#drg-memes-no-talk

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deep eagle
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Anyone with Slayerstout and fast Recharge would like to disagree

compact jungle
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imagine having your build rely entirely on buff beer smh-

turbid glacier
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Imagine not running See-you-in-hell and Berserk and calling yourself "Melee"

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Run thorns and Vampirism too

marble solar
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Imagine not running See-you-in-hell

raven path
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Does anyone have the DRG version of the 'this rock is full of magic' meme?

urban kettle
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How's everyone's Hoxxes IV pokedex coming along?

flint otter
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im gonna call you steeve

clever sail
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When molly is still a hundred meters from the escape pod and you hear the Detonator about to come through the wall

steel creek
worldly nacelle
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๐Ÿ˜ฆ

fiery ermine
torn raft
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now thats a fine lookin rock

velvet oar
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now where are the stones?

fiery ermine
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I showed you mine, now you show me yours.

distant ember
austere coral
harsh kiln
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pogger plant

pogger plant

neon forum
faint bolt
prisma ether
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mood

faint bolt
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"find out how he got depression with one simple trick"

marsh river
faint bolt
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art

gray forge
vernal copper
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but bittergem's worth more?

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or is my memory cracked?

urban kettle
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A bit more

somber owl
brisk elbow
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I thought bittergem was twice or triple what gold is...

deft cave
distant ember
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@brisk elbow bittergem is worth 1,5 times it's value

brisk elbow
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Ah.

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Otis, just get a driller using a cryo cannon and you basically got Sunshine going.

distant ember
turbid jackal
fierce matrix
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I doubt any trypophobes made it this far

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With all the swarmer tunnels

rocky talon
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or the deeptora hives

turbid jackal
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It being on a humanoid person really gets me

kindred wolf
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or the graphic heart worms that eat you alive while your dwarf screams and slumps to the ground

velvet oar
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Or the dwarfs

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shivers

stoic wing
hexed turtle
native ice
karmic lake
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nice

glad gazelle
glad gazelle
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Roc- oogh uegh

round hound
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did you drink the new brew smart drink ?

gleaming geyser
trail sentinel
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@frank matrix this channel is only for drg memes

analog lichen
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i was watching that ;-;

trail sentinel
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Yes, but not a meme of deep eock galactic

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This isn't a normal meme dump channel

trail sentinel
distant ember
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amen to that

distant ember
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Why is his neck so long? :)

dapper moat
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To look for m i n e r a l s

unborn tangle
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The beard is a vital organ on its own

shrewd sun
valid python
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Does a dwarf with dwarfism equate to less dwarf, or more dwarf?

distant ember
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@valid python dwarf^2

valid python
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dear god

round hound
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but there is more ! reference to spy

twin echo
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dear god

shrewd sun
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I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days

ebon oracle
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where, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT

deep eagle
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to Hoxxes IV of course.

shrewd sun
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I have been sending it to mission control

elder turret
deep eagle
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Is that a Grappling Hook, or what?

elder turret
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Revolver

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Its the gunner

slow falcon
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It's Fourth Relic mesh Bulldog

placid kraken
shrewd sun
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Correct

distant ember
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Absolutely correct

shrewd sun
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Well

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I'm going to start teleporting bread again

lavish pine
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Your daily reminder that blackout stout cleanses tipsy, making leaf lovers redundant

gleaming lodge
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Anything cleanses tipsy if you drink enough of it

flint otter
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more like blackout scout

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cause.. they don't.. use the flaregun..

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ill see myself out.

round hound
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did anyone tried the smart drink ?

flint otter
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yeah

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it's funny

round hound
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what world would be if dwarfs become smart

flint otter
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i mean they're already smart in a technical sense

lavish pine
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Insinuating that dwarven engineering isn't already superior

flint otter
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their social skills are pretty stoneage though

round hound
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they become so much smart they take control over management

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and send mission control in mission deep dive

lavish pine
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If dwarf fortress taught me anything its that mission control DEFINETLY has a "blow up the rig" button

fringe crest
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Any self respecting space station does.

sick wagon
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Gota admit, this new update is a little

hoary pike
dry trout
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i know, its pretty

hoary pike
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Rock and stone

sick wagon
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Press E to slap :)

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10/10

distant ember
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ballsy

exotic gulch
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The greater the Gunk, the greater the Funk!

ornate imp
pure mountain
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He FLoat

harsh kiln
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f l o a t d w a r f

radiant gust
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Magni ? is that you ? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

compact jungle
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how dare you play the video game you bought with your own money the way you want to, only my specific way is acceptable fashion

short nymph
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I can understand the No bunkers at least

compact jungle
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i mean they can be helpful, tbf

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if your driller knows what they're doing anyway-

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and doesn't get tunnel vision
that one's extremely important-

short nymph
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I had a driller try to make a new bunker every swarm and then kept complaining about being out of fuel

compact jungle
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well if you try to do it every wave yea lmao-

short nymph
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They're also boring af when done right

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so you either do them in EDDs cause you just want it over and done with or you don't

compact jungle
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i don't find them too boring personally

trail sentinel
flint otter
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i will definitely mine with c4

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ill mine the cave

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ill mine the glyphids

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ill even mine my teammates!

compact jungle
trail sentinel
cerulean spruce
flint otter
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thats not deeprock at all

molten zinc
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that's not very deep rock galactic of you

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the management will be displeased

trail sentinel
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@distant ember this channel is for drg related memes only

static oasis
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and loot raptors โค๏ธ

cursive compass
analog lichen
torn raft
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Thats where all the dwarves are who dropped their lost equipment

dark prawn
sharp fjord
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brain balls

dry trout
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ITS UNKARRS BALLS!

zenith rain
brisk elbow
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Gunkseeds were a mistake

dry trout
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"There are no mistakes"- Master Oogdwarf

elfin mural
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Just drills into the side of the cave, looks up and sees that, and slowly just turns around and tip-toes out

dusky bough
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loads fatboy with dwarvish intent

ancient grotto
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Dwarfus Vult

round hound
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kill it with fire dwarfs

distant ember
urban kettle
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I always envision "rocks" as jagged while "stones" are smooth and round

