war time pranks

[fossil path]

I'm going to have lunch, see you guys later

[hollow tundra]

no shenanigans here

[fossil path]

[shadow bone]

enjoy lunch

@sullen bridge :ixz_monchmonch_borgir: moment fr

[flat robin]

haha, someone made a bot that looks for people setting their status to playing roblox and kicks them

that made me smile

[hollow tundra]

good bot

could you expand it with anime games

I have had enough with these weebs

[flat robin]

yeah, i want one that kicks anyone playing genshin

join my anti-weeb alliance!

[hollow tundra]

[sullen bridge]

[flat robin]

zelda breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom are permitted, anime-adjacent but acceptable. anything else, GET REKT

[shadow bone]

We had one listed on Top.gg before that does this for Leage of Legends

[flat robin]

i just found the anti roblox one on top.gg

i was browsing around the tags

[prime harness]

lol top.gg is funny

[flat robin]

https://top.gg/bot/1168643564394266664

it deserves more users imho

[prime harness]

storing its regex for blocking certain HTML elements client sided 🔥

[flat robin]

oh really, like what elements

<script>?

[fossil path]

ty

[fossil path]

my favorite tag

[flat robin]

lmao, dangerouslySetInnerHTML, ooo react

[prime harness]

thats on the add bot page

also who needs the API when you can get page props JSON 🗣️ 🔥

[dusky vine]

bro is the hacker man

🤯

[sullen bridge]

"if they're playing roblox, arrivederci" 😭😭

[west ledge]

thanks will also implement that in my rust sdk /s

[prime harness]

lol

[wind bronze]

How do I get the molly idle farm bot? I had it before but I made a new server and now I can not find it!

[sullen bridge]

-how2search

[lilac geyser]

@wind bronze

To find a bot that you need, please try searching for it on our website.

You may need to refine your search term, but with just a little effort you can find the bot that you need. Read our Quick Start Guide to Top.gg support article for more information on how to best use our search.

If you still haven't found a bot that suits your needs, then try searching on Google for it.

[wind bronze]

??

[sullen bridge]

read the embed

[topaz anchor]

👀 you should use the -d flag

[sullen bridge]

I forgor

[west ledge]

whats wrong with not using the -d flag

[sullen bridge]

but I personally like to keep it there

[ripe junco]

the d flag lol

[sullen bridge]

in case they can't find who pinged

[topaz anchor]

leaving the original message confuses a lot of people.

[west ledge]

i dont think so

most would just read the embed

[sullen bridge]

personal preference ig

[topaz anchor]

yeah true ^-^

[topaz anchor]

👀

[dusky vine]

u gotta understand the ones that need to read the embeds are <insert foul word> in the first place

[ripe junco]

[wind bronze]

Still can not find it.?

I have searched google and top.gg for her

I read the embed. I just can't find the molly helper bot. The red haired bot for idle farm. I use to have her but made a new server and deleted my old server and lost her. now I can not find her. I searched all over for her

[sullen bridge]

rip

just use another idle farm bot ig

[wind bronze]

I got it! Tysm

[sullen bridge]

[hollow tundra]

Did a quick looksie and could not find any logs of any bot with that name

Not in logs either

[ripe junco]

-b 866692339258490900 breaking discord tos

[lilac geyser]

thepussymagnet69#0 was successfully banned.

[silk plank]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-huh-cat-huh-etr-gif-15332443943609734737

[ripe junco]

[silk plank]

https://tenor.com/view/i've-got-some-dr-peppers-in-the-fridge-beavis-mike-judge's-beavis-and-butt-head-s2-e8-i-got-some-soda-in-the-fridge-gif-14180929793294310386

[sullen bridge]

[torpid shard]

its worse now

[faint mountain]

wtf guild leak

[torpid shard]

wdym

[faint mountain]

console

[torpid shard]

oh

idk why the numbers are broken 😭

[fresh rose]

evening

[fossil path]

My question is why?

