He thinks that it's delicious, and that you "can use your own body to produce the ingredient, of which can be made into many drinks of varying tastes"
#drg-memes-no-talk
crude thistle
distant ember
I am just curious if it's science driven or fetish driven
ionic isle
I did it again
low topaz
THE CUUUUUUUUUUUBE
fair dock
how it feels when scout doesn't light up the cave
distant ember
I play without flashlight cuz game looks 250% better this way
fair dock
reference to
distant ember
low topaz
Fantom pickaxe ? Or Fantom dwarf?
supple wyvern
Phaaantom
hardy saddle
man these haunted cave modifiers are weird
slow falcon
I wish we'd get a properly haunted cave. Like Dead Space: DRG edition
sudden shuttle
"What did you say? Another bulk variation? Here ya go :)"
low topaz
might trigger many people but meh.
sudden shuttle
dank
hardy saddle
low topaz
Meme template here
orchid fossil
That is cursed
forest nova
C4 em brudah, dey do not no da wei
low topaz
Meme template here
"What did you say? Another bulk variation? Here ya go :)"
Don't trigger me to make a meme 50 shades of bulks UwU
dry trout
sudden shuttle
lmao
trail sentinel
low topaz
I regret nothiiiiiiiing !
orchid fossil
He has died of dysentery
low topaz
Here you go, not 50 cuz am lazy, but you got your shades. (and lines since I'm really lazy to do it properly, because of management sending security dwarfs to my room to make me stop shitposting)
mild glade
orchid fossil
long live
low topaz
Extended version due to demand.
Management did sent to me security dwarves to my room due to too much shitposting so off to Elite Deep Dive solo RIP.
Note to self : Do another memeing but by replacing the pufferfish vibe check by a loot bug.
plain eagle
I am just curious if it's science driven or fetish driven
@distant ember porque no los dos?
distant ember
look at this
orchid fossil
they are trying to evolve
long dust
inb4 lootbulg detonator
gleaming lodge
hey a giant lootbug would be funny to meet
distant ember
loot bug has ability "M2 + M1"
Well, would you look how the turns tabled
Im not killing loot bugs btw, they are cute little fat maggots
lime forum
Loot bugs are CUTE
Popping them is something you need to be TOO greedy to do.
Well, save for the gold ones.
distant ember
I am here to do my goddamn job
not kill innocent stuff
if it ain't tryna kill me then I ain't gonna try to kill it too
gamer
that's an undertale moment
soft valley
meanwhile on today's bad meme of the month
distant ember
do be gamer like
you need to check your steeve
usually steeve shouldn't go brr
good meme
soft valley
my steeve goes brr, is that not normal
orchid fossil
if you use "it's a bug thing", it's technically the perk that kills them, not you
fringe pier
karl once tamed a bulk
distant ember
fringe pier
ah yes the incredible dwarfs
rain notch
It was the gun's bullet that killed that innocent loot bug not me
orchid fossil
The perk just makes you too smelly for them
formal basin
crassius detonator is just a lootbug that grew up
orchid fossil
Be careful who you make fun of in high school
inner python
quasi yacht
lootbug party
hot oriole
Imagine having "It's a bug thing"
balmy shore
distant ember
indigo cedar
"c4 is c4" "so what if it downs my entire team, that one glyphid had it coming"
willow pawn
her teeth have to be ruined
tame pivot
indigo cedar
Loot bug look out, there's a "it's a bug thing" dwarf behind you! Oh no, he can't hear us, he has Bittergem Pods in!
quasi yacht
not funny didnt rock n stone
indigo cedar
guess I'll mine
distant ember
i laughin
loud nebula
I 
white goblet
sudden shuttle
scarlet elbow
haughty timber
rain notch
Clover leaf lover
native birch
isnt double leaf lover a double negative
gleaming lodge
they say you turn into a leaf lover if you drink enough of those
native birch
im more of a blackout kind of guy
gleaming lodge
I'm fond of flintlockes myself, a blackout after is always great though
pearl matrix
If there were female dwarves they would always drink the blackreach blonde
rain notch
Yeah never get a leaf lover just a blackout
normal gazelle
If you mixed a leaf lover into the blackout stout, would it prevent you from passing out?
orchid fossil
doesn't matter, you'll be murdered for sacrilege
normal gazelle
Nobody needs to know. It'll just make you look good if you're still standing
orchid fossil
oh, no no no, they'll know, no one can take a blackout stout and stay standing
gleaming lodge
except karl
normal gazelle
Karl could
orchid fossil
That's why I said can
orchid fossil
Karl can not be learned
he was great because he was
not from what he learned
and anyone of the Karl bloodline would be known already
ancient grotto
just like Rey
orchid fossil
Karl was not that low
ornate breach
Face it, you are a beard baby.
orchid fossil
ARE YOU QUESTIONING OUR HERO??????!!!!!