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So those really ought to be flipped

icy summit
potent zinc
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Quite scientific, thank you Chrono13

distant ember
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Hahaha I was having trouble figuring out which should be which

icy summit
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SCIENCE!

native eagle
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Is that not a deep rock meme?

cobalt violet
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Rocking and stoning is a relevant topic

distant ember
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the rock is between the stones obv

valid python
dim flare
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@zenith rain I want to nuke that spot so badly.

neon kelp
long wind
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even his fps is 69
absolute madman

neon kelp
waxen herald
torn raft
marsh river
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When you play driller

  • killed a bug
  • killed a bug
  • killed a bug
  • killed a Scout
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Fixed that for you ๐Ÿ™‚

torn raft
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*killed a dwarf
*killed a dwarf
*killed a dwarf
*killed a dwarf

waxen herald
deep eagle
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Driller should really get a Beard.

surreal tartan
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Fire hazard. Company policy. That's why he's so crazy.

distant ember
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He has a beard

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but is made of flesh

torn raft
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is the beard made of dwarf, or is the dwarf made of beard

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He screams, for he does not know

waxen herald
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sometoims i wonder if there's more to loife then moving dirty and foighting bugs then i c4 a scout

torn raft
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acceptable

torn raft
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When you've been getting machine events non-stop but then you actually get blank cores and the events stop spawning

hollow void
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Relevant

analog lichen
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mood

distant ember
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When you play driller

  • killed a bug
  • killed a bug
  • killed a bug
  • killed a Scout
    Why would you use a synonym here?
cursive vine
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Funny how its always driller vs scout

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While they both have the same hp

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Its just the toughest mf vs the not toughest mf

little lantern
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heresy

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you always need more nitra

distant ember
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Amen, brother!

hollow cloud
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You need nitra so you can summon the drop pods for Karl at the end of the mission

little lantern
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How else are you to keep a constant, unrelenting and completely necesary deluge of explosives and axes?

deep eagle
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welp, if the Devs DO add a secret extra Stage, whoever does that, is gonna be Karled to death.

slow falcon
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With special voice lines
Scout: Is drop pod supposed to do this?
Engi: Uh oh...
Gunner: This doesn't look good.
Driller: Another day in the office.

static oasis
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there is never enough nitra, gotta lick those walls clean!

analog lichen
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โ˜๏ธ

hollow cloud
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Insert picture with dwarf licking pickaxe

analog lichen
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oh... i was imagining more of miley cyrus and the sledge hammer

hollow void
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"Taste the pickaxe!"

potent zinc
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Animation is this one looks smoother

distant ember
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colors are off though, and i'm pretty sure that thing in the left is a logo or watermark that got hidden dderp

potent zinc
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Fair enough

kindred wolf
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yukon cornelius is NOT A DWARF!!!!!!!!!!!

knotty nacelle
hollow cloud
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Did you dig that hole?

knotty nacelle
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N'aw, just found the Leaf Lover's brain cavity.

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Also, there's a strange black material at the top of these tunnels left behind by the drills.

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Takes 5 hits to destroy.

worldly nymph
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hate those mfs that want to keep playing point extraction when the swarm timer keeps increasing

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PE is speedrun the mission

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do the objectives, mine your minerals, and gtfo

naive nest
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For best results for getting all the red sugar, lick the pickaxe clean

elder turret
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What are you saying wacky, you don't like murdering aliens?

distant ember
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We have a leaf lover in our ranks lurking

elder turret
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???

marble solar
hybrid scarab
somber falcon
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yeah I sometimes think to myself ... what a wonderful ... time to get the h#$% outa this hole.

worldly nymph
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dont get me wrong nothing better than making bugs die like their mother did but man if it isnt golden bugs get outta there

naive nest
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If only we could kill the bugs mom

hollow cloud
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We're not wasting nitra, we're leaving supplies for KARL!

distant ember
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its not wasting it, its being i dont want to call one mid fight even tho we have 2 fully stocked ones already

molten zinc
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what if Karl is just a dwarf who went off the grid and is leading a communist revolution under the surface of Hoxxes 4?

naive nest
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Nah

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He was just a drunk

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He forgot to take a leaf lovers to sober up before mission

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Now he is stuck in hoxxes iv

analog lichen
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Rescue Karl mission when?

distant ember
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the objective of the elitist dive

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@naive nest forgot to commit heresy? Doubt it. Karl likely wasn't drunk enough.

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He was TOO sober for that mission.

sleek fossil
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what if Karl is just a dwarf who went off the grid and is leading a communist revolution under the surface of Hoxxes 4?
@molten zinc this could be a good plottwist ngl

vernal copper
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A good reason to drop a ton of pods would be O2 warning/golden bugs missions

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Supply pods have O2 tanks in O2 warning missions.

flint otter
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imagine playing O2 missions

molten zinc
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imagine BREATHING

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"I'm too busy mining, I ain't got time to BREATHE"

coral wharf
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Breathing is for elves

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Those damn pointy-eared leaf lovers

molten zinc
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"The violence against elves has escalated"
ok good

marble sun
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good

naive nest
spiral sapphire
glad tartan
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Thatโ€™s cursed

solar iris
distant ember
pallid canyon
rustic dagger
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cant stand people leavin like 20% of a vein left!

distant ember
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Or just stab randomly at the vein and leave it with only a few holes

north delta
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just wait for the gunner to deal with the wave

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all others just hole up somewhere

flint otter
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just throw c4 on it and mine it all at once

distant ember
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Driller spent all his c4 nuking scout

urban kettle
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As is, shall be.

flint otter
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throw c4 to mine nitra to call ammo to restock to throw c4

torn raft
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you only have 4 c4. So when you use it all, remember to restock from all 4 ammo boxes!

distant ember
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use c4 to dig tunnels

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stupid teammates never understand the warning beeps of the c4

feral pecan
velvet trellis
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and got killed instantly

vernal abyss
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slimy and satisfying

turbid jackal
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Yeah, I've had that before

static oasis
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rock
and
stone

strange hemlock
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i had a game where the pod hit bet-c on the way down

kindred kernel
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I had the pod land on a bulk once.

prisma ether
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oof

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did it explode

kindred kernel
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Yeah, killed two of our team and left the other two with half health

prisma ether
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another day at the office

kindred kernel
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I just remember everyone freaking the hell out over voice chat

prisma ether
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so like half the team died right at the start?

