general

[shadow bone]

emerald isle speaking

[hollow tundra]

Do you have luck of the Irish

[crisp star]

:3

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

YOU JUST DRANK CEMENT

[compact elbow]

@muted bobcat

[muted bobcat]

What's up? 👀

Congrats, I paid for an ad?

[rose river]

wow what a cat

[strong spindle]

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[topaz anchor]

CONGRATS

[muted bobcat]

Ty ty so talent much congrats

[tiny latch]

a mental health bot what the shit

[strong spindle]

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[strong spindle]

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[hardy sun]

@paper quail

[olive nymph]

hey c:

[silk plank]

Hm

[quartz moss]

what's the play i have a long ass train ride tomorrow do i stay up late tonight and try to sleep on the train

or do i not miserably fuck up my sleep schedule

[polar tendon]

Don’t fuck up your sleep schedule

Bring a laptop

Program something on the train ride

[quartz moss]

lame

i find i either sleep or stare out the window can't focus on anything else

[polar tendon]

Valid

I haven’t been on a train in 10 years

And it was the DART, so not exactly the pinnacle of safety or fun

[steep bane]

Better Ye t, hack the train

[torpid shard]

rpi casually running at 51 degrees even with a fan...

[unreal iris]

I had a bot with 1k~ servers before i stopped hosting it around 2022. About 2 weeks before I added a few features and re-activated the bot. It currently didnt get any invites other than

top.gg, what would you recommend me to do to re-promote the bot?

[fervent monolith]

,

[violet yew]

did it convert?

[muted bobcat]

You tell me

[frosty root]

Anyone's bot was recently verified (by discord)? (within last 2 days?)

[prime harness]

@proven garden wanna start dropshitting

[proven garden]

ty

[prime harness]

im very curious as to why people choose top.gg of all places to promote that

☠️

[echo oar]

hey bun

[prime harness]

most people here are likely under 18

hi there

[echo oar]

Do you know much about database management and what not?

[prime harness]

yes

[echo oar]

I assume you do as you run quite a few big projects that rely on it

[prime harness]

i need to get better at scaling databases

but im good at running them

[echo oar]

I have a project idea regarding database but idk if its worth pursuing

I don't even know much about databases myself excpet how to use em

[prime harness]

i need to find a way to query my database so that it doesn't take like 5 minutes

people said use postgres but i've had more scaling issues with postgres

[echo oar]

I plan on making a service where people can launch their own database instances and query it either via graphql or rest api (as my target audience cant use normal conventions)

[prime harness]

nice

[echo oar]

Its just a matter of scaling the databases

[prime harness]

scaling 👎

even with an expensive machine and good specs my db is not scaling well at all

[echo oar]

Mind if I dm you a bit and get your opinion on whether or not I should pursue it?

[prime harness]

64gb ddr4 ram, 8 core i7, 2x 4tb hdd

sure

might have to friend since i have dms closed

oh we are friended

[echo oar]

We should already be friended

[prime harness]

[iron swift]

Dang it been 10 days since I sent my bot to pending

[prime harness]

no

not 10 days

its been 7

[iron swift]

4 days then the reviewer didn't even do his job then resent waiting 6d

he literally blamed stuff not working without double-checking and didn't read what I said so I had to resend my bot

[prime harness]

you submitted a bot that wasn't ready

also its holidays still so delays are very likely

[iron swift]

Nah I said, Im uploading my bot without economy but he still counted it in

I'm adding economy in future

Rn it's just general management

[echo oar]

Why even upload a unfinished bot period

[prime harness]

been waiting 5 mins

no wonder the API endpoint times out

[echo oar]

A bot missing core features is not a bot worth using

[iron swift]

Core?

Economy isn't core

[echo oar]

Whats the bot do

Oh wait

its multipurpose isnt it

[iron swift]

moderation, ticket system, welcoming, leveling

[echo oar]

Knew it

[iron swift]

yes

Basically I'm adding in future more features them being undone doesn't mean bot is not ready

Bot is. Ready to be used

[steep bane]

if you want you could dm the br to dispute

[iron swift]

I did, he told me he "can't do a thing" and I have to submit again because of his mistake

and now I'm waiting extra 6 days because of him..

[prime harness]

database loaded

[echo oar]

Jesus fucking christ

[prime harness]

yeah

234 million records

[echo oar]

[prime harness]

might recode my system to periodically dump data to the db instead of all at once

since that seems to be why queries fail

too much data going in

lemme try get a ss of the speed

it usually goes faster, its just going through cache because i restarted it

[echo oar]

What in da fuq

[prime harness]

if you register a domain or issue an SSL cert you'll be there

[echo oar]

Oh god

My domains are there?

