#drg-memes-no-talk
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imagine having your build rely entirely on buff beer smh-
Imagine not running See-you-in-hell and Berserk and calling yourself "Melee"
Run thorns and Vampirism too
Imagine not running See-you-in-hell
Does anyone have the DRG version of the 'this rock is full of magic' meme?
How's everyone's Hoxxes IV pokedex coming along?
im gonna call you steeve
When molly is still a hundred meters from the escape pod and you hear the Detonator about to come through the wall
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now thats a fine lookin rock
now where are the stones?
I showed you mine, now you show me yours.
pogger plant
pogger plant
@formal basin hey I was in that mission. The name and the time kinda fits!
mood
"find out how he got depression with one simple trick"
I just found this but havent seen it here, may be a repost so excuse me if this is the case.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/642783381913862182/720395194230636544/rif-1591825985418.jpg
art

A bit more

I thought bittergem was twice or triple what gold is...
Korlok weeds really remind me of this
@brisk elbow bittergem is worth 1,5 times it's value
Ah.
Otis, just get a driller using a cryo cannon and you basically got Sunshine going.
mk4 drillsuit wrists now come with free trypophobia
or the deeptora hives
It being on a humanoid person really gets me
or the graphic heart worms that eat you alive while your dwarf screams and slumps to the ground
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/450412786032443403/720452445624336444/anime_dog_is_dead.mp4 a vtuber playing drg for the first time and running into a bulk
nice

Roc- oogh uegh
did you drink the new brew smart drink ?
@frank matrix this channel is only for drg memes
i was watching that ;-;
amen to that
Why is his neck so long? :)
To look for m i n e r a l s
The beard is a vital organ on its own
A wild dwarf looking for nitra to call a resupply pod
Does a dwarf with dwarfism equate to less dwarf, or more dwarf?
@valid python dwarf^2
dear god
but there is more ! reference to spy
dear god
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days
where, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT
to Hoxxes IV of course.
I have been sending it to mission control
Courtesy of @lapis osprey
Is that a Grappling Hook, or what?
It's Fourth Relic mesh Bulldog
Correct
Absolutely correct
Your daily reminder that blackout stout cleanses tipsy, making leaf lovers redundant
Anything cleanses tipsy if you drink enough of it
more like blackout scout
cause.. they don't.. use the flaregun..
ill see myself out.
did anyone tried the smart drink ?
what world would be if dwarfs become smart
i mean they're already smart in a technical sense
Insinuating that dwarven engineering isn't already superior
their social skills are pretty stoneage though
they become so much smart they take control over management
and send mission control in mission deep dive
If dwarf fortress taught me anything its that mission control DEFINETLY has a "blow up the rig" button
Any self respecting space station does.
Gota admit, this new update is a little

Rock and stone
ballsy
The greater the Gunk, the greater the Funk!
SMART STOUT IS PEOPLE!
f l o a t d w a r f
Magni ? is that you ? ๐ฎ
how dare you play the video game you bought with your own money the way you want to, only my specific way is acceptable 
I can understand the No bunkers at least
i mean they can be helpful, tbf
if your driller knows what they're doing anyway-
and doesn't get tunnel vision
that one's extremely important-
I had a driller try to make a new bunker every swarm and then kept complaining about being out of fuel
well if you try to do it every wave yea lmao-
They're also boring af when done right
so you either do them in EDDs cause you just want it over and done with or you don't
i don't find them too boring personally
i will definitely mine with c4
ill mine the cave
ill mine the glyphids
ill even mine my teammates!
steeve.jpg
@wicked shale @lapis tinsel #drg-gallery
thats not deeprock at all
@distant ember this channel is for drg related memes only
and loot raptors โค๏ธ
im about to have some fun on my next mission 
Thats where all the dwarves are who dropped their lost equipment
I AM MATURE DWARF I AM MATURE DWARF I AM MATURE DWARF
brain balls
ITS UNKARRS BALLS!
I'm just gonna ignore that
Gunkseeds were a mistake
"There are no mistakes"- Master Oogdwarf
Just drills into the side of the cave, looks up and sees that, and slowly just turns around and tip-toes out
loads fatboy with dwarvish intent
Dwarfus Vult
kill it with fire dwarfs
I always envision "rocks" as jagged while "stones" are smooth and round
So those really ought to be flipped
Rock
And stone
Quite scientific, thank you Chrono13
Hahaha I was having trouble figuring out which should be which
SCIENCE!
Is that not a deep rock meme?
Rocking and stoning is a relevant topic
the rock is between the stones obv
@zenith rain I want to nuke that spot so badly.
even his fps is 69
absolute madman
When you play driller
When you play driller
- killed a bug
- killed a bug
- killed a bug
- killed a Scout
Fixed that for you ๐
*killed a dwarf
*killed a dwarf
*killed a dwarf
*killed a dwarf