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deep rock galactic seriously needs to invest in some better equipment

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seriously when can we get the drop pod to land beside us
get your tracking straight deep rock

kindred kernel
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I posted it in bug discussion after it happened but I'm not sure if it even counts as a bug. Imo the dwarves should be invincible until the pod doors open

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Because can you imagine being a new player and having that happen?

prisma ether
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yeah

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deep rock, you might wanna start investing in some BLAST PROOF DOORS maybe
i figured if they're designed to fly through space they should be able to resist an explosion

kindred kernel
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Reminds me of another mission I was playing with randoms. It was point extraction, haz 4 and there was a massive swarm right out of the door. Two players get hit by the minehead, another gets surrounded and die and I get grabbed by a cave leech. Mission failed in about 30 seconds

prisma ether
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i've never heard of a dive go so poorly

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so fast

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holy crap

kindred kernel
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When me and my friend first started playing we both got hit by the minehead on one mission

iron hornet
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brooo just dodge

torn raft
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That's Karl'sใ€ŒSTANDใ€

tawdry gyro
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So beautiful ๐Ÿคฉ

torn raft
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YOU FOOL
ใ€ŒBROKEN CUBEใ€HAS NO WEAKNESSES

terse geyser
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First image sucks but song slaps.

short nymph
torn raft
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As much as some of us may like the meme, Im afraid it has dug its own hole and been overused here ๐Ÿ˜”

quasi yacht
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the smell of bad memes led me here

ancient forum
torn raft
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Hence why it has been sent to the shadowrealm

broken granite
terse geyser
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Fuck

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Didn't see it

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Also Bosco is great for PE

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Good lad

broken granite
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ye

fierce matrix
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@kindred kernel I think I was the gunner in that game, actually

torn raft
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bosco can u pls pick up that fossil on the wall i cant reach it oh no he has his airpods in

deft cave
prisma ether
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y e s
we need a defeat pose cosmetic slot the same way we have a victory pose cosmetic

placid kraken
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defeat pose where you drop into a barrel head first

torn raft
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Win pose where you slide in T-posing, and vibrating menacinly

broken granite
mighty stone
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Perk that lets you summon boscoe for a short time when

torn raft
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engineer alternate for the turret is a swarm of mini boscos

prisma ether
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imagine a similar thing to the drone replicator

distant ember
sinful cobalt
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"Cluster out! Save yourself!"

distant ember
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I CALL IT MY GRENADE-GRENADE

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hitting a swarm of like 15 space spooders is so cathartic

broken granite
ornate breach
swift flame
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Me when i see a boolo cap

round hound
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me when i see a machine event

distant ember
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"BIIIIIIIIISMOR!!!"

ornate breach
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I just need to add a det pack to his apples.

broken granite
torn raft
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So you have chosen death

narrow yacht
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blackout stout drunk elite deep dive pickaxe only

torn raft
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and no upgrades

narrow yacht
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okay, that might be too much

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I need my iron will and speed boost ๐Ÿ˜”

torn raft
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then you will not survive the winter

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I joke, as someone who plays haz 3 :p

flint otter
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a true slayer's challenge

deep crater
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That's how we lost Karl, or maybe he's still doing the run to this day.

flint otter
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he never left

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that's his normal

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he's been in there for years vampin bugs

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keeping their attention so the rest of us may mine

valid stream
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Hazard levels are just how close you are to karl

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Karl is haz 10

prisma ether
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Karl is still down there

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he's been down there for longer than anyone can remember

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he gave up his safe return to save his comrades, and now Karl wages a ceaseless war against the glyphids. and he's a one man army.

distant ember
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Like Doomguy in Doom 1 ending

prisma ether
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it was one of the first dives into hoxxes
the goal? study the area, gather as many samples of everything as possible
the mission was relatively safe, BET-C units mostly patrolled the place, though they were still strapped to the teeth
but then, xynarch charge suckers.
they gorged on the BET-C units, causing them to go haywire and attack everything
and then the glyphids used the opportunity to attack
they had to call the escape pod as an emergency
the 4 dwarves ended up separated, and 2 made it into the pod
Karl and the last dwarf were separated from the pod by a cavern, and at the bottom was a horde of glyphids
he gave his life to save his comrade, fighting glyphids until he seemed to go down, allowing his fellow dwarf to escape
they had to leave, and presumed he was dead, and it wasn't like they could go out to check
the three defeated dwarves lifted off in the drop pod, back to the space rig
as they returned, the dwarves wept, for they believed their comrade had died on the mission
and then they saw a signal, that would then fade into nothing
he was still moving

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oh god too wordy

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iiii put waaaay too much into this and i feel like a complete idiot

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more memes please

trail sentinel
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If you're gonna write fan fiction, stick it in a Google doc or something

prisma ether
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i get way too wordy really fast

tawdry gyro
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Karl has oldschool IW with no cooldown and vampire

prisma ether
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i need to break the habit of "making relatively long writing in general in situations where relatively long writing is extremely ill advised"

ornate breach
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You can solve that issue by posting each word as a separate message in quick succession for an auto dunce.

prisma ether
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okay

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sounds

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good

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lmfao

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the urge was too compelling

cobalt violet
flint otter
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needs driller with a keyboard, engie with drums, and gunner with a mic

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or reverse engie and gunner

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either way

cobalt violet
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I was trying to think of how to add in some things that fit their poses

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But the driller doesn't have visable hands

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Might look at more images for ideas

distant ember
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MC would be the at the bass gunnergrin

proud scroll
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Bruh I made pixel art of this ages ago but engineer was on keyboard, driller on drums, and gunner swinging from the ceiling attached to a rope while singing

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Oh and the rope had snapped

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Only problem was that the dwarves are too skinny

proud scroll
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Don't mind me I'm just gonna stack some aquarq

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Aquarq jenga

velvet oar
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dammit

limber lance
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Old screenshot

wispy vale
civic hornet
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when somebody accidentally shoots the betc mid-swarm

hidden fulcrum
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""""accidentally""""

eager pecan
white yoke
ripe dragon
distant ember
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Wait until they learn they also have to put them all in the pod ๐Ÿ‘€

hollow cloud
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You need at least 1 dwarf in it

ripe dragon
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you know what im doing now?