[prime harness]

if you've issued an SSL cert since october yes

which is likely

[echo oar]

I definitely have

[prime harness]

lemme check

[echo oar]

No please dont

[prime harness]

[echo oar]

Also fuck

I just realized something

😭

I can't use graphql for my idea

What roblox dev is going to know how to write graphql schemas

[prime harness]

lmfao

true

[polar tendon]

write a custom language that compiles to graphql so shitty roblox devs can understand it

[echo oar]

No thanks

[hollow tundra]

Did your bot mention economy features on the top.gg page?

[echo oar]

I am not that dedicated

[polar tendon]

I mean it’s not THAT hard

[echo oar]

Want to hear my idea?

[polar tendon]

Sure

[iron swift]

I said - economy (will come soon)

but on 2nd one I didn't because I don't want same reading mistake to happen

[hollow tundra]

Try appealing by DMing the reviewer that reviewed it and if that does not work you can reach out to a mod for a second opinion Like others have said above I'd recommend you wait with listing the bot until all features are in working order tho

[iron swift]

I want it to be management bot, games will come soon enough 😉

[iron swift]

And I tried but he said I'd have to resend bot

[hollow tundra]

Yeah gotcha

[steep bane]

[iron swift]

Are you a mod I could dm :)?

[hollow tundra]

Queue should probably not take very long now that the holidays are over so as long as everything works there should be no issues

[hollow tundra]

As of right now and a few days forward I'm away from my pc so you'd be better off dming some other mod

[iron swift]

Ah, does rereviewing need a pc?

[steep bane]

No but its better off

[iron swift]

Ig

[steep bane]

ik couse i did some on my tablet

[hollow tundra]

Yeah technically I can do stuff from my phone but it would take forever

[iron swift]

skill issue? Jk

[hollow tundra]

I remember back when Sunil first joined and only used his phone but still did the most bots each month

[hollow tundra]

It absolutely is

[steep bane]

its pure pain
still manage to do it

there is one time i am in class bored so i did some review in phone

[iron swift]

Lmao I feel like I should become a reviewer

[hollow tundra]

-apps

[lilac geyser]

Volunteer Applications

Hey! It seems like you're interested on volunteering for Top.gg. We're glad for any help we can get regarding our server events, support articles, bot reviewing, moderation, and more!

Bot Reviewers
Bot Reviewers are Top.gg staff and must be 18 or older. Bot Reviewers review the discord bots submitted to the site before they are listed to make sure they follow our rules

Moderators
Bot Reviewer is a stepping stone to Moderator - if you wish to be a Moderator you must first apply and be accepted as a Bot Reviewer.

Please read [this post](#announcements message) for more information to apply!

[hollow tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-homer-bart-lisa-join-us-gif-13066208

[iron swift]

Gotta divide the waiting time in half

[steep bane]

Get ready for dev dms/j

[hollow tundra]

Dev dms are the best part imo

[iron swift]

Im kind of a psycho, I love stress

[hollow tundra]

Tried reviewing once at a McDonald's from phone but I accidentally opened the nsfw testing channel in public so that was the last time

[iron swift]

Nsfw testing channel?

[steep bane]

10% fun
5% just said thankyou (this is the best part)
70% clone dev complaning abouyt the clone
5% is wtf dms
10% valid complain

From my expiriance

[iron swift]

Why won't u guys just make a bot that could do ur job

[hollow tundra]

Yeah just a channel marked nsfw to ensure nsfw commands only produce images in that channel

[steep bane]

Nooo i need to keep my job

[hollow tundra]

Because what we do can't be automated both because we'd have to self bot and because it's too complex

[iron swift]

You ain't even getting paid

Nor getting laid

[echo oar]

Its not about getting paid

[hollow tundra]

We get paid in capybara images

[echo oar]

Its volunteer work because they enjoy torturing themselves

:D

[hollow tundra]

Yeah

[steep bane]

Its about the hoisted previlage /jk

[iron swift]

exactly

[marsh wharf]

I applied so I could do it to put on my resume

[iron swift]

It's the feeling of power when helping idiots

[hollow tundra]

Also if you bot review hard enough you can be a mod and do mod abuse

[marsh wharf]

[iron swift]

[steep bane]

Hard pass

[hollow tundra]

It's fun tho

[iron swift]

Mod aboose?

