#drg-memes-no-talk

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marble solar
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Pressing 4 brings up the flare gun you're supposed to use now and again Scout, my God man help us out

placid kraken
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thought this was 8 different people for a sec

naive nest
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Alright bois stack up in the pod

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We need to fit 8 bodies so just sit ontop of eachother

marble solar
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Hazard 6 raids
It's happening boys

faint timber
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(me and the boys)2 gearing up for a haz 10 missions ^

naive nest
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Super elite dives my dudes

torn raft
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"Screw it, send em all in"
Haz 100, every dwarf currently playing is dropped in on hundreds of drop pods

round hound
torn raft
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEE

round hound
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that how look like a full engineer team with full built of explosive fatboy

faint timber
minor belfry
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Should've posted the extended version for big sentry energy.

faint timber
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is this a extended long enough

minor belfry
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My man.

native birch
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@blazing loom nice

haughty saffron
minor belfry
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NO

faint timber
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aka they stood a little too close to their own c4

haughty saffron
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or he owns the cemetery

faint timber
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oh god

naive nest
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Driller owns the cemetery

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It’s for all the dwarves they c4’d

naive nest
placid kraken
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its a salvage mission so you know he did it while they were uplinking

torn raft
placid kraken
hollow cloud
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*Timecode

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NO HONOR! NO RESPECT! NO BEER!

torn raft
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This is warhammer?!

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Or is it a fan dub/fanmade animation

clever latch
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Fan made animation by karl the deranged and it's about warhammer fantasy

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Him and Bruva alfabusa are two channel you should check if you like comedy with warhammer and warhammer 40k settings

hollow cloud
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Time to die a good death!

faint timber
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WELCOME BACK

dark prawn
quasi yacht
brisk elbow
round hound
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can we include a c4 as toy

brisk elbow
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It already is included, but you need to ship in 20 box-tops and mail it to the company.

torn raft
quaint badge
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rock and stone torture

foggy flower
brisk elbow
foggy flower
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I'm included in a meme Pog

shell sedge
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I EAT ROCK FOR BREAKFAST!

fossil tiger
brisk elbow
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I use exploders to mine for me

supple gull
cinder vessel
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not using a grenade launcher for mining

brisk elbow
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Kill a crassus and make a regular detonator die in the exact same spot.

wanton fog
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Knock knock open the door

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It’s pan

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Got a new women on the way

brisk elbow
foggy flower
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I wish.

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Give me an MC Escher map

wanton fog
round hound
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would be fun having a huge cave like this @brisk elbow

exotic pine
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That looks like a SC custom map layout

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I WANT IT

foggy flower
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It's a D&D map

wanton fog
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@brisk elbow I did the meme

brisk elbow
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Very nice

wanton fog
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Thank

torn raft
noble falcon
empty ridge
naive nest
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Good job

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👍

empty ridge
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i say i didnt mean it, but i did feel a deep seated joy

torn raft
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GOODBYE

brisk elbow
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What the Bulk detonator feels when it digs a downed player to the core of the world:

naive nest
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Damn gold bulk

boreal glacier
torn raft
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lol that gif

naive nest
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The leech is gonna stop ya right there

distant ember
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just show your dominance and grap them with scout first.

faint timber
brisk elbow
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This is engineer's way of making walls

faint timber
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@obsidian cape credits to him too with that

obsidian cape
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Really struggling for ammo, Didnt think we had enough tbh

brisk elbow
long pier
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meet the driller

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KA

brisk elbow
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Oh they'll have to glue you back together,
IN THE MEDBAY!

shut swift
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@faint timber Erectin' a dispenser.

brisk elbow
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Sentry goin' up!

deft cave
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blocking off the driller tunnel so no bugs get in

minor glade
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my mule was a bit undecided on where to go

brisk elbow
empty ridge
simple citrus
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time well spent

empty ridge
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theres a bit of a dwarf in there

noble falcon
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A wee engi boi

fossil tiger
wanton fog
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The amount of low levels makes me happy

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More life to the game

humble jasper
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Gotta be part of the union.

dry trout
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Pan i got a meme idea

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5'11" dwarf who drank an underhill vs 6' dwarf who drank the maltbreaker

brisk elbow
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5'12 vs 6'0*

calm folio
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my experience with my teammate picking Steeve for their perks

young pagoda
dry trout
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thats a Bruh moment right there

brisk elbow
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A big bruh moment

dry trout
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kek

humble jasper
sharp flicker
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Glyphid Oppressor: swarmer

humble jasper
humble jasper
wanton fog
distant ember
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This is a salvage mission, a previous team lost their MULES, their drop pod, and their lives in this alleyway, you're next.

woeful coral
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I like this community :))

wanton fog
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Thank you we try make it comfy

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Just don’t Post anything in suggestions

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Don’t ask why

woeful coral
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ok lol

dark prawn
distant ember
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fake

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they arent planting 2 million mines in 1 spot

molten whale
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what do you think the explosions are?

humble jasper
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Me: "Oh yeah I can try the haz4 assignment. It'll be tough as nails but it can't be that bad."
First mission:

naive nest
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I actually completed the haz4 assignment and it didn’t unlock haz5

wraith burrow
reef epoch
runic sonnet
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Rock and Stone

brazen vine
still forge
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Madison WI?

brazen vine
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capital city of Wisconsin

still forge
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Ah okay

brazen vine
still forge
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👍

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I'm not from the US so it's nice to learn more

brazen vine
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To be honest if you asked me to pinpoint Wisconsin on a map I would probably fail and I live in McDonald's land.