Driller should really get a Beard.
Fire hazard. Company policy. That's why he's so crazy.
is the beard made of dwarf, or is the dwarf made of beard
He screams, for he does not know

sometoims i wonder if there's more to loife then moving dirty and foighting bugs then i c4 a scout

acceptable
When you've been getting machine events non-stop but then you actually get blank cores and the events stop spawning
Relevant
mood
When you play driller
- killed a bug
- killed a bug
- killed a bug
- killed a Scout
Why would you use a synonym here?
Funny how its always driller vs scout
While they both have the same hp
Its just the toughest mf vs the not toughest mf
Amen, brother!
You need nitra so you can summon the drop pods for Karl at the end of the mission
How else are you to keep a constant, unrelenting and completely necesary deluge of explosives and axes?
welp, if the Devs DO add a secret extra Stage, whoever does that, is gonna be Karled to death.
With special voice lines
Scout: Is drop pod supposed to do this?
Engi: Uh oh...
Gunner: This doesn't look good.
Driller: Another day in the office.
there is never enough nitra, gotta lick those walls clean!
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oh... i was imagining more of miley cyrus and the sledge hammer
"Taste the pickaxe!"
colors are off though, and i'm pretty sure that thing in the left is a logo or watermark that got hidden 
Fair enough
yukon cornelius is NOT A DWARF!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you dig that hole?
N'aw, just found the Leaf Lover's brain cavity.
Also, there's a strange black material at the top of these tunnels left behind by the drills.
Takes 5 hits to destroy.
hate those mfs that want to keep playing point extraction when the swarm timer keeps increasing
PE is speedrun the mission
do the objectives, mine your minerals, and gtfo
For best results for getting all the red sugar, lick the pickaxe clean
What are you saying wacky, you don't like murdering aliens?
We have a leaf lover in our ranks 
???
When Glacial PE hits the 15 minute mark
So as it happens, we had a wee bit nitra leftover
yeah I sometimes think to myself ... what a wonderful ... time to get the h#$% outa this hole.
dont get me wrong nothing better than making bugs die like their mother did but man if it isnt golden bugs get outta there
If only we could kill the bugs mom
We're not wasting nitra, we're leaving supplies for KARL!
its not wasting it, its being i dont want to call one mid fight even tho we have 2 fully stocked ones already
what if Karl is just a dwarf who went off the grid and is leading a communist revolution under the surface of Hoxxes 4?
Nah
He was just a drunk
He forgot to take a leaf lovers to sober up before mission
Now he is stuck in hoxxes iv
Rescue Karl mission when?
the objective of the elitist dive
@naive nest forgot to commit heresy? Doubt it. Karl likely wasn't drunk enough.
He was TOO sober for that mission.
what if Karl is just a dwarf who went off the grid and is leading a communist revolution under the surface of Hoxxes 4?
@molten zinc this could be a good plottwist ngl
A good reason to drop a ton of pods would be O2 warning/golden bugs missions
Supply pods have O2 tanks in O2 warning missions.
imagine playing O2 missions
"The violence against elves has escalated"
ok good
good
a golden knob
Thatโs cursed
"Leave no dwarf behind!"
cant stand people leavin like 20% of a vein left!
Or just stab randomly at the vein and leave it with only a few holes
just throw c4 on it and mine it all at once
Driller spent all his c4 nuking scout
As is, shall be.
throw c4 to mine nitra to call ammo to restock to throw c4
you only have 4 c4. So when you use it all, remember to restock from all 4 ammo boxes!
use c4 to dig tunnels
stupid teammates never understand the warning beeps of the c4
It's time I contribute.
and got killed instantly
slimy and satisfying
Yeah, I've had that before