[hollow tundra]

Yeah

[steep bane]

Used to be a mod in a big server
retired for a reason

[hollow tundra]

This server is chill tho

[iron swift]

Well

[steep bane]

Wait till powerfull moderator is back

[iron swift]

Can one of u record next time u check a bot

So I could see how it happening

[hollow tundra]

Didn't he get banned

We can't do that due to time constraints and contracts

[steep bane]

i think 2 of his alts has join and bonked

[iron swift]

Sadge

[steep bane]

nda issue

[hollow tundra]

Which would add using alt accounts to his appeal process

[iron swift]

Imagine contracts on voiuenteering

[echo oar]

Who is powerful moderator I don't really remember that guy

[hollow tundra]

Signing contracts is cool

[steep bane]

I remember he join with his alts
then ask "where is powerful mod"

[echo oar]

Its a company

Ofc there is contracts

[hollow tundra]

Now I can tell people I'm under NDA which sounds mysterious

[echo oar]

Gotta protect company assets

[iron swift]

You must give me your soul
Sign here:
__________

[hollow tundra]

Consider it signed

[iron swift]

Lmao

[steep bane]

I acctuly could get a good score for my class if i show topgg contract to my lecture
but idk if it breaks nda so didnt do it

couse that class need volenteer work time to pass

[iron swift]

I got a good question, if I sound like a 7yo girl how am I proving myself 18+

[hollow tundra]

The contract itself is probably not under NDA as you sign it after having seen it

[iron swift]

because I'm not giving ID

[hollow tundra]

Nor do I think you have to

[iron swift]

Then that rule is stoopid

[hollow tundra]

Its just for legalities afaik

[iron swift]

Imagine a 7yo bot reviewer entering the nsfw-channel

[hollow tundra]

Under 18 can't sign contracts themselves

[iron swift]

[steep bane]

welp let me ask just in case
@ripe junco can i use the top gg contract to show to my teacher to get a bonus 40% score (couse if i have a volenteer work i get extra point)

[echo oar]

Why do you think they made staff 18+

[iron swift]

Wait your actually signing a contract

[hollow tundra]

I can write you a contract for my very legal company

[steep bane]

Well the first problem if you are 7 is you have gone bonked from the server

[echo oar]

Its called Family and Friendly Co. right?

[iron swift]

Well unless they dont find u

[hollow tundra]

Nah Family & friendly AB

[iron swift]

[echo oar]

Gotcha

forgor you are swedish you guys use & symbol /s

[steep bane]

if so i could do my own company
TrashTeam2020
or co-own TwoThrds studio

[hollow tundra]

I also have Friendly Family LLC which is registered in Ireland for tax reasons

[echo oar]

Americans are too illiterate to use fancy symbols

[steep bane]

both are registered

[hollow tundra]

True

[iron swift]

My question is, top.gg make a ton of cash and won't even pay his team?

[echo oar]

I have all my companies registered in Greenland for tax purposes

[iron swift]

[steep bane]

I wanna get paid

[echo oar]

They pay team members

just not brs

or mods

[hollow tundra]

Lots of finances going into the body pillow compensation for the CMs

[steep bane]

or cm

[iron swift]

Literally reviewers make them most of their money

[echo oar]

they get sexy medal premium tho, at least that is what family friendly told me

[hollow tundra]

Have I?

Can't recall because it ain't true

[steep bane]

Atleast medal pay for being transator

[echo oar]

Actually mods get top.gg thigh highs and body pillows

[steep bane]

and there is no nda

[hollow dove]

hello

[hollow tundra]

That is dead to rights true

Hello a dog

[echo oar]

lmfao

[steep bane]

atleaast i have something

wait i amma send

[iron swift]

lmao in my country because o war the farmers beg for volunteers cuz they can't afford workers boo hoo

Top.gg same ig

[prime harness]

Top.gg doesn’t have staff

Or servers

It’s a hamster running on a wheel

And a few capybaras on laptops

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-wheel-run-gif-10746499

[steep bane]

https://fxtwitter.com/RaphAnimation/status/1697651850714169449?s=20

there u go

[hollow tundra]

The hamster is called Ron and sometimes needs to stop running to drink water

[steep bane]

top.gg keychain

[prime harness]

A few pics of the team

[steep bane]

althou i lost it

[hollow tundra]

Those are really cool

[steep bane]

welp
i am learning on how to take good product picture

[echo oar]

Leaked footage of family friendly in his top.gg thigh highs: ||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0||

[iron swift]

I smell a rickroll

[steep bane]

i see gG0

[echo oar]

you mean you watched a rick roll

[iron swift]

no

I mean I smell a rickroll

[echo oar]

video could of been anything

[hollow tundra]

Actual link to me wearing top.gg stuff: https://familyfriendly.xyz/topgg.png

[echo oar]

you clicked on it to find out

[hollow tundra]

Fuck

[echo oar]

Saw it was a rick roll

[iron swift]

Every yt link being sent = rickroll 95%

[steep bane]

one of the most common rickroll link ends with gG0

[echo oar]

bro got rick rolled but doesn't wanna admit it

[echo oar]

Nah

[iron swift]

Wait I was right about rickroll? I really am tempted to click to confirm but that removes the whole point

[steep bane]

Gotten too much rickroll from that link from reviewing so i know

[echo oar]

Time to upload my own rick roll so you will never know

:)

[iron swift]

https://tenor.com/view/rick_astley_oh_reallyy-gif-26513745

[hollow tundra]

You tricked me by using a different video as I've memorised how the real Rick roll link looks

[iron swift]

You can't trick me

I rickrolled too many times

[steep bane]

welp i need idea

i wanna 3d print something with my new printer

[iron swift]

Me creative me listen

[steep bane]

idk what to print now

[iron swift]

I wanna say it but idk if that's a mute

can I say in dm

[hollow tundra]

Probably is

[steep bane]

is it nsfw?