lost gulch
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i live in the country of texas engi

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unrelated to usa despite common belief

faint timber
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i could pinpoint WA OR CA TX and FL thats it

wanton fog
minor glade
shell sedge
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Give me your captions
@wanton fog What the difference between elf and a mug?
Mug can handle beer.

slim jewel
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Now, I need something good for the Logo

static oasis
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derp rock galactic?

torn raft
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YES

slim jewel
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Heh, I like it but I don't know if it'll look good for the Logo

static oasis
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just the derp rock

torn raft
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Rock Rock Galactic

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Rocks. Rocks. Rocks.

slim jewel
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I cropped it. Not bad, but i'm gonna keep my eye out

placid kraken
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👀rock

modern falcon
torn raft
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perfect

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Now this is brilliant

marble solar
torn raft
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lol

clever latch
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Should have been interplanetary instead of galactic

naive nest
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Low pebble Cosmic
Crisis. Dimness. Gnomes

brisk elbow
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I'm not a gndwarf

shell coral
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gnomes dstare

velvet oar
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Emergency. Murky. Babies.

shell coral
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Strange. Ugly. Bugs

brisk elbow
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Unusual. Hideous. Arachnids.

shell coral
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Or uhh, Suprise, Violent, Insects

placid kraken
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safety. lightness. elves.

torn raft
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Polite, efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

naive nest
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Heavy. Weapons. Guy

torn raft
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Obama's. Last. Name.

naive nest
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Is joe

static oasis
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throws piss at people and lives in A VAN!

naive nest
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I committed a crime so I’m getting rock and stoned

quasi yacht
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Rock and Stones torture?

naive nest
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No

quasi yacht
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oh...

brisk elbow
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Rock and stones, to the bones

quasi yacht
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C4 and done

naive nest
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Rock and stone my bones are broke

brisk elbow
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Deep Rock seriously needs to invest in some better equipment

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I've yet to hear the "Stone and Rock?" voice line.

naive nest
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Driller in a park
driller sees antfarm
Driller in his head: “Must not C4, must not C4”
driller now in prison for park damage
Driller “I C4’d”

brisk elbow
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The Driller equivant of saying "Thanks, you too!" after a waiter says to enjoy your food.

naive nest
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Wait C4ing the place?

brisk elbow
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"Don't C4 the dread while I'm running from it."
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.
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"EXPLOSIVES PLACED!"

shell coral
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using the friendly perk so you can C4 your friends is the driller version of tipping 20%

modern falcon
urban kettle
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We once had a driller toss a C4 at a dread right as it was about to shoot a fireball at him. The C4 blew up, killing all three of us (who were behind the dread) and the fireball killed the driller.

quasi yacht
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Noice

brisk elbow
brisk elbow
foggy flower
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Pretty sure that's Dystrum

brisk elbow
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...FOUND SOME DYSTRUM!

torn raft
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Found some delicious food!

placid kraken
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"D Y S T R U M F O U N D"

urban kettle
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I wonder what Deep Rock uses the stuff we mine for?

brisk elbow
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Dystrum should be available as a side thing in all missions.

distant ember
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are the rocks in deep rock galactic edible

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😳

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everything is edible at least once

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can i eat the rocks in deep rock galactic more than once

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😳

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depends on management

urban kettle
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Morkite - Possibly a manufacturing material for making ships and stations.
Dystrum - ...fuel? Maybe?
Eggs - Glyphid Omlettes
Gold - duh
Nitra - Munitions?

brisk elbow
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Eat the red sugar

but watch it, it's hoighly addictive.

distant ember
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screw red sugar

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holomites grape flavored

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mm grape

urban kettle
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@wanton fog snort the nitra

distant ember
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i dont like umanite though

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too sour

brisk elbow
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Nitra is probably Nitro or something similar.

urban kettle
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Apparently web spitter web smells like... waffles?

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According to a deep rock video

distant ember
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mystery flavor

urban kettle
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The cube smells faintly of tarmac

brisk elbow
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Eat the indestructible material that prevents you from leaving the map

distant ember
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what flavor is red sugar

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dystrum is probably some form of less compressed aquarq

brisk elbow
distant ember
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oooh

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you guys got jadiz?

brisk elbow
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Uhhh.

distant ember
brisk elbow
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Oh yeah

elfin mural
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Enkar's balls this is heavy

torn raft
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hmm yes
forbidden jawbreaker

elfin mural
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I don't play with subtitles on so shrug

hollow verge
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this one will actually break your jaw

elfin mural
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that and I haven't heard it in a while

distant ember
hollow verge
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if you're wondering its Unkars' ball i think

elfin mural
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Karl's Rubiks cube

torn raft
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If you complete an error cube it gives you a free beer at the abyss bar

brisk elbow
distant ember
brisk elbow
distant ember
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Watch it, that's highly radioactive!

brisk elbow
distant ember
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MORKITE!

brisk elbow
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DRG has really messed with me a bit in the fact that if I see any darkish blue color, I just want to swing something at it.

distant ember
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guys this is epic they named a plant in the game out of booze

distant ember
brisk elbow
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This is Nitra.

hollow verge
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red sugah rather

brisk elbow
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Nah, red sugah is a brightish orange.

hollow verge
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hmm

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fair enough

molten whale
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oh shit guyd did Dig Dug Galactic steel from mienkrafrt?