and

i had a game where the pod hit bet-c on the way down
I had the pod land on a bulk once.
Yeah, killed two of our team and left the other two with half health
another day at the office
I just remember everyone freaking the hell out over voice chat
so like half the team died right at the start?
deep rock galactic seriously needs to invest in some better equipment
seriously when can we get the drop pod to land beside us
get your tracking straight deep rock
I posted it in bug discussion after it happened but I'm not sure if it even counts as a bug. Imo the dwarves should be invincible until the pod doors open
Because can you imagine being a new player and having that happen?
yeah
deep rock, you might wanna start investing in some BLAST PROOF DOORS maybe
i figured if they're designed to fly through space they should be able to resist an explosion
Reminds me of another mission I was playing with randoms. It was point extraction, haz 4 and there was a massive swarm right out of the door. Two players get hit by the minehead, another gets surrounded and die and I get grabbed by a cave leech. Mission failed in about 30 seconds
When me and my friend first started playing we both got hit by the minehead on one mission
brooo just dodge
That's Karl'sใSTANDใ
So beautiful ๐คฉ
YOU FOOL
ใBROKEN CUBEใHAS NO WEAKNESSES

As much as some of us may like the meme, Im afraid it has dug its own hole and been overused here ๐
the smell of bad memes led me here
Hence why it has been sent to the shadowrealm
ye
@kindred kernel I think I was the gunner in that game, actually
bosco can u pls pick up that fossil on the wall i cant reach it oh no he has his airpods in
my only gripe with the game is that scouts don't do this when they fall from their grapple hooks
y e s
we need a defeat pose cosmetic slot the same way we have a victory pose cosmetic
defeat pose where you drop into a barrel head first
Win pose where you slide in T-posing, and vibrating menacinly
Perk that lets you summon boscoe for a short time when
engineer alternate for the turret is a swarm of mini boscos
imagine a similar thing to the drone replicator
"Cluster out! Save yourself!"
I CALL IT MY GRENADE-GRENADE
hitting a swarm of like 15 space spooders is so cathartic
Took a meme of my meme and made it even more of a meme. Have fun.
Me when i see a boolo cap
me when i see a machine event
"BIIIIIIIIISMOR!!!"
I just need to add a det pack to his apples.
So you have chosen death
blackout stout drunk elite deep dive pickaxe only
and no upgrades
a true slayer's challenge
That's how we lost Karl, or maybe he's still doing the run to this day.
he never left
that's his normal
he's been in there for years vampin bugs
keeping their attention so the rest of us may mine
Karl is still down there
he's been down there for longer than anyone can remember
he gave up his safe return to save his comrades, and now Karl wages a ceaseless war against the glyphids. and he's a one man army.
Like Doomguy in Doom 1 ending
it was one of the first dives into hoxxes
the goal? study the area, gather as many samples of everything as possible
the mission was relatively safe, BET-C units mostly patrolled the place, though they were still strapped to the teeth
but then, xynarch charge suckers.
they gorged on the BET-C units, causing them to go haywire and attack everything
and then the glyphids used the opportunity to attack
they had to call the escape pod as an emergency
the 4 dwarves ended up separated, and 2 made it into the pod
Karl and the last dwarf were separated from the pod by a cavern, and at the bottom was a horde of glyphids
he gave his life to save his comrade, fighting glyphids until he seemed to go down, allowing his fellow dwarf to escape
they had to leave, and presumed he was dead, and it wasn't like they could go out to check
the three defeated dwarves lifted off in the drop pod, back to the space rig
as they returned, the dwarves wept, for they believed their comrade had died on the mission
and then they saw a signal, that would then fade into nothing
he was still moving
oh god too wordy
iiii put waaaay too much into this and i feel like a complete idiot
more memes please
If you're gonna write fan fiction, stick it in a Google doc or something
i get way too wordy really fast
Karl has oldschool IW with no cooldown and vampire
i need to break the habit of "making relatively long writing in general in situations where relatively long writing is extremely ill advised"
You can solve that issue by posting each word as a separate message in quick succession for an auto dunce.
Had a small image to work with so hopefully it's not too hard to see
needs driller with a keyboard, engie with drums, and gunner with a mic
or reverse engie and gunner
either way
I was trying to think of how to add in some things that fit their poses
But the driller doesn't have visable hands
Might look at more images for ideas
MC would be the at the bass 
Bruh I made pixel art of this ages ago but engineer was on keyboard, driller on drums, and gunner swinging from the ceiling attached to a rope while singing
Oh and the rope had snapped
Only problem was that the dwarves are too skinny
me too, mission control, me too..........
""""accidentally""""