[torpid shard]

bc yes

[fossil path]

smh

[stuck spindle]

Idk lol

Why are YOU here

[ebon thorn]

I DUNNO

[stuck spindle]

Interesting

[quartz moss]

hey

[stuck spindle]

hey

[quartz moss]

ok i gotta go

was good talking

[stuck spindle]

Ok bye

Nice talk

[ebon thorn]

Bruh

[stuck spindle]

This parm guy seems kinda slow in the brain ngl

[quartz moss]

what:(

[ebon thorn]

yea

[faint mountain]

geeky cam

[hollow tundra]

This bearded geezer sure has some nice pipes https://youtu.be/O07XybbSc6g

[prime harness]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2024/02/05/king-charles-diagnosed-cancer-live-updates-latest/

[torpid shard]

@fossil path

[hardy sun]

Hi I would like to publish a music bot that streams music from YouTube.
Do anyone know if this is allowed?

[opal oriole]

no

not

allowed

and it is

agains TOS

[dusky vine]

it wouldn't be able to get verified iirc

[hardy sun]

But what kind of source does the Green Bot use?

[dusky vine]

u can still list it on top.gg but it's kind of pointless

[dusky vine]

some big bots might still use YouTube since they were verified before they stopped verifying YT bots

but some still removed YT to prevent C&Ds

[hardy sun]

What if I don't mention anywhere that the music is streamed from YouTube?

Then it can't be proven, can it?

[sullen bridge]

Could technically add it after it's verified right

[dusky vine]

yup

just...be discreet about it

some use proxies and VPNs/ip rotation but i'm not gonna advocate that or anything

it's still a risk

[silk plank]

That’s my id

Nvmmm

[dusky vine]

your id is clearly 394594679221518336 bruh

nvm its 95579865788456960

[prime harness]

lol

[silk plank]

my id is 481068576363773972

[opal oriole]

no it is 1204139103159844864

[silk plank]

no

@unique pawn

[surreal summit]

thats his id

[opal oriole]

no

thats yours

[surreal summit]

damn

[opal oriole]

hi ppl

[serene light]

whats up

[opal oriole]

all g

wbu

[stuck kindle]

@ripe junco

[hardy sun]

Hey

[wise knoll]

There is this bug where I got an event that I can’t see in the UI nor delete from the API 😭
So I’m stuck getting these every single week

[topaz anchor]

👀

thats a fun bug

did you know its monday though?

[wise knoll]

Given up trying to delete it now, just accepted my faith
Only thing I haven’t tried is deleting the server

[opal oriole]

Just leave the GoTrustify server?

[wise knoll]

It’s my server and I got a bunch of message history I want to keep :(

[opal oriole]

give the ownership to an alt

and leave

as easy

as

cakce

[wise knoll]

Actually pretty good! A lot of meetings but been productive ones.
How about yourself?

[topaz anchor]

yeah, give ownership to my alt.

[topaz anchor]

productive meetings? what are those?

^-^

[wise knoll]

Apparently those are possible

[surreal summit]

did you know its monday

[wise knoll]

Taken me 24 years tho have one tho

No, had no idea

[sullen bridge]

i am cold

once again

[violet hare]

hello

[hardy sun]

could u ban this id 1196917304093581422 ? its a bot which dms ppl lmfao

[trail stratus]

[wise knoll]

-how2report

[lilac geyser]

@hardy sun

How to report a bot or server

If you find a page that violates our bot guidelines or server guidelines and would like to report it, please do so using the report button.

From there you can select a reason and add additional information to the report. When submitted, our site moderators will receive the report and open an investigation if deemed necessary. You will not receive any notification about the resolution to your report.