distant ember
brisk elbow
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Furious ping

hollow verge
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a new shitpost period is happening apparently

distant ember
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yea

hollow verge
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not as big as the great driller shitpost

distant ember
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this one is titled: Deep Rock Galactic IRL

brisk elbow
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I hope somebody is listing/archiving these.

distant ember
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the devs are lurking with furious curiosity

hollow verge
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taking notes

tame flax
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Hiya, Dwarfie
Hi, Carl!
You want to go for a dive?
Sure, Carl
Jump in

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I'm a Dwarfie girl in a Dwarfie world
Life in Deep Rock Galactic, it's fantastic
You can brush my beard, and send me anywhere
Excavation, bug extermination!
Come on, Dwarfie, let's go party!
I'm a Dwarfie girl in a Dwarfie world
Life in Deep Rock Galactic, it's fantastic
You can brush my beard, and and send me anywhere
Excavation, bug extermination!

brisk elbow
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We're rich!

hollow verge
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spams ping

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WE'RE RICH

brisk elbow
distant ember
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that's not bismor

brisk elbow
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Ach.

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Diiiioe worthless crystal.

distant ember
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is it nigh or die?

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the world may never know

brisk elbow
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I use closed captions, it's "die"

hollow verge
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eh not sure

distant ember
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looks like morkite from the dunes

hollow verge
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looks like nothing

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ping found something

brisk elbow
hollow verge
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strange thing

distant ember
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uh

hollow verge
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i wonder if its edible

distant ember
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I think that's an error cube outcrop

brisk elbow
distant ember
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Looks like Nitra to me.

hollow verge
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looks like those salt formations but red

distant ember
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Red Salt.

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Aeugh

hollow verge
distant ember
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welp i'm gonna go looking for eggs

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let me know if you find any

hollow verge
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egg, i found an egg

exotic pine
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I AM EGG

brisk elbow
distant ember
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Die, worthless crystal!

hollow verge
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worthless, but fun to destroy

distant ember
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neon band skin is the best change my mind

brisk elbow
torn raft
distant ember
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no fair i cant get one

brisk elbow
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If I try to grow a beard, I just look like a dumbass neckbeard.

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Anyway, I think that's all the minerals, right?

indigo haven
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Plants and rocks.... Where's the memes!?

brisk elbow
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The plants and rocks are the memes, you monster.

indigo haven
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Plants are for leaf lovers

brisk elbow
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Explain the Dense Biozone.

dry trout
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It's for mega leaf lovers

urban kettle
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Dense Biozone is why the flamethrower exists.

brisk elbow
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Did you know you can torch the electric crystals in the Crystaline Cavern? Now you do.

indigo haven
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Nice try

brisk elbow
waxen tendon
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hold up

novel fulcrum
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@brisk elbow It applies to everything that takes and does damage. You can break anything with flamer the same as minigun or whatever else.

brisk elbow
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Yeah but it just feels good to use a flamer over everything else.

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Here's another borderline worthless fact: Flamers can melt ice in the glacial strata. This makes it a long-distance aquark/mineral extraction tool for when your scout is busy or you don't give a shit about Bosco helping

gusty crow
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Is this true

brisk elbow
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Yeah it's true and easy to prove.

humble jasper
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Yeah, the one time I've played a mission as driller was in the ice caves and I had to be really careful to not melt the ground we were walking on.

iron canyon
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the best way to destroy shock crystals is by throwing your axe at them nice

brisk elbow
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I'M DOWN!

shell coral
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BOSCO!

brisk elbow
thick galleon
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Deep Rock seriously need to invest in some better equipment

brisk elbow
distant ember
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what do you do with a drunken miner

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what do you do with a drunken miner

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want to know something bad that happened one time

brisk elbow
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What do you do with a drunken miner
early in the morning?

Way-hay-and he rises

distant ember
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in dusty corridor desert place we encountered the pillar men of doom, and bet-c

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once we defeated the pillar we stumbled upon bet-c and died

brisk elbow
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Aha, I've seen worse.

distant ember
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because we didn't get nitra

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seriously nitra was nowhere to be seen

weary saddle
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Good god that's terrifying.

brisk elbow
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There were 2 more on the beam things uptop, but I took them out before realizing the hell this was.

distant ember
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you discovered the glyphid nest

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in the center of the planet

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congratulations

brisk elbow
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What's even worse is I got grabbed by a leech while Bosco was on the other side of the cave with those fuckers.

distant ember
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i've got a new headcanon now thanks to that discovery

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deep rock nuked that section of planet to eliminate the glyphid superhive

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that was a remnant

brisk elbow
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Dear Deep Rock:
Why don't you just use the drop-pods and drop them on the dreadnaught cocoons

distant ember
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Deep rock seriously needs to invest in some better equipment

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but imagine your drop pod landing in the middle of that mess

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the first thing you see is death

brisk elbow
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Pull a power move by having your personal pod drop on the Dread itself

distant ember
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that's a strategy

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have a friend join mid game and lure the dreadnaught ontop of the drop location

brisk elbow
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I've yet to find an engineer who wants to partake in my million IQ idea.

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Step 1: Make a ladder-like structure of platforms with multiple "floors"
Step 2: Get a drop pod on the top-most floor, and place a c4 just below it
Step 3: Piss off the dread and lure it below the C4-pod. Detonate and drop pod on them
Step 4: Keep luring it through to put some gigantic holes in that big ugly bugger

distant ember
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i would do that

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but we'd need Nitra

brisk elbow
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I wonder though, if a Dread is going down a wall, does the pod only hit them once, or does it keep "hitting" them, since its' still inside the thing?

distant ember
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you could test that with players

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despite the size difference

brisk elbow
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Eh.