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barrels oddly enough looks good in the seats of the drop pod

distant ember
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yeaaah... They oddly look like they can fit

ripe dragon
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time well spent id say

humble osprey
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Theres an achievement for getting every single barrel in the pod

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And get one in each seat

distant ember
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So apparently there's no achievement for spending a whole game in the dark

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no headlight, no flares

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frick me

sacred zephyr
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you tried it huh?

humble osprey
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Hidden Achievements gang

flint otter
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no headlamp, no flares, full drunk max haz elite deep dive solo

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ild love to see that

distant ember
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yes i tried

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and it was horrible

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i picked an easy mission, 4 eggs only with the only light of molly and my neon band guns x)

crimson lynx
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You need at least 1 dwarf in it
I did ||time well spent|| solo

distant ember
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time well spent is the one with the drop pod?

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i did it solo too

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took me 3 tries, because when you glitch a bit with the barrels, it sends the drop pod down immediatly

distant ember
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oh

bitter brook
lament creek
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of course I'd be offended if you took it of

formal basin
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ebo๐Ÿฅœ

distant ember
flint otter
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yknow what they say

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if they don't rock & stone...

distant ember
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Lmao

formal basin
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they ainโ€™t coming home

distant ember
kindred kernel
fringe tusk
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I always try to get as much morkite as possible, no matter whether we actually need it.

distant ember
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Me too

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Extra XP

torn raft
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V

foggy cliff
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Rock or Stone? Vote below

iron hornet
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Stock.

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Now THATS what i call a stock image

floral ridge
distant ember
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That theres both rock and stone

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Brother.

hollow fern
distant ember
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wait you can pet loot bugs?

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Yos

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They even purr when you do

distant ember
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holy-

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i've only been shooting them

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i never knew this

flint otter
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i pet them as they die

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kind of like an im sorry

distant ember
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i feel bad now

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i should stop killing em

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It's relatively new, introduced with update 28 or 29

floral ridge
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If you pet them as they die, their ghostly purr echoes through the caves, an eternal reminder of the sins you've committed.

prisma ether
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This also renders it practically inedible to most Hoxxes wildlife, which in turn leaves it perfectly harmless, and generally of a warm disposition towards most creatures that would approach it.
IT SEES YOU AS A FRIEND FIRST

flint otter
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you can ride on em too

kindred kernel
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Why doesn't deep rock domesticate them and use them to graze on the planet and gather gold?

light pike
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Because it's easier to massacre the masses of aliens instead

prisma ether
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yeah but you can get the gold and nitra from petting them

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so there's probably some specific way to do it

floral ridge
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The reason Macterra Grabbers have eyes like Loot Bugs is because that's what their adolescent form looks like.

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They're trying ti hug the Dwarves.

torn raft
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big brain

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Mind size: Mega

little surge
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You can get minerals by petting?

prisma ether
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yeah there's a chance you can get minerals from petting loot bugs

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so there's probably a certain way to pet them to get the minerals

little surge
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grows more depressed

dry trout
pastel prawn
foggy cliff
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My rock or stone post was deleted ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

distant ember
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I got the chastity helmet for driller

steep kraken
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I wonder if I can spell curse words and not get banned, but I'll write a hint just in case

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I got muted and unmuted?

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Eh?

tawdry gyro
steep kraken
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Alright Ill keep the word a secret 0-0

tawdry gyro
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Hehe, poor greenbeard said he needed to sober up before the mission

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He was new enough I figured he might not have blackouts, so I bought him a round

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He said that yup, he was gonna buy a leaf lover's

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Another soul saved, brothers! ๐Ÿ˜‡

distant ember
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i am proud that you saved that greenbeard form that awful evil

queen dragon
#

There is only one way to get sober, and thats blackout. You did well

flint otter
#

there's only one way to sober up

#

and that's NOT AT ALL drgbeer drgbeer drgbeer drgbeer drgbeer drgbeer

tidal flax
#

this is the right channel for this

steep kraken
#

Also ebo nut haha

torn raft
#

the drop pod needs a hanging scent thingy next to the dice

strange hemlock
#

one of those scented trees

elfin mural
#

no, no, a rock tree

#

or just a rock

strange hemlock
#

and

#

stone

static oasis
#

petrichor perfume!

vital remnant
vital minnow
#

I hate macteras

waxen bramble
#

me to

flint otter
#

macs are whatever, menaces suck

vital remnant
#

Agreed

knotty nacelle
#

Unknown Horror Menace.

cobalt violet
#

Imagine a flying menace

vital remnant
deep eagle
#

That'd actually be more enjoyable to.fight, provided they don't bury themselves.

cobalt violet
#

Or hanging spitballers

deep eagle
#

You wish to eat C4?

cobalt nymph
#

I think they do

molten zinc
#

i wish i could eat c4.... so i could have a deadman switch whEN THE BUGS GET TO ME

floral ridge
#

How See You in Hell Actually Works

rigid rampart
#

Nah, it's just the Bean Casserole from the canteen...

dry trout
#

oh thats a bomb for sure gunnergrin

distant ember
#

Anyone got the chad gunner meme

floral ridge
#

Found the voice actor for the cave leech

swift flame
full lark
analog lichen
distant ember
#

In operation Full Shaft, you need to bring the Gunk Seeds to the Mine Head nice

ornate breach
short root
glad gazelle
#

Itโ€™s fun to use RJ250 and yeet people off cliffs engimote

ashen mica
lucid atlas
#

Its like an avil dropping on someones head in a cartoon

#

Except its a lot more graphic

dense gale
analog lichen
#

I also them before we even drop

torn raft
#

I slap them all the way down

junior ridge
#

I don't even leave the fucking drop pod

#

casuals

torn raft
#

I dont even open the game. I just play with real dice

hot spire
#

โ›๏ธ ๐Ÿ›

#

watch out he has a pick

#

he's coming for revenge

torn raft
#

You're cute! And you're dead!

round hound
#

the virgin loot bug and the chad steeve who will win ?

torn raft
#

the thad maggot

loud nebula
#

watch the moving turd!

distant ember
vital minnow
#

Whats the max range of a leech?