You are no true dwarf if you don't respect the legacy of the legend
normal gazelle
He got drunk and got lost on an expedition because of it. Thats no legend
Thats an idiot
orchid fossil
May your beard never reach the bottom of your neck, and your mug never be above quarter full
normal gazelle
It will always be three quarters empty because Karl took most of the beer with him
Also, my flamethrower keeps burning my beard off sooo...
orchid fossil
it's because Lloyd knows your a heretic
and a driller who can't keep his beard is no driller at all
just some fool with big spinning metal cones
normal gazelle
Well at least I don't look like an elf with all of my long and braided hair
orchid fossil
I don't know who you're attacking, because I don't even have any of those
boreal coyote
If you dont have a beard are you even a dwarf?
normal gazelle
You don't have a beard?
orchid fossil
if you don't have a beard you are cozy job guy
normal gazelle
I'm attacking everyone who worships the false God Karl
normal gazelle
He basically killed himself. He was a fool
boreal coyote
???
orchid fossil
he sacrificed himself for us
normal gazelle
Sacrificed? More like wandered off and got eaten while drunk
boreal coyote
I dont think thats how that went
orchid fossil
he brought up more minerals in a single day than you'll ever bring up in your short-lived career
normal gazelle
His feats are greatly.... exaggerated... I'm sure. Know one dwarf can do what the stories say he did
orchid fossil
definitely not you
boreal coyote
Karl
normal gazelle
Definitely not any of us. Not even the 'great' Karl
orchid fossil
you weren't there
normal gazelle
If Karl is as great as they say, wouldn't he be back?
orchid fossil
That's what all of you elf-huggers say
you don't understand what "sacrifice" means
normal gazelle
Elf huggers? Not me.
Let's face it. Karl's career was winding down, he needed something outrageous to get himself back to his former fame and glory, hence why he did something stupid and got himself killed
orchid fossil
you were the one who first started using Karl's greatness as an excuse to mix brews, you've been contradicting yourself this whole time
normal gazelle
nervous sweating Contradicting myself? Uhhhh no.....
I never said he was great
I just said use the illusion of his greatness to blend the two brews
orchid fossil
you clearly did not mention using it as an illusion
I don't think you're keen on what exactly you believe in here
normal gazelle
Besides, you have to be pretty tough to down a leaf lover without throwing it up
chrome flame
your flaw is believing karl died he isn't dead he stayed on hoxxes of his free will and is still down there fighting
normal gazelle
How do we know that? How do we know Karl is even real? What if management made him up so we can try to become Karl?
orchid fossil
you think we'd believe in a legend told by management?
normal gazelle
How many of us have ever even seen Karl?
orchid fossil
no one who's living has, his story has lasted centuries
normal gazelle
We've been on Hoxxes for centuries?
orchid fossil
prove we haven't
normal gazelle
How many blackout stouts have you been drinking?
Prove we have
Prove Karl is real
chrome flame
it takes atleast 90 years for the amount of rust that is acumulated on some of the salvage mission stuff
normal gazelle
Ah, but its Hoxxes we're talking about
We're on a planet where the ice caps are underground
Rust could form very quickly
chrome flame
in biomes of ice and extreme the rust formation would be slower in the fungus bogs is could be quick but in the icecaps and desert it could take ten times that
orchid fossil
Hoxxes might have a bs geological structure and environmental sustainability, but it can't go against basic chemistry
normal gazelle
It can defy physics, I mean there are parts where the gravity is lower
Also, if Karl's story has been around centuries, how do we know its true?
chrome flame
accualy gravity fluctuations are common on earths moon its just a change in density
orchid fossil
have you ever heard of tradition or legacy?
you weren't in WWI, but it sure as hell happened
chrome flame
gravity is just a factor of mass atracting more mass if there is near equal mass on all sides of you gravity will be basicly none
so if you have a super dense spot of ore gravity will be stronger with it
and inverted if you are between it and the normal gravity
normal gazelle
So earth has moon like gravity in certain cave areas?
orchid fossil
it could
chrome flame
technicly yes if you go dep enough
orchid fossil
under perfect circumstances
chrome flame
if you get enough mass above you to ratio out it would be reduced gravity
normal gazelle
Like if the core wasn't there and you were at the center just floating?
chrome flame
perfeclty in the center yes but near the edges it would be almost inverted
the effect of gravity diminishes with distance
normal gazelle
Still can't explain to me Karl's super natural abilities. If he is even real
dry trout
Karl is the core
orchid fossil
who said he's supernatural
dry trout
That's why we dig deep
orchid fossil
he did it the right way
chrome flame
i mean theres been stranger abilitys on earth will power is somthing to be feared
orchid fossil
it really is, just look at Ripley's Believe it or Not
Plus, he's a dwarf, not a human
so human characteristics and norms don't apply
normal gazelle
Karl is just a fairy tale
orchid fossil
your face is just a fairy tale
chrome flame
people don't salute to a fairy tale abd every legend has some fact behind it
normal gazelle
How can any dwarf drink a blackout stout and still stand?