For more information, refer to this article

[wise knoll]

I’m in bed atm 😅

[hardy sun]

L

[wise knoll]

I see -b @hardy sun

[hardy sun]

u see "-b"

what

[wise knoll]

-b

[lilac geyser]

You need to provide a member to ban

[hardy sun]

ah

[sullen bridge]

-b

[hardy sun]

lol

lmfao

[sullen bridge]

damn

whyd i come here again

oh yea

[hardy sun]

blade better than Luca

trust

[sullen bridge]

someone give @hollow tundra their seasonings

[wise knoll]

Bruh don’t advertise

[hollow tundra]

WHAT???? My food was well seasoned sir

[sullen bridge]

bro all i saw was BLACK PEPPER

my cousins were shouting so i didnt hear everything 💀

[hollow tundra]

AND GARLICK POWDER, CAYENE PEPPER, SPICY TABASCO, AND MY SAUCES WERE SEASONED

[sullen bridge]

OK OK SORRY THATS GOOD IG 🙄

[hollow tundra]

it tastes yummy

[sullen bridge]

bro showed cooking process but wheres the final item??

AND YOU MADE PASTA IN A RICE COOKER

[tame panther]

Anyone know who owns dblstatistics.com / where to get support for it? My API token there is no longer working lol

[marsh wharf]

well a random observation but the bot seems to not be working atm so maybe the whole service is not working rn

[prime harness]

its not even on top.gg lol

[prime harness]

@proven garden

[hardy sun]

its a user ?

[tame panther]

was just about to tag them lol ty

[proven garden]

huh, we got another report about that one earlier today

[strong spindle]

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[proven garden]

cc @merry temple , looks like more are affected

[sullen bridge]

what

[strong spindle]

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[sullen bridge]

hi

i am cold

wbu

[strong spindle]

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[tame panther]

note to self: don't base your bot's website off of third party apis in the future

[prime harness]

lol

[strong spindle]

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[proven garden]

The API has a lock on it that prevents non bot devs from using it, because the Top.gg API also has the same restriction (as you cant get a token from there without listing a bot)

I suspect that check started to fail for whatever reason, so we'll need to look into it

[tame panther]

yeah I got the Invalid token provided, not a bot developer error

[prime harness]

you 100% could reverse engineer the site for this

https://top.gg/_next/data/f6dfb86-prod/en/user/321714991050784770.json for example

[tawny shuttle]

lol

[tawny shuttle]

have a way of keeping track of the data url

[prime harness]

also easy

buildId in page prop

[tawny shuttle]

ik

[prime harness]

every next.js site is the same

[proven garden]

The data DBL Stats has is fed via our bot token anyway so we wouldn't even need to do that
It's just something we ended up optionally adding to prevent abuse of our API

[tawny shuttle]

💀

full circle

[prime harness]

time to make a dblstatsstats.com /j

[proven garden]

(and to not potentially run into problems with Veld or whoever was boss at that time)

[tawny shuttle]

isdblstatsup.com

[prime harness]

i need to make a better monitor for https://downtime.wtf

[tawny shuttle]

I feel like no one's the boss mostly

[proven garden]

Kristin was the last public Top.gg CEO tbh
since then it's gone over to pim and now with added engineers there's an actual team lead aswell, but they're not public facing at all afaik

They're on the server, but ideally you should never see them as Xiuh is supposed to be handling any public comms

[tawny shuttle]

ideally?

[proven garden]

well, Pim occasionally shows up in #announcements aswell

[merry temple]

oh god

did dblstats get kicked from here?

@dusty pumice

[prime harness]

ah thats one way to check role

[merry temple]

nah its just offline

huh

[proven garden]

oh

OH CRAP

[tawny shuttle]

[merry temple]

Oh wait

its hosted on your dedi isnt it

[tawny shuttle]

lmao

[proven garden]

although i thought we switched to actually rely on who's marked as a bot dev on top.gg

[merry temple]

sudo su - dblstats
pm2 resurrect

[proven garden]

or well, contained within the owner array o the site

[merry temple]

we cant

because teams broke that

[tawny shuttle]

what does that bots purpose it anyways

[proven garden]

it has commands you can use to display stuff directly in discord without actually visiting the site

[marsh wharf]

one thing is it shows graphs of stats over time for a bot

is the site working?