[echo oar]

Rick Astley

[iron swift]

Well it's just words, I'm not sending pics

[echo oar]

If you are unsure if you should say it

then dont

[iron swift]

kk

[echo oar]

Good rule of thumb

[iron swift]

Make the button on the crocks with the rock head

[steep bane]

i rather print this or this

[iron swift]

The rock head button for crocks

https://tenor.com/view/austin-bradley-croc-croc-spin-spin-gif-14418174088363829753

[echo oar]

@steep bane https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:1933150 print this

:)

[iron swift]

Yeah but metal

[echo oar]

its plastic

[iron swift]

He can't afford since no pay from topgg

[steep bane]

i wanna printa that
its so cool

[iron swift]

Yes but plastic ≠ fun

[steep bane]

and i have silver filament

so its perfict

[iron swift]

Man make the crock button

[echo oar]

have fun let me know how it turns out

[steep bane]

Welp ill prob print it sunday since i wont be home most of the time till sunday

[iron swift]

Isn't that more smart to print something that takes a while, when ur not home?

[steep bane]

what if it fail mid way

its a waste of filament

I am still new to this so i have lots of fail

[iron swift]

Sound like skill issue literally

[echo oar]

That’s when you print it

So when you come home it’s done

[steep bane]

In the future, I still dont trust my self, ill prob mess up somehow

[frosty flint]

birb

[west ledge]

@frosty flint @echo oar helo

did you make that birb with threejs

[random linden]

hii

[west ledge]

@random linden HELLO

[strong spindle]

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[frosty flint]

no, unfortunately

[tired ocean]

Good evening @shadow bone @strong spindle @hollow tundra @fossil path @olive blaze , doing stuff, 23:21, India. Happy new year

[west ledge]

sadge

svg?

[narrow valve]

hello!

send your favourite songs im bored

[silk plank]

This duderee

@tired ocean ^

[tired ocean]

id @silk plank

[silk plank]

id 960101203881103402

[tired ocean]

-ban 960101203881103402 potential scam

[lilac geyser]

harutheog#0 was successfully banned.

[tired ocean]

more like doxxing

crazy how dudes go "can u verify my discord bot with the stripe thing"

[silk plank]

i wish, discord does use stripe to verify ids but this dude was probably begging people verify their id to get his bot verified

bro seriously go to DMV

[tired ocean]

yeah

have seen this once before i thought it was one time thing

[silk plank]

it is

[steep bane]

He is like my classmate in a nutshell

And Somehow works

By him pretending to be an egirl

[steep bane]

Prob underage or something then

[silk plank]

nah

I checked his topgg bots pages

It’s verified

both bots actually are verified

[narrow valve]

oh wow. its

[surreal summit]

👍

[steep bane]

Just saw he has 3 approved bot
So rip bonking time?

[steep bane]

I dont get why then, Maybe it work twice?

[tired ocean]

yeah

[feral urchin]

Hellp

[steep bane]

Ye?

[feral urchin]

How to top.gg bot transfer another account

@steep bane

[steep bane]

Dm a mod and no need to tag

[silk plank]

idfk

Im not risking someone else’s having my information

[steep bane]

Expecialy your banking info
That is really sensitive stuff

Id, banking info, pasport is like one of the few most important thing to have private

[silk plank]

my driver license is on everything so im not letting someone use it

[steep bane]

It makes 1000℅ sense

Rip I took 3 hour to debug my code

And just realize....

I did ` instead of '

I am crying in pain

[silk plank]

damn

[steep bane]

I amma cry my self to sleep

Good night

[silk plank]

hm

🛌

[west ledge]

good night welper

[torpid shard]

actually trying ubuntu for once

[polar tendon]

Mint has been an awesome experience so far

[shadow bone]

@tired ocean

[pine geode]

hi

hello after a long time Dec.

[hardy sun]

I like Ubuntu, but not as my personal OS, I like games too much to fuck with Wine, etc.

I'll just stick to using it as my servers OS

Which is ironic, I can navigate through Ubuntu's CLI just fine, but idefk wtf I'm doing the moment I have to use cmd in Windows

[arctic pier]

Is there a problem with the site?