chrome flame
liver tolerance
orchid fossil
drink a second
then you'll be down after two
easy
also you are a frickin' dwarf so you can't say they're not real
and it's not fairy tales it's myth
junior folio
normal gazelle
I can totally say they're fairy tales. Even dwarves have some
orchid fossil
fairy tales are for babies and simple-minded children like yourself
normal gazelle
Take Karl for example. If not a fairy tale, then a ridiculous religion
Religion for greenbeards such as yourself
orchid fossil
he can't be a fairy tale 'cause no fairy tales are real
chrome flame
every religion has somthing real that started it
orchid fossil
that's the purpose of them
orchid fossil
Karl ain't a bedtime story
distant ember
you are calling others greenbeard when your name is green 🤔
normal gazelle
cough cough
Don't know what yer talkin' about
Karl is a bedtime story management tells us
orchid fossil
management tells you bedtime stories? I guess you've been told everyone gets them so they don't hurt your, precious feelings
normal gazelle
Dwarves don't have feelings. Only beards
orchid fossil
we love beer
normal gazelle
Thats an exception
orchid fossil
case closed
chrome flame
dont forget gold
normal gazelle
Ehhh
orchid fossil
and rock and stone
normal gazelle
Red sugar is better
orchid fossil
red sugar doesn't pay the rent
and, I doubt you've ever been promoted, but we have a helluva lot of fees we pay the company
normal gazelle
Been with the company since 2018, have every dwarf promoted. There comes a point when you just want that sweet red sugar
And beer
Lots of it
Mmmmmmmmmm.... beeeeeeeeeer.....
orchid fossil
red sugar doesn't pay for beer
normal gazelle
No it doesn't. But I've already made enough for the time being
orchid fossil
considering red rock blaster, red sugar costs you
normal gazelle
So worth it
orchid fossil
you can't make beer, Lloyd does and you can't keep stock
normal gazelle
Give him some barely bulbs, or some malt stars with starch nuts and get yourself a mactera brew
orchid fossil
and how can you ever have "enough" beer?
normal gazelle
Never said enough beer. Meant gold for the time being
normal gazelle
Yeah we are
How do you explain our epic beer?
How else do we keep out beards so majestic
chrome flame
alchemy is science not magic
orchid fossil
skill? refined recipies that took yeeeeears to perfect?
a decent barber?
Alchemy is the combination of science and magic
chrome flame
kinda but not realy
orchid fossil
That's how I've known it
chrome flame
alchemy was mideval erra scientists trying to figure out cold fusion to combine two lead atoms in to one gold atom
normal gazelle
Right, but we're in a universe with dwarves, (presumably elves), and humans. Of course there is magic. Magic is every dwarves beard
orchid fossil
there is magic, but dwarves don't have it
I don't know how to make that any simpler
The special "abilities" of dwarves comes from insane skill
uh oh
trail sentinel
Guys, you're in the memes channel. Take it to #non-drg-chat
sudden shuttle
about time
distant ember
orchid fossil
don't question
orchid fossil
distant ember
mods watching
orchid fossil
manic lark
Idk who made this but I commend them
wanton fog
Heads up team you got a pack of angry praetorians heading your way
orchid fossil
oppressors end up spawning too because MC is a liar
I cropped my image to have more focus on it as a face for future use
Now I want a monster in the game that has spotlight eyes
dark prawn
@orchid fossil https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560386382170947594/676600633502990376/conspiracyblownwideopen.jpg
normal gazelle
Or something similar to Siren head. Like a glyphs siren head
Like something like a machine event where the charge suckers are controlling a giant walking machine with a siren for a head
dark prawn
also, this beautiful meme deserves to be shown again. Since people like making spongebob memes. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560386382170947594/655202299748024320/unknown.png
placid kraken
every dwarf after activating iron will:
fierce matrix
Dwarves may not be as famous for their magic as elves, but dwarven sorcerers are still nothing to sneeze at
fringe pier
control : YOU GOT ALOT OF BIG MEN I MEAN BULKS HEADING YOUR WAY TEAM!
brisk elbow
Hello me ol' chum
dark prawn
elfin mural
Nice
deep eagle
@indigo cedar, what was the old Iron Will like?
indigo cedar
If I remember correctly, it had inifinite uses with I think 40 second cooldown
chrome flame
and it worked with vampire/red sugar (idk if it dose anymore)
deep eagle
@indigo cedar, so basically, you became a Perpetual in 40k when Equipped.
loud nebula
Ya
normal gazelle
You didn't have to activate old iron will either, it was passive
wraith burrow
Meaning you'd go into it the second you hit zero hp, and knew you had up to 9 seconds to get somewhere safe (to be picked up) or revive a teammate. The little downside is that you were a little slower, couldn't sprint, and didn't do extra damage. It "ruined" the perk system, because it was basically essential to run in high hazards.
deep eagle
There was no second active Perk, or did you have to choose Perks for all slots?
All of them being Passive
fringe tusk
I think you had five perk slots, and they weren't split in any way. You could have any combination you wanted.
gaunt sundial
There was no such thing as an active perk
They were all passives
Berserker used to be damage on hit based on missing health for pickaxe only
Vampire was bugged and not only gave +5 health but also had berserker passive on top
Vampire berseker was a good meme
rocky prairie
the rng I got in my last mission
forest nova
so nat1
scenic musk
nat fuck
indigo cobalt
sry if it was done before. also don't have the accessories to craft a truly truly outrageous dwarf, yet
wanton fog
Saw this as a rust thing and I was like eh I have no life why not
static oasis
Rocky, Pete, Lorenzo, Roberto
real minnow
fringe tusk
Engineer: haha fatboy go brrr on the geiger counter
gilded pecan
unreal plaza
@thorn lake
distant ember
the horror...!
real minnow
"You wouldn't download a meme."
crude thistle
I just sent that
"name every stone" meme
On another server
They listed every elemental upgrade stone in Pokemon
They dwarf enough?