#

Because I saw an infinite range leech today

proud scroll
proven cobalt
#

^^^

balmy shore
#

Card Board Galactic drillchamp

naive nest
#

Can only be played in darkness

#

Danger, darkness, cards

static oasis
#

now I want to play Iron Kingdoms tabletop rpg

static oasis
#

but what game would that be?

#

D20? FATE? Storyteller system?

flint otter
#

in true drg fashion, it's own ruleset built from the ground up

#

or would that be from the ground..down?

small galleon
#

Anyone have that video of the dwarves carrying around that coffin meme?

pulsar coral
#

boop

deep dew
#

i love how the dwarfs say qronrar like corona

#

its a very big virus specimen that evolved into the worlds largest rolly polly

unborn tangle
#

I came

swift thunder
pulsar coral
#

it looks like an otamatone

brisk elbow
#

Mineshaft

karmic wyvern
#

thats exactly how i feel about sandblast

brisk elbow
#

Sand blast is like... the third worst map. Or second worst.

pulsar coral
#

meanwhile i'm over here like thank god the environment isn't on fire, or frozen, or constantly spewing toxic gas

karmic wyvern
#

best environment is abyss bar.

strong grail
vital minnow
#

What do you mean? sand blast is the best, you can drill without drills

brisk elbow
#

And that's exactly the problem

flint otter
#

sandzone is ez

brisk elbow
#

I'm a driller, sandblast makes me irrelevant!

karmic wyvern
#

i hate ALL biomes

#

some more than others.

vital minnow
#

Magma core is the worse

small galleon
#

The best part of that screenshot is the mission name is โ€œlucky holeโ€ nice

brisk elbow
small galleon
#

Magma core should passively give more exp

pulsar coral
#

there have been times where an exploder goes up in magmoor caverns and I'm just like jeeeezusssss because it's a literal hellscape

cinder ember
flint otter
#

i actually prefer magmazone over the ice caves

#

less lethal? sure. but icecap is just so annoying

#

not to mention all the free lighting in lavaland

#

and the firespouts hurtin bugs

next oyster
#

every time i go to the crystal caverns the crystal formations weave a 220 story hellscape where someone manages to crawl to the ceiling to grab a fossil or something, and then fall, threading the needle between literally every crystal formation before hitting the floor on the other side of the map and dying

acoustic root
#

@brisk elbow that meme also needs "cave leach in every room"

#

lol

brisk elbow
#

Oh yea

acoustic root
#

on the harder difficulty they are EVERYWHERE

last tulip
supple walrus
#

Nah, Chungus Bogs is worse than Magma. The ground is covered in boogers and has warts that constantly fart nasty gas at you, plus vines that make it so you can't see anything

pulsar coral
#

dense biozone is honestly really unfriendly terrain if you aren't scout

#

the way everything is scalloped and you can't easily move between zones

supple walrus
#

we got ziplines to kinda fix that, but yeah biozone is not easy to traverse

pulsar coral
#

Ziplines are in fairly short supply, but yea they do alleviate it to some extent.

#

Especially lately, the concept of having a drop-rope or something that lets you climb vertically feels like it'd be nearly as useful if not moreso

inland cobalt
#

A drop-rope sounds great but wont the game become a bit to easy with it in the game

pulsar coral
#

shrug doesn't seem like it'd do anything but offer more variety to movement options. could have it be a stand-in sorta thing so you give up one capability in exchange for better verticality

#

scouts already have that for themselves, why not offer a similar (if somewhat less dynamic) possibility for the rest of the team in exchange for something else

inland cobalt
#

true

pulsar coral
#

or make it an overclock-style thing for the zipline

inland cobalt
#

and if they add somthing like it i think the devs can make it balanced

deft cave
#

idk the vertical movement options should be carefully treaded upon, remember the double jump perk?

edgy pelican
#

I feel like the double jump was an issue because there was no resource cost and everyone had it, effectively making the Scout less required overall.

main summit
#

having the scout doesn't fix that issue though, it just makes anyone who isn't scout have a harder time.

undone skiff
#

The traversal of the caves is supposed to be an obstacle itself, each of the different classes have different ways of overcoming this obstacle

#

Double jump just made it to where the movement options provided to each class weren't utilized

dry trout
#

Where are the Memes?

ornate breach
#

The memes didn't get deposited before extraction.

hot frost
dry trout
#

True to their name

proud scroll
#

Jenga time

#

aquarq aquarq aquarq
aquarq aquarq aquarq
aquarq aquarq aquarq
aquarq aquarq aquarq ๐Ÿ–๏ธ engimote

flint otter
#

The memes didn't get deposited before extraction.
this is pinworthy, methinks

tawdry gyro
#

So that means the memes are aquarq-sized then, as smaller minerals are still counted on extraction these days

#

Fascinating

#

That DOES explain all the aquar jenga

keen pebble
prisma ether
#

we need this as an emoji

cobalt karma
#

Possibly buff the angle on the Zipline? Since you only have a very few of them, there's not much justification for how limited their use is.