[runic gull]

it looks like i cant vote the bot

[sly meteor]

Hi there! I'm a still a rookie when it comes to set up a nice discord server, so I'm coming on here to discover what it has to offer and where the community could eventually give tips 🙂

[hollow tundra]

Only tip I've really got is at the start keep it simple with a few active channels instead of many inactive ones and also not to get too many bots as 5 different welcome pings will make folks annoyed

[upper crater]

ello

[hollow tundra]

Hello

[silk plank]

damn beautiful you’re redder than my heart

[hollow tundra]

So red the cia is investigating

[silk plank]

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

Back when the cia were investigating communists

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

I know everything

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

Yeah

[ripe junco]

WHATS TWO PLUS TWO

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

5

[hollow tundra]

80

[ripe junco]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-drumpf-trump-stupid-gif-6220235

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

The party says 2 + 2 = 5

[silk plank]

https://tenor.com/view/dipshit-get-demonetized-you-fucking-dipshit-gif-17153226

[hollow tundra]

I will not

[ripe junco]

demon-itized

[hollow tundra]

Michael reeves

[silk plank]

[ripe junco]

👿

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

No

Does not exist

[silk plank]

bro only thing it doesn’t exist is my love life

[hardy sun]

HI

[hollow tundra]

Dw same I'm a mod after all

[hardy sun]

@use

[silk plank]

Damn

[hollow tundra]

@use

[silk plank]

@use

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

Everything before may 1 2003 is fake and has been implanted in people's brain

[hardy sun]

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

💀i was gonna make really fuck up joke

[hollow tundra]

No but you didn't exist until 2003 and all hither memories have been meticulously crafted and planted

[runic gull]

@use

[strong spindle]

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[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

@use

[silk plank]

dm

[runic gull]

@use

[hardy sun]

use not in

man

[drowsy latch]

nice

[hollow tundra]

Pls no sticker spam in my general

[hardy sun]

okay

[silk plank]

Yours?

[drowsy latch]

ok

[hardy sun]

sry

[hollow tundra]

No worries

[drowsy latch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1148737218077278329.gif

[silk plank]

I thought it was @stuck kindle channel

[hollow tundra]

It's mine on alternating Thursdays

[silk plank]

It’s not Thursday tho……

it’s everyday bro

I had to

But yes it’s Thursday

[silk plank]

WHOS THAT?

[silk plank]

also what’s your snap

[hollow tundra]

A friend and no never

[silk plank]

damn

I got hit with

[hollow tundra]

Sorry but my drunk vlogs are reserved for Dylan and fellin only

[silk plank]

Aw let me join

[hollow tundra]

[silk plank]

Ill add you to my drinking vibes

[hollow tundra]

It sounds lovely but imma have to decline that trade offer

[hollow tundra]

Always DNS

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

[silk plank]

yeah can i join

if faithie says no im gonna die of laughter

[faint mountain]

meow

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

Damn

[hollow tundra]

Am sorry but still gonna have to decline

[silk plank]

2x damn

[hollow tundra]

I hardly ever use the app spare for the friend group chat (I have no game)

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

Yes one is plenty smh we're boring people

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

honestly let me add you 🥱

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

ill be annoying as fuck

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

Imagine

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

WHAT ARE THOSE

tf

[hollow tundra]

Damn ghosted by max

[polar tendon]

I hate snap

[hollow tundra]

Naz

[silk plank]

nah me and him use iMessage more

[polar tendon]

I have never used it and the only people that ask me for it are people that I would not be interested in having a social relationship with

[silk plank]

@hollow tundra

[hollow tundra]

Now I'm interested in your dads mysterious package

[ember crypt]

iMessage >>

[silk plank]

he told me not to open it

[hollow tundra]

Bro has nana on mute god damn

[silk plank]

yea she kept calling me while im at school

And texing me

But

[hollow tundra]

It be like that

[silk plank]

Brylie is my ex girlfriend

she says “I love you” times

Somestiems

[hollow tundra]

Ah shii you broke up recently?

Sorry if too personal

[silk plank]

Nah @hollow tundra

It was 3 years ago

[hollow tundra]

Ah dang alr alr

[silk plank]

but she started doing this recently

@hollow tundra watch this

[hollow tundra]

Watching

[hollow tundra]

Yo wth

[silk plank]

Idfk

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

my dad can’t drive so he has me do shit for him

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

@strong spindle

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

Lmao

Actually the is from the northern

[strong spindle]

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[runic gull]

i just seen i got dev role

how did i even get it

[strong spindle]

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[polar tendon]

you added a bot to top.gg that got approved

[silk plank]

lmao

[vernal moon]

demm

[hollow tundra]

When you get home you need to take a shower wanna become a top.gg mod?