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What other kinda impractical ideas exist?

humble jasper
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Kill a Dread with nothing but resupply pods.

brisk elbow
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Now we've gotta do that.

humble jasper
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Disregard the ladder idea and just keep him in one place long enough for the pods to do their work.

brisk elbow
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You gotta be efficient, though.

distant ember
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i did it

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i just put all barrels into the launc hbay

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now to bring some barrel buddies along for my next mission

brisk elbow
elfin mural
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like "Deep rock datafiles" where they catalogue enemies and you get more info on them the more you kill or smthn.

brisk elbow
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This is actually really damn pleasing to look at, an analysis of our enemy,.

elfin mural
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but yeah, updated versions of these for the Glyphid Opressor, Macteras, the dwarves, etc.

brisk elbow
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Dwarf:

*Head:
Full of "ROCK AND STONE!"
Smart enough to do our jobs

*Body:
Short as fuck, can take a beating
Probably full of booze

elfin mural
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maybe something like that but unique for each class, like driller *is indiscriminatory with explosives

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Gunner *secretly college ballerina champion

brisk elbow
elfin mural
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saw it yesterday, yea

brisk elbow
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Felt immense disapointment when they messed up the "Basketball hoop"

elfin mural
clever latch
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yup

elfin mural
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"Nothing here yet, I'm afraid, but there will be :)))"

clever latch
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pepperidge farm remembers

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I am a late U7 so i do remember those things

brisk elbow
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I was here for like... update 26, I think.

clever latch
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just look at when you bought it that's what i have done

brisk elbow
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Oh right.

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I arrived on October 31st.

urban kettle
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Not sure the update, but I joined during the first anniversary free weekend.

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I still have my hat. Only for gunner (because I didn't know it was exclusive).

brisk elbow
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Wish I joined at or before the 1st anniversary.

fluid jasper
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First anniversary was goood

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We had free bacon

brisk elbow
elfin mural
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now we've gotta go protest to Deep Rock to get to feeding us too

brisk elbow
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Oh no

urban kettle
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Red salt goes really good on Glyphid Omlettes.

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However, the bacon shuttle is delayed again.

novel fulcrum
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I want shoot guns on the space rigs

brisk elbow
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They removed using perks on the space rig

plain wolf
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No more Space Rig Second-Wind? :C

brisk elbow
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I want to Iron Will after dying in the hoop.

haughty saffron
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and vampire someone to obtain sugar

rigid obsidian
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I want the shooting range

exotic gulch
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we a

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ll do

brisk elbow
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Give us nerf-gun replacements while we're running around on the space rig

hollow cloud
placid kraken
torn raft
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Gunner is 20

brisk elbow
wanton fog
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I got pinged

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Who pinged pan

dry trout
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ping pan pong

wanton fog
urban kettle
brisk elbow
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Pan didn't become a regular.

wanton fog
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How the fuck

dry trout
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lol

wanton fog
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I’m here all the time

brisk elbow
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I AM ASCENDING, PAN!

wanton fog
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I practically live here

urban kettle
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I am too, idk what the requirements are to become a regular

brisk elbow
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No idea.

wanton fog
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I’m gonna rip out my microphone

brisk elbow
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I figure the staff just gotta look at you and go "oh yeah. That guy is friendly n' nice, he's part of this now"

urban kettle
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"friendly and nice"

...shit

wanton fog
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When have I harassed someone

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The only thing I do

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Is post memes

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And make memes

urban kettle
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Maybe that's it

wanton fog
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I have a humble existence

urban kettle
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Maybe you gotta help some greenbeards

dry trout
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they also ask for recommendations. i was considering it but felt the memes wouldnt count. apperently im wrong

brisk elbow
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I guess my Wally meme got me on a good light.

torn raft
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Being a regular would be a commitment for me so im whatever lol

wanton fog
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Most of my memes get popular on the subreddit

torn raft
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big same

brisk elbow
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50 upvotes isn't popular

torn raft
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Proud of me, mum?

wanton fog
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I got 100 the other day

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I’m proud

urban kettle
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I've got a few that are 300+

wanton fog
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For someone who has had reddit for 8 days I’m happy

urban kettle
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And of course, I make videos

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My claim to fame is that DRG music video with almost 20k views.

torn raft
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my claim to fame is

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I am Karl

wanton fog
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It’s not like 50 people see my memes when I post it here

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So it’s an upgrade

brisk elbow
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have a gild.

wanton fog
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No

torn raft
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did someone say UPGRADE

wanton fog
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That’s effort

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I don’t have a single ounce of effort in my disappointment of a human body

thorny solstice
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XD

fervent kiln
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do you mean IFG?

torn raft
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BFG

dry trout
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god i remember when the IFG would freak out and flash your screen

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literally Flashbangs me

brisk elbow
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Fun fact: You can place your engineer turrets on themselves.

wraith burrow
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Or when a scout deploying a pheromone grenade would crash everyone.

hot heath
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Wait discord has a light theme?

brisk elbow
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Yeah.

naive nest
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Don’t use it

brisk elbow
naive nest
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Stay in the darkness brother

torn raft
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can you have 4 engineers and place sentries on top of each other in a big totem pole?

naive nest
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True dwarves stay in the dark

brisk elbow
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Yes, you can make engineer totems.

torn raft
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YES

dry trout
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i cant stand lightmode

foggy flower
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I use the AMOLED theme on mobile.