#

Honestly, out of all the traversal options, Ziplines are the least versatile, arguably the least useful.

distant ember
silk rain
cobalt karma
#

@distant ember Was just chiming in on the conversation that was had earlier.

keen pebble
#

oh and the worst part is it happened a 2nd time but when i returned the entire screen except for the hud was black, and dying didnt fix it so I had to giv up the gold pile

#

I still hate that it happened, I missed out on the entire thing because it essentially killed my run the 2nd time

static oasis
lilac yacht
#

holy crap you tp'd into valhalla

keen pebble
#

I gathered so much gold, that karl granted me access to valhalla, but the bounds of mortality soon brought me back

formal basin
#

how dare you accuse me of being that type of gunner to teamkill with clusters! im much more tasteful with teamkilling using incendiary grenades! if i get lucky i can blame it on the driller, everyone expects it to be him anyway!

keen pebble
#

the scout having to revive you for the 3rd time because you killed yourself with clusters

median folio
#

@lyric olive yoo

lyric olive
hardy grove
restive folio
loud nebula
#

Danger?
Sounds like FUN!

surreal cove
#

Danger?

#

Delicious!

torn raft
#

my driller

#

he's doing well

spring bay
gleaming prism
#

Jaediz

spring bay
#

What?

little lantern
#

When a dude calls the drop pod as mission control announces a swarm and half the team is dead

gleaming prism
#

Ever scanned a Jadiz it has a hard A

marble solar
#

Imagine finding the love of your life, and they pronounce it Jahdiz notnice

surreal cove
#

welp, not playing drg with my love anymore lol

#

joediz

solemn heron
torn raft
#

speen

distant ember
#

Every day

surreal cove
#

all day

distant ember
#

Yever just get Force Punched by a detonator? Like, you think you're at a safe distance, and whoomp you're down.

surreal cove
#

yes. yes i do.

#

at least once a week.

distant ember
#

Friend: So anyway, that's why I think the prequels are better-
My Phone: Huuli Hoarder noises
Me: Hang on a sec, I gotta take this.
Friend: ๐Ÿค”
Me: Hell yeah, brother, Rock and Stone!

vestal summit
#

Where would I find the Huuli Hoarder sound?

swift flame
#

You can probably get it off the wiki id bet

vapid finch
marble solar
#

I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO RECOGNISED THE HOARDER SOUND

torn swan
gentle dirge
analog lichen
#

No

flint otter
#

dred๐Ÿฅœ

elfin mural
#

"Suddenly, Dreadnoughts!"

knotty nacelle
#

Ehm....

#

Is this new stuff aside from the cube, or..?

fierce cobalt
#

Remnants of Karlโ€™s DNA

karmic wyvern
#

it's edible

#

don't worry

lyric olive
#

If you didnโ€™t know already, if you can see embers appear around the bulk, thatโ€™s the area of effect.

#

But I donโ€™t know what lag or other shenanigans will do to change that

keen pebble
#

I got the mug stuck on the fridge

exotic gulch
#

mmmmmm tasty gunk seed.... squishy on the outside, crunch on the inside.....

placid kraken
#

good ole s q u i n c h n c r o n c h

flint otter
#

squinch and cronch, brother!

naive nest
#

Goes good dipped in the blood of the bugs

round hound
#

what if instant beer we can eat some food

loud nebula
#

yes

round hound
#

we always drink beer but never enable eat food

loud nebula
#

dwarf food when?

karmic wyvern
#

Glyph & Chips

tawdry gyro
#

Dwarf food IS beer

#

Well, that and the bacon shuttle

#

If it ever actually arrives

round hound
#

eating glyphid meat and meal what could be best

#

but be careful when you eat a spicy meat of a bulk

#

it will be..explosive.

vital minnow
#

So like in Monster Hunter, we light a fire and start grilling them mid mission?

patent rapids
#

Minigame between deep dive drops!

vernal abyss
#

Thatโ€™s what happens when dwarves skimp out on sandwich space for more ammo

wintry siren
acoustic root
dry trout
#

Get a load of these [REDACTED]

prisma ether
#

i hated it more than everyone else would and that's definitely because i didn't want a swarm of driller mains with satchel charges at my house with a warrant to rock and stone

#

one of them being me

keen pebble
#

BOLL

pure mountain
#

At last........UNKAR'S BALLS

torn raft
#

clacker time

#

(I forget, what are those dangling nuts called in game)

#

ah gunk seeds

prisma ether
#

who's gonna say it first

torn raft
#

some whalepiper

round hound
#

say what first ?

dry trout
#

I'm gonna say it!

round hound
#

do it

dry trout
#

N U- user has been banned

prisma ether
#

i have no idea why i made this but this image now exists and you can now suffer because of it

dry trout
#

I will not suffer but chuckle

prisma ether
#

i think i like
started with idea
got sidetracked halfway
and finished it with 5% of the effort

abstract loom
dry trout
abstract loom
#

BUSTED!!!!

distant ember
#

i mean-

#

i made the mistake of looking for this on r34 too

#

i was curious

#

and it was a bad idea

prisma ether
#

i'm not ashamed to say you are not the only one

#

and i agree

distant ember
#

apparently dwarves don't empty just their bags in molly

dry trout
#

I didn't even look it up and got blasted cause steam is a lawless place

ornate breach
prisma ether
#

i mean it depends on which bags you're talking about

dry trout
#

Do you think Karl stays on Hoxxes because he fears us?

prisma ether
#

they knew exactly what they were doing when they added gunk seeds

#

THEY HAVE HAIR ON THEM

distant ember
#

i mean

#

those looks like balls, that's right

dry trout
#

"Crude humor"

distant ember
#

but we also have the ebo nuts

#

that you have to bust open

ornate breach
#

They used to be flesh colored too.

distant ember
#

sigh

dry trout
#

GSG know who their playerbase is

abstract loom
#

Inded; middleaged perverts.

dry trout
torn raft
#

thankyou for that screenshot now I can fullfil my shitpost idea

static oasis
#

you can slap the balls

torn raft
queen dragon
#

Inded; middleaged perverts.