finally
Wait until they learn they also have to put them all in the pod ๐
You need at least 1 dwarf in it
you know what im doing now?
barrels oddly enough looks good in the seats of the drop pod
yeaaah... They oddly look like they can fit
time well spent id say
Theres an achievement for getting every single barrel in the pod
And get one in each seat
So apparently there's no achievement for spending a whole game in the dark
no headlight, no flares
frick me
you tried it huh?
Hidden Achievements gang
no headlamp, no flares, full drunk max haz elite deep dive solo
ild love to see that
yes i tried
and it was horrible
i picked an easy mission, 4 eggs only with the only light of molly and my neon band guns x)
You need at least 1 dwarf in it
I did ||time well spent|| solo
time well spent is the one with the drop pod?
i did it solo too
took me 3 tries, because when you glitch a bit with the barrels, it sends the drop pod down immediatly
oh
slit helment stays on during sex
of course I'd be offended if you took it of
ebo๐ฅ
Lmao
they ainโt coming home
When you join a match and the swarm music starts playing before you even choose your class.
I always try to get as much morkite as possible, no matter whether we actually need it.
V
Rock or Stone? Vote below
i feel bad now
i should stop killing em
It's relatively new, introduced with update 28 or 29
If you pet them as they die, their ghostly purr echoes through the caves, an eternal reminder of the sins you've committed.
This also renders it practically inedible to most Hoxxes wildlife, which in turn leaves it perfectly harmless, and generally of a warm disposition towards most creatures that would approach it.
IT SEES YOU AS A FRIEND FIRST
you can ride on em too
Why doesn't deep rock domesticate them and use them to graze on the planet and gather gold?
yeah but you can get the gold and nitra from petting them
so there's probably some specific way to do it
The reason Macterra Grabbers have eyes like Loot Bugs is because that's what their adolescent form looks like.
They're trying ti hug the Dwarves.
You can get minerals by petting?
yeah there's a chance you can get minerals from petting loot bugs
so there's probably a certain way to pet them to get the minerals
grows more depressed


My rock or stone post was deleted ๐ฆ
I got the chastity helmet for driller
I wonder if I can spell curse words and not get banned, but I'll write a hint just in case
I got muted and unmuted?
Eh?

Alright Ill keep the word a secret 0-0
Hehe, poor greenbeard said he needed to sober up before the mission
He was new enough I figured he might not have blackouts, so I bought him a round
He said that yup, he was gonna buy a leaf lover's
Another soul saved, brothers! ๐
i am proud that you saved that greenbeard form that awful evil
There is only one way to get sober, and thats blackout. You did well
Also ebo nut haha
the drop pod needs a hanging scent thingy next to the dice
one of those scented trees
petrichor perfume!
Fixed
I hate macteras
me to
macs are whatever, menaces suck
Agreed
Unknown Horror Menace.
Imagine a flying menace
That'd actually be more enjoyable to.fight, provided they don't bury themselves.
Or hanging spitballers
You wish to eat C4?
I think they do
i wish i could eat c4.... so i could have a deadman switch whEN THE BUGS GET TO ME
How See You in Hell Actually Works
Nah, it's just the Bean Casserole from the canteen...
oh thats a bomb for sure 
Anyone got the chad gunner meme
Found the voice actor for the cave leech
Baby opossums in the same litter can have very different personalities - some may be calm and curious when handled while others may freeze or play dead. This litter was old enough when they were orphaned that some of them were suspicious of humans - and these two have always ...