dry trout
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just turned it on to see it, and Vomits

hot heath
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Next thing youre gonna tell me is steam has a light mode as well

brisk elbow
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It isn't so bad if you enable the dark side bar.

naive nest
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Well yes but actually no

brisk elbow
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Steam actually does.

foggy flower
naive nest
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You have skins for steam

torn raft
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Ma! Im on TV screenshot!

naive nest
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But not really true light theme

brisk elbow
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ACh, ok, you got me.

wanton fog
#

I’m gonna jump off a bridge

#

No

#

I’m gonna jump off the drop pod

brisk elbow
torn raft
#

lmfao

dry trout
#

kek

wanton fog
#

I’m gonna open the doors and suffocate everyone

#

Take em down the the ship

#

Everything dies

torn raft
brisk elbow
#

He.h

naive nest
#

I love the smell if a freshly made C4 in the morning

foggy flower
#

Obv not purified.

brisk elbow
#

Oh no

wanton fog
naive nest
#

Definitely not purified

torn raft
#

The ghost of driller's past

#

Has come to blow up your team

#

It makes sense, its a detonator ghost

naive nest
#

With C4s

wanton fog
#

I’m gonna go make a meme to blow off some steam any suggestions

brisk elbow
#

Give me one moment Pam, I am going to modify that, hell yeah.

wanton fog
#

Pam

naive nest
#

Pan they were talking to your clone, Pam

brisk elbow
#

Pan

wanton fog
#

I thought I killed him on a nitra rampage

#

Shit

naive nest
#

I reclonee him

#

Btw I’m the reason for Pam existing

wanton fog
naive nest
#

Don’t tell mission control

torn raft
#

No, Pam, I am your father

naive nest
#

I used bug DNA

torn raft
#

Join me
And together we will rule the galaxy as father and pam

wanton fog
#

Am I bug?

#

He looks like me

naive nest
#

No but pam is part bug

#

Take off his goggles

wanton fog
#

AAAAAAAAAAA

naive nest
#

Don’t look under his shirt btw, he’s not fat

wanton fog
#

Why the hell would I do that

naive nest
#

Those are bug legs under there

wanton fog
#

What have you done
PGL ederp

naive nest
#

welp better end it’s life

#

Get the flamethrower

#

The big one

marble solar
wanton fog
torn raft
#

Brother, get the flamer

marble solar
torn raft
#

The heavy flamer

wanton fog
#

But

brisk elbow
torn raft
#

HERE HE COMES

wanton fog
#

Hahah

#

Do you mind if I do some work to it

#

I have nothing to do

brisk elbow
#

Sure go ahead.

wintry agate
#

TIME TO BLOW!

naive nest
#

We’re sending you to a radiated zone

#

Deep rock galactic is not liable for extra apandages such as an arm on your forehead

brisk elbow
#

Deep Rock seriously needs to invest in some better insurance

naive nest
#

although it would make destroying useless crystals faster

torn raft
#

Deep Rock seriously needs to invest in a vending machine

naive nest
#

Deep rock sereously needs to invest in better underwear

torn raft
#

Here's an idea: When calling a supply pod, you have a 2nd option: A vending machine

#

Grab some snacks while you kill bugs

brisk elbow
#

"We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two."
(Footage of guy dying in the worst way possible)

naive nest
#

Deep rock sereously needs to invest in better mineral traders

brisk elbow
#

R2 you fool, just ask the driller to BBQ the glyphids.

torn raft
naive nest
#

Would it be called mcdonalds or mcdwarves?

torn raft
#

McDwarvalds

brisk elbow
#

Mcdwarves is its name now

naive nest
#

Made 100% of glyphid meat

#

It may not be good quality meat, but it is filling

brisk elbow
#

Stop killing Glyphids to make Glyphid slammers.

storm zenith
#

ya'll should check out the breakfast menu
they got Glyphid Omelets

torn raft
#

I EAT GLYPHIDS RAW

plain wolf
#

Ah man, I love getting fries from McTera's!

brisk elbow
#

OH MAN

#

HOLD UP MISTER, SIT RIGHT THERE, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MUST DO!

plain wolf
#

Oh boy.

torn raft
#

Swarmers: Exiting their nest in the wall
Me: Ahh, breakfast

#

Tastes like chicken

plain wolf
#

If you're referring to me then I have no idea what you must do.

#

But you seem like a reasonable dwarf, so I shan't hinder you.

torn raft
#

Dwarf
Reasonable
Pick 1

plain wolf
#

I mean, he's reasonable enough. For a dwarf.

#

He didn't head-butt me then spit in my eye so there's that.

naive nest
#

We now have a vegan option for the glyphid slammer

#

We don’t really know what’s in it

#

Mostly some plant scraps from your boots

torn raft
#

And leaf lovers

naive nest
#

Whatever it is, it seeme to taste great

torn raft
#

As in, elves

plain wolf
#

"We shook the ingredients out of our welcome mat, hope you like it!"

brisk elbow
#

OK, I FOUND IT!

torn raft
#

lmao

plain wolf
#

RIP

torn raft
#

Gives me a real buzz

plain wolf
#

I am ded.

naive nest
#

Delicious

brisk elbow
#

*One free toy Bosco included!

plain wolf
#

Not beeg sooprise.

naive nest
#

We now have the mcminer box for the kids, if you have one

brisk elbow
#

I eat rock for breakfast

naive nest
#

Comes with a cheese glyphid, small glyphid leg fries and a toy

torn raft
#

I eat C4 for breakfast

#

BEcause I have a driller on my team

naive nest
#

Currently the toys is some uranium crystals

plain wolf
#

"McTera's toys(tm) may or may not contain a mysterious monolithic alien cube which fell to Hoxxes IV, presumably from outer space."

naive nest
#

We are not responsible for anything odd in your meal

#

Wait if there was a fast food place designed around hoxxes, and they had the cheeseburger, what would the cheese be made of?

brisk elbow
#

Probably some weird beer.