Also
What are our thoughts on
Halflings
They leaf lovers or brothers?
dry trout
basically gnomes but more hungry
rain notch
Gnomes but more sneaky
wicked tendon
feels dwarf enough to me
gilded pecan
@sudden shuttle you wouldn't understand until one you've created goes viral and someone else takes recognition. It's also a nice talking point if you ever see it shared and be like hey I made that.
next kayak
lapis tinsel
rain notch
The only thing worse is seeing someone else cover up your watermark with their own
unreal plaza
imagine watermarking memes
@sudden shuttle
If you're talking about the "- E X T R E M E D O L P H I N", it's part of the joke.
rain notch
Na the meme before it
clever latch
Don't mind me just stealing this meme
naive nest
Brotha you don’t need to steal
All memes are ours
For rock and stone
distant ember
Just like ore in a cave it's not stealing if its just laying there 
naive nest
Well it is claimed by the company
So it really isn’t stealing if you work for the company
quasi yacht
we all work for the same company remember?
naive nest
Yes
mild prairie
fluid jasper
dry trout
he S C R E A M
gaunt sundial
Drop pod as it drills through magma core*
low topaz
That moment when your heart stops because a bulk detonator spawn right at the evac pod.
I regret to not have recorded it
exotic gulch
Who knew that lag can make you hold your guns "doom style"
lyric dust
Bug = feature
clever latch
often yes
exotic gulch
I wish I could of messed around with it more before timing out
distant ember
Next up: horizontal aim only
gleaming lodge
i hate it
valid stream
Doom gun doom gun
hollow cloud
How? How did it happen?
Bug = feature
@lyric dust Now we just need to add a small picture with a dwarf, whos BEARD holds a gun
winged canopy
quasi yacht
i dont get it
winged canopy
I know
crystal sundial
I don't get it either
but I went ahead and gave it its first like, deserves it for being DRG material.
winged canopy
it's literally just me getting beat up to dumb music
there's nothing there to get
thanks for the like though
cobalt violet
My bosco life alert meme is at 705 upvotes on reddit. I hope Karl would be proud.
naive turret
https://i.redd.it/27ft7s7x5ys41.jpg has this been here
signal shard
i want...
nay
i NEED that centralized weapon position ingame
errant inlet
Ults when? Hit Q and your beard holds a gun in the central position. It's the perfect tactic.
chrome flame
nah you pull a second gun out of your beard and lay down the law
tender canyon
Gunner Dual Wields Minigun and Autocannon for MAXIMUM DAKKA
ornate breach
ornate breach
*dual
zinc depot
i think he intends to duel with them
deep crater
naive nest
That dwarf is a bloody bug in disguise as a dwarf
everyone knows dearfs only drink beer
Or any alcoholic drink
ornate breach
When you spend too much time in radioactive exclusion zone.
sudden maple
vagrant elk
candid frost
f
round hound
they just wanna a hug
forest nova
cryo nade where
naive turret
super grabber monstrosity
hollow cloud
Shoot a grenade launcher at them!
slow falcon
unintelligible gargling noises
long dust
tall juniper
someone give chief a beard
fierce cobalt
yoink
ebon oracle
Thats what the stuffed animals in the claw game see
obsidian root
"It's mine now thank you very much"
marble solar
"I must go. My people need me."
trail sentinel
vestal swift
glad gazelle
My favorite disney land ride
hollow cloud
THIS COUNTS AS ONE
dull carbon
Ss
torn raft
Eng version 4 u
hollow cloud
Your meme is superiour, @torn raft
torn raft
:p
carmine trellis
freshly baked
rigid obsidian
moment
warm remnant
we did it boys
sudden shuttle
next stop: 420 hours
small galleon
I dunno what my /played is
elfin mural
I'm at 84 hours myself
clever latch
i shouldn't say mine
gonna scare some peps
Well i say that it's far below dukarian
small galleon
funny you mentioned him, he's in pod 1 as we speak
clever latch
With the old vet crew
distant ember
these damn vets and their "Haz 4, naked with no light" challenge
brazen vine
smooth gold
fringe pier
that looks like chocolate gold running off the ceiling and going down to the bottem
small galleon
Does a driller's C4 blow up gold?
loud nebula
Yes
small galleon
I was considering blowing up the gold as a faster way to mine krassus
if we have pot o gold then yea we should mine
Man I haven't seen a freakin pot of gold buff in like three weeks
it's always slayer stout, tunnel rat, or backbreaker
small galleon
this is accurate
I once studied with physics majors on a saturday night in preparation for finals, we stayed overnight at the physics study lounge
5 am was filled with the sounds of screeching and howling
lofty horizon
That's sounds like fun
small galleon
no it wasn't
It was nothing but pain
I was only a math major and I was still in misery
I studied with them because they were better at helping me than my tutors
physics majors > math majors
I was a lesser being
Me: behold the binomial theorem!