[tawny shuttle]

who knows

[tawny shuttle]

got it thx

[sullen bridge]

im wearing gloves

[marsh wharf]

and here i thought i couldnt check my bots graph bc the bot wasnt working haha

[sullen bridge]

my table is right next to my gigantic window so air slips thru

[proven garden]

@tame panther might wanna check again?

[tawny shuttle]

how many people own the infra of that thing

[hollow tundra]

YEA

a rice cooker is a glorified pot on a external stove

[tawny shuttle]

crime

[sullen bridge]

[tame panther]

works!

what was the issue?

[hollow tundra]

Does not look that good but I promise it is

[tawny shuttle]

I will give you a pass

okay

[sullen bridge]

nah minced meat + pasta is

[tawny shuttle]

tomato sauce

🔥

[sullen bridge]

saus

[proven garden]

the server the bot ran on had maintenance on saturday, I've checked the slash commands handler to see if it worked and it did - but I've forgot about the handler that did the bot dev checking and it didn't restart automatically
Rest of the site is hosted on a different server, so that was unaffected

[tame panther]

ah, thanks for the update and the quick support 💯

[quartz moss]

next time you should microwave it

mmm.microwaved pasta

[hollow tundra]

I WILL NOT SIR

[quartz moss]

why

it's not like the microwave messes with it

[hollow tundra]

I don't have a microwave that is not in the shared kitchen

That's the whole point of me cooking in my room

[quartz moss]

womp womo

[hollow tundra]

I will call you bob if you keep this up

[quartz moss]

ok call me bob

[hollow tundra]

Sure Bob

I'll have you know Bob that the kitchen is shared with 11 others and I cba to wait until it's free

[proven garden]

today on is it a good idea to microwave this?

[hollow tundra]

Is it a good idea to microwave a beer can

[proven garden]

here at the dbl stats laboratory

safety is our number 1 concern

This is why we're hiding behind this tinfoil shield

It's to protect our bots

[hollow tundra]

Can I microwave a microwave

[proven garden]

Because nobody likes roasted bots

[hollow tundra]

I will microwave your bot

[proven garden]

https://youtu.be/GudhnqlPpok
You tell me, quality 2000s youtube content

[quartz moss]

just don't microwave it

[ember thicket]

when listing a bot, what is a good description for it like?

I was just listening to a podcast by top.gg and one of the bot developers said that there's a lot of stuff you can put in your description that affects SEO

[marsh wharf]

talk about the features of the bot, why it's unique/ people should use it over other bots, stuff like that

what podcast?

[ember thicket]

the one by top.gg

ep #2 i thinkl

[ember thicket]

👍

[marsh wharf]

i gotcha

[ember thicket]

do you know of any resources like articles that talk about this more?

[marsh wharf]

the topgg blogs do

[faint mountain]

@ripe junco gn

[stuck spindle]

vile

[hollow tundra]

I will make lizard stew

[stuck spindle]

😲

how dare you

[quartz moss]

man i could really go for some lizard stew right about now..

[hollow tundra]

Yummy lizard soup 😋

[quartz moss]

😋

[coral plover]

i would NEVER eat lizard soup

[hollow tundra]

What if it's parm soup

[stuck spindle]

thx nom, you're a real one

[hardy sun]

do you guys know any recommend greeter bot

[quartz moss]

why are you defending lizard

he does not deserve defending

[stuck spindle]

??

that's fucked up

[quartz moss]

lizards are super ancient and old it's like evolution left them behind

[stuck spindle]

I deserve everything good in life

[quartz moss]

ok why don't you evolve idiot lol

[coral plover]

i love lizard

[quartz moss]

why