[torpid shard]

i have managed to install Ubuntu Server on my laptop

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

I haven’t took a shower past two days

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

Same mostly

[strong spindle]

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[silk plank]

I like having my break before school starts OK don’t blame me

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

Just shower before bed yo 💀

[silk plank]

No shower before school

[hollow tundra]

I've never listened to this kinda rock but this song goes hard https://open.spotify.com/track/1Pvmzboyxwp1rOVYqwKIgU?si=-XFRyia-S-ys4ohMu7LdZA

[hollow tundra]

I'm too lazy so I do it before bed mostly

Also makes it easier to sleep

[silk plank]

Shower makes my hair to go fluffy. I do not like that.

It stays up in the air and it’s annoying

[strong spindle]

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[polar tendon]

wait sometimes there's a sulfur like smell in my workplace

and I just looked it up

[silk plank]

My daily is sleeping in

[polar tendon]

apparently it's a gas leak

fuuuuuuck

we've had that smell for months now and we couldn't figure out what it was and we were all wondering 💀

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[polar tendon]

fuck

I have the fatigue headaches and loss of concentration

but I think that's just cus I'm sick

[runic gull]

ooh

[silk plank]

hey @ripe junco wann see something funny

[silk plank]

im more lazy than you

[faint mountain]

@ripe junco gn

[ripe junco]

Gn burbur

[hollow juniper]

ya'll are lucky you didnt forever sleep

[polar tendon]

you see

we haven't told our boss (the owner) yet

because I just figured it out today

the smell is only in like certain places in the restaurant

[hollow tundra]

I've a feeling that gas + whatever ignition sources you have in a restaurant = ticking time bomb

[polar tendon]

I mean probably

They've had a gas leak before

When I go in on saturday I'll tell him if I smell it again

[strong spindle]

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[wild rapids]

guys

guys

I cant edit my bot on dbl

[wild rapids]

https://imgur.com/kSURtnl

i can not make that motion without the spread of my bot

[shadow bone]

@hollow tundra @tired ocean please moderate this man

[hollow tundra]

-m 272178929572511744 10s stinky stink stink

[lilac geyser]

sugamah#0 was successfully muted

[hollow tundra]

Always forget the appropriate syntax for the command

-um 272178929572511744 welcome back to society

[lilac geyser]

sugamah#0 was successfully unmuted

[wild rapids]

bro perm muted me

i want to speak with your SUPERVISOR????????

[hollow tundra]

Consider the situation moderated

[shadow bone]

@olive blaze

[hollow tundra]

Luca kinda sux bro ain't my fault

Blame Dylan (he can't fix it)

[wild rapids]

@olive blaze this is excessive, please moderate your moderators

[shadow bone]

arab cat fr

[wild rapids]

@olive blaze why have you not replied yet?????????

[lilac geyser]

Skylar, this is the ceo of the top gg. I bless family friendly as my favorite mod

[hollow tundra]

Wow gee thanks Luca

Look at this dumb little cretin

[wild rapids]

the moderators are getting WILD today, they are MOD GATING 2024

[shadow bone]

cute

[hollow tundra]

We're paid in mod abuse allowance

He's dangerous

[wild rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-linux-ubuntu-fork-bomb-funny-gif-26955144

type this right now

do it on the website

it will fix

i promise

[hollow tundra]

I will do this

[stuck spindle]

ok I will

[hollow tundra]

It has a little surprised fella :()

I like that

[stuck spindle]

why he sad :()

[shadow bone]

:()

looks kinda like big lipz

[stuck spindle]

bruh

[wild rapids]

mod gate situation 2024

is INSANE

[hollow tundra]

Who posted that

Snitch

[shadow bone]

this guy

[hollow tundra]

God damn

[regal shadow]

Pong! Bot ping: 51 ms!

[hollow tundra]

Yay

[olive blaze]

Wtf?

[olive blaze]

Ah, must be a joke

[hollow tundra]

Skylar moment

[shadow bone]

real

[wild rapids]

@olive blaze your moderators

[hollow tundra]

I will listen to every word the man has to say

[hollow tundra]

Truer words have never been spoken

[shadow bone]

i will NOT listen to misinformation

[hollow tundra]

My favorite drunk activity is go on Reddit and pretend to be a subject matter expert and just lie about stuff

Redditors buy it hook line and sinker

[shadow bone]

good night, @strong spindle @random linden @fossil path @tired ocean @lapis rain @tough hemlock @hollow tundra @opaque hill, making a powerpoint, ireland, 00:20

hope everyones doing well

[hollow tundra]

good night, @strong spindle @random linden @fossil path @tired ocean @lapis rain @tough hemlock @shadow bone @opaque hill, watching Netflix, Sweden, 01:21

[strong spindle]

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[shadow bone]

murica rahh 🦅 🔥 🗣️ 💯

[wild rapids]

MOD GATE SITUATION 2024 INSANE

[hollow tundra]

@wild rapids try again

[shadow bone]

red chat tbf

[hollow tundra]

Yo who designed this???