Them: LAUGHS MENACINGLY IN AIR RESISTANCE FORMULAS
glacial barn
Fool, I studied maths AND physics
BEHOLD MY 11 DIMENSIONS OF HYPOTHETICAL SIMULATIONS
orchid fossil
I am but an ant watching in awe as titans speak the ancient language
glacial barn
tawdry gyro
But then some dude walks by with a girlfriend on his arm and they all run away
orchid fossil
the knowledge of dark arts does not come without consequence
glacial barn
Jokes on you, I am actually just experimenting to see if I get to become a wizard at the age of 30
its all part of my thesis
orchid fossil
All to see if the rumors are true
tawdry gyro
Just make sure you don't mix up wizard, sorcerer, and warlock
Bad things have happened to otherwise good candidates
orchid fossil
Or just start working for an interplanetary space mining conglomerate
glacial barn
Nah, I have already preset for wizard on 30, grand wizard on 40 and arch mage on 50
tawdry gyro
Gotta get your ticket punched as a mage somewhere in there
quasi yacht
the trail of thought has once again derailed the purpose of this server
post
memes
tawdry gyro
I would, but I have no talent whatsoever 😦
orchid fossil
sudden shuttle
cursive vine
👍
burnt cedar
oak basin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H18M-IWV7S4
I saw that image, and I had to do it.
dry trout
my hats off to you
orchid fossil
all I can ever think about when I hear that song is the "super mario in real life" kid and it makes me want "deep rock galactic in real life"
distant ember
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/367223355994013698/703442601575055390/non-drg-chat_-_Discord_4_24_2020_11_08_27_PM.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/367223355994013698/703442601575055390/non-drg-chat_-_Discord_4_24_2020_11_08_27_PM.png
urban kettle
To anyone who has watched the Clone Wars Season 7, did the "bad batch" clone squad give you some serious dwarf vibes, or was it just me?
Roughly the same classes too.
distant ember
small galleon
vast mesa
Run
small galleon
first game back and look what happens
ornate breach
distant ember
notnice should be renamed to unnice
brazen vine
mushroom
naive nest
Engineer’s bed
split estuary
shaft
signal wind
Karl's Return
molten zinc
MUSHROOM!
sinful parcel
Karl's Hole
torn raft
vernal copper
ohhhhh that's hell.
naive nest
It’s more hell if it’s a haunted caves
slow falcon
Debatable. It's everyone casually does a mission while focused person kites the thing vs. literal floor is lava
Unless it's a really small cave, then ghost bulk with make the things quite a bit more annoying
low topaz
Would be funny tho if there was more maluses on missions
like exploder infestation AND haunted cave in that one
slow falcon
Gold rush and mineral mania but haunted cave low oxygen glacial strata
distant ember
Minecraft RTX sure looks good
naive nest
Deep rock galactic terrain be like when you destroy the only support that holds it: “Guess I’ll die”
distant ember
space lemons
Heh, it used to have floating islands
yeah
platforts were fun
especially with 4 engi teams
macteras are space lemons tho
you can do nothing to change this fact
hoxxes gives us lemons
and we don't exactly make lemonade
distant ember
imagine squeezing a mactera in your mouth
until its yellow goo burst from its abdomen
slow falcon
Candy poppers
naive nest
Those bugs tastes like chicken
Wouldn’t doubt the slop they serve at the station is made of bugs
dark prawn
NOOOOOOOOOO! You can't just pop the eggs when we have 0 nitra!
HAHAHA BUG EGG GO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ornate breach
Dread Eggs definitely make noise.
cobalt violet
Yeah. They have a pulse.
rain notch
Bulk det is alot less scary when you have an electric smg engineer on it
Dude crawls at snail pace
naive nest
Who uses the smg on engie when so many creatures are immune to the effects?
ornate breach
If you mean the stun from it, Oppressor, Naedocyte Breeder, potentially shellbacks.
rain notch
Naedocyte aint my problem and oppressor gets the pass like dread
Crippling praet bulk det and everything else is good
naive nest
Shellback while rolling
rain notch
Shellbacks are rare enough
naive nest
I seen 3 at the same time
naive nest
Hardshell
rain notch
Sounds like hell, lets play dwarf pinball
naive nest
Actually hell is playing a solo salvage on the communications link and having a bulk come after you
rain notch
Bulk on the objective "you need to stay inside the zone or we will lose connection"
naive nest
Yeah and if you’re off it for too long you lose
naive nest
It’s instant lose if you’re not in the zone for too long
rain notch
Didnt know that part
naive nest
This is a reason why bulks should never be able to spawn at the end of salvage missions
Atleast when you’re doing the communication /fuel
rain notch
Maybe a bit of leniency or alert that bulk det is spawning
Or uhh not spawning him on the zone
I mean ive seen him coming through the cave for the oh shit moment but there is enough time to alert my team and get that boy before he gets to the zone usually
rain notch
Bosco
Turrets and hope steeve distracts
Otherwise i pray to my breech cutter and run once its done its job
If im gunner or scout
naive nest
Steeve dies too quickly to bulks
rain notch
Gunner is ez hes dead
Scout has to get those crit shots and grapple away
Steeve does die to bulks
He died for our sins
naive nest
Then after he dies you die straight after
sudden shuttle
don't let it near any electronics
it may be an infant but it's just as dangerous as an adult
elfin mural
don't let it yoink Molly
ornate breach
Xynarch Charge-Sucker.