In operation Full Shaft, you need to bring the Gunk Seeds to the Mine Head 
The last thing that you see a driller cause.
I couldn't stop thinking about this in my head, so I had to put it on a meme.
Itโs fun to use RJ250 and yeet people off cliffs 
[OC] sound didnt record but i made do
Its like an avil dropping on someones head in a cartoon
Except its a lot more graphic
MFW when someone just rushes out of the pod to start the mission
I also them before we even drop
I slap them all the way down
I dont even open the game. I just play with real dice
You're cute! And you're dead!
the virgin loot bug and the chad steeve who will win ?
the thad maggot
watch the moving turd!
old cave leach model
^^^
Card Board Galactic 
now I want to play Iron Kingdoms tabletop rpg
in true drg fashion, it's own ruleset built from the ground up
or would that be from the ground..down?
Anyone have that video of the dwarves carrying around that coffin meme?
boop
i love how the dwarfs say qronrar like corona
its a very big virus specimen that evolved into the worlds largest rolly polly
I came
Me: I hope they improve biome versatility
Ghost ship:
it looks like an otamatone
Mineshaft
thats exactly how i feel about sandblast
Sand blast is like... the third worst map. Or second worst.
meanwhile i'm over here like thank god the environment isn't on fire, or frozen, or constantly spewing toxic gas
best environment is abyss bar.
nothing can go wrong ever
What do you mean? sand blast is the best, you can drill without drills
And that's exactly the problem
sandzone is ez
I'm a driller, sandblast makes me irrelevant!
Magma core is the worse
The best part of that screenshot is the mission name is โlucky holeโ 
Magma core should passively give more exp
there have been times where an exploder goes up in magmoor caverns and I'm just like jeeeezusssss because it's a literal hellscape
Classic but hey,
i actually prefer magmazone over the ice caves
less lethal? sure. but icecap is just so annoying
not to mention all the free lighting in lavaland
and the firespouts hurtin bugs
every time i go to the crystal caverns the crystal formations weave a 220 story hellscape where someone manages to crawl to the ceiling to grab a fossil or something, and then fall, threading the needle between literally every crystal formation before hitting the floor on the other side of the map and dying
Oh yea
on the harder difficulty they are EVERYWHERE
I don't know what this is but....NITRA!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ__iZwhptc
ใงใใใใใฃใ๏ฝใงใใ๏ฝใงใใ๏ฝ
Nah, Chungus Bogs is worse than Magma. The ground is covered in boogers and has warts that constantly fart nasty gas at you, plus vines that make it so you can't see anything
dense biozone is honestly really unfriendly terrain if you aren't scout
the way everything is scalloped and you can't easily move between zones
we got ziplines to kinda fix that, but yeah biozone is not easy to traverse
Wait. That's illegal.
Ziplines are in fairly short supply, but yea they do alleviate it to some extent.
Especially lately, the concept of having a drop-rope or something that lets you climb vertically feels like it'd be nearly as useful if not moreso
A drop-rope sounds great but wont the game become a bit to easy with it in the game
shrug doesn't seem like it'd do anything but offer more variety to movement options. could have it be a stand-in sorta thing so you give up one capability in exchange for better verticality
scouts already have that for themselves, why not offer a similar (if somewhat less dynamic) possibility for the rest of the team in exchange for something else
true
or make it an overclock-style thing for the zipline
and if they add somthing like it i think the devs can make it balanced
idk the vertical movement options should be carefully treaded upon, remember the double jump perk?
I feel like the double jump was an issue because there was no resource cost and everyone had it, effectively making the Scout less required overall.
having the scout doesn't fix that issue though, it just makes anyone who isn't scout have a harder time.
The traversal of the caves is supposed to be an obstacle itself, each of the different classes have different ways of overcoming this obstacle
Double jump just made it to where the movement options provided to each class weren't utilized
Where are the Memes?
The memes didn't get deposited before extraction.
True to their name
The memes didn't get deposited before extraction.
this is pinworthy, methinks
So that means the memes are aquarq-sized then, as smaller minerals are still counted on extraction these days
Fascinating
That DOES explain all the aquar jenga
When your doing a solo run and the praetorian across the room decides to exist
we need this as an emoji
Possibly buff the angle on the Zipline? Since you only have a very few of them, there's not much justification for how limited their use is.
Honestly, out of all the traversal options, Ziplines are the least versatile, arguably the least useful.
@cobalt karma wrong channel, you want #suggestions
@distant ember Was just chiming in on the conversation that was had earlier.
when your setting up a nice screenshot of a gold-pile but the game is tired of your 9fps
oh and the worst part is it happened a 2nd time but when i returned the entire screen except for the hud was black, and dying didnt fix it so I had to giv up the gold pile
I still hate that it happened, I missed out on the entire thing because it essentially killed my run the 2nd time