[wild rapids]

bro give me mod rn

[hollow tundra]

I can not

Xiuh will scream at me

[shadow bone]

and me too

tbf

wouldnt trust him with that

[wild rapids]

goodnight @shadow bone @strong spindle @hollow tundra @tired ocean @topaz anchor , watching FORTNITE, AMERICA WOOOOOOOOO, 7:22 PM EASTERN

[hollow tundra]

Dylan screaming at me would be scary

HELL YEAH

[shadow bone]

only 2 mods tbh

out of 10

[wild rapids]

theyre mod gating me

this is INSANE behavior from them

[hollow tundra]

We will discuss this during the next mod meating

[wild rapids]

theyre being RUDE to me

[hollow tundra]

An evil mod removed it

[strong spindle]

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[wild rapids]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LETS STRIKE TOGETHER TO TAKE DOWN THE MODS

[shadow bone]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-wave-fortnite-wave-airplane-fortnite-hello-gif-26501600

[hollow tundra]

What does eastern even mean for a time zone

[wild rapids]

be quiet

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

If you continue going east you'll circle around and suddenly what was east is now west

[wild rapids]

yea clearly

[hollow tundra]

Did you have that on quick dial? That was fast

[strong spindle]

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[wild rapids]

nah your internet cant load that quick

[hollow tundra]

I have Sweden internet 👎

[strong spindle]

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[wild rapids]

guys

this is the WORLD

[strong spindle]

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[stuck spindle]

wait where are we

[hollow tundra]

I live on that orange one

That is NOT to scale guys. Can't fit the universe in an image irl

[stuck spindle]

why not?

[strong spindle]

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[hollow tundra]

I never thought about it in that way

Sweden nr one 👍

False. I've been to Spain and it was not faster

Sweden internet is like a fast cat and Spain internet is like a slightly slower cat

0km/h

Oh yes lemme check

My plan is capped at 100/100 and I'm getting around 99 but it's going thru iCloud private relay

When I move to my apartment imma get faster internet

It's newly built so probably pretty high

[silk plank]

LMAO

[hollow tundra]

1gb/s is still 10 times better than I get here and probably like 20 times faster than in my dorm

[strong spindle]

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[stuck spindle]

is sweden real

[fossil path]

good evening @shadow bone @hollow tundra, Playing Minecraft, Brazil, 21:52

@wild rapids stink

[strong spindle]

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[stuck spindle]

we should normalize asking chat unironically

[wild rapids]

<@&330168063729074177> HAPPY BIRTHDAY121121121121112!!!

[wild rapids]

shut up igor

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[wild rapids]

duh 💅

[strong spindle]

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[stuck spindle]

are they gross

[strong spindle]

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[sand wolf]

pog

[strong spindle]

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[stuck spindle]

I loooked it up

it's fake

!

[ripe junco]

I'm fake

[silk plank]

no

[strong spindle]

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[fossil path]

wtf

[stuck spindle]

she's always been in ur head

[sharp carbon]

wya topgg

[ripe junco]

Lorge

[sand wolf]

Lorge

[ripe junco]

[stuck spindle]

how large are we talking

[strong spindle]

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[lapis rain]

good night, @strong spindle @hollow tundra @shadow bone @tough hemlock, out for a walk, Turkey, 04:01

[strong spindle]

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[ripe junco]

[wild rapids]

hello ziuh

[ripe junco]

Hiya

[strong spindle]

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[wild rapids]

nah

its ziuh now

[ripe junco]

I've gone by ziuh before

Zia

Zoo

[strong spindle]

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[shadow bone]

Viuh

[ripe junco]

If I have another daughter I do really like zia

[strong spindle]

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[lapis rain]

smh automated message

[wild rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/kissmethroughthephone-kissmethruthephone-kissphone-phonekiss-missyou-gif-13111156

[ripe junco]

But I ain't having any more

[hardy sun]

Yo

[strong spindle]

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[stuck spindle]

what's ur name supposed to be anyways

[ripe junco]

Xiuhcoatl is the Aztec God of the sun, depicted as a dragon

Dragon slayer

[strong spindle]

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[ripe junco]

Whatever

Lol

I was 12 when I made it

[strong spindle]

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[ripe junco]

I'd done a book report on Aztec culture and xiuhcoatl + queztlcoatl

[strong spindle]

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[ripe junco]

And liked it

[stuck spindle]

that kinda goes hard ngl

[ripe junco]

It was fun!