dusk mountain
yeah RnD wanted it in a box not a good one either just a box
brazen vine
Poor dwarf stuck inside
rain notch
drink a wormhole
tawdry gyro
Know the freedom of the outdoors!
livid cairn
Me whenever I play driller
ornate breach
distant ember
though might be a leech
where dat from
dusk mountain
found it
molten cedar
✅ OK
glacial barn
ight, Imma go commit game end to myself
like, yeah man you just need to kill a swarmer
if you weren't afraid to go hazard 4 or 5 solo you'd save yourself 20 minutes
timber sable
@tawdry gyro improved it for ya
distant ember
le bruh moment
ionic isle
im an artist
eternal lagoon
elfin mural
doing what every Driller does
burning bugs and blowing shit up whilst laughing maniacally
naive nest
And then crying when he gets grabbed by a cave leach while Bosco has no revives left or all teammates are down
(Referenced to carson crying image)
small galleon
doing what every good driller does
saying "piss off" to the stupid windy cave RNG and just drilling straight through all of the walls
because I know how to press the tab button
dark prawn
cobalt violet
restive folio
restive folio
🎶 grave driller, grave driller slowly drill my grave 🎶
fringe tusk
So, have you ever wondered what are the eggs in egg extraction made of?
I mean, I once dropped an egg from sixty meters and it was completely unscathed.
Then, I tried performing the jump myself. Turns out, this kills the dwarf.
Like, that's unfair! The egg falls sixty meters, and it's okay. I fall sixty meters, and I am NOT okay.
fringe tusk
They should make dwarf armour from these eggs.
vernal blade
They need to succesfully break them apart first
timber seal
They already make omelets from them though
rotund lotus
<@!355365479532986369> improved it for ya
distant ember
Never go gently in that faithful night!
small galleon
A hard night of drinking will have you wake up with no clothes, in some very strange places
tall juniper
small galleon
Midnight streaking in the mining company is not uncommon
tall juniper
You just wake up on hoaxes naked surrounded by sleeping glifards
distant ember
With the tattooed name of someone you don't even know
patent rapids
'Karl woz ere'
distant ember
the only time you can meet Karl is when you are completely shitfaced so you don't remember meeting him the next day
chrome widget
Aye, as quickly as he appeared, he was gone. Was it just the Blacklock I had that night...?
sleek kestrel
naive nest
Nah karl went back to the planet, he isn’t used to the station and just rather live on the planet
hot oriole
666? That's the devil posing as Karl!
urban kettle
Karl was a Scout anyway
it's assumed that the large statue in the memorial hall depicts Karl, and if that's the case, Karl was a scout
Supposedly he was a Scout with a deeper voice than Driller
west fog
gleaming lodge
I guess Karl is level 666 because he's hell for the bugs
ornate breach
It is the equivalent of the Mark of the Slayer.
gleaming lodge
sounds accurate to me
ornate breach
I've seen Karl as a scout too, he carried everyone in that lobby.
I suppose he can play any class.
lapis tinsel
forest nova
that is one long name
restive crypt
How did you get that fov?
ornate breach
Good question.
placid jasper
polar plaza
New cave fauna confirmed
it's like a living cargo box. Feed it and it poops out crafting minerals
elfin mural
A loot bug eating Umanite
little lantern
when the studio spends all the editing budget in 2 seconds
brazen vine
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
dry trout
they have almost been on Hoxxes for a full rotation!
hollow cloud
EGG
fringe tusk
Omelette?
round hound
fromage
little lantern
clever latch
Now i wonder if we can do something with this template and the drg universe
low topaz
hollow cloud
We need female dwarves in this game. WITH BEARDS
haughty timber
Y E S
slow falcon
How do you know we don't already have them
thorny solstice
lofty coyote
Not entirely finished, because I've been busy. Been working on this for a transparent background and for anyone to use. The actual maker, I believe, belongs to @coarse parrot . Anyone is welcome to finish it off.
valid kayak
can't wait to see the full thing done ! outstanding work miner !
low topaz
Idk if it's reused and reuploaded I've seen it many times in this channel.
Like in that one (i forgot who posted it)
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560386382170947594/699771730532499467/rip.mp4
slow falcon
Yeah, that's the original upload, was looking for it too
craggy nest
It's so good lol
near bay
spacerig says goodbye
thorny solstice
Karl approved it , Mission Control... I don't think so
hollow plume
distant ember
final linden
bruh :d
coarse parrot
How do you even make gif files properly?
coarse parrot
photoshop always messed up it's framerate or just crashed
it's a shame that I didn't export that greenscreen at a higher bitrate
distant ember
which version of photoshop
ye, photoshop should always work fine
and the mp4 file seems to be pretty short
even if it's 60 frames a second it's only gonna be like 300-400 at max
frames
lofty coyote
There is a "Set timeline frame rate" setting in the timeline tab. That is where you check the frames, and to adjust them.
distant ember
hm, that's not what controling the frame rate tho
you do that by manually changing the timing of each frame, no?
that's how I do it at least
lofty coyote
Hm? Well, I thought thats where you select all and change the speed. Im probably remembering wrong. It's a way to do it. Media Encoder or safer ways to export it, would be the best way.
lofty coyote
Or Cursed Cat lost some of the frames when importing by chance. Could be the frame settings from photoshop not matching the gif.
distant ember
but that's not how you normally do that if I remember correctly
lofty coyote
Time to google
gleaming lodge
get back to the triangulation zone, we're losing your connection
lofty coyote
Looking better
coarse parrot
Well, I guess it's time for me to give up and think of something new to make.
lofty coyote
Oh, I updated my previous messages, that may be the problem?
coarse parrot
what do you mean by that?