holy crap you tp'd into valhalla
I gathered so much gold, that karl granted me access to valhalla, but the bounds of mortality soon brought me back
how dare you accuse me of being that type of gunner to teamkill with clusters! im much more tasteful with teamkilling using incendiary grenades! if i get lucky i can blame it on the driller, everyone expects it to be him anyway!
the scout having to revive you for the 3rd time because you killed yourself with clusters
@lyric olive yoo
yes hi
From Reddit
Danger?
Sounds like FUN!
That one guy: Pushes the drop pod button as soon as the primary objective is completed
Me who just dug up a Jadiz:
Jaediz
What?
When a dude calls the drop pod as mission control announces a swarm and half the team is dead
Ever scanned a Jadiz it has a hard A
Imagine finding the love of your life, and they pronounce it Jahdiz 
.
Every day
all day
Yever just get Force Punched by a detonator? Like, you think you're at a safe distance, and whoomp you're down.
Friend: So anyway, that's why I think the prequels are better-
My Phone: Huuli Hoarder noises
Me: Hang on a sec, I gotta take this.
Friend: ๐ค
Me: Hell yeah, brother, Rock and Stone!
Where would I find the Huuli Hoarder sound?
You can probably get it off the wiki id bet
One C4 to rule them all...
I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO RECOGNISED THE HOARDER SOUND
reupload cause i love to post this beaty
Bad rng in a nutshell
dred๐ฅ
"Suddenly, Dreadnoughts!"
Remnants of Karlโs DNA
If you didnโt know already, if you can see embers appear around the bulk, thatโs the area of effect.
But I donโt know what lag or other shenanigans will do to change that
mmmmmm tasty gunk seed.... squishy on the outside, crunch on the inside.....
good ole s q u i n c h n c r o n c h
squinch and cronch, brother!
Goes good dipped in the blood of the bugs
what if instant beer we can eat some food
yes
we always drink beer but never enable eat food
dwarf food when?
Glyph & Chips
eating glyphid meat and meal what could be best
but be careful when you eat a spicy meat of a bulk
it will be..explosive.
So like in Monster Hunter, we light a fire and start grilling them mid mission?
Minigame between deep dive drops!
Thatโs what happens when dwarves skimp out on sandwich space for more ammo
"What the hell did you just say about me, you little leaflover?!"
Get a load of these [REDACTED]
i hated it more than everyone else would and that's definitely because i didn't want a swarm of driller mains with satchel charges at my house with a warrant to rock and stone
one of them being me
BOLL
At last........UNKAR'S BALLS
who's gonna say it first
some whalepiper
say what first ?
I'm gonna say it!
do it
N U- user has been banned
i have no idea why i made this but this image now exists and you can now suffer because of it
I will not suffer but chuckle
i think i like
started with idea
got sidetracked halfway
and finished it with 5% of the effort

BUSTED!!!!
i mean-
i made the mistake of looking for this on r34 too
i was curious
and it was a bad idea
apparently dwarves don't empty just their bags in molly
I didn't even look it up and got blasted cause steam is a lawless place
Almost 30 seconds of slapping Unkarr's Balls gunk seed.
i mean it depends on which bags you're talking about
Do you think Karl stays on Hoxxes because he fears us?
they knew exactly what they were doing when they added gunk seeds
THEY HAVE HAIR ON THEM
"Crude humor"
They used to be flesh colored too.
sigh
GSG know who their playerbase is
Inded; middleaged perverts.