More like
Men of all ages nice

karmic wyvern
#

HAMON

torn raft
#

GUNK SEED VOLLEY

karmic wyvern
#

GUNKDRIVE

prisma ether
#

YES YOU SAID IT

velvet oar
#

GUNK SEED OVERDRIVE

prisma ether
#

YOU GOT IT

karmic wyvern
#

Gunkwagon

torn raft
#

steevewagon

karmic wyvern
#

"i bought gunk seeds. Will you boys let me by?"

torn raft
#

;)

prisma ether
#

wait

#

shitpost idea unlocked

karmic wyvern
#

DRG-MEGA!
serect your dorf!

prisma ether
#

best waifu is now a bug

karmic wyvern
#

finally drg-meme got true purpose

torn raft
#

lmao

karmic wyvern
#

okay master, let's mine da ho!

#

KAAAAAAAAAARL

karmic wyvern
#

๐Ÿ‘€
breather

ornate breach
#

I saw a video of someone who replaced the IFG activation sounds with za warudo.

karmic wyvern
#

Kakoyin rerorerorero, but it's red sugar instead of cherry.

torn raft
#

extra red sugar around the rim, please

prisma ether
#

Phantom Bug
Mining Tendency
Morkite Crusaders
Aquarq is Unbreakable
Golden Vein

#

uhhh

#

someone continue

torn raft
#

Stone Ocean

#

doesnt need a name change

#

๐Ÿ˜›

karmic wyvern
#

Gunk ocean

#

Steeve Ball Run

torn raft
#

Enor pearl run

static oasis
#

More like
Men of all ages nice
@queen dragon How do you do fellow men? mboi

karmic wyvern
#

you don't fool anyone Mague

#

you're CAT

dawn jackal
prisma ether
#

wait shit we need a-

#

HOLY SHIT

karmic wyvern
#

Enor Chariot

prisma ether
#

i think that's a world record

static oasis
#

it hurts my soul to see the unpromoted dwarfs...

queen dragon
#

Am not woman
Therefore cant make generalized assumptions for them @static oasis

scarlet elbow
queen dragon
#

Also
Cats can talk on Hoxxes?

torn raft
#

Howd you get so much GOLD???

static oasis
#

pots of gold?

queen dragon
#

Golden wind intensifies

prisma ether
#

wait we're forgetting a name for part 8

dawn jackal
#

We had a big Crassus Detonator

prisma ether
#

WE NEED A NAME FOR PART 8

queen dragon
#

But holy

torn raft
#

@prisma ether rock and stone ocean

dawn jackal
#

And we had a triple distilled pots-o-gold too

torn raft
#

Pots of gold, goldrush, and a crassus often nets you like, what, upwards of 20,000 average, what planets had to align for you to net HALF A MILLION??

prisma ether
#

no that's part 6

karmic wyvern
#

JoJolion?

prisma ether
#

yeah we gotta think of a name for that

queen dragon
#

Maybe two Crassus and an extra long mission?

karmic wyvern
#

jojolion, jojolion...

#

this is hard one.

dawn jackal
#

Not even Close, we had a bulk destroying about 30% of the Crassus gold

ornate breach
#

What you need is called hax.

deft cave
#

this is peak dwarf

indigo cedar
#

no

#

that is peak leaf lover

dawn jackal
indigo cedar
#

no beard, uses goggles to protect eyes, pale af

karmic wyvern
#

Jojotora

#

...i got nothing.

swift flame
#

The spinning flogger technique is legendary amongst dwarven berserkers for its effectiveness in close quarters combat, a single dwarf can clear a whole regular sized tavern in 2 pints regardless of the number of occupants

torn raft
#

if you give him spiked boots then he drills into the ground

versed gale
#

Now, that's a Gold Rush mission !
||Actually done with a *10 Pots-o-Gold, on a private game (beers trigger twice)||
@dawn jackal
no way that's not a hacked mission

karmic lake
prisma ether
#

i dare someone to actually draw steevewagon

peak patio
#

is there a meme for that feel when you just finish an event and put a core in only to have the power go out for 5 seconds before you select anything?

#

a dwarf version of FeelsBadMan

torn raft
#

Beers trigger twice? Surely thats not how it works

#

Myth busters, assemble!

errant rose
torn raft
#

and killed it by the looks of it

prisma ether
#

o h

#

bruhsinium momentius

elfin mural
#

question

#

no

#

wait that doesn't make any sense what

#

thought the dreadnought didn't count for a sec there

errant rose
#

the issue is that i got the achievement after killing only one dreadnought

pulsar coral
#

Yea, I got the multi-dread cheevo for killing a single dread in a solo deep dive

unborn tangle
#

nerf engineer

#

engineer too stronk

#

esp that gun

main summit
#

Eh. More like buff the gunner tbh

lavish pine
#

Id say both

hidden fulcrum
#

I got that achievement after killing two, each of which were quick kills. I think it might trigger after 2 separate 30-sec kills rather than 2 kills at roughly the same time.

floral ridge
#

I've had a helmet, a crate, a machine, and a huuli hoarder all in the same mission. christmas came early
@coarse shard

coarse shard
#

wait i don't have a webcam how did you get my face

distant ember
#

How do you have x10 pots of gold?

#

that has to be a hack

#

oh, yeah, he said the secret ingredient is crime

#

because hacking in a pve game makes you super cool

short lantern
#

Well how else is everyone gonna know they have The Big Peen โ„ข๏ธ

worthy maple
#

If given the chance I would still pimp slap the energy drink out of a hacker pve or not

flint otter
#

well slap it my way

#

im tired man

coarse shard
#

I had a hacker gunner popping infinite shield boosts awhile back. Then a bulk spawned in front of him in a tunnel and pimped-smacked his ass. I wasn't even mad we wiped

little surge
#

Bulks care not for any protection.

coarse shard
#

Bulk detonator don't care, bulk detonator takes what it wants

little surge
#

Bulk Detonator covered in C4s.

dry trout
#

C4 covered in Bulk detonators covered in C4

#

Bulk Fractal's

pearl matrix
#

I had a hacker that could put down infinite C4, too bad the C4 didnโ€™t actually do any damage beyond the first one

median prawn
keen pebble
compact jungle
#

this would've been better if it was magma core ngl-

long basin
harsh kiln
#

"deep rock seriously needs to invest in some better equipment"

dusky bough
#

youd think clogging those holes with the paltform gun would work

naive nest
#

Dwarf Dwarf Dwarf

Dwarves, Dwarves, Dwarves

hazy urchin
round hound
#

@dusky bough does not work one day i tried it don't work also for the frozen wind in ice cave