#

Like, somebody made beer from a weird plant, realized it kinda sucked badly, but then realized "Hey if I let this rot and curdle, this makes something that kind of resembles cheese!" and... yeah.

plain wolf
#

what would the cheese be made of?
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.

brisk elbow
#

I know what the Error Cube is for.

placid kraken
brisk elbow
naive nest
#

That’s it lads, rock and stoned

dry trout
#

gyahhh

naive nest
#

Deep rock sereously needs to invest in better quality beer

placid kraken
#

i have seen that image 4 times in the course of about 5 minutes you know what that means

#

30 days flashbang

torn raft
#

Posting these screenshots is like throwing a flashbang into a mirror maze

dry trout
#

oh that is evil

brisk elbow
#

Now I gotta find that.

placid kraken
#

my eyes are in the big hurt zone already

#

also i just realised that a flashbang to glyphids wouldnt work because they have no eyes

brisk elbow
#

Ok I couldn't find the flashbang.

#

And I'm sure some glyphids would be affected.

dry trout
#

the loud bang would probably hurt more to their ears... noise sensor organs

placid kraken
#

oh shit i dropped the pin

torn raft
#

get duked

naive nest
#

Introducing the steeve burger

#

A taste of friendship in every bite

#

Warning: made from your pet steeve

brisk elbow
#

eats burger

placid kraken
#

has anyone actually tested if steeve can survive a c4 blast

plain wolf
#

He can.

#

Guard Steeve is practically indestructible.

brisk elbow
#

When I throw my C4 at the team and the 2nd Driller throws his at me:

naive nest
#

The steeve burger tastes great although pretty tough

idle ember
#

no don't eat steeve

placid kraken
#

steeveburger is not made out of steeve it cant even be blown up with c4

naive nest
#

(Reference to steeve taking less damage from teammates)

placid kraken
#

double c4 will taste too bad

naive nest
#

That’s why they use trained glyphids to kill steeve

#

Who aren’t tamed

sinful cobalt
#

Replace with packaged steeve

"when we go back, it's sandwich time"

placid kraken
#

yall have started eating the actual sandwiches instead of the pouches?

naive nest
#

Me as a human:

Me as a dwarf: Nitra spam intensifies

#

Wait you eat the pouch?

brisk elbow
#

Do y'all blow up your team with or without the detonator

foggy flower
naive nest
#

@brisk elbow definitely with

torn raft
#

lmfao

naive nest
#

But sometimes without if using the explosive plants

brisk elbow
#

I like this sniper meme.

torn raft
#

IM AT SOUP

brisk elbow
#

What do you mean you're at soup?

foggy flower
torn raft
#

I MEAN IM AT THE MAGMA ZONE

#

hmm delicious red soup

elfin mural
#

don't do red sugar kids

naive nest
#

Always wonder what mission control uses nitra for

torn raft
#

snort lines off molly

naive nest
#

It’s pretty fragile

brisk elbow
#

I figure Nitra is similar to Nitro, so it can be made into more ammo.

naive nest
#

As only one swing breaks it

#

They might be more of a type of Currency

#

So mission control can provide ammo

wanton fog
#

I have

#

Had a brain idea

#

I’m whipping out of the drawing tablet

#

I’ll be back in 2 hours

naive nest
#

1 year later

sinful cobalt
#

Last online 8 years ago

brisk elbow
#

Dwarves: *Uses several curse words just to piss off illiterate/non-lingual glyphids*
Also dwarves: *Says "heck" when describing an Error cube*

sinful cobalt
#

Hhrghhrrhhhh....
Ugh-mm.
Aeughh!!
Hr..hrrrpp.

naive nest
#

Burp

patent rapids
#

You can't badmouth the error cube :3

#

It knows

brisk elbow
#

Strange thing

wanton fog
#

I snort error cubes get on my level

naive nest
#

Pan

#

I shove them where the sun don’t go

#

get on MY level

wanton fog
#

Rather not

naive nest
#

Yeah

#

They look better in the sun

#

The dark areas of the rig doesn’t really show how great they look

brisk elbow
naive nest
#

Nah

wanton fog
#

Skins for error cube

naive nest
#

It’s a rubix cube

#

Can’t you see it’s not solved?

brisk elbow
#

Now that I look back, the Error Cube is kinda real bright, isn't it?

naive nest
#

That’s why the dwarves are confused

wanton fog
#

Yeah

#

It Pulses

brisk elbow
#

It isn't solved at all, the previous owner just painted all the sides black.

naive nest
#

It actually was a regular rubix cube

wanton fog
#

Tbh

naive nest
#

The owner was just lazy

plain wolf
#

painted all the sides black

brisk elbow
#

or they peeled off the stickers.

plain wolf
#

Nah, they took the stickers off.

wanton fog
#

I wouldn’t recommend snorting the error cubes
I have been having nightmares since

naive nest
#

That’s odd pan

#

My dreams no longer exist

plain wolf
#

I haven't been able to find a straw big enough, TBH.

naive nest
#

Neither does half of my memory

#

But damn

#

That was good

#

Also you don’t snort the whole thing

wanton fog
#

@brisk elbow also I have good plans for that meme

naive nest
#

It’s holding what you snort

brisk elbow
#

Aw yea.h

naive nest
#

The glow is the snorting material

#

it’s like a bag

plain wolf
#

The point remains that I've not been able to find a straw big enough.

naive nest
#

What straws have you found?