thankyou for that screenshot now I can fullfil my shitpost idea
you can slap the balls
Inded; middleaged perverts.
More like
Men of all ages 
HAMON
GUNK SEED VOLLEY
GUNKDRIVE
YES YOU SAID IT
GUNK SEED OVERDRIVE
YOU GOT IT
Gunkwagon
steevewagon
"i bought gunk seeds. Will you boys let me by?"
;)
DRG-MEGA!
serect your dorf!
best waifu is now a bug
finally drg-meme got true purpose
lmao
๐

I saw a video of someone who replaced the IFG activation sounds with za warudo.
Kakoyin rerorerorero, but it's red sugar instead of cherry.
extra red sugar around the rim, please
Phantom Bug
Mining Tendency
Morkite Crusaders
Aquarq is Unbreakable
Golden Vein
uhhh
someone continue
Enor pearl run
More like
Men of all ages
@queen dragon How do you do fellow men?
Now, that's a Gold Rush mission !
||Actually done with a *10 Pots-o-Gold, on a private game (beers trigger twice)||
Enor Chariot
i think that's a world record
it hurts my soul to see the unpromoted dwarfs...
Am not woman
Therefore cant make generalized assumptions for them @static oasis
DRG: Adds a new feature Everyone: haha shitpost format go brrrrr
Also
Cats can talk on Hoxxes?
Howd you get so much GOLD???
Golden wind intensifies
wait we're forgetting a name for part 8
We had a big Crassus Detonator
WE NEED A NAME FOR PART 8
But holy
@prisma ether rock and stone ocean
And we had a triple distilled pots-o-gold too
Pots of gold, goldrush, and a crassus often nets you like, what, upwards of 20,000 average, what planets had to align for you to net HALF A MILLION??
no that's part 6
JoJolion?
yeah we gotta think of a name for that
Maybe two Crassus and an extra long mission?
Not even Close, we had a bulk destroying about 30% of the Crassus gold
What you need is called hax.
What we actually use
no, this is peak dwarf https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560386382170947594/722050744928436254/speen.gif
no beard, uses goggles to protect eyes, pale af
The spinning flogger technique is legendary amongst dwarven berserkers for its effectiveness in close quarters combat, a single dwarf can clear a whole regular sized tavern in 2 pints regardless of the number of occupants
if you give him spiked boots then he drills into the ground
Now, that's a Gold Rush mission !
||Actually done with a *10 Pots-o-Gold, on a private game (beers trigger twice)||
@dawn jackal
no way that's not a hacked mission
i dare someone to actually draw steevewagon
is there a meme for that feel when you just finish an event and put a core in only to have the power go out for 5 seconds before you select anything?
a dwarf version of FeelsBadMan
i think i found a bug
and killed it by the looks of it
question
no
wait that doesn't make any sense what
thought the dreadnought didn't count for a sec there
the issue is that i got the achievement after killing only one dreadnought
Yea, I got the multi-dread cheevo for killing a single dread in a solo deep dive
Eh. More like buff the gunner tbh
Id say both
I got that achievement after killing two, each of which were quick kills. I think it might trigger after 2 separate 30-sec kills rather than 2 kills at roughly the same time.
I've had a helmet, a crate, a machine, and a huuli hoarder all in the same mission. christmas came early
@coarse shard
wait i don't have a webcam how did you get my face
How do you have x10 pots of gold?
that has to be a hack
oh, yeah, he said the secret ingredient is crime
because hacking in a pve game makes you super cool
Well how else is everyone gonna know they have The Big Peen โข๏ธ
If given the chance I would still pimp slap the energy drink out of a hacker pve or not
I had a hacker gunner popping infinite shield boosts awhile back. Then a bulk spawned in front of him in a tunnel and pimped-smacked his ass. I wasn't even mad we wiped
Bulks care not for any protection.
Bulk detonator don't care, bulk detonator takes what it wants
Bulk Detonator covered in C4s.
I had a hacker that could put down infinite C4, too bad the C4 didnโt actually do any damage beyond the first one
"deep rock seriously needs to invest in some better equipment"
youd think clogging those holes with the paltform gun would work
Dwarf Dwarf Dwarf
Dwarves, Dwarves, Dwarves
(reposted picture) what if you, wanted too complete an elite deep dive, But Karl said..
@dusky bough does not work one day i tried it don't work also for the frozen wind in ice cave
the wind and frozen wind pass throught the platform thing
Theyโre plascrete foam yeah, so theyโd be designed to be super light and porous, and if you have the mk II version, squishy/soft too
Oh no . .
Looks like itโs time for a C-section
so it's where gunner was born
Or the gunner is a woman? Dwarves donโt have sexual dimorphism in most fantasy settings
Good lord.
Ow
Fractured but-whole
Also, what if in this game dwarves don't have genders nor sexes โ you're just a dwarf, and they reproduce by drinking special beer that management doesn't sell so as not to give their employees parental leaves
You dummy!
When a mommy planet and a daddy cave love each other very much...
Dwarfs spring up from holes in the ground, fully grown
1-4 industrious dwarves drill down from orbit to exploit them for resources?
Dwarves aren't born. They are mined and extracted from the ore
I'm just gonna post this because it really was a meme.
Hazard 3, point extraction in salt pits, double xp.
One of our dwarves got glitched by dying on a zipline and couldn't be revived. He left and rejoined and spawned in the wall, dead. We had a dreadnought spawning before he joined, and then a swarm with 3 wardens and a bulk detonator. We couldn't even kill the dreadnough
brutha
Hazard 5 RNG vs Hazard 3 RNG
what a mood, as I get three bulks in a row in haz 2
Yeah, Hazard 3 has been upped A LOT
were stats changed? it DOES feel like more mobs are hitting harder than i remember
Sounds like someone hasn't been properly doing their morning prayers to RNGesus.
No notes of changes
Might be just bad luck
Also some monsters scale differently depending on haz iirc
There are different types of factors
But Hazard level and player count is what generally matters the most
try n guess what OC is on that pink stick right now
https://sun1-28.userapi.com/OKv3YI8mi1Guhj7YG2MQz2qq2HGfE8HWvYyjGw/eKbwy5PwZfc.jpg
i swear i had 3 waves overlap on me one time
Ah yes. The point extraction welcoming comity.
even got the Mactera in there, very nice
when you have 5 or 6 teammates instead of 4
none can stand before us!
i found this. no idea if this was posted here
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/639666728993030160/722373199836479518/f7b7228.jpg
here? maybe not. On reddit? constantly. its free karma.
Its missing timer 0:19
Molly escort mode mission when
Yes
And of course the mission takes place in vertical tunnel
You gotta escort her to Hoxxes surface
Only gunner allowed
you know its a great update when you find this
when u sit down
lol
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
mario over here
Dear pesky plumbers...
new shitpost unlocked
emphasis on the shit part
made the menace more menacing
now with 4 times the effort of the last shitpost