Xander had a ton of fun

[strong spindle]

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[ripe junco]

I'm in the car on the way back

[strong spindle]

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[ripe junco]

We're getting Starbucks first

[strong spindle]

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[ripe junco]

I still have homework to do 😦

[strong spindle]

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[ripe junco]

Uh yeah I think we're free tomorrow

[strong spindle]

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[ripe junco]

No I'm not mad

[strong spindle]

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[ripe junco]

I've got a ton of work to get done tomorrow

[strong spindle]

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[ripe junco]

Okee

[strong spindle]

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[stuck spindle]

that's so me

[strong spindle]

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[ripe junco]

Wake me up

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[tribal vine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/766782564995170335/1192632034603053166/image.png?ex=65a9c823&is=65975323&hm=f579c10befe6e5fa86cdad53387668a12b95f314edc4069c562ecdd69db06c78&

[ember crypt]

@west ledge new shirt, “Enjoy the little things”

[silk plank]

brih

Im the fucking goat

IIN BEDWARS

[tired summit]

Website Down

[hollow juniper]

DAILY HUG INNIT @strong spindle

[prime harness]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228701894632144896/1192626925156434011/F8ZZGDJXAAAcu2Z.png?ex=65a9c360&is=65974e60&hm=086c8cce78bd2f289f22c391b40398b4e3db5345b4f93ddab9bdd64d4f5105b5&

[hollow juniper]

lmfao

relatable

[solemn helm]

"relatable" Nitro + cosmetics

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[hollow juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/fishing-rod-snap-cast-fish-fail-gif-17119887

[strong spindle]

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[prime harness]

Barclays is a bank in the UK

[solemn helm]

Why would it be? I'm Canadian

[prime harness]

They’re trying to scam them and they’re broke so the scam failed

👍

[strong spindle]

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[prime harness]

But yes very British language

[strong spindle]

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[solemn helm]

Oh, that wasn't clear + it was a question without a question mark, mb

[strong spindle]

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[solemn helm]

Okay, I thought you replied to him so we would know what you're talking about

[strong spindle]

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[shadow bone]

calm down

[fossil path]

man wtf

its 4th Jan yet

and topgg down 8 times this month

[solemn helm]

Yh I'm alright, thanks for asking

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[hollow juniper]

W gif

[sand wolf]

@hollow tundra wait why you.. moderator.

[sand wolf]

hahahah

[hollow tundra]

Because I am

[sand wolf]

what happened @wild rapids you remove roles?

[hollow tundra]

I did unspeakable things

[sand wolf]

[sand wolf]

ah crazy... think broken rules.

[agile laurel]

Someone can give a music bot??

[hollow juniper]

no

[agile laurel]

Why not?

[hardy sun]

@hollow tundra

Site unusable

Smh my head /s

[silk plank]

lmaoo

hey bun

check my stats while its running

nvm

[west ledge]

very slay

[hollow juniper]

le skill issue

frfr

[hollow juniper]

SLAYYYYY

[west ledge]

hai zoro

[hollow juniper]

wassuppp

[onyx gorge]

hi

[west ledge]

hru

[hollow juniper]

am doing good innit, big cooling on a thursday night

what about u

[west ledge]

am good, relearning discord event handling after over 2 years

[hollow juniper]

oioi it be like that for real

[steady arch]

Good night. 🙂

[lapis rain]

you too! and happy birthday 🎉🎂

[steady arch]

Actually, you can take my role as my friend, my birthday was November 30th but it's still been there for 2 months. Anyway, thank you for wishing me a happy birthday. 😇

I am sorry about that.

[lapis rain]

Well thanks for letting us know about the role

[steady arch]

You're welcome, You may also know me as Turkish. I think everyone speaks English here.

Let's connect via DM sometime, I sent you a message.

[lapis rain]

well yeah but you can use other languages in #general-int, we can have a chat in there as well

[steady arch]

It's okay, thanks a lot. 🙌🏻

[vocal elbow]

Hello

[steady arch]

Hello.

Finally, I can be at peace if my username is reset.

[lapis rain]

done

[deft bison]

yo

[steady arch]

Ohh, thank you sir. ^^

[steep bane]

Welp just wokeup

[silk plank]

@ripe junco is the engineers havin fun?

[steep bane]

And Apparently its caos

[silk plank]

this is funny

i got banned

jk

[steep bane]

I also prob got banned

[sharp stream]

so basically everyone having the same problems

[pale plume]

the voting is broken'

[silk plank]

up

[pale plume]

fckiung

[silk plank]

ypu

[pale plume]

CANT EVEN

VITE FIR

DANK MEER

CANT EVEN VOTE

LIKE

[sharp stream]

chill

[silk plank]

fucking*

[steep bane]

Chill

[pale plume]

my fingers

ARE NOT

used to this

[sharp stream]

chill

[pale plume]

mac book

anywya

gya

gya

guay

gyatt

[silk plank]

should i send request to topgg api if that still alive?

[pale plume]

skibigi ohio bye

i know that this issue isnt only on my end

so bye