#

the wind and frozen wind pass throught the platform thing

static wing
naive nest
#

Well the platforms are concrete like foam

#

So they likely have small holes

elfin mural
#

Theyโ€™re plascrete foam yeah, so theyโ€™d be designed to be super light and porous, and if you have the mk II version, squishy/soft too

distant ember
#

That's a good team

#

Barrely anyone can outdo them

ornate breach
carmine bolt
#

Looks like itโ€™s time for a C-section

round hound
#

so it's where gunner was born

carmine bolt
#

Or the gunner is a woman? Dwarves donโ€™t have sexual dimorphism in most fantasy settings

ornate breach
opaque canyon
#

Ow

distant ember
#

Fractured but-whole

#

Also, what if in this game dwarves don't have genders nor sexes โ€“ you're just a dwarf, and they reproduce by drinking special beer that management doesn't sell so as not to give their employees parental leaves

valid python
#

You dummy!

#

When a mommy planet and a daddy cave love each other very much...

#

Dwarfs spring up from holes in the ground, fully grown

velvet oasis
#

1-4 industrious dwarves drill down from orbit to exploit them for resources?

torn raft
#

Dwarves aren't born. They are mined and extracted from the ore

distant ember
#

I'm just gonna post this because it really was a meme.
Hazard 3, point extraction in salt pits, double xp.
One of our dwarves got glitched by dying on a zipline and couldn't be revived. He left and rejoined and spawned in the wall, dead. We had a dreadnought spawning before he joined, and then a swarm with 3 wardens and a bulk detonator. We couldn't even kill the dreadnough

#

brutha

marble solar
static oasis
#

what a mood, as I get three bulks in a row in haz 2

hollow cloud
#

Yeah, Hazard 3 has been upped A LOT

distant ember
#

thank you for this perfect thing

#

because that's the exact RNG I faced

austere coral
#

were stats changed? it DOES feel like more mobs are hitting harder than i remember

fringe tusk
#

Sounds like someone hasn't been properly doing their morning prayers to RNGesus.

cursive vine
#

No notes of changes

#

Might be just bad luck

#

Also some monsters scale differently depending on haz iirc

turbid glacier
#

There are different types of factors

#

But Hazard level and player count is what generally matters the most

distant ember
lapis tinsel
#

i swear i had 3 waves overlap on me one time

hot spire
#

Ah yes. The point extraction welcoming comity.

vernal abyss
#

even got the Mactera in there, very nice

waxen herald
#

when you have 5 or 6 teammates instead of 4

torn raft
#

none can stand before us!

vernal wing
lapis ether
#

here? maybe not. On reddit? constantly. its free karma.

gloomy widget
#

Its missing timer 0:19

ivory crow
#

Molly escort mode mission when

elfin mural
#

Dwarves

#

do not

#

do escort missions

#

Molly going her usual speed?

#

ugh

ivory crow
#

Yes

#

And of course the mission takes place in vertical tunnel

#

You gotta escort her to Hoxxes surface

#

Only gunner allowed

rain pagoda
torn raft
#

when u sit down

rain pagoda
#

lol

viscid kelp
torn raft
#

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

flint otter
#

mario over here

distant ember
#

Dear pesky plumbers...

prisma ether
#

hot take

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the ghostly bulk detonator in haunted caves is the driller's stand

marble solar
prisma ether
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new shitpost unlocked
emphasis on the shit part
made the menace more menacing
now with 4 times the effort of the last shitpost

loud nebula
pure mountain
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But @prisma ether, what would "unknown horror"'s localised name be?

prisma ether
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hmmm

pure mountain
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Anonymous Apprehension

prisma ether
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it's perfect for a driller
cause it can dig into walls, it could make big explosions if it could be killed cause it's a bulk detonator and it kills teammates

torn raft
swift flame
torn raft
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uh oh spaghettios

static oasis
torn raft
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me and the boys exiting the drop pod

dry trout
fluid pendant
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accurate

little lantern
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When the entire team berserkers and melees a dreadnought to death

deep dew
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is there a perk for beserkers? i cant find it

short nymph
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You mean the one called Berzerker?

copper wharf
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Me and the burgle boys about to rob that mine

distant ember
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Payday: Space Dorf Edition

keen pebble
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payday: the mine

visual frigate
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This won't be the most strange collaboration Overkill have done
looks at H3H3 pack

copper wharf
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To be honest we're just screwing around while our scout is afk

visual frigate
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This armor looks really nice with black skin

copper wharf
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It's time for crime

torn raft
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Awaken my tricksters!

iron hornet
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black

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Oh God all scouts

north delta
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mission impossible

prisma ether
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that would be even better if the mission selected was an egg hunt

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the mission that's a straight up heist

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actually that could be a fun way of playing egg hunt missions
complete as fast as possible
kill as few enemies as possible
full scout
that could be pretty fun

distant ember
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what's the combination of armors and stuff-? I wanna try it

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Seems like the MKI + Dark Future

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Either dark future or black crag

copper wharf
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MK1 and dark future, ye

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The devious moustashe is a must though

distant ember
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Spiky Neurotic could work too

copper wharf
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Absolutely

distant ember
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wait-

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i never thought of mixing mk armors and the dark future skins

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i have much more to learn

stable topaz
tough sigil
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I had a mission last night called "Darkest Contract" and i forgot to screenshot it

swift lotus
halcyon aspen
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there is no stock

swift lotus
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NNNNNOOOOOOOO cries in Scout

deep dew
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yeah i saw the similaritys when i saw the megacorp boomstick

magic tulip
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idk what i am doing with my life

flint roost
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bunker Dwarf Fortress

magic tulip
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Wait that makes sense

swift flame
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I like how little effort was put into the driller face

magic tulip
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thanks

flint roost
stable topaz
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inb4 DRG mods for Dwarf Fortress