But @prisma ether, what would "unknown horror"'s localised name be?
hmmm
Anonymous Apprehension
it's perfect for a driller
cause it can dig into walls, it could make big explosions if it could be killed cause it's a bulk detonator and it kills teammates
@prisma ether https://i.redd.it/gqsxbvp9z4k41.png
I got bored and made this
uh oh spaghettios
me and the boys exiting the drop pod
POV: Mactera getting Axed
accurate
When the entire team berserkers and melees a dreadnought to death
is there a perk for beserkers? i cant find it
You mean the one called Berzerker?
Payday: Space Dorf Edition
payday: the mine
This won't be the most strange collaboration Overkill have done
looks at H3H3 pack
This armor looks really nice with black skin
Awaken my tricksters!
mission impossible
that would be even better if the mission selected was an egg hunt
the mission that's a straight up heist
actually that could be a fun way of playing egg hunt missions
complete as fast as possible
kill as few enemies as possible
full scout
that could be pretty fun
what's the combination of armors and stuff-? I wanna try it
Seems like the MKI + Dark Future
Either dark future or black crag
Spiky Neurotic could work too
Absolutely
wait-
i never thought of mixing mk armors and the dark future skins
i have much more to learn
Hmm....
I had a mission last night called "Darkest Contract" and i forgot to screenshot it
there is no stock
NNNNNOOOOOOOO cries in Scout
yeah i saw the similaritys when i saw the megacorp boomstick
bunker Dwarf Fortress
Wait that makes sense
I like how little effort was put into the driller face
thanks
inb4 DRG mods for Dwarf Fortress