I just suck at photoshop, so I won't be able to export that gif properly today.
naive nest
tawdry gyro
What did you do to the dwarves? They're grainier than getting blasted with sand can explain
deep eagle
Deeprock seriously need to invest in some better Equip!
distant ember
ment
worthy loom
Maybe being able to platform the wind things shut?
dry trout
now aint that an idea! i wonder how no one could have thought about it before!
worthy loom
I mean, deep rock already supplies the needed equipment to deal with it... Physics just won't have a part in it
dry trout
Hoxxes dosent play by our physics
worthy loom
I wonder if the devs, when they implemented the wind tunnels, forgot to make exceptions for dreadnaughts and bulk detonators
Imagine a detonator just flying across the map from a wind tunnel
vernal abyss
Get to watch it’s glowing ass sail through the air. “....majestic...”
naive nest
A detonator getting blown through the air?
That sounds like a nuclear strike to happen
elfin mural
could it be Karl?
fast niche
maybe
rotund lotus
no
exotic cobalt
Generic hero
ornate breach
^
naive nest
Pan you’re saying karl is sane in the first place
distant ember
frosty swift
@naive nest Karl is STABLE, but both are insane, Carl might randomly try and kill something, Karl tries to kill things all the time.
marble solar
Sneak peek at the upcoming buffed BET-C
glad gazelle
CRAWLERS!
distant ember
Damn are you a loot bug, cause I'm going to beat the shit out of you
placid stone
I want a high five for the dwarfs or something like that
hot oriole
TF2 flashback intensifies
placid stone
Maybe its time to back
waxen herald
waxen herald
hmm yes
gleaming lodge
i'm pretty sure you can turn almost any part of that video into a meme, it's great
waxen herald
yep
pine root
whats the og video name?
waxen herald
demo mesa
pine root
cheers
waxen herald
no prob
pine root
okay thats 5 minutes of my life wasted
waxen herald
was it worth it?
pine root
maybe?
waxen herald
restive crypt
Good.
frosty swift
Best magic power ever
https://youtu.be/ldUoEfbj_E8
marble solar
That's been a thing since before the update
haughty timber
deep dew
distant ember
very cool
it did make it in time
with 00:04 seconds left
I wonder if there is even any safty stuff in the code to make sure this doesn't happen, like, make molly teleport to droppod when there is 10 seconds left or something
cunning gorge
Yeah there is
marble solar
The drop pod door opens if Molly hasn't made it for whatever reason with 10 seconds left on the clock
haughty timber
hollow plume
According to the world Population studies, approximately 108 billion have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people were 25, there has been a combined total of 2.7 trillion years of life. If we multiply this by the amount of days in a year , there are a total of 985,500,000,000,000 ( or 98.5 trillion days). Not once in any of those days did anybody ask about your grappling hook
brazen vine
Are you factoring in leap years?
tawdry gyro
And what about the additional correction day every century or two?
north wyvern
dry trout
i knew what was coming and decided to still click it
north wyvern
dat song doe.. it's dam timeless
wanton fog
Kajsbcbfmtmgmjgmgngngntnb
dry trout
Pan broke, are you happy now?
north wyvern
yes.
dry trout
you sir disturb me with thine cruelty
wanton fog
You don’ff foknoeaw aa ythijng iffdd you ffhunk yourf bettedd theasdn me goaud got asnothed thingcf cominhgg
dry trout
and i knew exactly what you said
dry trout
eyy
orchid fossil
reading that felt exactly like when I try to translate a paragraph of french
I get the important parts, but not what I need
orchid fossil
myess looomm bugu
north wyvern
u rite ther?
dry trout
you broke pan, remember?
north wyvern
i think he's ok
wanton fog
I neeedb spcices
dry trout
orchid fossil
I lick the crystal formations in the salt pits
wanton fog
DIBBBFY DIIBBGY HIOLE JUSYD STARTDDING PLASYINH
orchid fossil
one time I accidentally licked a swarmer
sour plaza
it's like the ring but instead of a girl out of a well
it's a Dwarf out of your nearest barrel
I wonder what glyphid omelettes taste like
orchid fossil
Like regular omelets, but with a hint of the souls of the damned
does Cracker Barrel exist in the DRG universe?
dry trout
if it dosent, then it should
urban kettle
I like to imagine that there are two megacorporations vying for control over the outer rim: Deep Rock Galactic, and Shoney's.