#

And how big is your nose?

plain wolf
#

No rolled up dollar bill can sate my thirst for ALIEN NOSE-CANDY.

#

Big enough I can smell ya from here. 🤮

wanton fog
#

Sometimes I feel kîñdæ mûrdèrÿ

plain wolf
#

you don't snort the whole thing
You don't if you're a WEINER.

wanton fog
brisk elbow
#

Hm.

naive nest
#

I eat C4 powder as a seasoning

#

Goes good on whole red sugar

#

I’m not addicted to red sugar

wanton fog
#

I’m addicted to nitra

plain wolf
#

Or "Gun Candy" as it's called on the street.

wanton fog
#

Now what do you think happens to all the unused nitra

brisk elbow
torn raft
#

SEE FORE

naive nest
#

HELP, I CAN’T FEEL MY BEARD

torn raft
#

its even more fitting cos driller doesnt have a beard by default therefore he is baby

wanton fog
#

@brisk elbow ||can I get a hand for a meme?||

brisk elbow
#

||Whatcha need?||

torn raft
#

||Why are we whispering||

humble jasper
#

||Hi||

wanton fog
#

||can I get a picture of your driller icon and health in game, I’m currently not home||

sinful cobalt
torn raft
#

you mean the cartoon one?

naive nest
#

I AM WHISPERING

brisk elbow
torn raft
wanton fog
#

Noo

#

Like

#

The health bar and picture and rank you get in game

torn raft
#

ohh

wanton fog
#

And I also need a scouts

#

I would do this myself

#

But I’m not home

brisk elbow
#

Scout and Driller hud things?

wanton fog
#

Yeah

brisk elbow
#

Aight.

wanton fog
#

Cheers

brisk elbow
#

This gonna take me a bit.

wanton fog
#

Apologies

brisk elbow
naive nest
#

Dwarf Fact: Dwarves livers are made of pure stone, they never die

brisk elbow
#

@wanton fog

wanton fog
#

Thank you

brisk elbow
#

Now go n' get em'.

distant ember
#

scouts are very epic

#

source: am scout

brisk elbow
#

Scouts are babies

placid kraken
#

only time when scouts aren’t epic is when i shoot a platform and mark it aggressively and the mineral is still there 5 seconds later

wanton fog
#

Who sent all these babies to team kill driller

placid kraken
#

that would be mission control who sent babies

wanton fog
#

I have a C4 under my pillow

brisk elbow
placid kraken
#

whatever helps you sleep at night

brisk elbow
wanton fog
#

Why won’t it load

#

I wanna see

#

Ah

brisk elbow
#

I know how to use my pistol! I just wanna save ammo.

dusky bough
#

Deep rock galactic, but its a mod overhaul for dwarf fortress

wanton fog
#

When I play driller

humble jasper
#

Can say Engi is 100% accurate for myself.

wanton fog
#

I swear I use the pistol more than the flamethrower

humble jasper
#

I forget that Driller has a pistol, lol.

wanton fog
#

I used it too much

dusky bough
#

tbh, while i see the usefulness for driller. i really dislike his weapons

wanton fog
#

Same

#

The flamethrower and the ice thingy just feel..

#

Off

dusky bough
#

yeah

wanton fog
#

And the

elfin mural
#

if you wander into my bullet spray I will attempt to stop firing but sometimes I just decide not to

wanton fog
#

Like plasma secondary

dusky bough
#

i mean every other primary in the game thats not drillers is hitscan boolets

#

i dislike how his primaries are rather close range

wanton fog
#

I want some sort of single fire rail gun

dusky bough
#

and his secondaries being either a peashooter

#

or having too little ammo

#

but i prefer the other three classes for their equipment anyway

#

someone else can do the honors of being the driller

wanton fog
#

I play engineer most of the time

dusky bough
#

engi or scout most of the time

#

id like to go gunner more often

#

but my one buddy i play alot with is a diehard gunner main

#

which is frustrating

humble jasper
#

I'm just engi or scout.
For point extraction and salvage I like to go engi just to have that extra defense, though scout works for me in just about anything.
If I played on higher hazards while solo more often I'd probably default to engi just so I could have turrets ready for the swarms.

brisk elbow
wanton fog
brisk elbow
wanton fog
#

That’s

#

A lot of drillers

brisk elbow
#

It's 4 drillers.

wanton fog
#

That’s a lot of drillers

brisk elbow
#

EXPLOSIVES PLACED

pastel prawn
#

4 driller gang is powerful

wanton fog
#

This post was made by driller gang

pastel prawn
#

but can you do this

#

deletes a warden with the revolver in one shot

wanton fog
#

But can you do this

#

Digs the resupply into a hole

pastel prawn
#

i will hol horse every bug on this planet

#

just watch me

brisk elbow
#

But can you do this?
(Throws axe at electric crystal)

#

BASTARDS GOT ME!

wanton fog
#

Hold up

#

Gambit have some beer to heal those deep cuts

brisk elbow
#

ACh

iron canyon
#

if they don't rock and stone they're not coming home detpack dpeek

brisk elbow
pastel prawn
wanton fog
#

All the low levels never rock and stone

pastel prawn
#

driller with iron will is suicide bomber supreme

wanton fog
#

Fuck

pastel prawn
#

and i love it

wanton fog
#

I need something else for my meme

humble jasper
#

Rockin' and Stonin' was the first thing I did as a low level.

#

That and try to pet the loot bugs.

wanton fog
#

This meme is doing my head in

pastel prawn
#

i should make a separate folder for these

brisk elbow
pastel prawn
brisk elbow
#

No anime.

pastel prawn
minor belfry
#

Yes anime drillmina

lofty horizon
#

Weebs and otakus incoming

pastel prawn
quasi yacht
#

its time to go full ape shit

pastel prawn
#

this one is perfection

brisk elbow
#

The space rig needs a trash can for the mugs.
So I DON'T use it.

elfin mural
#

so mc can yell at us for throwing them at each other instead

wanton fog
#

@brisk elbow ||what’s your beard on driller?||

wanton fog
#

Thank you

shell coral
#

I imagine driller as a wrinkly mole man

foggy flower
#

Snowman

brisk elbow
#

Throws snowball

wanton fog
#

I think

#

It’s complete

#

But I’m hesitant

#

Because

#

I’m missing one thing

#

I’ll go pilfer the gallery

brisk elbow
#

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

wanton fog
#

Ok

#

Uh

#

Don’t kill me

brisk elbow
#

's pretty damn good meme. I like it.

#

Where's the damn mule?

#

That Nickelodeon logo

wanton fog
#

i kinda rushed that

brisk elbow
#

Still. Overall, it's a hella good meme I'd hang on my wall.

foggy flower
#

It's going on the fridge

wanton fog
brisk elbow
#

Aw yes

wanton fog
#

What should I title it on reddit

brisk elbow
#

I dunno.

wanton fog
#

Maybe I should just title it wheres that dam mule?

brisk elbow
#

Shrug

wanton fog
#

Go the lazy way

#

After I do that it’s nitra time

brisk elbow
#

Epic

wanton fog
#

My gallery is a mess

#

I might just make a folder for this shot

#

Shit

#

I might need it later

brisk elbow
#

I never hold my memes.

wanton fog
#

Right I need to do that drillers haunt thing

vale pagoda
#

what are you a buddhist

wanton fog
#

That’s my next project

brisk elbow
#

Nah, I'm just too lazy and forgetful to hit "save"

vale pagoda
brisk elbow
wanton fog
dry trout
foggy flower
urban kettle
rain terrace
wanton fog
#

You know what

#

I’ll keep it to one meme a day

brisk elbow
#

Nice.

wanton fog
#

I think I ran out of creative juices after that

#

I need sleep

brisk elbow
#

Damn.

#

See ya', then

wanton fog
#

Yeah ima go take a nap

brisk elbow
#

Watch for C4

round hound
#

throw a detpack to the scout while he was standing in the roof rock mining mineral

wanton fog
#

How can people sleep in daylight

#

I have my curtains closed

#

And I still can’t sleep

iron canyon
#

Why would you want to sleep during day

#

Night shift?

wanton fog
#

I’m just tired

#

Lifting a Buch of heavy shit yesterday probably

brisk elbow
#

Unkar's balls, this is heavy

wanton fog
#

Need a hand here

iron canyon
minor belfry
#

Need help lifting Unkar's balls

wanton fog
#

Wait

#

I made a sexual joke without realising

humble jasper
#

Yeah I don't think solo haz4 is for me.
The game is pretty happy to let me know how fucked I am about 10 seconds in.

wanton fog
#

Welcome to hazard 4

#

Have fun

humble jasper
distant ember
humble jasper
#

The last game went a little better, but I think the game overestimates how many bugs one guy with a rifle and no explosives can kill.

tawdry gyro
#

Use bosco's rockets for your explosives, my good man

humble jasper
#

I guess I could've, but my bosco's rockets are set up for hitting the big bois and don't have fear or bigger explosion. I guess if i plan on playing scout on high hazs I'll need them.

minor belfry
#

It's PE primarily that gets fucky in higher difficulties. That's the one game mode that gradually tests how many bugs can a map fit before the game crashes.

deep parrot
lime geyser
#

oh god scout on haz4 is pain

minor belfry
#

btw, these are normal in-game screenshots, they would better fit in #drg-gallery

humble jasper
#

Yeah I figured that after I posted them here.

tawdry gyro
#

Bah, it hits the spawn limit and despawns things before it crashes the game

#

Once I had a mactera about to finish me off get despawned in the middle of its firing animation prok_hand

brisk elbow
#

Mactera: *About to kill Prince*
Karl: No

pine root
#

@humble jasper for those type of missions I just try and get all the arqua as fast as I can, with little thought to kill the bugs, because at one point the turrets will run out of ammo and yeah you just get overwhelmed

humble jasper
#

Yeah I knew I was going way too slow. At the end I was trying to go out and get the arquaqs but at that point there were so many bugs on my heels I couldn't even feasibly grab one from bosco and deposit it.

#

Mostly because bosco was being a turd and hovering outside my reach.

pine root
#

yeah it can be a bit tricky

wanton fog
#

Holy fuck

#

How many years has it been since I watched the magic school bus

#

Next to Wallace and Gromit

#

Childhood

#

Now I have got meme ideas

humble jasper
#

glyphid were-rabbit when

wanton fog
#

Yes

#

Deep rock galactic stole from Wallace and Gromit

#

They went to space first

#

And they also mined planets

gleaming prism
#

I like the Bueno

#

But why drill boy gotta mexican

#

He's a spaceman

#

Where's Mexico in the drg lore

wanton fog
#

In Mexico