it would explain why the bacon shuttle is always delayed
rocky talon
cracker barrel is the only barrel that DRG dwarves dont kick
cause it's just too dang good
vernal abyss
are you assuming a dorf wouldnt take a rocket to this planet to kick a cracker barrel? That sounds liek a challenge
indigo cedar
challenge accepted
coarse shard
Are drg barrels really light or do dwarves just kick really hard? I'm trying to imagine those stubby legs going to work on a 55-gallon drum but I just can't
indigo cedar
shhh you're ruining the immersion
but the drg dwarves are prolly really stronk
seeing as they can carry a massive gold chunk and through it fairly far
orchid fossil
dwarves are big stronk
raven path
Driller wears armor dense enough to survive a nuke according to the description iirc so they're strong as hell
oak basin
@north wyvern That's MY meme you're using you thievin' leaf lover!
coarse shard
"This is worse than the time I was linked to an animated hentai porno, starring girls!"
dry trout
you dont think the dwarves cant kick like a Soccer champ?
orchid fossil
they're also extremely light if you consider that they can go up at a 35 degree angle on a 45 meter reinforced steel cable all without bending it
coarse shard
Maybe the gravity on hoxxes and the space rig are lower than 1g?
orchid fossil
they can't be elves if they have big muscles and facial hair
dry trout
Tall men then
brazen vine
Idk, we could probably calculate the gravity by looking at the rate of acceleration as we fall. But we would need a way to measure just how far we've fallen.
glad gazelle
Don’t we have the laser pointer that measures in meters
dry trout
naaah thats too easy
noble falcon
naive nest
Damn dwarves have arms of steel because they don’t snap from grabbing the ledges
orchid fossil
nah, it's the spirit of Karl aiding them
indigo cedar
I just saw that when the engi picked up the Aquarq there was still an aquarq left
errant inlet
TBF you attach to the ziplines using weird Jetsons-style energy circles, so the zipline itself probably isn't steel but some super-science space dwarf material.
north wyvern
@oak basin
pearl matrix
Joining in on this, small things don't take as much fall damage IRL
ANd the fact that there's a meter measurement system w/ waypoint/laserpointer
And like I said, if anyone tries to tell me the dwarves are small I hit em with the good old "An ant jumped of the tissue I was about to kill it with today. That fall would've been like a 9 story building to me. It was perfectly fine"
And the dwarves obviously easily take fall damage
rocky talon
however they are still like, 4-5 feet tall
and if you drop a 4-5 foot tall person from tall heights.. it doesn't usually end up so good
fringe tusk
Ants can fall from massive heights because of the square cube law. Double the length, quadruple the surface area, octuple the volume. That's why insects can have so small legs and be fast compared to their size while elephants need so big legs and are slower when you measure their speed in body lengths per second.
When you can pick between fighting a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses, always pick the duck, the poor animal will have serious problems even standing up.
pearl matrix
yeah yeah I just didn't want to explain all that.
I litterally only know this because of game theory and him explaining why Ant Man turning into giant ant man would cause some serious health issues.
distant ember
smol animals are mad durable cuz like, the strength of the material and atom uuh.. structure? so when you get bigger that material still stays the same, so you become more fragile
brazen vine
What??
fringe tusk
yes
Double the length, quadruple the surface area, octuple the volume. That's why you can have ultra-light planes but a baloon won't lift you and why massive airplanes are impractical while almost all zeppelins were massive in size.
more heresy
trail sentinel
less talk more drg memes
torn raft
less idle banter. More active mining
distant ember
torn raft
🗡️
fringe tusk
What about unsee juice?
marsh river
Sounds like Bonk from TF2
torn raft
point_extraction.png
round hound
ahahah
ebon oracle
If those god damned aquarqs aren't used for something important like our gear, science, or anything usable, then I'm dropping a c4 on management's desk
cursive vine
is that demoman dressed as a scientist?
round hound
@cursive vine is from demo black mesa
torn raft
round hound
fun fact
the demo scientist who want to die is the only one who survive cascade explosion
hot spire
amazing video
distant ember
ah, the black mesa
hot spire
fun fact
Demo Mesa
Demo is black
= Black Mesa
sudden shuttle
the music is stuck in me head and Antoine hasn't released a standalone version of that remix
hot spire
cant you kinda make a bootleg version of it yourself, by playing both tracks at once?
sudden shuttle
no there's some autotuning going on
hot spire
ah
low topaz
@sudden shuttle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHcGnYjyVA4&feature=emb_rel_end
(changed the link that one is the correct one)
(and repost of this in case of mod wrath)
sudden shuttle
ty but it's still just a replica 
low topaz
no no I edited the link XD
(repost, credits to Mayumi for the video that I turned into shitposting).
muted gazelle
look in the bottom right
torn raft
HAT TIME
quasi yacht
so what happens in may 13th is that we have to buy the game again?
thank god
i think wrong most of time
distant ember
Nothing stops you from doing so though
torn raft
After a long hard day
I like to go to the
pastel prawn
H A T S
fringe tusk
HAAAAAAATS
distant ember
yay, we are out of early access guys
eager minnow
i saw someone on reddit said that scout was nerfed too hard...
quasi yacht
what has been nerfed tho?
eager minnow
don't know really
torn raft
Removed scout from the game
eager minnow
yes
distant ember
the more I play with the jumping PGL OC the more I hate the person whos decision it was to make movement server based
drifting robin
overclock for the engi grenade launcher that propells dwarves around when in the blast
distant ember
the RJ250 compound
drifting robin
i think the RJ stands for rocket jump
raven path
It does
distant ember
oh man